Igfig: How about, to speed things up
Igfig: we have two people go each turn
Igfig: <Igfig>: How about, to speed things up 19:34	<Igfig>: we have two people go each turn
handofevil: Yeah
Igfig: have people share turns
handofevil: Wait
handofevil: How would that work in a battle?
Igfig: so we can go twice as fast
Igfig: each player is handled by one DM
Igfig: each turn
Slim_BankshotV2: We can try that
PwotMoose: I'm imagining this like some kind of Pokemon battle now
Igfig: and ditto with monsters
Igfig: yes, it might come down to that
m0user: If we are doing combat stuff, two at once should be no real problem
handofevil: It's official
handofevil: Fortuna hates me
PwotMoose: you didn't add your bonus
Vyrwolf: Fortuna hates me more.
Alouicious: 17. I can live with that
SparkyMarky: I am amazed I'm not last
SparkyMarky: Fortuna hates us all
handofevil: I don't have a bonus
handofevil: I don't think
PwotMoose: what's your dex mod?
Vyrwolf: She probably doesn't, since Paladins don't need no stinkin' Dex
handofevil: 0
Vyrwolf: See?
handofevil: I'm a warden
Vyrwolf: Don't need no stinkin' Dex
Igfig: Also, tell me which zone you're in
Vyrwolf: That too.
handofevil: Well
Alouicious: I think I am behind the drums still
SparkyMarky: 7e, I guess
handofevil: Depending on which chandilier I crashed
PwotMoose: We're all on our stage
PwotMoose: I think
Alouicious: so 7b
handofevil: Either on my stage
handofevil: Or in the middle of the bar
PwotMoose: I'm in 7e
Yin: I'm down in the crowd between the stages.
handofevil: Either 10b or 7e
handofevil: Once again, depending on which chandelier I crashed. 
handofevil: Defintely 7e now that I checked
PwotMoose: 7e is on stage
PwotMoose: Didn't you land in the crowd?
handofevil: There were 3 chandiliers
handofevil: 2 above the stages, 1 above the bar
handofevil: I choose the one on our stage
PwotMoose: alrighty
PwotMoose: BRB, bathroom
Alouicious: WAFFLE
Yin: Most bothersome.
PwotMoose: ok
handofevil: Ig. Please make something embarassing happen to waffle when he gets back
handofevil: Maul him with a kitten or something
m0user: Careful though.  A cat can kill a level 1 commoner
Igfig: We'll see.
Igfig: Hmm, we could almost have three people going at a time
Slim_BankshotV2: Lets not push our luck
Igfig: yeah
SparkyMarky: how far are the stages from eachother?
PwotMoose: looks like 5 regions
Igfig: actually, there aren't that many players here, we could still do this one at a time.
SparkyMarky: probably within decent bow range
m0user: That sounds fine by me, fights go fast.
handofevil: HA
handofevil: You clearly haven't been here for our fights mouser
PwotMoose: faster than performing anyway
PwotMoose: This might be our first REAL fight, the other ones we did had a dozen people
m0user: We have five people and whatever a Waffle is, and 3 DMs of decent experience.
m0user: We should be good.
handofevil: Waffle is a fat and gay child
Slim_BankshotV2: Holy shit I just realized my webcam looks like GLaDOS in Portal 2
PwotMoose: *facepalm*
Yin: Intriguing.
PwotMoose: also, in before SPAAAAAACE
SparkyMarky: SPAAAACE
SparkyMarky: so much space
Vyrwolf: What's your favorite thign about space?
Vyrwolf: mine is space
Yin: Oh no, its the space police.
Vyrwolf: Guilty! Not being in space!
Vyrwolf: Send to space jail!
SparkyMarky: I still prefer Rick. The adventure sphere
Vyrwolf: I like the Fact Sphere.
handofevil: I'm the best at space
SparkyMarky: The fact sphere is incrediblt handsome
Slim_BankshotV2: Twat
Alouicious: I have an aspect that is perfect for it
SparkyMarky: they are 15 squares away, I am not leaving that stage
Slim_BankshotV2: Test
Yin: Hey guys should I backstab the Troll?
Alouicious: Maybe
Alouicious: If you can
Yin: I can.
m0user: Always sneak attack, backstab the big guys.
Yin: Yeah, I really hope a 16 hits the troll, I wouldn't want to have just wasted both of my encounter powers dammit.
Yin: I should have seen that coming after rolling a 20 for initiative.
Yin: Doo de doo.
Alouicious: dum de dum
Yin: Da da da daaaaa.
