Slimbankshot: (OK, I have to pee, but get started)
Lucas_Strongbow: Fortuna...we meet again
Wilco: So where did we leave off?
Far-Walker: Fortuna was screwing us, as usual, when...
Heronius_Napalm: Hello Fortuna, I hope this evening finds you well.
Fortuna: Good evening.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Drey and Brigsby finished off the jackalweres that had followed them up to the roof, you just got up there, me and Hero are down in the lobby with the 20-25 other ones.
Wilco: oh yeah, then I turned and started running back down
Lucas_Strongbow: When suddenly, I appear from the shadows
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Which brings the total of people in the lobby to me, Hero, and Lucas.
Wilco: as I frantically charge down the stairs
Far-Walker: I had to leave early last session, so I'll just slip in with the lobby group
Lucas_Strongbow: what page are we supposed to be looking at on scribblar, 2?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Page 2 is the roof from the last fight.
Igfig: so yes, I think so
Wilco: so what do we do now? Or are we waiting on slim? Or are igfig and slim doing their secret conferences?
Slimbankshot: OK guys
Slimbankshot: Sorry
Slimbankshot: So, where did we leave off? You guys are just on junk planet?
Wilco: yes
Poen: I think so.
Slimbankshot: OK.
Wilco: we just finished the jackal fight on the roof
Slimbankshot: I wasn't here for that
Slimbankshot: But, OK. You're all on said roof
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Except for us who are in the lobby.
Slimbankshot: Except for those of you who are in the lobby
Wilco: I am charging down the stairs
Slimbankshot: OK. Wilco is rejoining the others in the lobby
Slimbankshot: We'll just kinda be on group init for now
Slimbankshot: Hm?
Lucas_Strongbow: I have only a vague idea what's happening, i guess the others will decide what we'll do
Wilco: well, maybe we should all just get together in the lobby again
Heronius_Napalm: My suggestion: get rid of our little hanger's on.
Heronius_Napalm: One way or another.
Wilco: and initiate giant flaming wall to murder the jackals
Wilco: Who was the person who could do that? 
Wilco: The giant wall of fire that hurts anyone who tries to walk through it
Heronius_Napalm: Me obviously
Slimbankshot: OK guys.
Heronius_Napalm: It is a giant wall of fire.
Wilco: Then I say we all leave the building
Slimbankshot: You are all in the lobby (to simplify)
Wilco: We can tell the jackals to stay there, because we need to check something outside
Slimbankshot: And you can hear loud winds outside
Far-Walker: Leaving the building sounds like a swell idea.
Lucas_Strongbow: With all that wind?
Lucas_Strongbow: it'll ruin my hair
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Um, what about Poen?  Her character was on the roof and isn't part of the group yet, yeah.
Heronius_Napalm: We don't know that.
Poen: I'll trail from a distance. Can I do that? Hide in the stairwell or something?
Slimbankshot: Looking out the window, you see debris flying around at high speed
Slimbankshot: Sure Poen
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well yeah we don't know that.  Alright.
Poen: Cool.
Slimbankshot: So was the interior of this place explined?
Slimbankshot: *explained
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup.
Slimbankshot: OK
Slimbankshot: Anyone near a window?
Heronius_Napalm: Are there windows on the ground floor>
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Front windows around the door probably.
Slimbankshot: I don't know. I'm guessing yes
Lucas_Strongbow: I guess I'd be by the window?
Slimbankshot: Dex save (what is that roll called?)
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, I'd probably be by the entrance to the staircase staring down the group of jackalweres we have here to make sure they don't all run up.
Lucas_Strongbow: I have no idea what a dex save is
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Um, I think 4th edition you'd make a roll against his reflex.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or have him do a saving throw.
Slimbankshot: Yes
Slimbankshot: Saving throw to dodge something
Lucas_Strongbow: with dexterity bonus?
Slimbankshot: Yes
Heronius_Napalm: yes
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+5: [10] = 15
Slimbankshot: You successfully duck, avoiding a large metal tube that come flying past your head and embeds in the far wall
Lucas_Strongbow: Fuck yeah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So...  seems we're trapped in this building with the jackalweres due to hazardous weather conditions.
Lucas_Strongbow: Perception check on the metal tube?
Heronius_Napalm: We could go up a floor and burn this floor to a crisp.
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+13
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+13: [17] = 30
Lucas_Strongbow: Tell me your secrets, metal tube
Slimbankshot: The loud wind outside makes it hum softly
Far-Walker: Going to do a Nature check on this weather. See if it's normal, abnormal, etc. and what the best thing to do in a storm is.
Far-Walker: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+11: [2] = 13
Far-Walker: :c
Lucas_Strongbow: i could do the same. and will
Slimbankshot: OK
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+11: [3] = 14
Heronius_Napalm: your are the nature people
Heronius_Napalm: I hate both of you.
Slimbankshot: With your powers combined!
Far-Walker: We failed boy scouts.
Slimbankshot: You come to the conclusion that this wind storm is both natural, and not
Lucas_Strongbow: How incredibly helpful
Far-Walker: "This wind is pretty ambiguous."
Heronius_Napalm: Arcana check on the storm
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+13
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+13: [7] = 20
Slimbankshot: You can tell that, while it is occuring naturally, the climate wasn't always like this. There was a time when such a storm wouldn't have happened
Heronius_Napalm: This planet wasn't always complete shit.
Heronius_Napalm: Too bad.
Far-Walker: "This planet is going through global warming."
Lucas_Strongbow: Is there a statue of liberty in the sand somewhere?
Far-Walker: Check for one.
Slimbankshot: You wouldn't know what the statue of liberty is anyway
Heronius_Napalm: Insight check to see if it was earth all along?
Heronius_Napalm: And if those idiots blew it up?
Igfig: Sure, go ahead
Lucas_Strongbow: And that we should damn them all to hell?
Heronius_Napalm: And that's my culture reference for the day.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Things that were jackals, freak storms, mounds of junk for miles, and who builds like this?" Thorn motions at the room.
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+7: [15] = 22
Far-Walker: 1d20+4  Insight Check against Twilight Zone twists
Fortuna: Far-Walker, Insight Check against Twilight Zone twists: [19] = 23
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "This place is messed up."
Wilco: Igfig is a way funner DM then the one I play with at school, he would have never let us do that insight check
Heronius_Napalm: "The sooner we leave the better."
Slimbankshot: Wait, slow down
Slimbankshot: I was talking to ig and lost track of you
Far-Walker: We're making sure it wasn't Earth all along, we're in Hell, and/or one or more of us is a ghost.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It was mostly character banter and references.
Igfig: Also, no it's not Earth.
Slimbankshot: You are sure
Igfig: Or hell.
Slimbankshot: That this is not earth
Igfig: One of you might be a ghost.
Igfig: but who?
Heronius_Napalm: I had a run in with necromancers once.
Heronius_Napalm: But that ended with fires.
Poen: Is the Scribblar accurate, by the way? Which page are we looking at?
Slimbankshot: Also, Far gets a hinting feeling that Darh Vader may be Lukes father
Slimbankshot: But can't explain why
Wilco: Oh shit spoilers man
Far-Walker: Far keeps this DELICATE INFORMATION secret.
Igfig: Page 2 was the rooftop of this building
Heronius_Napalm: Heronius has grown tired of these smelly jackal things.
Heronius_Napalm: He decides to ascend to the second floor.
Slimbankshot: OK.
Heronius_Napalm: He makes a secretive hand gesture to the other members
Far-Walker: How many floors does this building have?
Igfig: where you almost had a standoff with a guy, but then the weres killed him
Heronius_Napalm: trying to get them to follow.
Lucas_Strongbow: I'll follow
Far-Walker: Far follows
Lucas_Strongbow: We do some super secret military hand signals
Slimbankshot: Getting their stats...
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Stay," Thorn orders the jackalweres before also following.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [6] = 16
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Intimidate.
Igfig: This bulding had I think four floors plus the roof
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm clearly losing control of the situation at the rate the intimidation rolls have been going.
Igfig: the weres are starting to get restless
Igfig: looking up toward the stairwell
Heronius_Napalm: That's okay, are we all on the second floor now?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "You don't have anywhere else to go during this storm anyways!" Thorn yells down.
Igfig: "Wheres other goings/'
Heronius_Napalm: "Alright here is the plan."
Igfig: *?
Igfig: and yeah, you're all up there
Slimbankshot: Yeah, I don't know where the weres are
Heronius_Napalm: I am going to start a large fire at the base of the staircase.
Wilco: since I am running down the stairs, do I run into the other group?
Igfig: some of the weres are milling around lower ont he stairs
Igfig: sure I guess?
Heronius_Napalm: Everyone else do your best to antagonize the weres so I can murder them.
Wilco: Okay then I stop and start following them
Far-Walker: Can't you just murder them without them being antagonized first?
Slimbankshot: Sorry guys. The phone keeps ringing... ANYWAY!
Heronius_Napalm: Then we will finish off the rest and be done with this foolishness.
Heronius_Napalm: I will initiate the murders first
Heronius_Napalm: but there are too many to kill at once.
Heronius_Napalm: so I need you people to hold them in the staircase
Lucas_Strongbow: Rapid shot could help...
Heronius_Napalm: while the fire does its work.
Slimbankshot: One of the were harriers attempts to attack the nearest person
Heronius_Napalm: Why?
Far-Walker: Far can firebomb them with Elemental Spirits
Slimbankshot: Cause it feels threatened
Heronius_Napalm: Alright
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He just heard the plan cause they didn't stay put I'm guessing.
Heronius_Napalm: Fountain of Flame at the base of the staircase.
Heronius_Napalm: Also can we get a map to work with?
Igfig: they've been wandering all over the place, yeah
Igfig: yes
Slimbankshot: So you guys are partway up the stairs
Slimbankshot: nd there is flame at the bottom
Heronius_Napalm: I'm on the second floor landing.
Heronius_Napalm: I would like wilco to be closest to the fire
Heronius_Napalm: since he has the best armor
Heronius_Napalm: everyone else stand where you want.
Slimbankshot: The weres are feeling threatened by the fire and are getting restless
Slimbankshot: And angry
Heronius_Napalm: threatened? I attacked them with it.
Heronius_Napalm: I wanted the map so I could see which ones I hit.
Lucas_Strongbow: They're not bright
Wilco: Okay, I'll move into the stair case and block any strays from getting up
Slimbankshot: I thought it was just a defense thing
Heronius_Napalm: nope
Heronius_Napalm: I was initiating combat,
Slimbankshot: But yeah, what lucas said
Slimbankshot: OK. Well then, combat time.
Far-Walker: Roll initiative?
Igfig: I'm just making map stuff up here
Slimbankshot: Sure
Slimbankshot: Roll
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+2: [4] = 6
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [1] = 10
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wow.
Wilco: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+6: [6] = 12
Wilco: cocks
Far-Walker: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+6: [15] = 21
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [15] = 22
Heronius_Napalm: My attack still goes first.
Slimbankshot: So, lucas, farm wilco, thorn, hero
Slimbankshot: *far
Lucas_Strongbow: how many jackals are there in the lobby, or are we still waiting on the map?
Slimbankshot: There are 12 that you can see.
Wilco: How many are being burned to death?
Heronius_Napalm: I'm waiting on the map.
Igfig: Wait, where are you guys even>
Igfig: ?
Slimbankshot: You guys backed up the stairs, right?
Wilco: Yes
Igfig: I've been drawing a map of the second floor
Far-Walker: Backed up the stairs, leaving the jackalweres on the first.
Heronius_Napalm: I see
Lucas_Strongbow: Yeah, we're on the second floor, apparently there's  a balcony
Slimbankshot: Well, down on the first floor
Poen: Can I see them from where I am?
