Waffle: why is the ooc chat underneath the IC and map?
Waffle: wouldn't it make more sense to have the two chats on the same line, then the map underneath?
handofevil: Because IC would make sense to be by the map
Yin: Nope, this way the ic and the map can both be seen easily at the same time.
Far-Walker: I think we should start at 6:30 and people can drop in. I don't think anyone can fault us for that.
Waffle: I just find needing to scroll up and down constantly to be annoying
Waffle: but okay
Igfig: that seems reasonable
Igfig: about starting at 6:30
Igfig: and yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what would work for the widget placement
handofevil: I also have time to work on this song too
Waffle: and I have time to kill infinite people in the vietnam levels
Yin: Bravo posted in the thread saying he's having trouble getting on, should I link to here in the thread or message him or what?
PwotMoose: Either, I guess?
Far-Walker: PM him.
Igfig: Mouser is on it.
Yin: Oh, um, I just sent it.
Yin: Yar.
Yin: Ah well, not a problem to have multiples.
handofevil: Ok awesome. I have my shitty song finished.
handofevil: Ig, did the dragon from last monday have a name?
Igfig: yes, but I don't think it told you
handofevil: Fuck
PwotMoose: Draco Dragonbugstein VIII
Far-Walker: I can't read the title for this tab without thinking of the Space Sphere from Portal 2.
Far-Walker: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. I'm in space.
Waffle: 6:30, we starting?
Igfig: just on the verge as we speak
handofevil: IT'S NOT 6:30 WAFFLE
handofevil: IT'S 6:35
Waffle: it is 6:35!!
Waffle: bam
Waffle: I win
Waffle: motha fucka
handofevil: So shut up and look at a clock
handofevil: And no you don't
Waffle: yes
handofevil: <handofevil>: IT'S NOT 6:30 WAFFLE <handofevil>: IT'S 6:35 <Waffle>: it is 6:35!!
Waffle: I said it first
Waffle: yes
CaptainB: What the hell?
Waffle: <Waffle>: it is 6:35!! <handofevil>: IT'S 6:35
Alouicious: food time. be back as quick as I can
Igfig: what
PwotMoose: Guys, guys
PwotMoose: stop fighting
PwotMoose: no one wins
handofevil: Guys. I'm fucking with waffle. Let me fuck with waffle
CaptainB: Did the first dnd chatroom crash for anyone else?
Waffle: sdaklffmkdl;fasdfja;fjaf
Slim_bankshotmark2: Waffle I hate you
Slim_bankshotmark2: Also, Hi everyone
Igfig: mibbit's widgets are really flaky right now
Igfig: hi slim
Igfig: okay, are we ready?
handofevil: Yeah
CptB: ARG
CptB: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
M0user: yeah
Waffle: YARR
Slim_bankshotmark2: Take note of the map, gents
Heronius: map?
Slim_bankshotmark2: Now to figure out hoe regions work
handofevil: Hey waffle
Waffle: we can move the bar?
Far-Walker: I'm ready!
PwotMoose: What can we move in those brown parts?
CptB: Which regions contain the hoes?
Waffle: oh wait no
Waffle: read it wrong
Waffle: where are the regions?
handofevil: Waffle. Guess what
CptB: And how many hoes are there?
Waffle: what?
Slim_bankshotmark2: Waffle is color blind?
handofevil: http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5174/wafflewrong.png
handofevil: I was fucking first
PwotMoose: NO ONE CARES
handofevil: Alright. I'md one
Waffle: DOES IT REALLY MATTER?
CptB: Igfig, was there anything else I needed to do to my sheet since the first session? I updated the Words skill, and reduced the speed by one, was that it?
Igfig: I think that was it
Igfig: but I'm afraid I don't have time to look at anything right now
SparkyMarky: I can't believe this is finally happening
Waffle: you finally hit puberty?
Waffle: BUDUM TISH
Heronius: weak
Waffle: yes
Alouicious: back
SparkyMarky: Menopause actually
SparkyMarky: BUDUM TISH
SparkyMarky: if male menopause is a thing
SparkyMarky: which it isn't
Alouicious: It's called womenopause
handofevil: Who ever is doing the map needs to put the order on
handofevil: I got before thorn
Igfig: it's coming
handofevil: You never described how lyrics are going to work ig
PwotMoose: he'll probably explain when we get there
Far-Walker: Are we tracking experience points? Or do we level up whenever the DMs decide it's time to level up?
Waffle: I prefer the dm's saying "time to level up"
Waffle: because fuck tracking exp
Yin: I think we just level up when they tell us to.  Yar.
Far-Walker: Oh! PwotMoose, was it you who suggested a puzzle where the answer is just to open the door?
PwotMoose: Yep
Far-Walker: I tried it out on my players.
Waffle: can we be on the map for where we all are?
PwotMoose: How'd it work?
Far-Walker: As part of a four-part puzzle.
Far-Walker: Hilariously.
Waffle: whoever is doing the map
Yin: Give them some time Waffle.
Waffle: okay
PwotMoose: Awesome, that's the exact reaction it should get
Far-Walker: See, the puzzles were based off an old string of riddles.
Far-Walker: Well, not ol.
Far-Walker: *old.
Far-Walker: ANd not riddles. But you get the idea.
Far-Walker: The first...
Far-Walker: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator?
PwotMoose: One piece at a time
Waffle: open the door, put it in
Waffle: and shut the door
Waffle: DUH
Far-Walker: Waffle's right. It's a test in simplicity.
Far-Walker: Second...
Far-Walker: How do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?
PwotMoose: take the elephant out
Far-Walker: Yep.
Waffle: put the giraffe in
Alouicious: Who is doing the map?
PwotMoose: Ig
Far-Walker: Now, the lion king is hosting a party, and all the animals are invited. Which one doesn't show up?
Waffle: giraffe, its in the fridge
Yin: I think I've heard this before.
handofevil: Waffle forgot to put on his deoderant
Alouicious: I am not in the initiative list
Waffle: yeah I have
Far-Walker: Yep. Finally, you have to cross a river where alligators live. How do you do it?
m0user: Still getting it together
m0user: The list, I mean
Waffle: just swim
Waffle: the alligators are at the party
Far-Walker: Yep. So the puzzles were based off of that. It's amazing how difficult those are with groupthink.
PwotMoose: so where does the door fit in?
Far-Walker: Because all it takes is one dumb guy suggesting weird ideas to throw everyone off the easy solution.
Far-Walker: Basically, in the third puzzle, both the door out of the puzzle PLUS the door out of the fourth puzzle were unlocked at once.
Far-Walker: And the fourth puzzle was full of red herrings.
handofevil: Guys. we're going to have to deal with the people by the fire place
PwotMoose: I don't remember the big hairy thing
Waffle: push them in?
Yin: That'll just kill them though, or not even that possibly.
Waffle: light them on fire though
PwotMoose: Hey guys, lets NOT kill the potential fans
Waffle: yeah you're right
Yin: Yeah, crazed homicidal people.
PwotMoose: so what's with the brown regions
handofevil: Can't I just electrocute them?
Yin: We can move them.
Waffle: we can move them
Yin: Oh, the tables and the rugs.
Yin: I was wondering what they are, now I know.
SparkyMarky: there's not really anything for me to do yet, is there?
Yin: Isn't too much for most of us to do.
Waffle: ask when the show is going to start
PwotMoose: I think I've shot a curtain with lightning in almost every session so far
Waffle: you have to keep that going
PwotMoose: I am
PwotMoose: if I can
Waffle: good
m0user: Go ahead and wonder around the bar some, meet the other band
PwotMoose: Exactly what I was planning
PwotMoose: LUCAS NO
Yin: We could carry a curtain with us to ensure the ability to shoot curtains with lightning.
Yin: MIddle of a forest?  We'll be prepared.
handofevil: I've written a small song I hope to sing sometime. It probably sucks
SparkyMarky: Just to scare him
Waffle: we should just always have a stage with us
Waffle: all the time
PwotMoose: shooting an arrow across a bar that we FOUGHT A DRAGON in isn't that good of an idea but oh well
handofevil: Waffle shat his pants
PwotMoose: Yessss
Alouicious: haha waffle
Waffle: :(
PwotMoose: this is getting more and more like the Community episode by the minute
Igfig: note that rp is probably going to spill ove rinto this thread
Yin: ?
Igfig: so keep an eye ont he other thread, mouser
handofevil: WOO.
Igfig: if there are a lot of people wanting to do stuff all at once
m0user: got it
handofevil: We can set the curtains on fire
handofevil: What the fuck
handofevil: My window jsut closed
Yin: I don't think that'd go over well, seeing as the owner renovated the whole place after the last time.
Waffle: ghosts
Yin: Dun dun dun.
handofevil: Ig. Can you kick the handofevil that's still there?
handofevil: Well actually, kick the dreyrugr
Igfig: I don't see one here
handofevil: Goddamn it
PwotMoose: ooooooh myyyyy goooood
handofevil: Oh awesome
handofevil: I'm in
Yin: Chicks a dude.
handofevil: What happened while I was gone
Alouicious: It's Pip!
Waffle: he will totally turn out to be a dude
SparkyMarky: It's an elf, even if it was there's no real difference
PwotMoose: I totally imagined that with a lisp
PwotMoose: for some reason
Yin: Bweeheehee.
m0user: Elven lead singer  "Grrr, here there tiger."
m0user: :D
SparkyMarky: That's a fine lute you got there
Alouicious: Elf "chick"
m0user: Thanks, its been in my family for generations.
CptB: Ok guys, taking bets on whether or not this elf has a secret dick. I've got two to one odds on a gold piece, who's down?
m0user: Want to hold it *giggles*
SparkyMarky: It would look better at the end of my bed
handofevil: I'll hold it
SparkyMarky: (old standard)
SparkyMarky: By the way, I promise we won't beat you too hard in the competitiontonight
m0user: Oh, you.  Want to check out the dressing room for a few minutes.
handofevil: Hey guys. I think waffle is going to flirt with the orc
SparkyMarky: We're all flirting up in here
SparkyMarky: and yes, let's go to the dressing room
m0user: What about some of your friends?  We don't want to be rude!
SparkyMarky: Oh, don't mind them, they're fine on their own
m0user: Fine then, follow me. *She reaches out and takes you by the hand, leading you away from your friends*
handofevil: Hey mouser. Can I follow them? Should I roll for stealth check
m0user: Go ahead, HOE
SparkyMarky: I rolled a goddamn 19 with a -1, this elf had better not be a dude
SparkyMarky: i will never hear the end of it
handofevil: 1d20-3
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20-3: [5] = 2
handofevil: FUCK
Alouicious: Should I reroll intitiative?
CptB: Sparky's about to hear some funky dixieland
CptB: (Anyone get that? Anyone at all?)
m0user: She takes you out back, under the balcony.  You notice one of your bandmates following you, trying to be stealthy.  His panting and frantic self groping are easily noticable
handofevil: I'm a girl mouser
CptB: Which makes it that much worse
m0user: Her panting and frantic self groping are disturbingly arousing.
SparkyMarky: Or better, not sure which
Heronius: haha
Alouicious: ahaha
Alouicious: fuck it, I'm rerolling
Alouicious: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Alouicious, 1d20+4: [8] = 12
Yin: Nothing like a horny dragon to set the mood.
SparkyMarky: Which chaarcter is HoE again?
SparkyMarky: ah, the dragon
Yin: The dragonbon warden.
Alouicious: dreygururur
m0user: The minstrel turns to face you in the shadow of the balcony.  She raises her hand to your cheek.
SparkyMarky: Is her hand feminine? can't be too areful
m0user: Al, roll in the other thread.
Alouicious: sorry
m0user: "I love it out here, with the noise inside.  But here, it is so peaceful"
PwotMoose: wait, why are you rerolling?
Alouicious: I'm not listed in initiative
PwotMoose: ah, ok
SparkyMarky: I need a cool line here
m0user: She trails her hand down your neck, into the collar of your shirt.  Sliding her hand onto the back of your neck, she pulls you in for a kiss.
SparkyMarky: hmm
SparkyMarky: Schwing
Waffle: go for it!!
handofevil: I run up and throw my shirt off
SparkyMarky: We are essentially writing slashfiction here
Yin: You are really good at being a female.
handofevil: I know I am
PwotMoose: don't do it don't do it I've seen this episode of Firefly
Alouicious: man, my initiative rolls just got worse and worse
m0user: She breaks the kiss and leans back against the wall, smiling coquettishly.