SparkyMarky: Awopbobaloobopawopbamboom
PwotMoose: Well, that didn't work out at all
Clicky: Is tonight the first official story night?
m0user: No, we had one last week
Yin: This is like first official story night, part 2.
m0user: The big battle of the bands between our rockin' Ponies, and the local Druidic minstrels
Clicky: How shamefully were they defeated?
m0user: Most shamefully
m0user: Verily.
Yin: Well, they won the first round, but then they lost so much in the second round that they didn't even perform their last turn.
Clicky: And now we are fighting them?
Vyrwolf: Yep!
Vyrwolf: Someone big and Defender-y should lock down that Troll.
Yin: Cause the dwarf that owns the bar/their band cheated.
CaptainB: I hate to ask, but how long is this going to take? I have not slept in over 30 hours, and I've got an 8 AM shift tomorrow.
m0user: And someone boned a transgender elf
SparkyMarky: That was me. woo
CaptainB: If it's going to be a long session, I'm probably going to have to bump off early
m0user: I have to be off at 10, so you are not alone
Vyrwolf: Jesus, Bravo, get off whenever you feel.
PwotMoose: It was Chesty, I think
PwotMoose: that boned the elf
handofevil: Lucs
m0user: All I know, I had some good fun smuttin' it up.
handofevil: Lucas boned the elf
handofevil: Trust me. I had to read through it when I wrote up that part
m0user: Lets just say, you all "boned the elf" and make it a new term for failing.
SparkyMarky: oh christ, not looking forward to that
CaptainB: Anyone wanna bring me up to speed on the current situation? I kinda blacked out for a bit after the bitchin' solo
m0user: Where is the write up?
Vyrwolf: Oh, and Far-Walker discovered that some vague shit was stirrin' up in the natural world, but only enough to forshadow.
handofevil: I'm still writing it
handofevil: I'm on the 2nd song though
handofevil: Which is the most awesome
handofevil: Epic, one could say
PwotMoose: Cliff said that the other band won, and we were like AWW HELL NAW and now we're fighting
handofevil: I just hope my shitty writing doesn't fuck it up too much
CaptainBravo: Just blipped out, one more time please?
m0user: You all lost the battle of the bands to a glam-minstrel band, then flipped out and are now wrecking the place in a most metal fashion.
handofevil: We didn't loose, cliff betrayed us
handofevil: So now we're fighting
PwotMoose: We didn't lose, we were awesome, but Cliff betrayed us because he doesn't like ROCK
handofevil: And you n eed to roll Initiative
CaptainBravo: 1d20+1
Fortuna: CaptainBravo, 1d20+1: [6] = 7
CaptainBravo: Goddamn you Fortuna
CaptainBravo: I'm ALWAYS fucking last
CaptainBravo: Every goddamned time, hahahaha
PwotMoose: Fortuna is a bitch
handofevil: Fortuna hates both of us
Yin: Yeah, Fortuna made me and Moose both miss the troll.
Yin: So I wasted both of my encounter powers.
handofevil: Fortuna sent me into a rock seizure last game
Yin: It was sad.
m0user: How many of you have given sacrifices to the dice gods?
CaptainBravo: So where am I?
m0user: You need to do that.
Yin: I don't know the proper methods to do that.
Yin: You're probably on stage Bravo.
m0user: Take a bag of Cheetos and a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, then devour them while saying "I consecrate these sacrifices in the name of the Dice Gods!"
m0user: Make sure to lick the inside of the bag for the tasty dust.  They love that.
CaptainBravo: Better plan. I'm going to get some dinner, since I haven't eaten all day and I'm not going to get any moves for a good hour or so
Yin: Darn, I'm lacking in cheetoes and 2-liters, there are some cans of mountain dew about.
Yin: Might be able to find some other kind of chip.
handofevil: Mouser, fortuna is not a dice
handofevil: She is a cruel heartless bitch
m0user: It helps if you pick a certain nerdtastic dice god.  Personally, I sacrifice to Tzeentch
m0user:  1d20
Fortuna: m0user,  1d20: [12] = 12
m0user: No, it works
handofevil: 1d20
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20: [5] = 5
handofevil: SEE
m0user: But have you sacrificed?
handofevil: Yes
m0user: I have.
handofevil: I have
m0user: Then you need more Cheetos.
handofevil: Probably
m0user: In DnD, any problem can be solved by throwing Cheetos at it.
handofevil: But Loose-that-fucking-weight-so-you-can-join-the-army god demands cheeto fasting
m0user: It really sucks that you guys cannot bribe us DMs, you are missing out on a lot of the metagaming fun of this
m0user: I know all about this.  I went from 280 to 235 in 2 months to join the Marines
Yin: Yeah, and the snacks.
handofevil: Not as impressive, I went from 250 to 230 in 2 months
handofevil: I just need to loose 2 inches off my waist
m0user: Hell, I usually charge a case of mountain dew a gaming session
m0user: Does the army do that stupid ass BMI taping as well?  That shit screwed me while I was in.
