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Poen: I MADE IT
Heronius_XVI: yay
Igfig: Ah, Poen.  We just started
Igfig: I'll PM you what you missed
Poen: Thanks a bunch!
Poen: Hero, you are baking brownies.
Poen: I ... I want some ...
Yin: Now I want brownies.
Igfig: dammit, now I need chocolatey baked goods too
Heronius_XVI: so delicious
Poen: Hero, what have you done
Poen: You monster.
Heronius_XVI: soft in the middle, crispy on the outside
Wilco: I need to go on an emergancy killing spree
Yin: Though actually, now that I'm eating some kinda meh cookies, I feel more for some of that ham from yesterday.
Igfig: Oreos have substituted successfully.
Poen: I had like three packs of those little koala chocolate creme cookies instead.
Poen: Still nothing like the taste of brownies though ...
Heronius_XVI: http://nedroid.com/2011/10/stow-it/
Poen: Nedroid is the best
Yin: Hey Milo, want to put yourself on the map, and Wilco needs to shorten his name thing to just the letter.
Yin: Wait, nevermind on the Milo one, just didn't see his letter.
Poen: Guys, I have dinner. I'm so sorry.
Poen: Someone can roll for me if they want
Poen: Poen's character sheet, just in case: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8763
Wilco: http://twitter.com/#!/DonCoscarelli/status/125996545584799744
Barvo: Nice.
Yin: Why is there a black square over the generator I'm heading towards?
Barvo: oh I thought that was the one you came from
Barvo: put it on the one you killed
Yin: Yeah I took out the southwestern one and was making my way up to the northwest one.
Yin: Oh joy, the servitors are blocking my way.
Poen: I am back
Poen: Dinner included bacon. Happy day!
Wilco: you delayed
Poen: Okay. What else happened?
Wilco: I rocked out and destroyed a generator
Wilco: Milo killed one too
Wilco: and barvo killed a third
Poen: NICE
Poen: How many more do we have?
Wilco: now we are at one more with robots swarming us
The_CEO: Poen, you're in canada.
The_CEO: Do any meals come WITHOUT bacon?
Barvo: Nope
Wilco: Nope
Barvo: Also, maple syrup is required
Wilco: In fact if you don't have bacon with every meal, you're breaking national law and can serve up to 20 years in prison
The_CEO: Rhetorical question
Poen: Bacon is a prosperous industry here.
Poen: I'll leave it at that.
The_CEO: Second only to Tim Hortons
Barvo: and hockey
Poen: Hey guys sorry again. My mum is crying and I need to figure out why.
Barvo: odd
Yin: Perhaps Fortuna is being so nice to us because this is another one of those major event battles?  Like that white dragon fight, and the end of the space fight, and the giant eel fight.
Barvo: perhaps
The_CEO: Well, it'll kinda suck if you die
Yin: Precisely.
Barvo: Actually it would be hilarious
Barvo: but frustrating
Poen: Back
Yin: I suppose it would depend on how the death happened.
The_CEO: Thinks all good Poen?
The_CEO: *things
Poen: Nothing for y'all to worry about. 'Preciate the thought.
Yin: So..  music for the fight maybe?
Yin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77tBuXlF6Cg
Wilco: I'm listening to a pod cast
Poen: Shame on you
Wilco: but
Wilco: it's a cool podcast...
Poen: That is pretty epic music
Igfig: Video game music tends to be good for this
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The_CEO: What about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdwhXNt4qw
Poen: I can't see the link
Wilco: epic sax guy
Yin: Who from what I can see is probably the only good part of that group.
The_CEO: Although the violin is pretty fucking rad in the full video
Wilco: Sergey something
The_CEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-seDrv1eQo&feature=related
The_CEO: Seriously
The_CEO: That violin
Yin: Oh wow, this is pretty awesome violin.
The_CEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmncrAPILw&feature=related this is the actual video, by the way
The_CEO: THat is the actual video
The_CEO: Not just sax
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Yin: Yeah...  the instrumental stuff is definitely the highlights of this, the violin and the sax.
Yin: Not bad though.  Just not as good as the violin and sax.
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The_CEO: Also I find that woman very attractive.
The_CEO: Smooth Jazz has better sax
Poen: Oh my God, that violin.
Poen: I ... I want that.
Poen: I don't even play violin, but I would learn, ust for that.
Yin: Just need a violin and some glowy tube things to attach to it.
The_CEO: And he's fucking spinning around as he plays it
The_CEO: Then he runs across the platform and KEEPS PLAYING IT
Yin: It's kinda ridiculous, I couldn't touch one of those without horrible horrible screeching noises.
Poen: No nono nononononon that violin is like half-hollow
Yin: Oh hey it is.
Poen: How does that even work
Yin: I don't know.
