Brigsby: Good timing, Yin!
Yin left #pwot_dnd.
Far-Walker: ...
Wilco: Brigsby scared him off
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nope.
Igfig: We left off last time in the middle of a battle
Far-Walker: I was glubbing 'cause I was out of health!
Wilco: weird
dreyrugr_nott: Drey stumbles in drunk
Igfig: against the eels that lived in the shipwreck.
Wilco: I crawl back out of the barrel
Thorn_the_Gnoll: One of which is that eel from that one Super Mario 64 level.
dreyrugr_nott: Drey stumbles in drunk off her ass
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also I'm almost knocked out.
Lucas_Strongbow: I remain on the dock. Safe and cowardly
Wilco: fuck that eel
Far-Walker: ALSO
Far-Walker: In case you missed it the first time:
Wilco: I can heal you thorn
Far-Walker: http://www.noteflight.com/scores/view/35dbc38f0aa91bd2c7dc3d4787fde1cb4f497c67
Far-Walker: ^ General battle theme, as composed by moi
Igfig: Things were going well until the King Eel burst out of the ship and nearly bit Far in half
Igfig: also it knocked over the sub
Igfig: (which lost about half its air)
Igfig: and now, drama
Wilco: re-roll init?
Igfig: Yeah, I think so
dreyrugr_nott: "Woah guys. What the fuck happened."
Wilco: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+6: [11] = 17
Brigsby: everyone?
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+1
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+1: [13] = 14
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+9: [11] = 20
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+2: [10] = 12
Igfig: Also, I'm going to try an experiment: having the enemies all go on different inits, instead of all at once
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+7: [8] = 15
Brigsby: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+5: [3] = 8
Brigsby: Yay, I did better than last time!
Heronius_Napalm: Igfig, as long as they take their turns quickly
Igfig: That's the plan
Lucas_Strongbow: I did worse...
Far-Walker: 1d20+6 Initiative
Fortuna: Far-Walker, Initiative: [6] = 12
Wilco: I don't remember
Far-Walker: Of course, I'm out of health, so not much use
Igfig: so that Slim can decide what each eel will do on its turn while the previous turn is occuring.
Brigsby: Yeah, I think I might like this. Everyone going at once usually means the party gets ganged-up on and dealt a ton of damage in one turn
Igfig:  3#1d20+6 eel init
Fortuna: Igfig, eel init: [13] = 19; eel init: [4] = 10; eel init: [3] = 9
Lucas_Strongbow: Fuck that one eel
Igfig:  1d20+5 giant eel init
Fortuna: Igfig, giant eel init: [20] = 25
Igfig: oooh
Far-Walker: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Brigsby: *shakes fist*
Wilco: fuck
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well crud.
Igfig: uh... let's say that this is the turn the eel took at the end of last session
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hurrah!
Brigsby: Things are already boding ill for us
Heronius_Napalm: This seems even more appropriate now. http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Eelattack.jpg
Wilco: you're a good man igfig
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I still wonder what the star on its tail is gonna do outside of super mario.
Brigsby: aaaand dinner is ready. I'm pretty much at the bottom of the init, so be back in a minute
Heronius_Napalm: Explosions, most likely.
Wilco: heal us fully?
Lucas_Strongbow: It's the weak point
dreyrugr_nott: I luckily am healed fully
Wilco: metoo
Lucas_Strongbow: Or the most heavily armored point
Igfig: Okay, could somebody fill in the init please?  I want to get started
Wilco: why would it's tail be most heavily armored?
Igfig: the small eels' inits are E2, E3, and E4 respectively
Lucas_Strongbow: Holy crap we are actually starting more or less on time
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Giant Eel 25, Thorn 20, Eel 2 19, Wilco 17, Lucas 15, Drey 14, Far 12, Hero 12, Eel 3 10, Eel 4 9, Brigsby 8
dreyrugr_nott: So where am I coming into the battle?
Igfig: Great, thanks.  Now someone please transcribe that onto the map
Igfig: and newcomers arrive from the docks, which are to the left.
Lucas_Strongbow: I guide you in, shouting "Go, go, go!"
Igfig: Also, everybody would do well to review the rules for aquatic combat
Igfig: anyway
dreyrugr_nott: I hate aquatic combat :(
Igfig: Thorn!  You're up!
Igfig: Thorn_The_Gnoll
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sorry, was putting up the initiatives on the map.
Igfig: oh, okay
Far-Walker: Someone save the drowning buuuuug
Heronius_Napalm: Poen isn't here.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, hmmm...
Wilco: I'm going to save thorn
Wilco: sorry
Wilco: He's closer
Igfig: Thorn isn't dying.
Wilco: He said he was
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nope, I'm just close.
Wilco: Thorn_the_Gnoll	Also I'm almost knocked out.
Heronius_Napalm: I think 2 of the small eels are dazed
Far-Walker: My lungs are about 30% water now
Heronius_Napalm: see that almost in there
Wilco: So many choices!
Wilco: Well yeah, but thorn is closer
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, I'm not likely to help out Far too much, so I'm gonna go with my usual stabbing.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also
Heronius_Napalm: it's one region
Igfig: I think one of the eels is dazed--the other died
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Draw Hand
Fortuna: The system has changed. "/msg Fortuna help" for details.