handofevil: Yeah. They base body fat percentage off of waist, neck and height
handofevil: So I need to keep my neck fat, loose my waist fat, and not get shorter
handofevil: Lose*
m0user: That is what we did.  Did fine till they changed the standards.  Then I went from being a big, awesome guy to a disgusting fatass disease.
m0user: Got out after 5 years as an e2 with an honorable.  Pretty weird
handofevil: I think there is a secondary check if taping says you're a fatass
handofevil: But recruiters don't use that
m0user: Not for us.  Taping is the secondary, after not making weight.  But my max weight was 202, which I have not weighed since I was twelve years old.
CaptainBravo: Hah, that's nothing
CaptainBravo: I went from 180 to 200 in three months
m0user: I did too, bravo.  Its called puberty.  Everyone does it
CaptainBravo: Hah, no
handofevil: I did that also. Except it wasn't calle puberty
PwotMoose: I'm pretty sure I didn't gain 20 pounds in three months
CaptainBravo: It's called getting a full-time job as a clerk
CaptainBravo: And spending 40 hours a week sitting on your ass
handofevil: It was called Stuffing your fucking face
handofevil: HOLLY SHIT
handofevil: NAT 20
m0user: I played too much football to stuff my face.
Yin: Sark just got a double critical.
Alouicious: 2
Alouicious: FUCKING 
Alouicious: CRITICAL
Alouicious: HITS
m0user: Told ya'll.  Dice gods
Yin: I better go get some snacks to sacrifice.
CaptainBravo: 1d20
Fortuna: CaptainBravo, 1d20: [12] = 12
handofevil: Sark. Tell me your secret now
CaptainBravo: Hah, I can't remember the system, but have you guys ever played with exploding criticals?
SparkyMarky: You have screwed us now, our rolls are going to suck because of that
SparkyMarky: and that sounds amazing
Alouicious: hahahahaha
CaptainBravo: It's not what you're thinking, but it's better
handofevil: 30 damage in one turn
Alouicious: How much HP does that troll have?
SparkyMarky: is it bloodied?
SparkyMarky: no
SparkyMarky: a lot then
CaptainBravo: Basically, in a system with Exploding Criticals, every time you roll a critical hit, it lets you roll again and add the damage.
PwotMoose: more than 60, apparently
m0user: That is old school stuff.
CaptainBravo: The real joy to it, though, is that you're not limited with criticals
CaptainBravo: So if you roll another critical, you just keep on
m0user: When you get magic weapons, they will let you add +d6, +d10 or whatever to it
Yin: Now it really sucks that me and Brigsby both missed, if we'd both hit and that still happened the troll would be bloodied easily, most likely.
Alouicious: That attack would have out and out killed me
Alouicious: If I wre on the recieving end
Alouicious: :smug:
m0user: Its a troll.  They are very thick skinned.
CaptainBravo: Like I said, I can't remember the game, but one guy managed to push his critical window to 15+ on a d20
m0user: Plus, big dumb and slow.
Yin: Yar.
CaptainBravo: And then rolled 5 crits in a row
SparkyMarky: I have 23 hitpoints, I would be unconscious and nearly dead
m0user: You could do that in 3.5 DnD.
handofevil: Did we get any money/xp from the first battle at cliff's bar?
CaptainBravo: 3.5 didn't have exploding dice though, did it?
Fortuna: CaptainBravo, didn't have exploding dice though, did it?: [] = 3.5
Yin: Rapiers and weapon master I think?  Or something.
m0user: Take a high crit weapon, like a rapier, then all crit increasing feats
CaptainBravo: I wanna say it was Dark Heresy, or one of the Warhammer P&Ps
CaptainBravo: Wait, no, it couldn't have been DH, I've never actually played that...
m0user: WFRP 1st edition, I think.  Played that alot
m0user: And a version of Shadowrun, though that was all d6s at the time if I remember right.
CaptainBravo: Still, I just remember it, because the guy managed to stack damage along with his exploding crits and one-shotted the BBEG at the end of the adventure
CaptainBravo: And I thought that's where the troll was headed
CaptainBravo: (Turns out I was wrong)
m0user: Reminds me of a character in Warhammer tabletop.  Every attack became d6 attacks, then every wound became a new attack.  Solo'ed entire units
CaptainBravo: Hah! Which army did it belong to?
m0user: Chaos, of course. 
handofevil: I'm about 3 or 4 turns away from being done with the write up
CaptainBravo: Figures
m0user: That was old, though.  3rd edition, i think?
