PwotMoose: Ah, I see. I live in Arkansas, so there's not exactly a shortage
SparkyMarky: Goddamn simple lomgbow guns
SparkyMarky: it's a step down for me
Yin: Wouldn't it be more of a step sideways?
Igfig: there will be better later
Yin: If they're the same stats as normal longbows?
SparkyMarky: simple longbow, not military
handofevil: I wish I could've looted the armor :(
SparkyMarky: mine is military
fingers2: Can we plant the swords? I want a sword-tree.
PwotMoose: I didn't think that changed anything, it just makes other people able to use it
fingers2: And whaddya need, Vyr?
SparkyMarky: maybe
SparkyMarky: hmm
Yin: Yeah that's what I thought too.
Waffle: we haven't started yet have we?
Vyrwolf: I know you read MSPA. So are you up-to-date?
Yin: We're just starting.
handofevil: We've finished
SparkyMarky: Good game
handofevil: Everyone, enjoy your 5000 gold
fingers2: Yeah, why?
fingers2: WHOO
Igfig: you can still take the armour--some of it at least-- and the swords, you have no idea if that'd work or not.
Waffle: dangit, that's what I get for time traveling again
handofevil: I'm gonna go get some fucktastic armor
Vyrwolf: Oh my god Scratch
Vyrwolf: And the Flip thing.
fingers2: What kind of armor is it?
Waffle: what is going on?
fingers2: Haha, I like cueball
handofevil: Waffle
handofevil: We battled the leader
handofevil: then looted the vault
fingers2: And thank god for the scratch background, because that white text was THIS CLOSE to pissing me off
SparkyMarky: It was pretty cool
handofevil: We each got 5000 gold
SparkyMarky: I feel sorry for anyone who missed it
Yin: So any difference in stats between my short sword and the alien short sword?
fingers2: So do we just get money and spoils, or is there awesome loot too?
Vyrwolf: I thought my browser was glitching up for a sec when the background changed, because it was late at night
handofevil: I'm wearing laser armor
handofevil: We each got laser stuff fingers
fingers2: How does that even work?
handofevil: I believe you have a lser loot
fingers2: Goddammit, this is seriously pissing me off
Vyrwolf: I dunno. I was tired.
handofevil: laser lute*
fingers2: I make every other session, and you guys always get stuff on the ones that I miss
Igfig: there was not any money that I remember, actually
PwotMoose: He's just messing with you
PwotMoose: we got guns and swords
handofevil: Actually I was messing with waffle
PwotMoose: and the guns are just simple longbows
handofevil: I thought fingers was playing along
PwotMoose: oh
PwotMoose: well, that's me for messing up the joke then
Waffle: don't worry, I haven't believed a thing delf has said in weeks
handofevil: [insert witty comment here]
Vyrwolf: Also, Flip was just plain awesome. I love the way the dialogue was done.
fingers2: Yeah, pretty damned good
fingers2: Dunno that it was "nine days of no updates" good, but pretty clos
fingers2: close*
Vyrwolf: Do you know why there was such a gap in updating, other than convo/animation?
fingers2: Oh man, that totally reminds me, greatest news ever
fingers2: (5 days of convention, 4 days to put it all together)
Vyrwolf: It was because Hussie's disc drive broke, too.
Vyrwolf: A scratched disc.
fingers2: But Kris Straub has started working on F Chords again
fingers2: After like, 5 years of leaving it alone
fingers2: SO STOKED
fingers2: I *love* F Chords
Vyrwolf: Hussie got a scratched disc while making the scratched animation.
fingers2: The fuck is a Gratch?
SparkyMarky: The aliens
Vyrwolf: (Gratch = the aliens)
SparkyMarky: They're terrifying
Yin: The aliens we were picked up by who have hired us to save their planet.
SparkyMarky: But apparently good guys
Yin: Look like howlers.
handofevil: Ig. What parts of the armor can I take?
PwotMoose: Their planet is being oppressed by Elves who hate Rock
PwotMoose: and we have to restore Rock to their world
fingers2: Ig, what kind of loot did you give everyone else? Besides like just dead elven drops?
SparkyMarky: Nothing, really
fingers2: And how big a piss-fit will I have to throw to get some of my own? hahaha
Yin: Nothing but the dead elf drops, some weird long swords, short swords, and rifle things.
Yin: Which were the dead elf drops.
Igfig: you can get maybe one suit off the elves if you go fast and don't mind maybe taking a hand along with it, hands
fingers2: What? Forget that
fingers2: I'd look like a tool
fingers2: I like my leather jacket
handofevil: Oh hell yes
fingers2: Hah, drey
handofevil: Dismembered elf hands add style
fingers2: (So was the fight in the weird goblin castle canon, or not?)
handofevil: What are the stats of this armor?
PwotMoose: I think it's a prequel or something
handofevil: The goblin castle is before all of this
Waffle: I think the castle cocklove is a sort of side adventure
handofevil: It's a prequel yeah
Waffle: or it's before
SparkyMarky: I miss that castle
Igfig: the armour is a bit small for a dragonborn, drey
handofevil: Helmet?
Igfig: the helmet least of all
Waffle: but is it okay for a human?
handofevil: Gauntlets?
handofevil: Leggings?
PwotMoose: Hands, you have a big lizard head
Yin: It was worn by elves, yar.
Igfig: you could strap some of the plates to your limbs and bodies
PwotMoose: an elf helmet isn't going to fit
Igfig: body
handofevil: Yes!
handofevil: I'll do that
fingers2: Screw the plates
Waffle: igfig can I wear the armor?
fingers2: Strap entire dead elves to you
handofevil: How much of an AC bonus do I get
fingers2: Multiple human shields
fingers2: Plus that'd have to help with intimidation rolls
Waffle: elf shields
Igfig: +1 AC-- your full plate is already pretty thick-- and it's pretty awkward this way, so you lose 5 feet of speed
handofevil: Fuck that
Igfig: if you could spend a day or two resizing it, it'd be easier
PwotMoose: 5 feet = 1 square
handofevil: I'll pick it up
Igfig: yeah, sorry
handofevil: And resize it later
Igfig: okay
Yin: Oh dear.
Waffle: Oh my
Igfig: you only move 5 right now already though, so 4 isn't much worse
fingers2: I've got a good feeling about this, guys
Yin: Yeah the hallway is moving with positive vibes.
SparkyMarky: We are inside a sentient spaceshi[
Waffle: delf, where did you get the dirt?
Waffle: We are inside of a space ship
handofevil: That is a good question.
SparkyMarky: Just carries it around
SparkyMarky: you never know when dirt is handy
Waffle: He just carries a jar of dirt around with him
Waffle: sounds useful
handofevil: A better question is how did I make plants grow from floor during the battle
PwotMoose: Am I going to have to do a ritual? We can't have our covergirl being filthy
Yin: Or can we?
SparkyMarky: Yes we ca- OH you mean literally
PwotMoose: because magic
handofevil: If I turn into a panther can I be filthy?
fingers2: This is a sentient spaceship?
fingers2: Well then it's obvious what we must do
Waffle: split up and look for clues?
SparkyMarky: Befriend it
fingers2: Hehehe
PwotMoose: aaaand dinner is ready. Be back later
Waffle: cocks
Waffle: oh hey I forgot, I also have dinner ready up stairs.
SparkyMarky: lame
Yin: So Moose and Igfig are off for dinner and Slim is making a phone call.
Waffle: But I'm okay because I can bring it down to the computer
handofevil: Waffle lives in the basement
Yin: I wonder if that is enough time to go nab a burrito.
handofevil: draw please
Fortuna: handofevil drew GAMBLERS DODGE (C)
Fortuna: Play when you take damage. Roll a d20. On a roll of 10 or higher, you take half the normal damage. On a 9 or lower you take extra damage equal to your level.
SparkyMarky: Ooh
Yin: Well that card isn't too bad, for a lower level character anyways.
fingers2: Ooh, the cards are back in?
handofevil: That would've helped from that 28 damage during the castle thing
Waffle: draw please
Fortuna: Waffle drew MIGHT MAKES RIGHT (U)
Fortuna: Play when you make an intimidate or diplomacy check. You gain a bonus to the check equal to the number of unbloodied allies adjacent to you.
Yin: Yar, though I don't think we're actually using them in the game yet.
handofevil: Also guys
SparkyMarky: 28 damage?
Waffle: oh that's useful
handofevil: Remember fortuna is hungry for souls
handofevil: Igfig	hello fortuna 16:08	Fortuna	Hello. 16:08		Fortuna looks hungry.Igfig	hello fortuna 16:08	Fortuna	Hello. 16:08		Fortuna looks hungry.
Fortuna: Hello.
Fortuna waves.
fingers2: I'm quick draw mcgraw!
fingers2: draw
Fortuna: Say please.
fingers2: draw please
Fortuna: fingers2 drew EYE FOR DANGER (C)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the start of your next turn, being flanked doesn't cause you to grant combat advantage.
Waffle: geez fingers, you may be a cowboy, but you need manners
SparkyMarky: well, since we're all doing it
SparkyMarky: draw please
Fortuna: SparkyMarky drew FULL SPEED AHEAD! (C)
Fortuna: Play when you charge on your turn. You gain combat advantage against the target of the charge attack.
fingers2: I were testing it out
Yin: Draw please.
Fortuna: Yin drew SELF-PRESERVATION (U)
Fortuna: Play when an ally adjacent to you takes damage from a melee attack.    You shift up to 2 squares.
handofevil: Oh waffle
Waffle: ?
handofevil: I had to play for you after you left
Yin: That one is a bit odd.
Waffle: why?
Waffle: AND WHAT DID YOU DO
Yin: Cause you left.
handofevil: We needed your daily to heal someone
Waffle: oh okay
handofevil: After that, your character ran outside the airlock for some reason
handofevil: You need to roll a new one
fingers2: And then we made you jump out an airlock
fingers2: dangit
Waffle: "for some reason"
fingers2: too slow
fingers2: I wanted to be the one to spill the news, HoE!