SparkyMarky: I kiss her back
SparkyMarky: I guarantee some people are jacking off to this
m0user: She reaches out and takes your hands, placing around her slim waist.  She leans into you.
handofevil: Waffle is
Far-Walker: (I'm fucking calling it: she's an incubus.)
Alouicious: No, it's Pip
Waffle: I'm barely paying any attention right now
Waffle: I'm installing some games right now
SparkyMarky: Is there anywhere more...private...we can go?
SparkyMarky: ooc: this is getting WEIRD
handofevil: Hey mouser. I slide inbetween them and totally start groping myself
SparkyMarky: We ignore her, because she does this ALL THE TIME
m0user: She moves, trailing hot delicate kisses, and she answers, her breathe hot in your ear "Our wagon, around the corner."
Heronius: If I could see any of this I would be rather uncomfortable
Fingers: Fucking piece of shit mibbit goddamned bullshit fucking fuck.
Heronius: :(
Yin: ?
SparkyMarky: I lead her to the wagon
SparkyMarky: sexual healing starts playing, camera pans to nearby fire, fade to black
m0user: She steps up and opens the back door.  Smiling, she indicates you should go first.
PwotMoose: god damn it this IS that episode of Community
Fingers: The chat windows on the SPACE page have stopped working for me, so I had to open mibbit in a second window and tab out dnd and dnd2
Alouicious: natural progression of events, apparently
Fingers: Because it is a bullshit piece of crap
m0user: OOC: Community ain't got nothing on me smuttin' it up.
SparkyMarky: The episode with Jeff and the dean's new secretary?
Yin: Either she's a dude, or she's going to incapacitate our band member by tying him up or something, or both.
Fingers: I vote both
Far-Walker: Or she could be into bondage.
Waffle: then delf will be the only witness
Waffle: because he thought to follow
Far-Walker: I forget, what's Sark in the band?
SparkyMarky: I think Yin might be right, soo
Far-Walker: (Sark's who Sparky plays yes?)
SparkyMarky: "Ladies first"
Alouicious: Drummer
handofevil: Brigsby, ask him where he went when the dragon showed up
Yin: Roll an insight check?
handofevil: Because he ran off remember
m0user: As you enter, she gently places her hand on the naked chest of your follower, and pushes her out the door.  She shuts it in her face.
SparkyMarky: And then we fuck like no one has ever fucked before
Alouicious: goddammit why is hoe naked
handofevil: Because
Fingers: Wait, naked?
Fingers: Goddamn you HoE
Yin: Topless anyways.
Alouicious: you fuckin people
Far-Walker: Scaly dragon boobies. :(
m0user: Her hands go to her bodice, and start to unlace it.  She stops half way, and looks at you.
handofevil: I was trying to make this slashfiction as horrible as possible
SparkyMarky: It's already incredibly awkward
m0user: "What are you waiting for?"
SparkyMarky: m0user has clearly done this before
SparkyMarky: I kiss her, and undo the rest of the bodice
Fingers: He's lying, Igfig! He *IS* the dagron! Smite him with a tankard.
Fingers: Brigsby, even
handofevil: I make loud masturbation noises outside the wagon
m0user: She laughs, low in her throat and places you hand on her flat, pale stomach.
Alouicious: [samtheeagle]You are all weridos[/samtheeagle]
SparkyMarky: m0user hasn't done this before, he invented this
Fingers: "I make loud masturbation noises outside the wagon" Well, I think we can safely call this the lowest point of the game, everyone.
SparkyMarky: it's the only way
Fingers: Nowhere to go from here but up
Far-Walker: Now that we're the lowest of the low, we can only go up!
Yin: I'm pretty sure it isn't the dragon, it was pretty dead, what with the everything, and taking its claws and teeth and stuff.
Heronius: I'm pretty sure we will find a way to go lower.
Far-Walker: Right?
handofevil: Nah. It can go far worse far walker
m0user: Placing her hands on your shoulders, she pushes you back onto the bed.  Your hand remains in contact with her bare midriff.
handofevil: Things are about to get intense
Yin: I'd double check for boobs at this moment.
Alouicious: wait, who didn't show?
handofevil: Because my masturbation noises get louder
SparkyMarky: I tell her she looks beautiful in elvish
Yin: HEY WAFFLE.
Waffle: WHAT
Waffle: GOD DAMMIT WHAT
handofevil: YOU'RE UP
Yin: Go play.
m0user: Her faces lights up at your compliment, and she gets on her knees to kiss you.
handofevil: Now pull those pants ups
m0user: OOC:  Wait, waffle is a minor isn't he? 
Alouicious: Yep
handofevil: As am I
m0user: Blasted PG13 ratings.
SparkyMarky: we need a tasteful cut away
Alouicious: which makes this whole thing worse
Fingers: We needed a tasteful cutaway ten minutes ago, you grogs
handofevil: We typically just ignore waffle mouser. 
Fingers: Hahahaha
Waffle: so is delf thoug
Waffle: though
Waffle: *
SparkyMarky: see, people are disappointed now
PwotMoose: Show a boob, then cut away after 30 seconds of vague shots of what might be humping
SparkyMarky: they ARE jacking off to this
PwotMoose: It's basically no worse than a Mass Effect cutscene right now
m0user: She lifts your shirt off your head, trailing hot wet kisses down your neck.
Alouicious: CRASH TO BLACK
Yin: Pssst, this is all being logged.
SparkyMarky: MONTAGE OF TRAINS ENTERING TUNNELS, ROCKETS TAKING OFF
PwotMoose: Fireworks
Alouicious: tea kettles boiling, that kind of thing
Fingers: Alright, that's about all of this I can take. Someone lemme know in the first tab when this crap is over
handofevil: Igfig	oh god, this is all being logged 17:31	Igfig	anyway 17:31	Wilco	WE SAID DON'T LOOK IN THE OTHER CHAT
m0user: Well, since we have minors present, we will skip the build up and go to the denuemont.
Yin: Fortuna is the one logging it.
SparkyMarky: In other words, no hardcore penetration
SparkyMarky: sorry kids
Alouicious: ig if you are still looking down here I am still not listed for initiative
handofevil: Oh well. I'll just make really loud masturbation noises
m0user: Much to your incredibly surprise (and hidden delight) the minstrel is a man.
Waffle: I KNEW IT
SparkyMarky: knew it
Alouicious: AHA
handofevil: HAHAHA
Alouicious: IT WAS PIP
Far-Walker: So homo.
PwotMoose: YEESSSSS
m0user: Glam rock minstrel man.  Don't be so judgemental.
SparkyMarky: My chaarcter goes both ways
SparkyMarky: I'm like a decaent roman emperor
SparkyMarky: decadent
m0user: So, that just happened.  Back to normal chat!
Heronius: You know that cannot un-happen right?
Waffle: the mental image
SparkyMarky: Sex with an effeminate elf dude is still sex
fingers: Was it really a dude?
fingers: I knew it
m0user: I have been playing DnD hardcore for 17 years.  That is not even close to the worst thing.
Yin: Yup.
PwotMoose: yes
m0user: Yeah, we planned on it being a dude from day one.
Alouicious: One thing
fingers: I so called it. Pay up, losers
Alouicious: At least this wasn't FATAL
SparkyMarky: I think we all knew it was a dude
Yin: I think we all called it.
PwotMoose: I was personally hoping for female assassin
PwotMoose: like in Firefly
m0user: Its an elf.  It doesn't even count as gay.
Alouicious: It was Pip
PwotMoose: but I guess not
Alouicious: Plain and simple
SparkyMarky: That would have ben cool actually
SparkyMarky: oh well
SparkyMarky: Elf sex!
Alouicious: Fuckin elves, man
SparkyMarky: I sort of pictured my character as a Bowie figure, so this fits surprisingly well
Yin: Well ta da then.
m0user: The assassin would have taken this from an RP situation to a Combat situation.  Too busy for now.
handofevil: I'm back guys
PwotMoose: True
Alouicious: thank fuck for that
SparkyMarky: so what's going on in proper chat, because i have not been paying attention
Waffle: I'm proving to brigsby how to drink
m0user: Drinking.  not as much fun as wenching.
Yin: Wilco is about to drink dwarven funeral ale.
SparkyMarky: Isn't he a halfling?
PwotMoose: You stole my ale you jerk
Yin: Not anymore.
handofevil: Hey mouser. How is singing going to work this session?
m0user: Kind of a skill challenge type thing.
m0user: Ig wrote out rules for it all.
Alouicious: ah shit a drinking conteset
fingers: Mouser, can I interject comments while they're doing their thing?
Igfig: Don't worry too much about taking turns with all this
Waffle: mouser, I just challenged brigsby to a drink off
m0user: Just go nuts over here.
m0user: You may get lost in the spread, but I will get to you eventually.
Waffle: okay
PwotMoose: I don't think a drink off is the best thing for a lead singer to do right before a show
Waffle: What? You bein a pansy?
Waffle: YOU GUNNA BE A PANSY?
SparkyMarky: It is rock and roll though
fingers: Mouser, what skill do I have to roll to stage an intervention?
Waffle: If you're really that great, then you won't even be buzzed by this
handofevil: OH GOD
Waffle: should I roll for persuasion
Waffle: ??
handofevil: Not this again
handofevil: Guys. Look in IC
Waffle: oh god
m0user: Nope, gotta convince a PC
Yin: I think it was just a one off little detail thing.
PwotMoose: Rock isn't about how much beer you can down
Waffle: YES IT IS!
PwotMoose: Nope.
Alouicious: NO IT ISN'T WAFFLE CHRIST
Waffle: I mutter into my beard, and take his drinks
Heronius: It is about how much money I can make from exploiting you people.
PwotMoose: I kick him in the shin and take my drink back
handofevil: It's about how much sex I can have
Waffle: I stare at him, then say
Waffle: Okay how about a toast then
Waffle: To rock
Yin: So far the running tally is 0.
fingers: Waffle, there is a difference between being drunk, and having a buzz. One or two drinks will get you a buzz, and that's acceptable for a rock band
SparkyMarky: Clearly I'm winning the sex contest
PwotMoose: "Yeah, sure."
m0user: I'd give HOE half a point.  
Waffle: To rock
PwotMoose: *clink*
Waffle: I take a drink
fingers: A shot contest with some dwarven super-bullshit will fuck you up, and make you piss yourself on stage. That's not Rock and Roll.
Waffle: okay, I'm not gunna get wasted
fingers: That's an after party
Heronius: bit late for that
Waffle: I only took one drink
Heronius: you are drinking dwarven super ale
Heronius: you should be happy if you don't pass out after one.
SparkyMarky: pissing on stage isn;t rock and roll, but projectile vomiting is
Yin: Plus my natural paranoia makes me question the motives of the dwarf and the big hairy thing.
PwotMoose: "Oh, in that case, maybe I should get Cliff back down here so he can get you one of those Elven appletinis you love so much?"
Waffle: "What the hell are you getting at?"
SparkyMarky: OH SNAP
PwotMoose: "Oh, you know what I'm getting at." I leave the bar and go backstage.
Waffle: no really what are you getting at, I know nothing about drinking
Waffle: was he saying I can't handle hard beer?
Yin: Nope I don't think so.
PwotMoose: appletini is usually considered a girly drink
Waffle: sonova bitch
PwotMoose: and an Elven one on top of that?
Waffle: YOU WHORE
Waffle: I should smash you over the head with this bottle, but I won't 
Waffle: yet
m0user: Elves like apples
Waffle: Who else is at the bar right now?
SparkyMarky: You're a halfling, you couldn't reach
Waffle: I am a human
fingers: Waffle, you waste expensive liqour and this whole bar is gonna start going round and round
PwotMoose: I'm the halfling
SparkyMarky: never mind then
SparkyMarky: He could easily reach
Waffle: Mouser who else is at the bar right now?
Yin: I think I said I followed Brigsby, but I haven't done anything.
PwotMoose: No other PCs. I think the people Ig have said are the Big Human, Big Orc, Big Dragonborn, Big Hairy Thing, and the other halfling
PwotMoose: Or maybe Yin too
m0user: Let me check
Yin: Either way its my turn after Drey anyways.
Igfig: those are the other band people
Igfig: there are of course lots of other patons as well
Waffle: I look around the bar for "Bill", I told him we would be playing tonight
Waffle: roll perception'
Waffle: ?
