Frozenpie: hello fortuna
Fortuna: Good evening.
Wilco: howdy ya'll
Igfig: Total defense is when you spend your turn doing nothing but defending yourself
Igfig: actually, not qutie true
Igfig: it's a standard action
Igfig: that gives you a +2 bonus to all defenses
Brigsby: instead of attacking, you get a defense bonus
Igfig: Basically Second Wind, without the healing surge.
Wilco: Oh okay
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Heronius_XVI: brb, pooping
Heronius_XVI: back.
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Yin: There, finally.  Internet dropped there for a bit.
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Milo_Magnus: igfig, you're the dungeon master
Wilco: hey milo
Wilco: he knows
Milo_Magnus: if I just do a perception check to survey what we might need, can't you just make it up from there?
Igfig: The thing about that is
Igfig: If I could just make it all up, we would not be having this trouble
Igfig: The perception check is kind of irrelevant
Brigsby: I love that we've become a band of petty thieves now
Heronius_XVI: We are not /petty/
Wilco: petty?
Wilco: bah
Heronius_XVI: We plan on stealing everything.
Brigsby: true enough
Brigsby: Normal thieves then
Yin: So now I'm lost, confused, and very unsure of what is happening, and wishing my internet hadn't cut out that bit so I would have been here the whole time.
Brigsby: we're landing in Phalant and we're tired of shopping so we're just going to rob some stores
Brigsby: then we're heading to the forest as a getaway strategy
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Igfig: Oh man, I know what my problem is today
Heronius_XVI: meth?
Igfig: I must have accidentally double-dosed on my ADD meds
Igfig: so yeah, basically meth
Yin: Oh my.
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Heronius_XVI: that'd do it.
Heronius_XVI: you should be careful with your meds
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Heronius_XVI: back
Wilco: how do you check what cards we have
Heronius_XVI: msg fortuna
Brigsby: "/msg fortuna hand"
Wilco: Okay
Igfig: Let's keep this moving along at a good pace.  Know what you're going to do before your turn comes up--ask me in OOC if you have any questions--and maybe have it written up beforehand so you can just paste it into the chat.
Brigsby: knowing what to do beforehand is a little tricky, especially when things change around a lot
Yin: Perhaps a general idea of what one will do?
Brigsby: yeah, basically
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: Harriers!
Igfig: er
Yin: I have a fun idea, maybe I'll be able to noose one with my ROPE OF BEAST BINDING.
Igfig: wrong channel
Igfig: (me i mean)
Igfig: sure
Yin: I looked up improvised throwing stuff actually, it'd probably be that instead of the normal garrote thing, though that is only a difference of 1 proficiency.
Yin: Wait, no, nevermind.
Yin: It is a difference of all the proficiency.
Igfig: Yeah
Yin: Doi me.
Igfig: Garrotes are pretty neat
Yin: Yar, let alone 100 foot long garrotes.
Igfig: Milo, your turn is next after this guy
Igfig: are you ready?
Wilco: I'll yell at him in facebook
Wilco: facebook isn't working
Wilco: "something went wrong, we're working on fixing it"
Igfig: Milo_Magnus
Brigsby: Hero, wanna take H1 down together? I've got that cooperation boon
Heronius_XVI: my plan was to make h3 fall off the roof then shoot someone
Wilco: Or shoot him while he is lying in pain
Brigsby: Then do it, if you shoot H1 or G then I'll use the boon
Yin: I'm all for H3 being taken off my back.
Heronius_XVI: k
Heronius_XVI: I meant making H3 shoot someone
Yin: Ah I see.
Yin: Though I think he has a sword out right now or something.
Yin: Since he got up close.
Heronius_XVI: But I like to AP
Heronius_XVI: So I will do that
Brigsby: "an ally hits an enemy with an attack", so just do whatever. I'll work it in somewhere this fight
Wilco: eric why do you have such bad luck
Wilco: Milo*
Wilco: You should definatly take cunning stalker
Yin: I mean, Ambush Trick does pretty much the same thing for the most part.
Wilco: I have it on my character for the other campaign
Wilco: and it's so useful
Yin: So it is more a choice of take that over another feat, or take ambush trick over another trick.
Yin: And there are a lot more nifty looking feats then there are tricks.
Wilco: I like using it for my other powers, like use the cunning stalker to throw an easier fire ball
Yin: Yeah, but everything I do falls well under my tricks jurisdiction.
Yin: So I'll probably stick with Ambush trick and get a different nifty feat instead.
Wilco: It might just be because in the other campaign I'm the strongest, and we only have 3 heroes, so I need to do a lot of fighting on my own
Yin: Dun dun duns.
