Brigsby: Ok Slim_bankshot: I also decided Slim_bankshot: Wilco smells funny Slim_bankshot: When wet Wilco: wait I shouldn't, I'm beside the air freshener Brigsby: And also when dry Slim_bankshot: That being said, Wilco: the stone of freshness or whatever Brigsby: It's in my pocket Wilco: oh right Slim_bankshot: You are in a kitchen Slim_bankshot: Take a gander at the map key for what's in the room Slim_bankshot: Ask me to give detail on any one thing Brigsby: The Secret Door dreyrugr: Can I just do a perception check on the room? Lucas_Strongbow: The fireplace Igfig: And remember, for those of you who were here last time, that there are dead goblins here and a goblin hexer that fled through the secret door Brigsby: and also a dead goblin at the bottom of a cliff, but that one doesn't matter Igfig: indeed Igfig: Oh, and for those who weren't here earlier today Slim_bankshot: The fireplace is mostly embers due to lack of an attentive worker Igfig: we're trying a further-simplified version of the region system Slim_bankshot: But still casts decent light into the mostly candle lit room Far-Walker: What's on the tables? Wilco: the tables are tipped over Wilco: on their sides Slim_bankshot: So nothing Slim_bankshot: There was food on them once upon a time Slim_bankshot: Now spilled across the floor, some bread rolls are now marinated in goblin blood Igfig: two squares to move to a different region, and shifting lets you go two squares instead of one Slim_bankshot: Guys Slim_bankshot: Don't be afraid to say 'what else' in relation to something. I can always try to explain the situation more if you're that picky Brigsby: Is there anything else? dreyrugr: Can I do a percpetion check on the secret door? Slim_bankshot: Sure Wilco: you are in 2 aren't you? dreyrugr: 1d20+7 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+7: [13] = 20 Far-Walker: Far wants to check the courtyard. Lucas_Strongbow: I also want to perception check the secret door Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+11: [14] = 25 Slim_bankshot: OK. Well the first guy faild said check Slim_bankshot: You did not, however. Lucas_Strongbow: Guys, there's a door here Wilco: "Wow, didn't see that one coming!" Brigsby: "... Looks like a wall to me." Slim_bankshot: And you are able to detect a hidden door in the ... Wall? I can't see it on hte map Igfig: It's the S Igfig: at the north end Igfig: of the kitchen Brigsby: right above 3c Igfig: zactly Far-Walker: 9 connects to it Slim_bankshot: Ah Wilco: "Well let's open it and kill what's inside" Far-Walker: "Occam's Razor solution." Brigsby: "Who's Occam?" Slim_bankshot: You don't know it's there unless lucas tells you Wilco: he did Brigsby: He did Slim_bankshot: Oh Slim_bankshot: Missed that Slim_bankshot: OK Slim_bankshot: You FOUND the door, but it is locks Wilco: fucker Slim_bankshot: locked as well Lucas_Strongbow: Who can pick locks? Brigsby: I shoot the door dreyrugr: I attempt to bash it open dreyrugr: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+5: [3] = 8 Far-Walker: Is it wooden? dreyrugr: FUCK Wilco: hah Wilco: I'll try and pick the lock Wilco: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20: [2] = 2 Far-Walker: Or stone? Lucas_Strongbow: You take 20 damage Slim_bankshot: Dreyger charges the door, Wilco: fuck Wilco: never mind then Brigsby: If it was hidden in the wall, I imagine it's stone Slim_bankshot: and fractures his nose dreyrugr: "Ow" Slim_bankshot: Wilco just.. Did you even just try? Brigsby: Arcana Check: Lucas_Strongbow: fine then, I will try to pick the lock Wilco: "I sort of fumbled at the lock, I was never very good at it" Slim_bankshot: You fail and break the lock, blocking future picks Wilco: FUCK Brigsby: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+6: [15] = 21 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+5: [3] = 8 Slim_bankshot: Unless they roll really good Slim_bankshot: Fortuna hates you again Lucas_Strongbow: Woops Igfig: brigsby, you already checked for magic on everything on the ground floor Igfig: the only magic thing you found was that stone of freshness Wilco: "Let's try ramming one of those tables into the door" Brigsby: I checked the stone for magic, I didn't check the entire floor Igfig: close enough Far-Walker: Far-Walker gets up close to the lock, pulls his bowstring faaaaaaaaaaar back and lets lose an arrow at the lock. Brigsby: meh, ok Slim_bankshot: Brigsby, through an incrdibkle ferat of strength, hits the door with enough force that the boards creek Far-Walker: Or that Brigsby: Er, I was doing an Arcana check dreyrugr: Dungeoneering check on the door dreyrugr: 