Slimbankshot: There are 12 angry weres
Slimbankshot: Where are you, po?
Poen: I was hiding in the stairwell, somewhere.
Poen: Presumably closer to the roof.
Slimbankshot: You see the PCs, but not the weres
Slimbankshot: You see everyone panicing, but not why
Heronius_Napalm: We don't panic. We assume battle formation.
Slimbankshot: You can probably hear loud growling, though
Poen: Okay, thanks.
Far-Walker: We're professionals now. We don't panic unless we roll 1's.
Wilco: I'm standing in the stairwell blocking the jackals from getting up the stairs if they get past the fire
Slimbankshot: How much damage do those flames do?
Igfig: Hey Slim, what's on this floor?  Is it just empty rooms, or is there stuff>
Igfig: ?
Heronius_Napalm: 3d8+5 on the shot
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, on the shot: [3, 8, 6] = 22
Lucas_Strongbow: I've got my gun trained on them, just give the word when we're actually starting ths fight
Heronius_Napalm: 5 on any enemy entering the zone.
Heronius_Napalm: or ending its turn there.
Slimbankshot: On this floor,
Slimbankshot: There are two sofas, a chair, and a large coffee table
Slimbankshot: OK,
Slimbankshot: One of the littler ones attempt to lunge around the flames and grab onto Wilcos ankle
Wilco: Is that an attack?
Slimbankshot: Yes
Wilco: Vs AC?
Slimbankshot: What is your AC?
Wilco: 2
Wilco: 22
Igfig: okay, well, put yourselves on the map then guys
Slimbankshot:  1d20+8V22
Slimbankshot:  1d20+8
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20+8: [12] = 20
Wilco: miss
Slimbankshot: Damn.
Igfig: hint: use bold font for creatures
Igfig: right
Heronius_Napalm: it burns
Slimbankshot: Misses, lands in the fire, and is roasted alive
Slimbankshot: Also, Hero is a horrible person
Slimbankshot: Roasting poor jackels.
Heronius_Napalm: Agreed.
Far-Walker: Pretty much.
Heronius_Napalm: But he doesn't mind.
Wilco: I point and laugh at it's body
Heronius_Napalm: They are a bother anyway.
Slimbankshot: They are all really pissed now.
Slimbankshot: And seem to be planning an attack pattern
Heronius_Napalm: Indeed.
Heronius_Napalm: Whose turn is it?
Wilco: "I wonder what roasted jackal tastes like..."
Lucas_Strongbow: My turn, I guess
Slimbankshot: Yeah
Far-Walker: "That's Thorn's joke, Wilco"
Lucas_Strongbow: From where I am, can I see any jackals?
Igfig: Did the jackals have any init roll?
Thorn_the_Gnoll smacks Wilco.
Igfig: Also, Poen.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nope.
Wilco: "No I really wonder, I'm kind of hungry"
Slimbankshot: Not really
Far-Walker: "it has been a while since we've eaten..."
Slimbankshot: Wilco
Slimbankshot: d20+con to resist diving into the fire after roast jackel.
Heronius_Napalm: You all have food in your packs, eat some when you are hungry.
Wilco: what the hell
Wilco: I'm not THAT hungry
Heronius_Napalm: Too bad.
Heronius_Napalm: Roll it.
Slimbankshot: YOU ARE SO VERY TEMPTED!
Wilco: 1d20+3
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+3: [20] = 23
Wilco: YEAH CRIT
Far-Walker: aaaaaaahahahaha
Igfig: critically stoic!
Heronius_Napalm: That will be the only one tonight.
Wilco: I beat my temptation
Far-Walker: Wilco eats air and shits dew
Slimbankshot: You convince yourself that diving into the fire would, in fact, be quite stupid
Slimbankshot: And instead content yourself with making lewd gestures at the corpse
Wilco: You know it's funny I was about to say I did that
Slimbankshot: So Lucas
Slimbankshot: You can't really see them
Slimbankshot: But hear growling
Lucas_Strongbow: Hmm
Lucas_Strongbow: Can I go anywhere that might let me see them, like on the stairs but not in the fire?
Slimbankshot: Wilco could maybe use your help
Slimbankshot: Fending them off
Heronius_Napalm: "By the by, the fires are magical, you won't be burned by them.
Poen: I wonder what the strange gestures are for and creep a little closer. Am I at n angle where they can see me?
Wilco: "Oh hell yes"
Lucas_Strongbow: So I can just stand in the fire and shoot downstairs?
Heronius_Napalm: If you want to.
Lucas_Strongbow: Might as well
Slimbankshot: Go for it
Slimbankshot: They can't really attack you
Lucas_Strongbow: so, rapid shot targets a single creature and all adjacent, how many do I have to target if I aim at the largest group?
Slimbankshot: I don't know
Slimbankshot: I am the worst at combat
Wilco: how many are in the most populated region?
Igfig: I guess this map isn't the best for this, is it
Slimbankshot: The were's,
Slimbankshot: *weres
Slimbankshot: gather and attempt to climb the area between the stairs and the fire
Slimbankshot: To get to the next floor
Wilco: that is a very small area
Lucas_Strongbow: i probably shouldn't stand in the fire then
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also where is the were's initiative?
Wilco: also wouldn't that mean they have to walk right past lucas?
Wilco: Would he get OP?
Lucas_Strongbow: This is happening before my move, i guess
Lucas_Strongbow: So i won't go in the fire
Wilco: Okay
Slimbankshot: Oh. I forgot to roll init for them
Slimbankshot: Sorry
Slimbankshot:  1d20+5
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20+5: [16] = 21
Wilco: fuck
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right after Far-Walker.
Slimbankshot:  1d20 +5
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20 +5: [14] = 19
Slimbankshot:  1d20+3
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20+3: [10] = 13
Lucas_Strongbow: Are there 3 of them?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Three groups.
Wilco: I thought there was around 12, can't they all have the same init
Wilco: ?
Heronius_Napalm: brb
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Relax and let the DMs DM.
Slimbankshot: There are different types of were
Wilco: Oh okay
PwotMoose joined #pwot_dnd.
Slimbankshot: Ig is here. I won't be able to break thing too badly.
Igfig: now you will!
Far-Walker: There's jackalweres, and there's jackaltheres, and there's jackals everywhere!
Igfig: heheh
PwotMoose: I'm here!
Far-Walker: Sorry.. Couldn't help myself.
Wilco: Far-Walker is the next doctor suess
Slimbankshot: Moose, nothing has happened
Slimbankshot: So,
Slimbankshot: As the jackels advance on the stairs,
Slimbankshot: A high pitched squealing noise is suddenly heard.
Slimbankshot: As if a whistle
Slimbankshot: Suddenly, their attention turns from you
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Uh oh.
Wilco: "What the hell was that?!"
Slimbankshot: Who is downstairs/partway still?
Lucas_Strongbow: Just wilco
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wilco is on the staircase.
Wilco: Do I see anything down there?
Brigsby: I'll go ahead and roll initiative, since I think I missed that
Slimbankshot: Wilco sees them through the flames
Slimbankshot: As they disappear around a corner
Brigsby: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [14] = 19
Slimbankshot: For?
Wilco: "They're running away"
Slimbankshot: Who is up next?
Brigsby: Uh, they just said to roll unit so I did
Slimbankshot: Oh right.
Slimbankshot: You weren't here for the first roll
Lucas_Strongbow: I guess I'm next, if we're actually starting
Lucas_Strongbow: So, what the hell is going on?
Slimbankshot: CARRY ON!
Slimbankshot: Weres just attacked, but left
Lucas_Strongbow: What check could tell me about that whistle
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Try one.
Slimbankshot: I don't know
Wilco: I think we should just go down and see what is happening
Lucas_Strongbow: perception, nature?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nature, perception, something you're good at.
Slimbankshot: Try per
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+13 perception
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, perception: [10] = 23
Far-Walker: I'll do a Nature one.
Far-Walker: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+11: [15] = 26
Slimbankshot: It was more than just a sound. It was a whistle. As if summoning them
Lucas_Strongbow: Interesting
Lucas_Strongbow: I'll go stand in the fire and look downstairs, to see what's going on
Wilco: Do we need to go by initiative anymore? since the battle seems to have ended
Slimbankshot: Yeah, kinda group init
Lucas_Strongbow: ah
Slimbankshot: Sorry
Wilco: Okay, I walk down the stairs into the lobby, to see what is happening
Lucas_Strongbow: back downstairs!
Heronius_Napalm: I sustain my fire, for safety reasons.
Brigsby: I follow the group since I can't see the map
Slimbankshot: There is no sign of them
Heronius_Napalm: they braved the storm?
Heronius_Napalm: I hope they are mincemeat.
Wilco: "We should follow them, I don't like the idea of some jackalwere king coming after us
Slimbankshot: Just the things in this room before
Slimbankshot: Guys, back in a few
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "They're too stupid to have a king."
Lucas_Strongbow: A dire jackalwere
Slimbankshot: need to talk to my mom
Wilco: slim is getting grounded for that thing at the place
Igfig: Are you saying Slim is a fashion model?
Heronius_Napalm: Wilco, your ideas are terrible.
Wilco: That is exactly what I am saying
Wilco: wait a minute IGFIG I CAUGHT THAT
Heronius_Napalm: brb, hunger calls.
Poen: Is everyone else back in the lobby now?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not sure.
Wilco: yeah we are in the lobby now
Far-Walker: I think we're still on the second floor
Wilco: the jackals have left the building
Igfig: I think so too
Slimbankshot: No, I had to give her a message from my sister
Wilco: Slim is a necromancer
Wilco: that was in bad taste
Slimbankshot: I thought you decended into the lobby?
Igfig: oh, maybe you did
Slimbankshot: That was, Wilco
Igfig: whatever, I guess
Slimbankshot: My sisters are very much alive, thanks
Slimbankshot: So, you are there in the lobby
Wilco: Alright let's follow the jackalwere's outside. I'm interested in where they are going
Slimbankshot: It is still windy
Poen: I trail them from a distance.
Wilco: And I'm pretty sure the storm won't sweep us away
Wilco: I am a 200 pound fatty wearing plate mail
Wilco: So I could go out and brave the wind if no one else is heavy enough
Thorn_the_Gnoll points at the metal tube lodged in the far wall.
Wilco: Are you saying we make a tank?
Far-Walker: I'm a bug wearing hide armor. I'm not going out there.
Brigsby: I say he should go out there
Slimbankshot: It put a metal pipe through a wall
Heronius_Napalm: He can go alone if he wnats.
Slimbankshot: The wind is unsafe
Heronius_Napalm: I'm not moving until the storm ends.
Wilco: Crap
Wilco: If the metal tube got flung through the wall
Brigsby: Wilco should go check it out
Wilco: then the jackalere's are most definatly being flung into buildings
Wilco: I say we take a short rest and wait out the storm
Brigsby: You're not a metal tube, you're a MAN
Lucas_Strongbow: I'm gonna go ahead and say it. We need to get back to the ship
Heronius_Napalm: We need food
Wilco: We have food on us
Heronius_Napalm: we can't make it to another planet on what we have left.
Wilco: We even have a fire to keep us warm
Thorn_the_Gnoll: We need more food if we're going on another star hop.
Igfig: also mor eair
Igfig: *more air
Wilco: So who says wait out the storm?
Brigsby: Does it not refill with air when we land?
Slimbankshot: Who says they went outside?
Wilco: yeah if we just sort of, leave the door open
Far-Walker: "I'm suspcious about the jackalwere's mode fo exit."
Far-Walker: Far searches around the lobby and ground floor for another passage
Heronius_Napalm: we need more air than just the interior of the ship can hold.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I peer into those shafts beyond the strange doors.