PwotMoose: Just save it for your next turn
Waffle: I thought that if we aren't in battle our turns can go forever essentially
Waffle: ahh well
Waffle: yeah end turn
m0user: NPCs at bar  The three big minstrels, and the halfling is chatting with Cliff.  The big fur mound is there, but not drinking
SparkyMarky: I don't trust the big fur mound
handofevil: those of you in the back have to listen to my horrible singing
Waffle: who's turn is next?
PwotMoose: I go back out to the bar
Heronius: yin now
handofevil: Why dont' you scroll up and find out waffle?
PwotMoose: do we have turns in here, or is that just for IC? Or is this just for conversation that would otherwise clog up the IC?
m0user: Thorn is up in the IC channel
m0user: In here, I will say if something weird is going on (like bonin').  Other then that, no turns in here
handofevil: Well there's still the wagon
PwotMoose: Can we actually move around in here, or is it just conversation?
handofevil: Goddamn it. I should've gone up to the wagon
Alouicious: AHAHAHAHA
handofevil: OH SHIT. YIN
m0user: Just conversing.  nothing really game changing
Heronius: crit failyre
PwotMoose: got it
handofevil: TROLL
handofevil: TROLL IN THE BAR-DUNGEON
handofevil: Thought you should know
Heronius: try not to start any shit.
Alouicious: I've got no beef with trolls
m0user: Yeah, he is the resident splatter.  
PwotMoose: He is also more than twice my height
PwotMoose: Then again, so is Thorn
SparkyMarky: How tall is that troll?
PwotMoose: 10ft
Heronius: 10
handofevil: Wait, what happened to the bouncer last game?
SparkyMarky: well, shit
PwotMoose: I give the halfing the "Official Secret Halfling Hand-Wave"
SparkyMarky: It looks just like you're reaching for a high shelf
Alouicious: ha
PwotMoose: damn my stubby legs
Yin: I am failing spectacularly at talking.
SparkyMarky: I've decided a character trait for myself
SparkyMarky: I am going to try to get it from anyone, anywhere
Slim_bankshotmark2: I'm fucking back, dudes
Alouicious: goddamn scots always brewin beer when people die
PwotMoose: Slim here's a summary
PwotMoose: Lucas slept with an elf dude
PwotMoose: Me and Wilco argued over drinks
PwotMoose: Far-Walker prayed to his spirit things
PwotMoose: and that's about it
Far-Walker: Far-Walker sensed a disturbance in the force
SparkyMarky: Lucas was proud to do so
Yin: Also I'm sucking at talking.
Far-Walker: The nature-forces.
Slim_bankshotmark2: Lucas is such a whore
SparkyMarky: Damn straight
handofevil: Goddamn it YIn
Yin: What?
Yin: What did I do?
handofevil: OH SNAP
fingers: I think they serve more than just drinks, at least one person has had a heaping helping of meat so far
Far-Walker: I felt the heat of that burn from here.
m0user: Damn, no he didn't!!
PwotMoose: Damn, he don't like your kind round these parts
SparkyMarky: It's pronounced "di'int"
SparkyMarky: Also, "dayum"
Yin: Poor gnolls, always being I don't remember the word.
SparkyMarky: discriminated against?
Yin: That could be it.
Alouicious: Ig, if you could, just put my name at the bottom of the initiative list
PwotMoose: Her?
Yin: Probably a dead hooker.
Heronius: Could be a lot of things
Heronius: but certainly dead.
PwotMoose: I thought he was talking about the bartender
Alouicious: Thank you
Igfig: Hey Bravo, I can take care of you if you're up next
Igfig:  /Fingers
CaptainB: Seriously, what the fucking hell?
CaptainB: Give me a goddamned break, Mibbit
Igfig: What just happened?
Igfig: oh, it fivked up
Igfig: as usual
m0user: You missed the fun part!
CaptainB: Mibbit keeps kicking me! Or crashing. Or both!
Igfig: anywahy, bravo
Igfig: you are up now here
CaptainB: Because it is a stupid piece of shit
Igfig: we may look into other solutions eventually 
Igfig: but for now, let's do stuff
Igfig: (here, in this thread)
CaptainB: What stuff?
Igfig: your turn
CaptainB: Sorry, I lost the last couple minutes
Igfig: what would you like to do?
CaptainB: Oh, I thought it was someone else's turn
CaptainB: How long 'til the show starts
Igfig: We can do two turns at once
Igfig: two chats, se
PwotMoose: They want to do two right now
CaptainB: Ahh, nice
Igfig: e
Igfig: you, then sark, then start
SparkyMarky: I think we have a fight on our hands here
Fingers: Well, I can't do that then...
Fingers: Fuck it, I'ma walk around and round up everyone
handofevil: Aw shit. Heronius is going to get thrown out
Fingers: Because these bastards need to get their head in the game if we want to make some fans tonight
Fingers: Igfig, Start magic ritual Glib Limerick
SparkyMarky: i feel dumb, how do you change your name?
Heronius: He owes me money.
Fingers: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8396
Fingers:  "/nick"
Fingers: I'll use my one free Bardic Ritual per day to negate the component cost
Igfig: sure
Fingers: Is it active?
Igfig: yeah, you were casting it while you tuned up
Fingers: Badass
Fingers: Ok, I'm going to roll a bluff check to make Heronius quiet the fuck down, and stop pissing off the bar
Heronius: I am on the balcony
Igfig: that's more of an intimidate check, really
Igfig: possibly diplomacy
Fingers: "Goddammit, you trigger-happy son of a bitch, if you don't slow your roll you are OUT OF THE BAND"
Fingers: "And I fucking mean it this time!"
Igfig: also, that conversation should probably acutally go in the thread where it started
Fingers: Aww, no dice?
Yin: Also he's the producer, yeah...
Igfig: that's intimidate, yeah
Fingers: Fuck it, then
Igfig: go to the other chat if you're talking to hero
Igfig: if not
Igfig: ..?
Fingers: Spend my turn going around and rounding up these chucklefucks
Fingers: Because we got a gig to play, and they're off doing god knows what
Alouicious: I haven't done jack shit yet
Igfig: heh, okay
Alouicious: Just saying
Igfig: yeah, it's your turn now
handofevil: Remember. I'm back stage practicing
Igfig: right
PwotMoose: And I'm just hanging out backstage
Fingers: Also, igfig, does this mean at the start of the show, we can all start in our positions, instead of having to spend however long getting into place?
Fingers: (As in, the end of this turn)
Igfig: yes, absolutely
Fingers: Cool
Igfig: So it's just Sark who has to do stuff now?
LucasStrongbow: oh thank god
Igfig: Sark turn!
LucasStrongbow: I wasn;t looking forward to spending my turn walking back in
Igfig: Alouicious
Alouicious: Sark turn?
Alouicious: Okay
Igfig: Yes
Alouicious: I mosey up to one of the other bands in the bar
Igfig: the only other one
Alouicious: Yeah, that
Igfig: you mean the three big guys?
Alouicious: Yes
Igfig: okay
Alouicious: I roll perception to see what they are all about
Alouicious: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Alouicious, 1d20+7: [5] = 12
Waffle: sorry guys, I had to do something
Waffle: what did I miss?
Igfig: well, they're dressed as minstrels like the rest of the band
Igfig: looks a bit weird on them, because they're somewhat larger than the average minstrel
Igfig: you can't see any instruments anywhere
Alouicious: "What, you guys some kind of a capella minstrels?"
Igfig: "Ha ha heh heh no."  growls the dragonborn
Alouicious: "I don't see any instruments. What do you guys play?"
Igfig: "We just don't show off our stuff like those, hah, girls."
Alouicious: "Heh, I see what you mean."
Igfig: "You can find that out for yourself, thank you." says the human
Igfig: "Excuse me," he says, then starts heading over toward Drey
Alouicious: I try to block his way
handofevil: I'm backstage remember
Alouicious: "Don't mind them
Alouicious: Their, well, their idiots"
Alouicious: *they're*
Igfig: The orc bursts out laughing, rolling on the bar
Igfig: "Yes, it looks like that." says the human
handofevil: "
Igfig: and he stops
handofevil: "I can hear you assholes!"
Alouicious: "Shut the fuck up, Drey"
Igfig: "Anyway, good luck to you.  I think we're starting now."
Alouicious: "Yeah, same to you guys."
Alouicious: I turn to return to my bandmates
Igfig: and you go your various ways
PwotMoose: "...They seemed nice."
Alouicious: I mutter to myself "Well, at least there wasn
Alouicious: 't a fight this time"
Far-Walker: Yay! Challenge time!
LucasStrongbow: I am so lloking forward to whatever lyrics come up this time
Yin: This should be fun.
Alouicious: I am going to be shit at this
handofevil: I've written a song just for this session
handofevil: You will probably think it is absolute shit
LucasStrongbow: It had better be some epic Dio shit
Alouicious: Can I be like the guys in Cake and just say "Uh huh" and "Alright!" periodically?
PwotMoose: a whole song? We'll probably just be doing line-by-line
LucasStrongbow: This is perfect, I'm the rhythm guitarist, I can open with totally bitchin riffs
handofevil: Guys, can I do atleast one song?
Yin: He said we'll be doing two songs for the battle.
Alouicious: We all work together as a band, HoE
handofevil: Yeah, where I sing one.
PwotMoose: No
PwotMoose: you're the backup singer
PwotMoose: and I don't like sharing the spotlight except with Fingers because he's cool
Alouicious: Unless we have some bitchin drum solos I'
LucasStrongbow: so in my turn, I can do six things?
Alouicious: m doing mostly secondary checks
PwotMoose: The Performers get one Primary check on their turn
Igfig: no, each turn you do one thing
PwotMoose: non-performers get a secondary check
LucasStrongbow: ah, ok
Waffle: who's turn is it?
Igfig: six performers, six checks
Igfig: usually primary checks
PwotMoose: Who are the performers again?
Waffle: guys what is going on right now?
Alouicious: goddamnit waffle
Igfig: battle of the bands, waffle
Waffle: I had to go do something
Igfig: performers are
Igfig: brigsby far-walker fingers lucas wilco sark
Igfig: I think
PwotMoose: Sounds right?
Alouicious: Yeah
LucasStrongbow: yep
PwotMoose: I forget who does what
Far-Walker: Sounds right.
Alouicious: I play drums!
Igfig: http://astro.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/players.html
m0user: Brigsby Shireton, Halfling Sorcerer - Vocals (Moose) Far-Walker, Thri-kreen Seeker - Bass (Vyrwulf) Fil de Bruton, Drow Scout - Maracas (Bruton Gaster) Jeremy "Fingers" Fingelsky, Human Bard - Guitar, vocals (Captain Bravo) Lucas Strongbow, Human Hunter - Rhythm Guitar (SparkyMarky) Sark, Half-Orc Scout - Drums (Alouicious) Wilco Belgis, Human Cavalier - Keyb
Far-Walker: I play bass!
PwotMoose: that helps
Igfig: also, thing to remember:
Waffle: keyboard in theory?
LucasStrongbow: Rhythm guitar!
Waffle: what the heck
Alouicious: hahaha
Igfig: if you make a more complicated primary check, you can get a regular success, /plus/ other bonsues
Igfig: bonuses
Igfig: oh sorry waffle
Igfig: I wrote that when I wasn't sure what you were actually playing
Igfig: and forgot to change it back
PwotMoose: leave it
PwotMoose: it's great
Waffle: okay
LucasStrongbow: Have to keep it now
Igfig: in any case
Alouicious: You are that bad a keyboards
Igfig: the other band has the first turn, I believe
Igfig: so you can see how it's done
PwotMoose: ok
Far-Walker: k
Alouicious: Sweet
PwotMoose: Oh god, I'm the first performer to do a check. Does that mean the song starts with some kind of vocal intro? Like Carry On Wayward Son?
Waffle: oh god this seems complicated
Igfig: no, no
Igfig: there is no order
PwotMoose: oh
Igfig: you guys can choose to go in whatever order you like
LucasStrongbow: there isn't?
LucasStrongbow: I think i should open with a killer riff
LucasStrongbow: just throwing that out there
Igfig: yeah, I'll track who's gone on the board
Igfig: aight, but the other guys go first
Igfig: mouser, you want to do the announcer-ing?
