Yin: Do de doo.
Wilco: fart
Yin: Patience young Waffle.
Wilco: buuutt I caaann'''tttt
Wilco: I have nothing else to do right now
Yin: I haven't had anything else to do all day, quit your complaining.
Sparky: frantically browse the internet, like the rest of us
Far-Walker: I got bored and started reading TV Tropes at noon today. It's seven.
Far-Walker: I'm still reading.
Yin: Well, yar there is that.  I was reading a nuzlocke comic.
Yin: Plus there is always tvtropes.
Wilco: I am unaffected by tvtropes
Yin: I remember one time, started reading tvtropes, didn't stop reading it for over 24 hours.
Wilco: also I have no where to frantically browse
Heronius_Napalm: read the entire dr mcninja archive
Far-Walker: Watch Let's Plays.
Yin: Oooh that is good too.
Wilco: I tried looking for that once, but I ended up finding some spinoff comic that was terrible, I haven't tried since
Heronius_Napalm: did you try http://drmcninja.com/
Heronius_Napalm: you retard.
Wilco: I don't know, it was quite possibly several years ago that I tried
Wilco: hey wait a second
Sparky: what else could possibly happen if you google dr mcninja?
Wilco: this IS the terrible spin off
Wilco: I guess I just don't like the comic
Wilco: oh well
Heronius_Napalm: you are awful
Sparky: ...
Heronius_Napalm: you are an awful person with an awful face.
Far-Walker: Read Homestuck and Problem Sleuth. That'll hold you over a week or so.
Sparky: a couple years ago i read through the entirety of penny arcade
Yin: I suppose I did the same, whenever I find a new comic I read it from first to most recent.
Heronius_Napalm: Someone feel like making a pun or something?
Sparky: about big metal tubes
Yin: I got nothing.
Wilco: I'm confused
Heronius_Napalm: Quiet you.
Wilco: where did the heavy winds and flying objects suddenly come from
Heronius_Napalm: the weather changed
Wilco: We were just on the roof 10 seconds ago!
Heronius_Napalm: it would be more like 10 minutes
Heronius_Napalm: and it might be localized
Heronius_Napalm: or magic
Sparky: fortuna screwed us last time. I get the feeling it might happen again
Yin: Well, hopefully not, I thought of a possible reason for how much she screwed us last time though.
Yin: Dicebot figured we needed a recurring villain.
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Wilco: shit what if the jackals climb through the window from outside?
Wilco: Can they climb?
Heronius_Napalm: Who cares?
Heronius_Napalm: We will kill them wherever they come from.
Yin: It would remove our bottleneck strategy, but we'd be fine.
Wilco: They could get a surprise turn
Yin: Um, nope.  Nope they couldn't.
Wilco: okay
Yin: Combat has already begun, can't get a surprise turn except at the beginning.
Wilco: Oh, I thought it could happen at any time
Wilco: Would it give them combat advantage then?
Yin: Nope.
Yin: Unless they're really good at being sneaky.
Wilco: Awesome
Igfig: it might, if they successfully hid from you-- yes
Yin: In which case the ninja would be on the other foot.
Yin: That makes no sense in hindsight.
Igfig: if you're being distracted by the fight inside, though, you'll have a penalty to Perception against them climbing up the outside
Wilco: Me and Lucas have pretty much got the stairway covered
Yin: There is that raging metal tube flinging storm outside though.  Which would both further prevent us from hearing them outside, but also make it unhealthy for them to do so.
Wilco: Maybe one of you guys should go guard the windows
Wilco: I'm going to go ahead and put up a defender aura on my turn
Yin: Sheesh, even the worst initiative section of the jackalweres has a higher initiative then most of us.
Igfig: that is a good point
Igfig: about the storm, I mean
Wilco: Speaking of the storm
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Wilco: would the were's get ripped off the building by the winds if they tried to climb?
Igfig: probably, yes
Wilco: well then the window problem is taken care of 
Yin: You should probably roll initiative, we're holed up on the second floor, jackalweres coming up from below, horrendous storm flinging metal tubes around outside.
Brigsby: Guess who's locked out of his house, has two thumbs, and is playing D&D on his front porch with his phone? This guy!
Yin: You're locked out of your house?
Heronius_Napalm: You are the best.
Brigsby: Yep. Parents were supposed to leave the sun too
Brigsby: Room unlocked so I could get in, but they didn't. So I'm stuck outside until they get back from church
Wilco: shiiitt, I think the jackalwere's leader has arrived
Yin: Or something worse, like the last time the winds were ripping around the building we were in.
Yin: AKA that dragon.
Yin: No one look out the window!
Wilco: FUCK
Heronius_Napalm: pfft
Wilco: A garbage dragon
Wilco: Gloomtail!
Brigsby: So what all has happened?