Heronius_Napalm: and you wear plate.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Draw hand please
Fortuna: The system has changed. "/msg Fortuna help" for details.
Heronius_Napalm: New hand please
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew a new hand.
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew NOT IN THE FACE! (U)
Fortuna: Play when an enemy attacks you with combat advantage. You do not grant combat advantage for that attack.
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew NOT IN THE FACE! (U)
Fortuna: Play when an enemy attacks you with combat advantage. You do not grant combat advantage for that attack.
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew CAUTIOUS MANEUVER (C)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Until the end of your turn you take half damage from Opportunity attacks against you.
Wilco: Fortuna has betrayed us
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well that's interesting.
Igfig: She's just a little slow today
Heronius_Napalm: How are you fortuna?
Far-Walker: Fortuna is retarded?
Wilco: Poor fortuna was up late last night
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nah I was using the wrong phrase, anyways, on to stabbing.
Igfig: ahh, not in the face!  That's a lot of not in the face.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Athletics check to move..
Igfig: Righto
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+7: [5] = 12
Slim_Bankshot: OK gents
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That's half speed I think.
Igfig: I think so, yeah
Igfig: Hey Slim
Slim_Bankshot: I have read everything that has taken place so far
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh right, tactical trick won't work cause Far is unconscious.
Far-Walker: glub
Slim_Bankshot: red
Igfig: okay then slim, be ready to do eel 2
Slim_Bankshot: I have one last thing to take care of. Then I'm all yours.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Eel 3 is the most damaged currently right?  I'll just smack that one.
Slim_Bankshot: It shouldn't take long
Igfig: aight
Igfig: and yeah
Igfig: eel3 is also dazed
Thorn_the_Gnoll: As well as take cover in the concealment of the silt cloud.
Igfig: note that the eel is in the cloud too, though
Igfig: (the cloud fills the region)
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right right, so I'll be taking a penalty for both water and concealment then on my attack.
Lucas_Strongbow: It's going well
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Unless, I don't think shooting my laser pistol would incur the aquatic penalty.
Igfig: yeah, but at least you have combat advantage
Igfig: oh yeah
Igfig: that is correct
Igfig: good one
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So yar, combat advantage and concealment will cancel eachother out and time to shoot the fish in the head.
Igfig: hurrah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. AC: [2] = 11
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah well.
Brigsby: AND I RETURN
Igfig: well, that's too bad
Far-Walker: You forgot to include the Fortuna is a dick factor
Fortuna: I beg your pardon?
Igfig: Eel 2 turn!
Igfig: Slim, you still doing your thing?
Heronius_Napalm: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Thornandtheeel.jpg
Igfig: Okay, Eel2 decides to bite Wilco
Wilco: oh nooo
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Slim had one last thing to do at the time I think.
Igfig: Wilco's got a bit of cover from the rocks and sub, though
Igfig:  1d20+8+2-2 vs. AC; 1d10+5 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [18] = 26; damage: [10] = 15
Igfig: daaaamn, waffle
Wilco: well
Wilco: fuck
Igfig: Say, is your defender aura up?
Wilco: I think so
Wilco: let me check
Wilco: noep
Igfig: It gets away unscathed then
Wilco: damn
Igfig: Darting back into the cover of the seaweed
Igfig: Wilco!
Igfig: Your turn!
Wilco: Okay
Wilco: do I have to roll to swim?
Heronius_Napalm: yup
Igfig: If you want to move, yeah
Wilco: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+7: [14] = 21
Igfig: All good, you can move full speed
Wilco: I'll move into the region with thorn and big eel
Wilco: far*
Igfig: kay
Wilco: and use lay on hands
Wilco: far regains 13 hp
Far-Walker: Wooooooo
Wilco: then I'll bring up my defender aura
Wilco: and
Igfig: Wait, you're a cavalier of sacrifice?  For some reason I thought you were valor.
Igfig: or did you retrain
Wilco: I am valor
Igfig: anyway
Wilco: I used a cross class thingy to get lay on hands
Wilco: no wait it's restore vitality
Wilco: sorry
Igfig: Ahhh
Igfig: gotcha
Wilco: anyways, I'll use Holy Smite on the big eel
Igfig: Is that an action pointing?
Wilco: what?
Wilco: oh crap
Wilco: never mind
Wilco: I'll just end the turn then
Igfig: Remember, the rule as it stands is that you get one action point per session
Wilco: oh
Wilco: I thought it was per day
Wilco: okay I'll action point then
Igfig: yeah, but that was getting hard to track
Wilco: Valiant strike with Holy Smite on the big eel
Igfig: Aright!
Wilco: 1d20+8 vs ac
Fortuna: Wilco, vs ac: [3] = 11
Wilco: COCKS
Igfig: baaaah
Wilco: Well
Wilco: umm
Igfig: at least you deal some damage
Wilco: it takes 5 damage
Lucas_Strongbow: The eel remains unsmited
Wilco: Can I give cover to Far?
Igfig: Also, I think that should have been 1d20+6, because of the underwaterness
Igfig: If you had any actions left, you could
Igfig: actually, wait
Wilco: I have a move and a minor
Heronius_Napalm: just a minor
Brigsby: no you don't
Igfig: no you don't
Wilco: I used an action point
Brigsby: that gives you one action
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Gets you one action.
