handofevil: So anyway. I'm creating a 2nd character handofevil: He's a black human monk with an afro handofevil: And his name is.... handofevil: Black Dynamite SparkyMarky: DYNOMITE SparkyMarky: DYNOMITE handofevil: Exactly handofevil: I'll need a chorus if I ever play with it SparkyMarky: You need some Supremes to sing it Igfig: monks are hella strange to play Igfig: weird, complicated mechanics SparkyMarky: They don't use weapons, do they? handofevil: Weapon Proficiencies: Club, dagger, monk unarmed strike, quarterstaff, shuriken, sling, spear handofevil: I'll be using unarmed like black dynamite would CaptainB: Alright guys, so Drey is toast. Who's going to step up to prevent that thing from touching my squishy bits? Any meatshields? mib_ku8edp: mmm handofevil: Brigsby better get here fast CaptainB: Took me too long to find this CaptainB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luFxvzAu68c&t=2m18s Yin: Sorry for being late, lost track of time. CaptainB: Drey, you should see if you can get combat advantage for that! Hahaha SparkyMarky: I'm amazed you had that clip so close at hand Yin: So what have I missed? handofevil: So we're about to get ass fucked Heronius: no idea handofevil: A giant bugbear through me out on the balcony yin Yin: Well, I should probably join in. Yin: That sounds like a party. handofevil: And then raped me to 11 health in one hit Yin: Yikes, little less of a party there. Yin: Though I now remember, was it you who killed Commander Sheeplover? I think it was. handofevil: I think so handofevil: I can't remember Yin: Anyways, cause it turns out his sword I nabbed off of him is a longsword, which isn't my guys thing. handofevil: I'll take it next session Yin: Special longsword. Yin: Kay, I'll hand it to your character next Wednesday then. mib_ku8edp: uhh handofevil: INTRUDER handofevil: IDENTIFY YOURSELF mib_ku8edp: I AM MIB mib_ku8edp: AKA BATMAN handofevil: This is confusing handofevil: Because I am batman mib_ku8edp: i consume children. i am here as a guest CaptainB: That you, Joe? mib_ku8edp: maybe :3 handofevil: This ":3" confuses me Heronius: o3o CaptainB: Igfig CaptainB: Mibbit is fucking me again mib_ku8edp: it symbolizes the face of a cat, or perhaps an innocent playful child Heronius: 030 CaptainB: Can you kick all the various "fingers" out of IC chat? CaptainB: It won't let me get back on Heronius: there is only one CaptainB: (P.S. I STILL HATE MIBBIT) CaptainB: (BECAUSE IT IS A DICK) Heronius: try fingers17 Igfig: fingers is kicked CaptainB: Still not working, motherfucker Heronius: take your turn here Heronius: ? CaptainB: And now I can't get on the main mibbit page either! CaptainB: Fucking Beautiful! mib_ku8edp: how dare you blaspheme the name of our lord mibbit? i am a mib, servant to the lord mibbit. by the power vested in me by our lord mibbit, i will crush you, infidel CaptainB: Joe, shut your cockhole before I go over there and punch you, haha CaptainB: Ok, Ig mib_ku8edp: D: CaptainB: Mibbit keeps giving me this: CaptainB: irc.mibbit.net: Closing Link: fingers2[173.74.42.131] (Too many connections from your IP) Igfig: huh handofevil: In the mean time, I shall be watching black dynamite Igfig: that is really strange CaptainB: Mini client, and also the main page Igfig: you could try a proxy, then Igfig: proxify.net Igfig: and paste the url where it says mib_ku8edp: i can leave if its fucking people up Igfig: nah, I doubt it's you. Yin: I doubt it is your fault whoever you are, he always has trouble with mibbit. CaptainB: Proxify will only let me use mibbit's chat client if I sign up for proxify, hahahaha CaptainB: One thing after another Heronius: I'ts pretty funny actually. handofevil: Bravo, if you tell me what you want to do and link your page CaptainB: Ok, ok, lemme try something else handofevil: I can do your turn for you CaptainB: Here's my roll for the inspiring refrain CaptainB: 1d20+7 Fortuna: CaptainB, 1d20+7: [17] = 24 mib_ku8edp: ah Igfig: all right Igfig: what does that do? CaptainB: Damage roll is 2d12+4 