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vimak: GAH CHROME
vimak: I DON'T WANT OOC
vimak: GET ME OUT
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vimak: Chrome forced me to kick myself so that I could go into both chats
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Poen: Hey, sorry about the lateness.
Poen: What'd I miss so far
Poen: ?
Merric_Tolth: Someone care to explain?
Justice: Oh
Justice: uh
Justice: We're in a house
Justice: and we are under attack
Justice: I don't really know the story, I was late too
Poen: Are we - are these the regular characters?
Merric_Tolth: no
Poen: Because I sort of recognise Lakanu, but who are the other people?
Poen: Ah
vimak: I am a Goliath who carries a giant spear
Justice: vimark
Justice: vimak 
Justice: Are you downloading the rifftrax malsy showed you?
vimak: Not yet
Arwia: Oh, Arwia is mine, necromancer shardmind, this is Yin.
vimak: I will
Justice: Okay
vimak: Hold on
Arwia: Or I suppose psiforged in this setting, either way.
Justice: the order of the phoenix one right'?
vimak: There is no goblet of fire one
Poen: All right, DAVE coming up. I cannot for the life of me remember how to change names though
vimak: Found OoP
Igfig: "/nick DAVE"
Igfig: unless that name is taken, of course
RobotDAVE: There we go
RobotDAVE: I remember that DAVE was taken
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vimak: Justice, we can watch it tonight
Ace_Justice: radical
RobotDAVE: Who is vimak? On PWoT and in this?
RobotDAVE: What are we trying to achieve?
Ace_Justice: Handofevil on pwot
vimak: I am magic man
Ace_Justice: Black Dynamite and Drey in here
vimak: Black Dynamite and Holdr*
vimak: Drey is with Wilco
Justice: oh yeah
Merric_Tolth: I am Heronius Napalm XVI, Barvo, and Frozenpie
Justice: I'm Wilco, and Cynthia
Justice: oh god delf look at page 3
vimak: Page what
vimak: of what
Justice: map
Merric_Tolth: dont touch the pages
Justice: oh sorry
Justice: never mind, don't then
Merric_Tolth: it changes them for everyone
Justice: I didn't know that
Justice: that seems kinda ridiculous
Merric_Tolth: Scribblar is kinda shitty
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Igfig: hi milo
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MiloMagnus: sorry, I tried to carry my things into a room with better wireless andsome of the stuff sat on the keyboard, I didn't realize
Justice: oh
Justice: we were all calling you dumb
RobotDAVE: Ahahaha, that is great.
Justice: DAVE
Justice: BEEP
MiloMagnus: I'm still kicked
MiloMagnus: I'm sorry, guys
RobotDAVE: YEAH?
RobotDAVE: WHAT
Justice: NOTHING
Justice: JUST CASUALLY BEEPING
Justice: BEEP
RobotDAVE: okay ... ?
Justice: I just like robots is all
Justice: robots are cool
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MiloMagnus: Can I be unbanned, please?
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Igfig: oh, heh
handofevil: You're not banned
RobotDAVE: Justice, did you power on DAVE during your turn, by any chance?
handofevil: Just rejoin
Justice: No, sorry
Justice: I didn't realize you were there
Justice: I will next turn
RobotDAVE: Hi FR-Z-N!
RobotDAVE: Ah, that's okay. Thanks!
Merric_Tolth: He did automatically
RobotDAVE: Oh, did he?
RobotDAVE: That's cool.
Justice: Uhh
Justice: yeah sure
Igfig: Nah, dave powered on automatically
Igfig: yes
Justice: Okay
Justice: and Milo, you aren't banned
FR-Z-N: Hallo.
handofevil: Justice, try to power on Dave anyway
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handofevil: "I can't let you do that Justice."
