Yin: Well hey, narrowed it down to 4, half-orc spear dude, tiefling binder, vampire, and necromancer.
Yin: 1d4
Fortuna: Yin, 1d4: [3] = 3
Yin: Vampire it is.
Igfig: All right.  Brief recap for Fortuna and posterity, please?
Hyrrskegg: We crossed the gorge, found a house, the people in the house got attacked by bats
Yin: Big bats.
Igfig: Very well
Barvo: Everyone is now across the gorge as well.
Alek_Deckard joined #pwot_dnd.
Yin left #pwot_dnd.
Igfig: As you pull yourself out of the gorge, you can hear a great ruckus inside the building
Igfig: which is quite a bit larger than a house, actually
Igfig: the ruckus is, as we know, Black Dynamite and Bashal being attacked by bats
Hyrrskegg: Bet there's a lot of treasure in there
Igfig: the screeching can be heard for a long ways
Cynthia: Oh, I do love treasyre
Cynthia: (treasure*)
Igfig: by the time you get right up near to the building, however
Igfig: oh wait, are you playing Bashal after all?
Barvo: arghhh
Bashal: It was suggested for continuity's sake.
Bashal: I could switch back again again.
Igfig: Yes, but then I figured out a clever way it would work with Bashal elsewhere
Bashal: Alrighty then, back to Alek then.
Igfig: so yeah, go ahead and switch back back
Hyrrskegg: bravely switch again again
Bashal: It works since Black Dynamite isn't here either anyways.
Igfig: by the time you get right up near to the building, however
Barvo: Hyrr.. monty python references earn you a penalty.
Igfig: the woods have fallen silent again
Hyrrskegg: someone did it last time without penalty
Alek_Deckard: No I gave out combat advantage for it.
Lakanu: Those bats are dynamite!
Lakanu: I'm sorry
Hyrrskegg: oh
Cynthia: YEAH
Igfig: except for the sound of feet coming toward you from down the trail
Igfig: (that would be all the characters who weren't here last time)
Igfig: (you guys are another band of adventurers, I guess)
Barvo waves
Hyrrskegg does the secret barbarian handshake
Lakanu nods
Barvo reciprocates
Hyrrskegg: we just headbutted each other
Barvo: Yup
Cynthia waves
Igfig: So now that you're all acquainted
Alek_Deckard waves.
Barvo: Which would look rather amusing
Barvo: considering that you are a dwarf and Barvo is a Goliath
Igfig: all without saying a word
Cynthia: We are just friendly like that
RobotDave: (How do you do that? The "actions" thing?)
Igfig: guess so
Cynthia: ./me
Lakanu: We already know eachother
Barvo:  (/me)
Igfig:  /me does thing
RobotDave tries it out
RobotDave: Awesome
RobotDave: Thanks
Jacques: We can sense each other's souls
Cynthia: it's like the force
Lakanu: I'm a shardmind, I'm telepathic
Lakanu: I say hello in all your heads
Igfig: Or maybe you've met, back in town
Barvo: You will find nothing to read in my mind.
Lakanu: It sounds like someone blowing over a jug
RobotDave: I don't think I have a soul
Cynthia: barvo is too stupid to have coherent thoughts
Cynthia: That is just racist
Jacques: My mind is just too full of stuff to read quickly
Barvo: all of that stuff is about how your hair looks
Jacques: That's only the first layer. The first of many layers. Just as my hair is very well-layered.
Igfig: so... do you have any intention of finding out what just happened to Black Dynamite and a hobo?
Cynthia: Yeah sure
Alek_Deckard: And Alek is having a random thought on wondering what Pelor eats for breakfast.
Hyrrskegg: Jacques, you're a Genasi, your hair is fire
Cynthia: "Someone should go inside and find their bodies"
Barvo: Barvo no like bats.
Igfig: By the way, telepathy lets you transmit, not read
Barvo: We go kill bats?
Alek_Deckard: "Bodies?  What happened?"
Lakanu: Damn
Cynthia: I am not going to mess up my hair with bat blood, well not if it's not needed that is
Hyrrskegg: "One of our guys ran in like an idiot and got eaten by bats"
Lakanu: It is
Barvo: "Baatttsss"
Cynthia: Ahh well, lead on then
RobotDave: DAVE THINKS THAT IS STUPID OF YOUR GUY
Igfig: (You other guys were attracted here by the ruckus, by the way)
Hyrrskegg: (Dave was with us)
RobotDave: (Nvm)
Barvo: (dave was somewhat upset with that fellow anyway)
Barvo: We go in now.
Hyrrskegg: "But, we should head in anyway. See if we can loot his body, at least."
Alek_Deckard: "No sense in delaying."
RobotDave opens door
Igfig: You enter through the door to the south
Barvo goes inside.
Alek_Deckard: Still kinda dark inside the building?
Cynthia: I peer through the door
Igfig: to quote Slim's original description,
Barvo: "It dark in here"
Igfig: "The air is heavy with moisture and you can see the dust almost like snow in the shafts of sunlight that seep through the vine and root filled windows."
Jacques: My hair lights the way
Igfig: "Otherwise, it is a dark, overgrown room. It is a entry way of some sort, obviously not the main room."
Hyrrskegg: I'm assuming we all go in
Cynthia: Is there any sound at all coming from inside?
Alek_Deckard leaves his hood up since there is light coming in through some of the windows.
Igfig: You can see hallways leading off into the darkness in various directions
Lakanu: Perception check? For traps and shiz, any details
Lakanu: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+12: [3] = 15
Cynthia: oh my
Cynthia: I'll try too
Cynthia: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Cynthia, 1d20+9: [11] = 20
Alek_Deckard: I'll join in as well on the rolling fun.
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+7 Perception Check with Darkvision.
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, Perception Check with Darkvision.: [8] = 15
Barvo: (20 is enough)
Alek_Deckard: Maybe.
Igfig: well, your passive perception was already quite enough to notice a heap of something on the ground a ways down the main passage, just at the edge of your light
Cynthia: "Does anyone have a torch?"
Lakanu: I helped!
Igfig: and to hear the flap of leathery wings
RobotDave: DAVE THINKS THERE MAY BE BATS HERE.
Igfig: I assume you're already using a torch or sunrod or something
Cynthia: okay sure
Lakanu: I can't help but think Dave is shouting when it's all caps
RobotDave: I was told that Dave speaks much in caps.
Cynthia: I imagine it in a robot's voice.
Lakanu: I know, just seems like it
RobotDave: Yay imagination.
Barvo: Dave speaks in caps at all times.
Lakanu: Everything I say is telepathic, by the way
Igfig: Areas I highlight in yellow are well-enough lit
Igfig: other areas are dark
Igfig: what's the range on your light source, whatever it is?
Cynthia: I tell cream corn to go scout the hallway in front of us
Hyrrskegg: what about low-light?
Alek_Deckard: And darkvision.
Hyrrskegg: darkvision means you can see fine, I think
Igfig: good point.  The windows are letting in low-light
Igfig: your torch and the door, full light
Hyrrskegg: dark everywhere else?
Igfig: yep
Hyrrskegg: gotcha
Hyrrskegg: Who has the torch?
Igfig: the pink is low light
Barvo: Barvo has his axe  out
Barvo: he does not have a torch out.
Igfig: right
Hyrrskegg: Me too. Who has the torch?
Igfig: Who has a hand free?
Cynthia: not me
Cynthia: I mean
Jacques: Woops. I gotta go. See you all!
Cynthia: sure I do
Igfig: Bye!
Cynthia: toodle!
