Igfig: have you taken your turn?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah...
Igfig: then fraid not, sorry
Igfig: anyone else down there and hasn't gone yet?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn bristles in anger all the same.
Igfig:  1d20+8+2 diplomacy
Fortuna: Igfig, diplomacy: [20] = 30
Fingers: Jesus Christ
Igfig: and he is remarkably successful
Heronius: tiamet
Igfig: people trust his opinion
Wilco: fuck that dwarf
Igfig: you guys had a persistent bonus, right?
Wilco: yes
Igfig: not any more
Wilco: fuck
Wilco: oh man 
Wilco: this started 6 hours ago
Wilco: awesome
Igfig: also, +2 bonus to the next monchyld check
Igfig: but NOW YOUR TURN
Fingers: Um, wasn't that the last turn?
Heronius: for them
Fingers: As in, turn #6? No more Monchyld turns?
Igfig: no, they went second this round
Igfig: there's still one left
Fingers: Whatever, Fingers turns to Heronius, and nods
Igfig: the actual singer person
Heronius: http://mibpaste.com/5jz5Hq 
Heronius: the fuc
Igfig: oh man
Heronius: I stand up. As the dueling guitars begin every candle in the place goes out at once as I raise my hands. 
Heronius: The fireplace is now the only source of light. The flames roar up and out from the hearth come two horses, one made of fire, the other lightning.
Heronius: The fireplace is now dark. 
Heronius: They dash, bucking their heads, fighting, using the sounds of the guitars as a base for their attacks on one another. 
Igfig: also, word to the wise: you really want to get the second half of that combo
Heronius: Their hooves strike the ground raising blasts of lightning and fire. They make a lap of the bar, roaring through the crowds and over the other stage before stopping in front of Shetland Firestorm.
Heronius: The two horses rear up on opposite sides of the stage as the guitars reach the climax. 
Fingers: Fingers leans back to Lucas, and says "Split bar of four, push the one. Keep up."
Heronius: They open their mouths and let forth a blast of fire and lightning that illuminates the entire establishment in an unearthly glow. 
Heronius: They crash into each other, creating a gigantic storm of fire and lightning that floods the whole bar with light. They vanish completely, leaving the bar in total blackness. 
Igfig: Whoa
Heronius: That is simultanious to the guitar playing
Igfig: well, that's a hard secondary check with the +2 bonus
Igfig: arcana, prolly
Heronius: yip
Heronius: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+12: [3] = 15
Heronius: shit
Heronius: my worst roll ever
Igfig: oh, ouch
Igfig: the horses just look like 90's computer animation
Heronius: I bury my face in my hands
Igfig: who is still to go?
Brigsby: We're an 80s band, so that's actually good for us!
Wilco: now I can't use the ooc chat
Lucas_Strongbow: I want to make a secondary roll, to guitar duel with Fingers
Igfig: try again wilco
Igfig: okay
Lucas_Strongbow: no idea what the bonuses are
Igfig: go ahead
Igfig: well, guitar duelling will be a hard check
Lucas_Strongbow: thought so, but bonuses?
Fingers: Can he get at least a +1 from me telling him which chords to play?
Fingers: Earlier?
Igfig: and good description or lyrics will be a +2
Igfig: when was that, fingers?
Fingers: In the middle of Heronius stuff
Fingers: Split bar of one, push the four, keep up
Igfig: oh
Igfig: hmm
Fingers: Er, I mean the opposite of that, haha
Lucas_Strongbow: see, this is why I needed you to start
Igfig: no, but that contributes toward description bonus
Fingers: We have started, this is all happening at the same time
Igfig: but okay, how about this
Igfig: I figure you're using your Words of Rock, Fingers?
Fingers: Indubitibly
Igfig: If you two can give me a wowing enough description
Igfig: both of you
Wilco2: take that name restriction!
Igfig: I'll let you apply the +5 bonus to both checks
Fingers: I've got a badass description for mine, can I just add him in and we're good?
Igfig: and just use the higher overall check for the final result
Igfig: well
Igfig: I'd kinda like to see Lucas actually do something himself, since he is taking part in it
Fingers: Alright, well I'll at least go first
Lucas_Strongbow: Go for it
Fingers: As the stage is enveloped in the inky blackness
Igfig: just weave your descriptions together
Fingers: A faint light appears
Fingers: The badasstrocaster begins to glow, growing stronger, as the power of rock infuses it
Lucas_Strongbow: Another light appears, growing brighter, basking the audience in an incredible, majestic light
Lucas_Strongbow: Two figures, two guitars, two hands held aloft, ready to bring this show to a close
CaptainBravo: FUCKING BULLSHIT
CaptainBravo: Where was I?
dreyrugr: 22:12	Fingers	A faint light appears 22:12	Fingers	The badasstrocaster begins to glow, growing stronger, as the power of rock infuses it 22:14	Lucas_Strongbow	Another light appears, growing brighter, basking the audience in an incredible, majestic light 22:14	Lucas_Strongbow	Two figures, two guitars, two hands held aloft, ready to bring this show to a close
dreyrugr: Right there
CaptainBravo: Ok
Heronius: 1 more line each
CaptainBravo: As the two melodies combine
CaptainBravo: Fingers begins to sing
CaptainBravo: Tonight's been filled with hate and rage,
CaptainBravo: The anger falling upon the stage.
