Lucas_Strongbow: Is hero doing more off the cuff doodles? Wilco: I hope so Heronius_XVI: Likely, otherwise my tablet will sit there being lonely all night. Lucas_Strongbow: SWEET Lucas_Strongbow: That was not supposed to be all caps Heronius_XVI: Yes it was. Lucas_Strongbow: Forgive my outburst Wilco: okay so we were at an in Wilco: sleeping I assume Heronius_XVI: Waiting for flavor text. Heronius_XVI: and DM instructions Wilco: okayt Igfig: So Igfig: Last time, you spent the whole session buying things and talking about buying things Igfig: you talked to Shippy, the dockmaster, and Gerom, the artificer dreyrugr_nott: Drey is awkardly wearing frozen armor Lucas_Strongbow: It was a bottle episode Wilco: Oh yeah how much gold do we all have? Lucas_Strongbow: None anymore Igfig: and bought the rights to a sunken ship from the former, and a bunch of magic items from the latter Wilco: Crap Igfig: Not much, now Wilco: Hurray! I still have 20 gold Heronius_XVI: You have to keep track of your individual amounts, but after buying the boat we are basically spent. Wilco: let's say it was in my boot Wilco: oh I never sold this elven laser rifle Igfig: I think you had roughly 1500 gp left Igfig: total Heronius_XVI: We'll call that party cash Heronius_XVI: put it all in the same place. Lucas_Strongbow: For partying Igfig: After that, you went and found an inn and had an extended rest. Igfig: which is where we ended dreyrugr_nott: Drey got drunk and blacked out while buying dreyrugr_nott: So she's just now waking up Wilco: Uhh, wilco too I guess Wilco: I get up Heronius_XVI: Drunken lovers? dreyrugr_nott: Yes Heronius_XVI: How sweet. Wilco: and immediately puke Wilco: *BLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH* dreyrugr_nott: I puke all over wilco Wilco: I puke all over drey Wilco: like Wilco: just all over dreyrugr_nott: I am taller then you, I win Wilco: there is almost nothing left to see of drey except for my puke Wilco: I am fatter, therefor I can puke for longer Wilco: ANYWAYS Thorn_the_Gnoll: Moving on from this spectacle please. Igfig: Well, you wake up. It's the morning. Igfig: What are you going to do? Slim_Bankshot: red Slim_Bankshot: OK then Igfig: Anyone? Wilco: "I say we go punch some sharks away from our new ship!" Slim_Bankshot: Hang on dreyrugr_nott: "LAST ONE IN THE WATER SMELLS LIKE WILCO!" Slim_Bankshot: Alright Wilco: Do we even know where the boat is? Thorn_the_Gnoll: At the bottom of the lake of course. Slim_Bankshot: So, are you guys gonna split up again? Wilco: I mean which directin Igfig: Oh, and you find that a message was left with the innkeeper Igfig: from Gerom Lucas_Strongbow: Ooh Wilco: What's it say? Heronius_XVI: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/WilcoandDrey.jpg Wilco: hahahah Igfig: saying that he has some of your items ready Wilco: I drank too much to remember what he was talking about Heronius_XVI: I am going to go pick up my wand. Igfig: there were four things, right? Igfig: or was it five? Heronius_XVI: we had the option of five Lucas_Strongbow: Totally forgotten dreyrugr_nott: Do I not have my frozen armor yet then? Heronius_XVI: I don't remember if we used them all Lucas_Strongbow: It was a fetch quest Thorn_the_Gnoll: The wand, my sword, the armor, a cloak I think, don't remember anything past that. Lucas_Strongbow: Oh yeah, I got a cloak Igfig: Yeah, everything but the armour Igfig: is ready dreyrugr_nott: So I don't have it yet then? Igfig: he'll have the armour done this evening Igfig: nope dreyrugr_nott: Shit. Hold on, I need to find the leather armor stats again Heronius_XVI: I get my wand. dreyrugr_nott: Hide armor I mean Heronius_XVI: Wave it about a bit. Heronius_XVI: Shoot a rock with a magic missile. Igfig: you were using hide armour with bits of elven space armour strapped on, drey Heronius_XVI: Set a plant on fire. Igfig: so don't forget the enhancement bonus Heronius_XVI: I nod approvingly, Igfig: okay Heronius_XVI: . Thorn_the_Gnoll: I get my sword, and I don't stab anything. Cause there is a lack of good options for stabbing. Wilco: You could stab that plant in the corner Wilco: It's staring at you Wilco: Calling you a bitch Slim_Bankshot: You are all shooed out of the inn for being disruptive Thorn_the_Gnoll smacks Wilco on the head with his own helmet on the way out. plant: "fuck you thorn" Slim_Bankshot: Outside, Slim_Bankshot: it is still early and there aren't many people on the streets Slim_Bankshot: Some random shopkeepers preparing for a busy day Heronius_XVI: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Burninate.jpg Wilco: yeah take that plant! Heronius_XVI: What kind of population does this place have? Slim_Bankshot: Low, I think Lucas_Strongbow: because it's morning, we need this song Lucas_Strongbow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya5ICVKUERg Slim_Bankshot: More or less a shanty town dreyrugr_nott: "We need to wake these people up... WITH ROCK!" Heronius_XVI: No. Heronius_XVI: No more free shows. Heronius_XVI: Fingers is still unconscious anyway. Wilco: I think it would help spread our name Wilco: aahh Slim_Bankshot: And storm clouds seem to be collecting far out over the water Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Plus the whole everyone on this planet thinks rockers destroyed it." Heronius_XVI: The people here don't have any money, or any contact with the rest of the universe. Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Thing." Heronius_XVI: That too, I suppose. Slim_Bankshot: They have chocolate coins Lucas_Strongbow: Not anymore Wilco: Yeah we ate most of it Heronius_XVI: I have no real use for those. Heronius_XVI: What I want is gold and silver and fungible gems. Heronius_XVI: Not pastries. Thorn_the_Gnoll: What we do have a use for is that sunken boat, if we can get it up. Wilco: That is because you hate happiness Hero Heronius_XVI: That shall be our first priority. Heronius_XVI: Only your happiness wilco. Wilco: That's not true Wilco: Chocolate happiness is universal Slim_Bankshot: So, you need to get the boat up? Heronius_XVI: Indeed Heronius_XVI: We need to figure out a means of doing so. Slim_Bankshot: Who can help with that? Heronius_XVI: Whoever will work for free. dreyrugr_nott: I can Thorn_the_Gnoll: Shippy can. Wilco: We could fill it with pingpong balls until it floats to the surface Heronius_XVI: We would need to get those first. Lucas_Strongbow: Mythbusters this thing Far-Walker: I swim well, so i can help. Heronius_XVI: Inflated bladders would work. Far-Walker: Why not kill all those dangerous eels or whatever, then use their dead bodies to float the ship up? Slim_Bankshot: Could work Heronius_XVI: we would need to fill them with air Thorn_the_Gnoll: That sounds like a good idea. Thorn_the_Gnoll: We can use Wilco for bait. Wilco: I would actually do that