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Wilco: are we allowed to be either of our characters? Backup or main?
Heronius: You are wilco
Heronius: and will stay as such.
Torin: I will need help with Defending
Yin: Well, he'd either be Wilco or his healing druid sentinel person.
Torin: so yeah, might wanna stay as Wilco
Wilco: Am 
Wilco: Am I really the only defender?
Torin: No, I'm one too now
Wilco: Oh awesome
Wilco: I'll stay as wilco for now though
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Torin: Okay, good. We're probably going to get swarmed by spiders this session, so we'll need defending
Heronius: Can I stay as Heronius for RPing then switch to Barvo for smashing?
Heronius: Some sort of berserker ritual.
Igfig: Uh... not really.
Torin: If we get attacked by swarms, we'll probably want Hero's area attacks, since they do bonus against that
Heronius: Honestly I would prefer that be how barvo exist in general
Heronius: Rather than as a separate character
Heronius: a 5 minute summon barvo ritual
Igfig: Hmmm... interesting idea.
Heronius: Since Barvo is kind of worthless for RP
Igfig: Seems weird that Hero would come to a fight and then not actually fight, though
Heronius: But I might want to use him to smash sometimes
Heronius: Which is why he would transform into barvo
Torin: Barvo can be his familiar, or something
Heronius: no
Heronius: Barvo is too strong for that
Torin: or something similar
Heronius: I just like the idea of Heronius Hulking out.
Torin: I didn't mean literally, like a summon or something
Igfig: That is an interesting idea, I have to say.
Igfig: I'll have to think a bit more about how it might work
Heronius: Maybe get some interesting RP from Heronius losing control of it.
Igfig: Yeah...
Heronius: Barvoing out by accident
Heronius: brb
Igfig: I don't want it to be a thing that just happened, though.  There should be some in-character reason why it works this way.  And why you can't switch back to Hero for the next fight.
black_dynamite: Dr. Jeckal and Mr. Hide
Heronius: A curse of some sort.
Heronius: anyway
Slim_Banksleepy: So is everyone aware that we've lost fingers?
Heronius: Oh really?
Wilco: yes
Yin: Sadly.
Torin: We're becoming less and less of a band
Torin: and more of a wandering group of treasure-hungry dudes
Slim_Banksleepy: His long hair and rocking shall be remembered
Wilco: this is because we are trapped on a planet that hates rock
Wilco: once we leave here, we are going to rock the fuck out so god damn hard
Igfig: I suppose Fingers decided to go and see if he could bring rock back
Wilco: wait does that mean mop is gone too?
Heronius: Yup
Heronius: It was with fingers.
Igfig: "The people do not know the glory of rock?  This planet needs me."
Heronius: They are traveling together.
Heronius: Which will be an image shortly
Igfig: Except, he says it in the form of a song
Wilco: In the future, legend will speak of the traveling rocker and the mop
Igfig: to be precise, a six-minute gutiar solo
Wilco: The man who saved the planet by playing a guitar solo until the demons were satisfied
Wilco: the man who prevented a war by bringing together the generals through rock
Slim_Banksleepy pours one out for fingers
Wilco: Word
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black_dynamite: SLIM GOT IN A FIGHT
Lakanu: AND LOST
Slim_Bankshot: Actually I just have a cold
Wilco: you should see the other guy
Wilco: he has the flu
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Poen: Hey! Sorry for being late. School. Care to catch me up?
Igfig: From where?  Beginning of session, or last time you were here?
Igfig: that is, have you read the logs for last session
Yin: Met up with back ups, went to search for more treasure, spiders, locked door, discovered a control room.  Black Dynamite has an afro on his fist now.
Poen: Quick summary since last time I was here would be nice
Torin: Wilco, how do you have 53 health?
Yin: That's some of the more recent things anyways.
Poen: An afro on his fist?
Poen: How?
Torin: it's a weird story
Wilco: because I gain a lot of health per level upo
Poen: Like, the hair on his knuckles grew out?
Poen: Into an afro?
Yin: He punched a swirling vortex of energy, gained the ability to punch concepts, and now has an afro on his fist.
Igfig: No, it's more of a weird giant callus
Igfig: his hand got pretty burnt
Poen: Ah, okay
Poen: So what are we doing right now?
black_dynamite: YOU SAID IT WAS AN AFRO. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
Igfig: but it's shaped like an afro
Yin: Exploring currently.
Igfig: it is basically an afro
Poen: Are we still on my homeplanet?
Yin: Yup.