Igfig: but you can have moved into his space when you moved earlier
Wilco: What?
Heronius_Napalm: Next person
Igfig: y'know what, never mind
Heronius_Napalm: Or this will take all night
Wilco: okay
Wilco: Shutup
Igfig: just make your Endurance check against drowning
Heronius_Napalm: you have the longest turns of everyone
Heronius_Napalm: by far
Far-Walker: Don't drag me into this!
Wilco: I haven't played as wilco in 2 weeks and just learned about action points yesterday
Far-Walker: (ha ha ha ha get it)
Wilco: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+6: [2] = 8
Heronius_Napalm: neither of those things is true.
Brigsby: How did you just learn about action points yesterday? we've been doing it literally the whole time
Far-Walker: Take it to ooc
Wilco: I didn't know they existed
Igfig: ouch, that wound you took made you gasp
Igfig: and you got a mouthful of water
Heronius_Napalm: Lucas it is your turn
Igfig: lose a healing surge
Lucas_Strongbow: okey dokey
Igfig: and yeah, go Lucas
Wilco: hold on I'm switching computers
Wilco quit.
Lucas_Strongbow: If I were to shoot at big eel, penalty is -2 right?
Igfig: yup
Lucas_Strongbow: Clever shot
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10-2
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10-2: [9] = 17
Igfig: Darn, not quite enough
Wilco joined #pwot_dnd.
Lucas_Strongbow: Fortuna...
Lucas_Strongbow: Anyway, nothing else to do
Igfig: okay
dreyrugr_nott: Ok. I'm on the docks. how do I enter?
Slim_Bankshot: Fuck fuck shit crap ok here i am.
Brigsby: cannonball
Far-Walker: Hi!
Igfig: Assume you're just offscreen, drey
Igfig: enter at any point on the left side of the map
dreyrugr_nott: Would I be able to dive in and reach some sort of enemy?
Igfig: sure, with a good swim check
Igfig: *athletics
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
dreyrugr_nott: I'll run off the docks and swan dive in
Slim_Bankshot: ig. skype?
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+6
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+6: [3] = 9
dreyrugr_nott: I belly flop
Igfig: I'm there, Slim
Igfig: oh, I was marked as offline
Igfig: ouch
dreyrugr_nott: Infact, that's supposed to be a +3
dreyrugr_nott: not a +6
dreyrugr_nott: So I belly flop in 
Igfig: yeah, you fail to get anywhere with that action
dreyrugr_nott: And there's nothing else I can do can I
Igfig: you can roll again if you take another move action
dreyrugr_nott: Yeah, I'll do another move action
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+3
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+3: [5] = 8
dreyrugr_nott: :(
Brigsby: Fortuna be hating on errbody
dreyrugr_nott: But mostly me
dreyrugr_nott: I like bones better
Igfig: well, you just float there I guess
Heronius_Napalm: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Dreytheswimmer.jpg
Igfig: Far-Walker!
dreyrugr_nott: Cool
dreyrugr_nott: Yes hero. That is exactly what happened
Igfig: that's the problem.  You're just too buoyant.
Far-Walker: My turn already?
Igfig: Indeed.
Igfig: And you aren't even dying?
Igfig: *!
Far-Walker: I thought Wilco healed me
Igfig: exactly
Wilco: yeah I did
Far-Walker: Oh read that wrong
Far-Walker: Anyway!
Igfig: also I typed it wrong
Far-Walker: Basic melee attack on Big Eel
Far-Walker: 1d20+4 v AC
Fortuna: Far-Walker, v AC: [7] = 11
Far-Walker: nnnnope
Far-Walker: And now shift away and let others be meatshields
Far-Walker: Done!
Heronius_Napalm: ooh me
Igfig: You took damage earlier, Far, so Endurance check please.
Heronius_Napalm: My glib tongue is still in effect
Igfig: aright
Heronius_Napalm: so hypnotism on the big eel
Igfig: kay
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+6+2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+6+2: [6] = 14
Heronius_Napalm: vs will
Far-Walker: 1d20
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20: [19] = 19
Far-Walker: that's the endurance and looks like I did ok
Igfig: you're okay Far
Igfig: but Hero, again a miss by 1
Heronius_Napalm: action point
Heronius_Napalm: do it again
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+6+2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+6+2: [16] = 24
Heronius_Napalm: fuck yeah
Heronius_Napalm: he can attack himself
Igfig: Sure
Igfig: Bite or tail attack>
Igfig: ?
Heronius_Napalm: basic melee
Igfig: Those are both melee basic
Heronius_Napalm: what are the differences?
Igfig: The tail attack flung the sub a good ten feet when it hit it
Igfig: the bite, he has big fangs
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Do you want to see him bite himself or slap himself in his face with a tail?
Igfig: well, teeth
Heronius_Napalm: tail attack
Igfig: kay
Igfig:  1d20+7 vs. Fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Fort: [12] = 19
Igfig:  1d10+4 damage, and pushed 2 squares
Fortuna: Igfig, damage, and pushed 2 squares: [10] = 14
Igfig: hahaha
Heronius_Napalm: nice
Heronius_Napalm: end turn.