CaptainB: 2d12+4 Fortuna: CaptainB, 2d12+4: [2, 1] = 7 CaptainB: Sucks, apparantly CaptainB: For the next turn, everyone gets a +1 to all attack rolls CaptainB: Go ahead with everyone else's turns, I'm gonna try something to get my IC chat going again handofevil: Bravo SparkyMarky: You could have done 28 damage SparkyMarky: and did 7 handofevil: Try reseting your internet SparkyMarky: FORTUNA Waffle2: this happened to me handofevil: Guys, I'm watching black dynamite while we play handofevil: and it is amazing Heronius: Where can I go to see that? Heronius: It is not on netflix in canada handofevil: Order it from amazon maybe? SparkyMarky: Illegal download, coughcough handofevil: That too could work Heronius: I refuse to acknowledge that you said anything SparkyMarky: I'm gonna watch blck dynamite too, you've put me in the mood handofevil: So I'm at -1 health SparkyMarky: The moment drey dies, Black Dynamite monk should just swagger in Yin: Blargh. handofevil: It's not ready though handofevil: I'm still rolling all my stats SparkyMarky: If I die I'll make the exact same class, but make Creamcorn Yin: I don't know what I'll do if I die. Yin: That is for other times though, what should I do for my first turn? Heronius: go to where everyone else is and start some murders Heronius: I will try to take care of the ranged stuff. SparkyMarky: Ditto SparkyMarky: I've got an idea to slide that cursefucker Yin: Yup there is that option, I was thinking maybe help out with the cursespewer, but if you guys suggest against it I won't. Heronius: You are melee. Heronius: Let the ranged handle it for now Waffle2: guys handofevil: I am all the fucked Yin: I might have a ranged weapon, but no I was thinking of walking out that door that leads to their balcony, cause I'd find that entertaining, but I won't I'll go for the bugbear probably. Waffle2: should I use my boon and heroic effort to try and throw the bugbear off the castle wall? Heronius: might as well Waffle2: it may be our only hope Heronius: it will look cool at least Heronius: might make a cool picture or something Waffle2: the boon gives me +5 Waffle2: heroic effort gives me +4 Waffle2: I don't think 9 would be enough on a str check unless I do a really good roll Yin: And you have plenty of strength. Yin: But yeah a bugbear is definitely larger then a goblin. Heronius: you could try pushing it Heronius: that is technically easier Heronius: but it gets a saving throw Waffle2: the railing would make that harder Waffle2: I'll ask igfig if I can try that Yin: There's only a railing on one side. Waffle2: because while it may be our only hope, it may also not work and just be a waste of a boon Waffle2: there is a railing on both Yin: You sure? There's no mark on the inner side. Heronius: that's like a plus 5 to not falling Waffle2: you're right Waffle2: but will falling into the court yard kill it? Waffle2: if not it could come back up and flank us Heronius: it'll do damage Waffle2: I think I should try and push it into the ocean Heronius: and take it out of the fight for a bit Yin: Probably not, but it'll get it off our backs for a bit till it comes up. Waffle2: 1d20 Fortuna: Waffle2, 1d20: [12] = 12 Waffle2: hmm.... Waffle2: +13 Waffle2: 25... Waffle2: would that be enough? Heronius: maybe? Waffle2: fuck Waffle2: I'll ask first Yin: I haven't a clue, I'm leaning towards the no though. handofevil: Alright. fuck rolling all the stats. I'm gonna use the character builder Waffle2: did you die? Waffle2: I'm going to revive you remember SparkyMarky: I might, just MIGHT have killed the curse dude Waffle2: YES Waffle2: FUCK handofevil: No handofevil: Wait, no I didn't die Heronius: put him down for a bit I imagine handofevil: If you can revive me, go ahead Yin: Well his leg is broken. He probably fell down into the courtyard from the last fight. Waffle2: you should have pulled the bear farther to the edge Yin: Or he's dead. Waffle2: to make it easier for me to push it off Heronius: Dude, it is a BUGBEAR Heronius: which is a really big goblin