RobotDave: I probably do. Should I hold it?
Jacques: I'll have MY OWN BACKUP CHARACTER by the next time we meet.
RobotDave: bye Jacques!
Jacques: Jacques turns into a torch for them to carry
Hyrrskegg: Ig, since we already have a barbarian, you mind if I switch to Jacques?
Igfig: I think you need your free hand to grab people, Dave
Cynthia: I already have a torch out
Jacques: Seeya
RobotDave: ... I grab people?
RobotDave: That is awesome
Jacques quit.
Hyrrskegg: That's not dave, I don't think?
Cynthia: how many arms does dave have?
Hyrrskegg: Dave has a shield
Igfig: Uh... sure, if you really want, Hyrr
Igfig: oh, that could be
Hyrrskegg: I think you're thinking of Tor
Hyrrskegg: my brawler
Igfig: There are a lot of fighters around
Igfig: Okay, so here you are on the threshold of this building
Igfig: hearing soft wing-noises, and little else
Barvo murder stuff.
RobotDave: DAVE THINKS WE SHOULD GO IN
Igfig: seeing mostly darkness, and something sprawled on the floor
Igfig: okay
Cynthia: Wait guys
Lakanu: Check out the thing sprawled on the floor?
Cynthia: Cream corn can go scout ahead
RobotDave nudges heap on floor
RobotDave: with foot
Cynthia: if we hear the sound of dog flesh being ripped apart, we know to be careful
Barvo: Doggie do whatever.
Alek_Deckard kneels down by the heap.
Cynthia: Okay
Barvo punches heap
Cynthia: I tell cream corn to go sniff around the hallway in front of us
Cynthia: "Be careful dearie"
Igfig: The heap appears to be a dead bat
Cynthia: So cream corn travels up the hallway
Lakanu: Is it a wolf or a dog?
Igfig: a huge dead bat
Cynthia: a wolf
Igfig: with a long, whiplike tail
Lakanu: Be funnier if it was a pug or something
RobotDave lifts the tail.
Jacques: "That's... Unusual"
Lakanu: Someone do a nature check
Lakanu: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+5: [4] = 9
Cynthia: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Cynthia, 1d20+9: [1] = 10
Cynthia: FUCK
Lakanu: Fortuna, don't start this shit again
RobotDave: 1d20
Fortuna: RobotDave, 1d20: [5] = 5
Cynthia: oh god we are doomed
Jacques: 1d10+3
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d10+3: [5] = 8
RobotDave: Well, I tried.
Igfig: This is not a kind of bat you have seen before
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d20+2: [13] = 15
Jacques: "It's a bat!"
Barvo: BAAATTTTT!!!
Cynthia: BATMAN?!
Barvo punches heap
Lakanu: Cynthia has no idea what a bat is
RobotDave: Can I sniff the tail? Can DAVE smell?
Barvo: No
Jacques: Dave doesn't breathe, so no
Alek_Deckard: "What a strange creautre."
Igfig: Cream Corn catches sight of something flapping and scrabbling against a pair of ornate double doors
RobotDave: Oh. Poor thing.
Cynthia: How far ahead?
Cynthia: I see
Lakanu: Hey Dave, we should get together sometime and not eat, breathe or sleep
Igfig: but as soon as he comes close, it turns and wings away through the darkness
Barvo shakes fist!
Cynthia: I tell cream corn to come back, to be on the safe side
RobotDave: DAVE THINKS THAT WILL BE A MOST PRODUCTIVE TIME, LAKANU
Igfig: If you guys are up by the heap of dead bat, you should put your markers there
Cynthia: "Let's start moving in deeper, but be careful, we don't want to be jumped by mutant bats:
Cynthia: "
Jacques: I swagger bravely into the darkness
Alek_Deckard: And probably add mine in, haven't done that yet.
Cynthia: Is the door to the left locked?
RobotDave: (one monment, dad just came home)
RobotDave: *moment
Igfig: The bat appears to have been battered and slashed to death, so probably by Black Dynamite and that hobo, but you don't see any other sign of those two.
Igfig: Which door?  The ornate double doors?
Cynthia: ye
Cynthia: s
Lakanu: I wish Thorn were here, he'd eat that bat
Cynthia: I'm sure he would
Alek_Deckard: Alas, no gnolls about.
Igfig: They do appear to be locked, yes.  Or at least, you push and pull on them and they don't seem to budge
Cynthia: I try to pick the lock
Lakanu: Maybe they slide
Cynthia: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Cynthia, 1d20+4: [1] = 5
Cynthia: oh no
Cynthia: I hate... fortuna... so... much.
Fortuna: Mm-hmm.
Barvo: You break the lock
Igfig: first of all, what lock?  you don't see any
Cynthia: Oh
Lakanu: That explains the 1
Igfig: second of all, one door is sort of greyish in hue, the other sort of reddish
Cynthia: yeah your right
Barvo: new hand please
Fortuna: Barvo drew a new hand.
Fortuna: Barvo drew CRAFTY STRIKE (U)
Fortuna: Play when your at-will or encounter attack power hits an enemy granting you combat advantage. You gain a +4 bonus to the power's damage roll against the enemy.
Fortuna: Barvo drew SELF SACRIFICE (U)
Fortuna: Play when an ally adjacent to you is hit by a melee or ranged attack. That attack hits you instead.
Fortuna: Barvo drew ENDURING FOCUS (C)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the start of your next turn, allies within 2 squares of you gain a +2 bonus to saving throws.
RobotDave: (back)
Cynthia: neat
Igfig: and third of all, Alex and Barvo make Perception checks please
Barvo: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+1: [15] = 16
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d20+7: [8] = 15
Igfig: *Alek
Igfig:  1d20+10
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+10: [10] = 20
Alek_Deckard: And in case I need to say it a third time, I have darkvision.
Igfig: Gotcha
Cynthia: "Barvo dear, can you try and ram this door down for me?"
Alek_Deckard: Kay, I'll shut up about that now.
Cynthia: I batter my eyelashes at him
RobotDave: Batter?
Lakanu: Flutter
Cynthia: yeah sorry
Cynthia: I don't know what I was thinking
Barvo: Barvo prefer batter
Lakanu: Just headbutting him
RobotDave: http://www.filtsai.com/cooking/crepes/smooth_batter.jpg
Barvo: Barvo wanders toward doors
Lakanu: The barbarian way
Igfig: As a matter of fact, with your darkvision you see something out of the corner of your eye, swooping down the passage from your right
Igfig: Barvo is not so lucky
Barvo: Barvo is often oblivious
Alek_Deckard: Yeah, swooping is bad.
Igfig: you don't get a chance to wander toward the doors, barvo
Igfig: Everybody roll init!
Cynthia: SHIT
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d20+5: [15] = 20
Barvo: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+1: [2] = 3
Cynthia: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Cynthia, 1d20+7: [12] = 19
RobotDave: 1d20+4
Fortuna: RobotDave, 1d20+4: [20] = 24
Cynthia: neato
Jacques: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d20+1: [3] = 4
Lakanu: 1d20+3
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+3: [20] = 23
Barvo: bbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllsssssssssssss
Lakanu: Ha!
Alek_Deckard: Wow, we're all clumped at the beginning and the ending side.
RobotDave: There is no middle ground with Fortuna.
Lakanu: Fortuna, all is forgiven
Cynthia: Not on my watch
RobotDave: So we're fighting swooping thing?
Igfig:  2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+9: [19] = 28; 1d20+9: [11] = 20
Barvo: fuuuuckkkk
Cynthia: oh my god damn
Alek_Deckard: Darn, guess I'm on the back end along with Cynthia and the low roll people.