Igfig: move it as you like
Heronius_Napalm: there
Brigsby: he pushed... himself?
Igfig: it smashes itself in the face and goes sprawling, inasmuch as an eel can sprawl
Igfig: yup
Brigsby: awesome
Igfig: Eels 3 and 4!
Igfig: I'll do Eel 4 if you do Eel 3, Slim
Heronius_Napalm: http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo117/frozenpie22/Shetland%20Firestorm/Heroniusisawesome.jpg
Igfig: Eel 4 wriggles through the rocks and comes at you, Hero
Heronius_Napalm: balllsss
Igfig:  1d20+8+2+1 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [4] = 15
Heronius_Napalm: miss
Igfig: but its moving way too fast.
Slim_Bankshot: So I'm next?
Igfig: and overshoots into the rocks
Igfig: yup, slim
Igfig: E3
Slim_Bankshot: Sorry
Slim_Bankshot: Here I am
Slim_Bankshot: e3 is just another smaller one, right?
Heronius_Napalm: yes
Slim_Bankshot: who is b?
Heronius_Napalm: brigsby
Heronius_Napalm: he is in the sub
Slim_Bankshot: he is in the diving bell still?
Slim_Bankshot: Yes
Brigsby: Yes
Slim_Bankshot: the eel will try and bite brigsby, then
Brigsby: From outside the bell?
Igfig: it could try an Acrobatics check to slither inside
Slim_Bankshot: I thought they cracked it or something
Slim_Bankshot: OK
Igfig: nah, it was just on its side
Slim_Bankshot: That works
Igfig: well, leaning
Igfig: but the bottom is open
Slim_Bankshot: Right on
Slim_Bankshot: what is an acro check?
Brigsby: I don't like that "Right on"
Igfig: In this case, just Dex
Igfig: so +4
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+4
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  1d20+4: [10] = 14
Slim_Bankshot: Make it?
Igfig: let's say yeah
Igfig: not all that tough to get through a good-sized hole like that
Brigsby: it's time for some Whack-a-eel
Slim_Bankshot: Bite attack brigsbys foot then
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+8 vs ac
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, vs ac: [5] = 13
Brigsby: nope
Igfig: good thing there's still air in that bell
Brigsby: yes it is
Slim_Bankshot: The eel lunges out of the water and crashes into your foot, splahing away pathetically
Igfig: else it'd have gotten the aquatic bonus against you
Brigsby: Yeah, I know. That would have hit
Igfig: aight, and since e3 was dazed I guess that's the whole turn
Igfig: Brigsby!
Brigsby: Yay!
Brigsby: Lighting Strike on that slimy bastard that just tried to bite me
Brigsby: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+8: [5] = 13
Brigsby: vs reflex
Igfig: alas, no
Brigsby: action point!
Brigsby: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+8: [10] = 18
Igfig: That's enough!
Brigsby: 1d8+10 lighting
Fortuna: Brigsby, lighting: [8] = 18
Igfig: woo
Brigsby: and e4 takes 4
Brigsby: End turn!
Igfig: That is exactly enough to fry e3 where it stands
dreyrugr_nott: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE. I DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE
Heronius_Napalm: yay!
Brigsby: In that case, instead of ending my turn, I pick up the eel and put it in the sub. So Thorn can eat it later.
Brigsby: Then end turn.
Igfig: And now, the Giant Eel!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Joy of joys.
Brigsby: I know how much you like to eat our enemies
Igfig:  1d6 recharge
Fortuna: Igfig, recharge: [6] = 6
Igfig: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Igfig: Wilco and the sub are being zapped at
Wilco: wow what's going on, I was doing something
Igfig:  2#1d20+7 vs Fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Fort: [12] = 19; vs Fort: [3] = 10
Igfig: wilco & brigsby respectively
Brigsby: nope
Wilco: crap
Wilco: hit
Igfig:  3d6+5 lightning damage, and you're dazed
Fortuna: Igfig, lightning damage, and you're dazed: [1, 1, 4] = 11
Igfig: welp
Igfig: that's its turn
Igfig: Thorn!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup yup.
Wilco: bloodied
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, time for some stabbing, not really though, more shooting though, hopefully better shooting.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Tactical Trick, not going to actually move though cause I don't need to.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That gives me combat advantage on the big eel since he's adjacent to Wilco.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And no penalties this time I believe.
Igfig: Correct
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+14 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. AC: [1] = 15
Heronius_Napalm: oh my
Brigsby: wop
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Action Point.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Can I have my backstab back?
Igfig: ooh, critical miss
Igfig: nope, you used it and missed
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Darn, cancel that action point then.  Save it for my next turn and idea then.
Igfig: ok
Igfig: Eel 2, then!
Slim_Bankshot: Right
Slim_Bankshot: e2 moves close enough to hero and far to shock them both
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+4 vs fort
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, vs fort: [20] = 24
Igfig: !
Heronius_Napalm: That hits me yeah.
Igfig: And on Far?
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+4 vs far fort
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, vs far fort: [15] = 19
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Far-Walker
Igfig: pretty sure that hits
Slim_Bankshot: and one damage roll for both?