Wilco: hah
Wilco: Hero I'm still giving you the cover, but I'm going to move over a bit and attack a harrier okay?
Wilco: Just giving you a warning
Heronius_XVI: I'll move first
Wilco: Alright
Slim_Bankshot: Guys
Slim_Bankshot: Sorry to say this, but I will have to turn in at 11
Wilco: okay
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Igfig: ok
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Yin: I'll have to nab the garrote training feat when we hit level 6.
Heronius_XVI: I need improved inititave
Wilco: What's a garrote?
Yin: Except, oh bother.  I don't have high enough strength to get garrote training.
Slim_Bankshot: It's a type of expensive cheese, wilco
Wilco: whaa
Wilco: oh now I see
Wilco: He is trying to make it without the training
Wilco: and cheese can be very heavy, so he needs the strength to carry it
Slim_Bankshot: If he can create expensive cheese easily, you can sell it for part money
Wilco: what's the rule for getting new feats? What levels does it happen on?
Wilco: same with the ability scores increase
Yin: Nope.
Brigsby: every other level I think
Yin: Every even level.
Wilco: Okay
Yin: Not counting the one you get at level 1.
Wilco: what about ability scores?
Heronius_XVI: every 4 levels gets ability points
Heronius_XVI: 4 8 12 etc
Wilco: ahh
Wilco: okay
Wilco: I thought it was every level ending in 4
Wilco: 4, 14, 24
Fortuna: Wilco, 4, 14, 24: [] = (4, 14, 24)
Wilco: thank you fortuna
Fortuna: You're welcome.
Wilco: but that was not needed
Yin: 4 and 8, 14 and 18, 24 and 28.
Yin: And all your stats get a +1 at 11 and 21.
Wilco: why not twelve?
Wilco: oh I see now
Wilco: never mind
Yin: That's a feat I should nab, toughness.  Everyone likes being able to live longer.
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handofevil: OH MY GOSH I'M ACTUALLY HERE
Slim_Bankshot: HoE
Slim_Bankshot: I have a TF2 server
dreyrugr_nott: Awesome
dreyrugr_nott: Also, I suppose I should roll init
dreyrugr_nott: or something
Slim_Bankshot: Frogbone was messing around with the commands.
Slim_Bankshot: Bot madness ensued
Slim_Bankshot: I'm sad I missed out on the chasing and taming of the tall grass creatures
Milo_Magnus: explain CA
dreyrugr_nott: Combat Advantage is stuff like flanking
Heronius_XVI: I wish S was 1 square close
Heronius_XVI: r
dreyrugr_nott: Like when you guys we're fighting those haunts, one gained a +2 against waffle because he was flanking
dreyrugr_nott: Waffle also does it all the time when he uses fleeting ghost and get's behind the enemy
Wilco: I've uh
Wilco: actually only used that the one time
Wilco: I mostly just use cunning stalker or one of my tricks to get CA
dreyrugr_nott: yeah, that's what I meant
Wilco: Oh okayt
Igfig: In retrospect maybe you should have played a thief or assassin, milo
Igfig: easier to get your extra damage in
Igfig: oh well
Heronius_XVI: So do our dailies recharge per session, or are we still keeping track of those?
Igfig: there are feats that can help!
dreyrugr_nott: Milo plays the same thing in both sessions I believe
dreyrugr_nott: both campaigns I mean
Igfig: uh... hmm
Igfig: I think dailies should not recharge per session
Igfig: since it's almost always one fight per session
Wilco: sometimes we get two
Igfig: yeah
Heronius_XVI: k
Wilco: until extended rest?
Heronius_XVI: np
Wilco: or any rest
dreyrugr_nott: Not short rest
Igfig: yeah, til extended rest
Igfig: usually it's two encounters per session, and it's one AP every two encounters
Igfig: but dailies are a bit rarer
dreyrugr_nott: I still need to explain AP to milo and alpha
dreyrugr_nott: I haven't played drey in forever. This is going to take a bit
Heronius_XVI: Hit something
Heronius_XVI: simple
dreyrugr_nott: Once I'm actually in range
Heronius_XVI: Just use basic melee
Heronius_XVI: if you can';t think of anything
dreyrugr_nott: I'm not in range of anything
dreyrugr_nott: And I won't be for another turn
dreyrugr_nott: I suppose I could try throwing a rock
Heronius_XVI: you could double move
Heronius_XVI: then action point for a hit on H1
Slim_Bankshot: HoE
dreyrugr_nott: ?
dreyrugr_nott: That I could
Slim_Bankshot: If you wanna check out the server and I'm not around, ask frogbone. Tell him I said it was cool
Heronius_XVI: alright, there go my encounter powers
dreyrugr_nott: Ok
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Heronius_XVI: burning+mind control
Wilco: I'll use two moves to get over to you thorn
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Wilco: igfig how much health does H1 have
dreyrugr_nott: Aaaah. Fortuna. How I missed your hate
Fortuna: I beg your pardon?