Barvo: I suppose they *are* attacking us.
Alek_Deckard: It's the swooping.
Cynthia: do they get a surprise turn?
Barvo: no
Igfig: Yeah, this is the surprise round
Igfig: Two of them were far away enough that they just approach
Barvo: *pout*
Cynthia: okay
Igfig: two manage to attack
Cynthia: I'm sorry barvo
Igfig: Barvo and Alek
Barvo: I am going to die.
Barvo: *again*
Igfig:  2#1d20+8+2 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [3] = 13; vs. AC: [15] = 25
Barvo: miss
Jacques: You're a giant man barbarian, you'll be fine
Barvo: holy crap
Alek_Deckard: I'm guessing the 25 is me, and that's a hit.
Igfig: Indeed
Igfig:  1d6+4+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [2] = 12
Alek_Deckard: OUch.
Barvo: Barvo's defenses are awful
Barvo: he just has rather high HP
Barvo: and a large axe.
Igfig: They bats swoop past, slashing at you with their tails
Cynthia: and a large penis
Barvo: likely
Cynthia: so large it drips just out of his loincloth
Cynthia: Does he weaer a loincloth?
Igfig: in the darkness, you can barely see the tails to defend against them
Igfig: cynthia, be quiet
Igfig: Alek, your turn
Igfig: Surprise round, so just the one action
Alek_Deckard: Kay.
Alek_Deckard: Whispering a quick prayer to Pelor, Alek uses Dark Beckoning on B1.
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d20+7: [9] = 16
Alek_Deckard: vs...
Alek_Deckard: Will.
Igfig: THat's a hit
Alek_Deckard: 1d6+6
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d6+6: [5] = 11
Alek_Deckard: And I pull him 3 squares closer.
Alek_Deckard: So he's in the same region as me now.
Igfig: All right
Igfig: Suprise round is over, then
Igfig: Top of the order!
Igfig: Bats.
Barvo: aww, I was hoping to get in on it :(
Igfig: Fraid you were surprised
Barvo: 's true
Lakanu: Barvo the Startled
Igfig: I guess Alek is the most obvious target for both of these bats
Barvo: Barvo the easily startled
Igfig:  2#1d20+8+2 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [12] = 22; vs. AC: [12] = 22
Alek_Deckard: Ouch, another pair of hits.
Igfig: ugh
Igfig:  2#1d6+4+6
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d6+4+6: [2] = 12; 1d6+4+6: [2] = 12
Alek_Deckard: I don't suppose they do necrotic damage.
RobotDave: Fortuna, why do you like the bats so much? What did we do to you? What did they do for you?
Cynthia: those bats are having... good fortune
Igfig: they do not, no
Alek_Deckard: Yeah I'm down, do I still keep my regeneration if I'm unconscious?  It turns on when I'm bloodied.
Igfig: Regeneration doesn't function when you're at 0 or less, so no
Igfig: Anyway, it is Dave's turn
RobotDave: How far can I move? There's no bats in my region
Igfig: You can move a number of regions equal to half your speed
RobotDave: 2.5?
Barvo: yp
Igfig: Round down.
RobotDave: I'll move , but I don't think I can do anything else.
Jacques: you can do Total Defense
Barvo: (you could try to heal alek)
Igfig: You could charge
Igfig: charging is a standard action that lets you move your speed and make a basic attack
Barvo: that too
RobotDave: I don't have any healing things, I don't think.
RobotDave: Sure, I'll charge.
RobotDave: How exactly ... ?
Cynthia: I'll heal alek
Igfig: Just move yourself on the board, then make an attack
Igfig: with a +1 bonus
Barvo: up to 5 regions
Igfig: yeah
RobotDave: 1d20+1, attacking Bats 4
Barvo: its more than +1
Igfig: Pretty sure your basic attack is better than +1
RobotDave: Woops
RobotDave: 1d20+8
Fortuna: RobotDave, 1d20+8: [8] = 16
Jacques: 17 with the charge bonus
RobotDave: Oh, the charge was on top of that? All right. Sorry, was confused.
Igfig:  17 is just enough.
RobotDave: Awesome.
Barvo: wooo
RobotDave: 3d10+4 Brute Strike
Fortuna: RobotDave, Brute Strike: [8, 3, 5] = 20
Igfig: wait...
RobotDave: ?
Igfig: two things
Igfig: first of all, you have to make a basic attack
Jacques: or Bull Charge
Igfig: which is just 1[W]+modifiers
Igfig: you can't use most at-wills, and definitely not dailies
RobotDave: [W]?
Alek_Deckard: Weapon damage.
Igfig: the damage die of your weapon
Jacques: Bull Charge is a power she has that you can use on a charge
Igfig:  1d10 in this case
Fortuna: Igfig, in this case: [3] = 3
Igfig: second, that bat is actually in darkness
RobotDave: Ah.
RobotDave: So I'm striking blindly?
RobotDave: Or is that an automatic miss?
Alek_Deckard: Who was holding the torch again?
Jacques: Cynthia
Alek_Deckard: Oh, darn.
Igfig: The torch should actually have a slightly larger range, I just realized
Igfig: two regions, not one
Igfig: but that's still not enough
Cynthia: yeah I am
Igfig: so yes, you're striking blindly
Igfig: with a -5 penalty
Cynthia: ouch
Igfig: so I'm afraid that's actually a miss after all
RobotDave: Oh well.
Igfig: on the other hand, just attacking a creature, even if you miss,
Igfig: is enough to mark that creature, if you're a fighter
RobotDave: Okay.
Igfig: it takes a -2 to attack creatures other than you, and if it shifts or attacks someone else you can make a melee basic attack against it
Igfig: anyway, it's Lakanu's turn
RobotDave: (sorry for tying things up, guys.)
Lakanu: Because my spear has a range of 2, can I attack something in the next region?
Igfig: Certainly
Lakanu: Coolio
Cynthia: happens all the time 
Igfig: That bat is also in darkness, though
Lakanu: Swear Oath of Enmity on Bat...3
Igfig: so still a -5
Igfig: aight
Barvo: (do the oath)
Lakanu: and use Bond of Retribution!
Lakanu: 2#1d20+3
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+3: [11] = 14; 1d20+3: [7] = 10
Lakanu: Urgh
RobotDave: (I will be back in about 10-15 minutes, eating dinner. Anyone can take over the character in the meantime.)
Lakanu: Disgusting
Lakanu: Goddamn bats
Igfig: Yeah, sorry Lakanu
Igfig: the darkness, it is powerful
Igfig: Bats 3 and 4, now
Igfig: Bat 3 goes for Lakanu
Lakanu: Course it does
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs. AC; 1d6+4
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [18] = 26;  1d6+4: [2] = 6
Lakanu: yes, and yes
Igfig: since it's in bright light, its attack is less effective
Lakanu: Everyone, get the hell out of the dark
Igfig: then it wheels and flaps through an archway
Igfig: bat 4 on Dave
Igfig:  1d20+8+2; 1d6+4+6
Igfig: Fortuna?
Cynthia: -1d20+6
Cynthia: oops
Barvo: 1d20
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20: [13] = 13
Cynthia: 1d20
Fortuna: Cynthia, 1d20: [7] = 7
Cynthia: huh
Igfig:  1d20+8+2 vs. AC; 1d6+4+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [5] = 15; damage: [5] = 15
Igfig: there
Cynthia: igfig, fortuna has decided to rise up against you
Barvo: was probably the semicolon
Igfig:  1d20; 1d6
Igfig: guess so
Barvo: see
Igfig: that's a bug to fix
Cynthia: dongs
Igfig: the bat batters ineffectually at Dave with its wings
Igfig: Alek!