Igfig: Normally, yes
Igfig: but since that was a crit on Hero, you just do max damage to him
Heronius_Napalm: :(
Slim_Bankshot: wait
Slim_Bankshot: far
Slim_Bankshot: it got a +2 aqua bonus
Slim_Bankshot: so 21
Heronius_Napalm: it was a hit either way
Igfig: that's okay, I think 19 already hit
Slim_Bankshot:  2d6+4
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  2d6+4: [4, 1] = 9
Slim_Bankshot:  9 far
Igfig: And dazed.
Heronius_Napalm: 16 for me.
Slim_Bankshot: hero, 16 to you
Heronius_Napalm: bloodied
Slim_Bankshot: both dazed
Slim_Bankshot: turn end
Igfig: Wilco!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Go Wilco go Wilco go!
Wilco: wow
dreyrugr_nott: I am yelling at him on facebook
Wilco: one second
Wilco: let me get my barings
Igfig: ack no keep your clothes on
Wilco: okay, I'll try valiant strike and holy smite again
Wilco: 1d20+6 vs ac
Fortuna: Wilco, vs ac: [2] = 8
Wilco: WHAT THE GOD DAMN FORTUNA
Fortuna: Well, I never!
Wilco: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
Wilco: ugh, it takes 5 damage again
Heronius_Napalm: Next.
Wilco: and then
Heronius_Napalm: Aren't you dazed?
Brigsby: yes
Wilco: oh yeah
Wilco: what does that do?
Brigsby: one action
Wilco: damn
Wilco: okay end turn then
Igfig: and you grant combat advantage, and you can't take opportunity or immediate actions at all
Igfig: Lucas!
Lucas_Strongbow: Let's try to hit this goddamned giant eel
Lucas_Strongbow: Clever shot again
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10-2
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10-2: [10] = 18
Igfig: Just enough!
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d10+6
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d10+6: [9] = 15
Lucas_Strongbow: And he is slowed
Lucas_Strongbow: I did damage yay
Igfig: Yaaaaaay
Far-Walker: yaaaaaaay (back now)
Lucas_Strongbow: Anyway, done
Igfig: Drey turn!
Igfig: Drey is paddling around on the surface
dreyrugr_nott: Awesome
dreyrugr_nott: Would I be able to get to a place to hit big e?
Slim_Bankshot: You're a girl. Be sure to breast stroke
Igfig: Make that Athletics check
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+3 breast stroke
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, breast stroke: [11] = 14
Igfig: You can swim at half speed
dreyrugr_nott: So would I be able to get to a place to hit Big E?
Heronius_Napalm: no
dreyrugr_nott: I have melee 2 and close blast 5 attacks
Igfig: Put yourself on the border of the map somewhere and measure it yourself
Igfig: oh hey, you're already there on the border
Brigsby: maybe if you use this move, then use your standard to charge, and roll a 20 or higher on that?
dreyrugr_nott: Well I came in here
Igfig: okay
dreyrugr_nott: So I think I can move here
Igfig: that would work, brigsby
Igfig: yeah, drey
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
dreyrugr_nott: Can my Melee 2 attack hit Big E?
dreyrugr_nott: or e4?
Igfig: E4, yeah
Igfig: Big E's a little too far
dreyrugr_nott: What about my dragon breath?
dreyrugr_nott: Actually
dreyrugr_nott: I'll save that for later
dreyrugr_nott: Thorn strike on e4
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+6
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+6: [18] = 24
dreyrugr_nott: WOOO
Igfig: Good shot
dreyrugr_nott: Hold on, it's been a while, let me see what my damage is
dreyrugr_nott: 1d8+5 and e4 is pulled one square
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, and e4 is pulled one square: [4] = 9
Igfig: Word
dreyrugr_nott: Aaaaaaan
dreyrugr_nott: End turn
Igfig: Far!
Igfig: Far-Walker!
Far-Walker: Hello!
Far-Walker: Hm...
Far-Walker: Curse my ranged powers making me useless in this fight!
Igfig: Not even
Igfig: Just shoot the mofo
Brigsby: I use ranged powers exclusively and I killed a dude
Igfig: So...?
Igfig: Are you going?
Brigsby: I think he went afk
Far-Walker: Sorry a little busy
Brigsby: Or not!
Far-Walker: But...
Igfig: Would you like to delay?
Igfig: I'll take that as a yes
Igfig: Hero!
Heronius_Napalm: On it
Heronius_Napalm: Cinderfall E2
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+6-2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+6-2: [19] = 23
Heronius_Napalm: 1d8+6-2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d8+6-2: [2] = 6
Heronius_Napalm: +5
Heronius_Napalm: 11 damage
Heronius_Napalm: or was there no negative on fire damage?
Heronius_Napalm: That's all regardless.
Igfig: No penalty to damage
Heronius_Napalm: k
Heronius_Napalm: 13 damage
Igfig: Lovely
Igfig: Does that leave a zone?
Heronius_Napalm: no
Heronius_Napalm: Just the 5 extra
Igfig: kay
Heronius_Napalm: But now my Arcane Reserves have been activated.
Brigsby: Ooooooh
Igfig: E4 is bloodied!
Igfig: Anything else?
Heronius_Napalm: I'm dazed
Heronius_Napalm: so no
Igfig: oh, right
Igfig: also, Endurance check for taking damage this round
Heronius_Napalm: right
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+1: [7] = 8
Heronius_Napalm: -1 surge
Igfig: oof
Heronius_Napalm: next
Igfig: the zap makes you exhale convulsively
Igfig: Eel 4 turn!