Igfig: yes, but it only takes so much air back with it (I'll continue this in OOC)
Far-Walker: 1d20+4 Perception
Fortuna: Far-Walker, Perception: [19] = 23
Wilco: Alright fuck it, I'll go check out how strong the wind is
Slimbankshot: Wait, back in a sec s=dud
Slimbankshot: *sec dudes
Wilco: "If I don't return, I hate all of you and blame you for my death"
Thorn_the_Gnoll smacks Wilco.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "No."
Brigsby waves goodbye
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Only person to blame for that would be you."
Wilco: "You guys suck"
Lucas_Strongbow: I say we let him go
Far-Walker: "All conventional forms of morality point to Thorn being right. Have a nice life Wilco."
Poen: Where am I? Am I trapped behind the fire?
Wilco: I find a nice comfy spot on the floor, sit down and open up my bag of food
Wilco: I take out a sandwich and start eating it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Fire is gone by now probably.
Heronius_Napalm: The fire is gone by now.
Slimbankshot: OK.
Slimbankshot: Sorry. Where were we?
Wilco: I'm eating a sandwich
Poen: Ok. I descend to the lobby and timidly wave hello. "Are the jackalweres gone?"
Lucas_Strongbow: Who said that?
Wilco: "Yeah they just ran aw-- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU"
Heronius_Napalm: I hold up a hand crackling with flame.
Poen: ... me?
Lucas_Strongbow: I point my gun at the voice
Heronius_Napalm: Explain.
Thorn_the_Gnoll growls.
Poen: I hold up my hands in surrender.
Brigsby waves
Wilco: I go to draw my sword, the hesitate and finish my sandwich first
Far-Walker: Far was busy searching the area for alternative exits.
Poen: "Please don't shoot. I'm not going to hurt you."
Far-Walker: Got 23
Wilco: then*
Heronius_Napalm: Obviously.
Slimbankshot: OK, you guys are meeting po, I guess
Slimbankshot: That's cool
Slimbankshot: Fight for my amusement
Heronius_Napalm: It is you who should be explaining why I shouldn't hurt you.
Lucas_Strongbow: "You're lurking in the shadows. Things that do that usually try to hurt us"
Far-Walker: "Unless they're Thorn"
Poen: I step out into the light. "Hi. Uh. I'm Poen."
Wilco: What are you doing here?
Heronius_Napalm: You look like a dwarf.
Poen: "I live here."
Slimbankshot: As long as she's not an elf
Heronius_Napalm: What do you want?
Brigsby: "She's not a jackalwere, and she said Hi instead of attacking. Stop being so unfriendly."
Poen: "I'm wondering what you guys are doing here. Again. I live here."
Heronius_Napalm: We are looking for supplies.
Heronius_Napalm: Also a new ship.
Poen: "Who are you?"
Poen: "Where are you from?"
Wilco: "We are SHETLAND FIRESTORM"
Far-Walker: (Psst, Slim, what do I get for my searching efforts?)
Heronius_Napalm: I am Heronius Napalm XVI master wizard.
Lucas_Strongbow: *POWER CHORD*
Slimbankshot: Far. You searched?
Wilco: I am Wilco Belgis, noble cavalier
Lucas_Strongbow: Lucas Strongbow. Hunter.
Slimbankshot: Sorry, I missed that
Heronius_Napalm: And these chuckleheads are the group of musicians that I employ.
Far-Walker: Yep. Waaay up there now. 23
Slimbankshot: Oh.
Slimbankshot: Well.
Brigsby: "Luckily, Fingers is passed out over there, so you don't have to listen to a song about our exploits."
Slimbankshot: You see many things.
Slimbankshot: The winds outside is truely dangerous and shows no signs of letting up
Slimbankshot: BUT
Poen: "Musicians? You ... you wouldn't happen to know anything about the Rockers, would you?"
Slimbankshot: Inside
Slimbankshot: There is some furniture
Heronius_Napalm: They are rockers.
Slimbankshot: A fireplace
Heronius_Napalm: They attempt to rock.
Far-Walker: brb
Poen: " ... YOU ASSHOLES."
Slimbankshot: Which is oddly clean
Poen: "YOU DID THIS."
Poen: "WHAT THE HELL."
Heronius_Napalm: That is not the tone of someone who doesn't want to get burned.
Poen: "This planet used to be awesome."
Lucas_Strongbow: "See? She's going to hurt us!"
Slimbankshot: Far,
Wilco: "Wow slow down buddy, tell us nice and slowely what is going on"
Poen: "Well, you hurt this planet first!"
Slimbankshot: You should just pay attention to Poen for now
Far-Walker: k
Heronius_Napalm: This seems like a story of some sort.
Heronius_Napalm: I dislike stories.
Poen: "According to legend, this planet used to be a metropolis of awesome. Full of magic and technology. And then the Rockers came and destroyed everything. Just everything. Just annihilated everything."
Lucas_Strongbow: I say we all sit round that fireplace, and straighten this thing out
Poen: "/You guys/ are the reason we live in this hellhole!"
Brigsby: You dislike everything, Hero. Except money.
Poen: "What did this planet ever do to you?!"
Heronius_Napalm: Hmmm... while that does sound like us, I'm afraid we only just got here.
Heronius_Napalm: And have never been here before.
Wilco: "Well for starters, we don't even know what the planet is"
Wilco: "Second, yeah we have never been here before"
Lucas_Strongbow: And only found out about space a couple weeks ago
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Jackals called it...  Chiros?"
Wilco: "And third, if someone rocked hard enough to destroy an entire planet, I want to be like them"
Poen: "Chiron."
Thorn_the_Gnoll smacks Wilco again.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "You're a horrible paladin."
Wilco: I'm wearing a helmet
Wilco: You are just hurting your hand
Thorn_the_Gnoll removes Wilco's helmet and smacks him with it.
Wilco: OW FUCK
Poen: "Well, if it wasn't you guys, who was it?"
Heronius_Napalm: These people were just some small time musicians until I put them under contract. After that we were brought to space in order to murder some elves.
Heronius_Napalm: No idea. Probably elves.
Poen: "There are Elven Rockers?"
Heronius_Napalm: It's usually elves.
Wilco: "Yeah it was probably elves."
Far-Walker: "They're called Fucking Hippies where we are from."
Heronius_Napalm: They probably weren't rockers, but said they were to tarnish our reputation.
Wilco: "Well you see, Elves tried to destroy all the rock in the universe, one simple way to do that would be to make it seem evil. Spreading a story that it destroyed a planet is a perfect way to do that"
Thorn_the_Gnoll does not smack Wilco.
Brigsby: "Wilco, look around. It's not just a story, obviously."
Heronius_Napalm smacks wilco just because.
Wilco: They could have been the cause of it.
Poen: "So... you're telling me that the state of my planet is all part of some anti-rock agenda?"
Wilco: The Elves I mean
Lucas_Strongbow: It might be, that's what we're saying
Heronius_Napalm: Possibly.
Far-Walker: "Most likely."
Lucas_Strongbow: It's entirely possilbe that you're right
Heronius_Napalm: It's also possible that rockers blew it up.
Heronius_Napalm: They are rather whimsical like that.
Poen: "... whimsical?"
Heronius_Napalm: Indeed.
Wilco: "They just tend to do that stuff randomly"
Far-Walker: "The important part is that we're not them. Thus, no reason to quarrel."
Lucas_Strongbow: A song about destroying a planet would be pretty rad
Poen: "Why should I believe you?"
Heronius_Napalm: Because if you decide you don't I might set you on fire.
Lucas_Strongbow: Guys, we need to PERFORM
Wilco: "Because you really have no other choice, if you don't, then you are our enemy"
Heronius_Napalm: ...dammit.
Heronius_Napalm: you made this happen you know.
Thorn_the_Gnoll smacks Wilco with his helmet again.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Have I mentioned you're a horrible paladin?"
Heronius_Napalm: Now they are going to start playing again.
Wilco: Can I have that back?
Brigsby: "Because it's obvious that we're new here. And this place has web trashed for a while, by the looks of it."
Poen: "... fair enough."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "You'll start being a good little paladin."
Poen: Sigh. "What were you looking for again? Supplies? What sort?"
Thorn_the_Gnoll bops his helmet back onto his head.
Wilco: "So uh.. how long do these storms usually go on for?"
Heronius_Napalm: Food, water, air.
Poen: "Hard to tell. Could be minutes, hours, days."
Heronius_Napalm: Armor, weapons
Heronius_Napalm: spell components
Brigsby: Treasure
Lucas_Strongbow: A new ship
Igfig: (those can be bought and sold in town, yes)
Far-Walker: Bug-ladies
Poen: "I don't know about treasure and bug-ladies., but you could probably buy a lot of what you need in town."
Heronius_Napalm: Miscellaneous objects of pointless destruction.
Poen: "Barring that, there's a trading hub up north."
Heronius_Napalm: A large crate of hair gel.
Heronius_Napalm: Lovely.
Poen: "Yeah, you'll want to go up north for that. To Phalant."
Lucas_Strongbow: Is there anywhere on this planet that we could get a new ship? Our old one is...inadequate
Poen: "You mean, like, a boat?"
Heronius_Napalm: a boat that flies in space.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Will there be any problems in this town with me?  I don't know if you have gnolls here.  And I don't want to get mixed up in anything cause someone mistakes me for one of those brainless pack hunter wannabe jackals."
Brigsby: "A Space Boat."
Lucas_Strongbow: A space...ship. I like the sound of that
Poen: "I don't think anyone will care if you're a gnoll."
Poen: "I've never gone looking for a space vessel, but if you're going to find it anywhere around here, you'll find it in Phalant."
Lucas_Strongbow: Guys, we're going to phalant
Poen: "I doubt they'll have it, though."
Heronius_Napalm: Joy, more time on this dirt ball.
Poen: "No one really travels in space."
Igfig: that would be crazy
Poen: "We do more ocean boats than space boats."
Heronius_Napalm: hmm, do you have any skilled engineers?
Lucas_Strongbow: Not surprised, on a junk planet. This is where ships go to die
Brigsby: "Doesn't mean we can't find parts that would help."
Poen: "We live on a junk planet. Everyone has to be a bit of an engineer to make stuff on the fly."
Heronius_Napalm: Alright, so who is the best one though?
Heronius_Napalm: Also, what is your profession?
Slimbankshot: OK then
Poen: "We don't really have engineers. I'm a warpriest. I mostly go around doing some healing in exchange for food."
Heronius_Napalm: HEALING!?
Wilco: YES
Lucas_Strongbow: You heal?
Heronius_Napalm: Are you looking for steady employment?
Heronius_Napalm: We have a place for you in our organization.
Slimbankshot: Now that you have met, guys
Heronius_Napalm: Hell if we don't have a place for you I'll kick wilco into the storm and give you his place.
Poen: "... sure."
Heronius_Napalm: LOVELY.
Heronius_Napalm: Welcome to the heart of insanity.
Poen: " ... you would have beat me up if I said no, wouldn't you?"
Heronius_Napalm: Possibly.
Far-Walker: "It's standard procedure, yes."
Thorn_the_Gnoll grunts.
Heronius_Napalm: but most likely I would have hypnotized you and made you a slave.
Slimbankshot: Would you like to proceed?
Wilco: yes
Heronius_Napalm: Proceed
Slimbankshot: Far
Far-Walker: Far inspects that stupidly clean fireplace.
Far-Walker: It is suspcious
Heronius_Napalm: What!?
Heronius_Napalm: A suspicious fireplace!?
Slimbankshot: Will, clean save for the same thin layer of dust that is everywhere
Heronius_Napalm: That is where the fire goes!