Barvo: death save!
Alek_Deckard: 1d20
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d20: [7] = 7
Alek_Deckard: Darn, you'd think being undead would make me better at those.
Igfig: uh oh
Igfig: welp, Cynthia now
Cynthia: hmmm
Cynthia: I move downj to alek
Cynthia: and use healing word on him
Cynthia: spend a healing surge
Cynthia: 1d6
Fortuna: Cynthia, 1d6: [5] = 5
Alek_Deckard: You can use that from a region away.
Igfig: you can do that at range, actually
Igfig: two regions
Cynthia: and gain 5 extra hp
Cynthia: oh
Cynthia: okay
Cynthia: then I do that
Alek_Deckard: Might be better light wise.
Barvo: still needs to move a bit.
Jacques: down one region, I think
Cynthia: um, I can't move the C
Lakanu: move te light, then move the c
Cynthia: I still can't
Jacques: it's down now?
Cynthia: there we go
Cynthia: anyways jacques, do you mind if I call you jack? Anyways jack, spend a healing surge +5 extra hp 
Barvo: (Alek)
Cynthia: oh my, how did I get that wrong
Alek_Deckard: (Si?)
Jacques: that's how Jacques is pronounced
Cynthia: Alek do that
Cynthia: not jack
Alek_Deckard: (Oh)
Alek_Deckard: Right, already did that.
Cynthia: Igfig can I tell cream corn to give cover to jacques?
Igfig: sure
Cynthia: okay, then igfig moves over and covers jack
Igfig: you should mark Cream Corn's location
Igfig: no I don't
Barvo: You suck so much.
Cynthia: okay and end turn
Igfig: Right.  Jacques!
Jacques: okay
Jacques: since I've got cover, and Cynthia will presumably be back with the light, I'll just ready my Greenflame Blade for when a bat swoops by
Igfig: Righto
Igfig: Barvo!
Barvo: Okay
Barvo: Can I put a sunrod between my teeth?
Igfig: sure
Jacques: Can I curse an enemy that I can't see?
Barvo: Kay I do that
Barvo: Combat Sprint
Barvo: I move my speed +4
Barvo: hi there b1
Barvo: uhh'
Igfig: I think you can, jacques
Barvo: avalance strike
Jacques: Ok, I'll curse b4 then
Barvo: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+8: [12] = 20
Barvo: vs AC
Igfig: oh wait, no you can't jacques
Igfig: sorry
Jacques: or I won't
Igfig: looked it up
Jacques: 'salright
Barvo: 3d12+7
Fortuna: Barvo, 3d12+7: [2, 1, 6] = 16
Igfig: and barvo, with the darkness
Igfig: that's a miss
Barvo: I have a sunrod in my mouth
Barvo: I have light
Igfig: ohhh
Barvo: teehee
Igfig: right, you said it and then I instantly forgot
Barvo: hahahaha
Jacques: Does my head count as a sunrod?
Jacques: or a torch
Igfig: no, but that's an interesting point
Igfig: maybe a candle?
Jacques: one region of light?
Barvo: Anyway. That's my turn.
Igfig: low light in your region
Jacques: Yay
Cynthia: I don't think bravo is very bright
Barvo: Barvo no need smarts
Barvo: Barvo has axe
Igfig: Barvo, you have bloodied b1
Cynthia: No I meant for the candle thing
Barvo: BWAHAHAHA
Cynthia: but uh... yeah
Cynthia: not very smart either
Igfig: and now for bats 1 and 2
Igfig: B1 on Barvo, B2 on... Lakanu, I guess
Igfig:  1d20+8; 1d20+8+2
Barvo: semicolon
Igfig:  1d20+8 ; 1d20+8+2
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+8: [18] = 26;  1d20+8+2: [14] = 24
Barvo: fark
Barvo: hit
Lakanu: ...
Igfig:  1d6+4; 1d6+4+6
Igfig: sorry
Barvo: ...
Igfig:  1d6+4 ; 1d6+4+6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6+4: [4] = 8;  1d6+4+6: [2] = 12
Alek_Deckard: They sure like that 12 damage.
Igfig: B2 flies right past you, Jacques
Jacques: Opportunity Attack!
Jacques: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d20+10: [12] = 22
Igfig: B1 cannot fly out the door because you are blocking the way, Barvo
Barvo: murfff
Jacques: 1d8+5
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d8+5: [7] = 12
Jacques: See how that bat likes a taste of it's own 12 damage
Igfig: That's not actually an opportunity attack, Jacques, because these bats don't provoke OAs after their attacks
Jacques: oh
RobotDave: (back)
Jacques: readied attack
Jacques: whatever
Igfig: but it's your readied attack, so yeah
Jacques: 12 fire damage
Igfig: Good timing, Dave
Igfig: it's your turn
RobotDave: Ok
RobotDave: One moment
RobotDave: Just looking at the map
RobotDave: I move to B2
Igfig: kay
Igfig: this is low light, so just -2
RobotDave: 1d20+8 oh please hit
Fortuna: RobotDave, oh please hit: [13] = 21
RobotDave: So 19?
Igfig: That is a hit!
Igfig: Roll damage
RobotDave: 2d10+4 Steel Serpend Strike
Fortuna: RobotDave, Steel Serpend Strike: [10, 10] = 24
Igfig: whoa
Barvo: oh snap
Jacques: basically a crit
Igfig: You slash B2 right across the wing, and it tumbles to the floor
Igfig: very wounded, and slowed
RobotDave: DAVE IS HAPPY WITH THE RESULTS
RobotDave: I think I'm good for now, end turn
Igfig: Lakanu turn!
Jacques: another light question
Lakanu: I scurry back in into the light
RobotDave: (did I take any damage while I was gone, by the way?)
Igfig: A little, yeah
Jacques: since my head is a candle, if I go into an area that is already low-light, does the light stack?
Jacques: as in, does that make it normal light?
RobotDave: (how much?)
Lakanu: and ready a bond of retribution for anything that comes past
Igfig: wait, actually it only dealt damage if your AC is 15 or less
Lakanu: That is basically it
Igfig: which I doubt
Jacques: yeah, that misses
RobotDave: 19
Igfig: Jacques, no it does not
Jacques: ok
Igfig: and Lakanu, okay, cool
Igfig: Bats 3 and 4, then
Igfig:  3 goes for Jacques
Cynthia: CC gives him cover
Igfig:  1d20+8+2-2 ; 1d6+4+6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+8+2-2: [1] = 9;  1d6+4+6: [6] = 16
Igfig: missss
Jacques: whew
Lakanu: And with my spear, I can attack!
Alek_Deckard: Cream Corn is really good at giving cover.
Lakanu: -2 for low light?
Igfig: Yup
Igfig: Also, that's clever, Lak
Lakanu: 2#1d20+6
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+6: [5] = 11; 1d20+6: [19] = 25
Lakanu: 1d10+5
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d10+5: [4] = 9
Igfig: an opportunity attack is only in your own region, but this is wherever
Igfig: and yeah, definitely hit
Lakanu: Only 9, lame
Igfig: Plus the Bond of Retribution thing
Barvo: (don't forget dave hit b2 for 24)
Cynthia: what does that do?
Alek_Deckard: That only counts for times people other then the oath of enmity guy hit him.