Waffle: I need to roll a new what?
handofevil: You can still spill the news about what happened after that
fingers2: I dunno what happened after that, I left early, remember?
handofevil: You need to roll a new character
handofevil: IF
handofevil: You hadn't tripped running out
handofevil: Sadly, you tripped and  smashed your face
Waffle: ow
Yin: There may be some scarring, you smashed it pretty good.
fingers2: Guys, how many of you have your instruments with you?
handofevil: Oh god necromorphs
Waffle: so I have a bad ass scar, I am okay with that
Waffle: I have my instrument with me
Waffle: wait shit, I actually might not
handofevil: I have my tits and voice
Waffle: let me check my character sheet
fingers2: It's in the shape of a little heart
Yin: Nah it looks more like someone beat your face in with a frying pan I thought.
SparkyMarky: I don't think any of us do
fingers2: Damn, I'll have to go it alone then
Waffle: yeah I'm not too sure if I have my instrument
handofevil: Figners
Waffle: go what?
handofevil: I'm with you
handofevil: remember
fingers2: The ship is a sentient being, guys
fingers2: Music is the universal language
Waffle: it's like that one thing from that one movie
Yin: You mean the doo doo doo doo doo.
Waffle: yeah
SparkyMarky: The ship isn't actually sentient, by the way
handofevil: I KNEW IT
handofevil: FORTUNA IS HUNGRY FOR SOULS
handofevil: Oh god she's an op too
Yin: I'm hungry for a burrito.
SparkyMarky: My modifier is +5 and i roll a 2
SparkyMarky: godammit
handofevil: HOLY SHIT
Waffle: fingers what are you rolling for?
fingers2: Backup singers, to me!
Waffle: yeah I also made that mistake sparky
handofevil: I'm with you!
Yin: Performance, he wants to sing to the ship.
Waffle: holy crap
Waffle: delf you suck
handofevil: Fortuna hates me
handofevil: Hates me so goddamn much
Waffle: fortuna forgave me for last session
Yin: Which reminds me I still have to trade out my perform for some background trait.
handofevil: Haha
Waffle: is.. is he hitting on the ship?
handofevil: Shut upw affle
handofevil: He's doing art
handofevil: badass art
SparkyMarky: Such a shame the ship can't hear this
handofevil: We're in an orgy
Waffle: this is going to turn into the scene in the garbage room from star wars
handofevil: 3PO
handofevil: OH WHERE COULD HE BE
PwotMoose: I'M BACK
PwotMoose: What'd I miss?
handofevil: Fingers beingh badass
handofevil: The ship being sentient
handofevil: and waffle succeeding at something
handofevil: Haha.
Waffle: bah
Yin: Succeeding at being a landing cushion, very handy.
PwotMoose: ok
Waffle: well I am pretty fat, it would be useful
PwotMoose: so I'm guessing that I fell?
handofevil: Igfig. You have missed so much badass
Yin: Yup you fell too.
Waffle: delf pull out your infinite torch
Igfig: I just read over it
SparkyMarky: Is the ship actually sentient? because I remember it didn't used to be
Yin: I don't think we know.
fingers2: brb, restroom
Yin: It might be, it might not be.
Igfig: It is not sentient, no
handofevil: He ig. Are you caught up?
Igfig: well
handofevil: You need to tell slim
SparkyMarky: Yeah, powered by magic
Igfig: it's not organic or an ai
Igfig: and the ship itself is not sentient
Igfig: I am caught up
Igfig: what do I need to tell?
handofevil: Slim. But he's moving on anyway
handofevil: ACTION TIME BITCHES
fingers2: Ok, ig, question
fingers2: The ship may not be living, or an AI
fingers2: but does it still have a soul?
fingers2: Talking, deep introspective shit here
SparkyMarky: All things have a soul, maaaaaaaan
handofevil: Ugh
handofevil: Fortuna is killing me
Waffle: delf is having a REALLY bad day with rolling
Yin: Yikes.
handofevil: MOOSE
handofevil: See if you can restart the lights with magic
fingers2: Those lights are not coming back on
handofevil: ever
PwotMoose: welp
handofevil: HOLY MOTHER FUCK
Waffle: HAHAHAHAAHA
fingers2: Hahaha, brigs
PwotMoose: I'm not some learned wizard guy, I'm a sheepherder who can make electricity
handofevil: Ig. Are you SURE that fortuna isn't sentient
SparkyMarky: It really does seem to hate you
handofevil: :'(
handofevil: OH GOD GUYS SPACE DRAGON
SparkyMarky: Anyone have a better thievery than +10?
fingers2: When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
fingers2: No, but we could do skill assists
fingers2: Whoever has the best thievary lead, and anyone with +1 or better assist
Waffle: What is that?
fingers2: I've got +3 to thievery
handofevil: Who's up for going down the dark hallway with scorch marks?
Waffle: Me
handofevil: Alright, come join me
Yin: I have +10 thievery too.
Waffle: Okay
fingers2: Wait, what did we need thievery for?
Yin: I don't know.
SparkyMarky: oh, never mind, the panel was unlocked
Igfig: to open the hatch
Igfig: it wasn't locked, but it needed some jimmying
fingers2: Hahahahahaha, the power of rock prevails again
SparkyMarky: Wiggle and lift
fingers2: I was just kidding around with playing rock at things, totally didn't expect it to work.
SparkyMarky: You need to save these rolls, you just know we're gonna have a fight where you can't do better than a 9
PwotMoose: we're splitting up
PwotMoose: this sounds fun
fingers2: Urge to play rock at the scorch marks, rising...
Yin: Oh I bet I know what the scorch marks are.
Waffle: what?
Yin: Laser fire from fighting with other elven boarding parties.
Waffle: laser blasts from the- yeah
PwotMoose: So who besides me and Hero are staying at the panel?
Yin: I doubt the one we fought was the only one considering how large that ship attacking us is.
Yin: Um, I guess I got off of Wilco but I think I'm still in the room we fell in.
Igfig: alright, so: the hallway
Waffle: We are a the T junction right?
Waffle: at*
Igfig: yeah
handofevil: Yeah
Waffle: Okay, do we go right or left?
handofevil: I'm the only one with a light source
Waffle: I vote for right, it seems like the... RIGHT, thing to do
handofevil: Why so pun
Waffle: Well you have the light, where are you going to go?
handofevil: Ig. Where do the scorch marks lead?
Igfig: to the left, there are a few small doors, and then a heavy blast door closing of the passage
Waffle: I'm not getting separated from the light unless by force
fingers2: Ig, I wanna run something by you, lemme know what you think
handofevil: Is it closing, or CLOSED?
Igfig: closed
SparkyMarky: Looking for an Indiana Jones moment?
Waffle: yes!
fingers2: Can I play one loud note, then stop, and use the echoes from the hallways to tell how far each one stretches?
fingers2: Or, as I like to call it, Rockolocation?
Igfig: it bears some huge scorch marks on it, and it looks a little melted in places even
handofevil: I put on some storm trooper armor and run at the door yelling "Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
Igfig: no answer
handofevil: What about the small doors?
handofevil: Any scorch marks there?
Igfig: to the right, a few more small doors, some bloodstains, and the passage turns left
Igfig: there are scorch marks ont he walls and doors too, yes.
handofevil: Do any of the small doors open?
Igfig: one of the doors has a long smear of half-dried Gratch goo along it
Igfig: and yes, some of them seem to open
Igfig: this one appears to be the head
fingers2: Sweet, I open the closest door with scorch marks and/or bloodstains on it
Igfig: which is I believe the nautical term for the bathroom
handofevil: Should we do a quick check on the rooms guys?
handofevil: And yes it is ig
Waffle: Yeah
Igfig: most of the others are closets
Waffle: Wait
handofevil: Alright. Quick check on the rooms for anything interesting
Igfig: one moment, brb
Waffle: Perception check on the bathroom door, to see if there is anything, or anyone in there
fingers2: I search a closet 1d20+2 perception
fingers2: 1d20+2 perception
Fortuna: fingers2, perception: [18] = 20
Waffle: ad20
Waffle: 1d20
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20: [18] = 18
Igfig: back
handofevil: 1d20+7 perception on quick searches
Fortuna: handofevil, perception on quick searches: [7] = 14
fingers2: welcome back
handofevil: :(
Igfig: it's full of Gratch goo
Igfig: all over the place
Waffle: the closet or the bathroom
Igfig: smells pretty bad
fingers2: What's full of gratch goo?
Igfig: the bathroom
Igfig: the closet is just cleaning supplies
Waffle: can I see anything in the goo?
handofevil: "I don't recommend touching that goo"
Igfig: not really, no
fingers2: Are the cleaning supplies marked in anything we can read? Or, are they at least, discernable as normal supplies?
Waffle: okay I ignore the room for now then
Igfig: the mops are familiar
fingers2: Or are they some kind of space-oxi clean?
handofevil: Alright. You mentioned blood stains. Do those lead anywhere?
Igfig: there are some bottles of coloured liquids, but you don't know what
fingers2: I swirl a mop at some of the gratch goo in the bathroom
Waffle: I take one, just in case we need it later
Igfig: they lead down the right fork and around the corner
fingers2: And pour some of whatever is reddest on it
handofevil: Alright
fingers2: (Red means clean!)
handofevil: Guys. Let's follow the blood
Igfig: the mop was already pretty gooey
Igfig: but you goo it harder
Igfig: and then red it
Igfig: it's... red now.
handofevil: Goo Hard 2: Goo harder
SparkyMarky: The gooening
fingers2: Fuck yes, I now have a gooey, red, cleaning mop
fingers2: I'm gonna take it with me
PwotMoose: Goo 2: Electric Googaloo
Igfig: around the corner, the walls become windows
Waffle: I have a bottle full of goo with me
fingers2: I thought you took a bottle of random cleaning stuff>?
Waffle: I look out the windows, to see if I can see anything of the elves ship
Waffle: 1d20
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20: [14] = 14
Waffle: yes
handofevil sees the space core
Waffle: we don't know if it isn't goo
Igfig: one window looks outwards, where you can see a number of flitters
Igfig: the main ship is ont he other side though you think
Waffle:  shit! The elves are still here!