Slim_Bankshot: eel 4 attacks drey
dreyrugr_nott: Oh noooooo
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+8+2-2 vs drey AC
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, vs drey AC: [19] = 27
dreyrugr_nott: Hit :(
Lucas_Strongbow: I think fortuna does hate you
Fortuna: I don't just roll dice, you know.  I also have a lovely selection of rusty knives.
Fortuna: Just saying.
Lucas_Strongbow: What
dreyrugr_nott: Fortuna just threatened you lucas
dreyrugr_nott: You'll be fighting her next round
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well.
Slim_Bankshot:  1d10+5
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  1d10+5: [4] = 9
dreyrugr_nott: She's a level 50 solo
Lucas_Strongbow: Oh shit
dreyrugr_nott: hahahaha
Lucas_Strongbow: Fortuna I will buy you things
Lucas_Strongbow: Diamonds
Heronius_Napalm: oh crap
Lucas_Strongbow: and precious metals
Heronius_Napalm: nvm
Slim_Bankshot:  9 damage drey
dreyrugr_nott: Yeah
Brigsby: Fortuna is awesome sometimes
Slim_Bankshot: end
Heronius_Napalm: +1 to my damage, I forgot about my wand
Igfig: uh, slim
Slim_Bankshot: uh-oh
Slim_Bankshot: what did I forget?
Igfig: That the eel can shift after it attack
Igfig: s
Igfig: also, that it has a move action left
Slim_Bankshot: Oh right
Slim_Bankshot: it will shift out of the cloud
Igfig: into which region?
Igfig: okay
Slim_Bankshot: moved it
Igfig: aye
Igfig: and then with the move action?
Slim_Bankshot: sorry. moving shit with my right hand is hard
Slim_Bankshot: I thought that was the ma
Igfig: nah, that's part of the attack
Igfig: Bite ♦ At-Will Attack: Melee 1 (one creature); +8 vs. AC Hit: 1d10 + 5 damage. Effect: The eel can shift up to 2 squares.
Igfig: so then you can move somewhere else
Igfig: probably into cover somewhere, maybe back towards the boat
Slim_Bankshot: what if I like where it is?
Igfig: *ship
Slim_Bankshot: OK
Igfig: actually, that's a good point
Slim_Bankshot: to the boat!
Igfig: this is a pretty good spot
Brigsby: Now us three get opportunity attacks!
Slim_Bankshot: can you move it please?
Igfig: what with all the ranged PCs right here
Igfig: but yeah, ok
Slim_Bankshot: Moving it with my right hand is hard
Igfig: gotcha
Brigsby: was that a "move" move?
Igfig: yep
Igfig: and yeah, you guys do get OAs
Brigsby: basic melee, I think?
Igfig: well, not Brigsby
dreyrugr_nott: Who's making OA's?
Brigsby: aww, but I'm in the region too
Igfig: since Brigsby is inside a box
Igfig: it's just Far and Hero
Brigsby: fiiiine
Heronius_Napalm: Magic missle!
Igfig: uh, that isn't a melee basic attack
Heronius_Napalm: damn
Heronius_Napalm: punch
Igfig: unless you're a shadar-kai with Reaper's Touch
Slim_Bankshot: My cast comes off on the 10th. then I can move shit
Igfig: aight
Brigsby: Unless it has the "can be used as OA" thingy
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20-1
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20-1: [15] = 14
Igfig: nope
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Can't you use ranged basic attacks for opportunity attacks as well?
Igfig: nopw
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kay.
Heronius_Napalm: MM only counts as range basic.
Brigsby: ah
Heronius_Napalm: What good is that anyway?
Brigsby: And Far is idle, I guess
Igfig: guess so
Igfig: he should really take his turn soon
Brigsby: My turn!
Igfig: yep
Far-Walker: I'm just going do delay until an opportunity rises
Brigsby: Wait, he's typing
Igfig: okay
Brigsby: You can take an OA, Far
Far-Walker: Right now?
Brigsby: yes
Igfig: yes
Far-Walker: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+4: [20] = 24
Far-Walker: wow
Brigsby: bladow
Igfig: Sha-blam!
Igfig: What are you attacking with?
Far-Walker: That was a melee basic, right?
Brigsby: yes
Igfig: yeah
Far-Walker: Then it's just 4 damage. A dagger
Brigsby: better than nothing
Igfig: okay
Far-Walker: Alright, go on now!
dreyrugr_nott: Far. What oppertunity are you waiting for?
Far-Walker: Just having a little trouble IRL so not paying very close attention
dreyrugr_nott: Ah
Brigsby: Alrighty, so my turn?
Igfig: Guess so
Brigsby: Thunder Slam on Giant Eel
Igfig: yaay
Brigsby: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+8: [2] = 10
Brigsby: noep
Brigsby: turn over
Igfig: aye
Igfig: Giant Eel!