CaptainBravo: Challenging eyes filled with sparks,
CaptainBravo: Furious crowds, and vicious remarks.
CaptainBravo: The tragedy upon this floor
CaptainBravo: is this what tonight was for?
CaptainBravo: NO!
CaptainBravo: The two solos crescendo!
CaptainBravo: "Rock is not a sharpened blade!"
CaptainBravo: "An arrow striking from the shade"
CaptainBravo: Rock is beauty, Rock is love!
CaptainBravo: "Now feel the power from above!"
CaptainBravo: A wave of healing light spreads forth from the two amps
CaptainBravo: Prompted by the healing words, maginified by the dual guitars, it envelopes the crowd
CaptainBravo: "Let go of hate, let go of anger!"
CaptainBravo: "Rock equally with friend and stranger!"
CaptainBravo: "Bask in the pure, limitless art,"
CaptainBravo: "AND LET ROCK AND ROLL FILL YOUR HEART!"
Igfig: yeah, that'll do
Igfig: roll it, gents
Lucas_Strongbow: "FFFIIIIIIILLLLLLL YYYYOOOOOOUUURRRRR HHHHEEEEAAARRRRTTTTT!!!"
CaptainBravo: With a final shockwave, the light from the two guitars explodes
Igfig: +7
CaptainBravo: And the stage is darkened.
CaptainBravo: (Is that with the +5 from my words of rock, or are those from the words?"
CaptainBravo: 1d20+16
Fortuna: CaptainBravo, 1d20+16: [18] = 34
Igfig: just 2 from the lyrics (for now), 5 for the word of rock
Igfig: welp
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+16
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+16: [15] = 31
CaptainBravo: Boo. Yeah.
Igfig: well
Igfig: guys
Igfig: I'd just like to say
Igfig:  2X COMBO UNLOCKED: ROCK THE PLANET
Igfig: SUPER TECHNIQUE AVAILABLE: FUCK, THAT'S AWESOME
Igfig: What this technique does
Igfig: is 
Igfig: on your next turn
Igfig: you can make a check
Igfig: DC 29
Igfig: to get /two/ successes
Igfig: and you can do it again next turn
Igfig: since this turn was exceptionally long already
Lucas_Strongbow: Do we even get a next turn?
Igfig: you can just carry over your lyrics and stuff to that one
Igfig: and also everyone can join in, even if they've already gone
Igfig: and while yes, that was your sixth turn,
captainb: Haha, gotta love the "Talking is a Free Action" rule
Igfig: ROCK KNOWS NO LIMITS
captainb: FUCK YEAH, IGFIG
Heronius: More firey lightning horses!
Igfig: Actually, not everyone can join in
Igfig:  4 at a time, though
Igfig: You've already done the actual lyrics, so just roll and rock out appropriately
Brigsby: Fingers, Lucas, Far, and Sark
Igfig: DC 19 checks, guys
Brigsby: they play the outro of One
Igfig: no penalty on a failure
Igfig: +2 to primary on success
captainb: Any modifiers?
Lucas_Strongbow: is it a straight d20?
Igfig: perform check
Lucas_Strongbow: sweet
Vyrwolf: DC 19 Perform Check to assist?
Igfig: yup
captainb: Hehehehe, are my words of rock still active?
Vyrwolf: k
captainb: wink wink
Igfig: nope, fraid not
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [19] = 28
captainb: Aww, nerts
Sark: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+10: [15] = 25
Vyrwolf: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Vyrwolf, 1d20+10: [5] = 15
captainb: 1d20+9
Fortuna: captainb, 1d20+9: [14] = 23
Vyrwolf: Dammit.
Igfig: your lyrics bonus is still active though
Vyrwolf: Odd one out
Igfig: okay, that's a total of +8
Vyrwolf: YOU CAN DO THIS
Igfig: Primary check with +8!
Lucas_Strongbow: so we roll again?
Sark: 1d20+16
Fortuna: Sark, 1d20+16: [12] = 28
captainb: Shall I do the honours?