Igfig: the other wall looks onto a large room
handofevil: Where does the blood leade?
fingers2: I use the goo mop to paint a big red "X" on one of the windows
fingers2: And say "We better get the hell out, guys!"
Waffle: "Draw a cock!"
Igfig: the large room is dark, but you can see something white, about the size of a bus, inside
handofevil: "We're not leaving till you draw a penis"
Waffle: Drey go check what's in that room, you're the one with the torch
Igfig: the blood goes a bit further and ends at a corpse
handofevil: Alright. I'll leave you two in the dark while I check the room
handofevil: WAIT
fingers2: I give in to peer pressure, and draw a veiny red dong on the other window
Igfig: elven corpse
Waffle: A CORPSE?
handofevil: Perception check on the corpse
handofevil: 1d20+7
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20+7: [12] = 19
fingers2: Then follow igfig
Waffle: Can I loot it?
Igfig: fairly well-bled
Igfig: you can grab the gun and stuff, sure
Igfig: armor takes longer
fingers2: I swirl the goo mop at the bloodstain.
Waffle: I take the armor
handofevil: Do I notice anything out of place on the corpse?
Igfig: not really
handofevil: Alright then
handofevil: Into the large room
Waffle: what is the armor's AC?
Igfig: there are a bunch of footprints in the blood, leading further down the hallway
handofevil: Quick check in the large room
fingers2: What kind of footprints
Igfig: not much, and it'd take a while to change
handofevil: And what type o- yeah
fingers2: Elven, Gratch, or SURPRISE
Igfig: probably elven
Waffle: alright then leave it
Igfig: moving quickly
handofevil: Elven, Grach, or SPACE DRAGON
Waffle: I'll take the gun
Igfig: you don't see any way into the big room from here
fingers2: Gentleman, we have a traitor
Waffle: What is the gun's stats?
Igfig: longbow, bascally
handofevil: Simple longbow waffle
handofevil: Alright, let's follow the footsteps
Igfig: although there appears to be a good-sized door in the wall on the far side of the room
Waffle: Alright I'll leave it behind and follow drey
fingers2: Wait a sec, dudes
fingers2: Did we investigate this big-ass white thing?
fingers2: Because, I'm kind of wondering what this bigass white thing is
handofevil: I don't think we can get in
Waffle: No, you're right let's check it
Waffle: where is the big ass white thing?
fingers2: 1d20+2 perception check
Fortuna: fingers2, perception check: [12] = 14
Igfig: it's like a rectangle, tapered at the ends
handofevil: We're not able to get to it are we?
Igfig: well, sort of an oblong rectangle
fingers2: Is it a smooth surface?
Igfig: yeah
fingers2: Or are there protusions? Markings? A door?
handofevil: A face?
Igfig: the front top section is black and shiny, and there ar e more black squares along the sides
Waffle: I don't think there is much we can do with this
Igfig: looks like there's maybe an entrance at the back end
fingers2: Oh ye of little faith
Waffle: Hah
fingers2: It's Fingers time to shine
handofevil: Let's enter through the rear
Waffle: Delf how long have you been waiting to say that?>
handofevil: Hey guys
handofevil: Hero just activated the lights
fingers2: 1d20+10 perform Door Rock Extravaganza
Fortuna: fingers2, perform Door Rock Extravaganza: [15] = 25
Waffle: oh cool
Igfig: ooh
fingers2: Do the lights flicker on before, or after I start to play?
Waffle: fingers what skill are you rolling for those?
handofevil: And GladOs is talking
fingers2: Perform
Igfig: pretty much exactly the same time
fingers2: I'm basically playing rock at anything and everything
Igfig: the lights come on in the room
fingers2: And this time, I am totally going to say that it works and take full credit for it
Igfig: and it looks like...
Igfig: basically it's a hangar
handofevil: SHOTGUN
Waffle: Are there any ships?
Igfig: the big white thing?
Waffle: OH
handofevil: "Guys
Waffle: I get in to the driver's seat
handofevil: "Let's steal a fucking space ship"
Waffle: "Way ahead of you"
Igfig: diagonally across the room, through the glass, you see movement
Igfig: also, you aren't in the room
handofevil: CAR BOMB
Waffle: "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
Waffle: Oh
Waffle: Let's go into the room then
Igfig: you're looking in through the windows
fingers2: I rock even harder, now that there's an audience
Igfig: there is a door around the other side
Igfig: behind the blast doors, you think
Waffle: drey no need for the torch now
handofevil: This is true
fingers2: "Let's take this gig on tour, guys!"
handofevil: I put the torch away
handofevil: Guys
handofevil: Look in the other chat
Waffle: I'm a little confused of the shape of the area we are in
handofevil: Glados is running the ship
handofevil: Fuckfuckfuck\
Waffle: I know
Waffle: wait... FUCK
Igfig: there are a bunch of figures coming around the windowed hallway
fingers2: Now, you guys know how to seperate what you know from what your character knows, right?
handofevil: Yeah
Igfig: further toward the fore end
fingers2: Because if you can't handle that, don't be reading stuff "you" wouldn't know
Waffle: Insight check to sense intentions
Igfig: you can hear feet moving
Waffle: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+5: [3] = 8
Waffle: fuck
handofevil: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE down the hallway
Waffle: DREY WAIT THEY MAY BE GRATCH
Igfig: you charge
Igfig: they are not gratch
Waffle: THEN I CHARGE TOO
Igfig: they are quite a lot of elves
Waffle: err
Waffle: maybe we shouldn't charge
Igfig: bout ten
fingers2: "Hello new friends!"
handofevil: You guys don't know this yet remember
fingers2: "Are you here to have your minds blown?"
handofevil: I'm the only one who charged
Waffle: I whisper "Maybe we can convince them we were kidnapped by the gratch, and are allies"
Igfig: they raise their guns
Waffle: WAIT
Waffle: time for all this charisma to go to use
Waffle: "Wait! We are not enemies"
Waffle: 1d20+9 bluff
Fortuna: Waffle, bluff: [15] = 24
Heronius_XVI: "Uh, Hello?"
Igfig: oh, uh, wow waffle
handofevil: Suddenly you hear hero's voice out of nowhere:"Uh. Hello?"
Igfig: they actually stop
Waffle: Yeesssss
Igfig: hands, why the fuck are you red
fingers2: I accidentally swabbed him with the mop?
handofevil: Hero is talking on the intercom
Igfig: heh
Igfig: yes, he is
Waffle: He was just telling us what happened in the other chat
Igfig: One of the elves growls something in elvish
fingers2: Ok, so wait
Igfig: (any of you speak it?)
fingers2: Uno momento, por favor
handofevil: I speak common and draconic
Waffle: Uhh ig
fingers2: Where are we all?
Waffle: I never set my extra language at the begining
Waffle: would it be unfair if I set it to elvish right now?
fingers2: I assume the elves are within some set of range to us all, since Waffle is able to bluff them?
Igfig: in a hallway overlooking a hangar
fingers2: (Also, I didn't know that extra languages were even a thing in this campaign, I didn't set any either?)
Igfig: they're within charge range, more or less
handofevil: Yes fingers
fingers2: Excellent
Waffle: I think human can set it, I don't know
Igfig: go ahead wafle
fingers2: Since he's got them to stop, and talk
handofevil: But wait, we may be able to get out of this and live
Waffle: Okay, I choose elvish as my second language
SparkyMarky: Dammit, I speak Elven and I'm not there
fingers2: Oh, nevermind, I'll wait
handofevil: And don't play any rock. They hate it
fingers2: Go for it, Waffle.
Igfig: intercom:	Brigsby: "NO"
Waffle: Igfig what did he say?
Igfig: intercom: 	"We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives; every July, peas grow there..."
Waffle: igfig, they can't use the intercom, there is not enough power
handofevil: Actually intercom is powered down now
Igfig: the elf says, "Stand down then"
Igfig: yeah, it is now
handofevil lays his weapon on the ground slowly
handofevil: her*
fingers2: [whisper] "What are they saying, Waffle?"
Waffle: [whisper] "they want us to stand down, I think it best that we do for now"
fingers2: (Great job understanding a language you don't know there, HoE)
handofevil: I forgot he was speaking in elvish.Sory
handofevil: sorry*
Igfig: 'Drop your weapons.'
Waffle: I unbelt my sword and sheath, and lay it on the ground
Igfig: you all do that, then?
fingers2: I, reluctantly, place my mop on the floor.
handofevil: Yeah
Igfig: he motions to them, and they march past you and around the corner
Slim_titties: Also, guys
Slim_titties: Alarms are blaring as the others just opened the radioactive fule cell compartment
handofevil: Ah shit
Waffle: Those fucking... okay
Igfig: "Be gone from here," the elf says.  "There are dangerous artifacts in that vessel."
handofevil: Also, 10 elves are headed for your party slim
Waffle: "Do you know a way that we can leave this ship?"
SparkyMarky: We're about to be shut ina radioactive room, good luck to them
fingers2: Ig, if I whisper something to waffle, can I type in here and have it be assumed he's translating it for me?
handofevil: [whisper]"The fuck is he saying?"
Waffle: Let's just assume I am automatically translating what they say
fingers2: "Don't worry about us, Sir."
fingers2: I pick up my mop, and salute with it
fingers2: "Cleaning up dangerous things is our specialty"
Igfig: "No. Try the boarders, further aft."
Waffle: (( which direction is the aft? ))
Igfig: back the way you came
handofevil: "Alright thanks"
Waffle: "Okay"
Igfig: and then he's around the corner
fingers2: So now, there are no elves here?
Waffle: I pick up my weapon and walk back the way we came
Igfig: yup
Igfig: well, the corpse
fingers2: And which way did they go? Further ahead, or into the hanger?
handofevil: Let's go into the hanger
Waffle: They just gave us the way out of this death trap!
Waffle: It would be stupid to ignore that
fingers2: "Phew, good save, dudes. Let's try and get this white thing opened.
Igfig: you hear them stop moving pretty soon, and then the sound of somethign mechanical
Igfig: are you peeking around the corner?
fingers2: I'm not
Waffle: any of us have good sneak?