Waffle2: guys Waffle2: I need a quip for if I throw the bear off and it dies Heronius: "I bet that fall was unbearable? Waffle2: That's a BEARY long way down Heronius: " Waffle2: YES Waffle2: "I bet that fall was unbearable?" Heronius: no questionmark Waffle2: "I bet that fall was unbearable" Heronius: and add caps to the bear Waffle2: "I bet that fall was unBEARable" Yin: I'm just going to stab the bugbear. handofevil: If drey dies, Black Dynamite is going to show up and say Waffle2: no no Waffle2: try pushing it Waffle2: guys we need to work as a team if we are going to throw this bear off a castle] handofevil: "I know I was the best band member you band people ever had. But I know I told you band people that I left for good." handofevil: "But those bastards killed drey. And I have to avenge her." SparkyMarky: And tell a story about a Chinese boy handofevil: ACtually, the story about the chinese boy is going to be about drey Waffle2: Evil Kung fuBugbear! Waffle2: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW handofevil: Guys. When/If Black Dynamite shows up handofevil: I need one of you to go handofevil: "Dynomite. Dynomite" Waffle2: I will SparkyMarky: We all will handofevil: Good Waffle2 shouts DY-NO-MITE! DY-NO-MITE handofevil: Or handofevil: I can show up handofevil: And be like "DREY. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Waffle2: you will have to refresh the page to change your name handofevil: And then jump onto the balcony from a helicopter handofevil: No I won' handofevil: t Waffle2: do it Waffle2: you must Waffle2: haha, you're black black: Oh right. I need an underscore SparkyMarky: Fiendish Dr Bugbear, YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW Waffle2: haha black_dynamite: You jive turkeys are being racist Waffle2: yes Waffle2: use that SparkyMarky: A band torn apart by Kung Fu Treachery handofevil: Black Dynamite will prevail Waffle2: stop stop, I look goofy laughing here Yin: Bweeheehee. SparkyMarky: Just throwing stars before walking in handofevil: Guys SparkyMarky: I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM handofevil: What language should black dynamite speak handofevil: OH HELL YES handofevil: I'LL PURCHASE SOME THROWING STARS handofevil: AND THROW THEM handofevil: THEN WALK IN Waffle2: YES Waffle2: DO IT handofevil: "I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM handofevil: Now Heronius: Goblin language handofevil: I need a language Heronius: so he can tell them how fucked they are Waffle2: gangsta handofevil: Somethign that will benefit me later on too SparkyMarky: You just want Drey to die now, don't you SparkyMarky: And BD should speak Jive handofevil: Wilco is going to die also Waffle2: I need to start thinking of a new character Waffle2: do we need another wizard? Heronius: no handofevil: We need another healer SparkyMarky: We could use a healer SparkyMarky: A cleric, or something Waffle2: I'll be that thebn Waffle2: I'll be a gay cleric handofevil: Now, seriously, I need another language Waffle2: what is there to pick from Waffle2: no wait handofevil: Waffle, your turn is up Waffle2: blakc dynomite speaks ALL the languages Waffle2: oh fuc' SparkyMarky: Particularly Jive handofevil: I could do deep speech fingers: Fuck yes fingers: Fuck. Yes. Waffle2: what should my gay cleric's name be? Waffle2: Hans? Waffle2: Stan? SparkyMarky: Sebastian Yin: Franz. Waffle2: that is dumb and you are dumb Heronius: Fenwixk Waffle2: I'm sorry Heronius: Fenwick Waffle2: I'll go with Stan Heronius: Fenwick of gluscole Waffle2: Stan Gayfag handofevil: DAMN IT MONK ISN'T IN THE CHARACTER BUILDER Yin: Stan the Man's Man? SparkyMarky: Sebastian is a way gayer name Waffle2: what character builder? handofevil: What's mouser's wizard account info? Waffle2: penis? Waffle2: I dunno Waffle2: WHAT CHARACTER BUILDER FATTY Heronius: igfig knows Heronius: the one we made you delete Heronius: becuase you couldn't make a character on it Waffle2: how about Stan Jewel? Waffle2: or Chad Waffle2: I like chad Waffle2: chad sounds