Far-Walker: Hello people.
Alphakennybuddy: *CHAT CHAT CHAT*
SparkyMarky: WORDS
Wilco: LETTERS
Heronius_XVI: FARTS
Yin: PHRASES.
Wilco: PUNCUATION
Wilco: fuck
SparkyMarky: ADJECTIVES
Wilco: Adverb
Wilco: and ooonn and ooonn anndd ooonn
Heronius_XVI: PREPOSISTIONS
Wilco: Shit motha fucka ass tits cunt cock motha fuck ass tits
Alphakennybuddy: CaPiTiLiZaTiOn
Far-Walker: wOaH mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS
SparkyMarky: That looks like a bad username on xbix live
Far-Walker: I would totally use mIrAcLeS
Wilco: oh god
SparkyMarky: xXxLeET5n1pERxXx
Heronius_XVI: It is, without a doubt
Far-Walker: Just as a conversation-starter with fellow Homestuck-ites
Wilco: I played someone on ps3 last night, who's name was xXxn00bkiller22xXx
Wilco: it was awful
Heronius_XVI: I'm just frozenpie22 pretty much everywhere.
Wilco: he was also terrible
Wilco: I'm also usually just captain waffle, or CPTwaffle if that is taken
SparkyMarky: Always SparkyMarky
Far-Walker: Vyrwolf is my name everywhere.
Yin: I use some form of Yin Yun Yang all over the place.
Alphakennybuddy: Out west, I am the Man With No Name.
SparkyMarky: If not, I will find the person who is, and get rid of them
Alphakennybuddy: *Dow wow wow wow*
Wilco: Exterminate
Alphakennybuddy: *Wah wah waaahhh*
Far-Walker: So does that make you the Bad or the Ugly?
SparkyMarky: Ba dum tish
Alphakennybuddy: I am the Bugly.
Far-Walker: I'm the bug, thank you very much sir.
SparkyMarky: I've read through the entire Problem Sleuth thing on MSPA this week
SparkyMarky: for no reason
Alphakennybuddy: I am also called The Doctor
Alphakennybuddy: Come on, someone say it.
Alphakennybuddy: Coooommmme ooonnn.
SparkyMarky: DOCTOR WHO?????
Alphakennybuddy: Just, The Doctor.
Heronius_XVI: you are not the doctor
Heronius_XVI: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/ThePets.jpg
Heronius_XVI: the doctor,
Heronius_XVI: is there.
Wilco: Alpha is bigger on the inside
Alphakennybuddy: My cover has been blown.
Alphakennybuddy: *Runs*
Wilco: Which is to say he is fat
Wilco: very fat
Wilco: hah
Wilco: fat people can't run
SparkyMarky: Lot of fat jokes tonight
Alphakennybuddy: I am so fat, my fatness crushes gravity into a single singularity mass, causing me to be larger on the inside.
Alphakennybuddy: Scientists call it....
Alphakennybuddy: FAT EFFECT
Wilco: *punch*
SparkyMarky: bwaaaaahm
Alphakennybuddy: Bwaaaahm bwaaahhhm, bwah bwah bwaahhhmmm.
Alphakennybuddy: This is my text version of the Mass Effect theme.
SparkyMarky: Now you have to do the entire series
SparkyMarky: in text frm
SparkyMarky: form
Alphakennybuddy: Aaaaawwwww.
Wilco: mass effect text adventure
Alphakennybuddy: "What about Shepard?"
Wilco: >Go west
Alphakennybuddy: *You turn west and face a wall*
SparkyMarky: You have died of Dysentery
Wilco: Crap
Alphakennybuddy: *Screen turns red*
SparkyMarky: Oh, wait
SparkyMarky: Space Dysentery
Alphakennybuddy: Dunnn dunnnn dunnn dunnn, daawww daawww daaawww
SparkyMarky: bwaaaahm
Alphakennybuddy: *Press x to play again*
Wilco: y
SparkyMarky: Insert 40 quarters
Wilco: *game explodes*
Alphakennybuddy: I bet I can remember the entire first few lines of dialogue from ME.
Alphakennybuddy: "What about Shepard? He was born on ________, and has done _________."
SparkyMarky: He's the only man who CAN do ______
Alphakennybuddy: "I'll make the call."
Alphakennybuddy: "Flight systems are a ___"
Alphakennybuddy: "I hope you ______ what you're doing."
SparkyMarky: bwaaahm
Wilco: booowwwaaawwoooooooo
Wilco: waaaaaaoooooo
Wilco: bom bom boommm boom bom bommm
SparkyMarky: This is not Doctor Who
Wilco: I've never played mass effect so I have to assume a song okay?
Wilco: and when I think of sci-fi I think of doctor who
Alphakennybuddy: ME has good music.
Alphakennybuddy: You'll like it.
Wilco: I know, I'd be playing it right now if it weren't for this
SparkyMarky: Yeah, the music's great
SparkyMarky: So is Doctor Who actually
Wilco: can you use the force?
Alphakennybuddy: No.
Alphakennybuddy: Well
SparkyMarky: Ish
Alphakennybuddy: Kind of
Wilco: WOW WHAT
Alphakennybuddy: They don't call it the force.