Yin: Can I roll an intimidate to try and make them do worse?
PwotMoose: After they go, I move that amp in the back to front and center so I can stand on it
Igfig: you certainly can, but not just yet.
Yin: Kay.
Igfig: you can set up however you liek
Igfig: okay, I'll announce this shit
Waffle: I will be in the back left, I'm keyboard, I shouldn't be stealing the show
LucasStrongbow: Singers and guitarists need to stand on amps, it's the only
LucasStrongbow: way
m0user: Yeah, I will announce!
LucasStrongbow: bassist needs to stand on the drum kit
Alouicious: "Not on my drums, fairy"
Alouicious: Fairy refering to your elvishness
Waffle: mouser
Waffle: wait never mind
Waffle: NEVER MIND
LucasStrongbow: That was an incredible echo effect
LucasStrongbow: ONLY ONLY only
Igfig: I should mention that you guys will be playing simultaneously, fyi
Igfig: both bands
PwotMoose: what
Yin: Amp to amp.
Waffle: igfig
Waffle: What the heck do I do? I'm a damn keyboartd
PwotMoose: You mean going back and forth with songs, or literally at the same time?
Waffle: keyboard*
Waffle: I have my first tuirn planned out
Yin: I think literally at the same time.
Alouicious: You play the damn keyboard
Waffle: URGH
LucasStrongbow: And you like it
Waffle: fine
Heronius: I will take care of the visual effects
Waffle: an orc is playing the tamberine?
Waffle: WIIIMMMPPPP
Yin: Says the guy playing the keyboard.
LucasStrongbow: BURN
Alouicious: My father was an orc, you dick
Waffle: better then the tamberine
Waffle: ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK?
PwotMoose: Maybe we need to plan out our ROCK strategy right now
Alouicious: Better question is "are you?"
Waffle: yes
PwotMoose: while also paying attention to Ig
LucasStrongbow: We need a plan
Heronius: You play, I will make it look good.
Heronius: Flames and such
Waffle: I'm going to start out by playing these four notes (0:30-0:36)
m0user: They are currently dropping a phat beat with 95% efficiency.
Waffle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I
Yin: And I'll try to make them screw up.
LucasStrongbow: Band members do primary, crew do secondary
Alouicious: "Hm, good rhythm."
PwotMoose: Your pyrotechnic stuff can go at the end, Hero, when we have the huge final note or whatever
Waffle: who's going first?
Heronius: That is also going to happen
Waffle: I think I should, open with a keyboard
Alouicious: There is no order Waffle
Waffle: oh
Waffle: then, I just say "I'll do (blankl)"
Alouicious: But we probably should work that out
LucasStrongbow: Killer riff to open?
PwotMoose: Either killer riff or quite intro
PwotMoose: quiet
Waffle: keyboard is quiet
Waffle: open with a nice beat
PwotMoose: shut it
Waffle: BAH
Alouicious: Start with the bass drum pounding subtly?
m0user: Awesome metal scream to open is always a success at battles of the bands
Waffle: you're right
LucasStrongbow: They're doing folky shit, we need to rock some faces
handofevil: Oh god. They're singing pussy movie
handofevil: music*
PwotMoose: They're singing goddamned Greensleeves
Waffle: Whoever is singer should start
handofevil: SOMEONE DO A RIFF
Waffle: SOMEONE
LucasStrongbow: I am rhythm, that is my job
Heronius: Rythm guitar?
Heronius: go then
PwotMoose: WAIT
PwotMoose: WAIT
Fingers: God, what fags.
Waffle: fuck
Alouicious: I also keep a rhythm
Waffle: these
Waffle: guys
PwotMoose: Waffle has been whining, let him have a quiet piano intro
Waffle: no
LucasStrongbow: NO
Waffle: No I agree with you guys
LucasStrongbow: WE NEED TO ROCK
PwotMoose: or not
Waffle: FINE I WILL GO
Waffle: WHATEVER
PwotMoose: OK HUGE METAL WAVE OF SOUND
Fingers: Have none of you ever heard of Fountains of Wayne Hotline?
handofevil: SOME ROCK THEIR GODDAMN FACES
PwotMoose: NO WAFFLE
Fingers: We need a Radical Dynamic Shift!!
Alouicious: That's okay
Waffle: YEAH KILLER RIFT
Waffle: RIFF
m0user: I apologize for my slow, horrible typing.  I have nerve damage in my hands, makes things screwy.
Yin: I'd like to pull my intimidate on them before their next turn.
Alouicious: Damn mouser, you hardcore
Igfig: if anyone wants to make secondary checks first, do that
Yin: So that would be me then I think.
Heronius: alright
PwotMoose: Hero, low rumbles of thunder, which are suddenly interrupted by Lucas' killer riff
LucasStrongbow: I like that
Heronius: okay
Yin: Damn it, the dice thing still hates my intimidation checks.
LucasStrongbow: This riff needs to be like Smoke on the Water times Voodoo Child
PwotMoose: Hero, we're playing the opening right now, that's what you're helping
Waffle: one of us needs to play the smoke on the water theme
Waffle: whoever is bass
PwotMoose: no
Alouicious: waffle goddamnit
Waffle: why not
Alouicious: because that is stupid
Waffle: it is not
PwotMoose: We're trying to organize an awesome metal thing, not a random mishmash of people going "UHH... I PLAY SMOKE ON THE WATER"
Heronius: for the first song, do you want a few big flashy things, or a lot of some lower stuff
Waffle: that makes sense moose
Alouicious: lower
Alouicious: Dazzle them with the finisher
Heronius: I'm going lower for the first song
Heronius: that was my plan too al
PwotMoose: So how many checks do we get per... thing?
PwotMoose: three?
Yin: Oh sweet my intimidate worked anyways.
LucasStrongbow: so, do i do the riff now?
PwotMoose: one primary and two seconary?
PwotMoose: I'm so confused
m0user: If it helps any, I picture Shetland Firestorm as the Finnish metal band Turisas.
Alouicious: Hang on, what bonus do we use on our rolls?
Heronius: you will find out
LucasStrongbow: I pictured us as the Finnish rock band Reckless Love
PwotMoose: perform
Yin: Rock riff time.
m0user: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ift85e38H3M
Alouicious: I don't have a perform stat
Yin: Everyone has a perform skill.
Yin: It's a trained skill with bonuses from either dexterity or charsima.
Alouicious: I don't!
m0user: It is not on your sheet, we made it up!
Alouicious: Oh
m0user: Don't worry, we know what it is
Yin: Nope everyone does, even I have it.
PwotMoose: No lyrics, just a KILLER RIFF
Fingers: Yeah, igfig. Do we still get bonus from lyrics if we're not actually the singers? As backing vocals maybe?
Alouicious: So, I should add that in now
Waffle: fingers, like say what the main singer says, but about a second behind?
PwotMoose: Fingers is probably just as much of a singer as Brigsby, going by the first session
PwotMoose: Also, Mouser, this band is awesome
handofevil: I'm a back up. What about me?
Yin: Plus he's a bard.
PwotMoose: I'll be the next primary check, and sing
Yin: Well, I'd probably wait till one of the other turns to do something HoE.
LucasStrongbow: I helped
m0user: Yeah moose, they are probably my favorite band right now.
handofevil: Well I'd like to throw in some lyrics from teh song I wrote atleast once
PwotMoose: quick, what's the name of this song, I need something to go off of
m0user: There will be time HOE
Waffle: Battle Metal?
Waffle: or the song we are plaiyng
Waffle: playing*
PwotMoose: the one we are playing
Waffle: I have no cluie
m0user: Meltdown Afflicition
LucasStrongbow: It needs to be something incredible
Waffle: guys what do you think of me playing the keyboard behind the hard riff?
Yin: Bit late.
Waffle: Isn't it still playing?
PwotMoose: How about "Battle Song"
Yin: Well, I suppose it probably is.
Waffle: yeah, then I will play behind it
m0user: Yes, it is still playing.  Still the first song.
Alouicious: Battle Song is good
Waffle: also moose that is awesome
LucasStrongbow: The Tome of Battle
PwotMoose: Battle Book
Waffle: so should I go next?
m0user: Battle song, by Ensiferum
m0user: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M78FGIT8Siw
Slim_bankshotmark2: How is it possible you guys haven't started any fights?
Alouicious: I stopped one before it started
LucasStrongbow: Someone nearly did
Heronius: twice
Waffle: who is going?
Waffle: me?
PwotMoose: Yeah, Waffle, play some awesome keyboard chords or something
Alouicious: ALRIGHT, WHAT ARE WE DOIN?
Far-Walker: So they have two successes, we have one, and it's our turn?
PwotMoose: but wait
Alouicious: Waffle? Go ahead
PwotMoose: secondaries first
Yin: I'm thinking Waffle can go for a primary check this turn.
Alouicious: WAIT WAFFLE
Yin: Only secondary we have left is HoE i think.
Far-Walker: WAFFLE DAMMIT
PwotMoose: There aren't any vocals yet
Waffle: WHAT
Slim_bankshotmark2: MAKE SOME UP!
Alouicious: Wait for a secondary
handofevil: I HAVE SOME
Waffle: you said wait AFTER I pressed enter
Waffle: oh crap, sorry
Far-Walker: And describe it more awesomely
PwotMoose: I'll do vocals this round
Heronius: there is a secondary
PwotMoose: Drey can back me up
Slim_bankshotmark2: "LISTEN PUNKS, IT'S OFFICIALLY ON!""SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND HEAR OUR SONG!"
Alouicious: We can have another secondary!
Yin: We might want to save our last secondary for another turn.
handofevil: Wait. Are there, or are there not vocals?
Alouicious: No vocals yet
PwotMoose: No vocals
handofevil: Alright. I'll wait
Slim_bankshotmark2: I just TRIED to inspire you
handofevil: What are our vocals going to be
Alouicious: waffle what the fuck is that
PwotMoose: goddammit waffle
Slim_bankshotmark2: DID YOU NOT READ WHAT I WROTE?!
Slim_bankshotmark2: IT IS NOT HARD!
Waffle: NO I DID NOT BECAUSE AS I SAID NINE FUCKING TIMES I WASN'T HERE
Yin: Waffle do something awesomer!  You have a +3 along with your perform bonus.
Waffle: I TRIED TO ASK BUT NO ONE ANSWERED
Alouicious: YOU CAN HAVE BOTH CHATS IN YOUR VIEW
handofevil: Guys. What the fuck are our vocals going to be. If we dont' have lyrics, I have some right now.
PwotMoose: We're going to make them up
PwotMoose: like men
handofevil: Yeah, well that's what I did with mine
Waffle: al it wasn't like that
Waffle: I literally was not at the computer
Alouicious: oh
handofevil: We still blame you waffle
Waffle: for what, nothing went wrong
PwotMoose: Ok, planning for next turn now
Alouicious: We are doing well, no?
Alouicious: You didn't describe it awesomely enough, waffle
PwotMoose: I'm going to do vocals, Drey can back me up
Fingers: Alouicious, chill. mibbit is fucking up for some of us.
Alouicious: sorry
Waffle: there wasn't much to describe
LucasStrongbow: I have an idea for the next song
LucasStrongbow: we need some guitar duelling
Yin: I like this idea.
Waffle: the lute is trying to sneak in
PwotMoose: Start with a metal scream, then dueling guitar solos?
LucasStrongbow: As usual
Waffle: We should have cut the strings with an arrow
Yin: Probably had spare strings.
LucasStrongbow: We might have got in trouble for that
LucasStrongbow: That said, I did end up having gay sex with an elf. Not much better than a fight
m0user: They have a troll bouncer, do not forget
handofevil: Oh god. These goddamn lyrics
handofevil: I swear moose, you better fuck some shit up with yours
Waffle: is moose going next?
Slim_bankshotmark2: Are you guys youtubing some rock or something?
PwotMoose: Yes
PwotMoose: Also yes
LucasStrongbow: These need to be incredible lyrics
Slim_bankshotmark2: Maybe some Tenacious D
Alouicious: "Ugh, the crowd is eating their shit up."
PwotMoose: Ok, so I'm the next primary, is Drey backing my vocals?
handofevil: Yes
Waffle: I think
Waffle: yeah
Alouicious: Sure
PwotMoose: ok, roll the secondary first
handofevil: Mouser, if I do a dragon breath for effect on a round, will we get any bonus's?
PwotMoose: You're backup singing!