Wilco: I have thick armor Wilco: they wouldn't be able to hurt me Thorn_the_Gnoll: They're electric eels. Wilco: In a lake? dreyrugr_nott: If I had my frozen armor I could do it Wilco: Can't our wizard just make a bunch of bubbles in the ship until it floats up? Slim_Bankshot: Shippy walks out f the liquor store nearby and passes you Heronius_XVI: I don't recall having a bubble spell. dreyrugr_nott: Set the water on fire Far-Walker: "Hey Shippy, do you keep your empty liquor bottles? Lucas_Strongbow: In the morning? Shippy is hardcore Igfig: Yeah, the whole system is kind of lacking in the random utility spells department dreyrugr_nott: That'll teach it for sinking our ship Thorn_the_Gnoll: If we cordoned off the area around the ship we could boil away that part of the lake. Wilco: We wouldn't want to try that Wilco: I tried it before, it does not work Heronius_XVI: Empty glass bottles sink. Wilco: it only ends in tragedy dreyrugr_nott: There's a telekinetic spell that's available dreyrugr_nott: But you don't have that I think Heronius_XVI: Empty barrels would work. Heronius_XVI: If they are waterproof Lucas_Strongbow: Does make me wonder why we didn't buy one of the floating ships Wilco: Yeah what is up with that Heronius_XVI: They cost 4 times as much Thorn_the_Gnoll: The only floating ship was a rowboat, and it sunk. Wilco: Oh dreyrugr_nott: Because fuck you that's why Heronius_XVI: deus ex machinga Brigsby: I'm back, what'd I miss Heronius_XVI: regardless, this is our boat Slim_Bankshot: Nothing Thorn_the_Gnoll: We picked up most of the stuff from Gerome and we're contemplating the boat. Heronius_XVI: And we need to get it out of the water. Slim_Bankshot: They got kicked out of the inn and saw Shippy Brigsby: ok Wilco: we could use shippy's bottles, various empty barrels Lucas_Strongbow: Shippy, how do we go about...getting our boat? Wilco: whatever we can find really Heronius_XVI: We could mend the holes in the boat, then pump the water out. Wilco: That could work dreyrugr_nott: Drey finally notices the liquor store and walks off dreyrugr_nott: (Sorry guys. I gotta go Wilco: But it would take a while to fix it, and I don't think any of us can breath underwater dreyrugr_nott quit. Heronius_XVI: me sigh Igfig: bye drey Slim_Bankshot: Shouldn't you survey the damage closer? Far-Walker facepalm Heronius_XVI: Might as well take a look at it. Lucas_Strongbow: If you mend the holes, and pump the water out, the boat will implode Far-Walker: Awesome. I like that plan Heronius_XVI: That is not how that works. Far-Walker: Let's implode the boat. Slim_Bankshot: Only if it is really deep Heronius_XVI: It's just a lake. Slim_Bankshot: You could see it from the surface Lucas_Strongbow: Could be very clear water Far-Walker: Why not break apart the ship into key pieces, let those pieces float to the top, then reassemble the ship from the wreckage? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Either way, discussing this in front of the liquor store isn't going to get us anywhere. Wilco: I don't want to trust any of us to build a ship Heronius_XVI: regardless, let's just go look at it. Wilco: the wagon barely survived Wilco: May as well head to the lake Igfig: how are you even going to get a look at it? Didn't the rowboat sink? Heronius_XVI: Did it? Wilco: Flip the rowboat over so we have a makeshift submarine Wilco: like a pocket of air Thorn_the_Gnoll: It did. The rowboat had a hole in the bottom, which would let out the air. Wilco: oh Thorn_the_Gnoll: Like it let in the water. Wilco: dammit Brigsby: Maybe I could use my Howling Tempest to separate all the water away from it like Hobbit Moses Igfig: Repairing the rowboat would be pretty easy, though Wilco: Let's do that Thorn_the_Gnoll: Except that it sunk out by the boat we're trying to look at? Heronius_XVI: Then maybe pull an elephant out of your butthole and have is sing us a song brigsby. Thorn_the_Gnoll: We had to swim back. Slim_Bankshot: Return to shippy, then? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Return to Shippy, maybe he has some spares. Heronius_XVI: Let's consult the drunkard. Brigsby: This is why we need a Warforged/Shardmind friend Thorn_the_Gnoll: As is we can make do with Wilco. Igfig: Shippy? Hello? Wilco: ye Wilco: s Alphakennybuddy quit. Brigsby: Yeah, let's talk to Shippy. Slim_Bankshot: Sorry Alpha joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: OK Slim_Bankshot: Shippy is sleeping outside his house like when you first met him Thorn_the_Gnoll: "SHIPPY!" Wilco: I nudge him with my foot Heronius_XVI: Mage Hand face slap. Heronius_XVI: *slap* Shippy: "WHAT?" Wilco: "How are we supposed to get the boat?" Heronius_XVI: Nothing, I just wanted to do that. Shippy: "Uhh... Hmmm..." Shippy: "Empty the lake?" Heronius_XVI: Alright, I'll just empty it into the town. Lucas_Strongbow: Slap him again Far-Walker: "Okay, how do we empty the lake?" Wilco: I don't think I could drink that much Heronius_XVI: Hope you people can swim Shippy: "Oh wait. A fella tried that..." Brigsby: "Hey, hey, we can't drown all these people!" Heronius_XVI: Why not? Wilco: "why not?" Thorn_the_Gnoll: "What happened to the guy that tried that?" Shippy: "Drank to much. His expanded stomach crushed his lungs it did. Poor soul..." Brigsby: "Because that's bad? You are the worst Paladin." Heronius_XVI: I'm pretty sure the lake is big enough to get them all. Shippy: "How strong'r you gents?" Wilco: "I never actually became a paladin, there was this situation, a dead guy, some booze, another dead guy, eventually pelor told me to fuck off in my dreams" Shippy: "Drag it out?" Heronius_XVI: Shippy, do you know how well beard hair burns? Far-Walker: "You're just full of bad ideas and booze today, aren't you?" Heronius_XVI: It's like a torch on your face. Brigsby: "No way to get down there, Shipster. Igfig: (I figure if Shippy knew a good way to get it out, he'd have already done it.) Shippy: "Swim?" Heronius_XVI: This is hopless. Wilco: "Hmm... is there a hot air balloon around here?" Heronius_XVI facepalm Shippy: "The others just swam." Heronius_XVI: Shippy, do you have barrels? Brigsby: We could ask Gerom? Shippy: "Although..." Lucas_Strongbow: To their deaths, yeah Heronius_XVI: As in, a large number of barrels. Shippy: "Old man whatshisface has a submers... submlersib... Underwater boat thing." Heronius_XVI: Good. Lucas_Strongbow: So we steal that, and turn it into a space ship, right? Good plan Shippy: "My barrels are my own." Heronius_XVI: Lets go see the only partially compentent person on the planet Wilco: "I still think we could just expand a hot air balloon inside the ship and float it to the surface" Heronius_XVI: Corpses don't have possessions. Igfig: if you had one, wilco, yeah you could Igfig: if it didn't break Shippy: "Was that a threat?!" Wilco: "Shippy, are there any hot air balloons around here?" Heronius_XVI: Fill it with pig's bladders. Igfig: if it was waterproof Shippy 4stands up suddenly Brigsby: Hot air balloons are irrevocably Steampunk, and we shall be having none of that Igfig: the floating trick would work better with barrels or something, yes Heronius_XVI: Shippy, if I wanted to threaten you I'd have burned your house down before waking you up. Brigsby pushes in front of Hero Shippy: "OK then." Wilco: "Guys, we could trade our space beer from the ship for his barrels" Brigsby: "What he means to say is, we're thankful for your suggestions, and we're leaving now!" Wilco: "I doubt he has ever had space beer" Heronius_XVI glares at brigsby Shippy 4sits back down Thorn_the_Gnoll grunts. Shippy 4falls asleep Wilco: "Okay shhh" Wilco: "Let's go grab the barrels" Heronius_XVI: Anyway, Let's go see Gerom. Far-Walker: "First we need to kill those eels." Brigsby: We'll cross that bridge when we get there Brigsby: Or I could just shoot the lake with lightning Wilco: If Drey wasn't drinking herself to death she could do it Heronius_XVI: Won't deliver enough of a charge to kill everything. Igfig: Okay, so you go to see Gerom. Brigsby: Maybe if I /believe in myself/? Brigsby: and also the power of friendship Wilco: You're the bessssttt Wilco: Arrouunndd Heronius_XVI: You would need friends for that. Igfig: He's happy to see you, gives you the items that are ready Wilco: No one's gunna ever keep you doowwn Brigsby: Thorn's my friend! Right, Thorn? Lucas_Strongbow: I throw on my lovely new Paisley cloak Lucas_Strongbow: And feel waves of psychadelia wash over me Thorn_the_Gnoll grunts in I can't remember the word. Slim_Bankshot: be right back Heronius_XVI: "So about this submersible you are rumoured to have..." Brigsby: "Hey Gerom, one more thing, if you'd be so kind... We kinda need help getting a ship from the bottom of the lake. Could you help us out?" Igfig: "Anything else I can help you with?" Igfig: "Speak up, boy." Brigsby: "CAN YOU HELP US GET THE BOAT FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE?" Igfig: "A submersible? Yes, it's very elegant, if I say so myself." Igfig: "Not you." Igfig: "You I can hear just fine." Brigsby: 'Oh' Heronius_XVI: how many people does it hold. Igfig: He points to a large metal barrel in one corner of the room. Igfig: It has a small window in the curved side/ Igfig: "One? Two if you squeeze." Heronius_XVI quit. Brigsby: "Would you mind if we borrow it for the afternoon?" Lucas_Strongbow: Here's a better question Lucas_Strongbow: what skill dictates it's use? Lucas_Strongbow: What do we have to be good at to drive it? Igfig: "Sure, you can borrow it. It would be good to be able to test it." Wilco: "God dammit" Brigsby: "... You mean it hasn't been tried out yet?" Igfig: "Doesn't take any skill to use. Just turn the winch, lower it into the water." Heronius joined #pwot_dnd. Slim_Bankshot: OK sorry. Here Wilco: "I'm willing to test it" Brigsby: "No." Wilco: "Why not?" Lucas_Strongbow: I'll give it a go Heronius sigh Far-Walker: "If one of us drowns, I think it'd best be Wilco." Wilco: *nods his head* Wilco: "Wait" Brigsby: "... Wilco, you're our man." Wilco: *nods his head* Igfig: "Haven't tried it in the water, no. But it's airtight, and I had Timmo beat it with a club." Igfig: "And it still worked fine." Lucas_Strongbow: Good enough Wilco: Alrighty Wilco: Let's take it out there Wilco: Is there some kind of communications device? Lucas_Strongbow: Shouting Igfig: "Shout up the air tube." Wilco: *sighs* Wilco: "It'll do, let's go" Igfig: Two of you together can roll it pretty well Brigsby: So it's less a submersible, more a giant, drivable snorkel Igfig: the bottom, you see, is opne Igfig: *open Igfig: it's more of a diving bell, really Heronius: Well, this seems like a colossal waste of time. Heronius: I would really like to kill something. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I was thinking that's actually better then what how it first seemed. Lucas_Strongbow: Good luck using fire on those eels Lucas_Strongbow: Underwater Brigsby: I'm small size, I can go too. But how are we going to use this to get the boat up? Wilco: Inspect the damage? Wilco: Ram the eels? Brigsby: ...No, we do not ram the eels Thorn_the_Gnoll: We can use it to provide an air supply closer to the bottom of the lake for people down there. Brigsby: Or anything. Don't want to spring a leak Igfig: If you just want to go down and fight the eels, you wouldn't need a diving bell or anything Igfig: the water's only, like, 50 ft deep at the spot Heronius: Good enough, all this Idiocy is driving me crazy. Wilco: Oh Igfig: and you can hold your breath for a while Wilco: Well okay then Brigsby: ...so we'd just hold our breath? Ok. Wilco: Are we at the lake? Igfig: 3 minutes, I think. Although you have to make Endurance checks if you take damage. Brigsby: We're at Gerom's house Wilco: I thought we were rolling it out to the lake Brigsby: How long is 3 minutes in-game? Thorn_the_Gnoll: 50 rounds I think. Wilco: yeah Igfig: each round is 6 seconds Igfig: yeah Brigsby: Oh, wow. Yeah, let's do that Heronius: See? Simple. Wilco: I dunno Heronius: Murder is always the best route. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think we should bring the diving bell with anyways. Wilco: I kind of want to go down in this sub Heronius: You don't get a vote. Heronius: You can play in the tub later. Wilco: what? Brigsby: And we can take the diving bell with us, to serve as a much quicker way of getting air if we get hit, instead of swimming up for two rounds, then back down for two rounds Igfig: Good idea Thorn_the_Gnoll brings the diving bell. Igfig: Aright, so. To the lake? Heronius: Yes Heronius: For Murderings. Igfig: Very well. Brigsby: Question: I Brigsby: Will my lightning attacks hurt everyone? Igfig: Nope. Brigsby: Okay, good. I thought I was about to have to go melee Igfig: RAW, they work just the same underwater Igfig: although you'd think there should be something different... Igfig: maybe lightning bursts and blasts are one larger Slim_Bankshot: Is movement hindered at all underwater? Wilco: did igfig just turn into a dinosaur for a second? What's RAW? Igfig: but hit both allies and enemies Igfig: Rules As Written Lucas_Strongbow: What about fire? Far-Walker: Igfig, the Rulsaurus Igfig: Let me quote the Compendium Igfig: or even better, link it Igfig: http://www.wizards.com/dndinsider/compendium/glossary.aspx?id=371 Igfig: http://www.wizards.com/dndinsider/compendium/skill.aspx?id=27 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, so murderizing eels and utilizing diving bells then. Brigsby: We use Athletics to swim? How does that work? Just above 10 you move, below you move half speed or something? Igfig: http://www.wizards.com/dndinsider/compendium/glossary.aspx?id=380 Igfig: You make an athletics check. 