Waffle: stealth*
fingers2: +3
Waffle: okay go peek around the corner, tell us what you see
Igfig: they've opened the blast door
Igfig: and are going through
Waffle: It leads to the hangar right?
Igfig: you think so, yes
Waffle: "What do you guys think? If we follow them, they might find it suspicious"
fingers2: Well, I think there is a BIGASS WHITE THING back there that looks RAD AS HELL
fingers2: That we have yet to even attempt to check out
Waffle: "And we can assume it's a ship"
Igfig: you hear some shots ring out
Waffle: "THEN THEY WILL BE TAKING IT AND LEAVING US HERE! FUCK"
fingers2: (Plus, it's better to wait until they're farther away)
Igfig: from around that way
fingers2: Whoa, hold up
fingers2: Rock and roll senses.... tingling....
Waffle: This is the worst time
fingers2: Someone needs our help!
Waffle: They banned rock remember?
Waffle: Then they would kill us
Igfig: the shots continue
fingers2: To me, lads!
handofevil: "My ears are flopping! My ears of flopping!"
Waffle: Let's go see what is going on
Igfig: and then peter off
Waffle: Delf, no ponies in DnD!
fingers2: Full steam ahead!
handofevil: This isn't about ponies
Waffle: No! Go slow, we don't want to get caught
Igfig: group stealth check
Waffle: 1d20
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20: [2] = 2
Waffle: fuck
handofevil: 1d20-2
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20-2: [11] = 9
fingers2: Waffle, shut up, you are dumb
fingers2: We don't want to get there before the fighting's done
handofevil: Waffle trips over himself and yells out
handofevil: The elves turn around and shoot us
fingers2: We want to rush in mid-battle, heroically
Waffle: What if there isn't a battle at all?
handofevil: ....
handofevil: I punch waffle
fingers2: Oh, yeah, they could just be shooting blanks at each other for shits and giggles
Igfig: guys, in a group check you all roll
Igfig: but in any case
Waffle: Okay it's unlikely, but still
fingers2: 1d20+3
Fortuna: fingers2, 1d20+3: [5] = 8
Igfig: through the door, around the corner
Igfig: is a room
Igfig: window overlooking the hangar
fingers2: Yeah, guys
Waffle: What do we see?
handofevil: Is this the window with the giant red dick on it?
Igfig: bunch of tables and consoles overturned for cover
fingers2: I think the reason we all failed our stealth check just *might* be because as we were running
Igfig: dead and dying gratch
Waffle: Are there any left alive?
fingers2: I was shouting out "HOLD ON, FRIENDS! HELP IS ON THE WAY!"
handofevil: "Fingers. Another window needs a giant red dick on it."
Igfig: couple dead elves, more are going down a stairway at the far side
Waffle: I mean, are there any left fit to fight
Igfig: of the gratch
Igfig: the one in the best shape
Igfig: is the one who's lying on his back, bleeding, with the elf leader's gun pointed at his face
Waffle: hmmm
Igfig: they both look up as you enter
fingers2: Quick, guys, strike the pose!
fingers2: http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/07/17/cal2_gallery__470x329,0.jpg
handofevil: "Is this the bathroom?"
Waffle: I could use Eldritch Bolt
fingers2: Waffle, you get left
fingers2: HoE, you get right
fingers2: And I'll stand in the middle, proudly holding up my mop.
Igfig: the elf snaps "Get out!  I told you, this is none of your business."
Waffle: How many elves are in the room?
Igfig: and... bluff check on the gratch's part
Igfig:  1d20+6 bluff
Fortuna: Igfig, bluff: [18] = 24
fingers2: Wow, gratch have nice bluff
Waffle: fuckin gratch
Igfig: just lucky, that one
handofevil: What does he say?
Igfig: recognizes you, but doesn't give you away
Igfig: nothing
fingers2: Hold up
Igfig: there's the leader, and three more still up here
fingers2: 1d20+10 bluff
Fortuna: fingers2, bluff: [1] = 11
Waffle: [whisper] I say we fight
Igfig: the rest are going down the stairs
fingers2: Fuuuuck
handofevil: "We're just looking for a ship to get off this ship"
Igfig: what are you bluffing?
handofevil: "Just let us be on our way, this is none of our business"
fingers2: I *was* going to bluff and say that we were here to take one of the dying gratch prisoners
Igfig: "Not. This. One!"  he almost shouts.
fingers2: But that's a crit fail. And that's not a good thing
Igfig: yeah, it's still coming
fingers2: (Perhaps the mop was a poor choice)
fingers2: What's still coming?
Igfig: "What are you even doing here?  Why are you on this ship?  Don't you know there are... /rockers/?"
Igfig: "...Wait.'
Waffle: "We are mercenaries hired for the elven armada"
handofevil: "Oh god not rockers!"
Waffle: 1d20+9 bluff
Fortuna: Waffle, bluff: [13] = 22
Igfig: uhm
Igfig: this is actually hard to adjudicate
fingers2: [whisper] Waffle, tell them that we're an elite anti-rocker squad
Igfig: he was about to totally make the connnection
Waffle: [whisper] "I'm sort of working towards that"
Igfig: and then you had to go and roll another good bluff
Igfig: hmm
Igfig: "No you aren'
Igfig: t.  I would know."
fingers2: [whisper] I learned a couple of classical pieces early on in my guitar training
handofevil: "Yes we are."
Waffle: "We were hired just before the battle"
Igfig: "Who are you.  Tell me.  Now.  No more lies."
fingers2: [whisper] NOW, WAFFLE!
Waffle: "SERVANTS OF THE ROCK!!!"
Waffle: I use Eldritch Bolt
Igfig: :)
handofevil: YESYESYES
fingers2: I fling the mop at his face
Waffle: 1d10+4
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d10+4: [6] = 10
Igfig: attack roll, sir
Igfig: no
Igfig: that is a damage roll
Waffle: Hit: 1d10 + Charisma modifier
handofevil: I think the others are about to join us
SparkyMarky: It's a mop, a 1d10 is appropriate
Igfig: that is what you roll if you hit, waffle.
fingers2: Not the mop
Waffle: oh right
Waffle: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+7: [7] = 14
fingers2: Waffle's rolling eldritch bold
fingers2: vs what, Waffle?
Waffle: Ref
Igfig: one moment, grabbing his stats
Waffle: oh wait
Waffle: it's actually 1d20+10
Waffle: charisma mod is added to the roll
Igfig: wait, looks like everyone is coming
Waffle: wait fuck, +11
handofevil: Yeah
Igfig: I think I should draw a map for this
handofevil: They're here
Igfig: also waffle, no it is not +11
Waffle: (I forgot it's 4 because of the level ep)
Igfig: that's ridiculous
SparkyMarky: I leap in, Errol Flynn style
SparkyMarky: "Ah ha!"
Waffle: I must be reading it wrong
handofevil: Alright guys. Too the other room
Igfig: okay, back to the other chat
fingers2: Cool
fingers2: Link me your character sheet please, Waffle?
Waffle: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8458
Waffle: I might have to use heroic effort if this misses, I want this to hit so badly
Slim_titties: Everyone trundle on to the other chat
handofevil: Yeah. This is OCC chat again
Yin: Doo de doo, chatting in the chat.
handofevil: Chat hard 2: Chat harder
SparkyMarky: Chat Hard 3: The Chattening
Waffle: delf what class are you?
Yin: Warden.
handofevil: Warden
handofevil: Earth warden
Waffle: what?
Waffle: I mean like, cavalier, wizard, rogue, theif
Yin: He is an Earth Warden.
handofevil: Warden
Waffle: umm
Waffle: What is that?
handofevil: Basiclly an earthbender
Waffle: fuck
Waffle: yes
handofevil: Except I can earth bend without earth
handofevil: As demonstrated last battle
Waffle: with the flowers?
Yin: Yup, suddenly, plants.
SparkyMarky: hey, that's my thing
SparkyMarky: Making plants I mean
handofevil: Well mine are tall and can shield us
Yin: Wow, that is the second time I've rolled a 1 for initiative.
SparkyMarky: Same
SparkyMarky: Urgh
SparkyMarky: And initiative is supposed to be our thing
handofevil: second time I'm last
Yin: Yeah, I have improved initiative and everything.
Yin: Well, maybe not everything, but I probably will eventually.
handofevil: Guys, let's hit the elf commander first
Waffle: I'm working on that
Yin: I think it is a good time for round 2 of my Scorpion emulation attempt.
Yin: I wonder if people would get attacks of opportunity on an enemy being dragged along the floor.
SparkyMarky: And to throw a table at someone
Yin: I don't think there are any tables handy here though.
Yin: I could try beating an elf to death with that leg I'm carrying.
Waffle: delf is there any way you can earth bend to block the door?
Waffle: So that the other elves can't enter the battle
SparkyMarky: That room is full of overturned tables
Yin: Oh right it is, he said that, right, forgot about that.
handofevil: Yeah
Waffle: Alright you should do that
handofevil: Alright guys. Let's hit the elf commander during the surprise round
Heronius_XVI: I can conjure a harmless wall of flame that might trick them for a while
SparkyMarky: They all take a minute and go "ooooh"
fingers2: What should I roll for "FLAMING MOP OF JUSTICE THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW", Igfig?
fingers2: (That's the name of that attack, although the mop isn't actually on fire)
Yin: Probably a 1d20+dex mod.