Yin: You'll probably get the crowd's attention.
PwotMoose: or do that!
Heronius: remember you only get one turn per song.
handofevil: Oh
PwotMoose: Describe it awesomely!
handofevil: I'll do that
PwotMoose: huge dragonbreath
Waffle: fuck we only get one turn?
Waffle: okay my next one will be awesome
Yin: One turn a round, yeah.
PwotMoose: YES YOU ARE
Slim_bankshotmark2: Goddamnit
PwotMoose: your dragonbreath is the secondary!
Slim_bankshotmark2: Can I write you guys some lyrics or something?
PwotMoose: it emphasizes the impact of the vocals!
PwotMoose: I've got the lyrics
m0user: Shit, HOE, missed the question.
Slim_bankshotmark2: GOOD
handofevil: It's alright
Heronius: we also only get 6 primary checks
m0user: And this is really Ig's show right now, he would know better.
PwotMoose: Drey can't do a Primary, she's not a performer
Far-Walker: I thought she was doing backup singer?
Yin: Hopefully the other side will fail a few soon.  Too bad my intimidate didn't make them fail one.
handofevil: Moose, start the lyrics, then I'll describe my dragon breath
PwotMoose: Tell Ig that in the IC
Waffle: fuck, be right back again
LucasStrongbow: I think we need to step up our game when it comes to describing stuff
Igfig: yes, yes you do
Waffle: okay i am back
Waffle: oh nice lyrics
handofevil: Fuck. Typo
Waffle: that ruined the whole thing
Waffle: I'm kidding it was awesome
LucasStrongbow: I think some chandelier swinging is needed
LucasStrongbow: next song
PwotMoose: what performers haven't gone yet?
Alouicious: Yo
LucasStrongbow: and Far-Walker
PwotMoose: and Fingers
handofevil: Fuck you so much fortuna
LucasStrongbow: And Sark
Slim_bankshotmark2: HoE sucks at rocking
PwotMoose: Luckily I rolled high enough
Fingers: How many turns in are we? I lost count
handofevil: Hey. That was an awesome description slim
LucasStrongbow: I have a plan for whoever is lead guitar
PwotMoose: we just finished our 3rd
LucasStrongbow: Get on that dragon skull and solo like shit
PwotMoose: holy shitttt
handofevil: HOLY SHIT YES
handofevil: Guys. Next song, Put the dragon skull on me
Fingers: That would be me
Waffle: have we shot the curtains with lightning bolts yet?
handofevil: No! We need to
PwotMoose: Not yet
Waffle: we need to!
PwotMoose: meh
LucasStrongbow: Skull solo and lightning curtains
Far-Walker: Yes. Next song, we do that.
handofevil: Guys. Sometime during the next song, I'm going to attempt to jump on skull and sing with lightning
m0user: The only thing that can save you is an awesome drum solo
LucasStrongbow: I agree
PwotMoose: My vocals didn't help us?
m0user: No, it did.  But that is in the past, and the crowd is a fickle creature
handofevil: Moose. Let me do a lyric next song. I have something awesome
Alouicious: oh snap, lucas
Yin: And their singer just insulted Lucas's ability in bed.
Alouicious: COME ON
PwotMoose: I think Lucas should do the lyrics next song, to insult him back
Far-Walker: FUCK.
Fingers: Igfig, are you bribing Fortuna?
Alouicious: THEY ARE MAKING US LOOK LIKE A PILE OF DONGS
LucasStrongbow: We need  to use the environment
Waffle: mouser would it be possible to use my defender aura to increase our morale... or something?
PwotMoose: Why did you have to sleep with that elf?
LucasStrongbow: NO REGRETS
PwotMoose: Waffle, you already went
m0user: Checking, waffle
handofevil: Seriously guys, just let me do atleast one lyric next song. I have something awesome.
Far-Walker: Who's up?
m0user: Can you think of a rationalization that would make that work waffle?
Alouicious: Alright guys, how do we kick their asses right back?
Fingers: Are we going off of initiative, or what?
PwotMoose: We're just going by who wants to go next
Fingers: Or can I jump in on this go around
Yin: I'm thinking I should have waited on my intimidation, yar.
PwotMoose: Feel Free, Bravo
m0user: no intiative for band fight
Waffle: well because if I have the defender aura going, then we would feel more oblvious to the dangers, because I'm protecting, so they could get more into the music?
Fingers: Because in song time, I'd reckon we just passed the second chorus
LucasStrongbow: Do a solo, and make it incredible
PwotMoose: I think we need a huge guitar solo
Fingers: And you all know what that shit means
Far-Walker: Or a bass solo!
LucasStrongbow: use the environment somehow, do some acrobatic shit
Far-Walker: Or both.
Far-Walker: Right next to each other.
Fingers: And you all, except for Far-Walker, know what that shit means
Alouicious: I could beat the shit out of my drums
LucasStrongbow: Can two people solo at the same time?
PwotMoose: Hang from the skull by your feet, and play a solo
m0user: Hurry up, time is passing
Yin: I don't think we can do two primary checks in a single turn.
Waffle: besides then it would be a duo
m0user: No go on the aura waffle.  Not really how it woks.
Yin: Or a guitar duel, as we thought of earlier.
Far-Walker: We could do two primaries in harmony.
LucasStrongbow: guitar duel is next song
m0user: You can use it as part of a check, though
Waffle: okay mouser!
Waffle: how could I use it as part of a check/
Waffle: ?
Yin: You'd use it and they tell you what bonus to your check it gives you.
m0user: "I activate defender aura and dive into the mosh pit, rallying the crowd to us!" kind of thing
Waffle: okay
m0user: I guess, Ig suggested that it would add bonuses
Alouicious: Yay
Alouicious: We actually did something!
LucasStrongbow: We did a good thing!
Waffle: the most bitchenest of solos
LucasStrongbow: It's like Eruption multiplied by Ride the Lightning
Waffle: no way, nothing can be that badass
m0user: The Final Countdown
Waffle: pfft
Waffle: why did it make me type up there?
Waffle: weird
Waffle: is he spelling it as dagron on purpose? Is that some strange dnd monster?
Alouicious: holy shit
Waffle: holy shit, that was aweosme
handofevil: HOLY SHIT 
Waffle: FINGERS IS AWESOME
Fingers: Setting you up for the skull-helmet idea
Heronius: Oh bravo, you so dreamy
Fingers: *wink*
LucasStrongbow: That went well
Alouicious: God DAAAAAAAAAAYUM, Barvo
Waffle: fingers broke the charts of awesome
handofevil: Marry me
Waffle: HE BROKE THE CHARTS
LucasStrongbow: quick, and unusual question
LucasStrongbow: Is anyone immune to fire?
Yin: Nope.
PwotMoose: no
m0user: Don't think anyone is.
Alouicious: what the shit is a dulcimer
m0user: But that just makes it better.
Heronius: Good to know that fire burns you
Waffle: a small stringed instrument
Waffle: in the shape of a triangle
LucasStrongbow: Damn, hoping to get that fireplace involved
Waffle: acording to wikipedia
Waffle: can we light our instruments on fire using the fireplace?
Alouicious: "The fuck is this guy doing?"
handofevil: Wait guys
handofevil: Waffle is onto something
Yin: He's going ding dada ding ding.
Heronius: holy shit dueling banjos
handofevil: But instead of lighting our instruments on fire
Heronius: duel those bajos
PwotMoose: this is a dulcimer
PwotMoose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxjpYHhfRyI
PwotMoose: GOD DAMMIT FORTUNA
Alouicious: STOP GETTING GOOD ROLLS 
Waffle: holy fick
LucasStrongbow: I recommend you all listen to the solo of ride the lightning RIGHT NOW
Yin: This is getting ridiculous.
Waffle: holy shit
Waffle: dulcimers are aweosme
Waffle: or atleast this guy is
Heronius: That is a hammered dulcimer
handofevil: We'll explode the fire with the power of ROCK next song
Heronius: the guy is playing an appalachian dulcimer I tihnk
Alouicious: If only we had the hurdy gurdy guy who sang Beowulf
Waffle: then light all of our instruments on fire, and start a mosh pit in the crowd
m0user: Stage diving
Alouicious: Jesus Christ, Ig
Waffle: I'll do that on my turn
Waffle: use my defender aura to get the crowd on our side at the same time
LucasStrongbow: to be honest, i thought they would win the first song
LucasStrongbow: gives us a chance to come back
Far-Walker: So what's the score?
Alouicious: "These fucking guys.":
handofevil: 1 v We're fucked
PwotMoose: Al, you best give us a bitchin' drum solo
Alouicious: I will try, man
Waffle: a drum solo the likes of which have never been seen before
Alouicious: I gotta get a good description in my head
LucasStrongbow: think Keith Moon, Buddy Rich, John Bonham
Far-Walker: I can take next turn if you want
Waffle: YES
Alouicious: HA
PwotMoose: make metaphors about the drums being your enemies or something
handofevil: Al, have fire shoot out behind you 
Alouicious: FUCK YES
Waffle: FUCK YEAH FORTUNA
Yin: Finally.
LucasStrongbow: That guy who played with Santana at Woodstock
Waffle: NOT SO FLUT-TASTIC NOW IS IT?
Alouicious: Hang on
PwotMoose: whale with a flute indeed
Alouicious: Are any of the "Auras" visible?
m0user: Not really.  
Waffle: that is what I was wondering al
Alouicious: Like, could I use an Aura to create something showy?
Waffle: I was going to shoot off mine if it was
Yin: Auras?
handofevil: Al. When you describe you drum solo. Have fire or lightning shoot out behind you at the climax
Yin: Oh right, Defender Aura and that stuff.
PwotMoose: HEY, OUR TURN
Far-Walker: (Psst. I can take next turn if you guys want)
Alouicious: scratch that
m0user: Check the skill description, some may be
Alouicious: I don't have aura
Alouicious: I have aspects
PwotMoose: awesome bass line?
LucasStrongbow: I have another idea
LucasStrongbow: I may have to seduce the lute player
Far-Walker: Yeah, awesome bassline.
Alouicious: I can't shoot fire or any of that shit
m0user: Aspects are really kind of stances
handofevil: Al. Just do it
PwotMoose: Who's going, Sark or Far?
Igfig: Guys, figure out what you want to do before your turn comes around
Yin: Sark I think, save Far for a four armed finale.
Far-Walker: k
Waffle: delf
Waffle: !!
Alouicious: Okay, hang on
handofevil: What waffle
Yin: We know what we're doing, he's just typing it up I think.
Igfig: okay
Waffle: can you use your lightning breath to add more charge to our metal instruments?
handofevil: HOLY SHIT
Waffle: and get the amp to 15
handofevil: Maybe
Igfig: delf already took his turn
PwotMoose: No, he's already had his turn in this song
handofevil: I'll do it next turn
Waffle: next song I mean
Igfig: but that's a great idea for the next song
handofevil: Seriously guys, Give me a lyric in the next song'
handofevil: That way, I can sign with goddamn lightning and charge your instruments
handofevil: sing*
PwotMoose: Go for it, I guess? But that means one of the performers won't be able to do a primary, because we only get six primaries per song
handofevil: REMEMBER THE FIRE AL
LucasStrongbow: You and me Fingers, we need to guitar duel like shit in the next song
Heronius: Alright, on the next song I will be doind the visuals for the finale
Heronius: they will be awesome
Alouicious: WHERE IS THE FIRE COMING FROM?
LucasStrongbow: Possibly while swinging on chandeliers
Heronius: I need someone to give my check to
CaptainBravo: urgh
handofevil: FROM BEHIND YOU
Yin: Frm the power of rock.
handofevil: NOONE KNOWS AL
Yin: FROM THE POWER OF ROCK AL.
handofevil: BY THE POWER OF ROCK FIRE SHOOTS OUT FROM BEHIND YOU AND SETS THE CURTAINS ON FIRE
PwotMoose: I wouldn't really call it "all solos all the time", just more "a solo, with Mastodon's drummer"
Waffle: casting us in shadows, flames at our back, as our rock hammers out
Waffle: silhouettes* 
m0user: Moose, I love you.
Alouicious: WOO
Waffle: mouse are there chandeliers on the roof?
Yin: Yes, why?