m0user: Been playing chaos since 5th
CaptainBravo: Hahaha, I never had the money to shill out for a full set, so the few times I got to play real Warhammer I always got stuck with space marines
CaptainBravo: Since everyone's got a set of space marines, and nobody wants to play with them
m0user: The great thing about the military was the disposable income, which I invested in nerdly things like warhammer and MTG
CaptainBravo: Oh man, you were a card hound? Hahaha
CaptainBravo: Which edition?
handofevil: Did you ever play D&D while deployed mouser?
m0user: Edition of what?
m0user: I DM'ed for 4 separate campaigns during my deployment.  One would meet on Mondays and Wednesday (Firefly based d20 Future), the next on Tuesdays and Thursdays (3.5 DnD), and the last went Friday and Saturday (Shadowrun).  Sunday was the day we had M:TG tournaments.  Military personnel are some of the biggest nerds  Read more: All-Purpose Military Thread | Gen
CaptainBravo: Well, I mean Magic may not have had "editions" per se, but which sets did you play with?
CaptainBravo: Was this before the big Blue nerf?
m0user: Alpha to Now
m0user: Been playing since '93 (?), never really stopped
CaptainBravo: Jesus
CaptainBravo: Your deck must be *enormous*
m0user: Nerd  <-----
handofevil: I read that as your dick
m0user: THought about taking a picture for the "Holy Shit TOYS" thread, but nowhere to put it all
m0user: That to, HOe
Alouicious: Oh hell Heronius isn't here
handofevil: Yeah, but fortuna is
Yin: Oh hey you're right, where is Pie?
Yin: On a different note:  Battle music?
handofevil: Oh well
Yin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO9ExgE2kiY
handofevil: Should I post the write up in the thread or just send it to frozenpie?
handofevil: Once I'm finished
Yin: I don't know.
m0user: Pretty good
m0user: Send Pie a PM
handofevil: Yeah. That's a good idea
handofevil: It's fairly large
handofevil: Haha. His/her last name is blutform
Yin: That is entertaining.
Alouicious: Llywyn? damn elvish names
m0user: I make good names
SparkyMarky: Sounds Welsh
m0user: It is
m0user: Elves are very much like the Welsh.  No one can really stand them.
handofevil: I translated my name from old norse
m0user: I am Norse
handofevil: But are you old
m0user: Parts of me are.
handofevil: Then those parts understand old norse
Yin: Which led to me picturing someone talking with their butt in old Norse.
Yin: Strange.
handofevil: I thought mouser typed with his ass
m0user: I have to use my nose.  Lost my hands in the Great War
handofevil: But not your ass correct?
m0user: My ass is not involved in my non-pornographic typing.
m0user: Most of the time.
handofevil: Oh god
handofevil: Guys
handofevil: Mouser was typing that elf sex scene with his ass
m0user: And at least 3 of you were jerking off to it.
handofevil: We know waffle was
Yin: I do not know what to say to these statements.
handofevil: I luckily did not have to go through the OCC chat log for this write up
Yin: Huzzah.
handofevil: NAT 1
Alouicious: oh dear
Alouicious: that is
Alouicious: unfortunate
m0user: Damn HOE, I wanted taht saved for the ages.
Yin: Also yeah, should have knocked on wood harder, or something.
SparkyMarky: Those double 20s messed me up
Alouicious: :smug:
handofevil: I still have it mouser
handofevil: I have the chat logs
handofevil: I just didn't need to go through them
m0user: You save them for your... personal use.
handofevil: Oh god
handofevil: Just the thought of that
handofevil: Isn't that disturbing actually
Yin: Kinda meh?
PwotMoose: If Brigsby dies, does that mean I just make a new character?
PwotMoose: Because I have a feeling he's going to get hit a lot
Yin: Nah we'll resurrect you, hopefully.
Yin: Unless we all die horribly.
PwotMoose: which the DMs might resurrect us all or something
m0user: A true friend is someone with 5k gold in diamonds when you are dead.
handofevil: I think I might slip out the back door for this fight
handofevil: After I electrocute cliff
PwotMoose: you jerk
handofevil: Nah. I wouldn't do that
PwotMoose: I just have a feeling Brigsby is going to get one attack off, then get trampled in the crowd
handofevil: In that case
handofevil: You need to shoot lightning at the curtains
m0user: If you are going down, set crap on fire.
Yin: Well I'm in the same area, I'll just get rid of the crowd for you, somehow.
m0user: With fire
Yin: I don't think I have any fire.
m0user: Deviant
handofevil: Don't we have a dragonborn that can breathe acid or poison?
handofevil: I breathe lightning, but that's not very good with crowd control
Yin: Unless there's something I can make fire with in my adventurer's kit.
handofevil: Flint and steel
Yin: And a bar counter covered in booze, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh we could set fire to the bar with the troll in the middle.