Igfig: recharge 1d6
Igfig: er
Igfig:  1d6 recharge
Fortuna: Igfig, recharge: [5] = 5
Igfig: going to tail slam Wilco, first of all
Wilco: Dangit
Igfig:  1d20+7 vs. Fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Fort: [13] = 20
Wilco: hit
Igfig:  1d10+4 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [8] = 12
Igfig: and you're pushed
Igfig: Then it tries to bite the sub
Wilco: Fuck I'm nearly dead
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [13] = 22
Slim_Bankshot: eel 4 is dead?
dreyrugr_nott: No
Igfig:  2d8+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [3, 4] = 13
Brigsby: is that me or the sub?
Igfig: The sub
Brigsby: yay
Brigsby: I think
Igfig: it seems to have it in for big metal things
Brigsby: apparently so
dreyrugr_nott: Big metal jugs
Heronius_Napalm: good thing we don't have DAVE
Igfig: It tears a good sized hole in the bulkhead, and more water comes pouring in
Igfig: Brigsby, make an Athletics check to hold on if you want to stay in here
Brigsby: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+1: [8] = 9
Brigsby: Nope!
Igfig: you are flushed out!
Brigsby: Well, I had to join the watery fight eventually
Igfig: The big eel then coils its way back toward the ship
Brigsby: whew
Brigsby: Thought it was going to eat me
Igfig: wrapping itself around the prow, getting some concealment as the detritus is stirred up there
Igfig: Thorn!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ola.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also bothersome.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Guess I'll be waiting on my action point use a little longer then.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hmmm...  will my concealment grant me any combat advantage on any of the eels or shall I have to make a stealth check to hide in here?  Probably need a stealth check.
Brigsby: Yeah, it's get in concealment area, then stealth check
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11 Stealth check to hide in silt cloud.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, Stealth check to hide in silt cloud.: [5] = 16
Igfig: Yeah, you can make a stealth bcheck
Igfig: That's better than their passive perception, so you're hidden
Thorn_the_Gnoll quit.
Heronius_Napalm: *poof*
Heronius_Napalm: Thorn vanishes
Thorn_the_Gnoll joined #pwot_dnd.
dreyrugr_nott: AND HE REAPPEARS 
Lucas_Strongbow: That stealth check was so realistic
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, my internet is being a bit slow today, not sure what happened there.
Slim_Bankshot: wait, is it my turn?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Didn't see any responses or Fortuna stuff.
dreyrugr_nott: You made a successful stealth check and dissapeared
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What did I get?
Slim_Bankshot: sorry I was looking at dnd2
Brigsby: 16
Igfig: Fortuna Thorn_the_Gnoll, Stealth check to hide in silt cloud.: [5] = 16 21:22	Igfig	That's better than their passive perception, so you're hidden
Igfig: almost your turn, slim
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright, so shooting time I think?
Igfig: yep
Heronius_Napalm: yip
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11 vs. AC of E2
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. AC of E2: [4] = 15
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And darn again I think.
Igfig: yeah, afraid so
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think every single attack roll I've made has been 15 actually.
Igfig: huh
Igfig: weird
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or that first one was 14.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: But still.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Moving along then.
Igfig: Nothing else?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not that I can think of no.
Igfig: Sorry, I'm not sure if that's an end turn or nor
Igfig: t
Igfig: okay
Igfig: Eel 2!
Poen joined #pwot_dnd.
Igfig: Hi Poen
dreyrugr_nott: Poen suddenly dives in out of nowhere
Poen: Hey. Sorry for the lateness. Quick recap?
Slim_Bankshot: You didn't forget!
Brigsby: we're fighting eels
Brigsby: underwater
Igfig: Recap in other thread, please
Brigsby: at the boat
Igfig: it's eel time now
dreyrugr_nott: And I'm actually here
Slim_Bankshot: I'll pause so we can catch poen up
Heronius_Napalm: no
Slim_Bankshot: Or not
Heronius_Napalm: keep goinh
Heronius_Napalm: g
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And a bunch of people are pretty hurt, and we suck at hitting eels.
Igfig: yeah, take your turn
Slim_Bankshot: eel 2 attacks far and hero
Far-Walker: I'm here to get hit!
Igfig: the action in main chat should never cease; that's why we have an ooc chat
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+8 far ac
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, far ac: [19] = 27
Far-Walker: :c
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+8 hero ac
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, hero ac: [17] = 25
Igfig: I think you meant 1d20+6 vs Fort
Far-Walker: I only show up when high rolls are about
Slim_Bankshot: yes
Igfig: although those are hits anyway
Heronius_Napalm: hits anyway
Slim_Bankshot: I botched that...
Igfig: sokay
Slim_Bankshot: attack rolls!
Igfig: roll damage for them
Slim_Bankshot: err, roll
Slim_Bankshot:  2d6+4
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  2d6+4: [3, 5] = 12
Slim_Bankshot:  12 each
Slim_Bankshot: and dazed
Slim_Bankshot: ig did you move the eel?
Heronius_Napalm: I am down
Igfig: not yet, but I will now
Poen: 1d20+1 initiative.
Fortuna: Poen, initiative.: [10] = 11
Igfig: aright, eel turn done!
Igfig: Wilco!
Wilco: okay
Wilco: Eldritch bolt on E3
Wilco: 1d20+6 vs ref
Fortuna: Wilco, vs ref: [9] = 15
Igfig: What, its corpse?
