Igfig joined #pwot_dnd2. Igfig: All right, so you're walking with the warforged back to the ship frosty_the_boatman: how many were there? Igfig: seven frosty_the_boatman: cool Igfig: including the big blades guy Igfig: so I guess after another ten minutes or so of walking, you arrive at the ship frosty_the_boatman: "so is this what you do then? take boats?" frosty_the_boatman: me casually talking as they run Igfig: "Vehicles are a means to an end. The true purpose is the eradication of lifeforms." frosty_the_boatman: "even yourselves??" Igfig: "Fleshy lifeforms." frosty_the_boatman: "whoa man, me too! frosty_the_boatman: " Igfig: "As a non-flesh lifeform, you must submit yourself to the cause and find glory." frosty_the_boatman: "way ahead of you bro" frosty_the_boatman: "i would high five but, you know..." Igfig: "Warforged have only three fingers.Including thumbs." frosty_the_boatman: "seriously? how does that affect your swording, like are your other fingers super strong?" Igfig: you can see pretty clearly, their fingers are bigger than human fingers so it works out frosty_the_boatman: ahh cool Igfig: they look like ninja turtle hands basically frosty_the_boatman: heheh frosty_the_boatman: "not-able-to-do-a-high-five should be on our recruitment criteria" frosty_the_boatman: "anyway, here is my boat" Igfig: indeed, you have now arrived at the ship frosty_the_boatman: "so, come on and why dont we see if yall can help me fix this" Igfig: Uh, I think you should roll a Deception check and I'll roll an Insight check in secret frosty_the_boatman: deception? i do want to kill all fleshbags Igfig: to see just how well or poorly you've managed to gain their trust Igfig: well, persuasion then Igfig: same bonus frosty_the_boatman: and that is? frosty_the_boatman: charisma or intelect? frosty_the_boatman: never too sure on these Igfig: cha frosty_the_boatman: alrigt frosty_the_boatman: 1d20+1 Fortuna: frosty_the_boatman, 1d20+1: [14] = 15 frosty_the_boatman: my best of the night frosty_the_boatman: :/ frosty_the_boatman climbs on board frosty_the_boatman: "come on then!" frosty_the_boatman: so i kinda want to leave old possy behind and take these guys instead, they're cooler" frosty_the_boatman: () Igfig: they all, to a man, seem to have accepted that you are telling the truth Igfig: so by the time you get there, they all have lowered their weapons frosty_the_boatman: :D Igfig: and climb aboard, if not eagerly, then at least without any particular caution frosty_the_boatman: so, about this new cooler posse thing.. frosty_the_boatman: nah, i guess frosty_the_boatman: (even tho i totally would, those guys are all over the place, so confused all the time) Igfig: that would be pretty funny frosty_the_boatman: and they would be stranded in the middle of nowhere, deadland Igfig: so they all stand about, looking at the mechanisms of the ship frosty_the_boatman shows blademan to wheel frosty_the_boatman: "see, no going" Igfig: sorta admiring your fittings, but not wanting to be too obviously appreciating the handiwork of filthy /humans/ Igfig: "Should not vessels of this kind have an elemental bound to the stone." Igfig: "An elemental like yourself." frosty_the_boatman: "oh" frosty_the_boatman: "well then, what do i do?" Igfig: he looks at you impassively, because that's the only way warforged can look Igfig: (well ok they have two expressions, mouth open and mouth closed) Igfig: "How did you arrive here." frosty_the_boatman: "not sure, hit my head" Igfig: 1d20 insight Fortuna: Igfig, insight: [14] = 14 frosty_the_boatman: "you havent noticed my apparently addled mind?" frosty_the_boatman: i mean shit, they must think i am atleats somewhat not all there frosty_the_boatman: tbh Igfig: "Do elementals suffer from cranial trauma. This is not the expectation." frosty_the_boatman: "fuck if i know, i am just figuring this out as i go along" frosty_the_boatman: heheheheh frosty_the_boatman: straight up truth frosty_the_boatman: can they, i dont even know frosty_the_boatman: do i even have a brain Igfig: I don't think so? It seems weird to me frosty_the_boatman: this isnt covered in the beastiary Igfig: you're basically uniform fire, right? frosty_the_boatman: HOW AM I EVEN SPEAKING????? frosty_the_boatman: I DONT BREATHE frosty_the_boatman existintial crisis Igfig: you can probably force air through some part of your boy Igfig: *body Igfig: "Very well. If this cannot be repaired, it will be chained and drawn into safe keeping." frosty_the_boatman: "well how do i make it go? hang on..." frosty_the_boatman: me goes into the wheel frosty_the_boatman does that Igfig: "Oh." Igfig: the ring ignites