Igfig: I did remember that, yes
Igfig: and b4 goes fro Dave
Lakanu: Hit or miss me
Alek_Deckard: Oh, guess I should have read that better then.  I made the same type of avenger like 2 days ago.
Igfig: (it was b1, barvo)
Barvo: (I hit b1)
Barvo: (dave hit b2)
Igfig: oh I am so cnfused
Jacques: (what Barvo said)
Igfig: aaa
Igfig: okay
Igfig: there
Barvo: all better now
Igfig: feel free to mark the damage down yourselves, by the way
Barvo: yesh
RobotDave: Cool
Igfig: that's what the chat's for
Cynthia: urgh, my stomach is exploding
Cynthia: brb
Igfig: all right, so b4 attacking
Igfig:  1d20+8+2 vs. AC; 1d6+4+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [6] = 16; damage: [5] = 15
Igfig: on dave
RobotDave: My AC is 19.
RobotDave: HAHA.
Igfig: yup, another miss
Igfig: Alek turn!
Alek_Deckard: Yay!
Alek_Deckard: Regeneration happens at the start of the turn I'm guessing.
Alek_Deckard: And I stand up.
Igfig: Yes it does.
Igfig: aight
Alek_Deckard: And...
Igfig: vampire powers?
Alek_Deckard: I'll just ready my Taste of Life attack, can't hit anything from here and can't move without using my standard.
Igfig: kay
Barvo: (charge?)
Alek_Deckard: I could do that.
Igfig: if there's anything in range
Barvo: nah its to far
Alek_Deckard: I don't think I'm close enough actually.
Alek_Deckard: So just going to ready Taste of Life for the next bat that gets in reach.
Igfig: okay
Alek_Deckard: I'm close enough that Cynthia could position herself to give most of us light anyways.
Cynthia: huzzahwha?
Cynthia: Also my stomach stopped exploding
Igfig: heheh
Igfig: It's your turn, Cynthia
Cynthia: okay
Cynthia: I'll move up to where jack and cream corn are
Cynthia: so the light is all up in here
Cynthia: And I'll prepare tending strike if any bats come swooping in
Cynthia: also cream corn will switch his cover to me
Jacques: jerk
Cynthia: end turn
Igfig: Well, Jacques then
Jacques: I'll move up to finish off B2
Cynthia: Sorry, but I am a druid, l have less health then you
Jacques: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d20+10: [20] = 30
Alek_Deckard: Sweet.
Barvo: murffff
Jacques: 13 fire damage
RobotDave: Fortuna likes us again.
Igfig: Well, you kill the bat
Igfig: more accurately, you overkill it
Jacques: YEAH
Cynthia: it explodes
Jacques: and for my minor
Jacques: I'll mark B4 with my Aegis of Shielding
Jacques: end turn
Barvo: Me
Barvo: Devastating Strike
Barvo: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+8: [5] = 13
Barvo: balls
Barvo: Action point
Barvo: Do it again
Barvo: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+8: [18] = 26
Jacques: there you go
Barvo: 1d12+1d8+7
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d12+1d8+7: [5, 6] = 18
Igfig: Barvo, are you a human?
Barvo: Goliath
Alek_Deckard: Goliath.
Igfig: ah
Igfig: kay
Barvo: Splat?
Igfig: B1 is, yes, splatted.
Barvo: yay
Barvo: movement
Barvo: done
Barvo: also I get 8 temp hitpoints
Igfig: great
Barvo: Next
Igfig: Bats 1 and 2 are dead, so go Dave
RobotDave: Woohoo
RobotDave: Charge, was it called?
RobotDave: Charge B4
Igfig: yep
Igfig: aright
RobotDave: 1d20+8
Fortuna: RobotDave, 1d20+8: [11] = 19
Jacques: I have to go let the dogs out and feed them, if B4 hit someone subtract 8 from the damage
Igfig: That's a hit
RobotDave: Oh wait
RobotDave: The bat is in the dark, so that'd be -5, was it?
Igfig: oooh yeah, good point
Igfig: thanks for noticing
RobotDave: Nvm, missed.
RobotDave: No problem
RobotDave: Can I move again after charging? If not, then I guess I've got to end turn.
Igfig: You can't move after charging, especially because you already used your move action before you charged
Alek_Deckard: This place is huge.
RobotDave: All right. End turn then.
Igfig: also, are you marking the bat or not?  Note that marking it will supersede Jacques' mark
Igfig: robotdave
RobotDave: Um, Jacques, do you mind?
Barvo: jack is out
Barvo: but he would mind I think
Barvo: so don't
RobotDave: Oh, then no. I won't.
Igfig: aright
Igfig: that was the correct tactical decision
RobotDave: Oh, if it attacks me, then it automatically gets attacked by Jacques instead?
RobotDave: Cool.
Igfig: sort of
Barvo: also it gets -8 on damage
Igfig: in this case it just deals a lot less damage
Igfig: the -8
RobotDave: That's good. All right, don't let me hold everyone else up.
Igfig: each defender punished marked creatures differently
Igfig: and it's Lakanu's turn!
Igfig: Lakanu
Lakanu: ooh
Lakanu: Move up, ready a Halo of Fire
Lakanu: That is all
Jacques: I'm back
Igfig: bats time!
Igfig: B3 goes for Lakanu
Lakanu: or does it!
Lakanu: 2#1d20+8
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+8: [17] = 25; 1d20+8: [12] = 20
Lakanu: 2d10+5
Fortuna: Lakanu, 2d10+5: [2, 10] = 17
Igfig: ouch
RobotDave: Fortuna, WHY?
Igfig: it does not, in fact, go for you
Igfig: it instead goes for the wall
Igfig: headfirst
RobotDave: Oh, that's good.
Igfig: although it's already charred dead when it impacts
Igfig: B4 attacks Dave
Barvo: crispy [ieces hit the floor
Igfig:  1d20+8+2-2 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [17] = 25
Igfig:  1d6+4+6-8
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6+4+6-8: [3] = 5
RobotDave: So five damage?
Igfig: Yep
RobotDave: That's not too bad. Yay!
Igfig: and it flies off into this room here
Igfig: At the center of the room, Dave, you can see what looks like... a low well of sorts, maybe?
RobotDave: 1d20 perception on the well-like thing
Fortuna: RobotDave, perception on the well-like thing: [10] = 10
Igfig: There seems to be a glimmer of light emanating form its depths
Igfig: *from
Igfig: sort of a pale blue
RobotDave: DAVE CAN SEE PRETTY BLUE LIGHT IN WELL.
RobotDave: MAYBE IT IS THE POWER BUTTON
Alek_Deckard: My turn then?  I should have moved last turn, eh.
Igfig: Your turn, yeah
Alek_Deckard: Kay, going to double move.
Alek_Deckard: And run, can I run on both double moves?
Barvo: I hope so
Igfig: You can, yeah
Alek_Deckard: So that'd be, double my speed twice?
Igfig: nooo
Barvo: run is +2
Alek_Deckard: Okay, yeah that'd be crazy.
Igfig: running is just your speed + 2
Alek_Deckard: Alright.
Alek_Deckard: So double moving gets me 8 then, yar.
Alek_Deckard: REgions.
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: double running
Alek_Deckard: And I'm going to activate one of my sun rods as well.
Alek_Deckard: And I'm not bloodied anymore after this turn, so that's nice.
Igfig: very well
Igfig: Cynhia
Alek_Deckard: How do I add the light from my sunrod onto the map?
Igfig: The highlighter
RobotDave: Yellow highlighter, I think.
Igfig: *Cynthia
Alek_Deckard: There, all good.