Igfig: h1 has taken 18 and is dazed
dreyrugr_nott: I'M SAYING I MISSED YOU FORTUNA. IS THAT A PROBLEM?
Wilco: Igfig how much health does he have left?
Wilco: like, before he dies
Igfig: You don't know
Wilco: Oh okay
dreyrugr_nott: Those darn skirmishers. Always causing problems
dreyrugr_nott: No wilco
dreyrugr_nott: "Burn with me"
Wilco: YOU SHUT UP
dreyrugr_nott: Hero is that sun
Wilco: SHUT UP WOMAN
Wilco: *slap*
dreyrugr_nott: from Doctor Who
Wilco: what?
dreyrugr_nott: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Wilco: which episode is that?
Wilco: have I seen ityet?
Wilco: yet*
dreyrugr_nott: It was in season 4 I think
Wilco: uhhh
Wilco: which one
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Wilco: BITCH
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dreyrugr_nott: NOTHING HAPPENED
Wilco: which episode in season 3
Wilco: 4
dreyrugr_nott: No idea
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 to rip wilco's face off
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, to rip wilco's face off: [17] = 22
dreyrugr_nott: WOOOOOOOOOO
Wilco: VS AC?
Wilco: MISS
dreyrugr_nott: You don't have a helmet
Wilco: yes I do
dreyrugr_nott: You just have squishy skin
dreyrugr_nott: LIES
Wilco: 1d20+9 to pimp slap drey
Fortuna: Wilco, to pimp slap drey: [6] = 15
dreyrugr_nott: ALL LIES
Wilco: gahj
dreyrugr_nott: Action point
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+5 to rip wilco's face off
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, to rip wilco's face off: [10] = 15
dreyrugr_nott: DANG IT
dreyrugr_nott: Oh well
dreyrugr_nott: As a minor I'll just soak you in cat urine
Wilco: action point
Wilco: 1d20+9 to kick drey away
Fortuna: Wilco, to kick drey away: [1] = 10
Wilco: NNNOOOOOO
dreyrugr_nott: CRIT FAIL
Wilco: OF ALL THE TIMES
dreyrugr_nott: I LATCH ONTO YOUR LEG
Wilco: statistically that is better to happen now and not during the campaign
dreyrugr_nott: Well, I'm a deadly panther
dreyrugr_nott: I do more damage
dreyrugr_nott: 1d10
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d10: [1] = 1
dreyrugr_nott: :(
Heronius_XVI: statistically with random number generation you have equal chance at any value.
dreyrugr_nott: QUIET YOU
dreyrugr_nott: WITH YOUR MATH
dreyrugr_nott: AND YOUR SCIENCE
dreyrugr_nott: HERESAY I SAY
dreyrugr_nott: BLASPHEMY 
Heronius_XVI: Fireball.
dreyrugr_nott: etc
Heronius_XVI: to yo face.
dreyrugr_nott: Well
dreyrugr_nott: I'm currently clawing the crap out of wilco
dreyrugr_nott: So you hit him
dreyrugr_nott: Everyone wins
Heronius_XVI: indeed
Wilco: not me
Wilco: my wobbling belly isn't winning
Wilco: *wobble wobble*
Wilco: my new name is Wilco Flopple
dreyrugr_nott: It suits you
dreyrugr_nott: I don't need to say why
Igfig: Wilco on deck
Wilco: wait what
Wilco: sorryu I was getting a drink
Wilco: \where?
Wilco: oh
Wilco: you bastard
Wilco: DELF
Wilco: DOCUMENT
Wilco: NOW
dreyrugr_nott: I'M BUSY
dreyrugr_nott: I'm planning this weeks session
Wilco: YOU ARE NOT
Wilco: oh okay
dreyrugr_nott: Remember how I trapped you between 2 haunts
dreyrugr_nott: This could work with you and hero on H2
Wilco: yeah and that fucking sucked
dreyrugr_nott: Imagine H2 being you then
dreyrugr_nott: And do that to him
Wilco: I can't get behind him
Wilco: hero could shift there
Wilco: I guess
dreyrugr_nott: Hero is wearing a trump mask and pointing a mirror
dreyrugr_nott: "You're fired!"
dreyrugr_nott: And then he sets himself on fire
Igfig: Thorn on deck