Yin: Gloomtail wasn't made out of junk.
Wilco: Gloomtail may as well have been
Yin: Um, we set ourselves up to kill us some jackalweres.
Yin: But something else that is horrible is happening it seems.
Wilco: I suspect we are about to be raped up the ass by dragons, or a jackalwere army
Brigsby: Junk storm? Also can I get a screenshot please?
Wilco: or a dragon army
Wilco: the map isn't really that important right now
Brigsby: At least the initiative order? I got a 19
Wilco:  Lucas 22 Far 21 Brigsby 19 Wilco 12 Thorn 10 Hero 6
Yin: I added you to the initiative thing on the map as well.
Yin: And I'll put you on it next to Hero for now, sound good?
Brigsby: The map? Sure, sounds good. I guess.
Yin: Um, I don't know how to take a screenshot.  Someone screenshot for Brigsby?
Wilco: one sec
Wilco: http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp290/ddude28/map1.jpg
Brigsby: Got it. We're all on the roof?
Wilco: No, a few floors below
Igfig: second floor
Brigsby: Oh, I see. It just looked like the roof last time
Igfig: the ship takes a certain amount of air into space with it, depending on its mass
Igfig: your ship is designed for six, and has enough air for six people for a month
Igfig: there are what, 12 of you total?
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Sparky: so it only works for two weeks
Igfig: after that point you have to start making Endurance checks
Yin: Maybe we should let Waffle walk out into the storm.
Yin: That'd probably only give us a few more days though.
Wilco: I'm eating my sandwich
Igfig: so yeah, you need a bigger ship if you want to take more than short hops
Sparky: We're on a junk planet. We could build one
Heronius_Napalm: yeah, right
Igfig: That is true
Wilco: What is our bus called?
Brigsby: "Bus"
Yin: And now Poen has revealed herself.
Igfig: The Bus, I think
Wilco: We need a badass name for it
Igfig: Do any of your characters know anything about building ships?
Heronius_Napalm: Nope
Heronius_Napalm: I know how their engines work.
Heronius_Napalm: that's it.
Igfig: Because if you're all about as good as Fingers and his wagon
Wilco: that wagon was amazing
Igfig: then I'd be worried about cobbling together something by yourself
Igfig: yes, and it fell in a ditch and broke
Wilco: Mop survived
Yin: Survived a shot from our cannon though.
Igfig: you strapped a big slab of metal onto the back
Sparky: question. Why didn't we fly the ship to wherever we are?
Sparky: Instead of contructing a wagon
Heronius_Napalm: Stealth
Wilco: because it would most likely get stoeln
Wilco: or we would have gotten shot down
Igfig: I think the main reason is Thorn was flyign it
Yin: Also did you see the acrobatic rolls I was getting?
Wilco: oh yeah that too
Yin: Horrible.
Sparky: 1, 1 and something
Fortuna: Sparky, and something: [] = (1, 1)
Igfig: and nobody wanted to risk his flying any longer
Yin: Just horrible, till the last one, but horrible.
Igfig: yeah
Yin: 1, 1, and a 19.
Yin: The 19 being a happy happening, if I'd gotten a 1 again...  hooo, I doubt we'd have a ship.
Sparky: I plan on forging a millenium falcon with the next one, so I'd be careful if I were you
Sparky: i meant to say millenium falcon relationship
Wilco: No I'm pretty sure we need to build one as our ship now
Yin: So not a scratch, got it.
Yin: Just don't put any dishes sticking out of the top.
Sparky: Those are crucial
Sparky: they're radar, or guns, or something
Yin: I think it was a radar, but there must be less obtrusive models for that.
Sparky: I'll make it a radome
Yin: Ooooooooh.
Wilco: guys is the compendium down for you?
Wilco: I'm getting an error whenever I try to open a result
Igfig: I'm having no problems
Yin: Close it and give it a rest for a while.
Yin: It'll probably be fine later.
Wilco: Okay
Wilco: I think we may have to pull a kotor and steal an ebin hawk
Heronius_Napalm: stop talking gibberish.
Yin smacks Wilco in OOC now.
Wilco: Steal a space ship from a crime lord
Wilco: It's standard stuff
Wilco: Igfig
Wilco: Are we allowed to make homebrew classes?
Yin: No.
Igfig: no, absolutely not
Igfig: why?
Wilco: Nothing I was just wondering
Wilco: My friend was telling me about his bacon class, all his powers involve bacon
Wilco: It was really weird
Yin: Well, you could probably flavor the existing powers of a class to involve bacon.
Yin: Like a fireball would be a flaming ball of bacon.
Wilco: Like he can transform into bacon
Heronius_Napalm: that would get tired pretty quick.
Heronius_Napalm: Also is stupid.