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Justice: Oh no
Justice: But you can't stop me
Justice: I am after all, Justice
MiloMagnus: I'll just join your party after this battle, if that's okay?
handofevil: There's only one battle in ig's sessions
Justice: due to tons of people
MiloMagnus: damn
Igfig: and I don't think there'll be time for much stuff after this battle, I'm afraid
Igfig: as it got bigger than I expected
handofevil: Imma Rage Strike dis Ogre
Igfig: and I am exhausted from writing a three-hour exam while sitting on the floor
handofevil: Ig, my rages are dailies, but so is my rage strike
Igfig: yeah
handofevil: But Rage Strike says I need to be raging
handofevil: How does that work?
Merric_Tolth: It uses an unexpended rage
handofevil: Ah
Merric_Tolth: You should have 2 rage abilities
Igfig: rage strike is what you do if you want to use a second daily without giving up the rage you're currently in
handofevil: Welp, Imma Rage Strike dat Ogre
Merric_Tolth: And rage strike
Igfig: you aren't raging
handofevil: Ah
handofevil: It also says I can use it twice
handofevil: This is awesome
Arwia: You have to use up a rage daily every time though.
Merric_Tolth: Yyeah, but you need to expend the other rages
handofevil: OH RIGHT
Arwia: So you can only use it once.
Igfig: so you can only use it once
Merric_Tolth: so you can only use it once
handofevil: Dang it
Justice: so you can only use it once
Justice: dang too late
handofevil: You failed
Justice: 1d20 to pass
Fortuna: Justice, to pass: [11] = 11
Justice: 55%
Justice: that's a pass buddy
handofevil: 1d20 exploding passes
Fortuna: handofevil, exploding passes: [8] = 8
handofevil: :(
Justice: HAW
handofevil: 1d20 exploding justice
Fortuna: handofevil, exploding justice: [14] = 14
handofevil: SURPRISE
Justice: YOU CANNOT EXPLODE JUSTICE
Justice: FOR I AM THE NIGHT
Justice: Day*
handofevil: 1d20 to successfully explode Justice
Fortuna: handofevil, to successfully explode Justice: [8] = 8
handofevil: Welp
Justice: I am sandwiches!
handofevil: You're right
Justice: I am JUSTICE
handofevil: 1d20 EXPLODING SANDWICHES
Fortuna: handofevil, EXPLODING SANDWICHES: [19] = 19
Justice: OH SHIT
Merric_Tolth: quiet down
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RobotDAVE: ... Frog
RobotDAVE: ?
Igfig: Oh hey Frog, meant to ask
Igfig: Apparently I do have console access on the server
Justice: whoa, I didn't know frog came in here
Igfig: but how do you install plugins?
RobotDAVE: Justice, me neither
Frogbone: It's not too difficult
Frogbone: Typically, you just drop a .jar file in the plugins folder, and restart the server
Frogbone: Also I do not know who you people are!
handofevil: I AM DELF
Justice: CAPTAIN WAFFLE AT YOUR SERVICE SIR!
RobotDAVE: Is O not even bloodied?
Frogbone: but I am forced to assume that we are grave enemies
Igfig: How do I get to the plugins folder
handofevil: Wait
FR-Z-N: don't listen to Frog
handofevil: Why am I handofevil
FR-Z-N: Dropping jars is a bad idea.
vamik: No it's not
Justice: I love dropping jars and-- ARGH GLASS IN MY FOOT
Frogbone: Igfig, you go into file manager, and you should see the plugins folder
Frogbone: If you're on our server, you should see a bunch of folders and .jars related to the plugins we got
Igfig: Okay, maybe I don't have this console access then
Frogbone: perhaps not
Frogbone: try logging on with my ID
Igfig: I can do console stuff through the game
Frogbone: oh, oh, right
Igfig: I can send commands directly to the console
Frogbone: That's not enough to install plugins, unfortunately
Igfig: but I have no ftp account for that
Frogbone: You can use my ID if you want
Igfig: thanks
Frogbone: righto
RobotDAVE: What console is this
Frogbone: yo momma's console
Frogbone: damn son
RobotDAVE: I am not your son.
Frogbone: It is a figure of speech
Arwia: Come save us Vamik, pretty pretty please.
vamik: I'm dealing with an Ogre. I don't even know you exist right now
Frogbone: So what is actually happening at this point
Frogbone: You're all fighting an Ogre?
