Dave_the_Robot joined #pwot_dnd2.
BD: "Boy. Alone in a hallway with an assassin on the loose."
BD: "This sure is a good idea"
BD: "I'd hate to be brutally murdered right now"
Dave_the_Robot: When I find your body I'll let the others know with this
Dave_the_Robot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2VhB7vaZI0
BD: Will the lights turn red?
BD: and the screen shake?
Dave_the_Robot: I dunno
BD: And thus I have finished planning for zombies
Slim: OK, I am here,
Slim: red
Dave_the_Robot: Okay, we're going to the hangar for what again?
BD: Drones
Slim: Right.
Dave_the_Robot: to do what with the drones
Slim: That I don't know.
BD: Check the ship
Dave_the_Robot: ah, ok
Dave_the_Robot: mood music:
Dave_the_Robot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfubGDQRT9Y
Dave_the_Robot: anywho
Slim: You make your way through the puddle filled halls
BD: *splash*
Slim: back to the still (mostly) empty hanger
Dave_the_Robot: Drone controls, I'm guessing?
Slim: The done control area is located in a small room off the main hanger.
BD: "We should pilot a drone over to the lounge and scare the crap out of them"
Slim: Basically one big computer screen
Dave_the_Robot: "Why would a robot scare them?"
Slim: It's like IMAX
BD: "We can fly into the room suddenly and clip a few heads"
Dave_the_Robot: "Let's just focus on the task at hand."
BD: "Fiiiiiiiiine"
BD: "We'll need to do it later though
Dave_the_Robot: "Sure, if we find and kill the guy"
Dave_the_Robot: So let's do the drone things
BD: 1d20 drone things
Fortuna: BD, drone things: [1] = 1
BD: Crap
BD: The drones explode suddenly
Slim: There are currently two functional drones
Slim: Well, now one drone
Slim: BD grabbed the controls excitedly and drove one into a wall
BD: "Oops"
Slim: The sprinkler system restarts
BD: "Here, you pilot"
Dave_the_Robot: "Yeah, I think that'd be best. Make sure the assassin doesn't sneak up on us or something."
Dave_the_Robot: I pilot the thing
BD: BD punches blindly
BD: Attemping to hit an invisible assassin
Slim: Alright, lets hope Dave does better than a 1
BD: Or surprise air whisps
Dave_the_Robot: Is there any modifier for this?
Dave_the_Robot: or just d20?
BD: Dex probably
BD: Video game skills
Slim: Yeah, Dex
Slim: Since it's a sort of a joystick deal
Dave_the_Robot: what about Int? Maybe being a smart robot helps with flying dumb robots
BD: Wait, could I stand on the drone and just be brought to the ship
Slim: Dex mod or acrobatics if you have it
Dave_the_Robot: then nobody's going to watch my back
Slim: That is true
Slim: Dave will be exposed
Dave_the_Robot: Dex it is
Dave_the_Robot: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Dave_the_Robot, 1d20+6: [12] = 18
BD: You need to upgrade and get a rear view camera
Slim: Also Dave ypu can have a +3 to drone piloting since you are a robot
BD: for backing up
Dave_the_Robot: so 21
Slim: BD are you on the drone, or no?
BD: Hmmm
BD: What would be the roll to stay on it
Slim: A dex check.
Dave_the_Robot: If he is, I'm gonna roll to shake him off
BD: I stand on it
Slim: But Dave got a good roll, so he could probably keep it steady for you pretty easily
BD: Keyword could
Slim: Or shake you off, I suppose
Dave_the_Robot: 1d20+9 to shake him off and fly out towards the ship
Fortuna: Dave_the_Robot, to shake him off and fly out towards the ship: [5] = 14
BD: 1d20+8 to stay on the drone
Fortuna: BD, to stay on the drone: [10] = 18
BD: WOOHOO
Dave_the_Robot: boooo
BD: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Slim: BD clings to the drone while Dave barrel rolls it out of the hanger
BD: This is the one of the most hilarious mental images
Slim: Looping upside down and backwards before circling and flying towards where the ship was last detected.
Slim: BD another dex check as you near destination, please
BD: 1d20+8
Fortuna: BD, 1d20+8: [19] = 27
BD: WOOHOO
BD: I begin barrel rolling with it
Slim: As it shoots forward at top speed,
Slim: BD stands on one of the wings and rides it like a surfboard
Dave_the_Robot: agh, the more good rolls you use up trying to stay on that thing are rolls I can't use to pilot it
Dave_the_Robot: so if I crash it's your fault
Dave_the_Robot: wings? I was imagining this thing more like a little Halo Monitor type thing
Slim: Yeah, piloting check to reducing to scanning speed and circle
Slim: Well, whatever
Dave_the_Robot: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Dave_the_Robot, 1d20+9: [6] = 15
Slim: He stands on it
Slim: Dave is a bit hasty and the sudden decrease in speed makes it stall, but then it keeps moving as speed is reduced and it enters scan mode
Slim: Basically when you say 'drone' I imagine those airforce fighter drones
BD: So do I, but smaller
Slim: But as long as it does the same thing, I don't really mind what it looks like
Dave_the_Robot: I imagine flying robots from Star Wars or something
BD: It's a borg ship
Dave_the_Robot: kinda like those litte Geth flying robots in Mass Effect
Slim: So anyway,
Dave_the_Robot: yeah anyways
BD: 1d20+10 to search as well
Fortuna: BD, to search as well: [11] = 21
Slim: The Drone takes up scanning protocols and begins to search
Dave_the_Robot: you want a check from me? Perception or something?