Heronius_Napalm: Huh?
Far-Walker: 1d20+4 Perception
Fortuna: Far-Walker, Perception: [16] = 20
Slimbankshot: OK
Slimbankshot: The fireplace.. Uhh... Hang on a sec
Slimbankshot: You closely examine it
Slimbankshot: And notice
Slimbankshot: FOOTPRINTS IN THE DUST!
Slimbankshot: Recent ones!
Far-Walker: !!!!!
Wilco: So the jackalweres went up the chimny?
Heronius_Napalm: No.
Heronius_Napalm: It is obviously some sort of secret passage.
Heronius_Napalm: What is wrong with you?
Slimbankshot: And on the back of the fireplace, where it is normally scorched with soot,
Far-Walker: Which way do they lead?
Slimbankshot: There is a small smudge
Poen: Can we tell what it is at all?
Far-Walker: Far-Walker pokes it.
Slimbankshot: Nothing
Wilco: Just destroy the fire place and follow the passage, so much easier
Slimbankshot: A poke has no affect
Brigsby: Wilco, charge the fireplace
Heronius_Napalm: (try a dungeoneering check)
Slimbankshot: *effect.
Poen: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+7: [12] = 19
Igfig: yeah, that's enough I'd say
Poen: ^ Dungeoneering check. Did I do that right?
Igfig: You could also just say
Igfig:  1d20+7 dungeoneering
Fortuna: Igfig, dungeoneering: [8] = 15
Igfig: but close enough!
Poen: Got it. Thanks!
Slimbankshot: Poen
Slimbankshot: You now know, I guess
Slimbankshot: That a hard shove on the block may do something
Poen: I push the block.
Slimbankshot: With a hard shove, the block presses in.
Brigsby: Wilco, charge it. Align your head directly with your spine and- oh
Heronius_Napalm: by tiamat, are you sure you don't want wilco's spot?
Slimbankshot: But the fireplace doesn't change
Poen: "Hm ... that's strange."
Poen: I push it again. Just in case.
Far-Walker: Far trys to press it other blocks around it, too
Slimbankshot: Nothing
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Slimbankshot: Bravo
Heronius_Napalm: *Fingers wakes up*
Igfig: Sup Bravo
Slimbankshot: Head to OoC for catch up summary.
Poen: "Should we just leave this block?"
Heronius_Napalm: Keep poking around.
Brigsby: "WILCO, CHARGE THE BLOCK"
Wilco: "That is a terrible idea"
Lucas_Strongbow: would a better dungeoneering tell us more?
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+9: [19] = 28
Igfig: You're pretty sure something happened when you pressed that block
Igfig: you felt the grind of stone or concrete somewhere nearby
Slimbankshot: Lucas,
Slimbankshot: Yes, that
Far-Walker: Far does another sweep of the area.
Slimbankshot: Nearby, on this floor
Slimbankshot: When you turn around,
Slimbankshot: You see a new passage on the far wall
Poen: "Ok, that's new."
Slimbankshot: Hero was wrong
Igfig: (we were really hoping one of you would just see that on the map there)
Heronius_Napalm: see what? I can't tell what anything is on that.
Lucas_Strongbow: HEY WHAT'S THAT THING
Igfig: this is the lobby
Thorn_the_Gnoll: There are the four shafts, the front desk, and some other stuff.
Igfig: yeah
Lucas_Strongbow: That..pipe?
Lucas_Strongbow: Secret door?
Poen: "Is that another stairwell?"
Heronius_Napalm: So it would seem.
Heronius_Napalm: Let us traverse it.
Thorn_the_Gnoll walks over to the new entrance and peers in.
Poen: "Do we have to?"
Igfig: you see a long staircase heading down into the ground
Igfig: (also poen, aren't you a dwarf, /and/ an earth cleric?)
Far-Walker: "We could just wait for the storm to die down."
Poen: (Yes, but I've decided that my character just hates new things.)
Lucas_Strongbow: Wilco, go down the stairs
Heronius_Napalm: There could be something of saleable value in there.
Heronius_Napalm: So everyone down.
Igfig: ahh
Poen: 1d20+7 Dungeoneering check on the stairs
Fortuna: Poen, Dungeoneering check on the stairs: [13] = 20
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Come on dwarf, I thought your kind loves being undrground." Thorn then proceeds to start going down.
Igfig: yup, those are stairs all right.
Poen: Proceed and walk down.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: With Brigsby in his backpack.
Heronius_Napalm: I will let people wearing armor go ahead of me.
Far-Walker: Down the stairs we go
Igfig: slim, what's down there?
Wilco: I move in front and start going down the stairs
Slimbankshot: There is much darkness
Slimbankshot: Lights? Torches?
Igfig: Should I toss in a map?
Far-Walker: I have low-light.
Slimbankshot: Also, spiderwebs.
Wilco: I light my torch I guess, since drey isn't here with his ever last torch
Lucas_Strongbow: I hate spiders
Slimbankshot: At the bottom of the stairs, the ground is soft and moist
Heronius_Napalm: I cast the light spell on my wand
Far-Walker: "I like spiders."
Heronius_Napalm: Lumos!
Wilco: I continue walking once I reach the bottom
Wilco: I stay on guard for an ambush
Wilco: How far does this tunnel go?
Poen: "See anything up ahead?"
Lucas_Strongbow: Is the ground dirt, or something else?
Lucas_Strongbow: A giant tongue, perhaps
Wilco: or a carpet of organs
Slimbankshot: The tunnel is long and narrow with no end it sight
Heronius_Napalm: Made of jewels?
Lucas_Strongbow: I have an idea
Wilco: No, just organs
Lucas_Strongbow: Hero, cast light on one of Fars arrows
Wilco: Try shooting an arrow down the length of the tunnel
Lucas_Strongbow: Then fire it dwn
Heronius_Napalm: okey
Heronius_Napalm: One at a time then.
Heronius_Napalm: Light is only active on one object at a time.
Wilco: I step out of the way of far's bow
Slimbankshot: Far
Wilco: I still have my torch lit
Lucas_Strongbow: I closely watch his bow technique, silently judging
Slimbankshot: You shoot an arrow, and it flies for a while before sticking into a wall
Wilco: And there is the end, or a corner
Lucas_Strongbow: Did we see anything while it was going down
Lucas_Strongbow: ?
Wilco: Like side passages or something
Slimbankshot: Not really. Just walls
Slimbankshot: You are sure, though
Wilco: Then let's continue
Far-Walker: "My guess is we have a long way ahead of us."
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Slimbankshot: Who is in front and who in back?
Wilco: I am in front
Poen: I'm in the back.
Heronius_Napalm: I am somewhere in the middle
Poen: Way in the back.
Far-Walker: Far grabs the glowing arrow again when they pass by it.
Far-Walker: Middle-ish back for me.
Slimbankshot: Saving throw wilco
Slimbankshot: To dodge
Wilco: shit
Wilco: 1d20
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20: [10] = 10
Wilco: oh fuck
Slimbankshot: You hear something, jump to the side, and a large spike shoots up through your foot
Wilco: OH GOD DAMMIT OW FUCK OH GOD THE PAIN
Heronius_Napalm: Traps. How encouraging.
Slimbankshot: You avoid the other 3
Heronius_Napalm: If there are traps, that means there is something for traps to hide.
Heronius_Napalm: That means money.
Wilco: Like treasure!
Poen: 1d20+7 dungeoneering check for more traps.
Fortuna: Poen, dungeoneering check for more traps.: [13] = 20
Slimbankshot: You find the arrow at a fork in the tunnel. Passages heading left and right
Wilco: Crap
Slimbankshot: Poen freezes suddenly,
Wilco: I stop walking immediatly
Slimbankshot: Aware that there are many traps in this passage
Heronius_Napalm: Which way has more traps?
Poen: "Guys, this is really really unsafe."
Heronius_Napalm: Perfect.
Wilco: "We need to keep going though"
Slimbankshot: Also, the door at the entrance has closed.
Poen: "Why, exactly?"
Wilco: We should shoot another lit arrow down each tunnel
Poen: "Oh. Fuck."
Thorn_the_Gnoll grunts.
Heronius_Napalm: Treasure obviously.
Heronius_Napalm: Don't worry about the door, that always happens.
Heronius_Napalm: There are several of these at the napalm estate.
Poen: "That's comforting. You guys do this a lot? Put yourself in dangerous situations?"
Slimbankshot: (Yeah, play a zelda game)
Wilco: "Oh my yes"
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Wilco: "All the time"
Heronius_Napalm: I'll let you know the first time we are not in mortal peril.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Some of us, the rest get dragged along."
Slimbankshot: ... g?
Slimbankshot: Ah.
Poen: Slim, did that check reveal which passageway had more traps?
Wilco: "Shoot another lit arrow down each passage, watch for hanging pendulums of doom"
Slimbankshot: Oh
Slimbankshot: The left seems slightly safer, yes
Wilco: "I say we go right"
Poen: "I vote we go the lef - oh COME ON."
Wilco: "There is more likely to be treasure behind more traps"
Lucas_Strongbow nods at Wilco in approval
Far-Walker: "Tip number one: we don't listen to Wilco."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "I was going to say we go right, but then Wilco said it."
Slimbankshot: Tip number two: Wilco smells funny
Wilco: Are you guys saying you DON'T want treasure?
Poen: "I'm saying I don't want to die."
Heronius_Napalm: Now I'm torn...hmm
Heronius_Napalm: If we go right, wilco is more likely to be hit by traps.
Far-Walker: Far shoots off the light-arrows down each corridor.
Wilco: No I have an idea to prevent that
Wilco: I wave my sword constantly in front of me blindly
Heronius_Napalm: Oh Poen, you are most certainly going to die, likely in a horrible fashion.
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+13 perception
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, perception: [13] = 26
Heronius_Napalm: But it will certainly look good,
Wilco: I hope to set off more traps blindly that way
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Does it involve finding the traps and dismantling them ahead of time?"
Lucas_Strongbow: To look fo any signs of movement or passage
Slimbankshot: Down the right, it opens into a wider passage
Slimbankshot: To the left,
Far-Walker: Perception is also used to find traps, just so you all know.
Slimbankshot: It stops after a few feet
Slimbankshot: Firmly embedded in a hanging body
Poen: "I think I'm going to heave."
Lucas_Strongbow: !
Far-Walker: "I suggest we go right."
Wilco: "Ahh, you'll get used to it"
Slimbankshot: You know know why left seemed safer.
Heronius_Napalm: It's only a corpse.
Slimbankshot: One of the traps had been sprung
Wilco: First off
Heronius_Napalm: We make plenty of those.
Wilco: I job towards the corpse to see if it has any loot
Thorn_the_Gnoll: This is gonna be good.
Slimbankshot: Saving shrow
Wilco: 1d20
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20: [5] = 5
Slimbankshot: *throw
Wilco: FUCK
Wilco: YOU
Wilco: FORTUNA
Poen: "Wilco, do you have no scruples whatsover??"
Wilco: What the hell is a scruple
Far-Walker: "He's a dick, just not one with scruples."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "He is a horrible paladin."
Slimbankshot: Wilco stumbles over a small tripwire and a noose closes around his throat,
Slimbankshot: pulling him several feet off the ground
Heronius_Napalm: hmm.
Heronius_Napalm: Now this is a dilemma.
Wilco: "argh!! Guys *cough* Help! Me! Get *GAG* HELP"
Fingers: That a new necklace, wilco? It looks good on you.
Poen: I run underneath him and support him so he doesn't choke to death.
Fingers: When did you get that?
Far-Walker: Far cuts him down with a dagger.