Torin: Wilco, you have 21 as your class bonus to HP
Torin: that... can't be right, can it?
Yin: Which is also apparently the home planet of a bunch of our back up characters too.
Poen: That's awesome.
Slim_Bankshot: Oh god... Poen is here.
Wilco: I can't remember what I did wrong but I remember being too lazy to switch it over and just started adding to the other
Wilco: trust me 53 is right
Slim_Bankshot: Well, not sure how far we'll get before she starts yelling at me to go to bed
Poen: You. Quiet.
Wilco: oh no she di'int!
Torin: I'm looking at HotFK now and it says Cavalier gets 15+Con+6 per level. That puts you at 47
Poen: Torin, what's your PWoT name?
Yin: Does he have toughness?
Torin: Whatever, nevermind. I was just curious
Torin: Moose
Torin: I'm also Brigsby
Poen: Oh hello! What happened to Brigs?\
black_dynamite: HE DIED HORRIBLY
Torin: Nothing, we just have backup characters and we didn't have a defender last session so I threw in Torin
Torin: and I'm keeping him this session because hey, why not
Torin: And nope, no toughness
Poen: I see
Lakanu: We all jumped at the chance to use other characters
Yin: Well I haven't a clue then.
Yin: Cept me, who stuck with Senor furry pants.
Torin: I'm chalking it up to "Wilco", but oh well
Igfig: Actually, guys, you don't get to choose between your characters from session to session
Igfig: you choose your character for the duration of the adventure
Slim_Bankshot: Ig
Igfig: except in this case you had a chance to switch off
Igfig: yes?
Slim_Bankshot: Is skype not working or what?
Torin: Right, that's mostly why I'm still Torin. Because he's the guy that went in the spider temple
Igfig: I think it's not working
Igfig: I sent a few paragraphs of stuff
Slim_Bankshot: I'll log out and back in
Poen: who's lakanu and boodude?
Igfig: I will PM you
Lakanu: SparkyMarky, I usually play as Lucas Strongbow
Torin: The choosing characters thing is when we get back to the ship or whatever where everyone is together, right?
Lakanu: Now i'm a spear wielding crystal dude
Poen: Nice
Torin: Torin is basically a big tough guy who rides horses and beats up people
Igfig: Partly, Torin
Igfig: but it's also
Lakanu: Do we even have horses?
Torin: I do
Torin: I have a horse
Yin: I don't know if anyone else does though.
Igfig: if you've been pursuing a plotline, you can't have another character jump in and take your place
Torin: Right, that's what I meant
Igfig: the new char won't know much about what's going on
Wilco: what if they sort of digivolve?
Igfig: even if you go back to the ship, they won't have experienced it
Igfig: no
Torin: Torin's not going to just instantly poof into Brigsby in the middle of an expedition
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Poen: Hey, I know I'm super late in doing this, but I'm looking through the Player's Handbook and seeing how Poen levels
Poen: I'm a little confsued
Yin: Ah har.
Poen: *confused
Torin: shoot
Yin: About what?
Poen: My little dwarf's a Warpriest, right? But I'm only level 4. Apparently, I need to be level 11? Or something?
Poen: So what feats and stuff should I be picking?
Poen: Should I be looking at another book for this?
Torin: Player's Handbook probably isn't the book for Poen, you're wanting one of the Essentials books
Fortuna: Say please.
Torin: shush Fortuna
Igfig: TOrin is correct
Igfig: also I really have to fix Fortuna's regex parser
Torin: I know this because I'm the one that made Poen
Igfig: You should look in Heroes of the Fallen Lands, Poen
black_dynamite: And then Igfig was banned by fortuna
Yin: And the uprising begins.
Igfig: Nah, Fortuna is in love with me.
Fortuna blushes.
black_dynamite: Fortuna probably hates me
Wilco: skynet
Wilco: I know fortuna hates me
Wilco: isn't that right fortuna?
Wilco: aawww
Torin: Poen, can I see your Character Sheet?
Poen: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8763
Igfig: Someday I'm going to go through the logs and give Fortuna responses to every time somebody's addressed her
Torin: Wilco and Drey are gonna get banned so many times
Wilco: oh man
black_dynamite: Fortuna hates drey
black_dynamite: But I ahove'd the crap out of whatever i was ahoving
Igfig: I will have to add a parsing library ten times her size just to get her to understand your words correctly
Igfig: but it would be worth it
Torin: I'll figure out Poen in the Character Builder
black_dynamite: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
black_dynamite: I JUST LOOKED UP AHOVE
Poen: Thank you!