Slim: BD you gaze out into the surrounding area and see the outline of the ship from before
Slim: Yes please, Dave
BD: Oh cool
BD: I point towards the ship
BD: "THAT A WAY"
Dave_the_Robot: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Dave_the_Robot, 1d20+10: [7] = 17
Slim: Dave wirelessly syncs his scanning software with the drone to examine the area,
Slim: Picking up hints of the craft, only to be pointed towards it by BD
BD: Is there an AOL dialup tone?
Slim: Maybe when Dave was first connecting
Slim: Dave
Dave_the_Robot: Yes?
Slim:  1d20+16 VS dave AC
Fortuna: Slim, VS dave AC: [17] = 33
Igfig: "The sprinklers suddenly turn off"
Dave_the_Robot: GOD DAMN YOU BD
Igfig: er, those were supposed to be asterisks, not quotation marks
Dave_the_Robot: that's a hit
BD: Does the drone shake?
Dave_the_Robot: ACTIVATE ALERT SIREN
Slim:  3d6+13
Fortuna: Slim,  3d6+13: [1, 6, 4] = 24
Slim: BD, dex check to stay on the drone as it shakes violently
Slim: Dave, that was a damage roll
BD: 1d20+8
Fortuna: BD, 1d20+8: [1] = 9
BD: OOF
Dave_the_Robot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2VhB7vaZI0&feature=player_embedded#!
BD: BD is thrown off violently
Waffle: you hear an explosion
Slim: The drone barrels rolls and throws BD to the ground before careening off into the sky
Waffle: a clothy and feathery one
BD: "OOF"
Slim: Dave you take that 24 damage as a blade punches through your back
BD: I get up and start running to the craft
Dave_the_Robot: ouch
BD: Dave is murdered brutally
Slim: Directly through where a humans heart would have been
Dave_the_Robot: I have more than 24 HP, so no
Slim: GO ROBOTS
Dave_the_Robot: I turn my head around and look him in the eye with my robot eyes
BD: A bunch of wires stick out of daves back
BD: and electricity crackles
Slim: Your head rotates 160 degrees and you see a confused looking creature hanging upside down behind you, one arm extended having forced a blade through you
Slim: It shakes its head, then retracts the blade and there is a flash as the cloak is initiated
Dave_the_Robot: free action to draw my crossbow
Dave_the_Robot: Minor to activate my repulsion armor
Slim: Alright.
Dave_the_Robot: if he's still adjacent to me, he's pushed 1
Slim: As you do this, your scanners pick up shimmers of displaced light as the creature moves around the room rapidly.
Slim: (and is pushed 1 from you)
BD: Keep in mind there's an exploded space craft
Dave_the_Robot: I'll shoot at him with a tethercord
Dave_the_Robot: 1d20+11 vs Reflex
Fortuna: Dave_the_Robot, vs Reflex: [4] = 15
Dave_the_Robot: balls
Slim:  1 sec
Yin joined #pwot_dnd2.
Yin: Crap I'm late, sorry.
Dave_the_Robot: It's just in time for combat
BD: Yin climbs out of the crashed drone
BD: Awoken from a great nap by the klaxon
Dave_the_Robot: I'm alone in a hangar with a cloaked assassin while the others are three stooging their way through slippery wet hallways to get here
BD: And I'm running towards the space ship
Yin: So wait, what is happening what huh where when why to what extent and some other question added to the run on sentence?
Dave_the_Robot: we're still looking for that assassin guy
Slim: Dave, explain the situation while I speak with ig
BD: Assassin guy is attacking Dave
Dave_the_Robot: We split up, Me and BD went to pilot a drone so we could check out his ship, the others stayed to do whatever
BD: We were piloting the drones, I jumped on one to investigate the ship myself
BD: Dave is alone
Dave_the_Robot: BD rode on the drone for some stupid reason, leaving me alone in the hangar to pilot it
BD: We have no idea who you're with
Dave_the_Robot: the assassin snuck up on me and stabbed me in the back, which is why I was wanting BD to stay
BD: If I can get to the Assassin's ship, I can pilot it back here
Dave_the_Robot: so now BD is running an undetermined distance to the assassin's ship for some reason and I'm in the drone hangar with a cloaked assassin
Dave_the_Robot: What makes you think you can hotwire a cloaked alien ship
BD: No idea
Dave_the_Robot: and that's basically it
Yin: Right, and I think last thing Thorn did was slash at a fake assassin.
Dave_the_Robot: the others heard my klaxon alarm when I got stabbed, so now they're headed here through the hallways that we flooded with sprinklers
Dave_the_Robot: and having to skill challenge because of the water on the floor
Slim: OK,
BD: The three stooges suddenly fly out of an air vent
Slim: Sorry guys
BD: and hit the wall comically
Slim: So where is Yin?
BD: With us now
Waffle: suddenly ace and barvo and maestro powerslide through a vent
BD: as well as everyone else
BD: So what am I doing right now
BD: Because I'm by the ship
Waffle: the vent cover goes flying off and slams into the wall on the other side of the room
Waffle: we pose heroicly
Slim: OK, so I assume Yin goes to find dave shooting the air?