Wilco: it's like a stealth thing
Wilco: at later levels he can turn it into bacon
Wilco: yeah it is
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Poen: Hi!
CaptainBravo: Ok, guys, my IRC program is being a dick so I'm trying to switch to PJirc. Does anyone know how to complete the install?
Yin: Not a clue.
CaptainBravo: Anyone on here use PJirc, basically?
Far-Walker: nope
Brigsby: I think we all use 
Brigsby: Mibbit
Heronius_Napalm: indeed
Yin: Try googling "How to complete the install of PJirc?"
Brigsby: Guys, I've gotta go eat. I'll be back.
Yin: I'll just stick you in my backpack if anything happens.
CaptainBravo: Goddamn this shit is way more complicated than it was back in my day.
CaptainBravo: I remember when I could fix the computer by just opening it up and pulling a piece out, now I've gotta figure out how to create an html page to load the applet to blaarghlglfuckingglgll
Heronius_Napalm: Oh my, you are a card.
CaptainBravo: ok, fuck PJirc, I'm gonna try another one.
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Fingers: Boo yeah
Fingers: Got nettalk
Heronius_Napalm: yay
Fingers: Sorry about being late, but this shit has been hard as hell to figure out
Yin: With extra yay, and some huzzah.
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Fingers: So, should I just wait on the sidelines until an opportunity to insert myself into this, or can I just roll with it, or wut?
Heronius_Napalm: Just roll with it
Heronius_Napalm: you were asleep in the lobby
Heronius_Napalm: so you woke up and followed us as we went down.
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Brigsby: What'd I miss
Heronius_Napalm: things
Yin: We went down the staircase, you're in my backpack again, there were some traps.
Yin: They all hit Wilco.
Yin: He took a crappy dagger off a dead guy.
Brigsby: Of course
Yin: Dead guy also had the words "Worms...  Worms" carved into one of his arms.
Yin: And we are waiting on the DMs as they discuss stuff.
Far-Walker: It's an...
Far-Walker: ALASKAN...
Far-Walker: BULL
Far-Walker: WOOOOOOOOOOORM
Wilco: what?
Sparky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz3nWY_fegw
Sparky: Spongebob reference?
Far-Walker: I'm classy like that
Fingers: We rolling for initiative?
Yin: So, going out on a limb here.  I think Fingers is planning for us to rock and roll this worm.
Wilco: I agree with this plan
Slimbankshot: Fingers
Fingers: Yes?
Slimbankshot: Are you aware that Poen dislikes rockers?
Yin: I always love how Heronius_Napalm facepalm rhymes.
Yin: She made it aware to us earlier, he was sleeping at the time though.
Fingers: Then she can cover her ears, because this is the only thing that'll take down those worms
Heronius_Napalm: I think fire would do a good job.
Poen: I dislike The Rockers. The ones that dessicated my home planet. I don't think I have anything inherently against rock music. Just the specific Rockers.
Heronius_Napalm: I see.
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Igfig: this is probably the first time Poen has even heard rock music
Wilco: That is true
Wilco: and I hope we introduced him in the best way
Yin: Her.
Wilco: oh
Wilco: uhh
Wilco: yeah that's what I meant
Sparky: Is Poen male or female?
Sparky: Profile says male
Wilco: 1d20+9 bluff check
Fortuna: Wilco, bluff check: [19] = 28
Poen: I'm a girl, but the character is male.
Yin: Oh.
Sparky: Hot
Wilco: holy crap, Nimbus of Holy Shielding is awesome
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Brigsby: Okay, back. What'd I miss and can I get a screenshot
Yin: Hey Waffle get Brigsby a screenshot of the new map.
Yin: Though, nothing is on the map yet actually.
Yin: Just the tunnel we're in.
Yin: And the regions.
Yin: Wilco
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Brigsby: Can I get a new screenshot? I need to know where these things are
Heronius_Napalm: they are everywhere
Brigsby: Or at least a good description of where people and things move
Heronius_Napalm: http://api.muchosmedia.com/brainwave/uploads/client_12/snap_491ddb6bdf42b01a48d9688d7149d830.png
Yin: We can get you a new screenshot right before it is your turn, that'd probably be best for timing.
Heronius_Napalm: it is really easy to do that
Brigsby: Oh god so many worms
Brigsby: So much for trying to keep up with this on mspaint
Heronius_Napalm: hahah
Heronius_Napalm: yeah
Heronius_Napalm: just let me konw, taking those pictures takes like 5 sconds
Brigsby: Okay, thanks
Heronius_Napalm: I should let you know, I plan on starting some fires on my turn.
Brigsby: Wait, why ARE we down here?
Heronius_Napalm: Treasure
Heronius_Napalm: Also I have a vendetta with these worms now.
Brigsby: What treasure?
Heronius_Napalm: one of them tried to hit me.