Alouicious: I am on the bar Yin
Yin: Maybe.
PwotMoose: I think my last ditch effort will be to just make my storm with me in the middle
handofevil: And this is what I love about D&D. You can do virtually anything
m0user: Like fire
Yin: You could get off the bar Alo.
handofevil: Attacked by a river? Shoot fire at the river and escape through the steam cloud
handofevil: Attacked in a bar?
handofevil: Light fire to the alcohol
Yin: Wooden fort full of goblins?
handofevil: Sexy girl in the crowd?
Yin: Burn it.
handofevil: Oh god elf sex
m0user: Of course I fight fire with fire.  I fight EVERYTHING with fire.
SparkyMarky: troll has 50hp left, wow
CaptainBravo: I fight bears with my BEAR hands!
handofevil: What do you fight elf sex with mouser?
CaptainBravo: Hahahahahahaha
CaptainBravo: Haaaahahahahahahahahaha
CaptainBravo: heeheeheehohohahahaha
m0user: A massive beard.  Elves are opposed to facial hair
m0user: then I set the beard ON FIRE!!!
handofevil: And then you light said beard on fire- Yeah
Yin: Is there anything fire can't do?
Yin: Tis a real shame Heronius/FrozenPie isn't here.
Yin: Then we'd have more fire.
handofevil: Looks like I'll be doing a write up for this one also
Yin: Oh goodie, here comes the troll's turn and Cliff's turn.
PwotMoose: If Brigsby dies, I'm totally making a viking
Yin: Or we could hold a...  benefit concert is it?  To get the money to resurrect you.
PwotMoose: Or you could let me rest in piece with my 72 hobbit virgins and I can make a goddamned viking
m0user: Vikings get the best heaven
handofevil: I was raised by vikings but somehow ended up an earth warden
PwotMoose: I've already figured out a name for it and everything
handofevil: CLIFF IS BEING AN ASSHOLE AGAIN
handofevil: If yo u want moose, I can translate something into old norse for you
Vyrwolf: Oh shit.
m0user: Dwarves.... can't live with them, can't live without their beer.
Vyrwolf: Cliff DID NOT.
PwotMoose: I found an Old Norse dictionary
handofevil: Carry on then
PwotMoose: I just translated my name into it, I guess. 
PwotMoose: Kolborg Lofdungr. I guess.
Alouicious: man, I am blessed and cursed tonight
handofevil: Oh god
handofevil: nat 20 with cliff
Yin: Nope, with the troll.
handofevil: How the hell could a dwarf carry a great axe?
m0user: Sven Svenssonsonson
Yin: How could a dwarf not?
SparkyMarky: How could anything but a dwarf carry a great axe?
PwotMoose: because he's a dwarf
CaptainBravo: Be right back, gotta check on dinner
Yin: Oh goodie.
handofevil: FUCK YOU YOU HEARTLESS SHREW FORTUNA
m0user: My Norse name (and my SCAdian name) is Agni Brandr
SparkyMarky: Do we have a healer?
handofevil: Fingers I think
Yin: Bravo/Fingers.
PwotMoose: I think a better viking name for my backup guy is Vegagron Hyrrskegg
CaptainBravo: Who needs healing?
PwotMoose: It means Killbeard Firebeard
Alouicious: Me, but I could make a healing surge on my turn
PwotMoose: Yay beard redundancy
PwotMoose: alternatively, I could just go with Vegaskegg
m0user: Bearded beard men
CaptainBravo: Where are you? Where am I? Who's updating the map?
PwotMoose: Killbeard is simple enough
CaptainBravo: Hahaha
handofevil: Why not do something with fire Moose?
handofevil: I believe flame or fire is Eldr or kanna
PwotMoose: Well, Firebeard is Hyrrskegg
PwotMoose: I think
Alouicious: why fortuna why
handofevil: I think cliff bribes fortuna
Yin: I'm sorta wishing we were level 2 right now.  Yeah.
Alouicious: I'm gonna die
Alouicious: I just know it
PwotMoose: We'd better level up after this fight
m0user: It takes a while to level in DnD
Yin: Yeah... but we killed a dragon that was a higher then usual challenge level and stuff.
handofevil: Did we not get any money or experience in the first game?
handofevil: The one with the dragon
m0user: Not really, as we had not planned on this being two encounters.  Should get some after this
Yin: It's a bit late now though I suppose.
m0user: Oh, the dragon was training, I think
handofevil: Well shit
PwotMoose: But it should still count for something?
PwotMoose: It was in the bar
PwotMoose: but meh, maybe not
Vyrwolf: We got spoils.