Igfig: no, just bravo
Sark: oh
Sark: Sorry
Igfig: sokay
captainb: Fortuna, we've had our ups. We've had our downs. But right here, all the cards are on the table.
captainb: And I just wanna say, win or lose, it's been a hell of a ride.
captainb: 1d20+17
Fortuna: captainb, 1d20+17: [20] = 37
Heronius: holy shit
captainb: NAT
captainb: 20
Sark: GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUM
captainb: My friends, that is how you treat your dice.
dreyrugr: EVERYTHING EXPLODES
Igfig: EXPLOSIVE DICK RAYS
Brigsby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNWpZ-Y_KvU
Igfig: I don't think you actually need to repeat that check
Heronius: nope
Igfig: unless you want to see how far you can keep going
Igfig: because that was, uh
Igfig: well
Igfig: yeah
Heronius: Let's leave it at that
Lucas_Strongbow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY&t=1m53s
Heronius: We always do something nice and critical near the end.
captainb: Rock is not about greed.
Igfig: The music dies away.  Monchyld is just standing there on their stage.
Igfig: they never even got to their last check
Igfig: totally just blew away
Igfig: the only sound now
Igfig: is cliff's footsteps
dreyrugr: MACE TO THE SKUL
Sark: I AGREE
Igfig: he walks through the crowd
Sark: But wish to hold off
Igfig: up to the other stage
Igfig: and says in a voice that's not actually small but might as well be
dreyrugr: Que we are the champions
Igfig: "Well, by popular acclaim, I hereby pronounce the winners of the Battle of the Bands
Lucas_Strongbow: i did, above
Igfig: to be
Igfig: MONCHYLD!"
dreyrugr: OH HELL NO
Sark: "FUCK THIS"
Wilco2: WHAT
Wilco2: THE
Wilco2: FUCK
Brigsby: I use Thunder Slam
Heronius: It is go time.
Wilco2: HOW?!
Sark: I kick aside the drumset and charge Cliff
Igfig: he hands them the trophy
Lucas_Strongbow: EVERYONE DO YOUR DAILY ON HIM
dreyrugr: Ig. I take out my sword and stab that asshole
captainb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_t605Th-QI&t=6m15s
Wilco2: I use holy smite
captainb: Haha, just kidding, but seriously guys
captainb: Did you not hear any of my lyrics?
dreyrugr: FORM OF RELENTLESS PANTHER ON THAT SHIT
Igfig: Okay, so, guys
Igfig: here's the thing
Igfig: The way we had it planned
captainb: Don't let your hate control you, come back to the light side of the rock
Igfig: yes, there would be a huge-ass fight here
Igfig: unfortunately, Slim and Mouser aren't here
Heronius: I am not a rockstar, I am a producer with vested financial intrest in the success of this band.
Wilco2: tomorrow?
Igfig: and it's pretty damn late
captainb: Plus it's like midnight
Wilco2: so we do this tomorrow?
Sark: I was actually just going to stop short and call him a tool
Igfig: maybe tomorrow, I'm not sure
Sark: TO BE CONTINUED...?
Igfig: depends on when Mouser and Slim can do it
Brigsby: To be continued, let's save it for next week
Brigsby: it'll be a ginormous battle
Igfig: so yeah, let's leave it there for tonight
Lucas_Strongbow: we finish this thing next time
dreyrugr: Alright
Sark: Alright!
dreyrugr: Still
dreyrugr: I'm going to kill cliff
captainb: Great session tonight, though
Igfig: that was great, guys
Heronius: Alright
Wilco2: good night
Lucas_Strongbow: I am going to shoot that lute player with all of my arrows
Heronius: TO BE CONTINUED
dreyrugr: Hey ig. What would've happened if I had gotten a nat 20 on my roll?
Brigsby: Great session, night everyone
captainb: Lovers spat
Lucas_Strongbow: ALL OF MY ARROWS
captainb: g'night, erryone
captainb: stay rockin'
Lucas_Strongbow: I HAVE 90
Heronius: Night all
Sark: Goodnight
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Night people that are going night.
Igfig: mad shit, Drey. Mad shit.
Lucas_Strongbow: goodnoight
Igfig: Night, all you people who are going
dreyrugr: Also, can you send me the logs? I'm gonna attempt to write something from drey's perspective
Igfig: who will include me too, pretty soon
Lucas_Strongbow: Good game everyone. Gooooood game.
Igfig: Sure.  The logs are going to be mad extensive, so I'll see if I can edit them some
dreyrugr: Alright
Igfig: but I'll make them available as soon as I can
dreyrugr: Awesome
dreyrugr: Well. I'm off now
Igfig: and I think I'll be out too
Igfig: later