Heronius_Napalm: No idea.
Brigsby: It was Wilco's idea, wasn't it?
Heronius_Napalm: Mostly yeah.
Heronius_Napalm: But I smelled sellable goods
Heronius_Napalm: So I made sure we investigated.
Brigsby: Alrighty
Yin: I think it is safe to blame Wilco for this whole situation.
Brigsby: Also that worm just got bloodied in one hit
Yin: I just stab like that.
Heronius_Napalm: Thorn does things like that
Brigsby: They're obviously not very tough, they just hit with lots of ongoing damage
Heronius_Napalm: oh wait, on my turn I'll just be hypnotizing a worm
Heronius_Napalm: so don't worry about fires yet.
Yin: Alright, gives me another turn to get out of the way then.
Brigsby: Wait, so we take 15 damage at first? I thought it was 10, 5 poison and 5 wormswormsworms
Yin: 5 for poison, 5 for worms worms worms.
Yin: Fingers got hit by a swarm attack though, so he is also taking 5 damage for worms all over my body.
Brigsby: So what are the baby worms fingers is talking about?
Sparky: Who has area attacks for the swarms?
Brigsby: Oh
Yin: Hero and Brigsby.
Sparky: Because that'll be their job
Brigsby: I have a close blast 5 or something. Maybe 3
Brigsby: It hits all in the blast though, including allies
Heronius_Napalm: just wait for your turn then survey the situation
Heronius_Napalm: figure out your best attack.
Yin: Well if Far-Walker gets out of the zone he's in right now, that region will be clear for blasting.
Brigsby: I will. Just assessing my options
Heronius_Napalm: hit the swarm far walker!
Heronius_Napalm: I did not know that.
Heronius_Napalm: Burning time I guess
Yin: Also:  I don't think the big worms have much of an armor class, Lucas hit one with a 15.
Heronius_Napalm: Try to get out of my way
Yin: Swarms take bonus damage from burst and blast attacks also I think.
Heronius_Napalm: yup
Brigsby: If far gets out of that region, I can blast all of those worms. Then I can hover out of range of the swarm, hopefully
Yin: And he is shifting out, hooray.
Brigsby: Yesss
Heronius_Napalm: make sure to shift first
Heronius_Napalm: unless it is a close something
Brigsby: It's a close blast 3
Heronius_Napalm: probably not OA then
Yin: Do swarms get opportunity attacks?
Heronius_Napalm: Yup
Yin: Bothersome.
Heronius_Napalm: far probably should have hit the region with worm 3 in it, oh wel
Yin: Fingers can finish off worm 3 probably.
Heronius_Napalm: yeah but there were 3 targets there.
Yin: Also true.
Poen: Okay, uh, could I get the rolls and stuff explained? I'm a little confused.
Yin: 1d20 is your attack roll, + whatever your attack bonus is with an attack.   It should say on your sheet.
Fortuna: Yin, is your attack roll, + whatever your attack bonus is with an attack.   It should say on your sheet.: [12] = 12
Yin: Whoops.
Yin: Silly Fortuna.
Brigsby: My turn, need a screensht
Heronius_Napalm: http://api.muchosmedia.com/brainwave/uploads/client_12/snap_49d1528b95e8a4bf6627e3d4d98fd662.png
Yin: And then, depending on your weapon or power you roll the die it says to roll for that.
Brigsby: Thanks
Yin: Like my shortsword is 1d6.
Heronius_Napalm: All that stuff should be somewhere on your sheet.
Yin: Yup, plus Ig will probably be willing to help you out when your turn comes.
Poen: Ok. For the attack bonus, is that the number under the Attack Summary?
Heronius_Napalm: yes
Heronius_Napalm: Also, you will want to use channel divinity
Poen: Ok. How exactly does that happen?
Heronius_Napalm: I have no idea
Yin: Yay one less swarm!
Poen: Yay!
Heronius_Napalm: W3 will probably die on its turn
Heronius_Napalm: from the poison
Poen: Hey, if I wanted to heal someone (probably Far-Walker, in this case), would I have to roll the 20-sided dice as well? Or does that work differently?
Yin: Nope, I think you just heal him.
Yin: Yeah you just heal him.
Heronius_Napalm: healing word is just a d6 roll
Heronius_Napalm: for the bonus
Poen: Okay. Cool. So I just say I want to heal him and roll a d6? Does that take up my entire turn?
Heronius_Napalm: nope
Yin: Nope.
Heronius_Napalm: that's just a minor action
Heronius_Napalm: you can still use an attack and move.
Poen: Okay.
Brigsby: You might want to shift out of that region, so you won't take that swarm damage again
Poen: ... ah, crap. I should check the OOC before doing anything more in the IC next time.
Poen: Thank you, though.
Heronius_Napalm: No worries
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