LucasStrongbow: Can't exactly lug a keyboard up there
Waffle: what do you guys think of me jumping onto one and playing, while radiating my defender aura on the crowd below to get them on our side
LucasStrongbow: switch to keytar next time
Waffle: keyboards aren't that big
m0user: Keytars are the secret to a great band
handofevil: Mouser, what's the difference between the rolls with hard preform and medium perform?
Waffle: I have one in my bedroom
Waffle: wait, I thought you guys knew I WAS playing a keytar
m0user: Higher bonuses, but harder to succeed
Waffle: I... honestly didn't know there was a difference
Waffle: sorry
m0user: like a 17 medium would give a +1, but fail a hard.
Alouicious: Would it be acceptable to say that the drums I have are made of the Dagron skin from last session?
Waffle: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Far-Walker: WE ARE FUCKED NOW. That triangle has ruined us all.
Alouicious: We don't know that yet!
Alouicious: FUCK
PwotMoose: FUCK
Waffle: GOD DAMMIT FORTUNA
Waffle: WHAT THE FUCK
Far-Walker: TOLD YOU.
Far-Walker: FUCK.
Yin: So they got all 6, we can still get all 6 too.
Far-Walker: Alright, am I the only one left?
LucasStrongbow: Don't worry, I know how we can beat that in the next song
Yin: Si.
LucasStrongbow: COWBELL
Waffle: that triangle just obliterated the bar in front of the stage
Alouicious: Only one left is Bass
Far-Walker: I'm ending this with a kickin' bass solo.
PwotMoose: Take us out with the solo from Cry of the Banshee!
LucasStrongbow: Describe it amazingly
Waffle: is there a way to pm in this?
Heronius: click the name
LucasStrongbow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVl39LBZGMw
Waffle: can't
Waffle: it just gives me the text curser
PwotMoose: Lucas, let's go with this
PwotMoose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO2poJAaE_I
Heronius:  /ns
LucasStrongbow: There has never been a bassist better than John Entwistle, and I will not hear otherwise
Alouicious: Mark Sandman :colbert:
Waffle: no way, this cry of the banshee is way better
Waffle: holy crap
LucasStrongbow: Just look at Entwistle, his hands!
PwotMoose: :colbert:? Goon spotted!
Waffle: I am downloading this song with every keyboard I own
Alouicious: I wish...
Waffle: EVERY KEYBOARD
m0user: All I have to say is Lemmy
Alouicious: Although I am currently talking to some goons in IRC
handofevil: I'm calling the RIAA with both phones waffle
Waffle: love that comic
handofevil: SHIT. FIRE SHOOTS OUT FROM BEHIND YOU WITH THE POWER OF ROCK
Alouicious: what is that from
Alouicious: Hand, we still have a whole other song
PwotMoose: Fortuna's gonna fuck us up with this
Alouicious: goddamn random number god
PwotMoose: fuck our collective asses
Far-Walker: FUUUUUUU
Alouicious: nooooooooo
Alouicious: ??
LucasStrongbow: This one is a write-off
handofevil: Far walker just slid into the crowd
Far-Walker: Naw, just to the edge of the stage.
handofevil: Imagine if you had gotten a nat one with that though
LucasStrongbow: hang on, can't praying mantis' fly?
Far-Walker: I don't want to.
Far-Walker: No wings. Just massive acrobatics bonus.
Far-Walker: +9.
LucasStrongbow: that's the same as me
LucasStrongbow: also, FFFFUUUUUUUUU
Yin: Well, now we know what we're doing though.  That first song we didn't really know what we were doing.
Waffle: WE ARE GOING TO ROCK THIS NEXT SONG SO HARD
PwotMoose: OK, second song planning begins
m0user: Make sure you plan ahead and know who is going to do what when!
LucasStrongbow: we need a guitar duel, but with something more
LucasStrongbow: chandelier surfing
LucasStrongbow: maybe
Waffle: I could do that
Waffle: well I already said what I was going to do
PwotMoose: Quiet intro, followed by moshpit with swinging from the chandeliers, ended by dueling guitar solos?
Waffle: yes
Waffle: YES
LucasStrongbow: beautiful
handofevil: Guys
Heronius: also huge firey finale
PwotMoose: Ok, lets plan this
handofevil: We need to pick a turn to go chandelier surfing
Heronius: courtesy of the wizard
Yin: What will I do?
handofevil: We'll all do the chandelier surfing at once 
Heronius: I will make two firey horses that will run around each other.
Waffle: first two turns are quiet?
PwotMoose: Start with Far, playing a quiet Bass solo
Waffle: all of us will chandelier surf?
Waffle: will ig allow that?
Heronius: as the dueling guitars riff
handofevil: No waffle. We'll pick a turn
Waffle: okay
m0user: Try more then one verse of vocals as well.
Far-Walker: Alright, so Far will start with the quiet bass ballad.
handofevil: And then who ever is on that turn will chandiler surf and then smash the chandilier down to the ground
LucasStrongbow: Lead will do primary, i'll do secondary, fire horses can be other secondary
Waffle: we need more vocals, yeah
Waffle: delf should charge our instruments the turn before the guitar duel
handofevil: I will guys
PwotMoose: Lucas and Fingers need to be last, because they're the guitar players and they'll be dueling
Waffle: so the last three is del, lucas, fingers?
Waffle: delf*
PwotMoose: Yes
Waffle: okay
Waffle: what will be the first three then?
LucasStrongbow: quiet, quiet, vocals, keyboard, vocals, guitar duel?
CaptainBravo: So I'll end it on a wicked-awesome guitar outro, then?
Waffle: I like that
PwotMoose: So far we have Far-?-?-Drey-Lucas-Fingers
Waffle: I will be third
PwotMoose: That puts me at second
Waffle: hold on I'll write this all down
Yin: So Far-Brigsby-Wilco-Drey-Lucas-Fingers then.
Heronius: So you want the firey horses to battle each other with the guitars going?
Yin: Yes.
Heronius: or one fire horse, one lightening horse?
handofevil: Holy shit guys. Here's how I think it should work. The turn before the guitar duel, I'll Chandelier surf, charge your instruments with my lightning breath while singing, and then break the chandelier and ride it all the way down while doing a roar
Alouicious: Don't forget me
Waffle: guys what will we do?
Waffle: wait is that what delf will do?
Yin: Right, drums.
Heronius: Then they combine at the end to form a gigantic firestorm.
Waffle: I'll write that then
handofevil: yeah. That's what I'll do
PwotMoose: Far-Brigsby-Sark-Wilco-Drey-Lucas/Fingers
Heronius: brb
Waffle: I've got delf down
PwotMoose: How will that work?
Waffle: anyone else know what they will do?
handofevil: Drummer, you  need to explode the curtains in fire with ROCK
Yin: Um, maybe I can try to break that -2 persistant we have somehow.
Waffle: I'll front flip off the stage and play a rippin keyboard solo and use defender aura
Far-Walker: yeah, we need Thorn and Hero to get rid of that -2 and fuck them up.
PwotMoose: guys, let's actually plan
PwotMoose: not just say "I'm going to explode and play a bitchin' solo of METAL" and such
handofevil: We'll also need to do something with the dragon skull again
handofevil: It's on the stage
Far-Walker: Let's try to get this part done quickly.
Far-Walker: This next song. So Ig's happy!
CaptainBravo: So, wait, how is this last skill check going to work?
PwotMoose: No clue
Heronius: I am also planning on snuffing out all of the lights and having the horses explode out of the fireplace.
CaptainBravo: Are lucas and I both going to roll? Or is one of us going to assist the other?
Yin: You'll be the primary and Lucas will be secondary I think.
CaptainBravo: I see
CaptainBravo: Sounds good to me
Yin: That's why Drey's thing is going to be a primary.
PwotMoose: we should ask
Yin: Then we have all 6.
Waffle: does anyone else know exactly what they will do?
handofevil: OH SNAP GUYS
Far-Walker: Why not have both be primaries and max chances?
Waffle: I'm writing this all down
handofevil: LOOK WHAT LUCAS JUST DID
Yin: I don't think we can do two primaries on a single turn.
Igfig: wait, wasn't it the lead singer he slept with?  Not the lute guy?
Igfig: Or did he do both?
Waffle: no
Waffle: it was lute
Alouicious: He did the elf dude
Heronius: No it was someone with a lute
m0user: You know, I think it was the lead singer
PwotMoose: No it wasn't
Igfig: y'know, wahtever
LucasStrongbow: dude was tuning a lute
Igfig: doesn't matter much
PwotMoose: Lead singer was the halfling?
Yin: Yar.
LucasStrongbow: that was what attracted me in the first place
m0user: Whatever.  It works out in the end.
Igfig: no, the halfling had a triangle
Igfig: it does
PwotMoose: I'm so confused
PwotMoose: Anyway
PwotMoose: we have our primaries sorted
PwotMoose: what about secondaries?
m0user: So is the guy who boned a transgender elf
Heronius: <-- secondary for finale
Alouicious: I could keep a steady rhythm as a secondary
PwotMoose: You're a primary
Yin: Nah you're one of the primaries.
Alouicious: Oh, nevermind then
Yin: Secondaries this round is one of the guitarists at the end, Heronius, and me.
PwotMoose: After the bass ballad, with me singing the ballad too, you blast in with your drums
Yin: I still need to figure out what I'm going to do.
Far-Walker: aw shit
handofevil: Alright. So what are the turns again?
Alouicious: I'm thinkin, halfway through my drums, I throw the sticks away and start using my maces
Alouicious: Whaddya think?
PwotMoose: Yes
LucasStrongbow: Well, my plan fell through
PwotMoose: Then waffle does... whatever
PwotMoose: then Drey does the lightning chandelier thing
PwotMoose: then dueling solos
Waffle: I I'll front flip off the stage and play a rippin keyboard solo and use defender aura
Yin: And all the more reason for Lucas being a secondary now.
LucasStrongbow: Absolutely
handofevil: SECOND ROUND STARTING
Far-Walker: OH GOD
Yin: I have an idea, maybe I can throw food at the other band.
Yin: There are plates of food on the tables by the fireplace.
Yin: Or I don't know.
handofevil: Throw beer at them
handofevil: And light it on fire
handofevil: HOLY SHIT GUYS. Should I do something with my ever burning torch?
Yin: ?
Waffle: OKAY SO WHAT IS THE ORDER?
Far-Walker: Me first!
handofevil: FIRST PERSON UP
Waffle: Far-Brigsby-Wilco-Drey-Lucas-Fingers
Heronius: Just follow the plan
Waffle: like that?
Alouicious: Sark
PwotMoose: Far-Brigsby-Sark-Wilco-Drey-Lucas/Fingers
handofevil: Guys. Should I do something with my weapon or my ever burning torch?
Heronius: no
Igfig: and please, have your bit written when your turn comes around
Alouicious: Light my drumsticks on fire
Alouicious: wait no
handofevil: Alright. I'll do that.
Alouicious: No
handofevil: No
Alouicious: Don't do that
handofevil: I'm writing out my part is what I mean
Alouicious: oh
Yin: I'm still not sure what I'm going to do.
handofevil: Not lighting your drum sticks on fire
Alouicious: okay then
handofevil: But please, light something on fire or shoot lighting out with the power of rock
Heronius: Yin, try to get the crowd to clap along or something
handofevil: Waffle, what are you doing on your turn?
Waffle: this is what I wrote down:
Yin: Well, what skill would that use?
Waffle: I pick up my keyboard and charge to the front of the stage, I then crouch down and back flip off the stage into the crowd while play a rippin keyboard solo when I land I use my defender aura to get the crowd on our side.
Waffle: any good?
Slim_bankshotmark2: Try and get them to light ... Um... What do they have to light?
Igfig: yeah Yin, if you can get rid of that persistent penalty before any primary checks happen, that'd be good
Slim_bankshotmark2: Try and get them to raise their flint and steel
Heronius: Whichever you have the highest of yin
Heronius: just warp reality around it
Yin: That's intimidate, or stealth which I don't see working, or thievery, or acrobatics.  Hrmmm...
Heronius: Backflip into the splits?
Heronius: or growl to get attention?
m0user: I hate to crap out on you all, but I have to be at work at 6 tomorrow.
Waffle: hey teag!
Waffle: yeah
m0user: Good luck, and believe in the power of rock!
Far-Walker: Bye!
Yin: My brain just isn't coming up with anything.
Waffle: bye!
Far-Walker: Yin, can you get rid of that penalty?