1d20+6 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+6: [12] = 18 Slim_bankshot: Fine. It doesn't Wilco: wait Wilco: the room on the other end of 9 has windows Slim_bankshot: What is a dungeoneering check? Wilco: let's just dive through those Brigsby: Wait, boards? Brigsby: What is the door made of? dreyrugr: It's more then that Lucas_Strongbow: And ignore the secret hallway? There could be stuff in there Wilco: we could open from the other end Far-Walker: What sort of check should I make on breaking the lock with a point-blank arrow? Slim_bankshot: It is a wooden door widden behind a tapestry Brigsby: Oh, ok Igfig: slim, dungeoneering: http://www.wizards.com/dndinsider/compendium/skill.aspx?id=7 Slim_bankshot: hidden Brigsby: I shoot the door with lightning Wilco: the wizard goblin could have left it open on the other end Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [12] = 17 Wilco: wait Wilco: I have an idea Wilco: I could use the boon I got to try and ram through the door dreyrugr: Guys. OCC chat please Far-Walker: On second thought, Far-Walker uses Elemental Spirits (with fire damage) and just shoots the door, making it burn up. Brigsby: I already shot it with lightning, let's just wait on Slim Slim_bankshot: The lightning shocks the metal lock and it clicks, now more vulnerable to picks Far-Walker: ok Slim_bankshot: You undid Wilcos failure Lucas_Strongbow: does that mean we can try again? Slim_bankshot: To pick it, yeah Slim_bankshot: Or keep doing other stuff Brigsby: I check the Garderobe Far-Walker: Far-Walker's going to try to pick the lock. Far-Walker: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+5: [18] = 23 Slim_bankshot: With a bit of tinkering and jiggling, the lock clicks and the door in unlocked Slim_bankshot: tIs Slim_bankshot: is Slim_bankshot: I CANNOT SPELL TONIGHT dreyrugr: I step in the room Igfig: tls is the best typo dreyrugr: Perception check dreyrugr: 1d20+7 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+7: [7] = 14 Lucas_Strongbow: I would like to do the same Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+11: [17] = 28 Slim_bankshot: It is an upward slanting hallway with torches. Slim_bankshot: That is about it Brigsby: I still wanna know what's in the Garderobe Igfig: as a general rule, you don't have to make perception checks unless you're actually looking at something specific dreyrugr: Oh Slim_bankshot: High windows allow beams of moonlight to filter in and there is no sound but that of your footsteps Igfig: if something is concealed or hiding, Slim will just roll its Stealth vs. your passive Perception Lucas_Strongbow: And it doesn't look like there are traps? Slim_bankshot: It does not look like it Slim_bankshot: Also, guys Slim_bankshot: I'm keeping you together Slim_bankshot: If one of you goes somewhere, the rest follow Slim_bankshot: Easier for me to keep track of you Far-Walker: Far-Walker will Stealth his way down the corridor as a sort of scout. Brigsby: b-but I wanna new set of clooothes Far-Walker: 1d20+10 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+10: [16] = 26 Lucas_Strongbow: We scooby doo creep through the corridor Slim_bankshot: You do anyway dreyrugr: Tehre's a door at the end of this corridor right? Slim_bankshot: You move forward perfectly silently, stepping so lightly the dust on the floor is barely disturbed Brigsby: It's another secret door Brigsby: so as far as you know, no there isn't dreyrugr: Ah Lucas_Strongbow: Perception check to look for another secret door so we can get out Slim_bankshot: As you continue forward, you see another strong wooden dorr at the end of the hall Lucas_Strongbow: Never mind then Slim_bankshot: From this side you can see the door, man dreyrugr: Is the door locked? Slim_bankshot: Stone door, Sorry. Slim_bankshot: Wilco, Wilco: Yeah? Brigsby: "Far, give me your lickpick for a sec" Slim_bankshot: Roll a stealth check/whatever it is Brigsby: lockpic* Wilco: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20: [9] = 9 Wilco: fucker Wilco: why though? Far-Walker: Far hands it over. Brigsby: I try to pick the lock Brigsby: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+7: [2] = 9 Far-Walker: "It's one of my favorites. Don't br--" Slim_bankshot: As Wilco tried to creep forward, there is a rumbling noise Wilco: god dammit Wilco: why me? Slim_bankshot: Who was closest to the door? dreyrugr: Far I think Wilco: brigsby Brigsby: me Wilco: he was trying to pick Far-Walker: Far and Brigs. Brigsby: I was trying to pick it dreyrugr: Ah Slim_bankshot: OK Slim_bankshot: There is a rumble and a large shadow begins to move over