CaptainBravo: Hahaha, you guys would hate my current gaming group
Yin: Yeah, least we got white dragon parts.
handofevil: We did?
handofevil: Goddamn it
m0user: Why, Bravo?
CaptainBravo: We meet once a month, for a 6 hour session, which gets us enough xp to take us 1/8 of the way to the next level
handofevil: I didn't get anything though
Vyrwolf: Yeah, remember--Far-Walker cut that bastard right open and collected all the parts for safe keeping.
Yin: Yar, scales, fangs, claws, I soaked a strip of cloth in its blood.
CaptainBravo: It literally takes the better part of a year for one level up
m0user: When I started my family playing, they went to level 9 in two months of playing ever night
CaptainBravo: It's really great for teaching you patience, though
Vyrwolf: It just depends on the DM and how often you can get together.
handofevil: If I could DM, we'd be able to play almost every night
Alouicious: Go get em, Barvo
m0user: I work screwy hours now, so that got shot down
Alouicious: *and if you could kick me a heal that'd be cool*
Slim_BankshotV2: Fingers?
Vyrwolf: In one game I'm in, we're about to close out Year 2 at level 18. In another, we've been at it for six years and are at level 12.
m0user: Yup, it is all the DM's style
m0user: Some hand out Xp and loot like it is candy, others are more stingy
handofevil: I JUST FUCKED UP
SparkyMarky: FORTUNA!
m0user: Dice gods
Alouicious: Critical hits and misses just be flowing like candy
SparkyMarky: I'd love some ordinary numbers
Yin: This whole two turns at a time thing is causing some confusion.
Alouicious: So, I just got a +4 HP boost?
SparkyMarky: Healing surge +4
CaptainBravo: Use one of your surges, and add an additional 4 hp to it
Alouicious: Oh, okay
CaptainBravo: Also, the main mibbit window just crapped out on me
handofevil: Should I use my daily to turn into a panther?
CaptainBravo: Ok, mibbit is a piece of shit, and will not allow me back on the main channel
m0user: All right, it is sleep time for my.  Good night, have fun.
CaptainBravo: Since it's going to be an hour or so before I get a turn anyway, I think I'll just turn in for tonight
Alouicious: It seems you are still logged in somehow
CaptainBravo: Sorry guys, I'll be fresh for next week
CaptainBravo: g'night
Alouicious: night
handofevil: Fortuna is horrible
Yin: So I'm starting to feel like we're kinda screwed.
handofevil: I think we are
handofevil: I have a feeling I'm going to be one of the last ones alive
PwotMoose: I just finished making my Dwarf Viking Barbarian character, so I'm prepared for PC death
SparkyMarky: Thank god I'm still on stage 
Yin: I don't know, that seems a little I forget the word.
Yin: Something like early.
PwotMoose: hasty?
Yin: Yeah that is better then early.
PwotMoose: It definitely is hasty, but better safe than sorry
PwotMoose: OK, THE TURNS ARE RESETTING, IT'S METAL TIME
PwotMoose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ift85e38H3M&feature=related
Alouicious: oh shit the cops are here
handofevil: I was just about to say that
handofevil: CHEESE IT
PwotMoose: Everyone run out the back door
SparkyMarky: IT'S A RAID
handofevil: 1d20-3
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20-3: [20] = 17
handofevil: WOOO
Vyrwolf: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTJU2hz9hF0
Vyrwolf: Here have this
handofevil: Cliff is so fucked
Alouicious: the only time you roll a nat 20 and it doesn't mean a damn thing
handofevil: This is true
Alouicious: All you pony dudes I'm surprised you haven't made note about my name
Alouicious: thought you'd be all over that
handofevil: What about your name?
handofevil: Also, don't let mouser hear you
Alouicious: he isn't here anymore
handofevil: He'll see the logs
Alouicious: true
Alouicious: I actually didn't mean to post that
Alouicious: I hit enter instead of backspace
handofevil: draw
Fortuna: Say please.
Yin: Oh dear.
Igfig: draw please
Fortuna: Igfig drew ENDURING FOCUS (C)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the start of your next turn, allies within 2 squares of you gain a +2 bonus to saving throws.
Igfig: ah, it was a debug line I forgot to take out
Igfig: draw
Fortuna: Say please.
Yin: And so things  continue.
handofevil: draw please
Fortuna: handofevil drew GO FOR IT!! (R)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Choose one enemy adjacent to you. Until the start of your next turn, your allies gain combat advantage with charge attacks against that enemy.
handofevil: HAHA
Igfig: I thought I should wait a bit to show you guys these things
Yin: Dun dun dun.
Igfig: because they add some complexity
Yin: Doesn't seem particularly complicated.
