PwotMoose: Hmmm... is this situation salvageable, or should I just go full Hobbit-Rambo?
handofevil: RAMBO
Yin: I don't think it is going to matter much, they were rather against us from the beginning so even if we hadn't attacked them we'd probably be the only ones jailed.
PwotMoose: True.
PwotMoose: BALLS
PwotMoose: I just realized I moved into my own storm
Yin: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Igfig: doesn't it just move you around?
handofevil: Goddamn it moose
Yin: Won't it not remain since you didn't use your move action to maintain it?
PwotMoose: It does 4 damage to whoever starts their turn in it
PwotMoose: meaning the Orc
handofevil: Ig. I'd like to confront my dad if at all possible
PwotMoose: and me
PwotMoose: Yin, I don't have to sustain until this upcoming turn
Yin: Well you're small, you could try to squeeze into the eye with Drey.
Igfig: I think Slim was going to play him
Igfig: just a bit of a delay here
handofevil: This is going to be very interesting
PwotMoose: Maybe I hide under the shield or something
PwotMoose: wait
Vyrwolf: Far-Walker is totally going to bust you guys out if you all get arrested. 
Yin: I don't suppose anyone could help me stand back up?
PwotMoose: It's thunder and wind and stuff, so maybe I could use the wind to throw me across the room, towards the half-elf?
Igfig: no, never mind
Igfig: I was thinking of a different power
Igfig: this one is just damage
PwotMoose: Yeah
Igfig: hands, you want to confront your dad?  Now is the time.
PwotMoose: It moves you around when you first activate it, but the ongoing effect is just damage
handofevil: Awesome
Slim_titties: So, dudes
Yin: ?
Igfig: drey is confronting her father
PwotMoose: This is the perfect opportunity to leap at the elf and attack him with the sword
Yin: Or someone could help me up, I could try to sneak out with War-Walker.
Yin: Far I mean.
Slim_titties: I am probably gonna leave soon
Yin: Would be a bit hard to bust people out of jail without any training in thievery.
PwotMoose: True, I could leap off the bar and attack *Cliff* with the sword
handofevil: DO IT
PwotMoose: this was all his doing anyway
Sparky_Marky: I could escape with you, my thievery is +4
handofevil: Do it while I'm fighting with my dad
Sparky_Marky: and theres no one near me
Vyrwolf: Yeah, Yin, try to sneak out with Far. Stealth only goes so far.
Yin: Well Far is already out on the balcony I think, I'm in the negatives though so unless someone helps me up I'm gonna be dragged off like a large unconscious gnoll who fails at similes.
PwotMoose: Ig, what's the damage on that sword?
handofevil: Also. Is this going to be a new encounter?
Igfig: it's a longsword, so 1d8
PwotMoose: ok
Yin: I don't suppose we could do this stuff while Drey is distracting the guards?
Igfig: you don't know if it's magic or anything
Yin: Could we?
PwotMoose: exactly the same as my staff, but I'm using the sword anyway, because that's more badass
handofevil: ARCANA CHECK THE SWORD
PwotMoose: NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR CHECKS, JUST GONNA USE IT
Igfig: you could try to do stuff, sure
handofevil: Ig. Is this a new encounter?
PwotMoose: No way
Igfig: Not really, since you haven't rested
handofevil: Damn it
Yin: Hey Sparky heal me quick so we can sneak out.
Sparky_Marky: my heal is +2
Yin: Better then mine, you only need a 10.
Sparky_Marky: heal check on Vin!
Sparky_Marky: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Sparky_Marky, 1d20+2: [2] = 4
Sparky_Marky: FORTUNA
Yin: Well, Fortuna strikes again.
Sparky_Marky: in that case, i want to escape in a flamboyant, errol flynn manner
Sparky_Marky: preferably through a hatch in the roof
Sparky_Marky: acrobatics?
PwotMoose: I'm gonna do an arcana check on the sword
PwotMoose: 1d20+5
Fortuna: PwotMoose, 1d20+5: [5] = 10
Sparky_Marky: 1d20+9 acrobatics
Fortuna: Sparky_Marky, acrobatics: [9] = 18
Igfig: you're not sure, moose
Igfig: takes longer than that to get a good reading
PwotMoose: Ok
PwotMoose: I was right, not enough time
Igfig: and sparky, not enough there
PwotMoose: I have to fight fast, but *bullets too slow*
Sparky_Marky: HUMAN RACIAL BONUS
Sparky_Marky: Does heroic efforts +4 give me enough?
Igfig: uh, yeah I guess
Sparky_Marky: I do that then
Igfig: you jump up to the staircase and escape out to the balcony
Sparky_Marky: Sweet
Yin: And I continue to lay on the ground unconcsious.
Sparky_Marky: I put you in the recovery position before I left
Yin: Okay, so I'm laying on the ground unconscious and in the recovery position then.
Sparky_Marky: Better than nothing
Slim_titties: I'll just be leaving now
Sparky_Marky: If I don't get to shoot a zipline arrow next week I will be very upset
Vyrwolf: And so starts the real game:
Vyrwolf: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Vyrwolf: AW SHIT
PwotMoose: I'm waiting for it to explode
PwotMoose: I can't imagine that our tour bus would be able to destory a castle like this
Sparky_Marky: we wouldn't be a rock band if we did
Sparky_Marky: we'd be kings
handofevil: We aren't already?
handofevil: I makes a break for it