Alouicious: Seeya mouser
Heronius: Just use intimidate
Yin: Maybe I can intimidate you guys into forgetting about that other guy?
Heronius: sure
Heronius: try it
PwotMoose: No, don't intimidate
Heronius: Or do a cool stunt
Heronius: with acrobatics
PwotMoose: it's a ballad, a stunt won't fit
Igfig: breakdance?
Heronius: Intimidate the staring guy
PwotMoose: fall to your knees because you're so overtaken by the passion of the song or something
Heronius: since he is causing the problems
Alouicious: So, sweeping, dramatic drums for this one?
Far-Walker: Yeah, Intimidate him?
Yin: Would that work?
Igfig: It would give the other guys a penalty
Yin: I thought he was done staring and it was just being carried on in memory.
Heronius: damn
Heronius: breakdance to inspire us
Alouicious: Did my taunt do nothing?
Igfig: but it wouldn't really negate your penalties
Far-Walker: Could inspire us with a cheer beforehand
Igfig: your taunt
Far-Walker: Diplomacy?
Igfig: didn't that negate their bonus?
Heronius: yesh
Alouicious: I thought that was just from the description
Yin: I have acrobatics, intimidate, stealth, and thievery.
Alouicious: Nevermind then.
Heronius: Breakdance inspiration
handofevil: Alright. My entire turn is written
PwotMoose: Just try to describe the ballad better
Far-Walker: Alright.
Yin: I mean I could try that intimidation thing to try and get them a persistent negative too.
Waffle: delf can we see it?
Igfig: Intimidate could work I guess if you made a point of really showing off how you're grinding the guy down
SparkyMarky: Fingers, we need to write a guitar duel description
Igfig: if you guys are in a vengeful mood
Heronius: When are we not in a vengeful mood?
handofevil: Alright guys, this is how my turn is going to go. I've seperated it into parts.
Igfig: well, would it remoralize you to see the guy ge tbeat up?
Igfig: Uh hands
Heronius: Yes
handofevil: yeah ig?
Heronius: I would laugh
Waffle: yes
Igfig: maybe don't post it until you actually take your tuen
Igfig: turn
handofevil: Ok
handofevil: WAffle wanted to see it though. So he'll have to wait
Heronius: As long as you know what you are doing its fine
Yin: Well, guess I'll go with intimidate then.  Which one should I go at?
PwotMoose: The staring one
Heronius: inded
Heronius: ed
Yin: I was thinking that one, which was that?  The dragonborn I think.
Far-Walker: Yes
Heronius: Just say the staring one
Far-Walker: Do it at the dragonborn
Far-Walker: Now?
Yin: With the stringy thing.
Heronius: yes now
Heronius: just do it
Far-Walker: GO YIN
Yin: I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS.
Yin: My brain is an annoying blank right now.
Igfig: you could always jsut wait then
handofevil: What are you Yin?
Far-Walker: Fine, I'll do the roll.
handofevil: What are you playing?
Igfig: until you do have an idea
Yin: Yeah.  Oi.
Far-Walker: Yay!
Yin: Or, could I steal that one guy's triangle?
Far-Walker: Woooooo!
Heronius: stealing sounds good
Far-Walker: Do it
Yin: There we go then, I'll do it after Wilco does his getting the crowd's attention thing.
Far-Walker: Alright, let's get the rest of this order queue'd up!
PwotMoose: Me-Sark-Wilco-Drey-Lucas/Fingers
Heronius: take your turn then
Waffle: WHO IS GOING
Waffle: MOOSE
Heronius: other guys first
Heronius: then moose
Igfig: slim's just trying something right now
Waffle: oh okay
Waffle: FUCK THIS LUTE GUY
SparkyMarky: I already did
SparkyMarky: BADUM TISH
Yin: Actually I think I'll go for the dulcimer.
Yin: I suppose it depends on who has gone or not.
handofevil: Holy shit guys. I just remembered my panther and earth spike attacks
PwotMoose: forget them, we've already got stuff planned
Waffle: yeah
handofevil: No, on my turn
PwotMoose: I know
PwotMoose: we already have plans
PwotMoose: you do lightning breath on the metal instruments for a bonus
handofevil: Yeah.
PwotMoose: and sing lyrics or something I guess, since you wanted a Primary check
handofevil: I'll also be riding the chandilier down. When I land, I'll send up earth spikes.
Waffle: delf do yo0u have lyrics ready?
handofevil: Yes
Waffle: okay
handofevil: I wrote a song for this session remember
Waffle: make sure they are spelled right this time
handofevil: Shut up
handofevil: Oh god. I just remembered fortuna hates us
handofevil: I swear if I don't get this I will just kill the entire other band
Waffle: why was it +12?
SparkyMarky: Oh if we lose, they are getting murderised
Igfig: this was the leader, right?
Igfig: She had a +10 bonus, and then +2 for lyrics
Igfig: GO
Waffle: hmmm
Waffle: mmkay
Alouicious:  That may be a little harsh
Igfig: hahaha awesome line
Waffle: oh snaop
Waffle: OH SNAP
Alouicious: My go after this, right?
Heronius: yes
Heronius: you are sark
Alouicious: Nice
Alouicious: Yes
Heronius: and you go next
mib_8upewg: Hey, guys, do you mind if I watch?
Waffle: yes
Waffle: I mean no
mib_8upewg: I'll just be the weird creepy guy who is there but doesn't play
Waffle: err... go ahead
Alouicious: who is this mystery person
Heronius: just give yourself a nickname so you don't freak us out
SparkyMarky: Beside me, guide me, and ride me are KILLER rhymes
mib_8upewg: How do I do that?
Alouicious: "/nick"
Igfig: oh, hey Frog
Frogbone: howdy there
Igfig: Actually, you could totally join in
Heronius: Hi frog
Heronius: fancy meeting you here.
Igfig: it's a battle of the bands, so you can just run in and be in the crowd
Frogbone: Heronius, we meet again.  Do you remember the last time?
Heronius: How do you get two separate names?
Heronius: I would frog, if I could remember who you're charcter was
Heronius: your*
handofevil: OH SHIT NAT 20
Alouicious: NAT TWENTIES 
Heronius: CRITICAL HIT
Alouicious: OH FUCK
Heronius: Almost as good as me
SparkyMarky: CRIT
Heronius: interesting
CaptainBravo: Wicked combo move!
Far-Walker: KEEP THAT SHIT ROLLIN'
Alouicious: goddamnit waffle
Waffle: I MEANT THAT IN HGERE
Waffle: here
PwotMoose: goddamnit waffle
Waffle: bah
handofevil: Waffle you idiot
Frogbone: goddamnit waffle
PwotMoose: yessssssss
handofevil: I'm going to have to tell the people on facebook about thsi
Alouicious: ahaha slim
Frogbone: I don't know what is happening, but I know it's all your fault
Waffle: what?
Waffle: hundreds of girls getting pregnant is my fault?
Waffle: ... okay
Heronius: Fortuna might be broken
Yin: Just a little.
Alouicious: only on muliple rolls
Alouicious: or not
Waffle: oh
Yin: No he worked around it.
Alouicious: You are going to have so many child support payments
Waffle: wait there is only 20 girls in the audience?
Heronius: Have to build the legend somehow
Waffle: yeah you're right
PwotMoose: Thorn better get to writing up a Pregnancy Liability Waiver
Yin: Bit early Sark, it's there turn now.
Alouicious: WHOOPS
Yin: And I know the perfect writing for the waiver.
Yin: Actually no I don't.
Waffle: yes you do
Waffle: don't lie
Yin: Nah, I thought I did, but then I figured I didn't.
Heronius: Don't forget to make your check Yin
Alouicious: OOPSIE  DAISY
Alouicious: oh shit not this guy again
Yin: I know I will, I was planning to do it right after Wilco leaps off the oh dammit there goes me screwing up their dulcimer.
PwotMoose: ah HA, I knew it was a hammer dulcimer
Yin: I was planning to cut its strings.
Yin: I'll go after one of the harps instead possibly.
Heronius: or steal the triangle
Yin: Or the triangle.
Yin: Yeah, back to stealing the triangle.
Waffle: fuck
Waffle: they are playing two harps at once!
Alouicious: Talented girl
Waffle: I DON'T THINK WE CAN BEAT THIS
Heronius: lets hope he fucks the roll
PwotMoose: Waffle, I just impregnated 3-8 girls in the audience with my rock
PwotMoose: We can beat it
Waffle: I saw
Waffle: you...
Waffle: you're right
Waffle: LET'S ROCK
Waffle: who is next?
Alouicious: Me
PwotMoose: Sark
PwotMoose: NAT ONE
Heronius: HAHAHAHA
Alouicious: HHAHAHAHAHA
Alouicious: YES
Yin: Shouldn't have tried to use her feet.
Heronius: and failure
Alouicious: Not that far, brigs
Heronius: Everything goes well for shetland firestorm
Waffle: YES
SparkyMarky: Finallly we catch a break
Waffle: fortuna decided we had had enough
Alouicious: Hey, this is only the second round
Alouicious: Plenty of time for us to fall on our asses
Yin: Second song of two.
Alouicious: Yeah, second round in song two
Yin: Maybe I should go back to intimidate, take advantage of this moment to screw them up.
Heronius: Good plan
Fingers: Mibbit can suck all of the dicks
Fingers: ALL OF THEM
Yin: Or stick with stealing the triangle.
Alouicious: so many dick
Alouicious: s
handofevil: Harp lady got cut up fingers
SparkyMarky: fingers, we need to plan a duel guitar solo
Fingers: Hey guys, does anyone remember what all instruments the different band members in the other group play?
Fingers: And who's gone so far?
Fingers: I know lute, and dulcimer
Heronius: pan flute, lute, dulcimer, triangle and harp
Heronius: also second harp
Fingers: And has anyone else gone while I was away?
Yin: So should I take advantage of the crowd to further harsh the opposing band?
Alouicious: Booing the injured woman? Bad form, audience. Bad form
Heronius: Yes
Heronius: advantage taking is good
Yin: So back to intimidation then.
Alouicious: You  might not have to
Yin: One can always make things worse.
Heronius: Making problems worse for others is the way of tiamet
Yin: Cept Thorn doesn't worship anyone.
Heronius: The producer does
Heronius: So make the producer happy
Yin: I gathered.
Heronius: Bravo, they rolled a nat one on a primary check
Heronius: shit happened
PwotMoose: <Igfig>: The dulcimer starts up a riff <Igfig>: he's got two hammers in each hand <Igfig>: little hammers, minf you <Igfig>: but two <Igfig>: and he's dinging that board but good <Igfig>: but that's only a secondary check <Igfig>: 1d20+7 medium perform <Fortuna>: Igfig, medium perform: [12] = 19 <Igfig>: for another +1 persistent on those guys <Igfig>: total 
PwotMoose: oh
PwotMoose: too big
PwotMoose: ok
PwotMoose: So the dulcimer guy did okay, but that was a secondary check
Fingers: Wait, then why is everyone rushing the stage?
PwotMoose: then the harp lady got up to play a huge awesome dual-harp solo, but she rolled a 1, so she failed horribly and fell over
Alouicious: Because harp girl fucked up
Fingers: Hah!
Alouicious: asssssss
handofevil: FUCK YOU FORTUNA
Alouicious: ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yin: She giveth, and she taketh.
Heronius: She is only taking right now
Heronius: that bitch
Waffle: FORTUNA
Waffle: GOD
Alouicious: She gave a nat 20 before
Waffle: FUCKING
Waffle: DAMMIT
Alouicious: can't forget that
Waffle: YESSSS
Alouicious: WHOOOOO
Yin: He made it.
Waffle: YEEEEESSSSSS
Alouicious: SAVIOR
handofevil: WHOOOO
Far-Walker: WOO OMFG
Alouicious: Thank Christ I opted for a medium instead of hard
Alouicious: Shit, I actually forgot the bonus
Waffle: I'm next?
PwotMoose: yes
Heronius: yup
Alouicious: go ahead, champ
PwotMoose: after the other band
Alouicious: Right
Alouicious: Don't want anyone forgetting that
Alouicious: <_<
Alouicious: >_>
Waffle: ^_^
Waffle: I'm sorry
Alouicious: NO
Waffle: NO
Waffle: NOOOO
Waffle: FUCK
PwotMoose: it's ok
Yin: He's just trying to break up the crowd fight guys, relax.