Igfig: considering you guys have to still ask if you can move
Igfig: I think it's complicated enough to leave a bit longer
Yin: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
Sparky_Marky: damn, that sounds cool
handofevil: I just got to the part where I started having rock seizures in my write up
handofevil: This will be fun to describe
Sparky_Marky: "And that's when things became fuzzy"
handofevil: Haha
handofevil: I forgot, what does fingers play?
Yin: Lead guitar.
handofevil: Awesome
handofevil: Rereading this 2nd song has given me the weirdest boner
Igfig: the technical term was "rock epilepsy" hands
Igfig: *, hands
handofevil: Yeah
handofevil: That's what I wrote it as
Sparky_Marky: Llywyn might just have the gayest name for an attack ever
handofevil: that's his/her name
Sparky_Marky: i meant Starblaze
handofevil: But he/she hit cliff
handofevil: Haha
handofevil: Star is odd in the fact that it can either make some incredibly gay or fucking awesome
Vyrwolf: IMMEDIATE INTERUPT reminds me of "YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD"
Yin: Well I'm down.
PwotMoose: me too
Vyrwolf: I'll probably be soon.
Yin: Unconscious party time?
handofevil: Looks like I have to take these assholes on with little or no back up
Yin: Or you could, I don't know, help us back up.
handofevil: I don't have any healing powers
PwotMoose: You can still fight
handofevil: Also: I'm a panther
PwotMoose: Then go maul a big guy
Yin: You can still roll to heal to help people stand back up.  I did that at least once during the dragon fight for you.
handofevil: True
Yin: Yar, problem for you and I though is that it takes a standard action to do so.
Yin: Too bad Fingers left.
handofevil: Guys. Who should I attempt to revive if anyone at all?
Yin: Um, probably Brigs.  Sorcoror, high damage spells, all that good stuff.
handofevil: Alright. I'll shift 2 and get him
PwotMoose: I'm right at 0, so any HP at all will get me back up
Vyrwolf: WOO! Walker survives another round.
PwotMoose: for now
Vyrwolf: He has his surge, and I'm going to pop the Daily on them.
handofevil: GEntlemen. I am now writing the guitar battle from last session
Vyrwolf: Action point next turn.
Vyrwolf: You mean, writing the sheet music, HoE?
Vyrwolf: I can give you the bass part.
Vyrwolf: (I was making it up as we played for funsie)
handofevil: No. I have the logs
handofevil: And I"m talking about the write up that pie was going to do
Yin: We have action points this fight?
handofevil: Yes
Yin: I didn't think we did since we used one up during the dragon fight and I thought we only got them after every two encounters.
Yin: Well, some of us used them anyways.
Yin: Me and Farwalker and Heronius...  not sure if you or Brigs did.
Igfig: you had a huge noncombat encounter last week, guys
Igfig: also, they recharge when you have an extended rest
Igfig: you all have action points
handofevil: Awesome
Yin: Oh, that's handy.  Sorta.
Igfig: lucas and walker, you're on deck
Igfig: prepare to do stuff
handofevil: Alright guys
handofevil: Decision time
handofevil: Thorn strike or Earth shield strike on my turn
handofevil: Thorn strike does this
handofevil: Hit: 1W + STR mod(+5) damage and you pull the target 1 square
PwotMoose: How about you do the thing that heals
handofevil: Shield strike does this
handofevil: 1W + STR Mod and you gain a +1 power bonus to AC until the end of your next turn. 
handofevil: I'm going to use an action point to heal brigs
PwotMoose: then do the second one, defense is important
handofevil: Alright
Yin: Wellm I don't think we need anyone pulled so I agree with doing the second one.
Yin: Draw please Fortuna.
Fortuna: Yin drew COWARD'S BOON (U)
Fortuna: Play at the end of your turn if you did not make an attack on that turn. You gain temporary hit points equal to 3 + one-half your level.
Yin: Wow, that seems like a semi-nice card.
Igfig:  1d20 I am not a heartles shrew
Fortuna: Igfig, I am not a heartles shrew: [15] = 15
Igfig: less
Igfig: your spelling is bad, fortuna
Igfig: shame
handofevil: 1d20 I am a heartless shrew
Fortuna: handofevil, I am a heartless shrew: [1] = 1
Alouicious: She IS heartless
Yin: Wow.
Yin: Which reminds me, Cliff is bloodied currently I think.
Sparky_Marky: Is he?
handofevil: Yes
handofevil: he is
Yin: Yup, that lute person bloodied him with the star thing.
handofevil: Holy shit
handofevil: Fortuna is horrible
Yin: That can't be real.
handofevil: Cliff is defintely bribing fortuna
Yin: With what?
handofevil: The treasure from the dragon's lair
Yin: What could the dwarf bastard have that Fortuna would want?
handofevil: Also the tears of the children
Yin: *hides in my happy place*
Vyrwolf: I think every force in the world has conspired against us winning.
