Ailo joined #pwot_dnd2. Ailo: ookay that worked handofevil: Yes Ailo: okay whats going on Ailo: that felt like railroading handofevil: So you step though the portal and are suddenly grabbed from behind handofevil: You could've said no Ailo: that is true i suppose Ailo: you're right Ailo: okay Ailo: did they see my get grabbed handofevil: "So you thought you could poison our king? handofevil: No handofevil: You went through one of her magical doors Ailo: "I assure you I had no intention to do it to kill" Ailo: "I was simply checking to see if the magical scars were sustaining him" Ailo: "I knew you would object so I could not let you know handofevil: "Do not lie to me Ailo." Ailo: "Because of that we have evidence that the demon inside him is using his body and soul for sustenance" Ailo: 1d20+18 bluff Fortuna: Ailo, bluff: [1] = 19 Ailo: JESUS handofevil: AHAHAHAHAHA Ailo: welp Ailo: whats the roll to escape a grab handofevil: "Ailo Ailo Ailo. You see, you mistake me for a simple noble." handofevil: "When in reality I am a very powerful magician. Second only to the king's heir." handofevil: Also... let me find it handofevil: STR I think? Ailo: i dont think so Ailo: one second let me pull open the compendium handofevil: Okay handofevil: Whatcha got wafflesan Ailo: holdon Ailo: acrobatics or athletic cheks Ailo: or a move action Ailo: opposed by the reflex for acrobatics Ailo: and fortitude with athletics handofevil: K go for it Ailo: I deftly twist in his grip to slip out of his grasp Ailo: 1d20+21 Fortuna: Ailo, 1d20+21: [16] = 37 Ailo: thats acrobatics handofevil: By the way, it isn't the steward that's holding you handofevil: If that wasn't clear Ailo: alright Ailo: either way i think thats successful handofevil: You slip out of a massive guard's grasp Ailo: I reach for my dagger and jump over him, and then off the wall to flip behind the steward who was standing in front of me Ailo: 1d20+21 acrobatics lets do it! Fortuna: Ailo, acrobatics lets do it!: [18] = 39 Ailo: WOO handofevil: And you are suddenly hit with a spell handofevil: 1d20+21 v AC Fortuna: handofevil, v AC: [5] = 26 Ailo: what Ailo: how is a spell ac Ailo: miss handofevil: That's what it says Ailo: im in the air though handofevil: It flies past you, singing the hair on your head handofevil: "You fool" Ailo: moving pretty quick above him too so i think thatd be a -2 Ailo: but whatever handofevil: What are you going to do Ailo: im completely flanking him now Ailo: so ill just lunge for the stab handofevil: Go for it Ailo: hold on something isnt working right on my character sheet Ailo: it says strength for my dagger when it should be dexterity Ailo: mod + 1/2 level right Ailo: do i have combat advantage by the way handofevil: What's your passive per by the way? handofevil: Yes Ailo: passive what per handofevil: passive perception Ailo: h Ailo: 22 handofevil: You notice the little girl standing between the guards that were holding you handofevil: She's smiling Ailo: okay Ailo: hmm Ailo: one second let me look at my sheet Ailo: okay Ailo: 1d20+23 vs ac Fortuna: Ailo, vs ac: [10] = 33 Ailo: on the steward handofevil: No hit Ailo: what level is he Ailo: that is ridiculous for a mage handofevil: 17 Ailo: and is he wearing armor? Ailo: like really 33 is just SILLY handofevil: 31 w/o armor is typical handofevil: He's wearing robes much as you can see Ailo: its really not typical Ailo: without armor my ac is 24 Ailo: thats at level 15 Ailo: two more would only be 25 or 26 ac max handofevil: Level + 14 for a controller waffle + armor Ailo: thats 31 handofevil: + armor Ailo: i guess he's wearing armor underneath then Ailo: *shrruuugggg* Ailo: oh well Ailo: in that case Ailo: i use walk through shadow Ailo: and i suddenly teleport away from him Ailo: whats this place look like by the way handofevil: It's a dark stone room with only one light Ailo: so