RobotDave: Is Cynthia still here?
Cynthia: huh?
Jacques: probably no- oh ok
Igfig: Cynthia is never all ther
Igfig: e
Cynthia: sorry I'm watching power rangers in malysdium's livestream
Igfig: I mean, uh, hi Cynthia
RobotDave: Ah. That's understandable
Igfig: how are you
Cynthia: okay back
Cynthia: is it my turn?
Igfig: yes
Alek_Deckard: Si.
Cynthia: alrihgty
Cynthia: not much to do on this turn
Cynthia: so I'll just move up here
Cynthia: can I downgrade my standard to get another move?
Jacques: yes
Cynthia: okay
Jacques: yes you can
Cynthia: okay end turn
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Igfig: Hiya, Drey!
handofevil: Hello
Barvo: A bit late there.
Igfig: Also, Dave's turn
Jacques: urgh
Barvo: what
Igfig: wait
Jacques: Jacques
Barvo: jacques turn
black_dynamite: I shall come in when able
Igfig: why did I say that
Igfig: jacques, dave
Jacques: because they are both my characters
Barvo: You must be tired and or have brain damage.
Igfig: all these foreign names
Igfig: easy to cinfuse
Jacques: Dave is foreign?
Barvo: It is latin
Alek_Deckard: Have you ever met a Dave in real life?
Jacques: Yes
Barvo: I know several
Alek_Deckard: Me too actually, usually was called DAvey though.
Igfig: Dave is a Hebrew name, it's from way far away
Jacques: I will move into the round room
Igfig: right-o
black_dynamite: Should I roll init or just come in when able
Alek_Deckard: This fight is almost over.
Barvo: encounter is nearly over
black_dynamite: Oh well
Barvo: but a surprise punching entrance would be cool.
Igfig: the battle's all but finished now, and also there's a special thing you're doing that the others don't know about
black_dynamite: Oh hell yes
Barvo: probably throwing a boomerang.
Barvo: anyway
RobotDave: Why is his name Dave, anyway?
Barvo: Is that all jaques?
Alek_Deckard: Why not?
Barvo: Jacques
Jacques: Can I see B4 yet?
RobotDave: I mostly thought that robot names would be acronyms. Or, like, numbers.
Jacques: Dave is an acronym
RobotDave: But a retconned acronym
RobotDave: Anyway, not important.
Jacques: Data Aquisition and something something
Barvo: ooc guys
Jacques: yeah
RobotDave: Sorry. Carry on.
Jacques: Ig, can I see the bat?
Jacques: I'm guessing not since it's dark
Igfig: yeah, we should eb spelling Dave DAVE
Igfig: and yeah, you can't
Jacques: ok, end turn
Igfig: although there appears to be another well thing in the next room
Barvo: Double run
Barvo: end turn
Barvo: DAVE
RobotDave: DAVE IS HERE.
Barvo: go
RobotDave: Charge B4. Again
RobotDave: 1d20+8-5
Fortuna: RobotDave, 1d20+8-5: [14] = 17
RobotDave: Oh whoa, cool.
RobotDave: 1d10
Fortuna: RobotDave, 1d10: [3] = 3
RobotDave: Aw... only three damage
Barvo: there should be a mod on that
Jacques: +4
Barvo: 7 damage then
RobotDave: Oh, sorry, okay. So 7 damage.
Barvo: Discard Enduring focus
Fortuna: Say please.
RobotDave: Noted on the map chat
RobotDave: End turn
Barvo: Discard Enduring focus please
Fortuna: Barvo discarded ENDURING FOCUS
Fortuna: Barvo drew GAMBLERS DODGE (C)
Fortuna: Play when you take damage. Roll a d20. On a roll of 10 or higher, you take half the normal damage. On a 9 or lower you take extra damage equal to your level.
Barvo: call that part of my turn
Igfig: oh yeah, it's so easy to forget the cards
Barvo: yeah
Barvo: I always think about them too late
Igfig: welp, Lakanu
Lakanu: Double move!
Lakanu: And nothing else
Barvo: (discard a card)
Lakanu: Which one?
Barvo: the one we just drew
Lakanu: I could mulligan the whole thing
Cynthia: what cards do we have?
Igfig: Is B4 still marked?
Barvo: I like some of them
Barvo:  you have to pm fortuna for the hand
Igfig: B4 tailslashes DAVE
Lakanu: Discard Gamblers Dodge okease
Fortuna: Say please.
Lakanu: Discard gamblers dodge please
Fortuna: Lakanu discarded GAMBLERS DODGE
Fortuna: Lakanu drew GAMBLERS DODGE (C)
Fortuna: Play when you take damage. Roll a d20. On a roll of 10 or higher, you take half the normal damage. On a 9 or lower you take extra damage equal to your level.
Igfig:  1d20+8+2-2 vs AC; 1d6+4+6-8 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [13] = 21; damage: [5] = 7
Alek_Deckard: Wow.
Lakanu: Wow
Barvo: god dammit
Igfig: hahahaha
Lakanu: That is...
Jacques: it doesn't get the -8 anymoe
Jacques: anymore*
Igfig: oh?
Jacques: I'm a hybrid class, so that's an encounter instead of an at-will
Igfig: no, it's the mark itself that's encounter
Igfig: you can still use the punishment as much as you like
Jacques: oh
Igfig: although I think you need to see the target, so actually it doesn't work
Jacques: ok, -8 that shit then
Igfig: so 15 damage
Jacques: or not
Barvo: this bat is kiting us
Igfig: DOUBLE WAIT
Barvo: son of a
Igfig: actually, oddly enough you don't need to see the target to sheild them
Lakanu: Ig's new catchphrase
Igfig: which is very strange
Igfig: but yeah, I guess there is the -8 after all
Igfig: so 7 damage total
Jacques: *headsplosion*
Igfig: Alek
Alek_Deckard: Kay, so I really want to hit that bat.
Alek_Deckard: If I run I think I can charge it, so I'm gonna do that.
Igfig: you can... that's a total of -10 to attack though
Alek_Deckard: -10 to attack why?
Jacques: running gives a penalty
Igfig:  5 for darkness--oh, heheh
Jacques: but you have darkvision
Alek_Deckard: I have darkvision, and I'm also holding a sunrod at the moment.
Igfig: but yeah, there's still -5 for running
Alek_Deckard: So it'd be -4 thanks to the charge.
Igfig: true
Alek_Deckard: And if I charge I'd have to use a vs. reflex power which probably won't work so well on a bat.
Igfig: okay, go charge-bite that bat mofo
Igfig: oh
Alek_Deckard: Ah well.
Alek_Deckard: Might as well go for it anyways.
Barvo: you could just basic melee
Alek_Deckard: Vampire Slam
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d20+2: [6] = 8
Alek_Deckard: Yeah.
Alek_Deckard: Action Point, cause I really want that healing surge.
Igfig: okay
Alek_Deckard: Will this attack still have the -5?
Igfig: yeah, the penalty is until the start of your next turn
Alek_Deckard: Kay.
Alek_Deckard: And now no charge either, blargh.
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+1 vs. Fort Taste of Life
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, vs. Fort Taste of Life: [17] = 18
Igfig: oh wow
Igfig: yeah, that's a hit all right
Alek_Deckard: Huzzah!
Alek_Deckard: Also going to add my Blood Drinker to that.
Jacques: also just for map purposes, how much does your sunrod light up?