Barvo: Barvo draws his axe, it is on
Waffle: Ace is still riding on Barvo's shoulder
Yin: Or I could drop from the ceiling, or something.
Dave_the_Robot: sure
Waffle: they are about 14 feet tall 
Waffle: double axe combo bitch
Slim: Wait.
Slim: Yin.
BD: Yin climbs out of a ship and yells at dave to shut that siren up
Yin: Yup?
Igfig: Okay, it looks like there should have been a round of combat before yo arrived
Slim: He is in the drone control room
Yin: Alright.
Waffle: okay we'll let them go
BD: Alright, what should I do
Dave_the_Robot: there was
BD: I'm by the ship
Igfig: but I was too slow responding to SLim
Slim: The assassin locked the door from the inside. Strength check to kick it open
Yin: Also, other thread?
Dave_the_Robot: I got an attack off but I missed
BD: They came in through a vent
BD: not a door
Igfig: Er, other chat
Slim: Sorry guys
BD: I fool around by the assassins ship
Slim: Anyway Dave your tethercord missed and instead took a monitor captive
BD: Comically hitting it with rocks
Dave_the_Robot: great
Slim: And you can hear Yin jiggling the door from the other side.
Dave_the_Robot: I go to unlock the door
Igfig: I think we should all be in the same chat now, perhaps
Dave_the_Robot: this one or the other?
Igfig: we can stay here
Dave_the_Robot: okay
BD: What about me Igfig
Igfig: (saying that for the others' benefit)
Slim: Are we all in one place now?
Igfig: Oh, BD
Igfig: hmm'
BD: I'm physically by the assassin's ship
Slim: BD is hitting the assassin ship with rocks
Dave_the_Robot: everyone but BD
Dave_the_Robot: BD is trying to steal the assassin's ship
Dave_the_Robot: Everyone else is here
Igfig: Slim, you're good here? I can take BD in the other chat
Slim: Go for it.
Igfig: Aight
Slim: I think I've got this.
Dave_the_Robot: Okay, I try to let them in
Dave_the_Robot: Also, anytime the assassin comes adjacent to me, he gets pushed 1 square until the end of the encounter
Dave_the_Robot: just to put that out there
Slim: OK.
Slim: So are you just kinda near the door, then?
Barvo: remember, barvo, ace, and the maestro are already in here
Dave_the_Robot: Oh, I thought people were trying to get in the door since it was locked or something
Slim: So everyone is just kinda piling in the drone piloting room?
Slim: You let Yin in
Dave_the_Robot: ah, ok
Slim: After the assassi entered and locked it
Dave_the_Robot: well, I think it's other people's turns to do stuff now or something
Dave_the_Robot: I've had my standard, move and minor
BD: The others are posing heroicly for the camera
Slim: Now everyone is all just kinda in here, somewhere there is an assassin
Dave_the_Robot: We should shut the hangar bay doors
Dave_the_Robot: trap him in here with us
Slim: Who is closest to the door?
Barvo: dave and yin
Waffle: I brb'd which chat am I in now
Dave_the_Robot: whoever came in last
Dave_the_Robot: Yin I guess
Slim: Here, waffle
Dave_the_Robot: or me
BD: This one waffle
Waffle: okay
Slim: Yin, make a check to grab something as it tries to slip past you
Waffle: roll init?
Slim: Not quite.
Thorn: Oh.
Thorn: Can I use acrobatics?
Thorn: 1d20+14
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d20+14: [6] = 20
Slim: Yeah, I think so
Dave_the_Robot: that's escaping, grab is just a melee bas- okay
Slim: Note: I don't know much about checks in this version, so if you know things,
Thorn: I was thinking something acrobatticy, like flipping them, or at the very least tripping them.
Slim: By all means, help me out
Dave_the_Robot: grab is Str vs Reflex
Barvo: or dex for a rogue
Dave_the_Robot: Dave used to be a Grappling Fighter so I learned all the grabbing rules
Slim: Either way, that misses, Yin. You can try for the str one if you want, though
Slim: Since it is indeed a grab
Thorn: Or Dex says Barvo, so I'll go with that.
Thorn: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d20+5: [7] = 12
Thorn: Yeah no.
Dave_the_Robot: Fuck, he's out again
Slim: You feel something slip past you, fumble to stop it, but miss and hear it move out into the hanger bay
Barvo: I run after him
Waffle: I chase after 
Dave_the_Robot: Wait, he was running into the hangar?
Dave_the_Robot: or out/
Waffle: quick turn on all the engines
Dave_the_Robot: ?
Waffle: I think I saw this in a movie once
Slim: Barvo basically punches through the wall and out into the hanger
Thorn: 1d20+11 perception so I know where he is then.
Fortuna: Thorn, perception so I know where he is then.: [18] = 29
Slim: You were all in the drone control room, which is a tiny room off the side of the hanger
Dave_the_Robot: Ah, ok
Dave_the_Robot: Into the hangar then
Dave_the_Robot: Close all entrances
Waffle: WE'RE GOIN' INTO LOOCCKDOOWWN
Dave_the_Robot: Actually, I'll shoot towards the door into the facility
Thorn: Hold on:
Dave_the_Robot: I don't know if he's there or not since he's cloaked, but I'll just shoot towards the empty space at the door
Dave_the_Robot: or Thorn can do a thing
Thorn: I rolled a 29 on my perception, if I can spot him I could probably point him out.