its a lot of shadows? handofevil: Yes Ailo: in that case i dont even need to use walk through shadow Ailo: would you say im 10 feet from the shadows handofevil: Sure Ailo: okay Ailo: then Ailo: I swiftly duck and fling my cloak up into his face Ailo: disorienting him I vanish into the shadows Ailo: aka I shift into the shadows and use a stealth check handofevil: He flings wildly and shouts "Where did he go!" Ailo: SHE handofevil: SHE handofevil: WHATEVS Ailo: BETTER Ailo: do you want me to roll stealth handofevil: Nah Ailo: alright handofevil: Actually yes Ailo: okay Ailo: 1d20+21 stelth Fortuna: Ailo, stelth: [14] = 35 Ailo: stelth Ailo: so stelthy handofevil: End turn? Ailo: err Ailo: yeah handofevil: You look up and find the little girl staring down at you handofevil: "Hello." handofevil: 1d20+22 Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20+22: [3] = 25 handofevil: v ac Ailo: pfpfpfttp handofevil: wait no will Ailo: i suppose no negotiating then Ailo: miss handofevil: "Why are you trying to kill my daddy?" Ailo: can i try and negotiate with her Ailo: she's young handofevil: She grabs you at the neck handofevil: her grip is incredibly strong Ailo: okay so she's possessed or something great handofevil: 1d20+25 v AC Fortuna: handofevil, v AC: [11] = 36 handofevil: (That was an AP by the way) Ailo: okay handofevil: "Why do you hate my daddy?" handofevil: She lets go and you find yourself unable to move handofevil: IMMOBILIZED Ailo: "Listen to me child, I do not hate your father, I was hired to assassinate him. And frankly this doesn't seem worth the pay anymore, if you release me I will tell you everything i know about the people who hired me" Ailo: 1d20+18 bluff Fortuna: Ailo, bluff: [7] = 25 Ailo: SERIOUSLY MAN Ailo: SERIOUSLY handofevil: hahahahaha Ailo: well really the dc doesnt feel like itd be too high for that handofevil: "I know a lie when I see one." Ailo: she cant know im not lying Ailo: he is a king after all Ailo: WELP handofevil: You should know by what she just did handofevil: She is not *just* a child handofevil: The steward walks over to you Ailo: well ya handofevil: "Have you anything to say for yourself Ailo?" handofevil: "Good work by the way Sachil. Your father has taught you well." Ailo: "Surely a testing pin prick isn't worth losing one of your hired help to SAVE the king?" handofevil: "Oh I'm not losing my hired help. I'm just forcing you to do this." handofevil: She steps back and pulls out her wand handofevil: And begins to chant in deep speech Ailo: is combat over or is this like another action point handofevil: Combat over. Ailo: okay Ailo: which is a shame because looking at my page one hit would have been enough to really fuck them upo Ailo: up* handofevil: Should've used it Ailo: i missed handofevil: The plan I had if you won would've been cool Ailo: i couldnt use it handofevil: Anyway handofevil: Your vision begins to fade Ailo: the numbers on my page feel wrong for some reason Ailo: i feel like i should put this into plothook handofevil: and suddenly feel yourself collapse Ailo: like they're a few levels too low Ailo: me and ig were talking about it yesterday too Ailo: HEY Ailo: my numbers are definitely wrong Ailo: i distinctly remember changing feats and adding more defense Ailo: but it says my fort is 19 here handofevil: The last thing you hear is handofevil: "Remember, kill the demon. Not the king." Ailo: NOOOO THAT WOULD HAVE MISSED IF THE MATH WAS RIGHT Ailo: lamentation Ailo: oh well Ailo: i have the right numbers now Ailo: shouldnt that be a roll by the way Ailo: against my will handofevil: You awake to find yourself in the middle of an abandoned sand stone city Ailo: for a charm effect Ailo: or dominate mind handofevil: She's sending you into someone's mind handofevil: Not dominating you handofevil: You're already immobilized by the child Ailo: so she just