gay Heronius: Chaz Yin: Fortuna is just insulting us now even. Waffle2: wow Waffle2: gay is a real last name SparkyMarky: If you want to think of a gay name, just think of names that were tough in the 50s SparkyMarky: Sebastian, Lance Heronius: That is because it used to mean prostitute Waffle2: haha Waffle2: Chad Beauty SparkyMarky: Julian SparkyMarky: Bruce Waffle2: okay Waffle2: but I need a last name Yin: Filatio? Waffle2: YES Heronius: pipperson? Waffle2: we're using 4th ed rtight? Yin: Yeah. Waffle2: okay Heronius: essentials Heronius: heroes of the fallen whatever and all that jaz Heronius: z Waffle2: okay, I'll make it tomorrow Waffle2: if I die I mean handofevil: I love you fingersz Waffle2: :( Waffle2: could one of you please heal me/ Waffle2: ? Waffle2: maybe take my potion out of my pocket and heal me handofevil: I'll do that Waffle2: have I ever told you how.... Waffle2: fat you are? Waffle2: I kid I kid handofevil: I can't do it waffle handofevil: sorry fingers: You'll have to roll not to touch Waffle's privates. If you do, it's a willpower roll not to throw up Waffle2: why not fingers: Luckily, they're not that big, so it's an easy roll Waffle2: bastard Waffle2: be right back Yin: Oooooh mysterious. Waffle2: back Waffle2: please use natures wrath on the area with the bugbear fingers: Drey fingers: What all powers do you have that can mark things? handofevil: Nature's wrath handofevil: Which is free handofevil: and marks every enemy ajacent to me handofevil: So please, someone move in here with me Waffle2: I thought you were out with the bugbear Yin: He's in with the bugbear actually. Waffle2: delf, do you think I ride you like a horse? Waffle2: And we could slay everything? Waffle2: I could ride you like a horse?* handofevil: Waffle handofevil: If you try that Waffle2: haha Waffle2: I was wondering if you would allow it handofevil: I will breath lightning all up and down your ass handofevil: And then maul your face off Waffle2: :( Waffle2: some day you will have to let someone do that when we are fighting elves Waffle2: just jump over a barrier and rape some shit handofevil: I'll let someone do it handofevil: But not you fingers: I could do it while playing a sick-ass guitar riff Waffle2: YES handofevil: I'd allow that fingers SparkyMarky: So, I've killed two goblins so far SparkyMarky: It's up to Lucas to pick up the slack SparkyMarky: AGAIN Waffle2: sparky please, make me drink my potion Waffle2: yeeeeeeeesssssss Heronius: You killed goblins that I set on fire. SparkyMarky: Fingers will heal you, that's his job fingers: Heard my name handofevil: Hey guys handofevil: Black dynamite can show up eating waffles handofevil: And start talking about them Waffle2: huh? Waffle2: no, we already had it planned out Waffle2: it was perfect handofevil: Yeah, but i just reached the part of the movie where he talks about movie handofevil: And we can do it how we planned SparkyMarky: We'll uncover a plot about malt liquor handofevil: Guys, how old is black dynamite Waffle2: wait SparkyMarky: Anaconda health potion gives you a little OOOOH Waffle2: is the bugbear inside? Yin: Yeah, can't you see the map/ Waffle2: yeah, I was just wondering if igfig messed up Waffle2: okay Waffle2: new plan Waffle2: I'll push the bugbear into the fire place Yin: I don't see a fireplace in that room. Waffle2: in the bottom left corner Yin: Maybe in that little corner. Waffle2: now I need a new quip for after burning it Waffle2: I prefer my bears well-done Yin: You don't eat people though? Yin: How about: Yin: Simmer down. Yin: No that one doesn't work. Waffle2: Simmer down Sally Waffle2: I am terrible at quips Waffle2: You know what they say, love is a fire Waffle2: god I suck at this Waffle2: fuck it, I'll just say simmer down Yin: Or we could modify the I prefer my bears well-done line. Waffle2: how? Yin: Like you were announcing someone's order was ready. Waffle2: hmm Yin: One bugbear, well-done, coming up! Waffle2: Did someone ordered fried bear? Yin: Or actually. Yin: One well done