Wilco: I WAS JOKING
Alphakennybuddy: It's called
Wilco: EXPLAIN
Alphakennybuddy: Uh
Alphakennybuddy: I forget
SparkyMarky: Biotics
Alphakennybuddy: Kinetic fields and shit
Alphakennybuddy: Yeah
Wilco: oh
Alphakennybuddy: Biotics
Wilco: well
Wilco: explain some more then
Alphakennybuddy: Man, I need to play ME2 again sometime.
Alphakennybuddy: Biotics allow you to
Alphakennybuddy: Uh
SparkyMarky: You can throw, pull, implode shit
dreyrugr_nott: Magic
Alphakennybuddy: Manipulate Mass Effect fields
dreyrugr_nott: You can wizard people
Wilco: magic eh?
Alphakennybuddy: Hence, the name of the series.
Wilco: oh
Wilco: I thought it was called mass effect
Alphakennybuddy: Yeah, but you can't mind trick people.
Wilco: because every little thing causes a massive effect
SparkyMarky: Well...
SparkyMarky: You can mind trick
Alphakennybuddy: Except with YOUR DICK.
SparkyMarky: If you're good or bad enough
Alphakennybuddy: No, it's just persuasion.
SparkyMarky: It's essentially a mind trick
Alphakennybuddy: Kind of.
Alphakennybuddy: It's a bit like kotor in the dialogue.
Alphakennybuddy: In fact, a lot like kotor.
Wilco: bioware made both
Alphakennybuddy: But instead of lines of dialogue, you get a cool-io wheel thingy.
Alphakennybuddy: Yes, I know.
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Far-Walker: Hey Slim_Bankshot, I couldn't find your steam name on Steam.
Brigsby: Did we get our items?
Heronius_XVI: yes
Heronius_XVI: all except drey's armor
Brigsby: good...good...
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Slim_Bankshot: far-walker
Slim_Bankshot: do you have EFHRK on your steam list?
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Wilco: I do
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Far-Walker: I don't.
Yin: I hate not being able to remember words right before I use them.
Heronius_XVI: satisfaction
Yin: Nope not tohat.
Wilco: lust
Yin: Nope not that.
Heronius_XVI: ecstasy
Yin: Nope not that.
Wilco: confirmation
Yin: That's it actually, how the hell did I forget that word?
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Brigsby: Yay, Brigsby has a friend
Yin: Yar.
Wilco: Can Wilco be your friend too?
Yin: Also uh oh, Hero disappeared.
Alphakennybuddy: I'm back.
Alphakennybuddy: In black
Alphakennybuddy: I hit the sack!
SparkyMarky: Been too long I'm glad to be back
SparkyMarky: Couldn't resist
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Alphakennybuddy: Crap, I don't know the rest of the words to that song.
SparkyMarky: Let loose
SparkyMarky: From the noose
SparkyMarky: That's kept me hanging around
Brigsby: Didn't we get blueprints for a new ship from Gerom? Why are we bothering with the boat?
Heronius: The boat is what we will make the ship from
Yin: Yar.
Heronius: unless you have a better idea for good parts?
Brigsby: Is soggy, rotten wood really what we want to make our ship from?
Yin: I think it's a metal ship, considering this planet has skyscrapers.
Yin: And guns.
Brigsby: Ah. So we just need to clean the rust off then. I was under the impression it was a pirate-style ship
Yin: Nah this ship used to be owned by a candy company, used to transport chocolate coins.
Brigsby: I understand now
Heronius: Sure, why not
Yin: That's what Shippy told me and Fingers and Far-walker.
Heronius: We will be modifying our bus engine to make a space-worthy vessel.
Alphakennybuddy: Why are you guys trying to make a spacecraft?
Far-Walker: Because we hate this planet and want to get off it.
Yin: Cause space is awesome.
SparkyMarky: I don't understand the question
Far-Walker: It's a push-pull immigration thing.
Alphakennybuddy: Okay then.
Heronius: Did you just ask why we would make a spaceship out of a candy boat as if that would be a thing someone would not do?
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Alpha: Goddamn sucky internet.
Alpha: Could somebody kick Alphakennybuddy?
AKB: Goddamnit what is going on
Heronius: A common problem
Heronius: Usually caused by registered names
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Brigsby: We need drawings of the band in swimwear now
Heronius: maybe later.
Brigsby: alrighty
AKB: What's the name of the submarine, anyways?
Heronius: It's a metal barrel
Brigsby: The SS Dumbbell
Heronius: Something stupid this way comes.
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Yin: No I'm not.
SparkyMarky: Me neither
Brigsby: I think it might be time for Brigsby to get all stupid and heroic and get eaten, so I can use another character and we'll have a defender that won't leave with .23 seconds notice
Yin: Nah no need to be stupid and heroic, it's pretty likely some of us will die by just being our usual stupid.
Brigsby: I was thinking like pulling out my sword and jumping on the thing's back or something
Heronius: Magical suicide
Heronius: Explode yourself
Yin: I don't know, I mean, I've got Hessian, and he is ridiculously tanky.
Heronius: All I've got are strikers, and I love Heronius more than most of the people I know.
Brigsby: Supercharge myself with lightning, then get him to eat me, and explode from inside him?
Far-Walker: I've got a backup Leader named Sgt. Sir.
Yin: I've got, well, mostly strikers.
Brigsby: I have strikers and defenders
Yin: I've got Hessian and a few other defenders.
Yin: And a couple controllers.
Yin: And I did make a leader character finally, my most recent one.
Yin: Half-elf cleric, or the essentials version, warpriest or whatever.
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