Brigsby Brigsby: Do I notice? Slim_bankshot: [insert correct saving throw for a dodge or whatever] Slim_bankshot: Yes, you notice Brigsby: Saving throw, meaning to dive out of the way? Acrobatics or Athletics? Igfig: slim, there's no such thing as a dodge in regular 4e Igfig: I mean, it's cool when you do it normally, I think it's really Igfig: neay Igfig: neat Igfig: but right now, if we're sticking to rules-as-written Igfig: you just have the trap make an attack roll Brigsby: I like the idea of diving out of the way instead of just being crushed by a rock Igfig: so do I' Igfig: hence the "I think your rolling to dodge thing is neat" Brigsby: I don't want to die Slim_bankshot: OK, expalin how they should react to a boulder please Igfig: the math is pretty close to identical, in any case Igfig: the trap has an attack bonus, probably something like +7 if it's against AC or +5 against Reflex, whichever Igfig: and you make an attack roll for the trap Brigsby: Probably Reflex, to see if I jump out of the way or not dreyrugr: Thorn is in because chesty is freaking out Chesty: I AM FREAKING OUT Lucas_Strongbow: Does the boulder not attack all of us? Slim_bankshot: Hang on dudes Captain_Bravo: Oh wow, I like the new map Slim_bankshot: I worked hard on it Slim_bankshot: Brigsby Slim_bankshot: d20+5 Captain_Bravo: Hey guys, I'm looking for a feat to grab for my second level Far-Walker: OOC, Bravo Slim_bankshot: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, 1d20+5: [10] = 15 Slim_bankshot: Brigs Igfig: you can also say Igfig: 1d20+5 vs Brigs' Reflex Fortuna: Igfig, vs Brigs' Reflex: [3] = 8 Igfig: for instance Slim_bankshot: Ah Brigsby: if it's equal, does it hit? Igfig: yes Brigsby: My Reflex is 15 Igfig: yes Slim_bankshot: You have been crushed to death by a boulder. Roll a new character. Slim_bankshot: Kidding Lucas_Strongbow: GG Brigs, GG Brigsby: I've got a backup character just in case, bring it on Far-Walker: We will mourn you with a rock ballad Brigsby: "And so Brigsby was squashed by a rock" Slim_bankshot: 3d8 Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, 3d8: [6, 3, 1] = 10 Brigsby: ten damage, gotcha Slim_bankshot: Brigsby takes 10 Slim_bankshot: Who is next in the very, very large boulders path? Far-Walker: Me, probably Far-Walker: What needs rolled? Slim_bankshot: 1d20+5 vs far Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs far: [17] = 22 Slim_bankshot: far reflex I meant Far-Walker: Hit Slim_bankshot: 3d8 Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, 3d8: [6, 4, 3] = 13 Slim_bankshot: 13 to far Far-Walker: Wow, almost bloodied. Slim_bankshot: Next Lucas_Strongbow: Me, probably Slim_bankshot: The boulder is picking up speed! Lucas_Strongbow: FUCK Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 5 vs lucas reflex Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs lucas reflex: [16] = 21 Lucas_Strongbow: Oh yeah Fingers: 1d20+1 initiave Fortuna: Fingers, initiave: [9] = 10 Slim_bankshot: Fortuna really, really hates you guys dreyrugr: I'm next Lucas_Strongbow: And we hate fortuna Slim_bankshot: So is lucas safe? Lucas_Strongbow: No, that was a hit Lucas_Strongbow: Easily Slim_bankshot: 3d8 Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, 3d8: [4, 5, 7] = 16 Lucas_Strongbow: Christ Slim_bankshot: Damn Slim_bankshot: 16 Lucas_Strongbow: I am bloodied dreyrugr: I'm next Slim_bankshot: And the red stained boulder charges towards drey as if demanding more pain Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 5 vs. drey reflex Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs. drey reflex: [9] = 14 dreyrugr: WOOO dreyrugr: MISS dreyrugr: Wait dreyrugr: Fuck dreyrugr: Nevermind dreyrugr: Hit Slim_bankshot: 2d8 + 4 Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, 2d8 + 4: [6, 5] = 15 Slim_bankshot: 15 dreyrugr: Barely a scratch Slim_bankshot: Really? dreyrugr: I drop down to 23 health Slim_bankshot: Next Slim_bankshot: Wilco? Slim_bankshot: Get your funny smelling ass up here dreyrugr: Fingers replaced him Lucas_Strongbow: He's gone somehere Brigsby: If Fingers is next, can I use a Standard before the rock hits him? Igfig: this is all happening at once Igfig: you can use an immediate action or something Igfig: but this is not your turn Slim_bankshot: So who am I rolling for? dreyrugr: Goddamn it! dreyrugr: I could've used one of my immediates Igfig: who else is in the passage? Slim_bankshot: Chesty? Brigsby: Fingers dreyrugr: Fingers is with us. He replaced waffle Igfig: Wilco and Chesty both have immediates that could be useful Lucas_Strongbow: Chesty is having an episode Slim_bankshot: Episode? Fingers: More of an Infarction Slim_bankshot: Chesty has epilepsy? Slim_bankshot: Anyway, fingers dreyrugr: Long storry. Let's just focus on the fact that fingers is here and chesty and wilco are not Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 5 Vs. fingers reflex Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, Vs. fingers reflex: [3] = 8 Slim_bankshot: Oh man Fingers: :D Slim_bankshot: Miss, I'm guessing? Fingers: Miss Slim_bankshot: Fingers sees the boulder coming Brigsby: Base defense is 10, anything lower is always a miss Slim_bankshot: He runs down the hall, and kicks off the door then the nearest wall and backflips over the boulder Slim_bankshot: Landing on his feet Fingers: ACROBATIC Fingers: FUCKING Slim_bankshot: Sorry, I had to Fingers: PIROUETTE Slim_bankshot: The boulder finally crashes into wilco and breaks into a milion pieces or something Slim_bankshot: Wilco sustains no damage right now Slim_bankshot: Well then. Slim_bankshot: What next, gentlemen? dreyrugr: CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE the door Far-Walker: "That was...unexpected." Lucas_Strongbow: I pop my shoulder back in Brigsby: I let Drey charge the door dreyrugr: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+5: [8] = 13 dreyrugr: Oh come on. Fuck off fortuna Far-Walker: Far smacks his bleeding carapace back into shape Slim_bankshot: drey apparently sucks at charging doors Lucas_Strongbow: "Medic!" Far-Walker: "Regeneration magics would not be uncalled for, yes." Slim_bankshot: Didn't he break his nose last time? Lucas_Strongbow: Let's just say we won;t be relying on door charging in the future Slim_bankshot: Also, this one is stone fingers1: I'm back, from my... momentary lapse in concentration? Slim_bankshot: The last was wood Lucas_Strongbow: Is there a lock? dreyrugr: Wait. This wasn't wood? dreyrugr: Fuuuuuuuuuuck Slim_bankshot: Masturbating to my descriptions causes that, fingers Slim_bankshot: OK, someone just try something Slim_bankshot: Step it up boys Lucas_Strongbow: Is the door just stone, or is there a lock? Lucas_Strongbow: or any mechanism Slim_bankshot: It looks like just a stone outline cut into the wall. Slim_bankshot: And whhat is possibly a switch on the bottom right corner Lucas_Strongbow: Dungeoneering check on that switch? Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [2] = 11 dreyrugr: I'll follow up with that Lucas_Strongbow: I might atually cry dreyrugr: 1d20+6 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+6: [2] = 8 dreyrugr: ... Lucas_Strongbow: So we have no idea what this switch does Brigsby: Well, it's on a door Brigsby: I imagine it opens the door Lucas_Strongbow: Someone press it dreyrugr: Fuck it dreyrugr: I press the button Brigsby: Or lets another boulder on us Lucas_Strongbow: While I spend a healing surge Lucas_Strongbow: unless someone can buff my heal somehow Slim_bankshot: The door glides open seemingly effortlessly Igfig: By the way guys Igfig: you can always just take a short rest dreyrugr: Let's do that Brigsby: I push Drey in first to make sure there aren't any more boulders Igfig: during a short rest you can spend as many healing surges as you like fingers1: I have a passive that increases hp regained during short rests Slim_bankshot: Sometimes the best solution is the most obvious fingers1: Also, which room are we checking out? 10? Lucas_Strongbow: Increases hp by how much? fingers1: 4? Lucas_Strongbow: I'll take it Brigsby: 10 now Igfig: this is the exception to the "you can only spend a surge if a power says so" rule Slim_bankshot: 10 Igfig: 4 is a garderobe dreyrugr: Alright ig. I'm taking a short rest to use a surge Brigsby: Which SOMEONE wouldn't let me check Igfig: which is a place where you poop Lucas_Strongbow: HA Brigsby: It's a closet for clothes Igfig: resting takes minutes Igfig: 5 Igfig: minutes fingers1: I can play Song of Rest during rests, and you'll get +4 hp to every healing surge Lucas_Strongbow: I feel so soothed Igfig: that's a warderobe Far-Walker: That'd be nice. fingers1: Let's get inside one of these rooms before we rest Igfig: wardgrobe Igfig: wardrobe, even Lucas_Strongbow: Play Dust in the Wind Brigsby: also a garderobe Brigsby: I googled it dreyrugr: Pssst Guys. OCC Igfig: yes, a place where you garde your robes Igfig: but that's silly Far-Walker: So, door's open. What's next? Igfig: there is no toilet in the bathroom upstairs Lucas_Strongbow: I guess we go up the stairs Lucas_Strongbow: nothing else to do Slim_bankshot: There are stairs going up, but that's all I can tell from the map Igfig: check the other page dreyrugr: What's in the