Wilco: "I SWEAR I WILL HAUNT ALL OF YOU FOR ETERNITY"
Wilco: Except Far Walker
Slimbankshot: It is a chain noose
Wilco: FUCK
Wilco: I continue to choke
Heronius_Napalm: I can live with that.
Lucas_Strongbow: Good thing I have a LASER RIFLE
Far-Walker: "Oh. Well. You're pretty well screwed"
Lucas_Strongbow: I shoot the chain
Slimbankshot: Wilco falls backwards and lands on his back
Wilco: I would have landed on Poen
Lucas_Strongbow: "Get with the times, Far"
Wilco: He was supporting me so I didn't choke
Slimbankshot: Landing on a tripwire that catches his foot. He is now hanging upside down
Wilco: Oh god dammit
Slimbankshot: Damn 5's, man
Lucas_Strongbow: This is great fun.
Heronius_Napalm: Ha!
Lucas_Strongbow: I shoot the chain again
Far-Walker: "The times seem to be saying that Wilco isn't in our future."
Fingers: No, don't! I like him this way!
Lucas_Strongbow: I hope he lands in acid this time
Poen: I try and catch him this time.
Heronius_Napalm: What a delightful thing to watch.
Wilco: Oh god I hate being upside down for any longer then 5 seconds
Slimbankshot: He comes crashing down safely. Setting off no traps
Poen: "You ok?"
Wilco: I continue to crawl towards the corpse
Wilco: "This had better have some damn good loot"
Poen: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
Slimbankshot: Not even gonna check for traps?
Heronius_Napalm: Poen, there are many things you and I will need to discuss."
Wilco: I've gone this far, I will not give up
Wilco: oh yeah that
Far-Walker: "I'd assume he took some brain damage, but he's always been like this."
Wilco: 1d20 for traps
Fortuna: Wilco, for traps: [6] = 6
Wilco: I
Wilco: I just
Wilco: I don't even
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+13 for traps
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, for traps: [20] = 33
Lucas_Strongbow: BAM
Thorn_the_Gnoll steps on Wilco's back to stop him from crawling.
Fingers: Bladow!
Wilco: Thank you Lucas
Wilco: Any more traps?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "You stay still."
Poen: "Am I in trouble, Heronius?"
Heronius_Napalm: No
Slimbankshot: Wilco is quite convinced he set off al the traps
Slimbankshot: Lucas, however,
Heronius_Napalm: But we need to discuss a reordering of your priorities.
Heronius_Napalm: #1 is loot.
Heronius_Napalm: #2 is heal Heronius.
Wilco: I haven't looted any bodies yet
Wilco: I want this damn loot
Heronius_Napalm: #3 is heal everyone but wilco.
Heronius_Napalm: #4 is running away
Heronius_Napalm: #5 is heal wilco.
Slimbankshot: Sees every intricate tripwire and spiketrap lining the tunnel
Wilco: Bastard
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Lucas, point them out for me."
Poen: "... right. Got it."
Far-Walker: "Anything you'd like to tell us, Lucas?"
Wilco: Can I do an acrobatics check to try and jump over the trip wires and spike traps?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I have my foot on your back Wilco.
Lucas_Strongbow: Guys, this corridor is filled with fucking traps.
Wilco: Oh well never mind, I thought I had +7, but I really have 0
Wilco: How far is the body
Lucas_Strongbow: It's like, 90% trap and 10% corridor
Heronius_Napalm: How about we go down the other one.'
Slimbankshot: Also, Wilco
Heronius_Napalm: The one with the treasure at the end.
Slimbankshot: The body is like, right next to you now
Wilco: I reach over
Wilco: and loot the body
Slimbankshot: It is a fairly new corpse, still,
Slimbankshot: So the smell is quite bad.
Wilco: I don't care about any of that, I just want it's stuff
Heronius_Napalm: What kind of corpse?
Poen: Do I recognize the corpse?
Slimbankshot: The spinal cord has long since snapped, so when you tug on it, the head severs and the body comes crashing down
Slimbankshot: You do not know this man.
Wilco: Slim what do I find?
Slimbankshot 4movie reference
Poen: "That is disgusting."
Heronius_Napalm: So it is human.
Slimbankshot: It is human, yes
Heronius_Napalm: It's just a decapitation.
Slimbankshot: His eyes are gone
Heronius_Napalm: We get those all the time.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Looks a bit too rotten for my tastes."
Slimbankshot: There are some insects in his neck
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Definitely too rotten for my tastes."
Slimbankshot: He his in rags.
Poen: "That's comforting."
Lucas_Strongbow: Any distinguishing characteristics?
Slimbankshot: The only notable loot is a bloody dagger in his left hand
Wilco: I take it
Slimbankshot: He is too rotted to really tell
Wilco: Then slash him with my sword for tricking me into thinking he had stuff
Slimbankshot: Upon closer inspection,
Wilco: 1d20+3
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+3: [20] = 23
Slimbankshot: it is his blood
Wilco: and just tear him in half
Poen: Is there anything special about the dagger?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wilco stop wasting all our crits.
Poen: Like, the build of it
Slimbankshot: You cut him up real nice
Slimbankshot: No. It is crudly made. A scrap knife
Slimbankshot: When Wilco cuts him up,
Poen: "Wilco, is that really necessary?"
Wilco: "Yes, yes it is"
Heronius_Napalm: You'll get used to wilco doing stupid things.
Slimbankshot: His right arm rolls over revealing many cuts on it
Far-Walker: "You get used to Wilco in general"
Poen: "All right then."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "He's really not a very good paladin."
Lucas_Strongbow: He carved a message!
Heronius_Napalm: Though you will wish you hadn't
Poen: "Wait, did this guy cut his own arm?"
Lucas_Strongbow: In his arm!
Wilco: That is because I am a cavalier
Slimbankshot: Recent ones. About as old as his corpse
Heronius_Napalm: How nice of him.
Poen: What do the cuts say, if anything?
Slimbankshot: His entire arm is a bloody mess. And it is dark
Fingers: Congratulations, Wilco. You almost killed yourself for an emo corpse with a crude shiv.
Far-Walker: Far holds one of the light-arrows and gives it to them to read.
Heronius_Napalm: Pretidigitation
Heronius_Napalm: I clean the arm of errant stains'
Heronius_Napalm: with magic
Wilco: Okay let's go down the other tunnel now
Heronius_Napalm: quiet you
Slimbankshot: It says: "Worms... Worms..."
Poen: How many pieces is the guy in? "We could throw the parts of the guy down the hallway to set off the traps."
Wilco: THE WORMS
Wilco: I like the way you think
Lucas_Strongbow: The floor is a worm isn't it
Heronius_Napalm: Now you are thinking like one of us.
Lucas_Strongbow: he said it was soft and moist
Poen: "I'd like to think this man didn't die in vain, at least."
Heronius_Napalm: Try stabbing the floor then.
Heronius_Napalm: Actaully
Heronius_Napalm: don't do that
Heronius_Napalm: Let's just move on.
Lucas_Strongbow: I'll do like Han, and shoot the floor
Wilco: So, who wants to throw around some body parts to set off some traps?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Wilco does."
Poen: "Lucas, you do it. You saw where the tripwires and stuff were, right?"
Lucas_Strongbow: I am not touching dead guy limbs
Poen: "Then tell Wilco where to aim."
Lucas_Strongbow: Throw them...there
Lucas_Strongbow: and there
Lucas_Strongbow: everywhere really
Slimbankshot: Wilco hurls a severed limb
Slimbankshot: It lands on a tripwire, and you hear the grating noise of stone against stone right next to you
Wilco: hold on
Wilco: I'm afk
Slimbankshot: We'll ait a minute
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wilco dies.
Slimbankshot: *wait
Wilco: Okay I'm back
Wilco: Okay so I'm just throwing around body parts
Wilco: I am okay with that
Slimbankshot: You all hear traps going off from Wilcos assault
Wilco: I fist pump
Far-Walker: "If there's any left over, we can just throw Wilco in, too."
Wilco: I'm too fat
Heronius_Napalm: I have magic.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Just means it'll be easier to hit the trap with you."
Poen: "So ... uh, I guess we're going down the tunnel, then?"
Slimbankshot: Sorry guys
Heronius_Napalm: which tunnel though?
Slimbankshot: Sorting stuff out with ig
Far-Walker: "The right one sounds best."
Poen: "Whichever tunnel Wilco just threw a dead guy into, I guess."
Far-Walker: "I'll let you all figure out if that's a pun or not."
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Lucas_Strongbow: So, we going down the tunnel?
PwotMoose: Okay, back
Lucas_Strongbow: Wilco first, of course
Wilco: We threw it down the right tunnel
Wilco: So yeah, I start walking through the tunnel,
Poen: All right, I guess we're going right.
Fingers: Seems like the... right path?
Fingers: ahurhurhur
Heronius_Napalm: I want to hit you so often.
Poen: Slim, do we find anything when we go down the path?
Brigsby: I climb out of Lucas' backpack
Lucas_Strongbow: Thorn's backpack
Brigsby: Not Lucas, Thorn
Brigsby: Yeah
Poen: "So where are you guys from?"
Heronius_Napalm: No idea really.
Heronius_Napalm: But I am very important there.
Lucas_Strongbow: The Nentir Vale
Lucas_Strongbow: I think
Brigsby: "Some other planet"
Slimbankshot: OK, down the right?
Far-Walker: "The egg"
Poen: Yup.
Slimbankshot: That one has traps you didn't set off.
Wilco: no
Slimbankshot: You threw the severed body down the left path
Wilco: That is the way I threw the body parts
Brigsby: Wilco goes first
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cause Lucas knew where the traps on the left path were, not the right.
Lucas_Strongbow: huh
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+13 for traps on right
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, for traps on right: [3] = 16
Lucas_Strongbow: Urgh
Slimbankshot: You see a couple, but most were set off.
Slimbankshot: The new holes in the walls are the most concerning.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Wilco, go grab the dead man's head and bowl it down the other passage."
Wilco: I go and grab another body part
Wilco: and chuck it down the right hallway
Slimbankshot: You threw them all, didn't you?
Slimbankshot: Whatever
Slimbankshot: Fine
Slimbankshot: You throw it,
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He could walk down the hall to grab them again.
Lucas_Strongbow: There is literally nothing heroic about what we are doing
Slimbankshot: Yoou hear a snap, a thump, and a squeal.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Squeals aren't good.
Slimbankshot: And the floor shifts
Poen: "Ah, fuck."
Brigsby: Heroic doesn't matter to us. But it should matter to Wilco. The PALADIN
Heronius_Napalm: Since when have we been heroes?
Slimbankshot: Who is nearest to the wall?
Wilco: I AM A CAVALIER
Heronius_Napalm: you tell us
Wilco: not a paladin
Lucas_Strongbow: Wilco. Always Wilco
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cavalier is a type of Paladin, also you're good aligned.
Slimbankshot: Wilco feels something brushing against his leg
Heronius_Napalm: I imagine wilco yelling at us about the cavalier thing, a look of desperation on his face.
Far-Walker: WORMS
Lucas_Strongbow: Worms
Wilco: No hero
Fingers: Wurms?
Fingers: Wait, nevermind, wrong game
Wilco: I'm actually playing street fighter right now
Slimbankshot: BEEEESSSS!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wyrms?
Wilco: FUCK
Wilco: THE BEESSS
Slimbankshot: Bees fucking rule!
Far-Walker: WE'RE FUCKED
Wilco: KILLING ME WON'T GET YOUR FUCKING HONEY BACK
Slimbankshot: Anyway,
Heronius_Napalm: Bees will sting the crap out of you.
Fingers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbfoAKet8Vc
Heronius_Napalm:  /references/
Slimbankshot: Anyway.