Alek_Deckard: 1d8+1d10+7
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d8+1d10+7: [2, 8] = 17
Igfig: let's say everything is 5 squares, i.e. 2 regions
Igfig: b4 is bloodied, but not dead
Alek_Deckard: And I get a healing surge from blood drinker, and 5 temporary hit points from taste of life.
Igfig: Sure do.
Alek_Deckard: And that is most definitely the end of my turn.
Igfig: Cynthia
Igfig: cynthia delays
Igfig: Jacques
Jacques: okay
Cynthia: fuk
Cynthia: wait
Cynthia: WAAIIIITTT
Barvo: too bad
Igfig: ok, go
Jacques: gonna charge that bat
Jacques: oh
Barvo: pfff
Cynthia: give me longer then 5 seconds next time please
Igfig: in hwatever order
Jacques: IMMA CHARGE THAT BAT
Jacques: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d20+11: [6] = 17
Igfig: do so then
Igfig: that's a hit
Alek_Deckard: ON another note:  Hey Igfig, can we see into that third room from here?
Jacques: 1d8+6
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d8+6: [1] = 7
Jacques: wop
Igfig: looks like it's much the same
Alek_Deckard: Use a card.
Alek_Deckard: Oh wait nevermind.
Alek_Deckard: That's combat advantage only.
Igfig: Cynthia, are you still here then?
Jacques: also I forgot about my sword's magic, when I hit something at full health I do extra damage. But that time is long past
Jacques: Action point, I'll smack the bat again
Cynthia: yes
Cynthia: I used my turn to just move a bit
Jacques: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d20+10: [6] = 16
Jacques: 1d8+6
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d8+6: [5] = 11
Igfig: sorry jacques, 16 is a miss
Jacques: ok
Igfig: brb dfoor
Jacques: oh wait
Jacques: no, double wait, it wasn't cursed
Jacques: gah, I could have added 1d6 to that first attack
Barvo: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+4: [15] = 19
Barvo: Hey I hit
Barvo: 1d12+7
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d12+7: [9] = 16
Barvo: I think I killed it.
RobotDave: DAVE HOPES SO
Barvo: it was a run-charge
Jacques: yeah, probably
Jacques: your to-hit is only +4?
Igfig: back
Barvo: I got -5 from running
Jacques: oh, right
Igfig: my dad came by to pick up my brother to go to Cornell for the weekend to buy a house
Barvo: I think I killed the bat
Lakanu: I thought you said horse for a second there
Igfig: yeah, you did
Barvo: yay
RobotDave: HOORAY. BAT IS DEAD. DAVE IS SATISFIED.
Igfig: the bat is dead
Barvo: BARVO TRIUMPH!!
Jacques twirls his rapier in triumph
RobotDave does the robot to an imaginary tune.
Barvo raises axe above head like a tuskan raider
Barvo: "Urhh urhh ruhhh!!!"
Jacques: Alright, let's figure out what these wells do
Lakanu clutches a handful of roasted bat, if anyone's hungry
black_dynamite punches something
Lakanu: I don't really understand food
RobotDave: DAVE SAW PALE BLUE LIGHT IN THIS WELL. WOULD ANYONE CARE TO TAKE A LOOK?
Barvo: I have to go to bed. I have work early tomorrow morning.
RobotDave: Good night, Barvo.
Igfig: kay, night Moose
Cynthia: I have other such shenanigans to do tomorrow
Igfig: wait, moose
Cynthia: so I need to go too
Cynthia: night
Igfig: ?
Barvo: Fuck you igfig.
RobotDave: ??
Cynthia quit.
Igfig: Hero is... oh god
RobotDave: Heronius.
Alek_Deckard: ?
Igfig: I cant' remember anyone's real names any more
RobotDave: Oh Ig.
Barvo: You will pay for that.
Alek_Deckard: Dun dun dun.
Igfig: Hero is... oh right, Frozenpie!
Barvo: Correct.
Barvo: Anyway.
Barvo: Night.
Igfig: Night pie!
RobotDave: Good night!
Alek_Deckard: Can I borrow a healing surge before you leave?
Barvo: sure
Barvo: I have 9 now
Alek_Deckard: Thanks, too ta loo.
Barvo quit.
Jacques: I am Moose
Jacques: because I was Hyrr
Alek_Deckard: I suppose my temporary hit points are gone.
Jacques: but now I am Jacques
black_dynamite: Black Dynamite is locked in a room pucnhing everything
black_dynamite: EVERYTHING
RobotDave: DAVID HEARS PUNCHING OF EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.
RobotDave: Shit, sorry, "DAVE"
Lakanu: Hey, who's punching is that?
Igfig: Black Dynamite, the room is a sort of wide hallway
Igfig: with alcoves along the side
black_dynamite: Ah
black_dynamite: So I'm punching everything in there
Igfig: all right
Igfig: yeah, with the end of the battle you can hear punching noises from behind the double door
Igfig: s
Alek_Deckard: Side note:  I put away my sun rod for now.
black_dynamite: "YOU JIVE TURKEY FURNITURE ARE GONNA PAY FOR LOCKING ME IN HERE"
RobotDave: "DAVE THINKS WE SHOULD LOOK INTO WELL FOR NOW. THE VOICE SOUNDS ANGRY."
Lakanu: Don't put it away, we need the light
Alek_Deckard: Barvo, just left, right.
Jacques: "What was that? I sounded like a living stereotype"
Alek_Deckard: I'm the only person carrying a light left, nevermind, I keep it out.
Lakanu: Do the wells look arcane? divine? festive?
black_dynamite: "I hear people! Who dares interrupt my Kung Fu?!"
Igfig: Arcana check?
Jacques: I'll check the Arcana
Jacques: 1d20+13
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d20+13: [13] = 26
Igfig: They appear to be arcane in nature
Lakanu: I was going to check, but I can't do better than 26
Igfig: although there's a component to it that you don't really understand
black_dynamite: Ig, is that all I can see in the room?
Jacques: I wonder aloud if there's some significance to the different colors of the wells
Alek_Deckard: "Such a strange thing the arcane, a friend of mine went to apprentice under a wizard."
Igfig: like, you can see that there's definitely some strong potential auras down there--this first one has the fire keyword--and you think you can trigger something with some magic of your own
Alek_Deckard: "Last I heard he was doing well."
Lakanu: Fire?
Igfig: but what happens between those two parts, you have no idea
Lakanu: ice, water?
Jacques: Blue is the Fire one?
Igfig: the mechanism of the between-part isn't magical at all, as far as you can tell
Igfig: blue is the fire one, yeah
Jacques: I shoot fire into the well
Igfig: right
Lakanu: Is this some sort of fifth element deal?
RobotDave runs back to avoid any potential backlash
Lakanu: Is the middle well Love?
black_dynamite: Black Dynamite, still unaware of what's happening, punches everything
Igfig: Black Dynamite, you see the ring of rocks or something at the west end of the hall you're in?
black_dynamite: Yeah
Igfig: You didn't really notice them before, because of the aforementioned punching
black_dynamite: Black Dynamite stops punching
black_dynamite: "What is this? Some form of Kung Fu Rock Treachery?!"
Igfig: but now they suddenly ripple with pale blue sigils
Igfig: a glow, and a hum
Igfig: and then
black_dynamite: "Who dares interrupt my Kung Fu!"
Igfig: a fire starts to crawl out of the well
Igfig: like, it's literally a fire, not an elemental
Igfig: but it's moving like it's crawling--there's nothing for it to burn, and yet it does
Igfig:  1d4 squares
Fortuna: Igfig, squares: [1] = 1
black_dynamite: "This concerns Black Dynamite"
black_dynamite: Can I punch it?