SparkyMarky: That is an embarrassing set of Init. rolls
Yin: That's what it's been for my improvised weapon throws.
handofevil: FUCK ALL THE FUCKS
Yin: Crap, all their gunners go first, and their leader goes RIGHT BEFORE i GO that is annoying, means I won't have combat advantage.
handofevil: Me, waffle, and bravo are going to attempt to do some damage to the leader in the surprise round
captainBravo: This is not *just* a mop, you philistine
Waffle: it's a mop covered in red goo or paint
captainBravo: This is a finely-honed, one of a kind cleaning/owning instrument
captainBravo: Note the workmanship of the handle
captainBravo: The care put into the scrubbing fibers
captainBravo: And the sickening combination of gratch goo, elven blood, and some kind of red cleaning chemical on the end
Yin: And not only it is finely honed, but well cared for, with minimal signs of wear.
captainBravo: This is the mop to end all mop
captainBravo: Chekov's mop
handofevil: It also was used to draw a giant red penis on the window
captainBravo: The mop... *of DESTINY*
handofevil: So there's that
Waffle: so it has +5 cock power
handofevil: Haha. Ig was talking about joke items a few days ago in minecraft
handofevil: That could totally be one
captainBravo: Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist
handofevil: 14 DAMAGE NICE
captainBravo: Woof, nice roll
PwotMoose: Kirby swarm
Yin: Huzzah!
SparkyMarky: Very Tobias
Yin: ?
SparkyMarky: Tobias Funke?
Yin: ?
Waffle: That was an awesome first turn
SparkyMarky: We need to kill the shit out of that commander
Waffle: we need to save that gratch
Igfig: Bravo, be ready to do your thing
captainBravo: Oh, I'm ready
Igfig: it'll be highest ability score vs. Reflex
Igfig:  1d6+ability damage
Igfig: + somethign speical
captainBravo: highest ability score? Explain, please
Waffle: delf cast some kind of magic
handofevil: I have no magic
Waffle: earth bending I mean
captainBravo: Oh, so like 1d6+ stat modifier?
Waffle: do you have any ranged?
handofevil: Nope
handofevil: melee only for at wills
Waffle: okay6
Waffle: what about encounter
Waffle: ?
handofevil: And I'm not going to use my encounters for one person
Waffle: I did
Heronius_XVI: He is the captain
Waffle: unless yours hit multiple people, and yeah he is the leader
SparkyMarky: I'm using my encounter if he's alive by my turn
Waffle: knock him out and their morale will be down, and they won't be as organized
Yin: I think you should charge him.
Igfig: bravo, i just meant you use your cha to attack
handofevil: My encounters are area of affect waffle
Waffle: okay that is going into the things you misread that were better that way thread
Waffle: "Bravo, i just meant you use your dick to attack"
PwotMoose: Hands, it's ranged basic
handofevil: My dex mod is 0. Should I charge or shoot?
Waffle: charge
PwotMoose: charge
Heronius_XVI: charge
Yin: Charge.
Waffle: there is no way you would beat the ac
PwotMoose: charge
PwotMoose: He's quick on his feet, so best to target anything other than Reflex
Waffle: Who's going to write the blog post for this session?
Heronius_XVI: Who is writing the last two
handofevil: 13 DAMAGE WOO
Vyrwolf: Woo!
Waffle: wait have the last two been written yet?
Waffle: How many have been written?
handofevil: No
SparkyMarky: Fortuna finally gave you a break
Heronius_XVI: Just the first session by HoE
Waffle: commander is nearly dead!
Waffle: We've done 25 damage
Heronius_XVI: With massive grammar errors that I didn't edit.
Waffle: IT'S ALL UP TO YOU BRAVO
handofevil: Yes
Yin: He isn't bloodied, he isn't nearly dead Waffle.
handofevil: I have horrible writing
Waffle: oh, I thought he was bloodied
Yin: Nope, no such luck.
Waffle: heh
Waffle: hey delf remember that cleaning liquid I grabbed out of the cloest?
Waffle: closet*
Waffle: I'm going to fling it in an enemies face
handofevil: Oh god what happened
Waffle: bravo failed
Yin: Fingers didn't hit with the mop.
handofevil: It flew out the window and broke the space ship
PwotMoose: just wait until that Mopicarp gets to level 25
SparkyMarky: Gyramop
Yin: I thought they evolved at 20?
PwotMoose: Mopyados
Waffle: fuck, here comes the gunners
Waffle: god our init sucks
Yin: Well hey, least the gratch goes before the commander.
handofevil: We did some pretty good damage to the commander
Waffle: Indeed
handofevil: And now I'm right beside him and the gunners
handofevil: FUUUUUUU
Yin: Plus it isn't our fault the gunners rolled a 20 on iniative.
Waffle: yes it is
Yin: Well, if you really want to take the blame Waffle.
Waffle: I insulted fortuna remember?
handofevil: We are all the fucked guys
captainBravo: All that effort talking about that damned mop, and I couldn't do the one thing I wanted to since I grabbed it. http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/negativeman-55f.png
handofevil: 10 elves guys
Yin: Maybe you can pick it up to try again?
captainBravo: 8 elves
Waffle: you should have added my cleaning solution
captainBravo: two are dead
captainBravo: And it has cleaning solution on it, dickass
Waffle: I have a whole bottle
handofevil: Wait
Waffle: we could have added more
handofevil: When did they die?
captainBravo: Check the description
captainBravo: We entered the room
Yin: I count 10 on the map.
captainBravo: full of dead and dying gratch
captainBravo: and a couple of downed elven soldiers
Waffle: GRATCH
Waffle: not elves
Waffle: oh you're right
captainBravo: Um, igfig?
handofevil: Yeah. But 10 elves on the map
captainBravo: Yeah, I think ig might have made a mistake
Waffle: the elves should be hurt, they were just in a battle
Igfig: they are
captainBravo: What about the couple of dead elves you described when we entered the room, igfig?
SparkyMarky: Unless they're that awesome
captainBravo: Nevermind, I see
Waffle: fuck, already down at 22 health
captainBravo: Hahaha
Waffle: I have a healing  potion
Waffle: but I'm saving that for when it is desperatly needed
Heronius_XVI: range 10 is 2 regions right?
Igfig:  4
Heronius_XVI: lovely
PwotMoose: I thought 5?
Igfig: oh, you're right
PwotMoose: each region is 2 squares?
Igfig: dead elves
Igfig:  2
Igfig: thank you
Igfig: each region is 2.5 squares
PwotMoose: ah
Igfig: ok, there
Igfig: hwo is up next?
Yin: And Moose's turn.
handofevil: Oh hell yes guys just a few more hours until witcher 2 is out
Waffle: fuck yes
SparkyMarky: LA Noire, too
Waffle: double fuck yes
handofevil: WOOOOO
handofevil: FATE CARDS
Yin: Yay!
Yin: Ah, so it is use it or lose it.
Yin: Sorta kinda.
handofevil: Oh god
Waffle: guys try not to attack vs reflex
Yin: I only have stabby ac attacks anyways.
PwotMoose: Yeah, I forgot then
PwotMoose: it wouldn't have hit anyway
Waffle: slim am I going here?
Slim_titties: I guess so
Waffle: draw please
Fortuna: Waffle drew NOT IN THE FACE! (U)
Fortuna: Play when an enemy attacks you with combat advantage. You do not grant combat advantage for that attack.
Waffle: mmkay
Waffle: charge at the commander for regular attac
Waffle: 1d20+8 hit
Fortuna: Waffle, hit: [19] = 27
Waffle: fuck yes
Waffle: 1d8+4 damage
Fortuna: Waffle, damage: [5] = 9
handofevil: Waffle prefers it in the rear. not the face
Waffle: you're damn right delf
Slim_titties: Hit
Slim_titties: Anything else?
Waffle: ummm
Waffle: one sec
Yin: Defender's Aura is my suggestions.
Waffle: shift to take cover behind the table in B1
captainBravo: Igfig, I'm going to assume you can't just tell us the Gratch's hp, but can you tell me if it's bloodied or not?
handofevil: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Igfig: he certainly is
handofevil: Waffle. You bloodied the commander
Waffle: BLOODIED! YES
Waffle: slim, I am behind the table right beside the gratch
Waffle: do I still have a minor?
Waffle: I forget if shift is a minor or not
handofevil: shift is move
Waffle: I use defender aura then
Slim_titties: OK
Waffle: what's OA?
handofevil: You can't do that waffle
handofevil: And oppertunity attack
handofevil: Yes it's spelled wrong shut up
Waffle: ahh
handofevil: Poor gratch
handofevil: SOMEONE HEAL HIM
Yin: Someone needs to stabilize the gratch.
Slim_titties: Meanwhile,
Slim_titties: The commander
handofevil: Waffle is useful
Slim_titties: Takes aim at drey
handofevil: Ah yeah
Waffle: I'll use restore vitality to heal the gratch next turn
Slim_titties:  1d20 + 9 VS Drey AC
Fortuna: Slim_titties, VS Drey AC: [18] = 27
handofevil: Hit
Slim_titties: Hit.
Slim_titties: Cool
handofevil: And waffle, let fingers heal the gratch
Igfig: he's got that stab-move-shoot power, slim
captainBravo: I'll heal Waffle, let him heal the gratch
Waffle: I didn't know he had any healing moves
Waffle: bravo can I see your sheet?
captainBravo: My healing moves are the healingest healing moes
handofevil: Yeah but then the gunners can shoot the gratch
captainBravo: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8396
Waffle: how delf?
Yin: Plus you've already used your daily Waffle.
Slim_titties:  1d8 +4
Fortuna: Slim_titties,  1d8 +4: [7] = 11
captainBravo: Ok, I'll let Waffle heal himself then
Slim_titties:  11 damage Drey
captainBravo: And save our Gratch buddy
handofevil: Okay
Waffle: majestic word?
handofevil: And waffle has used his daily that's correct
Igfig: the gratch is still alive, actually
Waffle: I can't heal myself
Waffle: restore vitality is ally only
Igfig: not even dying, jsut bloodied
Waffle: wait not
Waffle: no*
handofevil: Waffle. Y ou used your healing daily'
Waffle: No I didn't
handofevil: I did to heal someone last battle when I was playing you
Waffle: Wait that's unfair
Waffle: I had no control over that
Waffle: YES COMMANDER IS DEAD
Slim_titties: Commander fagpants is done with his turn
Yin: We would have told you to use it at the time anyways.
Waffle: oh
Igfig: whaaaat
Waffle: never mind
SparkyMarky: That's name, it's canon now
Igfig: no dude, he's not done
Waffle: I just saw done and though... yeah
Igfig: he has cool powers
Slim_titties: He retreats down the stairs
handofevil: Ig
captainBravo: Hahahaha
Waffle: delf use an OP
captainBravo: DM Slap Fight!