Vyrwolf: It's too bad every force in the world is named Fortuna.
Vyrwolf: Who all is even still alive?
Yin: Um, I think everyone but me and Brigs actually.
Sparky_Marky: 1d20 I hate everyone
Fortuna: Sparky_Marky, I hate everyone: [10] = 10
Sparky_Marky: Meh
Vyrwolf: 1d20 ten or above and you all will perish
Fortuna: Vyrwolf, ten or above and you all will perish: [18] = 18
Sparky_Marky: OH GOD NO
Vyrwolf: I think the DMs might have somthing planned, though.
Sparky_Marky: They have to
handofevil: MASSIVE FAILURE
PwotMoose: Fortuna smiles upon us finally
Igfig: well, you know guys
handofevil: I know nothing
Igfig: I think a lot of you haven't used your encounter powers and stuff
handofevil: I used earth strike
handofevil: And failed
Yin: I did, and I missed with both of them at the same time, int eh first turn, yeaaaah.
handofevil: I'm going to use one this turn
handofevil: Also ig, action points can count for any action correct?
PwotMoose: I've used mine
Yin: When did you use yours?
Yin: Oh wait nah I know what you meant, which is weird cause I knew what you meant the first time but then forgot and confused myself.
Sparky_Marky: Action points give you another turn, basically
handofevil: Why fortuna?
Sparky_Marky: Next game better be crit after crit
Yin: Don't say that, it'll be the enemies doing that.
Yin: HEY HOE!
Yin: Do your dragon breath after helping Brigs back up, then you'll be in a differrent region and I think might be able to get CLiff and the troll at the same time.
Yin: Suppose that depends on the range though.
Yin: Plus then you'd hit both me and Sark, possibly.
handofevil: That's a good idea yin
Vyrwolf: I like how Far's just isolated from everyone else, taking three on at once
Yin: And is actually managing it compared to all of us.
Vyrwolf: They would be dead if Fortuna could roll damage
Vyrwolf: 1d10+2d6+3 ain't nothin to sneeze at
Fortuna: Vyrwolf, ain't nothin to sneeze at: [10, 5, 6] = 24
Yin: Yeah, that was the  most horrifying sight I've seen those damage rolls.
Vyrwolf: GOD DAMMIT FORTUNA WHY DO YOU DO THIS NOW
Sparky_Marky: I'm just standing on the stage taking potshots. Barley helping
Sparky_Marky: Barely
Sparky_Marky: I think Rapid shot might be in order. It's helped before
Yin: Where would you aim it?
Sparky_Marky: who knows
Vyrwolf: Taking out my group of three would be nice, but there may be more pressing matters by the time that happens
handofevil: thorn, are you up?
Yin: I'm down at -3, so I can most likely take a hit.
Yin: What is the max damage?
handofevil: No idea
Yin: Well long as it is less then 11 I should be fine.
handofevil: 9 damage to cliff
handofevil: 3 DAMAGE TO THORN
Yin: Well 3 damage ain't bad at all.
handofevil: HAHAHA nat 1
Yin: -6 with 8 health to spare before insta-death.
Vyrwolf: I like how the first Minions we face are just drunk dudes
handofevil: WOOOOOOOOO
PwotMoose: SHIT, THE COPS ARE HERE
Yin: Oh crap.
Slim_BankshotV2: AW SHIT IT'S THE FUZZ!
Yin: And Cliff will have them on his side easy cause he's a diplomatic dirtbag.
handofevil: Not when they discover those drugs in his pocket
PwotMoose: So am I
Yin: Oooh right.
Yin: And you get to act before Cliff will again.
PwotMoose: Well, balls
Yin: This is seriously the opposite of what we needed.
Alouicious: I don't think I can stay on much longer
handofevil: Sexist asshole
Alouicious: Shit, I need to be off like right now
handofevil: You were arrested
Sparky_Marky: we wake up in jail
Sparky_Marky: that's the next adventure
handofevil: I'm going to enjoy making small penis jokes with this guy
Yin: Wonderful.
handofevil: Gentlemne
handofevil: The writeup is finished
Yin: The first good news of this whole session!  Sorta.
handofevil: I'll upload the file and send it to frozen pie
handofevil: It will probably suck balls
handofevil: WAKE THE FUCK UP
handofevil: Who's still alive and not dying?
Sparky_Marky: me/
Sparky_Marky: ?
Yin: Doo de doo.
PwotMoose: I now have a badass sword
handofevil: Oh shit. That dragonborn is related to me
handofevil: HOLY SHIT HE'S MY DAD
PwotMoose: .... we should have done that too