10+, you move at half speed Igfig: 6-9, you don't move Slim_Bankshot: While you figure all that out, I am going to get some cake Igfig: 5 or less, you don't move, plus you sink if you aren't on the bottom Brigsby: Got it Igfig: I think I'll rule that if you get 20+, you can move at full speed Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright. Far-Walker: k Heronius: Hello fortuna Fortuna: Good evening. Heronius: I hope things go well this evening. Wilco: Fuck off fortuna Fortuna: I beg your pardon? Heronius: New hand please. Fortuna: Heronius drew a new hand. Fortuna: Heronius drew LUCKY FALL (C) Fortuna: Play when you or any ally takes falling damage. That character takes half damage from the fall and lands standing. Fortuna: Heronius drew PAINFUL ESCAPE (U) Fortuna: Play when you take damage from an attack. You shift up to 3 squares as a free action. Fortuna: Heronius drew RISKY MOVE (U) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Once as a Move action during this turn, you can shift up to your speed. At the end of this shift, roll d20. On a result of 9 or lower, you fall prone Wilco: You heard me Far-Walker: Oh man, we'll get so much use out of Lucky Fall tonight. Brigsby: Can you fall prone while underwater? Heronius: I should think so., Heronius: brb. Igfig: As for holding your breath, if you take damage in a round, you'll have to make a DC 20 Endurance check at the end of your turn or lose a healing surge. Lucas_Strongbow: Or take fall damage? Alpha joined #pwot_dnd. Igfig: I don't know if you can really take falling damage. Brigsby: Yeah, I think you just tread water by default. No falling. Thorn_the_Gnoll: So we'll just discard that card when we get going then, no worries. Igfig: You can definitely fall prone. Igfig: Okay. Igfig: You swim out toward the wreck Igfig: The water is very clear Igfig: you can see the wreck pretty well from the surface, even Alphakennybuddy quit. Igfig: it's half-sunk into the mud, both masts are broken, and there's a good-sized hole in one side Wilco: Can I dive down to inspect the hole? Lucas_Strongbow: That's what she said Wilco: or are we not in the lake yet? Igfig: but other than that, it appears to be in fairly good condition Igfig: you are in the lake, yes Wilco: okay then I dive down to inspect the hole Lucas_Strongbow: ... Wilco: how big it is, does it explode out or in Wilco: OH GOD DAMMIT Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Alright, who's going down in this thing? Thorn motions at diving bell he brought. Wilco: I will Brigsby: I do! Wilco: I CALLED IT FIRST Brigsby: We both can fit, fatty Wilco: I don't know Wilco: I am pretty fat Wilco: but we can try Igfig: Lucas and Far can see the occasional long sinuous creature swimming about down there Brigsby: And I'm Small, so it balances out Wilco: I squeeze into the diving bell Slim_Bankshot: Back, yo Far-Walker: "The eels are out. I suggest you don't get hit by them." Wilco: We'll be fiiinneee Lucas_Strongbow: We communicate in military hand signals Wilco: "I don't know any" Lucas_Strongbow: Then just smile and nod Brigsby: You can't see them, you're in a metal tube Wilco: I can do that Igfig: Okay, ready? Wilco: Okay how do I drive this thing? Brigsby: Get out and push Igfig: Pretty much, yeah. Wilco: oh well Wilco: brisby, get out and push Thorn_the_Gnoll: Do I just lower it then? Igfig: you could also float it along the surface, turn it over, and let it sink down Thorn_the_Gnoll cranks it down. Brigsby: How would we get the air back in it? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Air tube. Slim_Bankshot: Shippy is now watching from the end of his dock Brigsby: Oh yeah Wilco: Brigsby push me Wilco: I'll weigh less in the water Igfig: the crank doesn't do much, what with you not having a boat to hang it from Brigsby: Does anyone have a bottle of wine or something? We need to christen this thing Wilco: I have this bottle of space beer Brigsby: Gimme Wilco: *hands it to brigsby* Igfig: go on... Brigsby: I break the bottle on it, "I dub thee the Dumb-bell!" Brigsby: Ok, let's do this. Wilco: Now for something completely different Igfig: the small crowd that has formed on shore applauds politely. Igfig: aright Igfig: You do this. Heronius: I should be charging admission to this freak show. Far-Walker: Do it. We could use the cash Brigsby: Then stay on the dock, your fire attacks have a penalty underwater anyway Heronius: I have an itch for murder. Igfig: The Dumbell bumps along the bottom of the lake, raising a small cloud of silt behind it Heronius: If I stay behind this town will be a crater when you return. Wilco: kill some of the villagers over there Slim_Bankshot: Where are you guys in relation to the ship Wilco: does this thing have a window? Slim_Bankshot: *? Thorn_the_Gnoll: "You're a horrible almost paladin." Igfig: but you steadily approach Igfig: it does, yes Wilco: okay Igfig: Wilco and Brigsby don't have the best Perception Lucas_Strongbow: ahem Lucas_Strongbow: Can I check from the dock? Lucas_Strongbow: Or stick my head underwater Brigsby: I have a passive 10, that's better than nothing... even if it is technically nothing Thorn_the_Gnoll: "How about you ride out on top of the bell? Wilco: me too Igfig: they see the occasional shadowy shape flickering through the weeds, holes in the rocks Lucas_Strongbow: I'll do a check with only my head underwater, just for kicks Wilco: Brigsby? Brigsby: creepy Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+13 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+13: [12] = 25 Slim_Bankshot: Some people have paddled small raft out to watch better Igfig: Lucas, you can see, further from the sub, that yeah there're eels out there Lucas_Strongbow: I holler that down the air tube Brigsby hand signals to Lucas, asking what he sees Igfig: but around the sub, there's the cloud of silt that makes it hard to tell Wilco: Can I make a check through the silt? Igfig: you can't see hand signals really Brigsby: or the silt might make us isolated, yeah Igfig: sure Wilco: 1d20 Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20: [18] = 18 Wilco: oh hell yes Igfig: hmm Igfig: you get a closer look at one of the eels as it peers out at you for a moment Igfig: it's pretty big, a little smaller than a human Brigsby: bigger than me, then Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm not sure where I am. Igfig: they seem to be moving around faster, more frantically, as you approach the wreck Thorn_the_Gnoll: That sounds suspicious. Brigsby: I think everyone else is floating above us, at the surface Heronius: Probably their nesting ground Igfig: you feel a thump as something smacks against the side of the sub Wilco: I shout up "I think the eels are