Waffle: he turned his back to move
captainBravo: No matter who wins, we lose
handofevil: YES
Igfig: he stabs drey, dances back toward the stairs
Waffle: then he shifted?
Igfig: no, he moves
Igfig: shooting at... let's say Heronius
Slim_titties: Stabs you right in the fucking eye
handofevil: :(
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [12] = 21
captainBravo: Two things, igfig
Igfig:  1d8+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [3] = 9
Heronius_XVI: I am pone
Slim_titties: Eyepatches are TOTALLY 'in' this campaign
Igfig: right, so tht's only 19
captainBravo: 1, if it's a full move, doesn't Drey get an attack of opportunity?
Igfig: you do, yes
Heronius_XVI: still a hit
Heronius_XVI: I'm at 15
captainBravo: And 2, in order to get to the stairs, he's gotta pass through B5, so does he take damage from the sphere?
handofevil: So I get OA or not?
Waffle: YES YOU DO
Igfig: Yes, and, yes
handofevil: OH HELL YES
handofevil: Alright standard melee or any move I want?
Heronius_XVI: 1d4+6
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 1d4+6: [3] = 9
Igfig: melee basic
Igfig: also, what
Igfig: oh
Igfig: right
Igfig: autodamage
handofevil: 1d20+9 attack roll
Fortuna: handofevil, attack roll: [19] = 28
Igfig: wow
Waffle: jesus
Igfig: he has +5 to AC for OAs, but that still hits
Igfig: this may have been a bad idea
handofevil: 1d8+5 damage
Fortuna: handofevil, damage: [7] = 12
handofevil: YEEEEEEES
Igfig: oh fuck
Igfig: he's actually dead
handofevil: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
Igfig: fuck him
Waffle: YES
Heronius_XVI: hahaha
Igfig: sorry slim, my bad
captainBravo: hahahaha
handofevil: This is awesome
SparkyMarky: Is it my go then?
Igfig: dmmit, that guy was pretty cool
Igfig: yes, it is
handofevil: That's what he gets for messing with the powers of ROCK
SparkyMarky: Can I get into a3?
captainBravo: Hey igfig
Igfig: yep
captainBravo: Who got the killing blow?
Igfig: the fireball
Waffle: Delf
captainBravo: Damn
Vyrwolf: Commander Shepard is dead!
Waffle: oh
SparkyMarky: Let's do that then
captainBravo: So no virtue of valor then?
handofevil: Yeah waffle
Yin: Hey Sparky what was that table line again?
Igfig: does it have to be a melee attack?
Heronius_XVI: DONT FORGET YOUR CARDS
handofevil: and yeah, I got the killing blow
SparkyMarky: "Table for one"
captainBravo: No
Igfig: oh yeah
SparkyMarky: draw please
Fortuna: SparkyMarky drew LUCKY FALL (C)
Fortuna: Play when you or any ally takes falling damage.     That character takes half damage from the fall and lands standing.
Igfig: the commander drew
Igfig: draw please
Fortuna: Igfig drew WHOOPS! (C)
Fortuna: Play when an attack knocks you prone. One creature adjacent to you also falls prone.
Yin: Thanks.
SparkyMarky: Well, crap
handofevil: JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
SparkyMarky: Anyway, Aspect of the Dancing Serpent as a minor
Igfig: kay
SparkyMarky: And then, Clever Shot on G1
Igfig: All right
SparkyMarky: 1d20+10 vs AC
Fortuna: SparkyMarky, vs AC: [9] = 19
Igfig: indeed
handofevil: You two are attac king the same people
handofevil: Thorn just threw a table at him
Igfig: okay
Igfig: heheh
SparkyMarky: Wow, I might kill him
captainBravo: Not much else to attack, haha
SparkyMarky: I do this after him, either way
SparkyMarky: 1d10+6 damage
Fortuna: SparkyMarky, damage: [7] = 13
SparkyMarky: And if he's still alive, is there any use in sliding him into that orb?
Igfig: bloodied
captainBravo: He's already in the orb?
Igfig: yes, there is definitely a use
Heronius_XVI: He is in the orb
Heronius_XVI: okay
handofevil: Thorn fails at table throwing
Igfig: he is next to the orb
Heronius_XVI: what ig said
captainBravo: Oh
Igfig: you can slide him out, back in
Igfig: all around
Igfig: he'll take the damage again
Heronius_XVI: I imagine it would generate a free attack from it
Igfig: yup
SparkyMarky: Through the orb and out the other side
SparkyMarky: It'll feel super weird
Igfig: man, everybody be jumping on the orb
Heronius_XVI: 2d6+6
Fortuna: Heronius_XVI, 2d6+6: [4, 6] = 16
SparkyMarky: And then that's my turn over
captainBravo: It looks like a disco ball
captainBravo: Nobody can resist
Igfig: the commander does a shooting while jumping to the side thing and lands in it
Igfig: and then this guy
Igfig: goes in and dies too
Heronius_XVI: well it IS my daily
Igfig: it's a fucking black hole of fire
handofevil: Everybody be dieing
Yin: Fortuna really disliked my attempts of doing fun stuff this turn.
captainBravo: Hahahahaha
SparkyMarky: You and me Heronius, you and me
Heronius_XVI: Indeed
Yin: Ah well, there's always the next fun idea plan.
SparkyMarky: MK that shit
Yin: Either that or I was thinking of grabbing the table by B3, charging with it, and table surfing down the stairs over the elves.
Waffle: Yin you are awesome
Yin: Thank you.
Yin: Only question though is whether Fortuna would be agreeable to the plan.
Yin: Uh oh.
Waffle: shit
Yin: Probably means the Elven commander may still be alive.
Waffle: nope
Waffle: he's still dead as a door knob
Yin: Yup.
Yin: He is.
handofevil: Waffle is pulling some wanted shit
handofevil: CURVE THE ARROW
Waffle: DO IT
Waffle: I meant bounce it off the wall
Waffle: but yeah, curve sounds cooler
handofevil: IT'S A SECRET POWER STORED IN YOUR BLOOD
handofevil: YOU CAN DO IT
Waffle: I CAN'T!!
CaptainB: Damn you, mibbit
handofevil: CURVE THE ARROW FARWALKER
Yin: Dammit.
PwotMoose: see, even I wasn't going to reference that stupid movie
handofevil: I had too
Igfig: it's inevitable
PwotMoose: and I've already referenced both Mass Effect 2 AND a Orson Welles commercial
SparkyMarky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40
SparkyMarky: Orson Welles impressions are just great
CaptainB: Fuck yes, Sparky
CaptainB: I thought I was the only person who'd ever seen that show
CaptainB: Mrs. Pell's fishsticks
SparkyMarky: They're even better RAW
PwotMoose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V14PfDDwxlE&feature=related
SparkyMarky: The Pinky and the Brain version of that is great
PwotMoose: Maruice LaMarche is amazing
CaptainBravo: Fucking. Mibbit.
handofevil: OOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT
PwotMoose: Drey is now swiss cheese
Waffle: NICE JOB DUMBASS
handofevil: I AM ALL THE FUCKED
handofevil: AAAAAAAAAAAALL THE FUCKED
CaptainBravo: Whoo!
CaptainBravo: What's your AC?
handofevil: WOOOOOOO
handofevil: 18
CaptainBravo: badass
Slim_titties: I take it it is dreys turn
Heronius_XVI: yup
Slim_titties: Shall i take care of fingers?
CaptainBravo: You might as well, my turn's nothing but defensive and healing powers
Slim_titties: OK
Slim_titties: Defend and heal time, then
CaptainBravo: Move action to get in the same square with Wilco and the G-man
CaptainBravo: Majestic word to heal the Gratch for a healing surge+5
handofevil: :(
CaptainBravo: And give him a 1-turn buff of +2 to all saving throws
CaptainBravo: downgrade my standard action into a minor action, and use it to start playing Song of Defense
CaptainBravo: All allies in B1 get a +1 to AC
Waffle: yaayyy
CaptainBravo: And, before I end my turn, I bend down and pick up da mop.
CaptainBravo: Hahahaha
Slim_titties: Way to go
handofevil: I just fucked my self over so much
CaptainBravo: Good job!
handofevil: My really good attack missed
handofevil: And I think I coughed on my dragon breath
Slim_titties: You done bravo?
SparkyMarky: Didn't clear your throat first
handofevil: OH GOD
handofevil: RAZOR SWORD
CaptainBravo: Oh, yeah, sorry
SparkyMarky: Call me crazy, but I think we need to leave one of the Elves alive
CaptainBravo: nothing left for me to do, haha
PwotMoose: I was hasty before, NOW Drey is dead
SparkyMarky: We need info
handofevil: I am all the fucked
Slim_titties: Brigsyboyo?
handofevil: I am dead
handofevil: So fucking dead
Waffle: this could have been easily avoided if you waited for us
handofevil: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
PwotMoose: yes?
PwotMoose: Oh, my turn
PwotMoose: ok, are they done murdering Drey?
handofevil: Not yet
Waffle: nop
CaptainBravo: HoE doesn't quite get the complexities of being a member of a band
CaptainBravo: He tried to launch a solo career
SparkyMarky: I think we all want the glory of killing Shepherd
CaptainBravo: And has been shot down by the cruel forces of the market
CaptainBravo: Let this be a lesson to you all
SparkyMarky: Also, gangflanked is a brilliant phrase
handofevil: 8 health
SparkyMarky: It'll be fin
SparkyMarky: e
PwotMoose: I'll move to cover with Far-Walker, and use Howling Tempest with Drey in the middle
SparkyMarky: Fingers is on the jo
SparkyMarky: b
handofevil: I'm at -1 health
CaptainBravo: I'm who the what?
Waffle: I could save you
PwotMoose: so that should target all the guys in the stairwell, right?
Waffle: BUT
CaptainBravo: how much hp you got left, Waffle?
Waffle: 11
Waffle: Did you heal the gratch?
CaptainBravo: Yeah
CaptainBravo: Your healing move, what's the range on it?