Fingers: That never gets old
Slimbankshot: Yes,
Wilco: That video is taking forever to load
Slimbankshot: wilco notices a giant worm sliding out of the hole in the wall. It's front is already vanishing underground
Slimbankshot: It is about as big around as a mediu barrel all the way through. And is totally white.
Slimbankshot: *medium
Wilco: "HOLY SHIT A GIANT FUCKING WORM"
Lucas_Strongbow: The floor is so a worm
Far-Walker: "How do you know it's fucking?"
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Grab it before it goes under!"
Heronius_Napalm: You people tell the worst jokes.
Slimbankshot: Who is behind wilco?
Heronius_Napalm: Someone, I am in the middle.
Slimbankshot: You'll do.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Lucas maybe, he was pointing out where the traps were.
Slimbankshot: What's your AC?
Fingers: Wait, wait, guys, shut up a sec
Heronius_Napalm: 16
Slimbankshot: Hero
Fingers: If the worm is completely white, that means it doesn't expose itself to light
Fingers: It's blind!
Fingers: We have to attack it's other senses!
Heronius_Napalm: Or just set it on fire.
Heronius_Napalm: That seems better.
Slimbankshot:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20+9: [3] = 12
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think I know what is coming.
Slimbankshot: Darn
Slimbankshot: Hero
Heronius_Napalm: My fine clothing deflects.
Slimbankshot: You feel something glance off your leg and the worm slides back into the ground
Heronius_Napalm: It attacked me.
Slimbankshot: Farther down the passage, you see other shapes sliding out of the wall.
Heronius_Napalm: We must exterminate EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. OFTHESPECIES.
Fingers: Bandmates, to me! We shall defeat this menace the only way we know how!
Wilco: I whip out my keytar
Wilco: Let's do this shit
Heronius_Napalm facepalm
Poen: "Do they always do this?"
Poen: "Is this ... is this how they fight?"
Lucas_Strongbow: Usually
Brigsby: I gotta go again, be back in a few minutes. Use lightning strike on my turn.
Lucas_Strongbow: It almost never works
Wilco: I start to play a rockin tune, preparing the worm for fingers to rock out
Heronius_Napalm: I don't know if you could call it fighting.
Wilco: 1d20+7 preform
Fortuna: Wilco, preform: [12] = 19
Heronius_Napalm: But they certainly do it a lot
Fingers: 1d20+10 perform
Fortuna: Fingers, perform: [12] = 22
Slimbankshot: Your awesome chords reverberate off of the stone walls of the passage.
Slimbankshot: The sound waves shaking the walls
Far-Walker: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+11: [8] = 19
Far-Walker: That's perform too
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10 perform
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, perform: [15] = 25
Wilco: SHETLAND FIRESTTOOORRRMMMM
Fingers: Peon, beat one of the bones off that dead dude against the wall. It'll make you feel better.
Slimbankshot: The worms, however,
Slimbankshot: Are not entertained.
Lucas_Strongbow: Knew it
Slimbankshot: Fingers, your AC
Fingers: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Fingers: 15
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wait, if Fingers was right in thinking they were blind wouldn't the vibrations screw with them from the music maybe?
Slimbankshot:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20+9: [20] = 29
Slimbankshot: Shit bro
Fingers: Jesus Jehosaphat Christ
Poen: I eye the dead dude. "Um. I think I'll pass on that."
Wilco: hey yeah they wouldn't be able to see because the vibrations would be everywhere
Wilco: on the other hand, that fucked us up
Fingers: Well, no, that kind of makes sense. Because if they see via sound, and I just marked myself as the focus of sound, I've got a world of pain incoming, hahaha
Wilco: I knew I should have turned on defender aura back in that staircase
Slimbankshot: Fingers
Slimbankshot: The worm bites you
Fingers: Nooooo!
Slimbankshot:  8 damage
Fingers: This is the worst pain ever!
Lucas_Strongbow: At least it was only 8, on a crit no less
Slimbankshot: Also, it's poison is seeping into your bloodsteam
Igfig: Also ongoing 5 poison damage
Fingers: Fuck this worm
Heronius_Napalm: Oh, they are venomous.
Wilco: Peon, do you have anything to take care of poison?
Wilco: Poen(
Wilco: *
Slimbankshot: And it bit you on the ass
Fingers: Ok, everyone, it's time to take care of these worms the only *other* way we know how!
Poen: Can I use my Healing Word power on Fingers? I don't know if that's specifically for poison.
Far-Walker: Aye, there's the rub
Fingers: Healing word doesn't cure poison, but I should get saving throws, right?
Igfig: You can save as usual, yeah
Igfig: healing word you might want to save, since he only took a little bit of damage
Poen: No, I don't think I have anything for poison.
Poen: Kay
Fingers: Guys, my ass burns. Anyone else try the curry last night?
Slimbankshot: Wait, did we roll init?
Heronius_Napalm: nope
Far-Walker: nope
Wilco: a while ago
Wilco: do we still go by those
Wilco: ?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So nope.
Slimbankshot: Uh, lets do that and put it on the map
Wilco: 1d20+6 init
Fortuna: Wilco, init: [11] = 17
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+2: [20] = 22
Far-Walker: 1d20+6 Init
Fortuna: Far-Walker, Init: [2] = 8
Heronius_Napalm: booyah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [9] = 18
Far-Walker: :c
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [11] = 18
Fingers: 1d20+2 intiative
Fortuna: Fingers, intiative: [4] = 6
Fingers: bluh
Wilco: har har har
Far-Walker: Still better than fingers
Poen: 1d20+1 initiative
Fortuna: Poen, initiative: [2] = 3
Poen: Ahahahahahaha.
Wilco: oh dear lord
Lucas_Strongbow: You're off to a hell of a start
Poen: Indeed.
Fingers: I'm an underdog by nature
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So Hero 22, Thorn 18, Lucas 18, Wilco 17, Far-Walker 8, Fingers 6, Poen 3.
Heronius_Napalm: enemy init?
Slimbankshot:  1d20+8
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20+8: [20] = 28
Far-Walker: Well fuck
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Joy.
Poen: We're screwed.
Heronius_Napalm: damn you.
Slimbankshot:  1d20+3
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20+3: [16] = 19
Wilco: WORMS SHOULD NOT BE THIS FAST
Slimbankshot: THEY ARE SUPERWORMS!
Slimbankshot: THEY DRINK POWERTHIRST!
Slimbankshot: Also blood.
Wilco: FUCK YEAH
Wilco: oh my
Slimbankshot: They drink a lot of blood.
Far-Walker: THAT MEANS THEY HAVE 400 BABIES
Fingers: So, since they just went, does that mean it's Thorn's turn?
Fingers: :D
Slimbankshot: Do you even want to think about that?
Igfig: That was just one worm, wasn't it?
Slimbankshot: Yeah.
Slimbankshot: But the others are out of range still
Wilco: The other worms?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So, the early worm gets the bard.
Slimbankshot: They are at the far end of the passage
Poen: Afk, dinner calls. Slim can take over my character if I'm not already dead by the time it gets to be my turn. Character sheet just in case: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=8763
Wilco: we need a map
Slimbankshot: Guys
Far-Walker: We have a map
Slimbankshot: Can we call like, a 5 minute intermission?
Heronius_Napalm: Sure
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sure.
Heronius_Napalm: I need to eat more stuff.
Far-Walker: NO
Far-Walker: on opposite day
Slimbankshot: I have a few things to take care of. And let my brain recharge.
Wilco: okay
Heronius_Napalm: Meet back at 35 after
Wilco: I might actually have to go to bed soon
Wilco: I have my third final tomorrow
Fingers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfDXlgmKFyU
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's okay Wilco, we're getting used to you disappearing before the end.
Slimbankshot: A worm swallows wilco whole
Wilco: hey hey hey
Wilco: I said I might
Fingers: Let's all go to the lobby, guys! And get ourselves a TREAT!
Slimbankshot: Fingers. Do you just have YouTube open in another tab WAITING to grab links?
Igfig: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html
Wilco: it doesn't take long to open youtube
Wilco: if he has the site opener (TM) add on for Firefox!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hell I have a tab for youtube open, but that's just to listen to music.
Wilco: That is one thing I don't understand
Wilco: does no one download music anymore?
Wilco: Everyone just goes to youtube
Igfig: that would be illegal, wilco
Wilco: Not some
Igfig: we don't do the illegal here
Wilco: like some songs have a download underneath it
Igfig: never ever
Wilco: not REAL songs you could say I guess
Wilco: but like, okay fuck it
Wilco: Pony music remixes
Wilco: some have downloads under them
Far-Walker: I just listen to the Homestuck albums.
Far-Walker: Over and over.
Wilco: umm
Wilco: forgive me
Wilco: but
Wilco: who is Homestuck?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm just too lazy to download stuff, so I have playlists on youtube for that.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also:
Thorn_the_Gnoll smacks Wilco.
Far-Walker smacks Wilco
Fingers: Actually, one of my classes for the summer is a music history class
Heronius_Napalm smacks wilco hard,
Fingers: And part of the necessary materials was a subscription to Rhapsody
Fingers: So my financial aid is paying for my music, mwah hah hah
Igfig: oh, and
Igfig 4smacks Wilco also
Wilco: Ow
Heronius_Napalm: By the way, I know what homestruck is but I have not listened to the albums.
Wilco: Are they that famous?
Far-Walker: www.mspaintadventures.com
Far-Walker: Damn, thought that would hyperlink
Heronius_Napalm: http
Far-Walker: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/
Far-Walker: It's a webcomic.
Far-Walker: A very long, still goign webcomic.
Wilco: uugghh
Wilco: The only comic I really follow is metsfan's and nedroids
Far-Walker: That has a lot of multimedia in--flash, games, music.
Wilco: hold on guys, my computer might explode, I need to open 121 tabs
Heronius_Napalm: look at it this way, nedroid follows mspaint adventures
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Thorn_the_Gnoll: ?
Far-Walker: ?
PwotMoose: Back again
Far-Walker: Also, Hero, the albums are here:
Far-Walker: http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/
Far-Walker: You can listen for free.
Heronius_Napalm: I see
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Roll initiative Brigsby, again.
Far-Walker: We're being attacked by GIANT WORMS
Brigsby: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [1] = 6
Far-Walker: pffffffff
Heronius_Napalm: Ice cream is delicious.
Slimbankshot: Alright dudes
Slimbankshot: Sorry. I'm here
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That puts him right before Fingers.
Slimbankshot: Also, moose, these worms are fucking fast
Slimbankshot: And poisonous.
Brigsby: Splendid
Igfig: oh yeah, put yourselves on the map guys
Slimbankshot: So, shall we?
Wilco: sorry guys, I just need to do something real quick
Far-Walker: Look at how big those motherfuckin W's are
Far-Walker: We're screwed
Igfig: people are missing it look slike
Igfig: also, where are the holes in the walls?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wilco and Fingers and Poen.
Fingers: yes?
Slimbankshot: Close to the floor
Heronius_Napalm: Put yerself on the map
Slimbankshot: One every 15 feet or so
Slimbankshot: Poen is at dinner
Fingers: How do I do that?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah right.
Heronius_Napalm: with the type tool
Heronius_Napalm: its very simple
Heronius_Napalm: I did it for you in 1.5 seconds
Wilco: okay I am back
Far-Walker: LOOK AT ALL THESE WORMS
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Good good, put yourself on the map and make a screenshot for Brigsby.
Fingers: No clue how to delete something
Igfig: click it and hot delete
Igfig: hit
Wilco: Actually, I'll take the picture, but then I'm leaving.
Brigsby: What
Heronius_Napalm: some things lock themselves forever
Heronius_Napalm: you can't get rid of them.