Yin: Wait, it's an actual word?
black_dynamite: No
black_dynamite: But
black_dynamite: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ahove
black_dynamite: that was the first result
Yin: Interesting.
Poen: Oh sweet Lord.
Poen: Why!??!
TheBooDude: ooooooooouch...did not need to know....
Poen: Same. Ew. Ewww. Ewwwwwwww.
TheBooDude: I may have nightmares now, thaanks....thought i'd let ya know
Igfig: I am having them right now, and I'm not even asleep
TheBooDude: amen to that
Igfig: but that may be because I live in The Crucible of Agony
Yin: ?
Igfig: It's pretty grim.  Fire, tentacles, razor-knives.
black_dynamite: Sounds like a monday morning
Igfig: It's a small town in southern Ontario
TheBooDude: ah, the tentacles gotta be terrifying
Torin: Welcome to Canada
Poen: There are other Canadians here?
Wilco: igfig is canadian
Wilco: and mne
Wilco: me*
Poen high-fives fellow Canadians
Torin: Okay, Poen's leveled up. He's on the Character Builder, just put the information from there into your Character Sheet and you'll be set
Igfig double high-fives
Torin: How about a high-five for Arkansas?
Torin: ... no one?
Wilco triple high fives*
Torin: woo
Wilco: Arkansas is the worst
Torin: yeah
black_dynamite drops the bomb
black_dynamite: I SHALL PUNCH THE CONCEPT OF CANADA
black_dynamite: 1d20+8
Fortuna: black_dynamite, 1d20+8: [1] = 9
black_dynamite: :(
Wilco: HAHAHA
black_dynamite: FORTUNA YOU TRAITOR
Torin: you instead punch Arkansas
black_dynamite: YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
Torin: Arkansas is improved
Igfig: Fortuna lives in my computer, so she's Canadian too.
black_dynamite: Hey wilco
black_dynamite: Bronze Rage is in that door
Poen: Torin, high five for Arkansas
Poen: Also, could I have the link to the Character Builder?
Wilco: ffuucckkk
Torin: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/launch.aspx?x=dnd/dnd/cblaunch
Poen: Thanks a bunch!
Poen: Is the username still nerdcrap@gmail.com?
Yin: Nope.
Wilco: no
Poen: Oh.
Yin: It is:
Yin: [email removed]
Torin: username is [email removed]
Torin: HA
Torin: [password removed]
Poen: Thanks
Slim_Bankshot: By the way
Slim_Bankshot: Did everyone tell Poen about the spiders?
Wilco: no
Torin: Poen, there are spiders
Torin: yes
Yin: Very large spiders.
Poen: Cute spi- oh
Yin: And very many small spiders too.
Slim_Bankshot: If you see an all black wall, don't touch it
Poen: Are they hostile?
Yin: Like carpeting the walls and ceiling amount of small spiders.
TheBooDude: they are cuddly friendly spiders...yeah, not so much
Torin: that's affirmative
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Slim_Bankshot: And the one the fought last time would drop down behind you and drag you up to the ceiling.
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Slim_Bankshot: Also there are web cuccoons of human remains
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TheBooDude: Hullo again folks...my pc hates me tonight
Poen: That sounds almost like Batman.
Poen: You know
Poen: In Arkham Asylum
Yin: ?
Poen: The game?
Poen: You can hang off of a stone gargoyle
Yin: Oh yar that trick, now I remember.
Poen: And drag enemies up and wrap them up
Poen: Yup
black_dynamite: Gah. I just realized my attack rolls are +11 not +8
Wilco: HAW
Yin: Whoopsies.
Wilco: 1d20 
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20: [7] = 7
Wilco: rats
black_dynamite: 1d20+11 punch wilco
Fortuna: black_dynamite, punch wilco: [13] = 24
black_dynamite: Ah good
Wilco: oh yeah?!
Wilco: 1d20+9 to punch BD
Fortuna: Wilco, to punch BD: [8] = 17
Wilco: welp
Wilco: never mind them
Wilco: then*
black_dynamite: Ig. How much do these enemies weigh?
Poen: 2#1d4
Fortuna: Poen, 1d4: [4] = 4; 1d4: [2] = 2
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Igfig: You aren't sure, but they're medium-sized and made of stone and metal
Heronius_Napalm: I need line of sight to cast spells don't I.