Thorn: And then you could shoot him.
Dave_the_Robot: right, that
Slim: OK so you are sealing the exits,
Dave_the_Robot: Thorn rolled a 29 perception
Slim: And thorn is trying a perception to find the cloaked him?
Thorn: Yup.
Dave_the_Robot: Right, to point him out so I can shoot him, while the others lock the room down
Slim: Thorn closes his eyes and listenes very carefully, picking the soft steps of a running enemy from barvos grunting and daves sparking noises
Slim: .... Or something.
Waffle: and my gasping and fat rumpling
Thorn: I could sniff him too?  I am a gnoll.
Thorn: Not Waffle though.
Slim: You can tell that it is frantically searching the hanger bay doors for weakness
Thorn: No one wants to smell that.
Slim: You could try, but he doesn't have much of a scent.
Waffle: I overpower it 
Dave_the_Robot: Point him out to me, I can shoot at him and if I hit it gives other a bonus to hit him too
Thorn: Right, not going to bother smelling him out then, I don't have the gnoll tracker perk anyways.
Thorn: Yup, I point him out for Dave.
Waffle: do any of us have tremor vision?
Waffle: I doubt i
Waffle: it
Waffle: but still
Dave_the_Robot: who's adjacent to me?
Dave_the_Robot: Thorn, and who else?
Thorn: Your presence here would cause us issues with tremor vision too Waffle.
Waffle: me and barvo are a little ways away I think
Dave_the_Robot: ok, so just Thorn
Slim: Armed with Thorns advice, Dave uses fancy robot logic to zero in on a rough location where the assassin should be
Barvo: we are quite athletic
Dave_the_Robot: In that case, Aggravating Force
Dave_the_Robot: er, Magic Weapon
Dave_the_Robot: sorry
Dave_the_Robot: 1d20+15 vs AC
Fortuna: Dave_the_Robot, vs AC: [17] = 32
Dave_the_Robot: Thorn gets a +1 bonus to hit him and +5 damage EONT
Waffle: EONT?
Thorn: End of next turn.
Dave_the_Robot: 1d10+6
Fortuna: Dave_the_Robot, 1d10+6: [1] = 7
Slim: That was a hit
Dave_the_Robot: and I'll use my daily item power on my Crossbow
Slim: So the 7 was damage?
Dave_the_Robot: yes, 7 damage, Thorn gets +1 to hit and +5 damage to the assassin before the end of my next turn and everyone can roll twice when they attack him and use the better result EONT
Thorn: Yup.
Dave_the_Robot: so everyone ATTACK
Barvo: on it!
Waffle: god it
Barvo: roll init I guess
Waffle: oh man he is fucked
Barvo: ?
Waffle: okay
Slim: Dave
Waffle: 1d20+7 ace init
Fortuna: Waffle, ace init: [6] = 13
Waffle: shjit
Barvo: except dave, dave is last
Slim: What did you attack with?
Barvo: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+5: [18] = 23
Dave_the_Robot: a power, Magic Weapon
Barvo: with his crossbow
Thorn: 1d20+13 initiative
Fortuna: Thorn, initiative: [2] = 15
Dave_the_Robot: and I used my item power that my Accurate Superior Crossbow has
Slim: I mean like, explosive damage, just damage damage, burning, etc.
Dave_the_Robot: just damage
Slim: OK
Dave_the_Robot: Sorry, "Targeting", not accurate crossbow
Slim: Ah dicks.
Dave_the_Robot: basically I just nailed him with a huge flare or something
Slim: Take 5 you guys. I gotta go find/take my meds
Waffle: okay
Dave_the_Robot: and everyone can hit him easier until the end of my next turn
Slim: Maybe get ig to run this for a minute
Waffle: \by how much
Waffle: how much is added to our attack roll
Thorn: By being able to roll twice.
Waffle: oh just that
Thorn: And choose either result.
Waffle: okay
Dave_the_Robot: yup
Slim: I return!
Waffle: shoot
Waffle: fun time is over guys
Slim: :(
Waffle: I kid slim
Waffle: you know we love you
Waffle: you fat sack of crap
Slim: OK, so did someone write down init?
Waffle: err
Waffle: no
Waffle: it appears to be barvo thorn me dave
Dave_the_Robot: Barvo Thorn Waffle Dave
Thorn: Barvo:  23,  Thorn 15,  Waffle 13, Dave ?  And assassin also unknown.
Dave_the_Robot: I went right before Init was rolled so I'm last
Dave_the_Robot: but for good measure
Dave_the_Robot: 1d10+6
Fortuna: Dave_the_Robot, 1d10+6: [2] = 8
Dave_the_Robot: 8
Slim: Barvo first, it seems
Barvo: okay
Barvo: so where is the map?
Waffle: oh right that
Waffle: we have some old maps on this
Dave_the_Robot: I'm making it
Waffle: we should clear all the pages some time
Barvo: alright
Barvo: I have a huge folder full of maps if you ever need some
BD: The hangar should be in files
BD: The hangar I used a hile ago
Waffle: I can also whip up a map in campaign cartographer if we need it
Slim: Should I wait a sec while the map is made?