Waffle: melee 1
handofevil: If I can get one of my healing surges
CaptainBravo: bah
handofevil: I will be good
CaptainBravo: second wind?
handofevil: Can't use that when I'm dying
SparkyMarky: Can't use a second wind if you're unconscious
SparkyMarky: Just roll a 20
handofevil: I also take 5 ongoing damage
SparkyMarky: What's your bloodied value?
handofevil: 19
SparkyMarky: You're good for about 3 turns
handofevil: so 18 more healtpoints till I completely die
Waffle: is gratch healed bravo
Waffle: ?
Igfig: it is, yes
Waffle: okay then he is good
Igfig: he is, yeah
handofevil: 28 damage in total fromt hat one turn
Waffle: First, use my healing potion to heal 10 hp
handofevil: Reminds me of the archers
Waffle: no longer bleeding
Waffle: now hmm
Waffle: draw please
Fortuna: Waffle drew MANO A MANO (R)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the end of this turn, you gain a bonus to damage rolls against enemies that have no creatures adjacent to them other than you. The bonus equals 1+one-half your level.
Heronius_XVI: DONT FORGET YOUR CARDS
handofevil: IG I NEED TO DRAW MY CARD
Igfig: nice one, waffle
handofevil: draw please
Fortuna: handofevil drew CAREFUL AIM (C)
Fortuna: Play when you use a Close or Area Attack Power. Omit one creature from the power's area of effect
Igfig: osure
handofevil: DAMN IT
Igfig: hehehe
Igfig: heheheheheh
Waffle: what is the o in B5?
Heronius_XVI: a firey sphere
Igfig: ball of fire
Waffle: would it be possible to move that?
Waffle: say, smack it with a table?
Heronius_XVI: DM?
Igfig: no, only Hero can move it
Waffle: crap
Heronius_XVI: I will be moving it btw
Igfig: you can go past it waffle, it's only dangerous if you start your turn there
handofevil: You could throw the table threw the sphere and hope it rolls down the staircase
handofevil: while on fire
Waffle: oh my gosh
Waffle: yes I will do that
Igfig: I don't think these tables are flammable
handofevil: Make sure that works
handofevil: DAMN IT
Waffle: pick up a table and throw it through the sphere
Waffle: FUCK
Heronius_XVI: they are metal tables
Waffle: THROW THE TABLE ANYWAYS
Igfig: who uses wood in space?
Yin: My table surfing plan is still viable though.
Waffle: at G2
handofevil: Wait
Igfig: which table?
Waffle: wait
handofevil: Is gratch goo flammable?
Igfig: no
handofevil: Wouldn't it be covered in gr- nevermind then
Waffle: could I table surf down the stairs, grab delf and shift away?
Waffle: never mind
Igfig: yes, you could do that
Yin: Hey that's my plan.
handofevil: Please do
Waffle: really now
Igfig: just ride right through the middle
Yin: Well, minus the grabbing delf part anyways.
handofevil: But remember
Waffle: I'll try to hit G2 while I ride
handofevil: two gunners are readied
handofevil: And you could take some horrible damage
Waffle: I thought they already used that
handofevil: OH
handofevil: And there's a howling tempst
Waffle: what does that do?
handofevil: Ask moose
Waffle: I HAVE AN IDEA
handofevil: But I'm in the eye
Waffle: Remember that bottle of cleaning solution I picked up in the closet
handofevil: OH YES
Waffle: I will empty that into the howling tempst, so the liquid flies around
Waffle: and blinds the gunners
Waffle: YES
handofevil: Waffle=Genius
Igfig: yes
Igfig: that is very cool
handofevil: I swear if you tell anyone I said that youw ill die
Waffle: <handofevil>: Waffle=Genius
Waffle: that is going into my signiture on the forums
Heronius_XVI: handofevil	Waffle=Genius
Igfig: Fortuna is logging this.
handofevil: Also someone is shifted into b6
Waffle: even better
CaptainBravo: Temporary insanity
handofevil: by the storm
Waffle: okay where is the tempst?
Igfig: the commander is dead from the storm
Waffle: Which region
PwotMoose: the one with Drey
Waffle: C2?
handofevil: I'm in the eye of the storm so I'm not taking any damage
CaptainBravo: Until Igfig figures out another way to save his skin, hahaha
handofevil: Which ever region I am in waffle
Waffle: okay move to C1, and empty the bottle of cleaning liquid into the adjacent region's tempst
Igfig: okay
handofevil: One of the gunners is there too
Igfig: that's your whole turn
handofevil: He passed one
Waffle: that will also make it harder for people to shoot through the tempst
Waffle: because the liquid clouds their view
handofevil: I think you take OA though waffle
Waffle: end turn
Igfig: the gunner passed him, actually
Heronius_XVI: Is that Liquid flammable?
Waffle: YES
handofevil: Ah
handofevil: HOLY SHIT IS IT
CaptainBravo: Like I said, red cleaning liquid is the best cleaning liquid
Waffle: A TEMPST OF FIRE
Igfig: oh, waffle
CaptainBravo: Nobody knows!
CaptainBravo: It's MYSTERIOUS
Igfig: attack vs fort
Igfig: +5 vs. Fort
Waffle: what?
Waffle: Why?
Igfig: no wait
Waffle: huh?
Igfig: +6 vs. Fort
Igfig: vs those gunners
Igfig: to blind them
Waffle: oh
Heronius_XVI: for the blinding
Waffle: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+6: [15] = 21
Waffle: awesome
handofevil: YES
Igfig: and the other one?
handofevil: One more with +5
Heronius_XVI: brigs, can you move that storm?
Waffle: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+5: [12] = 17
Waffle: AWESOME
Igfig: +6 actually, and yes
Igfig: okay, they are blinded
Waffle: even better
Waffle: Delf I just saved your LIFE
Igfig: and the storm grants concealment
handofevil: Yes he can hero
handofevil: But then I take damage
Waffle: do I still have my minor?
Igfig: and also you can maybe set it on fire
Waffle: wait never mind
Waffle: ended turn, forgot
Waffle: do a perception check
Slim_titties: So waffle is going right now?
Igfig: no, throwing the liquid in was your minor
handofevil: Waffle isn't just going
Waffle: yeah I know
Igfig: waffle jsut finished
handofevil: He's kicking ass
Heronius_XVI: You only take damage if you start your turn in the storm bits
handofevil: Oh hell yes
SparkyMarky: perception check to do what?
Waffle: see if it is flammable?
Waffle: or maybe a nature check
Waffle: I'm not sure
PwotMoose: but yes, I can move the storm
Heronius_XVI: We will have a bit of a thing going with that.
Waffle: GUYS QUICKLY THINK OF LYRICS
Waffle: when we light that tempst on fire, we need to rip out a guitar solo
Waffle: with lyrics I mena
Waffle: mean*
PwotMoose: GIMME FUE GIMME FAI GIMME DABAJABAZAI
Igfig: a good perform check will definitely help moose's arcana check
Waffle: b the way ig
Waffle: by the way*
Waffle: I can't check the preform skill on my player sheet
Waffle: It's weierd
handofevil: I can't even write it
Waffle: so do we just assume it is the +5 of a tagged skill?
Yin: Yup.
handofevil: +6 because you leveled
Waffle: oh right
Yin: Well that stunk.
Waffle: who has the guitar?
Yin: Fingers.
CaptainBravo: I has the guitar
Heronius_XVI: sad times everyone
Waffle: what?
CaptainBravo: But can I do a perform check if it's not my turn?
Waffle: yes
Waffle: yes you can
Waffle: DO IT QUICK
CaptainBravo: Ok then, LEARNED ETUDE
CaptainBravo: 1d20+1 perform check
Fortuna: CaptainBravo, perform check: [3] = 4
Waffle: bravo
handofevil: YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN ICC
CaptainBravo: that should be a 13
Waffle: preform is +6
PwotMoose: wait, are you supposed to be assisting me?
CaptainBravo: I mistyped
Waffle: o
Waffle: okay
CaptainBravo: I have perform+10
Waffle: DO IT IN IC
Waffle: QUICK
PwotMoose: no
Igfig: wait for when drey actually starts his turn
Waffle: okay
Waffle: be right back, I'm going to grab something to eat
Yin: Patience, young padawan.
handofevil: How many references have we made so far?
Waffle: a metric shit ton
Yin: Well, I have done...  1.  Unless you count that patience thing I just said, then 2.
Yin: My first one was the He got better.
CaptainBravo: I guaren-damn-tee you not a single one of you can guess the Learned Etude reference
CaptainBravo: And no cheating with google
Yin: Yeah I don't got it.
Waffle: what the fuck is that
Slim_titties: what is 'he got better' from?
PwotMoose: probably Zelda or something
Heronius_XVI: monty python
SparkyMarky: I'll go here I guess
handofevil: Final Fantasy actually on learned etude
Vyrwolf: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Vyrwolf: "She turned me into a newt!"
Vyrwolf: [beat]
CaptainBravo: Cheater, I told ya not to google it
Vyrwolf: "I got better."
SparkyMarky: What's the deal with opening that window on the left of the room?
SparkyMarky: if there is a window
handofevil: SHUT UP I'M DEAD I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
SparkyMarky: So I can see the elves
Waffle: to get us all sucked out the window and die horribly in space
SparkyMarky: The other window
Slim_titties: HoE is dead?
Waffle: almost
CaptainBravo: Dying, actually
CaptainBravo: But close enough
Waffle: I think e made a death save
SparkyMarky: also, draw please
SparkyMarky: draw please
Fortuna: SparkyMarky drew RESURGENT FATE (R)
Fortuna: Play when a critical hit is scored against you or an ally.   That character gains a Stroke of Luck, which he or she can use at any time before the end of the encounter.
handofevil: I'm 18 hit points away from being dead
SparkyMarky: I will try to attack G2 then, with a clever shot
SparkyMarky: is Slim doing my stuff here?
Slim_titties: I can
SparkyMarky: Woo
Slim_titties: Lets go, son
Slim_titties: Who are you?