room? fingers1: So, did we take our short rest? Lucas_Strongbow: Yes Igfig: page 2 is upstairs, page 3 is ground floor dreyrugr: Yes Far-Walker: So we all took a short rest and gained a +4 to our healing surge? Lucas_Strongbow: yes Lucas_Strongbow: So do we go up the stairs then? Brigsby: Yes dreyrugr: Let's look around the room first Slim_bankshot: It's a big room Slim_bankshot: Well, not really Slim_bankshot: It is a mid size spirel staircase Slim_bankshot: spiral Slim_bankshot: Not much else to say about it Lucas_Strongbow: And we go up those stairs Brigsby: Someone try the door Lucas_Strongbow: To the garden? Brigsby: To room 17 Slim_bankshot: You hear noises outside the door dreyrugr: What's on the table? Lucas_Strongbow: We hear noises in the courtyard? Lucas_Strongbow: or pstairs? Lucas_Strongbow: upstairs? Slim_bankshot: You do indeed Slim_bankshot: Outside Slim_bankshot: There is nothing on this table, actually Brigsby: I look out the window dreyrugr: And the door is locked correct? Slim_bankshot: Excepty an empty wooden bowl and a broken clay vase Lucas_Strongbow: Hey Drey, charge the door Slim_bankshot: It is not locked Slim_bankshot: Charge it anyway dreyrugr: CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE dreyrugr: 1d20+5 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+5: [10] = 15 Slim_bankshot: Since it is not locked, Slim_bankshot: yelling like a lunatic, you charge the door and crash through it in an explosion of wood fragments and dust fingers1: Go drey! fingers1: Show that fucking door who's boss! dreyrugr: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR" Slim_bankshot: The 7 goblins in the courtyard are caught by surprise at this clearly fucking insane person dreyrugr: WOOHOO Slim_bankshot: You have an OA against the one nearest to you dreyrugr: We roll initiative now? dreyrugr: Or do I just attack? Slim_bankshot: Sure Igfig: that's not how opportunity attacks work dreyrugr: Oh. OA Brigsby: Surprise round? dreyrugr: I thought he said CA Slim_bankshot: Fine Ig Slim_bankshot: Just roll int dudes Igfig: what would happen is he gets surprise Igfig: so he can act in the surprise round Igfig: and make an attack or something against the goblins fingers1: 1d20+2 Initiative! Fortuna: fingers1, Initiative!: [13] = 15 fingers1: Thanks, Fortuna Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7 Initiative Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, Initiative: [7] = 14 dreyrugr: 1d20+1 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+1: [11] = 12 fingers1: Hah! Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [17] = 22 fingers1: FINALLY Far-Walker: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+6: [5] = 11 fingers1: Take that, Strongbow. Far-Walker: Highest bonus, lowest roll Lucas_Strongbow: Up yours, Fingers Igfig: would you like me to draw in the monsters, or would you like to do that slim? dreyrugr: Ok. When do I do my OA? Slim_bankshot: Could you? Brigsby: It's not an OA Slim_bankshot: I don't know where to put them Brigsby: There's a surprise round, where you get to do something dreyrugr: Oh dreyrugr: Alright Lucas_Strongbow: So, hit them Slim_bankshot: Brigsby Brigsby: Yes? Slim_bankshot: You go first Brigsby: Ok, is this a full turn or just Standard Action? Slim_bankshot: Uhh.... Igfig: Do you all get surprise? Or just Drey? Igfig: It's just a standard action Brigsby: That what I was confused about Slim_bankshot: I guess they all do Igfig: Generally it's whoever did the actual surprising thing Slim_bankshot: The goblins are all 'what the shit?' Slim_bankshot: OK just drey Igfig: so if the other PCs were ready, they get to go dreyrugr: Awesome dreyrugr: So I get to use any attack? Brigsby: Init order is: Brigs-Fingers-Lucas-Drey-Far dreyrugr: Or is it just a basic melee? Igfig: and also Lucas, because he has the Alertness feat Slim_bankshot: Still brigsby though, right? Igfig: oh no wait he retrained that Igfig: it's a charge, so just a melee basic dreyrugr: Fuck yeah dreyrugr: 1d20+9 Fortuna: dreyrugr, 1d20+9: [12] = 21 Igfig: I don't think Brigsby was doing anything surprising, really Brigsby: I wasn't, I was looking out the window Slim_bankshot: Just a sec Igfig: he wasn't even aware of the goblins until after Drey went Slim_bankshot: Let me pull up their stats Slim_bankshot: OK, dreyrugr: Attack roll was 21 Slim_bankshot: Drey, that was your attack? dreyrugr: Yeah Slim_bankshot: Hit dreyrugr: 1d8+5 melee basic damage Fortuna: dreyrugr, melee basic damage: [3] = 8 Slim_bankshot: OK Slim_bankshot: What did you hit it with? Slim_bankshot: Just a punch? dreyrugr: Longsword Slim_bankshot: OK