Justice: Only 3 of us
Merric_Tolth: We are fighting several things
vamik: I'm fighting an ogre
Merric_Tolth: most of us are in dire shape
Arwia: Very dire.
Frogbone: Exciting!
RobotDAVE: Oh, I'm sure it's exhilarating for you, person-who-isn't-in-a-dangerous-fight
Arwia: Or dying on the floor.
Justice: Or about to get smashed into little bits by an ogre
RobotDAVE: Those things too.
RobotDAVE: By the way, who/what are MW, SH, and T2?
Arwia: SH is some changeling who likes stabbing us.
Arwia: MW is an artificer who likes blowing stuff up.
Arwia: And T2 is the twin of T1, and also a backstabbing rogue.
Frogbone: Well, guys, I'm pretty sure if I were playing this game I would be smacking this ogre around like a child
Justice: I'm about to
Justice: with my large axe
Justice: wait shit, I think dave and vamik are in the way
Frogbone: Y'all need to pick up your game
Frogbone: not that I smack children though
Arwia: Dammit, if I'd used my shield power I'd still be up.
Frogbone: you can't prove anything
Igfig: Frogbone, you should go into the Scriblar if you're watching
Igfig: so you can see the board
Frogbone: I don't think anybody's really considering how the ogre feels about this whole situation
Frogbone: oh, yeah, how do I get to there?
vamik: Well he did throw us threw a wall frogbone
Merric_Tolth: I'm pretty sure the ogre's feelings amount to "rawrghhh"
Frogbone: maybe there are extenuating circumstances I DON'T KNOW
Frogbone: maybe he's depressed because he lost his ogre girlfriend or something
vamik: We're giving him a bath
Justice: then sending him back to his girlfriend with a radio playing classic 80's hits
Justice: She'll have to take him back
Frogbone: How do I get to the Scribler, you guys?
Igfig: http://astro.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/
Frogbone: aha
Frogbone: This is great
Frogbone: uh-oh I just accidentally drew shit on it
Frogbone: that doesn't have any effect right
Merric_Tolth: yeah I took care of it
vamik: Meh
Merric_Tolth: we can see it.
vamik: Doesn't matter
vamik: We draw all the time
Igfig: just undo
RobotDAVE: We ... uh, did we just hurt an ogre ... with soap?
Merric_Tolth: no
Merric_Tolth: that was flavour text
Arwia: That'd be silly.
Arwia: Far too silly for the Eberron setting.
RobotDAVE: all righty then.
Frogbone: is there any way to zoom in?
Merric_Tolth: no
Frogbone: ugh
Justice: All though to be fair I soaped the shit out of it
vamik: You got soap in his wounds
vamik: That's how
Justice: Yeah I can see how that would sting
Frogbone: is the ogre "J"?
Igfig: The ogre is O
Igfig: J is Ace Justice
Frogbone: Oh, right
RobotDAVE: The J is Justice
Igfig: who you think would be a private eye, but isn't
Frogbone: who is currently riding the ogre, right
RobotDAVE: Yes
vamik: Bathing*
Igfig: sitting in its lap
Frogbone: is the ogre clothed by any chance
Frogbone: I guess not, since he's bathing, right?
Justice: Well igfig
Justice: I am a private eye
Frogbone: man, this DnD session is R-rated
Justice: but I'm so good at it my cover is undetectable unless I tell someone
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Frogbone: Clone!
Frogbone: Kill it!
FR-Z-N: Feed it to the ogre.
Justice: DO WE NOT HAVE A CLERIC
Justice: ?
Frogbone: Like all things scientific, it must die
Justice: Dammit
Justice: I should make a full time cleric
Igfig2: you have a sentinel
Igfig2: it's comparable
Igfig2: Oh shit, there's FR-Z-N!
FR-Z-N: Yes!
FR-Z-N: I fell asleep, sorry.