Slim: Actually,
Dave_the_Robot: just do that, 6x10 grid should be fine
Slim: To start,
Barvo: need to be able to see
Dave_the_Robot: I can't upload the image for some reason
Slim: Barvo try something (assassin goes after barvo)
Slim: Thanks to daves hit, everyone has a pretty good idea of where this thing is
Slim: Even if he is invisible.
Barvo: okay, I will sprint over to him
Barvo: and hit him with a thunder hooves rage
Barvo: 2#1d20+15
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+15: [17] = 32; 1d20+15: [9] = 24
Slim: Oh man.
Slim: You hit something, and it hisses loudly
Barvo: 3d12+10
Fortuna: Barvo, 3d12+10: [12, 6, 2] = 30
Slim: But it's not an actual hit
Barvo: I am enraged
Slim: Wait, did I make that confusing?
Slim: Sorry...
BD: You notice a large amount of flashing on the horizon if you're looking
Slim: By the way.
Slim: Since this is technically OOC, I have a thing to ask quickly
Slim: How many people here go on the MC server?
Barvo: I am on occasionally
BD: Me
Thorn: I haven't been on the server since some time after survival multiplayer started working, but before the nether worked in multiplayer.
Thorn: So I don't think I've been on the current one.
Waffle: yeah that was around when I stopped playing
Dave_the_Robot: I don't really do minecraft
Slim: I know Ig, waffle and I thought frozenpie had
Waffle: I remember our first treck into the nether
Slim: Anyway,
Waffle: I go on very, very, very rarely
Slim: I will be seeing Lux and Midori this weekend. Wanted to know if I should say hi
Slim: That being said.
Slim: Barvo is pissed and thrashing around, 
Barvo: I don't know if they would even know me
Waffle: they wouldn't 
Waffle: tell them barvo says hi anyways
Waffle: sure tell them waffle says hello
Waffle: why not
Igfig: Yes, do say hi
Barvo: I am frozenpie on minecraft, thank you very much.
Slim: You notice a shimmer as something sprints past him and a moment later you hear the slamming of a shuttle door
Waffle: oh shit
Waffle: OH SHIT
Waffle: how strong is the armor on that shuttle would you say
Waffle: it's a space ship, so I wouldn't imagine much
Waffle: but the space in this universe also works differently
Slim: Well, strong enough to keep out space
Waffle: if 
Barvo: still my turn?
BD: Suddenly a sleek black ship flys into view
Thorn: Could just use the door.
Waffle: I say... smacked it with my giant axe
Slim: And space debries
Waffle: would I be able to break through?
Igfig: Yeah, spaceships don't need to be airtight
Dave_the_Robot: so why didn't that attack hit him?
BD: What weapons do I have on this Ig
Slim: Which attack? barvos?
Barvo: yes
Barvo: which does half damage on a miss
Slim: Ohhhh
Slim: I did not know that
Slim: Then he takes half damage
Barvo: 15
BD: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"
Slim: ... However much that is.
Dave_the_Robot: 32 is a miss?
Waffle: BD
BD: "PREPARE THE SHIP ME MATEYS"
Waffle: shoot that fucking shuttle
Barvo: I think he has some sort of dodge
BD: "BY WHICH I MEAN GET OUT OF THE WAY"
Waffle: the assassin is in there
Waffle: oh shit
Igfig: Well, there's the flashbangs, and a single elemental missile launcher
Slim: Wait,
Slim: Wait slow down I got confused.
Slim: I mixed up the numbers
Waffle: we're about to get shot with a big missile
BD: "exactly"
BD: "So I advise you get out"
Dave_the_Robot: barvo rolled two attacks against the assassin, a 32 and a 24
Slim: Oh
Dave_the_Robot: which means hit attack was 32 vs whatever
Slim: The 24 missed
Dave_the_Robot: right
Slim: the 32 did not
Barvo: okay
Barvo: 30 damage
Barvo: then action point
Dave_the_Robot: My item power let him roll twice and use the better result
Barvo: reckless rampage
Slim: Ahhh
Barvo: I move through him
Barvo: 2#1d20+17
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+17: [19] = 36; 1d20+17: [17] = 34
Slim: Through?
Igfig: Holy crap
Barvo: my rage lets me move through their square
Barvo: 3d12+10
Fortuna: Barvo, 3d12+10: [11, 3, 8] = 32
Slim: Oh, like a charge slam thing?
Barvo: sort of
Barvo: it gives me 1[w] extra damage on the next hit
BD: Barvo blows a hole through his torso
Slim: Barvo is a charger!
Barvo: soo, 62 damage to him total
Barvo: my turn is done now
Dave_the_Robot: Targeting Superior Crossbow is awesome when you have super powerful allies, confirmed
Igfig: Well, he's definitely bloodied now
Barvo: BARRVOOOO
Igfig: which means his camo cloak is damaged again
Waffle: my turn? or yin's?
Slim: Is that Barvos warcry?
Thorn: I'm before you Waffle.
Waffle: okay
Dave_the_Robot: Assassin's turn is after Barvo, then Thorn then Waffle then me
Waffle: wait where did yin go
Thorn: *raises hand*
BD: I should probably roll init
Slim: Well, eiher way the assassin made its way into the shuttle which is now roaring to life
BD: Or do I roll the ships init
Barvo: OA?