sort of covertly threatened me Ailo: an immobilization only lasts for 6 seconds in real time Ailo: when i come back out of here Ailo: im gunna fuck some shit up Ailo: am i with the party yet handofevil: No. You are alone in the middle of an abandoned sandstone city handofevil: everything is covered in sand handofevil: And the wind is blowing Ailo: sandstone and sand Ailo: great Ailo: okay Ailo: hm handofevil: YOu can hear cackling in the distance Ailo: since im inside of a mind Ailo: can i use insight to check things out Ailo: what the general state of the place is handofevil: Errrr not really Ailo: well okay then Ailo: which direction is the cackling coming from handofevil: It's echoing from what seems like everywhere Ailo: great handofevil: You can see a massive castle similar to the kings in the center of the city Ailo: hum Ailo: im actually gunna roll perception to see if i can track the cackling Ailo: 1d20+12 Fortuna: Ailo, 1d20+12: [7] = 19 Ailo: low moddddd Ailo: fartttt Ailo: oh well Ailo: i walk towards the castle handofevil: The cackling grows louder Ailo: I enter the castle handofevil: Hold on not yet Ailo: uh handofevil: As you walk toward the castle, you suddenly see this thing run around a corner and stop handofevil: http://gyazo.com/56f0b91ec4d621a2c14a256afd34adbf handofevil: It's staring at you Ailo: huh Ailo: i wave Ailo: and then enter the castle anyyways handofevil: It cackles handofevil: AND RUNS AT YOU handofevil: ROLL INIT Ailo: welp Ailo: 1d20+12 Fortuna: Ailo, 1d20+12: [17] = 29 Ailo: woo handofevil: 1d20+11 Fortuna: handofevil, 1d20+11: [18] = 29 handofevil: You go first Ailo: i have the higher mod Ailo: yar Ailo: okay Ailo: I quickly jump backwards handofevil: No map for this Ailo: thats uhh Ailo: 3 squares i think Ailo: for a jump? Ailo: half your speed rounded down Ailo: aaanndd Ailo: I toss my tagger at it aiming for the giant eye Ailo: 1d20+20 vs ac Fortuna: Ailo, vs ac: [8] = 28 Ailo: is that accurate? Ailo: if im aiming for a giant eye Ailo: it should be reflex i think handofevil: Hit! Ailo: since i cant imagine an eye having much armor Ailo: welp Ailo: here we go Ailo: let me check my rolls Ailo: 1d4+8+2+2d8+6d10+4 Fortuna: Ailo, 1d4+8+2+2d8+6d10+4: [4, 8, 4, 3, 5, 1, 5, 4, 2] = 50 Ailo: 50 damage right in the eye Ailo: and blinded id assume Ailo: oh wait there was a 1 in there Ailo: 1d10 Fortuna: Ailo, 1d10: [1] = 1 Ailo: 1d10 Fortuna: Ailo, 1d10: [3] = 3 handofevil: The thing screams terribly Ailo: 52 damage handofevil: 1d20+18 v Will immediate react Fortuna: handofevil, v Will immediate react: [14] = 32 Ailo: hit handofevil: 2d8+6 damage Fortuna: handofevil, damage: [5, 8] = 19 handofevil: It's knocked prone and it's squirming on the ground screaming Ailo: ahahaha Ailo: while its down Ailo: 1d20+13 intimidate Fortuna: Ailo, intimidate: [19] = 32 Ailo: I shout my superiority at it handofevil: It stands up and runs off scremaing handofevil: and screaming Ailo: my dagger tears out of it's eye socket Ailo: and flies back to me Ailo: I deflty catch it handofevil: The eyeball is still attached to it Ailo: hmm Ailo: 1d20+12 nature Fortuna: Ailo, nature: [1] = 13 Ailo: welp handofevil: You were wrong. It's not an eyeball it's a foot Ailo: oh okay Ailo: hmmmm Ailo: i squeeze some of the juices out of it into a bottle Ailo: and put the bottle in my pocket handofevil: you label the bottle foot juice Ailo: excellent Ailo: foot possible poison* Ailo: and now I enter the castle Ailo: hopefully when the others catch up they see the label that fell off the bottle Ailo: on the ground Ailo: in my writing Ailo: "possible foot poison*" handofevil: I'm actually going to end this here Ailo: my thing? Ailo: its only 8 30 handofevil: Yeah. I have a date in an hour Ailo: pfpfpfpfpt Ailo: fine handofevil: Go provide commentary on the others while I reach an ending point Ailo left #pwot_dnd2.