Igfig2: Heh, that's okay
Justice: My sentinel kinda sucks at healing
Frogbone: FR-Z-N has a completely retarded sleep schedule
Frogbone: ask him about it sometime
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FR-Z-N: Don't bother, I will be asleep
Igfig2: Luckily Hands and Waffle (Vamik and Justice) came along to be thrown through a window in your place
vamik: Ig is gone
Frogbone: this is some Invasion of the Body-Snatchers shit right here
FR-Z-N: It's infiltrating the system
Justice: that was kind of hilarious
Justice: what was that a reference to?
Arwia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZpa9RF9aj4&feature=related
Arwia: It'll take a bit into it.
Justice: I can't watch that right now
Justice: no headphones or speakers
Arwia: Actually that particular video I showed doesn't have the line in it anyways.
Justice: Oh okay then
Arwia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXOCzB35kFY&feature=related
Arwia: This is the right one.
MiloMagnus: Hey Igfig, when you get the chance can you send me the stats to the hood of shadowcleft? Unless they're already posted somewhere and I'm to stupid to see them
Arwia: This one gets to it quicker actually.
Arwia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhwdPdtQs94
Igfig: They are
Justice: okay I'm watching it
Justice: this is kinda lame
Igfig: they're on the campaign wiki, under Magic Items
Igfig: *in
Justice: that was so lame
Arwia: So darn, fight is still going but it is looking like I won't get to use any of my fun necromancy spells.
Arwia: That Restless Dead one was just an at-will.
Arwia: Also that show is G Gundam, it's a bit old now.
Merric_Tolth: Somone can heal check you
Merric_Tolth: eventually
Justice: I have +9 heal
MiloMagnus: the campaign wiki is...
Justice: where are you on the map
MiloMagnus: in the thread?
Justice: milo is dumb
MiloMagnus: I am incredibly dumb
Merric_Tolth: you can find the wiki at the bottom of the map
Arwia: http://community.wizards.com/shetlandfirestorm/wiki/Shetland_Firestorm_(campaign)
Arwia: Or here's a link.
Igfig: that link is misformatted or something
MiloMagnus: no i found it with a search
MiloMagnus: thanks!
Frogbone: It's been an hour since I joined, and so far you've managed to kill exactly one ogre
Frogbone: Your ogre-killing skills are weak
Arwia: He's not dead yet.
Frogbone: Not even one?
vamik: It's been about 30 seconds in game
Arwia: He might be dead.
Merric_Tolth: not even 30 seconds
Merric_Tolth: only about 18 or so since we started combate
Frogbone: How many seconds is a turn?
Arwia: 6,
Arwia: Per round.
Merric_Tolth: one round (all turns) is 6 seconds
vamik: No, a turn is 6 seconds
vamik: I thought
Justice: er
Justice: ig I just notice
Arwia: The turn is your part of the 6 seconds.
Arwia: Maybe.
Justice: Do I take a penalty to all cha skill checks because Ace can't speak right?
Justice: since he has no tongue
Arwia: Depends, how well can he do puppy dog eyes?
Igfig: probably, unless it's nonverbal
vamik: Cha is more then speaking
vamik: It's looks
Justice: he can puppy dog the shit out of his eyes
Arwia: So no rousing speeches or anything.
Arwia: But yeah, puppy dog eyes and all that.
Justice: delf
Justice: how about Vamik and me have a back story
Justice: After I escaped from slavery and started hiring out as a mercenary, you and me met up and have been traveling since
Justice: which would explain why we were both fighting the ogre
vamik: I don't think this is going to even be a complete session
Justice: I know
vamik: adventure*
Justice: but I like backstory
Justice: backstory is fun
vamik: And Vamik hate's people who hates his enemies
Justice: uhh
Justice: what
Justice: He hates people who hate the same people he does?
vamik: Uuuh
vamik: YES
vamik: YES HE DOES
vamik: UH
Justice: the enemy of my enemy is my friend
vamik: YEAH
vamik: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy
Justice: Vamik just straight hates everyone
Igfig: By the way, who is Dogjacks Logoff in the Scribblar?