frosty_the_boatman makes supersonic men out of them Igfig: the various warforged take hold of various railings and the like as the ship begins to move frosty_the_boatman slow rise frosty_the_boatman like sunday afternoon through the snow in a sleigh frosty_the_boatman: lets go for a sleigh ride Igfig: "Flame man, proceed forward and down to where I direct you." frosty_the_boatman: a wonderful sleigh ride Igfig: er *"down where directed" Igfig: okay, you fly around frosty_the_boatman: slowly Igfig: yes frosty_the_boatman: like somewhat painfully slow Igfig: "Correct. Yes." frosty_the_boatman: false senseing the hell out of these dudes securities Igfig: He points you forward and a bit to the side. Igfig: "This way." frosty_the_boatman: can i feel their grips on the boat? frosty_the_boatman: how close is my connection to this thing frosty_the_boatman: can i talk in the wheel Igfig: I don't think you can really fell specific points of contact, just the rough locations of people within the boat Igfig: but none of them seems to have moved Igfig: uh, hmm Igfig: that's a good question, I don't know how easily you can actually communicate when you're in the helm Igfig: let's say you can Igfig: sure you can talk frosty_the_boatman: "SO, YALL ENJOYING THE RIDE?" Igfig: "Yes." Igfig: "They are." frosty_the_boatman: "COOL COOL" frosty_the_boatman: "YALL EVER BEEN IN AN AIRSHIP BEFORE?" Igfig: "No." frosty_the_boatman: "I HAVE, I THINK" Igfig: "You will fly more right." frosty_the_boatman: "YES I WILL" frosty_the_boatman: "HOPEFULLY YOU WILL FLY MORE TOO" Igfig: is this where you roll frosty_the_boatman: YEAH frosty_the_boatman: i mean yeah frosty_the_boatman: YEAH works to though, really Igfig: all right frosty_the_boatman: what is the role to make supersonic men out of them Igfig: Acrobatics check frosty_the_boatman: does that include dex Igfig: dex bonus and proficiency bonus, yep Igfig: and then they'll make Strength saves against that DC to hold on... I think they'll get advantage because they're holding onto railings frosty_the_boatman: do i get to roll 2 for aspect? Igfig: oh yeah, if you're invoking an aspect you can reroll Igfig: your bonus on this check should be the same as your attack rolls Igfig: so +7 frosty_the_boatman: 2#1d20+7 MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU Fortuna: frosty_the_boatman, MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU: [18] = 25; MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU: [19] = 26 Igfig: son of a frosty_the_boatman: SUCK ITTTTT Igfig: okay, I need to check if I included a certain mechanic in Fortuna Igfig: 2d6kh1 Igfig: I guess not frosty_the_boatman: all my bad rolls of the night were saving up for this Igfig: so then, there are 6 normal guys and the one bladed guy Igfig: question: how high up are you? frosty_the_boatman: fairly? i been rising all this time Igfig: okay Igfig: 12#1d20+2 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+2: [6] = 8; 1d20+2: [20] = 22; 1d20+2: [8] = 10; 1d20+2: [6] = 8; 1d20+2: [19] = 21; 1d20+2: [7] = 9; 1d20+2: [18] = 20; 1d20+2: [6] = 8; 1d20+2: [1] = 3; 1d20+2: [18] = 20; 1d20+2: [2] = 4; 1d20+2: [18] = 20 frosty_the_boatman: LOOOSSEEEEERS Igfig: all six of the normal warforged fall Igfig: and then Igfig: 2#1d20+6 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+6: [19] = 25; 1d20+6: [8] = 14 Igfig: fuuuuu frosty_the_boatman: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO frosty_the_boatman: SEEEEEEERS frosty_the_boatman: man, falling onto sharp glass too Igfig: Six figures fall from the deck, one more holding on just barely Igfig: and then with one more shake, he's falling too frosty_the_boatman: wheeeeeeeee Igfig: let's see Igfig: 120 feet sound reasonable? Igfig: altitude I mean frosty_the_boatman: yeah, probably Igfig: okay Igfig: 7#12d6 Fortuna: Igfig, 12d6: [5, 5, 4, 1, 2, 2, 2, 4, 5, 3, 6, 3] = 42; 12d6: [1, 4, 1, 5, 3, 1, 3, 1, 1, 5, 3, 6] = 34; 12d6: [4, 4, 1, 5, 3, 2, 6, 1, 2, 5, 2, 1] = 36; 12d6: [2, 1, 6, 1, 5, 6, 6, 4, 2, 2, 1, 4] = 40; 12d6: [5, 4, 4, 6, 4, 4, 1, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2] = 37; 12d6: [4, 4, 3, 6, 1, 3, 5, 3, 5, 2, 2, 5] = 43; 12d6: [2, 1, 3, 1, 3, 5, 2, 1, 1, 3, 5, 5] = 32 frosty_the_boatman: so many 1s Igfig: well that is a lot of shattered warforged frosty_the_boatman: hehehehe Igfig: You see a blue line coming up from the ground, ahead and to the left Igfig: and then again, and again Igfig: looks like one of Varus' rays of frost frosty_the_boatman goes that way Igfig: aright, come back to the other chat then frosty_the_boatman: staying high frosty_the_boatman left #pwot_dnd2. Igfig left #pwot_dnd2.