Slim_bankshot: Sooo.... Next? Another attack? dreyrugr: Can I do another attack? Igfig: I have put people on the map in fairly arbitrary locations Igfig: that was your turn dreyrugr: Is this like an actual turn? Do I get standard, free, minor, etc Igfig: Initiative order, now Igfig: nah, surprise is just a standard action dreyrugr: Alright Brigsby: Brigs-Fingers-Lucas-Drey-Far Brigsby: So my turn? Lucas_Strongbow: Yep Brigsby: Ok, I move into the doorway and shoot one of the goblins with Lightning Strike Brigsby: 1d20+5 vs Reflex Fortuna: Brigsby, vs Reflex: [3] = 8 Igfig: slim's just rolling init for the goblines Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 5 Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, 1d20 + 5: [19] = 24 Brigsby: oh Brigsby: THAT DIDN'T COUNT Slim_bankshot: Pay no mind to that gents Slim_bankshot: Brigsby kinda failed there Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 7 Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, 1d20 + 7: [1] = 8 Slim_bankshot: Pshhh Brigsby: I guess I shift back out of the doorway into the tower, so others can move through dreyrugr: The goblin trips and falls off the cliff dreyrugr: (Soooo What now?) Slim_bankshot: OK, a goblin archer aims at brigsby and draws it's weapon Igfig: Didn't Brigsby retreat back into the tower? Brigsby: Woah, I went back in Brigsby: Yeah Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 6 vs brigsby AC Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs brigsby AC: [4] = 10 Brigsby: I shifted back into the tower Brigsby: it missed anyway Igfig: yeah dreyrugr: It's a special arrow. It can go through stone Slim_bankshot: Actually, it hit your shoulder and bounced harmlessly off Far-Walker: And people. Brigsby: Somehow Slim_bankshot: You just shrug and laugh Brigsby: How did he hit me when I'm in the tower? Slim_bankshot: Magic Slim_bankshot: Be quiet Brigsby: OK Slim_bankshot: Another archer aims at drey Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 6 vs. drey AC Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs. drey AC: [2] = 8 dreyrugr: I laugh it off Slim_bankshot: You're still all tough from charging through a fucking door Slim_bankshot: Next archer, also drey Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 6 vs. drey AC Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs. drey AC: [12] = 18 dreyrugr: That equals my AC Slim_bankshot: Hit Slim_bankshot: 1d6 + 2 Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, 1d6 + 2: [3] = 5 Slim_bankshot: 5 damage bro dreyrugr: Not even a scratch dreyrugr: Papercut Slim_bankshot: Those fucking suck Slim_bankshot: FINGERS! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh, um, he left to get bread for his sandwiches, blames his roommate for eating the bread. Slim_bankshot: Goddamnit dreyrugr: Someone can play for him Slim_bankshot: So now what? Far-Walker: Skip his turn for now Brigsby: Skip him, he can have his turn when he comes back? Slim_bankshot: Fair enough Slim_bankshot: Lucas? Lucas_Strongbow: I'm up Slim_bankshot: Your turn broseph Lucas_Strongbow: I'm guessing I have line of sight on that goblin to the right of the well Slim_bankshot: Yes dreyrugr: I'm in the way I think Slim_bankshot: Oh. Lucas_Strongbow: You duck Slim_bankshot: Yes Brigsby: Curve the arrow Slim_bankshot: You should probably move lucas Igfig: lucas, take a maneuver action Lucas_Strongbow: I like standing on the table, apparently Lucas_Strongbow: maneuver where? Igfig: your location in a region is abstract unless you take a maneuver to be somewhere particular Igfig: in your case, to somewhere where you can see the goblin Igfig: e.g. on that table Lucas_Strongbow: I do just that Lucas_Strongbow: and do clever shot Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [15] = 24 Lucas_Strongbow: vs AC Slim_bankshot: Hit Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+5 damage Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, damage: [6] = 11 Lucas_Strongbow: and I slide the goblin 2 squares INTO THE WELL Igfig: oooh Igfig: when you move a creature into dangerous terrain like that, they get a saving throw Igfig: which is a straight-up 1d20 roll Slim_bankshot: OK Igfig: 10+, they don't fall in, they just fall prone at the edge Lucas_Strongbow: so who rolls it? Igfig: 9 or less, they fall Igfig: the goblin does Lucas_Strongbow: i meant here, so i guess slim Slim_bankshot: If I take a while to respond ever, I am figuring stuff i=out with ig Slim_bankshot: Don't panic unless I sign out Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 5 Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, 1d20 + 5: [7] = 12 Igfig: the wall thing around the well keeps it from falling in Lucas_Strongbow: I thought it was a straight 20? Slim_bankshot: It stumbles, but catches itsself before... [bad well pun] Slim_bankshot: But this one was a clever goblin, others may not be so lucky Igfig: the +5 bonus is because of the wall thing around the well Slim_bankshot: Drey then? dreyrugr: Yes Igfig: the wall thing was just unmortared stone, though Igfig: so when the goblin fell into it, it collapsed a bit Igfig: next time the wall thing will only give a +2 bonus to the roll dreyrugr: Thorn Strike on the goblin I surprise attacked dreyrugr: 1d20+9 v ac Fortuna: dreyrugr, v ac: [3] = 12 dreyrugr: Fortuna dreyrugr: Just dreyrugr: Fuck you dreyrugr: Fuck you so hard Slim_bankshot: The goblin looks angry, but unhurt dreyrugr: What do skill checks fall under? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Standard. Igfig: what kind of check? dreyrugr: Nature check dreyrugr: I'm trained in it Igfig: knowledge? Igfig: that's a minor action dreyrugr: Alright dreyrugr: 1d20+6 nature on goblins Fortuna: dreyrugr, nature on goblins: [1] = 7 dreyrugr: .... Igfig: :( Far-Walker: ha dreyrugr: I think they are trolls Slim_bankshot: Far? dreyrugr: Fuck this. dreyrugr: Nature's wrath dreyrugr: To mark all the enemies ajacent to me Far-Walker: My turn? dreyrugr: And end turn Slim_bankshot: Yes far Slim_bankshot: GO! Far-Walker: OKAY! Far-Walker: he's going to position himself so he can shoot at the Gb on the right side of the well, while still staying in the stairwell room. Far-Walker: Then, he's going to use Flickering Arrow! Far-Walker: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+6: [5] = 11 Far-Walker: :( Slim_bankshot: Nope Far-Walker: He's going to try his own Nature check on the goblins. Far-Walker: And the courtyard. Far-Walker: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+11: [1] = 12 Far-Walker: Fortuna hates nature. Far-Walker: Done. Igfig: Farw, you're still standing in the doorway Far-Walker: Shift out of that, if I can. Slim_bankshot: Fortuna hates all of you. Igfig: can you shift as a minor? Far-Walker: Yes Igfig: okay then, you can do that Far-Walker: He does that Far-Walker: Next! Slim_bankshot: Dudes Igfig: Looks like the blackblades are up Slim_bankshot: I'm gonna do these, and head out Slim_bankshot: I am fucking beat Igfig: kay Igfig: you've done a lot of learning, I don't blame you Slim_bankshot: The one blackblade moves behind the tree for cover Slim_bankshot: And he attacks drey Slim_bankshot: Because drey has been an asshole to him dreyrugr: Fingers is back Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 5 vs. drey AC Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs. drey AC: [10] = 15 Slim_bankshot: No? dreyrugr: Nope dreyrugr: No hit Slim_bankshot: The other maneuvers into flank position Slim_bankshot: And does just that Slim_bankshot: Flanks your brains out dreyrugr: I think I lost my brains with that stone door dreyrugr: So haha. Jokes on him Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 8 vs. drey AC Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs. drey AC: [6] = 14 Slim_bankshot: Fine then. Flanks you senseless Slim_bankshot: Till you pass out Slim_bankshot: Still a miss though dreyrugr: haha Slim_bankshot: The third one flanks you Slim_bankshot: You are being flanked by two dudes at the same time Igfig: three, even Slim_bankshot: 1d20 + 8 vs drey ac Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs drey ac: [4] = 12 dreyrugr: Faaaaaaaaail Slim_bankshot: FUCK FIRTUNA THAT WHORE! Igfig: I'd say triple penetration, but they all keep missing dreyrugr: Fortuna. I love you so much Slim_bankshot: tFORTUNA EVEN! dreyrugr: Be my waifu Slim_bankshot: The first one wasn't actually a flank Igfig: it's complicated Igfig: the first one didn't flank, but the second guy was flanking with him dreyrugr: One is trying to take me from the front The other two are coming in from the back Igfig: you need two people to flank Slim_bankshot: Oh Slim_bankshot: Oh whatever Igfig: indeed Slim_bankshot: OH GOD THE LAST ONE FLANKS! Slim_bankshot: 1d20+6 vs drey ac Fortuna: Slim_bankshot, vs drey ac: [9] = 15 dreyrugr: Hardcore failure Slim_bankshot: Fortuna, I will sell you on the street Slim_bankshot: I hate you so much Lucas_Strongbow: All I hear is the tang of swords bouncing off armor Slim_bankshot: As they furiously flank you Slim_bankshot: OK dudes. I must be going. Igfig: aright man, have a good one fingers: Peace Out dreyrugr: I am going to earth spike the shit out of everyone Thorn_the_Gnoll: Too ta loo Slim. dreyrugr: SEe ya slim