Barvo: It's electrick
Poen: Still an epic violin
Igfig: how about this for an epic violining
Igfig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eRxcZKQR0s
Igfig: this is a guy playing an electric violin on stage in a lightning storm
Igfig: I know because I was there
Wilco: I hate concert videos because of all the cheering and hands blocking the view
Barvo: I saw him in concert once, it was okay
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Poen: Man, violins are just the best
Barvo: Violins!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH8N_nMd_78
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Yin: And...  one violin and a cello now.
Yin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUAJgbZcpdE
black_dynamite: This isn't violin but it's awesome
black_dynamite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk3rZ3xEKOk&feature=bf_next&list=ULDUdEkpXtTNA&lf=mfu_in_order
The_CEO: This isn't violin but what the fuck? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs
Igfig: THat is very russian
Yin: That...  the sounds and...  the everything actually kinda reminds me of Silent Hill.
Yin: Or at least at first.
Yin: NOw we have the guy on the skateboard and it's just weird.
The_CEO: Just thrusting
Yin: So hey BD and Poen, try and get away from the Servitors, I wanna try something out.
The_CEO: And thrusting
Yin: And by try something out I mean crush the bugs with the bigger bug.
black_dynamite: Meh
black_dynamite: I'm gonna do a close burst 1 encounter here
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Poen: I'll try getting on the SCEO too
Igfig: Also, fyi Bahamut is not updated to modern standards
Wilco: How so?
Igfig: his damage is too low, some of his other stats are off too
Wilco: good god
black_dynamite: Doesn't matter
Wilco: too LOW?
Igfig: yeah
black_dynamite: He was able to kill jigs in one hit
Wilco: That will make this even easier then I thought it would be
Wilco: that's not true
black_dynamite: You shut up it is
Wilco: Jigsaw still have 3 quarters of his health left
Wilco: still had*
black_dynamite: The DM overrules that statement
Wilco: YOU'RE NOT THE DM HERE
black_dynamite: I WAS DURING THAT GAME
Wilco: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=9563
Wilco: bam
Wilco: minotaur wizard
black_dynamite: Whyzord is the minotaur wizard who runs the apocathry in town. 
Wilco: and has an odd obsession with bells
black_dynamite: It was a diamond bell you broke
black_dynamite: He had a right to be angry
black_dynamite: And shoot you with magic missle
Wilco: HOW DO YOU BREAK A DIAMOND BELL
Wilco: I guess jonas is just that bad
Wilco: I made the best replacement bell ever though
black_dynamite: Yes
black_dynamite: You did
black_dynamite: This one was made of electro-matter
Wilco: what
black_dynamite: You know. Elector matter
black_dynamite: Matter's badass grandma
The_CEO: So I got a D20 that lights up on a natural 20
Poen: Appropriate.\
black_dynamite: Woah
black_dynamite: That's awesome
The_CEO: I think the person I got it for will like it
black_dynamite: Now get one that lights up and goes *ding ding ding ding*
Wilco: or more accuratly
Wilco: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!
Wilco: FUCK YOU MONSTER
Wilco: FUCK YOU
Wilco: " "
Poen: So now I'm prone? Shoot, shouldn't have pulled you back up, Wilco. Sorry about that. What does this mean for us though?
Wilco: we just need to stand
Wilco: and jump back on
black_dynamite: You're on top of each other
black_dynamite: Put your pants back on
MiloMagnus: Wilco
MiloMagnus: John DeLancie is Q from star trek TNG
Wilco: oh, I've never seen that show
Yin: He is?
Wilco: but he's the dude who voiced discord
Wilco: yeah I never pay attention to who actually makes things
Yin: Hmmm...  nah, not quite putting his voice for this CEO guy.  Some other voice would work better I think.
Wilco: like I said earlier, I'm thinking of crouch
Poen: I'm hearing a sort of squeaky, piglet-like, and harried kind of voice.
black_dynamite: Actually, a Ghost BD would make a pretty awesome solo
Poen: Very apoloetic and a little effeminate
Poen: From all the estrogen that the fact gives
MiloMagnus: NPH?
Wilco: nph?
MiloMagnus: yeah
MiloMagnus: I can see NPH being the CEO
Wilco: what's that?
Wilco: who**
MiloMagnus: NPH
MiloMagnus: 1d20 slap
Fortuna: MiloMagnus, slap: [9] = 9
Poen: Neil Patrick Harris
Yin: I'm thinking the guy standing next to I can't remember his name all of a sudden.
Yin: In this video.
Wilco: MILO IT IS IN ACRONYM FORM
Yin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltwxC19s5u8
Wilco: I CAN'T MAGICALLY GUESS ACRONYMS OF PEOPLE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
Poen: Yeah, I guess a fat NPH is pretty much what I am thinking of