Poen: Back.
Igfig: oh, that's easy to fix
Heronius_Napalm: tell me your secrets
Fingers: Haha, no, I locked it myself
Igfig: sooo, the worms are going, then?
Fingers: Because I thought it was funny
Igfig: oh
Igfig: heh
Wilco: http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp290/ddude28/map2.jpg
Wilco: okay bye
Wilco quit.
Heronius_Napalm: poen
Igfig: oops, I totally missed that Wilco was leaving
Heronius_Napalm: we all seem to be here
Igfig: Bye Wilco!
Poen: Hey.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, we lost our defender.  Bright side, he provided a map for Brigsby.
Igfig: Okay, if Slim is invisible now
Igfig: guess I'll do the worms
Slimbankshot: I'm still here
Igfig: oh
Igfig: well then
Far-Walker: Didn't the worms go already?
Far-Walker: Or was that surprise round?
Slimbankshot: I thought it was someone elses turn
Igfig: nope
Igfig: One worm went
Igfig: but there were three more
Slimbankshot: Oh right
Brigsby: Oh god it's right next to me
Slimbankshot: OK then.
Heronius_Napalm: draw new hand please
Fortuna: The system has changed. "/msg Fortuna help" for details.
Far-Walker: It's sooooooo creepy
Heronius_Napalm: new hand please
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew a new hand.
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew GAMBLER'S STRIDE (R)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn.  Roll a d20 to determine the card's effect.  The effect lasts until the end of this turn. Roll 1-9 You are immobilized.  10-20  You gain a +4 to speed.
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew STAND FIRM (C)
Fortuna: Play when you are pulled, pushed, slid, or teleported.    You negate that movement.
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew WAVE OF FATE (R)
Fortuna: Play when you miss every target with an encounter attack power.    You gain a Stroke of Luck, which you can use any time before the end of the encounter
Slimbankshot: Thorn. Your AC please
Igfig: Two attack... Far-w
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 17
Slimbankshot: Ig roll the far attacks please
Igfig: actually, one on frw, one on luxa
Igfig: lucas
Igfig: okay
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. lucas AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. lucas AC: [1] = 10
Slimbankshot:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20+9: [15] = 24
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. far AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. far AC: [20] = 29
Far-Walker: god dammit
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm hit, but I'm not hit as badly as Far.
Slimbankshot: Thorn, that was a hit
Igfig:  8 damage and ongoing 5 poison, fr
Far-Walker: k
Slimbankshot:  1D6+2
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1D6+2: [6] = 8
Slimbankshot:  8 damage thorn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Guess it didn't need a crit.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Am I poisoned too?
Igfig: yes
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay.
Heronius_Napalm: my turn?
Igfig: yep
Heronius_Napalm: k
Heronius_Napalm: Glib tongue
Heronius_Napalm: +2 charm until the end of my next turn
Slimbankshot: Also, they bit at your ankles, if you care
Heronius_Napalm: *Sparkly smile*
Slimbankshot: Except thorn
Slimbankshot: Thorn
Heronius_Napalm: Charm of misplaced wrath
Heronius_Napalm: on one of the worms that should have numbers on them
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What about me?
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+6+2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+6+2: [10] = 18
Slimbankshot: Wait, no.
Heronius_Napalm: vs will
Slimbankshot: far. It got the crit on you, yes?
Far-Walker: Yep
Slimbankshot: They bit at everyones ankles
Heronius_Napalm: Worm1 then
Slimbankshot: Far, that worm bit you on the dick
Heronius_Napalm: Far does not have a dick
Far-Walker: Thri-Kreen don't have dicks
Heronius_Napalm: he is a bug
Heronius_Napalm: also, was that a hit?
Slimbankshot: It found a way
Igfig: Yes, it was
Heronius_Napalm: K
Fingers: hahahaha
Heronius_Napalm: slide then hit
Heronius_Napalm: attack worm 3
Far-Walker: Okay. Well, that means Far has a poisoned dick now. Now he can get the human ladies too!
Fingers: It bit you on the cloaca
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [18] = 27
Far-Walker: Instead of just the bug ones.
Brigsby: Which worm is which?
Heronius_Napalm: +2 damage
Thorn_the_Gnoll: The bottom left worm is now Worm 1.
Igfig:  1d6+2+2 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [5] = 9
Heronius_Napalm: Worm1 is also dazed.
Heronius_Napalm: End turn
Igfig: okay
Heronius_Napalm: Daze lasts until my EoNT
Igfig: Now out from the holes, behind the big worms
Igfig:  400 babies
Fingers: Ok, hold on a second. What was Igfig just rolling vs. AC for?
Heronius_Napalm: I made worm1 attack worm3
Fingers: Ohh, I see
Heronius_Napalm: Cause I am cool.
Poen: 400 baby worms?
Poen: You're kidding.
Heronius_Napalm: probably like 4 swarms
Slimbankshot: (be right back. Keep going)
Igfig: You know what?  I just realized
Igfig: since these worms are large
Igfig: they take up 4 squares each
Igfig: they can't fit more than one in each zone with any of you
Heronius_Napalm: so are they squeezing right now?
Igfig: they just have to use Approach maneuvers from other zones
Igfig: but yeah, I guess all the ones in the intersection are
Igfig: Luckily, the little swarms can go into occupied spaces
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hooray.
Igfig:  1d3
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d3: [3] = 3
Igfig: Attacking Lucas, Brigsby, and Fingers
Brigsby: So where are the little swarms?
Fingers: why you gotta be that way, Fortuna?
Igfig:  3#1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [13] = 22; vs. AC: [13] = 22; vs. AC: [19] = 28
Igfig: ouch
Thorn_the_Gnoll: There is one in each of the zones we're all in right now.
Fingers: That's a triple threat!
Lucas_Strongbow: pile on the damage
Igfig: ongoing 5 to each of you
Fingers: noooo
Brigsby: And the 3?
Fingers: Wait, what about to me?
Fingers: I'm already poisoned
Fingers: In my ass
Igfig: this isn't poison per se
Fingers: Think of my ass, Igfig!
Fingers: Think of it!
Lucas_Strongbow: venom, really
Igfig: this is them crawling all over you and chewing
Slimbankshot: Sorry. Here I am.
Lucas_Strongbow: save ends?
Poen: "That's just gross. Ew."
Igfig: it's called "Infesting Bite"
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: save ends
Igfig: Thorn turn!
Fingers: What happens when the save ends?
Igfig: the damage ends
Fingers: Do the worms die, or do they pop off and go for someone else?
Fingers: Are there more tiny worms, waiting to come at us again?
Igfig: the second
Igfig: there are lots of wors
Igfig: worms
Fingers: greaaaat.
Igfig: big swarm
Far-Walker: This is terrifying for so many reasons
Igfig: wait, I just realized... if WIlco left there should have been one fewer worm
Slimbankshot:  400 WORMIES!
Igfig: there
Heronius_Napalm: one of them fell into some salt
Igfig: sure
Far-Walker: That's like the THIRD TIME WE MADE THOSE JOKES
Igfig: okay, so
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so my turn.
Igfig: starting next to a swarm
Fingers: Hey guys, have you heard of this thing
Fingers: It's, it's like a commercial
Igfig: makes you take 5 damage
Fingers: It's called powerdrink, or megathirst, or something like that.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Tactical Trick, I'm staying in my zone but maneuvering myself to a position to make it easier for Fingers to flank on his turn.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also crap.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Anyways.
Poen: "I knew we shouldn't have come down here."
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm gonna stab Worm 3 where the sun don't shine, which in his case is everywhere.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+15
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+15: [19] = 34
Igfig: yessir, that's a hit
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 4d6+7
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 4d6+7: [1, 5, 4, 6] = 23
Fingers: Jesus bloody 'ell! what
Fingers: 'd you stab him with*?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Too bad I didn't take 1 more damage actually, if I had I'd be bloodied and would have gotten another 2 damage on that.
Igfig: Well, you certainly bloody the worm
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And...  nothing to do with my minor since I'm staying here to help Fingers flank.  So my turn ends.
Igfig: Lucas!
Lucas_Strongbow: Woo
Igfig: Oh, and THorn
Igfig: you were taking ongoing poison, no?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right right, saving throw.
Lucas_Strongbow: Ongoing worms
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20: [2] = 2
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20: [16] = 16
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Darn, still poisoned.
Lucas_Strongbow: Unwormed!
Igfig: you still take the damage first, though
Lucas_Strongbow: Anyway, I want to shift away from worms into next region
Fingers: Lucas has been dewormed!
Igfig: also, 5 damage for starting your turn next to a swarm
Igfig: okay
Lucas_Strongbow: If i can select my name, hang on
Lucas_Strongbow: and then do clever shot on Worm 3
Igfig: There are worms in that region too, you know
Igfig: but ok
Fingers: So wait, where are these swarms?
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10: [5] = 15
Lucas_Strongbow: vs ac?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Those text things that say worms worms worms.
Fingers: Are you trying to tell me I'm going to be taking 15 damage, before saving throws, next turn? That's kinda shitty man!
Fingers: Damn
Igfig: That's a hit, Lucas
Lucas_Strongbow: woo
Igfig: yeah Fingers, I guess you will
Brigsby: 15? I thought it was 10
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+5
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d10+5: [10] = 15
Lucas_Strongbow: And it is slowed
Fingers: Poison, baby worms, worm swarm
Igfig: W3 is pretty close to dead
Igfig: Far-Walker!
Far-Walker: Hi!
Heronius_Napalm: oh right did W3 resist the poison from w1?
Igfig: Poison damage, and also starting-next-to-swarm damage!
Igfig: ohh
Igfig: no, it did not
Far-Walker: Dayum.
Igfig: it'll take the damage on its turn
Far-Walker: For everyone's reference, I'm bloodied as hell right now.
Heronius_Napalm: don't worry poen has the clean-up turn
Far-Walker: Okay, so I'm next to a big Worm 2 and one of the swarms. How many targets is that?
Igfig:  2
Far-Walker: k. THRI-KREEN CLAWS because old standbys are the best standbys
Igfig: all right
Far-Walker: 2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+9: [3] = 12; 1d20+9: [9] = 18
Igfig: which one is which>
Igfig: ?
Far-Walker: Hm...
Far-Walker: Swarm gets the 18
Igfig: you hit the swarm, not the other
Far-Walker: Alright. Damage!
Igfig: unfortunately swarms take half damage from melee attacks
Far-Walker: 1d8+7
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d8+7: [7] = 14
Igfig:  7 damage
Far-Walker: Yep. Not dead/bloodied from that?
Fingers: Curses
Igfig: Not even close to dead/bloodied
Far-Walker: Oh God.
Igfig: I mean, he killed a bunch of little worms
Igfig: but there are a lot left
Igfig: the swarm itself is going strong
Far-Walker: Using my Move to shift out.
Igfig: k
Far-Walker: Then using my daily STORM OF SPIRIT SHARDS because I'm probably going to fall next turn.
Igfig: good time for it
Far-Walker: Centered around Worm 2. Only hits enemies
Igfig: okay
Far-Walker: How many targets am I rolling for?
Igfig: so just worm2 and worms1, since that's all that's in the region
Far-Walker: k
Far-Walker: 2#1d20+6
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+6: [3] = 9; 1d20+6: [19] = 25
Fingers: curseeeesss
Igfig: well, you hit the swarm
Far-Walker: Half damage for Worm 2
Igfig: and area attacks are super effective vs. swarms
Igfig: vulnerable 10, specfically
Heronius_Napalm: holy crap
Fingers: It's Super Effective!
Far-Walker: 1d10+2d6+3
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d10+2d6+3: [5, 4, 6] = 18
Far-Walker: Adjust damage accordingly.