Brigsby: Bye Slim Igfig: okay then Igfig: Archer time! dreyrugr: Am I going to get another paper cut? Igfig: the archers are in kind of an awkward position for themselves at the moment Brigsby: Now that Ig's the DM, you're about to be a pincushion Igfig: they shoot best when they can more around Igfig: but whatever Igfig: yes, they all fire at you Igfig: 3#1d20+6 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+6: [19] = 25; 1d20+6: [13] = 19; 1d20+6: [8] = 14 Igfig: vs AC dreyrugr: 2 hits Igfig: 2#1d8+2 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d8+2: [8] = 10; 1d8+2: [4] = 6 Igfig: and then they retreat out of sight dreyrugr: Now I have a slight cramp Igfig: well, that's them dreyrugr: bloodied Igfig: Brigster! Brigsby: Move to where I have line of sight on Drey Igfig: kay Brigsby: Putting my Howling Tempest with Drey in the eye Igfig: nice Igfig: that's all of them Igfig: although the one behind the tree has a bit of cover Brigsby: roll 4 times? Brigsby: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+11: [12] = 23 Brigsby: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+11: [4] = 15 Brigsby: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+11: [4] = 15 Brigsby: 1d20+11 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+11: [12] = 23 Igfig: vs what? Brigsby: vs Fortitude Igfig: Also, it's tidier to do "4#1d20+11" Igfig: also, +11?! Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Initiative Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Initiative: [14] = 23 Brigsby: It was +9, but I took the Superior Implement Training feat Brigsby: My staff gives +2 to Thunder attacks Brigsby: also an additional square when enemies are shifted Igfig: Pretty sure that's thunder damage Brigsby: Thunder keyword Igfig: yeah, damage. Not attacks. Igfig: also, how did you get +9 Brigsby: "+2 to attacks with Thunder keyword" Igfig: which staff is this? Igfig: Quickbeam? Brigsby: Quickbeam Staff Igfig: Properties: Energized (thunder) (When you use an attack power through an energized implement, you gain a +2 bonus to damage rolls if the power has the keyword that matches the implement’s damage type. The bonus increases to +3 at 11th level and +4 at 21st level.). Forceful (Whenever you pull, push, or slide a target with an attack power using a forceful impl Igfig: etc Igfig: that's +2 to damage, not attack Igfig: if you want an attack bonus, use an accurate staff Brigsby: ah, I read it wrong Brigsby: ok, so those attacks are 21, 13, 13, 21 Igfig: in any case, where are those other 4 points of bonus coming from? Brigsby: wait Brigsby: the bonus was 5 Brigsby: I put my damage bonus by mistake Igfig: aha Brigsby: so 17 9 9 17 Igfig: right Brigsby: vs fort Igfig: you hit the two on the left Brigsby: ok Igfig: by the way, which enemies have taken damage so far? I wasn't keeping track of that Brigsby: 2#2d6+11 Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d6+11: [1, 6] = 18; 2d6+11: [2, 4] = 17 fingers: At least you hit them really fucking hard Igfig: just roll damage once, brigs Igfig: they both take 18 Brigsby: ok Igfig: have either of them taken damage? Igfig: previously, I mean Lucas_Strongbow: The one I shot did, but I don't know which one that is Lucas_Strongbow: it took 11 Igfig: was that the one drey was attacking? Lucas_Strongbow: no idea Brigsby: they're both deafened and I shift them so that they aren't in cover, but are still in the storm Lucas_Strongbow: it was by the well Igfig: okay, not that gy Igfig: guy Igfig: the guys you hit are both bloodied Brigsby: awesome Brigsby: I want to shift them both into the well Igfig: you can actually do that, sure Igfig: 2#1d20+2 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+2: [9] = 11; 1d20+2: [17] = 19 Igfig: they are both okay Igfig: but rpone Igfig: prone Brigsby: and deafened Igfig: yes Igfig: they have turned green while they are prone Igfig: on the map Igfig: next, then? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, I rolled a 23 initiative. dreyrugr: Thorn replaces fingers Igfig: oh dreyrugr: Wait Igfig: well then you should go now dreyrugr: No Brigsby: Ok, and for my minor I do an Arcana check Brigsby: on this sword fingers: Boo Brigsby: 1d20+6 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+6: [4] = 10 Igfig: what sword, the sword you won't be getting for another few weeks? Brigsby: The one the aliens gave back to me? Igfig: and that takes a short rest to identify? Igfig: yes Igfig: this is before all that Brigsby: Oooooh Brigsby: Didn't know that Igfig: Waffle's Castle Cocklove adventure Brigsby: Ok, I guess I'll just end my turn then Igfig: kay