Igfig: Just your own for now, BD
BD: 1d20+10 init
Fortuna: BD, init: [19] = 29
Waffle: well
Barvo: do I get an opportunity attack as he runs past?
Igfig: Probably, although I think he had a bonus to AC vs OAs
Barvo: that's fine
Barvo: 1d20+17
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+17: [11] = 28
Slim: Wait, what was that roll for?
Igfig: That's annoying, now I have to find out how big that bonus actually is
Thorn: Hey Moose, is it until end of our next turn, or until end of Dave's next turn?
Thorn: For the double rolling.
Barvo: Opportunity attack from an enemy moving away
Dave_the_Robot: End of Dave's turn
Barvo: oh
Barvo: so I get to roll another?
Barvo: yay
Thorn: Yup.
Barvo: 1d20+17
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+17: [11] = 28
Barvo: haha
BD: WHICH ONE IS BETTER
BD: WHICH ONE
Dave_the_Robot: snake-eyes with glasses
Dave_the_Robot: sortof
Waffle: we'll have to flip a coin
BD: 1d2
Fortuna: BD, 1d2: [2] = 2
Dave_the_Robot: four ones
Igfig: Damn, looks like the bonus is +4
Igfig: so that's just a miss
Barvo: oh well
Igfig: Right, who was next?
Thorn: Well, is it still the assassin's turn?
BD: Has he seen me yet?
Dave_the_Robot: Yeah, Assassin's turn
Igfig: I think he spent his standard action starting the shuttle
Igfig: but I could be wrong
Slim: Yeah, he' pretty much done
BD: I'm behind him where I assume there are no windows
Slim: BD are you in the assassins ship?
Thorn: He is.
Igfig: yeah
Slim: Well then yes, he does. Kinda.
Slim: He has a tiny GPS for his ship
Igfig: Rearview mirrors
Slim: (It's invisible. Kinda need one)
Igfig: that too
BD: Oh well
Thorn: So, can I get in to the shuttle?  I've got these wonderful bonuses from Dave that I'd really like to use by stabbing him.
BD: I suggest the rest of you get out of the hangar or something
Igfig: Did he lock the door, Slim? Or just close it?
Waffle: sorry, I'm re-watching sychronize and unite
Slim: Lock also.
Slim: But either way it has an autolock when the ship starts
Thorn: Crud.
Slim: A failsafe for when the pilot gets drunk and forgets
Thorn: I was going to do such horrendous things to him too.
Igfig: There's probably another way in though, right?
Barvo: you have very good theify checks
Slim: There is always another way
BD: I think you're forgetting about the GIANT MISSILE that I'm about to shoot at the shuttle
Thorn: But I can get a +22 to hit, or 21, and a ridiculous damage stuffs that I really want to do, though I suppose I'll have the opportunity again with Dave around.
Igfig: The shuttle does have windows
Waffle: okay back
Igfig: a full windshield, in fact
Waffle: let's break it then
Barvo: brb
BD: Go give me a one liner in the other chat waffle
Igfig: And whose turn is next?
Thorn: Mine.
Waffle: okay
Thorn: It's pretty much everyone's turn before it is BD's turn.
Igfig: After Thorn's I mean
Thorn: Sides Barvo and the assassin.
Thorn: Oh, Waffle.
Dave_the_Robot: Waffle
BD: Barvo can take a hit
Dave_the_Robot: Init is on the map
Igfig: Thorn could delay and let someone set it up for him
BD: I hope
Thorn: Waffle, I'm going to delay.  I'm counting on you, and if not on you then probably on Dave.
Waffle: okay
Waffle: so what
Waffle: do I like, attack the ship
BD: Waffle
Dave_the_Robot: If you delay past my turn, you won't get the two rolls
Thorn: Though if I wait till after Dave then the bonuses would be gone, so mostly counting on you to bust the windshield.
BD: I'm going to be shooting a missile at the shuttle
Thorn: Eh I'll live.
BD: Those of you who are soft and squishy should leave
Waffle: can't I just swing my axe at the side of the shuttle and try to break through it?
Waffle: oh okay
Igfig: Sure
Waffle: the windshield
Waffle: let's do this
Waffle: I currently do not exist on the map
Waffle: I was with barvo though
Waffle: so I am right ther
Igfig: K
Waffle: which side is the wind shield
Waffle: the top?
Thorn: The front side.
Igfig: the side closer to you, yes
Waffle: okay
Dave_the_Robot: Blue A is the assassin
Waffle: Ace switches into duelist's assault stance
Waffle: here we go
Waffle: I charge that fucking windshield, swinging my axe to high heaven
Waffle: wait
Waffle: do I have a +4 from anything?
Waffle: I seem to remember that from somewhere
Thorn: That was something else Waffle.
Waffle: okay
Waffle: normal roll then
Igfig: Isn't that what Duelist's Assault does? +4 damage?
Waffle: 1d20+14
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+14: [16] = 30
Waffle: 1d20+14
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+14: [8] = 22
Waffle: okay I'll use the first
Igfig: You do in fact hit, yes
Waffle: okay then
Waffle: I'll activate my axe's power
Waffle: and use power strike
Igfig: what power is that?