SparkyMarky: Lucas
Waffle: slim, remove the commander from the damage list, he is dead
SparkyMarky: Move to b2
PwotMoose3: balls
SparkyMarky: and I will do Clever Shot on G2
PwotMoose3: my internet just freaked out
PwotMoose3: how do I get rid of my clones now
SparkyMarky: 1d20+10
Fortuna: SparkyMarky, 1d20+10: [15] = 25
Waffle: you can't
Slim_titties: OK Lucas
Waffle: it's the most annoying bug ever, but you ca't
Slim_titties: Hit
Waffle: can't*
SparkyMarky: I just did
SparkyMarky: 1d10+6
Fortuna: SparkyMarky, 1d10+6: [8] = 14
PwotMoose3: Ig, can you boot Brigsby and PwotMoose?
SparkyMarky: And I slide him through the orb and out the other side
SparkyMarky: Heronius_XVI  needs to do orb damage
PwotMoose: thanks
CaptainBravo: Guys, that's not the way the orb works
SparkyMarky: Oh yeah
SparkyMarky: never mind
SparkyMarky: Still looked cool though
CaptainBravo: I swear, you all have the memory of a goldfish
CaptainBravo: Send him into the firey spinning wall of death instead
Slim_titties:  14 damage though?
Waffle: yes, do that
SparkyMarky: Yep
SparkyMarky: and slide him through the fiery wall of fire death
Slim_titties: Very much blodied
SparkyMarky: How much damage is the fire wall?
Heronius_XVI: has to start his turn there
PwotMoose: he takes 5 at the start of his turn, so I might guess that
Waffle: DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MORONS DID BY OPENING THAT HATCH?
Yin: I don't see how a hatch could cause such a large issue.
Heronius_XVI: quiet you.
SparkyMarky: No, we don't, we have no idea what a reactor is
Heronius_XVI: The problem was going to occur anyway
Heronius_XVI: the ship was losing power
Slim_titties: Actually, it wasn't
PwotMoose: And on top of all that, Hero got intimate knowledge of the ship and it's powers
Waffle: but it could have given us time to sweep the ship for loot
Slim_titties: The meltdown is imporv
Waffle: BASTARD
Waffle: Ahh well, at least we still have that ship we can escape on
Slim_titties: I blows up.
Slim_titties: OK no
Waffle: It's getting pretty late.
Waffle: I might have to leave
Slim_titties: Waffle dies
Slim_titties: There, you can leave now
Waffle: Nooo
Slim_titties: OK
Slim_titties: You.. Hide
Waffle: No I meant later
Waffle: it's only 11 30
Slim_titties: Fingers
CaptainBravo: yo
Slim_titties: You're next. I'm gonna leave, but can run your turn before I do
Slim_titties: So yaknow, go
CaptainBravo: So, do I still need to make a perform roll to help someone do something, or was that all a fever dream from Waffle's dumb ass?
Heronius_XVI: fever dream
Yin: Just a fever dream.
Waffle: fever dream
CaptainBravo: Damn you, Waffle
Waffle: I'm sorry
Waffle: I still think we should rock out after this battle
CaptainBravo: Ok, I've got a speed of 5, how far can I move?
Slim_titties: What did wilco do this time?
handofevil: Waffle killed me
CaptainBravo: What didn't he do?
Waffle: It's what I did an hour ago
Waffle: I DID NOT
handofevil: Now I have to haunt him
Slim_titties: Shit. I don't know how movement works
SparkyMarky: two regions, basically
Igfig: each region is two squares
Igfig: of movement, I mean
Slim_titties:  2 regions
Igfig: and then a maneuver or something
CaptainBravo: If I move to c1, can I then make an acrobatic fucking pirouette into Drey's square?
CaptainBravo: And aim for the eye of the firestorm?
Slim_titties: Sure
Yin: Oh joyous news.
Waffle: rock out in the middle of a firestorm?
Waffle: Like a... dare I say it... Shetland Firestorm?
CaptainBravo: Wait, one thing first
CaptainBravo: draw please
Fortuna: CaptainBravo drew STAVE OFF DEATH (U)
Fortuna: Play when you are dropped to 0 hit points or fewer. You lose one healing surge. You are instead reduced to 1 hit point.
CaptainBravo: My god, drey could have used that
Waffle: that would help delf
CaptainBravo: Ok, we are go for plan Acrobatic Fucking Pirouette
PwotMoose: Is pulling out a sword a minor action?
CaptainBravo: First Mate Slim, make it so.
Waffle: I think it is a free action
Igfig: minor
PwotMoose: ok
Igfig: unless you have quick raw
Igfig: draw
Fortuna: Say please.
Slim_titties: Pulling it out of a wound?
PwotMoose: and charging is a standard
Igfig: haha
Igfig: oh
Igfig: a wound, that's free
Igfig: unless it's really wedged in there
PwotMoose: so my next turn, I could sustain the storm, pull out my sword, and charge an enemy?
Igfig: yes
PwotMoose: ok
Slim_titties: So bravo
CaptainBravo: Yes, slim
Slim_titties: acrobatic stuff happening?
CaptainBravo: Seems that way
CaptainBravo: hehe
Vyrwolf: Alright guys, I gotta go now. See you all later!
Slim_titties: OK. Ig are there any rolls for that?
Vyrwolf: Kick their asses.
CaptainBravo: 1d20+3 acrobatics skill
Fortuna: CaptainBravo, acrobatics skill: [19] = 22
Waffle: we will
Slim_titties: Damn
Igfig: well wow
CaptainBravo: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003916
Igfig: and bye vyr!
Waffle: "Do a flip!"
Igfig: yes
Slim_titties: Fingers does a fucking AWESOME pirouette 
Vyrwolf: Bravo you've been waiting all night for that
CaptainBravo: I have
Slim_titties: Sailing through the air as if he was flying gracefully
Vyrwolf: We'll have to insert more MSPA memes into the game
Vyrwolf: Bye all!
CaptainBravo: Combat Medic lets me administer first aid to stablize drey as a minor action
Slim_titties: Were you aiming to land in or near the storm?
CaptainBravo: I was aiming for wherever gets me to close burst 5 with drey, but not getting burned alive
Slim_titties: Oh
Waffle: Inside I'd assume
CaptainBravo: If that's near, cool. If it's gotta be inside, so be it
Slim_titties: You land by Dreys side, spinning on one foot before stopping and helping them
CaptainBravo: Do I automatically stablize, or do I need to make a heal check?
handofevil: Do I take my healing surge or your surge?
CaptainBravo: stabilize
Igfig: oh, by the way: my favorite acrobatic pirouette off the handle
Igfig: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005602
CaptainBravo: No surge, I'm just stablizing
CaptainBravo: Stabilizing, why can I not spell that?
handofevil: Alright
Igfig: stabilize is heal DC15
CaptainBravo: 1d20+8 heal check
Fortuna: CaptainBravo, heal check: [12] = 20
CaptainBravo: Boom.
Igfig: yep
CaptainBravo: Downgrade my standard action to a minor, and use my second Majestic Word to heal drey
handofevil: I love you bravo
CaptainBravo: You get a healing surge, plus 5
Slim_titties: OK HoE you can stop bitching
handofevil: WOAH
handofevil: 16 health
Igfig: ...you know you could have just used majestic word with your minor, right?
SparkyMarky: I wonder how that Gunner feels about all this
CaptainBravo: (shush
Igfig: and then had your standard free
Igfig: to do stuff?
CaptainBravo: (style > substance)
Igfig: okay
Slim_titties: Welp, I'm off.
CaptainBravo: Also, you get +2 to the next saving throw you make before my next turn
Igfig: you could have reflavored the majestic word too
Igfig: Bye Slim!
Waffle: bye
Slim_titties: I didn't get nearly enough sleep last night. I have to make up for it
Yin: Bye Slim.
Slim_titties: Stay out of trouble, kids
Waffle: how are the gunner's damage coming?
CaptainBravo: I'm kinda juggling like 3 or 4 things right now, so I can't really devote the time to giving a lot of my usual flavor text, sorry
Igfig: Oh, right
Igfig: those guys
Waffle: oh m
CaptainBravo: Ok, so I'm done. Gunners go.
Igfig: back to IC for them
Slim_titties: And while you're all here
SparkyMarky: I like how IC and OOC have completely switched over
Yin: Repeatedly.
Slim_titties: I MIGHT no make it next monday
Yin: Uh oh.
Slim_titties: Hopefully i will, but I'm not sure how next week will unfold
Slim_titties: I'd say I have a 50/50 chance
Slim_titties: One last thing:
Slim_titties: Just a reminder that the meltdown was improv. You have noone to blame but yourselves.
handofevil: Can we just blame waffle?
Slim_titties: Cheers!
Yin: Yar I say blame Waffle.
Slim_titties: Well yeah of course
SparkyMarky: We'll find a way
PwotMoose: Black Dynamite is on TV
PwotMoose: yesss
SparkyMarky: DYN O MITE
SparkyMarky: DYNOMITE
Waffle: DY NO MITE
SparkyMarky: Fiendish Dr Wu, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
Waffle: that is the best movie
handofevil: I've made up my mind
Waffle: I love the final battle
handofevil: If I ever die, I will make my character Black Dynamite
SparkyMarky: oh hell yes
SparkyMarky: make him a monk, they use hand to hand
handofevil: I will
Waffle: I will love you forever
handofevil: And I'll throw stuff through windows
handofevil: And then I'll wak in the room and yell
handofevil: I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM
SparkyMarky: And jumo out of helicoptors shouting "CREAM CORN, NOOOOO"
handofevil: Oh god yes
handofevil: I want to die
Waffle: I need to watch that movie again some time
SparkyMarky: Sacrifice yourself to save us
SparkyMarky: Go back and turn off the reactor, and die of radiation poisoning
SparkyMarky: Spock style
Waffle: dive into the middle of the enemies, and use your daily or encounter
Waffle: to do as much god damn damage as possible before you go
CaptainBravo: It's Standard > Move > Minor, right?
Waffle: yes, I think
CaptainBravo: Can't use a minor action to move?
Waffle: I don't think so