attack us!" Brigsby: I tap a rhythm back on the hull Igfig: the thump is not repeated Wilco: "Maybe they have really delicate heads, and it died when it smacked into us" Brigsby: "Let's hope so. But I doubt it." Heronius: I wonder about you sometimes. Igfig: You can see the wreck more closely now Brigsby: it's swarming with eels, isn't it? Igfig: you can see something, probably another eel, moving inside the hole Wilco: Or just one big boss eel Igfig: not swarming, but yeah, that's probably their nest Brigsby: Yeah, probably. The Queen Eel or something. Do eels have queens? Wilco: I shout up again "The ship is probably the eels nest! We'll have to clear them out before we can use it!" Igfig: nope Brigsby: King Eel then. Heronius: "Prepare for combat then" I shout back. Thorn_the_Gnoll lets out a low unhappy growl. Igfig: another one swims past your window, and shortly there's another thunp Heronius: "Thorn, let's go." Heronius: I dive down. Heronius: Muder in my eyes, spells in my hands. Brigsby: "Well, Wilco. You first." Thorn_the_Gnoll: "I'm hating this already." Lucas_Strongbow: I just realised, I can shoot from the dock Igfig: and then, the metal submersible Lucas_Strongbow: sweet Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn dives down as well. Wilco: Oh well Wilco: How do we get out of this? Wilco: Hmmm Igfig: zappp Wilco: I could punch the window and climb out Brigsby: The big hole in the bottom. It's a diving bell. Brigsby: Just jump in the hole Igfig: vs. Brigsby and Wilco Fort Wilco: I don't actually know what a diving bell is Heronius: It's shaped like a bell Igfig: 2#1d20+6 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+6: [8] = 14; 1d20+6: [1] = 7 Heronius: it is used for diving Wilco: miss Brigsby: It's a giant, metal upside down cup with a straw in the top Brigsby: miss Wilco: okay Igfig: lucky Heronius: 1d20+2 init Fortuna: Heronius, init: [4] = 6 Heronius: fuck Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 Initiative Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Initiative: [2] = 11 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Crud. Igfig: you fling yourselves away from the walls Lucas_Strongbow: Are we doing that now? Igfig: just in time for a zzzzap and the smell of ozone Far-Walker: 1d20+6 Initiative Fortuna: Far-Walker, Initiative: [3] = 9 Igfig: yeah, it is definitely init time Wilco: 1d20+6 init Fortuna: Wilco, init: [15] = 21 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [13] = 20 Heronius: We are under attack, so definately Brigsby: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [2] = 7 Slim_Bankshot: this is combat init? Heronius: Yesh Brigsby: yep Brigsby: Wilco Lucas Thorn Far Brigsby Hero Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup, currently Wilco 21, Lucas 20, Thorn 11, Far 9, Brigsby 7, Hero 6. Igfig: 1d20+6 eels Fortuna: Igfig, eels: [17] = 23 Lucas_Strongbow: oh dear Heronius: Balls Brigsby: damn these infernal eels Heronius: (first person remember to discard that card) Wilco: how? Heronius: discard NAME please Fortuna: You do not have that card in hand. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Specifically, LUCKY FALL. Igfig: oh hey, I forgot Wilco: discard Lucky Fall please Fortuna: Wilco discarded LUCKY FALL Fortuna: Wilco drew STAND FIRM (C) Fortuna: Play when you are pulled, pushed, slid, or teleported. You negate that movement. Igfig: you guys aren't aquatic, but the eels are Igfig: the eels had +2 on those attack rolls Igfig: 16 and 9 Brigsby: Hit Wilco: still miss Heronius: wilco's was a nat 1 Igfig: 2d6+4 lightning damage Fortuna: Igfig, lightning damage: [3, 1] = 8 Igfig: and you're dazed until the end of the eel's next turn Heronius: which is now Brigsby: so 3 damage Igfig: yeah Brigsby: Cool Igfig: So who is anywhere close to here? Lucas_Strongbow: I'm on the dock Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm by Hero. Heronius: I assume that circle is the diving bell. Igfig: Also, I'm going to move the dumbbell a little closer to the middle of the map Heronius: So that's where I am. Igfig: yes Brigsby: I'm still in the bell, I guess. Dazed until the end of the eels next turn, which is now Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm guessing the H is Hero? So I'll place myself by him. Brigsby: Oooh, the seaweed is concealment, isn't it? Heronius: Means nothing to me. Igfig: Yep, also difficult terrain for you guys Brigsby: quarter movement speed, yeesh Thorn_the_Gnoll: Blech. Brigsby: it is the eels' turn Wilco: ss` Wilco: Sorry, I was cleaning some gunk out of my keyboards Wilco: keyboard* Igfig: Slim's just getting ready Lucas_Strongbow: Ewww Lucas_Strongbow: Keyboard gunk Brigsby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w Igfig: those grey circles are clouds of silt thrown up by the bell Wilco: oh god it just keeps coming Wilco: there is so much Lucas_Strongbow: define 'gunk' Wilco: I can't Wilco: it's like a mixture of hair and crumbs and dust Lucas_Strongbow: gross Wilco: yeah Brigsby: Are the eels just skipping their turn? Igfig: No, Slim's just... I'm not sure what he's doing. Brigsby: SLIIIIIIM Wilco: \christ how does so much fit in such a small spac Wilco: e Igfig: Okay, maybe they delay for now Brigsby: Does that mean I'm not dazed now? Slim_Bankshot: Sorry guys. I'll explain after the match Slim_Bankshot: Lets go Igfig: Okay! Igfig: What do the eels do? Slim_Bankshot 4full attention mo- ohh internet porn Igfig: Or do they delay or something Slim_Bankshot: They wait. Not attacking till yo start to get all up in their sunken ship or try to hurt them Igfig: well, except for the one who lightning'd just now Igfig: but okay, they delay Thorn_the_Gnoll: Premature discharge, happens to everyone. Igfig: Wilco! Brigsby: I thought that was before we rolled init, so that means I'm not dazed anymore? Igfig: yeah, you're fine now Wilco: Okay, I'll climb out of the bell sub Brigsby: yay Igfig: that's a move action Wilco: okay Brigsby: Why climb? Just jump in the hole- oh forget it Wilco: am I flanking it? since it was facing the sub Wilco: never mind Wilco: I'll jjust melee basic Igfig: subs can't flank. Heronius: what? Wilco: I'm out of the sub Igfig: okay Heronius: everything you say is just... Wilco: 1d20+7-2 vs ac Fortuna: Wilco, vs ac: [10] = 15 Wilco: hmm eels: miss Wilco: damn Igfig: aye. It's hard swinging a sword underwater. Wilco: uhh Wilco: hell, I'll add heroic effort eels: Can eels moon someone? Wilco: +4 Wilco: 19 eels: Hit Wilco: 1d8+3 damage Fortuna: Wilco, damage: [3] = 6 Wilco: crap Lucas_Strongbow: They are never not mooning Wilco: I can't believe my thief I made is stronger then my paladin Wilco: Wilco is terrible Wilco: end turn Igfig: Lucas! Lucas_Strongbow: Can I hit the eels while on the dock? Igfig: Yes, but I think it's long range Lucas_Strongbow: Not with my aspect it ain't Igfig: oh? Lucas_Strongbow: Aspect of the Seeking Falcon Lucas_Strongbow: ignores long range penalty Igfig: Oh, heh Igfig: Nice Igfig: Yeah, so just the penalty for underwater then Lucas_Strongbow: Disruptive shot on e1 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+8: [10] = 18 Igfig: is that with the penalty? Lucas_Strongbow: Yeah Igfig: I'd prefer if you write it like "1d20+10-2" instead of "1d20+8", just so I know you're including the mods Lucas_Strongbow: Oh, ok Igfig: but aright, that hits Brigsby: Doesn't the penalty only apply if he's in the water? Lucas_Strongbow: 100 Lucas_Strongbow: woo Igfig: he's shooting something in the water Lucas_Strongbow: Accidentaly wrote 100 for some reason Lucas_Strongbow: anyway Brigsby: I mean, it probably hits anyway, but I'm just wondering Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+5 and immobilised Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, and immobilised: [3] = 8 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Plus there is the whole looking into water distortion thing. Igfig: shooting into water ain't easy Lucas_Strongbow: It is for me Lucas_Strongbow strikes pose Brigsby: Alright, just wondering Lucas_Strongbow: The pose is a bit odd with the paisley cloak Brigsby: What about powers? The compendium says that the penalty applies to attacks made by weapons, but doesn't mention powers. Igfig: ah, that cloak Igfig: most powers are attacks. Brigsby: I meant my things, like lightning Thorn_the_Gnoll: But not all powers are made with weapons. Heronius: Whatever isn't mentioned works fine Brigsby: alrighty Heronius: RAW Igfig: what hero said Heronius: Also cards Thorn_the_Gnoll: Indeed, also I suppose it is my turn then, already. Igfig: yes Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, athletics roll to move with Tactical Trick then. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+7: [14] = 21 Igfig: Nice! You can move at full speed. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not that I needed to move that far, ah well. Wilco: Sorry guys, I'm going to leave early, I haven't been sleeping well and I'm tired Wilco: night Wilco quit. Thorn_the_Gnoll: So same zone as Wilco, or not, Far and Brigsby. Igfig: night wilco Brigsby: color me surprised Thorn_the_Gnoll: He has such wondrous timing. Igfig: Wilco drowns Heronius: I love how he gives us advance notice of that. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Can he drown after I attack the eel? Igfig: sure, he can wait Thorn_the_Gnoll: Though I suppose there are enough for the pack attack damage bonus anyways. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Either way backstab time. Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10+2-2+3 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10+2-2+3: [5] = 18 Thorn_the_Gnoll: vs. AC Igfig: Hit Thorn_the_Gnoll: 4d6+9 Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 4d6+9: [6, 1, 2, 3] = 21 Thorn_the_Gnoll: And yeah. Igfig: With a deft slash, you bloody the eel Brigsby: Striker role, ladies and gentlemen Igfig: it flails Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hope there aren't any sharks. Heronius: Lake Sharks? Heronius: unlikely Brigsby: Those are the worst kind Igfig: Eels, ya going soon? Thorn_the_Gnoll: This planet has had giant worms and electric eels in lakes, I wouldn't put it past it. Brigsby: also mutant dog people Brigsby: If not sharks, then at least catfish. Those things aren't friendly either. Igfig: I guess the eels are waiting a little longer Igfig: Far, your turn Far-Walker: k Far-Walker: Hm... Far-Walker: First, Hunter's Instinct stance. eels: Oh eels: The eels can go at any time? Far-Walker: Crit range increased to 19-20 so long as within two squares. Heronius: That's how delay works Far-Walker: Do the eels want to go now? eels: THEN THEY SHALL! Igfig: you delayed, so you can jump back in at whatever point Igfig: okay! Far-Walker: I'll be polite so they can go now eels 4kill everyone Brigsby: cheater Brigsby: Oh well, good game everybody Thorn_the_Gnoll: Damn, I thought we were doing pretty good for a while there too. Heronius: pfft, Heronius Napalm XVI does not die so easily. Brigsby: Good thing we made all those backup characters eels: So W was wilco and he is gone? Brigsby: Yes Igfig: yeah Heronius: Yup Heronius: 0.23 seconds notice Fortuna: Heronius, seconds notice: [] = 0.23 Heronius: That's right fortuna eels: e1 will attack hero Brigsby: Slim presses his "Tomb of Horrors" button, and the entire party instantly dies eels: Wait eels: attack thorn. Sorry Thorn_the_Gnoll: Darn, though I suppose that's probably for the better. Brigsby: You're our go-to tank, Thorn. The Thief Tank. Heronius: e1 couldn't move anyway Igfig: Remember that the eels have +2 to attack on top of their basic bonus Igfig: because of being aquatic and underwater Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's a good thing my con is so high for being a thief. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Defenders always running off. Brigsby: We really do need a reliable tank... but that's for later, I guess Heronius: We should just hang wilco and be done with it. eels: sorry guys. clarifying things Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's alright, gives us time to complain about defender players. eels: 1 d20 +10 vs thorn Fortuna: hgbfflbkgflgbbl eels: .... Brigsby: hahaha eels: 1d20 +10 Fortuna: eels, 1d20 +10: [8] = 18 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Bothersome, a hit. eels: Guys eels: quick heads up eels: my 0 key is acting up. so if yiu see a 2 where a 20 should be, just give me a sec Heronius: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Wilco.jpg eels: OK Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't think that branch is going to hold. Igfig: Damage, Eels? eels: The eel hesitates for a split second, then shoots forward and sinks its teeth into thorns shoulder eels: For... eels: 1d10 +5 Fortuna: eels, 1d10 +5: [9] = 14 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ow. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Play PAINFUL ESCAPE please. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll played PAINFUL ESCAPE (U) Fortuna: Play when you take damage from an attack. You shift up to 3 squares as a free action. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew HOLD IT! (U) Fortuna: Play when an enemy makes a ranged or melee attack against an ally adjacent to you. That ally gains a +2 bonus to all defenses against that attack. eels: It hangs on and thrashes wildly before swimming back away Thorn_the_Gnoll: And I shift 3 squares back over by Hero. Igfig: cool Igfig: other three eels? eels: eel2 eels: eel2 charges at far eels: 1d20 +11 Fortuna: eels, 1d20 +11: [3] = 14 eels: Darn eels: Guessing I fail? eels: Oh Igfig: most likely a miss, yeah eels: Far is idle Heronius: far-walker eels: Weel then Brigsby: Yeah, it's a miss Brigsby: his AC is 19 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Far-Walker: Me now? eels: Darn Brigsby: still two more eels Heronius: Just making sure you were paying attention eels: brigsby is in the diving bell? Brigsby: Yes... eels: Can it attack him there? Brigsby: You can, but I probably have superior cover or something eels: Hmm. Igfig: Also, another thing Igfig: eels can shift away after they attack Heronius: unless they are immobillized Igfig: yeah, so only e2 got to move Heronius: they can shift onto difficult terrain? Thorn_the_Gnoll: It isn't difficult terrain for them. Igfig: also they can shift 2 squares. Heronius: 50 minutes for this round so far. eels: OK sorry guys eels: eel 3 shoots forward and attempts to shock thorn and far eels: 1d20 +8 vs fort Fortuna: eels, vs fort: [11] = 19 Thorn_the_Gnoll: We're in different regions? eels: so you are eels: my bad Igfig: no, it's okay Igfig: it's a close burst 2 Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh joy. Igfig: two targets in a close burst 2 eels: Well then Heronius: Thorn what is your fort? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well that's a hit then on me. eels: 19 against your fortitude Thorn_the_Gnoll: Fort is 15. Heronius: far-walker eels: far? Heronius: hit Brigsby: Er... isn't it two attacks? Thorn_the_Gnoll: His fort is worse then mine. Far-Walker: My turn? Thorn_the_Gnoll: No, you're being attacked again. Igfig: nope, eels're just about to attack you Far-Walker: Oh! eels: 1d2 +8 vs fort Fortuna: eels, vs fort: [2] = 10 Far-Walker: Well that's not nice. Heronius: fuck dude, pay attention Thorn_the_Gnoll: Far is missed though, so that's good. Far-Walker: Miss, obviously. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wait. Igfig: typo Thorn_the_Gnoll: That was a 2. Far-Walker: aw eels: Hey far Far-Walker: ? eels: Fuck you man Igfig: ? eels: Eels hate your forty eels: *fort Igfig: you rolled the wrong die, Slim eels: oh Far-Walker: Yeah look again. eels: Fuck me Far-Walker: It's not my fault it's your fault! eels: 1d20 +8 Fortuna: eels, 1d20 +8: [12] = 20 Far-Walker: Woops. eels: HA! Thorn_the_Gnoll: So what is our damage then? Far-Walker: Okay, what's the damage? Far-Walker: THIS IS MY DAMAGE I WILL ASK FOR IT MYSELF THORN Far-Walker: jeez Thorn_the_Gnoll: IT'S MY DAMAGE TOO FAR. eels: 2d6 +4 Fortuna: eels, 2d6 +4: [6, 6] = 16 Thorn_the_Gnoll: You need to learn how to share. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ow. Igfig: You're not my real damage! Far-Walker: Nah you can have it all. Brigsby: You'll take your 16 damage and like it, young man! Far-Walker: I'll keep the dog, you get the damage. eels: Roll for each or that for both? Igfig: same damage for both Brigsby: two attacks, one damage- yeah Thorn_the_Gnoll: So um, suddenly I wish Poen was here. Far-Walker: Ow. I think that's bloodied already. eels: Take it like a man, shorty Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ow ow ow ow ow, I'm bloodied. Far-Walker: Yep, Same. Igfig: when you have one attack with multiple targets, you roll attacks separately and damage together. Far-Walker: Can't the damage stay over at Thorn's house except on weekends? Igfig: One attack roll per target, one damage roll per attack. eels: And you are dazed eels: Eels suck, apparently Igfig: Sure, Far, but you'll have to pay damage support. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Don't you think that'd stunt the damage's growth only living with its mother on the weekends? eels: I thing 2 fathers might raise it to be healing Far-Walker: Anyway, my turn now? Brigsby: Yes Brigsby: wait Brigsby: Eel 4 Thorn_the_Gnoll: There's another eel I thought. eels: Yes Far-Walker: Whoops Igfig: I think there's actually eel 4 stil Igfig: yeah Brigsby: this is the longest turn eels: FUCK THE LAST EEL IT FELL ASLEEP Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm okay with this. Igfig: okay Far-Walker: sme Far-Walker: *same Brigsby: Eels are now tied with Wilco for turn length Igfig: go ahead then Far Far-Walker: Okay, I'm dazed, so only one action right? Brigsby: and you grant CA Far-Walker: Hm... Igfig: Yes Far-Walker: Thri-Kreen Claws. Far-Walker: 1d20+9-2 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+9-2: [10] = 17 eels: Don't like the sound of it Igfig: That's a hit all right Far-Walker: 1d8+6 Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d8+6: [5] = 11 Igfig: Eel 1 is dead! eels: So that's like, a claw hand hit? Igfig: Yeah. Far-Walker: Pretty much. Far-Walker: Just made Unagi out of your ass Igfig: Evisceration! eels: As your hand makes contact with the slippery eel, you are reminded of the time you got stuck in japan and had to star in creep porn to get by Far-Walker: Good times. Igfig: back in a sec, gotta find a new box of kleenex Igfig: but go ahead brigs Brigsby: okay Brigsby: I can see e3, right? Brigsby: through the window, or the bottom, or whatever eels: The now gutted eel floats up slowly as blood leaks from its blody in a red cloud eels: I think sso, yes Brigsby: yay Brigsby: Lightning Strike on e3 then eels: Pardon my typos tonight Brigsby: 1d20+8-2 Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+8-2: [14] = 20 eels: my arm is getting tired Brigsby: vs Reflex eels: hit Brigsby: yay again Brigsby: 1d8+10 Lightning damage, and e2 takes 4 lightning as well Fortuna: Brigsby, Lightning damage, and e2 takes 4 lightning as well: [4] = 14 Igfig: back Igfig: these being electric eels Igfig: they're somewhat resistant to lightning Igfig: resist 5 lightning Brigsby: I have a class feature that negates Lightning and thunder resistance up to 5 Igfig: Awesome Brigsby: so no they don't Igfig: Indeed. eels: So hit? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup it was. Igfig: is 20 greater than or equal to your Reflex? Then yeah. Brigsby: And I'll just stay in the Dumbell, and give the rest of the guys moral support or something eels: the eels skeliton flash a electricity courses though their snakelike bodies, somehow being concentrated despite being underwater eels: *as Brigsby: End turn Igfig: Hero! Heronius: Alright Heronius: Minor action glib tongue Heronius: Charm of misplaced wrath on E2 Heronius: 1d20+9 vs will Fortuna: Heronius, vs will: [18] = 27 Heronius: E2 slides over 1 region and makes an approach on e3 Heronius: Basic melee on e3 by e2 Heronius: Slim? eels: Sorry eels: hit Heronius: you have to roll it eels: I do? Heronius: yes Heronius: roll a basic melee for the eel Igfig: e2 has to make a melee basic attack against e3 Igfig: that is, a bite Heronius: if you know the stats, roll it eels: 1d10 +5 Fortuna: eels, 1d10 +5: [10] = 15 Heronius: you know if it hits Igfig: gotta roll attack first, dude Heronius: also Heronius: attack roll eels: Oh right 1d20 + 8 Heronius: nuymbers first eels: 1d20 +8 Fortuna: eels, 1d20 +8: [6] = 14 eels: Miss anyway Heronius: e2 is dazed until the end of my next turn. Heronius: End Heronius: Lucas Lucas_Strongbow: yay Lucas_Strongbow: Disruptive shot on e3 Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10-2 Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10-2: [14] = 22 eels: Guys eels: I should go in like, 20 minutes Igfig: okay Igfig: oh, also Igfig: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [14] = 19 Igfig: anyway Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+5 and dazed Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, and dazed: [8] = 13 Lucas_Strongbow: Also, what the hell was that Lucas_Strongbow: Also, turn over Lucas_Strongbow: ALSO, nothing Igfig: e3 is bloodied Igfig: annnd... I guess it's time Brigsby: time? eels: Eels again? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Why do I get the feeling this statement is not in our favor. Igfig: e4 is awake Thorn_the_Gnoll: No it'd be my turn. Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think. eels: It is indeed Igfig: and it's not actually e4 Igfig: but rather E Thorn_the_Gnoll: Crap, it's the giant eel from that super mario 64 level. Lucas_Strongbow: It's a Dire eel eels: Yes eels: star on its tail and everything Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well the stars gotta be worth something anyways. Far-Walker: That was the only good part of that level. Igfig: Luckily it's far away enough that it has to charge to get here Thorn_the_Gnoll: I liked the music. Igfig: goes right through the weeds Igfig: at... the bell, I guess eels: So wait, is it the eels turn? Heronius: E2 is dazed. not E3. Igfig: no, it's the Giant Eel's turn Heronius: or both are Igfig: 1d20+9+2+1 vs. Far's Fort. Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Far's Fort.: [15] = 27 eels: The eels darts forward, its jaw wide open eels: *eel Igfig: it actually realizes the bell is not edible Igfig: 2d8+6 damage Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [8, 2] = 16 Far-Walker: Is that damage to me? Igfig: yeah Brigsby: that thing will swallow me whole if I get out, won't it? Igfig: Then, action point eels: So it bit the bell? Far-Walker: Whoops guess who's at -5 Thorn_the_Gnoll: The guy who got eaten? Igfig: it slams its tail against the bell Brigsby: damn my mouth Igfig: oh whoops, I actually rolled against your fort when I meant AC, far Igfig: wahtevs Far-Walker: Still down for the count. Igfig: 1d20+7+2 vs. bell's Fort Fortuna: Igfig, vs. bell's Fort: [14] = 23 Far-Walker: Do I like float back to the surface? Igfig: 1d10+4 damage on the bell Fortuna: Igfig, damage on the bell: [9] = 13 Igfig: and it is flung 2 squares eels: How strong is the bell? Igfig: uh, far... I think you'd start drwoning Igfig: and then it bites Hero Far-Walker: Oh boy! Igfig: 1d20+9+2 vs. Hero AC Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Hero AC: [5] = 16 Far-Walker: glub glub Heronius: Thorn, mind playing a card for me Thorn_the_Gnoll: Certainly. Thorn_the_Gnoll: Play HOLD IT! please. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll played HOLD IT! (U) Fortuna: Play when an enemy makes a ranged or melee attack against an ally adjacent to you. That ally gains a +2 bonus to all defenses against that attack. Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew GO FOR IT!! (R) Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Choose one enemy adjacent to you. Until the start of your next turn, your allies gain combat advantage with charge attacks against that enemy. Brigsby: oh, people were supposed to be making Endurance checks when hit, weren't they? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Shhhhh. Heronius: The attack misses ig Brigsby: wait, three attacks? Igfig: oh yeah Igfig: yes, it can attack twice with one standard action Igfig: okay, that's its turn Thorn_the_Gnoll: So as I was saying, this seems like a good moment to point out that a team consisting of 4 strikers and a controller is not the best of ideas. Igfig: yeah Heronius: I blame everyone else. Far-Walker: Well, now it's 4 strikers Far-Walker: glub glub Igfig: you had a full roster when you came down here... Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well, no leaders, but yar. Igfig: but then everybody drowned Igfig: or something Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, um, crud I'm dazed aren't I? I am. Lucas_Strongbow: Hurray for controllers Igfig: oh yeah Igfig: actually, I think you're three controllers and two strikers Igfig: well, 2 and 2 Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think I'm going to mulligan the hand, any opposition? Heronius: Something like that Lucas_Strongbow: That's even worse Far-Walker: glub Igfig: hmm Igfig: I'm kinda tempted Heronius: nothing that helps me there. Igfig: to put this on hold here Thorn_the_Gnoll: Anyone else mind a mulliganing? Igfig: because Slim is about to leave Heronius: I remind everyone that I am 1 hour ahead of you in time, and I get up at 6 to go to work. Igfig: and you really could stand to have a bigger party Igfig: and also this is a cliffhanger Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's only 10 here, but I suppose it is later for others and stuff. Heronius: we could stand to have a party that exists Igfig: yes Igfig: Man, everybody just disappeared today. Far-Walker: I'm here, glub. Brigsby: everyone always disappears eels: Far dies suddenly Heronius: Except for a few of us. Igfig: by everyone I mean the other half of the party Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or didn't show up for odd reasons, not sure why Poen isn't here, I know why Fingers isn't. eels: He is sodomized by eels Far-Walker: He died as he lived. Brigsby: Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can Far-Walker: In Japan, at least. Igfig: Anyone else for or against ending now? Heronius: I'm down for whaatever. eels: I have work tomorrow eels: So I gotta jet Igfig: aright, bye Slim Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'd rather not but I can certainly see most reasons being good for ending now. Lucas_Strongbow: Come back stronger Lucas_Strongbow: next week Lucas_Strongbow: with people Heronius: We play DND the same time every week. Igfig: Brigsby appears to want to make a heroic sacrifice, I think Heronius: We are convincing him not to Igfig: okay Thorn_the_Gnoll: He always does that, don't mind him. Igfig: then let us end on this note for today. Heronius: We will see next week. Heronius: Bon Soir Heronius quit. Far-Walker quit. Igfig: Can Shetland Firestorm survive the onslaught of... the Eel King? Igfig: Probably, yeah. Igfig: Good night! Igfig left #pwot_dnd.