Igfig: on your axe I mean
Waffle: woops
Waffle: that's a property
Waffle: disregard
Dave_the_Robot: which means it always happens
Igfig: Heheh
Waffle: I think I have not updated my damage in a while
Waffle: it should be more
Waffle: give me 5 seconds to check this
Waffle: nope it's fine
BD: IT'S BEEN FIVE SECONDS
Waffle: okay
Waffle: HAW
Waffle: 1d12+14+1d12
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d12+14+1d12: [1, 6] = 21
BD: http://gyazo.com/8f0f4aeaa4f85cdab4ddd5e8a7d4ff26
Waffle: wait forgot the +4 from my stance
Waffle: 25 damage
Igfig: Ha! That is exactly enough!
Waffle: and I knock the windshield prone
BD: It's part of the shuttle
BD: the shuttle is prone
Igfig: The windshield falls in
Waffle: would it be a good idea to jump inside
Igfig: in a shower of glass
Thorn: Probably not.
Waffle: okay
Waffle: in that case
Waffle: errrmm
Dave_the_Robot: BD's probably about to blow the thing up with a missile
Waffle: I can't move
Waffle: uhh
Dave_the_Robot: action point
Waffle: yeah sure
Waffle: I'll action point I sprint away
Slim: Guys,
Waffle: I make sure to give the assassin a middle finger
Slim: I have stuff to do tomorrow.
Slim: So I gotta turn in.
Waffle: okay
Igfig: Aright, night Slim
Thorn: Night Slim.
BD: Night
Igfig: we'll be done pretty soon anyway
Slim: I think we made good progress, though.
Igfig: Aye, we did
Slim: Considering the lack of it in recent weeks
Slim: So, next week I will not be here because of the trip.
Igfig: Right.
Slim: And I will send my best to Lux and Midori on your behalfs
Waffle: okay
Igfig: Please do
Thorn: Have fun.
BD: Do so
Igfig: Bye now!
Slim quit.
Waffle: okay
Igfig: Okay
Igfig: Thorn
Thorn: On to the stabbing then.
Waffle: so now BD just needs to roll the attac k
Waffle: attack
Igfig: Eh? Isn't it Thorn right now?
BD: It is
Thorn: Nope, the reason for the windshield thing was stabby time Waffle.
BD: Waffle is just trying to kill everone else
Waffle: oh
Thorn: So now it is stabby time.
Waffle: I could have just stabbed him then
BD: Dave now
Waffle: :(
Dave_the_Robot: Yeah, it's Thorn
Thorn: You broke the windshield for me Waffle.
Dave_the_Robot: Yeah, that was the whole point
Igfig: If you stayed there, you'd be hit by the explosion that's about to happen
Waffle: I'm a mul
Waffle: I'd be fine
Thorn: Anyways, moving with Ambush Trick since he's alone now, charging using Furious Charge, and thanks to combat advantage I'll be throwing backstab in it as well.
Igfig: Well, if you really wanted to, Waffle
Thorn: 2#1d20+22 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn, vs. AC: [17] = 39; vs. AC: [9] = 31
Igfig: Hits
Thorn: Oooh and now for the fun part.
Waffle: man I love rolling really long damage rolls
Thorn: 3d6+2d8+17 damage.
Fortuna: Thorn, damage.: [5, 1, 5, 8, 1] = 37
Waffle: doing like 200 damage in a single attack
Dave_the_Robot: rogue backstab and sneak attack damage time
Waffle: due to one stupidly overpowered spell
Thorn: Useing the gloves trick, re-roll one of the 1s.
Thorn: 1d8
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d8: [6] = 6
Thorn: 42 damage.
Igfig: I don't suppose you have a way to boost that damage a few more points?
Waffle: I throw my axe
Waffle: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d20+12: [13] = 25
BD: I wish to blow things up
Dave_the_Robot: did you add the +4?
BD: Oy
Thorn: Um.
Barvo: action point
Waffle: awkward silence
Thorn: ah hell, yeah, action point.
BD: *cough* missile*
Thorn: I'll be fine, got a plan.
Igfig: Waffle... yeah, I think that hits
Thorn: Anyways.
Waffle: so I just smacked him with my axe?
Waffle: awesome
Igfig: I think both of your action points are happening at once
Waffle: 1d12+6
Fortuna: Waffle, 1d12+6: [10] = 16
Thorn: Oh wait.
Igfig: ?
Thorn: Action point, catch Waffle's axe to slam it into the assassin's head, that alright Waffle?
Waffle: sure
Waffle: I was worried I would lose my axe from BD's missile
Thorn: I'll keep it safe for ya.
Waffle: good man
BD: I'll shoot waffle with the missile
Igfig: If you hit, you can add your damage bonuses together for the damage roll
Waffle: oh no
Waffle: oky
Thorn: Alright, guess the sneak attack backstab double rolls again for good measure.
Waffle: sneak attack is only once per turn isn't it?
Thorn: 2#1d20+21 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn, vs. AC: [5] = 26; vs. AC: [18] = 39
Dave_the_Robot: just to make sure he's super dead
Thorn: I can do backstab multiple tiems though.
Waffle: okay
Igfig: let's not worry about turns right now
Thorn: Wait no, nevermind.
Thorn: Backtab is only once a turn but it doesn't really matter.
Waffle: my attack bonus is 13
Waffle: so add then
Waffle: that in
Igfig: damage bonus
Waffle: no wait
Waffle: 17 from my stance
Thorn: Damage bonus waffle?
Igfig: damage bonus, Waffle. Not attack bonus.