Yin: Um, yeah probably.
black_dynamite: I ask because I have a telekinetic grasp I'd like to use
Poen: Guys, I've gotta go for ... maybe 10, 15 minutes? I've gotta go eat. If it gets to my turn, I trust any one of you to roll and make decisions for Poen if you want to. Here's the updated character sheet: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8763
Poen: See y'all in a bit
Heronius_Napalm: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/TheJourneyofFingers.jpg
Torin: :(
Yin: *wipes a tear from my eye*
Heronius_Napalm: One man. Against a world without rock.
Heronius_Napalm: One hope, for a world without Joy.
Slim_Bankshot: There should have been your salvaged boat sailing away
Heronius_Napalm: that would cost 300 dollars extra.
Slim_Bankshot: I said should. Never said I was gonna make it happen, man.
black_dynamite: I forget; Why are we rolling directions?
Torin: walls
black_dynamite: Ah
Poen: I'M BACK
Heronius_Napalm: You are next
Yin: Hurrah!
Poen: OKAY
Yin: We just had you delay.
Poen: I see.
Poen: So I roll a direction?
Poen: And then pick one of the results?
Yin: Yup.
Yin: Oh hey.
Igfig: Yep, but on your turn.  Wait until after BD goes.
Poen: Ok
Heronius_Napalm: its 2 d 4s
Heronius_Napalm: take the two numbers and compre to the diagram
black_dynamite: And eagle claw strike
black_dynamite: 1d20+11 v Fort
Fortuna: black_dynamite, v Fort: [6] = 17
Torin: wrong chat
black_dynamite: SHOOT
black_dynamite: I'm guessing no hit
black_dynamite: Oh
Poen: My speed is 5, so I get 5 squares, yes?
Heronius_Napalm: yup
Poen: Ok. Thank you!
Slim_Bankshot: UHG
Slim_Bankshot: Nasty cough syrup stuff
Slim_Bankshot: Nasty as FUCK
Slim_Bankshot: Jesus
Yin: Blech, can never stand the taste of that stuff.
Igfig: Ugh.
Igfig: Also, Poen turn
Yin: Though not quite as bad as, nyquil I think it was?  Or some knock off of that stuff.  That was super horrible.
Slim_Bankshot: Like, would it kill them to add a bit of artificial flavor or something?
Slim_Bankshot: Fucking gross
Yin: I think they stopped doing that with teh whole KIDS ARE DRINKING COUGH SYRUP TO GET HIGH scare back when.
Heronius_Napalm: Have you had buckley's?
Heronius_Napalm: It tastes like pine needles coated in gasoline.
Heronius_Napalm: and menthol
Igfig: Isn't the bad taste part of the ad campaign?
Wilco: Tastes awful, but it works
Heronius_Napalm: yes
Heronius_Napalm: But they are seriously not lying about it.
Heronius_Napalm: I have never met anyone who could take it without facial spasms.
Wilco: I can
Wilco: It really isn't that awful
Yin: Or your taste buds are on the same length of awful.
Yin: I mean wave length, yar.
Slim_Bankshot: My neck tweaks and I shake my head
Torin: I have a strong immune system so I don't ever take it
Yin: I don't think I've ever had Buckley's.
TheBooDude: I don't think I would want to
Yin: If it is as bad or worse then that nyquil stuff I took then I definitely don't want to.
Heronius_Napalm: worse
Yin: Yar, not gonna go near that then.
TheBooDude: ahmen
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Yin: I forget what a stroke of luck does.
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Heronius_Napalm: reroll
Milo_Magnus: 1d1000000
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d1000000: [532985] = 532985
Torin: Between Lakanu and Poen, S3 should be done for, Thorn
Yin: Kay.
Slim_Bankshot: Later peeps
Slim_Bankshot: Poen
Yin: Night Slim.
Slim_Bankshot: Poen we will play New Vegas sometime
Slim_Bankshot: G'night
Slim_Bankshot: Hope i didn't get everyone sick with my germs
Torin: night Slim
Poen: awuryasjhiuhgkjhasjhg he left?
Poen: Ah well
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Torin: IG, question
Torin: BD did his switchy thing with S4, but S4 was grabbed by me
Torin: is he still grabbed now?
Heronius_Napalm: no
Torin: balls
Torin: oh well
Igfig: Since s4 is still within your reach, yeah
Igfig: still grabbed
Poen: So what does being prone do to me?
Igfig: Grant combat advantage, -2 to attacks, have to take a movea ction to stand up.
Poen: Ok.
Torin: ah, cool cool