RobotDave: WHAT IS THAT.
Alek_Deckard: "Oh dear," states Alek backing away.
Jacques: I think literal fire is insubstantial
Alek_Deckard: Not that he was particularly close.
Igfig: you aren't there, Black_Dynamite
RobotDave: Wait, is the fire crawling out of the well we're around, or the rock circle that BD is next to?
black_dynamite: Ah
RobotDave: Nevermind, question answered.
Igfig: the well
Alek_Deckard: The blue well.
black_dynamite: Can I punch the rocks?
Igfig: sure
black_dynamite: PUNCHING THE MYSTICAL GLOWING ROCKS
Igfig: not much seems to happen
black_dynamite: Oh well
black_dynamite: Do I see anything in the center yet?
Igfig: despite their ruined nature, they seem to be unnaturally solid
Igfig: nope, nothing
Lakanu: Are there any symbols on the other two wells?
Jacques: I say to the fire, "Greetings fellow flame-thing! What's the haps?"
Igfig: no symbols on any of the wells, just different-coloured light
Igfig:  1d4 squares
Fortuna: Igfig, squares: [3] = 3
Igfig: that blue is the fire, by the way
Igfig: it's blue
Lakanu: Does the fire hurt?
Jacques: Arcana check to determine what the hell on
RobotDave: (Can anyone do arcana checks on the other wells? I would, but DAVE has no modifier.)
Jacques: 1d20+13
Fortuna: Jacques, 1d20+13: [13] = 26
Lakanu: I'm blue, we can be friends
Igfig: are you going to touch it and find out, lak?
Lakanu: Ok...
RobotDave backs away.
Lakanu: I run a hand through it
Igfig: The green well is similar, but has a lightning aura
Igfig:  1d8+4 fire damage, lakanu
Fortuna: Igfig, fire damage, lakanu: [2] = 6
Lakanu: I run the fuck away
black_dynamite: Black Dynamite yells out "Scram you jive turkey! I'm doin' Kung Fu!"
Igfig: what are you yelling at, BD
black_dynamite: The blue light
black_dynamite: From the rocks
Jacques: "Someone shoot the green one with lightning!"
Igfig: okay
black_dynamite: Black Dynamite has 10 intelligence. Don't judge him
Lakanu: Does anyone have any lightning spells?
Igfig: the circle's light doesn't appear to be animate in any way
Jacques: So since we get penalized for movie references, shouldn't BD just explode from DM wrath any second now?
Alek_Deckard: I think it is only certain movies.
black_dynamite: Well BD is infact a movie reference himself
Igfig: yeah, exactly
Igfig: if that were a problem, he'd implode instantly
Jacques: that's what I meant
black_dynamite: I'm going to walk around that wall that's behind the rocks
Alek_Deckard: Like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, would The Life of Brian or the Meaning of Life off limits as well?
Igfig: like some kind of radioactive element with such a short half-life it can only be made in labs
Igfig: monty python is generally off limits
Alek_Deckard: Alright.
Igfig: Dead Alewives are also frowned upon
Alek_Deckard: Never heard of it so should be fine.
Jacques: I'm sure they are, they cut off the intercom on the spaceship because I made a damn Orson Welles commercial reference
RobotDave: Does no one have a lightning spell?
black_dynamite: So, anyway. I walked around that wall behind the rocks and saw...
Jacques: I'm all fire
Alek_Deckard: "I'm afraid we lack the ability to further interact with these strange things, might I suggest exiting with haste before the fire spreads further?"
Igfig: some sort of gnarly-ass cave
Igfig:  1d4 squares
Fortuna: Igfig, squares: [2] = 2
RobotDave: We could try generating a lot of static electricity
Igfig: also, the last well appears to have a radiant aura
Igfig:  1d4 squares for good measure
Fortuna: Igfig, squares for good measure: [3] = 3
black_dynamite: EXPLORE THE CAVE AND PUNCH ANYTHING THAT GETS IN MY WAY
Alek_Deckard: "Perhaps there are items within the ruin that would allow us to interact with them?"
Lakanu: I run to the last well and do bond of retribution on it
Lakanu: Bam, radiance
Igfig: Lakanu, the fire is reaching out at you
Igfig:  1d20+7 vs. Ref
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Ref: [11] = 18
Alek_Deckard: Wait, did you say radiance?  Crap I definitely need to stay away from that well.
Lakanu: yep, that hit
Igfig:  1d8+4 fire damage
Fortuna: Igfig, fire damage: [3] = 7
Lakanu: yuck
Igfig: you get past though, it's just fire.  Not solid.
Lakanu: I'm made of crystal, this shouldn't hurt
Igfig: Bond of Retribution, though
Lakanu: It singes my hood and cape though
Igfig: well, that does stuff
Alek_Deckard: I'm going to move Alek out into the hallway for safety quick.
RobotDave: Ig, how much shuffling across the floor would it take for DAVE to build up enough static electricity to activate the middle well?
Igfig: you'll have to get around that fire, Alek
Igfig:  1d4 squares
Fortuna: Igfig, squares: [1] = 1
Alek_Deckard: I figure if I go around the far wall I should be oh bugger.
black_dynamite: Also, Black Dynamite runs through the cave punching EVERYTHING
Igfig: it hasn't quite filled the space, but soon it will
Igfig: dave, a long time since the floor isn't carpeted
Alek_Deckard: Also I sorta took the sun rod with me, sorry about that.  Fire gives off light though so you should be fine.
RobotDave: Could DAVE transfer any electricity from whatever his power supply is into the well?
Igfig: BD, the ground around the stones lights up in a gleaming yellow-white ring
Lakanu: So, no one has any lightning whatsoever?
black_dynamite: Black dynamite stops running around punching the dave
black_dynamite: cave*
Jacques: I do not think so
RobotDave: I'm a robot, I think I should have electricity
Lakanu: I think you're more like a golem
RobotDave: I don't know if I could somehow make any of that lightning and activate the - oh, really?
Jacques: You're a warforged, you're powered by magic
Igfig: Yeah, closer to a golem
RobotDave: Damn.
black_dynamite: Is there anything around me that I can throw into the center?
Igfig: also, now the well does its thing
Igfig: WHOOSH
Lakanu: How convenient
RobotDave: OH, PRETTY.
Alek_Deckard: Yeah it is a very good thing I got farther away from that, I was safe where I was, but still, better safer then sorry.
Igfig: Lakanu,
Igfig:  1d20+7 vs. Fortitude
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Fortitude: [10] = 17
Igfig:  1d10+3 damage, and you're pulled toward the well
Fortuna: Igfig, damage, and you're pulled toward the well: [6] = 9
Igfig: also, 1d4 fire squares
black_dynamite: Is there anything I can throw into the center of the rock circle
Alek_Deckard: There are probably some rocks around.
Igfig:  1d4
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d4: [3] = 3
RobotDave: Screw it. I'm going to jump into the lightning well. Can I do that? I'm feeling very trapped and frustrated.
Jacques: Alek, maybe you should search the place and see if there's some kind of magic lightning stick or something
Lakanu quit.
Lakanu joined #pwot_dnd.
Lakanu: BACK
Lakanu: Anything change?
Igfig: There are rocks and things, BD
Igfig: nope
black_dynamite: I start throwing rocks into the center
Alek_Deckard: You'r being attacked by a radiant vortex.
Lakanu: I welcome it
Lakanu: Sounds nice
black_dynamite: It has tentcles
black_dynamite: You're being sucked into japan
Igfig: when did you leave, Lakanu?