bugbear coming up! handofevil: No handofevil: I ordered black wolf Waffle2: I can't BEAR the taste of a fried animal Yin: Or that one sounds better actually. Waffle2: which one? Waffle2: you're really bugging me Waffle2: ? Waffle2: hmmm Yin: I don't know, but suddenly, wolf, flanking the group. Waffle2: it's a shame you couldn't bear with me Waffle2: I can't bear the smell of a burning bug Waffle2: I got it Waffle2: "This battle is really starting to heat up" SparkyMarky: That fire must be un-bear-able Waffle2: damn, that is good too Waffle2: what do you think? Waffle2: UICK Waffle2: QUICK Yin: Umm.... I'm liking the battle is heating up thing.j Yin: You should probably go help out hero or deal with those goblins though. Waffle2: hero only has the wolf to deal wth Waffle2: with* Yin: Yeah, but he's also a squishy mage who is blind. Yin: Wizard. Waffle2: oh you're right Yin: AKA someone who should be defended. SparkyMarky: I can help with the wolf Heronius: I have 12 hitpoints left Yin: Or there's still the goblins. Yin: And that wolf did 12 damage on its last attack, and one of its rolls was low. Though the other was max. Yin: These goblins aren't good at not falling. Waffle2: we have a pile of bodies down there Waffle2: wow Waffle2: big enough to cushion the fall handofevil: Guys handofevil: Monks are increidbly badass Heronius: yeah Waffle2: how so? Heronius: my original plan was to make one if my wizard died. Waffle2: I am never helping you again hero Yin: That seems a bit much considering it isn't his fault. Waffle2: I didn't mean it Waffle2: it' Waffle2: it's like a little kid saying he will never hug their parent again Yin: Are you a little kid? Waffle2: no Waffle2: well Waffle2: I guess Waffle2: sort of SparkyMarky: I am not looking forward to seeing what this wolf is about Yin: Okey dokey. SparkyMarky: A goddamn shadow wolf pwotmoose: so what did I miss fingers: Everything pwotmoose: any specifics? Waffle2: sorry, I was making something to eat, what has happened? pwotmoose: So, do you guys have everything under control, or does the Brigster need to swoop in to save some people Heronius: only one dude left Heronius: most of us are a little banged u[ Heronius: but we can manage pwotmoose: alrighty pwotmoose: I'll just jump in after Ig gets done with his dinner then Waffle2: have you guys seen the new after hours? Heronius: Yes pwotmoose: the what Waffle2: after hours, cracked video pwotmoose: oh, that Waffle2: there is a new one about twilight and vampires and stuff Yin: That was fun. I usually like those videos. Waffle2: I like the tmnt one the bes Waffle2: best* Yin: That one was very good it was. Igfig: hero, the mage has a bunch of nice flavour abilities Igfig: but the mage has the rather powerful implement mastery feature Igfig: er, the wizard has implement mastery Igfig: and they're pretty similar otherwise Heronius: I'll just use the essentials spell list Heronius: Is that fine? Heronius: I don't want to pick a school or anything Heronius: I'm 47 for Chirssake Waffle2: hah, hero is old Heronius: Kind of the point of the character Waffle2: you should be 2000 Igfig: wizards and mages have the same spell list, so sure Waffle2: an arch-sage Heronius: They are similar, but there are key differences in some spells, at least in the fallen lands books Heronius: Is there a source for all of the spells I have available to me? Igfig: compendium Heronius: PM me the login info then Igfig: if there is a difference, the newest version takes precedence Waffle2: holy shit efhrk is playing mortal kombat SparkyMarky: the movie or the game? Waffle2: movie Waffle2: in the livestream SparkyMarky: I killed 2 goblins and the bugbear, go me Yin: Good timing, I'm kinda hungry. Igfig: doo dee doo Yin: Dee doo doo? Igfig: yes. Heronius: Indeed Yin: Ouch. Yin: I bet the black painted bone necklace has something to do with the black wolf, since dogs like bones. Yin: Ooooh I like this song. Yin: And now I shall link it. Yin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNvl19RDqbI