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war_master: So
war_master: You wake up at the fork in the sewe
war_master: You have no idea what has happened or where everyone went
war_master: But your miniture-pig is nuzzling you
war_master: He is very worried
war_master: What are you doing?
Degdeg: uh
Degdeg: I remember us saying to go left
Degdeg: so I go left
war_master: Do you have any light source at all?
war_master: Because it's completely dark
Degdeg: well I have low light vison
Degdeg: buuttt i guess i crack up a sun rod
war_master: You don't have dark vision though
Degdeg: ok
Degdeg: well i walk down left path with a sun rod on
war_master: You move through the sewer, side stepping the piles of feces and avoiding the leaky pipes
Degdeg: woo
war_master: You find a heavy wrought iron gate that leads into a dark room
Degdeg: i suppose its open
Degdeg: well i waddle inside
war_master: You find yourself in an old grimy prison cell block
Degdeg: ew
war_master: Red mist covers the floor
war_master: and there's a hole in the back
Degdeg: I head through the hole
war_master: As you near the hole, it becomes apparent that your sun rod is useless here
war_master: It's magical darkness
Degdeg: hmmm
Degdeg: so im entirely blind?
war_master: Pretty much
war_master: Just like you were before
Degdeg: hmmm
Degdeg: I guess I just wander forwards with my hand up in front of me to be safe
war_master: You step into the darkness and you soon sense a magical presence come beside you
war_master: arcane energy permeates the air, healing your wounds
war_master: and curing your hangover
Degdeg: wooo
Degdeg: I'll keep going forwards
Degdeg: with more vigor now that i am healed
war_master: You suddenly stumble out of the darkness and into a cave
Degdeg: I continue forwards
Degdeg: lets run I guess
Degdeg: run forwards
war_master: You hear canaries in the distance
Degdeg: aw fuck
Degdeg: waffle remembers that
Degdeg: i follow the sound
war_master: You can see two exits infront of you
war_master: and an old man standing before them
Degdeg: which sound does it go down
war_master: with 6 canaries
Degdeg: aah
war_master: He smiles
war_master: "Hello degdeg
Degdeg: "Hi, I need to catch up to my party fast, I am relatively sure they went through here"
war_master: "I know."
war_master: "I guided them on their way."
war_master: "You've had a long journey."
Degdeg: "Sure have, lets gooooooo"
war_master: "Well my friend, I can see you are impatient."
war_master: "But, there is one more choice you need to make before your journey may end and you meet your party."
Degdeg: Hmmm
Degdeg: alright lay 
Degdeg: er on me
war_master: "I offer you two things. To the left, the completion of your mission."
war_master: "And to the right, all the gold and ale you could ever want."
Degdeg: "Well
war_master: "Choose wisely my friend."
war_master: The canaries fly about tweeting happily
Degdeg: "I can assume my party can complete the mission well enough, but what is a life without challenge, Nay I will WIN my gold, and my wine, and ale, and mead, I will fight tooth and nail for every drop and scrap of meat , I choose the left"
war_master: He smiles
war_master: "You have chosen wisely my friend. Go, see your friends. And... .bring your axe. They are in a bit of trouble."
Degdeg: my internet is hecking up again
Degdeg: but okay
Degdeg: delf
Degdeg: please make it so I crash thorufh a wall
Degdeg: swinging my axe for the killing blow
Degdeg: when everyone else is in danger
Degdeg: when is my moment
war_master: They are facing a massive demon
war_master: They are already in danger
Degdeg: hm
Degdeg: link me the map
Degdeg: I lost it when my computerhecked up
Degdeg: boom got it
Degdeg: IS IT MY TIME NOW
war_master: It's always degdeg time
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