Waffle: oh
PwotMoose: they have a troll beating their fans
PwotMoose: it's ok
Waffle: oky
Far-Walker: Nice.
Heronius: What did you think he was going to do?
Alouicious: Waffle why you freakin out?
Waffle: I bet this will end with the other team attacking us
Yin: Also Waffle I'm going to pull my secondary right before you on your turn.
handofevil: TROLL IS FUCKING SHIT UP
Yin: Possibly.
Alouicious: Damn
Heronius: poop
Yin: I might be able to get it up again with an intimidate.
Yin: Rile the crowd up again.
Yin: I suppose it depends on how this goes.
Far-Walker: Is anyone keeping score on the challenge/failures this round?
Igfig: I am, yes
Far-Walker: What are they right now?
Yin: Us, 3 successes.  Them, 2 failures.
Igfig: no
Yin: Kay I'm wrong.
Igfig: they have 1 failure, 1 success
Igfig: (the other failure was last round)
Yin: Oh, yar I'm totally wrong.
Igfig: you do have 3 successes though
Alouicious: We're still kickin their asses though
Far-Walker: yeah
Alouicious: Oooh, that's nice descrpting
PwotMoose: wa wa wa waaaaaa
Alouicious: Was that a hard perform?
Yin: That -5 would have been really nice there.
SparkyMarky: bloody troll
Yin: I think my opportunity for intimidation is still good though.
Heronius: waffle, you're up
PwotMoose: Yin
Heronius: yin I mean
PwotMoose: Yin first, he has a secondary
Waffle: wait isn't it my turn?
PwotMoose: Yin is doing a secondary
Waffle: oh yeah
Waffle: okay
Waffle: YES
Yin: An alright roll.
handofevil: WOOOOOOO
Yin: Sweet.
PwotMoose: Now you, Waffle
Fingers: Ok, Lucas, mind giving me backup for the final challenge?
Yin: All yours now Waffle.
Fingers: I've got a plan in mind, that might just be the best thing ever
Heronius: don't forget I have sweet visuals for you guys too
SparkyMarky: oh yeah
SparkyMarky: we need some crazy shit for the guitar duel
handofevil: Hey frog, could you link your blog again?
Heronius: It is two horses made of lightning and fire dueling using your guitar riffs as a base for their battle.
Heronius: I think it will be okay
SparkyMarky: we need an amazing description for bonuses
handofevil: You'll want a picture of my awesome move hero
Fingers: Smooth move
Alouicious: nooooooo
Waffle: sorry guys
Waffle: GUYS QUICK
Waffle: I NEED SOME LYRICS
Heronius: I have the description written out
PwotMoose: MAKE UP LYRICS
Waffle: FAST FAST FAST
Alouicious: Waffle you just split your crotch
PwotMoose: JUST MAKE THEM UP
Waffle: I CAN'TR
Waffle: I CAN'T
Waffle: HELP
Waffle: gimme some of that song you made up!
handofevil: HERE
handofevil: JUST A MINUTE
handofevil: Come close, listen to the story About a tale more awesome then the killing. The dragon gave his favorite troupe just to kill us.
handofevil: That's the first part. It'll set up for mine
handofevil: I can throw in another part if you want
Waffle: one more
PwotMoose: is that supposed to rhyme in any way at all?
Waffle: I don't know!
Heronius: I hope not
Waffle: he gave it to me
Waffle: give me another part
Heronius: It's free verse
Fingers: Can't drum, can't thrash, can't sing worth a shit. But gather 'round, oh fans of mine, and I'll play you a bit
Alouicious: Free Verse Metal okay!
PwotMoose: Free Verse, are you serious?
handofevil: Alright. There we go
Heronius: That was a joke
Heronius: anyway
Waffle: that was close
Fingers: There's more to rock and roll than bass and lead guitarists, see. And you ain't never heard anything like me on these fucking keys
Alouicious: WHOOP WHOOP
Waffle: YESSSS
Alouicious: Sweet
Fingers: You kind suck a bit, waffle, hahaha
Waffle: we should all keep lyrics on us from now on
Heronius: It's in your contract.
Fingers: But good job pulling the win our your ass
Waffle: that was close
Fingers: out*
Alouicious: Damn straight you can't drum
Alouicious: Or sing
Alouicious: But goddamnit if you can do a split
Heronius: Man that name is silly
Waffle: it's funny
Waffle: cause I actually can do the splits
Waffle: in real life
Waffle: it freaks people out
Heronius: Monchyld
Waffle: and hurts my legs, but still
Fingers: For the final upcoming thing: Heronius, provide whatever visuals you want for the backup, Lucas, for your secondary skill roll I need you to match my chords exactly, one octave off
Heronius: as in manchild
Fingers: Higher or lower, your choice
Alouicious: It's like Moonchild and manchild mixed and hippyfied
Fingers: I gots a plan
Heronius: okie, I just hope you can play in the dark
SparkyMarky: We need some flash
Waffle: it's it delf's turn?
handofevil: I really hope I don't fuck this up guys
handofevil: Yes
SparkyMarky: we need to like, play eachpther's huitars or something
Alouicious: Wait, delf and handofevil are the same person?
Waffle: yes
SparkyMarky: each other's guitars
Alouicious: :aaaa:
handofevil: That I am al
Alouicious: mind blown
Alouicious: I could have sworn I saw both names at the same time during the livestreams
Waffle: delf is his alter ego
Alouicious: I must be losing it. Can't even keep my solipsist personas in check
SparkyMarky: if the triangle guy screws up as well, i will be so happy
Waffle: I hope he does
handofevil: Guys. Please wish me luck on this. I've written up an awesome thing for my turn
Alouicious: Better be, sucka
Alouicious: (just kidding)
Alouicious: Ass
Waffle: if you fail this
SparkyMarky: Cocks
Waffle: I will wipe my butt with your tongue
handofevil: Our stage explodes
Alouicious: The floor my drumset is on collapses
Yin: Damn, there goes that lovely penalty I'd set up.
handofevil: Oh god. He has a square
CaptainBravo: ugh
Heronius: dicks?
Yin: No he just has a triangle.
handofevil: Alright guys
handofevil: Here comes my turn
Waffle: what if he had an octogon?
Yin: The square was just someone conjecturing.
Slim_bankshotmark2: OK gents. I'm out
Yin: Or a circle.
Slim_bankshotmark2: Good luck
handofevil: Wait slim
handofevil: Stay for my turn
Slim_bankshotmark2: Rock some cocks off
Waffle: slim
Waffle: do
Waffle: his will be so awesome
Slim_bankshotmark2: Fine
Waffle: just wait for five more minutes
PwotMoose: You replaced "Music" with "Dragon"
CaptainBravo: Which turn is it?
Waffle: holy
Alouicious: And killing half the audience
Waffle: shit
Waffle: delf
Waffle: just
Waffle: holy shiy
Waffle: shit
Waffle: I can
Alouicious: Don't botch the roll, now
Slim_bankshotmark2: Eh. After what you said, I expected more
Waffle: HERE WE GO DELF
Waffle: don't mess it up
PwotMoose: nat 1 in 3....2.....1.....
Waffle: there is so many ways this could go wrong
Waffle: natural 1
Alouicious: Natural 3
SparkyMarky: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Heronius: nice one
handofevil: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Alouicious: Almost as bad
handofevil: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Alouicious: Half the audience dies
Alouicious: And he botches it!
Yin: This is going to be really bad.
SparkyMarky: This is the day the music dies
PwotMoose: damn you Drey
Waffle: FUCK
Waffle: FUCKING HELL DREY
handofevil: FUCK YOU SO MUCH FORTUNA
Alouicious: haha even in character Fortuna is the god of Luck
Slim_bankshotmark2: That would be funny.
Slim_bankshotmark2: If it weren't.
Alouicious: Fortuna: The Goddess of Luck
Slim_bankshotmark2: So sad.
Waffle: RCK EPILEPSY
handofevil: ROCK SEIZURES
Waffle: oh man
Waffle: this is bad
SparkyMarky: That has not gone well
Alouicious: Shit. Someone get drey to a hospital
handofevil: this was horrible
Heronius: furk
Slim_bankshotmark2: SEIZURES ARE NO LAUGHING MATTER, PUNKS!
handofevil: Luckily we only have one more round
PwotMoose: Drey isn't allowed to have Primaries anymore
Slim_bankshotmark2: Wait. Yes they are.
Slim_bankshotmark2: OK, can I leave now?
CaptainBravo: Who's still free to make an action?
Waffle: our two guitar
Waffle: oh man
CaptainBravo: Heronius? Can you spare your secondary right now?
Heronius: you can leave if you want
PwotMoose: who has heal?
Yin: His secondary will probably be worth a larger bonus then that penalty.
Heronius: I can, but it is kinda tuned to the guitar del
Alouicious: Barvo
Heronius: duel
Slim_bankshotmark2: It's almost 12 and I am tired
Heronius: besides my heal is 0
Yin: Night Slim.
Alouicious: Go ahead man
Slim_bankshotmark2: Later dudes. Rock harder than HoE
handofevil: See ya
handofevil: Goddamn you fortuna
handofevil: Fuck you so hard
PwotMoose: We only have one more turn, the cumulative won't matter
PwotMoose: it'll just be -1
Yin: Or hooray combat medic then.
Heronius: oh bravo, you are my hero
handofevil: Man. could you imagine what would've happened if I had succeeded with that guys
Waffle: so much
Waffle: just
Heronius: You can dream.
Waffle: so so much
handofevil: That I can
SparkyMarky: Let's all take a minute and consider how cool that WOULD have been
Waffle: HEGOD DAMMIT
Waffle: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Waffle: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DELF
SparkyMarky: HE HAS ANOTHER GODDAMN SEIZURE
handofevil: HOW THE GODDAMN FUCK FORTUNA
handofevil: WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK
handofevil: OH GOD YES
Waffle: YES
Waffle: YO BARELY SUCCEEDED
handofevil: HAHAHA
handofevil: FUCK YOU FORTUNA
handofevil: I SUCCEED
Alouicious: Shetland Firestorm: Always pulling it out, but just barely
Heronius: That's us
Waffle: word
Heronius: always will be
SparkyMarky: Our first album should be called "A Close Shave"
Alouicious: Or "Fortuna's Curse"
Waffle: yes
Waffle: that one
SparkyMarky: Or Fortuna's Wrath
SparkyMarky: Fortuna you goddamn son of a bitch motherfucker you
Yin: Or "Damn you Fortuna"
PwotMoose: O Fortuna, velut Luna, statu variabilis
handofevil: Or "Fuck you Fortuna"
Alouicious: ahahaa
handofevil: 1d20 I suck cocks
Fortuna: handofevil, I suck cocks: [3] = 3
handofevil: FORTUNA SUCKS COCKS
Alouicious: ahahahahahaha
SparkyMarky: You suck 3 cocks
Alouicious: Nat 3s just love you HoE
CaptainBravo: Ok, heronius, get whatever you're going to do typed up and ready, and hit it at my signal
SparkyMarky: So what are we doing
CaptainBravo: Lucas, I'ma give you some instructions, but just say whatever you want, it'll work
Heronius: okie
CaptainBravo: We're about to rock.
CaptainBravo: We are about to rock.
Heronius: I hope I didn't mess up pastebin
PwotMoose: This will be glorious
SparkyMarky: Because after the lightning seizure extravaganza, we need to to be spectacular
Alouicious: man I forgot about pastebin
Heronius: does the +2 persistant extend to secondaries?
Heronius: The visuals are supposed to sync with the music
Alouicious: HA
SparkyMarky: Like Circ du Soleil, only good
handofevil: HA
Yin: Oooooooh they screwed up again.
Alouicious: Circ du Soleil is good :colbert:
Alouicious: Also it's Cirq
SparkyMarky: Sun Circus then
Waffle: DAWG
Waffle: GAWD*
Alouicious: ???
handofevil: OH GOD NOT THE BEES
Alouicious: The hell is going on
Heronius: wot?
Yin: I don't think we're going to like it.
Alouicious: NOT THE FIGURATIVE BEEEEEES
handofevil: KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN MUSIC
SparkyMarky: At some point, we are going to fight a hive of sentient bees
Alouicious: Cliff you dicK!
PwotMoose: IT'S METAL YOU STUPID DWARF
SparkyMarky: it's going to happen
Waffle: KILL THOSE FUCKING DWARFS