Igfig: pretty good, that
Fingers: What does vulnerable 10 mean, exactly?
Igfig: it takes 10 extra damage
Fingers: ten extra damage? Double damage?
Fingers: Ahh
Igfig: that attack dealt it 28 damage
Far-Walker: So the worms take 28, the Worm 2 takes 9
Fingers: It's heronius
Igfig: it is now bloodied
Igfig: yeah
Fingers: ' time to shine*
Igfig: well, brigsby
Igfig: oh, bu first
Igfig: far
Igfig: save vs. the poison
Far-Walker: 1d20
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20: [4] = 4
Far-Walker: :c
Igfig: welp
Igfig: brigsby then
Brigsby: Okay, they're getting me a screenshot really quick. Do close blasts provoke OA?
Igfig: nope
Brigsby: Okay
Slimbankshot: Hey. When do the worms go next?
Brigsby: Was I poisoned?
Far-Walker: THEY GO NEVER AGAIN SLIM
Brigsby: I think I was
Slimbankshot: NOOOO!
Igfig: Check the initiative order, Slim
Slimbankshot: Cause I have to go to sleep soon.
Brigsby: So I take 10 damage
Igfig: Yeah, so do I
Igfig: have to go to bed, I mean
Igfig: okay
Igfig: then do your thing, Brigsby
Brigsby: I'll shift down a region, and use Thundering Gust on the region with worm2
Igfig: ok
Igfig: uhh
Igfig: yeah, ok
Brigsby: 2#1d20+7 vs fort
Fortuna: Brigsby, vs fort: [4] = 11; vs fort: [9] = 16
Brigsby: The 16 against the swarm
Igfig: you hit it
Brigsby: 1d10+11
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d10+11: [7] = 18
Igfig:  28 total, then?
Brigsby: And I hover until the end of my next turn
Brigsby: Yes
Far-Walker: isitdeadisitdeadisitdead
Igfig: the worm swarm is blasted to pieces
Far-Walker: FUCK YEAH
Brigsby: Yay
Poen: Yay!
Far-Walker: Far and Brigs share an air high-five over their victor
Far-Walker: y
Slimbankshot: Eh. I should probably be describing graphic deaths here.
Brigsby: And saving throw against the poison
Brigsby: 1d20
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20: [17] = 17
Igfig: all right
Igfig: Fingers turn then
Fingers: Oh boy
Brigsby: So does hovering mean I'm out of the swarm's reach if it comes to my region?
Fingers: Which worm is almost dead? And which worm do I get flanking bonus on?
Igfig: yes, and worm 3 I think to both
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Since they're squeezing and stuff.
Fingers: Who's hurt the mostest?
Heronius_Napalm: worm 3 is also poisoned
Igfig: of the enemies?  Worm 3
Fingers: No, of us
Heronius_Napalm: far walker I think
Fingers: I'm down to 13 hp, because of all the stupid stacking damages
Fingers: Screw it, I'll use majestic word on myself
Fingers: And I'll hit Worm #2 with a VERSE OF TRIUMPH
Fingers: Or is it worm #3?
Fingers: I'll hit the worm that's about to die with VERSE OF TRIUMPH
Fingers: 1d20+7 vs. AC
Fortuna: Fingers, vs. AC: [8] = 15
Igfig: uhhh
Igfig: are you sure you want to hit the worm that's about to die?
Fingers: Can I get flanking bonus on another worm?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Worm 1.
Igfig: let's say yeah
Fingers: Lemme hit Worm 1, then
Igfig: ok
Fingers: so that'd be 17
Fingers: (Forgot to add the +2 in to the initial calculation)
Igfig: no hit I'm afraid
Igfig: but still the effect
Fingers: No worries, half damage
Fingers: 2d12+4
Fortuna: Fingers, 2d12+4: [12, 2] = 18
Fingers: So 9 damage to worm 1
Igfig: right
Fingers: And everyone now has a +1 to all saving throws
Fingers: And a +1 to all damage rolls
Fingers: And if something dies, we all can shift as a free action
Fingers: (Verse of Triumph is the shit, ya'll)
Slimbankshot: I'm having trouble following what is happening.
Fingers: 2#1d20+1 Saving throws
Fortuna: Fingers, Saving throws: [18] = 19; Saving throws: [1] = 2
Igfig: Which one did you fail against?
Fingers: Sorry, lemme give overview
Fingers: Failed v. poison
Igfig: The poison or the little worms?
Igfig: ok
Fingers: I healed myself
Fingers: Did 9 damage to worm #1
Fingers: Stopped my poison damage
Fingers: And will shift down the right tunnel to put myself out of range of that worm swarm.
Fingers: End turn.
Igfig: Poen!
Poen: Hi!
Poen: I heal Far-Walker with Healing Word
Fingers: Also, I am no longer bloodied! (yay)
Igfig: yay
Poen: 1d6
Fortuna: Poen, 1d6: [6] = 6
Far-Walker: Woo!
Poen: Yay, good bonus.
Igfig: That was your minor action.  Now, what about your standard and move?
Far-Walker: So I get 6 HP back?
Poen: Could I use the Nimbus of Holy Shielding?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Your healing surge+6, spend a healing surge.
Brigsby: Healing surge + 6
Far-Walker: Even better!
Igfig: You could certainly do that, Poen
Far-Walker: I'm un-bloodied. Do I get a free save against the poison?
Heronius_Napalm: (move first)
Poen: (where?)
Igfig: no, why would you, Far?
Fingers: Hahaha
Far-Walker: Iunno. Some powers are COOL like that.
Igfig: I think Hero is saying you should go to the region where you'll hit the most enemies
Heronius_Napalm: (yes)
Igfig: of course, if you stay here
Igfig: you'll give more allies the defense bonus
Heronius_Napalm: That choice is yours to make.
Heronius_Napalm: 1 ally and three enemies or one enemy and 3 allies
Igfig: more allies than that
Poen: Yeah, I think I'll stay where I am. 
Poen: So I roll a d20?
Igfig: okay
Heronius_Napalm: I thought is was burst 1
Igfig: and add your attack bonus, yeah
Poen: It is.
Poen: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+4: [11] = 15
Igfig: the attack is burst 1, the effect is burst 2
Heronius_Napalm: oh
Heronius_Napalm: +7 poen
Heronius_Napalm: so 18
Igfig: that is a hit
Poen: Oh, woops.
Poen: So now the dice for the shielding?
Heronius_Napalm: damage
Heronius_Napalm: one d 10 + 4
Poen: 1d10+4
Fortuna: Poen, 1d10+4: [4] = 8
Igfig: and 10 more because of the swarm's vulnerability to this kind of thing
Igfig:  18 total
Heronius_Napalm: right
Igfig: plus, everybody except Fingers gets the +2 to all defenses
Fingers: :(
Poen: Sorry Fingers ...
Fingers: Hahaha
Lucas_Strongbow: ooh, cool
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Till the end of the encounter I'm guessing?
Igfig: yep
Heronius_Napalm: yup
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yay.
Igfig: Doing anything else?
Poen: No, I'm good.
Slimbankshot: Worms?
Igfig: okay
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: who is still poisoned?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Me.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Fingers.
Heronius_Napalm: worm 1 is dazed don't forget
Igfig: oh, and worm3
Igfig: true
Slimbankshot: Why is worm 3 poisoned?
Far-Walker: I am!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Worm 1 bit him.
Fingers: Worm 1 was forced to attack it
Slimbankshot: Oh.
Slimbankshot: So can worm 1 not attack?
Igfig: it can attack just fine
Heronius_Napalm: It can take exactly 1 action
Slimbankshot: OK.
Slimbankshot: That is dazed
Slimbankshot: Ok
Lucas_Strongbow: I slowed worm 3 as well
Igfig: worm 3 is dead
Slimbankshot: I just pulled a spider out of my shirt
Slimbankshot: Ewww....
Slimbankshot: OK,
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ew.
Igfig: puh
Poen: Are you Harry Potter?
Slimbankshot: Worm 1 will attack thorn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Crud.
Slimbankshot:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d20+9: [15] = 24
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hit.
Slimbankshot:  1d6+2
Fortuna: Slimbankshot,  1d6+2: [6] = 8
Thorn_the_Gnoll: wow.
Igfig: Also, Thorn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yes?
Igfig: you are now weakened (save ends)
Slimbankshot: Po, No I am not
Slimbankshot: I just leak daddy long legs, apparently
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay, so that means I do half damage with attacks.
Igfig: yep
Igfig: the poison builds up
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar, so I'm bloodied.
Igfig: And the other one, instinctively sensing your weakness
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I shouldn't have said anything.
Igfig: begins to feee
Igfig: dd
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What?
Slimbankshot: Worm 3
Igfig: Approach manever to atttack you
Igfig: with Feed
Slimbankshot: Is worm 2 still alive?
Heronius_Napalm: 2 is 3 is not
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [19] = 28
Slimbankshot: Ah
Igfig:  3d6+2 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [4, 3, 3] = 12
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah that's another hit.
Slimbankshot: Worm 2 feeds on thorn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And that was just enough damage to knock me unconscious, wow.
Igfig: perfect
Slimbankshot: Ripping off chunks of his flesh as it's poison courses through his body
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Depends on one's point of view.
Igfig: Hero's turn!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hey I like that flesh.
Heronius_Napalm: delightful.
Heronius_Napalm: I don't suppose I should hit thorn with AoE.
Far-Walker: See it's ironic because we expect Thorn to be the one feeding on the flesh of enemies!
Igfig: hee hee hee
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Preferably not.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm going to be taking 10 damage at the start of my turn and that'll put me over half way to dead dead.
Slimbankshot: Chewing on his leg as he still breathes
Heronius_Napalm: does thorn have defenses while unconscious?
Igfig: yes, but at -5
Heronius_Napalm: oh
Heronius_Napalm: nevermind then
Slimbankshot: That is both of the worms
Heronius_Napalm: shift
Slimbankshot: The one takes poison damage, yes?
Igfig: worm 3 did, and died
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It already did.
Heronius_Napalm: hypnotism on worms 2
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+6+2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+6+2: [1] = 9
Heronius_Napalm: fucking fcuk
Igfig: blah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Heroic effort?  Brigsby's power to let people reroll stuff?
Heronius_Napalm: Effort doesnt work on a crit miss
Brigsby: That's Wilco
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well crud.
Heronius_Napalm: Action point
Heronius_Napalm: Do it again
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+6+2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+6+2: [12] = 20
Heronius_Napalm: vs will
Slimbankshot: OK dudes. I'm out.
Heronius_Napalm: later slim
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Too ta loo Slim.
Igfig: okay, see you!
Far-Walker: Bye!
Far-Walker: Don't let the bed worms bite
Far-Walker: (They will anyway)
Far-Walker: (In the dick)
Heronius_Napalm: it does a basic attack on worm 1 with +4 to the attack.
Slimbankshot: I have work see. I am a productive member of society.
Heronius_Napalm: I don't start work till monday
Far-Walker: THEY WILL BITE YOU IN THE DICK AT WORK
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [11] = 20
Far-Walker: AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
Slimbankshot: If it doesn't freeze off first
Igfig:  1d6+2
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6+2: [1] = 3
Slimbankshot: I work in a walk in cooler
Poen: Have a good day at work free of dangers to your dick, Slim.
Slimbankshot quit.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So...  Worm1 has worms?
Heronius_Napalm: Done.
Igfig: oh, /worms/ 2
Igfig: yes, it oes
Igfig: but it's just ongoing 5, not 3 and ongoign 5
Heronius_Napalm: I can't make them move and attack with hypnotism
Heronius_Napalm: just attack or move.