Waffle: err
Igfig:  6
Waffle: that IS my damage bonus
Igfig: Really?
Waffle: oh for dex
Waffle: yeah it is
Waffle: 13
Waffle: then my stance adds +4
Thorn: So the damage bonus is?
Waffle: 17
Waffle: it's mostly because of a class feature ledding me add my Dex+1 to damage rolls
Thorn: Right, and I've still got the bonus to my damage bonus from Dave so our combined damage bonuses =32.
Igfig: I'm going to ask you some questions after this, but for now okay
Dave_the_Robot: somehow I also doubt it's a weapon with the heavy thrown property but whatevs
Waffle: okay
Dave_the_Robot: I don't think you get the +4 again
Dave_the_Robot: that was just for the one attack
Igfig: do it anyway, this is just for style points
Dave_the_Robot: wait, no
Dave_the_Robot: you get it, I'm stupid
Thorn: 1d6+32
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d6+32: [2] = 34
Waffle: yeah it's not
Thorn: Or:
Waffle: but let's roll with it
Waffle: ahahahaha
Thorn: 3d6+32 if backstab goes anyways.
Fortuna: Thorn, if backstab goes anyways.: [2, 3, 2] = 39
Thorn: Add another 2d8 if sneak attack can go on in as well.
Thorn: 2d8
Fortuna: Thorn, 2d8: [1, 3] = 4
Igfig: d12, not d6
Thorn: Oh right, forgot it was his axe.
Igfig: yeah
Thorn: 1d12+2d6+2d8+32
Fortuna: Thorn, 1d12+2d6+2d8+32: [4, 1, 5, 8, 1] = 51
Dave_the_Robot: as if 39 isn't enough to destroy this oh my god
BD: His head explodes
Dave_the_Robot: you inadvertently drive the axe down so hard that it cracks the moon in two
Igfig: The assassin is blasted off his seat and hurled down the length of the shuttle
Thorn: That's an interesting reaction to an axe.
Igfig: "Blast" is metaphorical in this case
BD: It was a thunder axe
Dave_the_Robot: you know when you gib someone in Fallout? I'm imagining that
BD: Bloody mess
Igfig: He is hurled right out the other end, directly at where BD is priming his missile
Dave_the_Robot: that
BD: Aaaaaaaaaaaaw yeah
Dave_the_Robot: alternately, Space Marine with a Power Axe
Thorn: I think Thorn would be considered a xeno there, so probably more an orc boss with a power axe maybe.
BD: Mhmm
Dave_the_Robot: That's true
Igfig: Dave, you doing anything on your turn or shall we skip straight to BD
Waffle: I'm going to go ahead and end here
Thorn: I suggest the action of putting on some shades.
Waffle: since it's nearly midnight
Dave_the_Robot: Nah, I'll just look on approvingly
BD: *ahem*
Waffle: Ig I'll message you my character sheet on facebook so you can take a gander at that
Waffle: night ya'll
BD: "Hide from this"
Dave_the_Robot: I activate the sunshades on my eye lenses
BD: 1d20+whateverthemod is
BD: 1d20
Fortuna: BD, 1d20: [15] = 15
Waffle quit.
Dave_the_Robot: and I sling my crossbow over my shoulder
Igfig: It's a melee attack, BD
BD: +13 then
BD: 15+13
Fortuna: BD, 15+13: [] = 28
Igfig: That is indeed a hit
Dave_the_Robot: speaking of Space Marine, I made a character that was sorta based on that
Dave_the_Robot: Human Blackguard
Dave_the_Robot: but back to BD
Igfig: The elemental missile screams out of the launcher and hits the assassin's ragdolling corpse at point-blank range
BD: *sunglasses* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Igfig: The missile's damage die is 2d12 if you want to roll it, and it deals 2d12 bonus damage on top of that
BD: 2d12
Fortuna: BD, 2d12: [8, 1] = 9
BD: 2d12
Fortuna: BD, 2d12: [6, 3] = 9
Dave_the_Robot: as if this guy wasn't just a red mist at this point
Igfig: plus whatever bonuses
BD: 18 + 5
Fortuna: BD, 18 + 5: [] = 23
BD: 23 damage
Igfig: and if you were using an encounter power, more dice
Igfig: or okay, that's plenty yes
BD: And now we have a new ship
Igfig: Yes
Igfig: The assassin is now, indeed, a lazily drifting red mist
Igfig: As is his camo cloak
Igfig: and whatever else he had on him
Thorn: Oh damn.
Igfig: hahaha yeah, didn't really want that falling into your hands
Thorn gives a tentative lick at the blood on the axe to try out the taste.
BD: I'll fly into what remains of the hangar
Igfig: It tastes... what do reptiles have in their blood? Iron like us mammals?
Igfig: Copper?
Igfig: It tastes like zinc.
Igfig: Okay BD, you land it
Thorn: I'm not sure what the difference between warm and cold blood would be.
Dave_the_Robot: Sure why not
Igfig: The Maestro is very relieved that you didn't explode her shuttle
Igfig: also that there isn't an assassin trying to kill her now
Thorn goes off to try and collect what he can of the red lizard mist, since it tastes decent.
Igfig: and everybody can breathe a sigh of relief.
BD: "Hey guys I think I like flying now"
Igfig: "Now then. With that all done and over with,
Igfig: Finally I can finish what I meant to say.