Wilco: oh
dreyrugr_nott: Yes
Igfig: E3 died a while ago
Wilco: It was still on the map so I assumed it was dead
Brigsby: I murdered e3 a long time ago
Wilco: oops
Wilco: e4 I meant
Igfig: oh
Igfig: okay then
Igfig: E4 has some good cover from that seaweed grove, and also that's a miss
Wilco: Add heroic effort
Wilco: +4
Igfig: It is now a hit
Wilco: 1d10+3 damafge
Fortuna: Wilco, damafge: [6] = 9
Igfig: E4 is heavily wounded and close to death!
Igfig: Anything else, Wilco?
Wilco: ummm
Wilco: nope
Wilco: end
Igfig: Lucas!
dreyrugr_nott: My tur- nope
Lucas_Strongbow: would shooting at e4 be the same -2?
Igfig: yep
Lucas_Strongbow: Let's do it
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10-2 Clever shot
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, Clever shot: [4] = 12
Lucas_Strongbow: Dang
Brigsby: wop
Lucas_Strongbow: Would heroic effort help?
Igfig: Not enough.
Slim_Bankshot: eel 4 is a ways off. I'm gonna wander off for a few minutes. I have some other internet things to do
Igfig: It looks like Wilco was a better shot than you, this round.
Igfig: kay
Lucas_Strongbow: I will never live that down
Lucas_Strongbow: I am shooting from the dock
Igfig: aye
Igfig: still, though
Igfig: Drey turn!
dreyrugr_nott: ALRIGHT
dreyrugr_nott: I'll move and provide cover for hero
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+3
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+3: [8] = 11
dreyrugr_nott: Is that enough
Igfig: It is
Igfig: Half speed
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
Igfig: Which is enough
dreyrugr_nott: So I moved infront of hero to give him cover
Igfig: okay
Heronius_Napalm: *gurgle*
Igfig: that area around the sup is getting pretty crowded
Igfig: *sub
dreyrugr_nott: Aaaaaan
dreyrugr_nott: d
dreyrugr_nott: I can't do anything else
dreyrugr_nott: I'll ready Earthshield strike
Igfig: Okay
dreyrugr_nott: End turn
Igfig: Far-Walker!
Igfig: Has an opportunity arisen?
Heronius_Napalm: heal me!
Far-Walker: Okay! So, there's no eels immediately int he vicinity, right?
dreyrugr_nott: Nope
Igfig: Aye
Igfig: There are no eels in the vicinity
Far-Walker: Woo! And Hero is currently in dire need of some heal checks?
Heronius_Napalm: yesh
Igfig: Certainly
Far-Walker: Then let's get a heal check!
Far-Walker: 1d20+4 Heal
Fortuna: Far-Walker, Heal: [18] = 22
Igfig: although Poen will be able to heal him real soon
dreyrugr_nott: How much cover does hero get from me Ig?
Far-Walker: Bam.
Heronius_Napalm: yay!
Far-Walker: You needed healed? THere you go
Far-Walker: And end
Heronius_Napalm: 7 hp now
Wilco: I'm also in dire need of a heal check
Igfig: on the other hand, second wind yay
Far-Walker: (since I'm dazed anyway)
Igfig: and drey, it's the standard -2
Far-Walker: (so only one action)
Igfig: right
Igfig: Hero!
Heronius_Napalm: Boooyah
Igfig: Hero is prone
Heronius_Napalm: Magic Missile
Igfig: but alive!
Igfig: On who?
Heronius_Napalm: 10 damage on E4
Heronius_Napalm: or is it 11?
Brigsby: I thought it was 8
Brigsby: but it's been awhile
Heronius_Napalm: +2 for my feat
Heronius_Napalm: so 10
Brigsby: oh, yeah
Igfig: Either way, E4 is smashed apart by your bolt of force!
Wilco: hurray!
Brigsby: magic eels killers unite!
Heronius_Napalm: *fist pump from the ground*
Heronius_Napalm: I stand
Heronius_Napalm: End turn
Igfig: Poen!
Poen: Who needs healing the most?
Heronius_Napalm: <-7
Wilco: dammit
Wilco: yea him
Poen: Healing Word on him then. The descrip is this: "The target can spend a healing surge and regain 1d6 additional HP. The target takes half damage from the next attack that hits it before the end of your next turn." I'm guessing I don't have to roll anything?
Heronius_Napalm: roll 1d6
Igfig: Just a d6, yeah
Poen: 1d6
Fortuna: Poen, 1d6: [3] = 3
Heronius_Napalm: yay
Heronius_Napalm: 17 hp now
Heronius_Napalm: no longer bloodied
Igfig: And since that's just a minor action, you still have your move and standard left
Poen: They're rather far away. How far can I move?
Igfig: Make an Athletics check
Poen: 1d20+1 athletics
Fortuna: Poen, athletics: [9] = 10
Igfig: You can move at half speed
Igfig: so one region and a bit?
Igfig: or three if you charge
Igfig: or double move
Poen: Doesn't really get me close enough. Could I do a standard action without attacking? Like, I have "Nimbus of Holy Shielding", and that buffs everyone else, but is technically an attack. Could I use that knowing that I won't hit any enemies?
Igfig: Yeah sure, go ahead.
Poen: All right, that then. Everyone within two squares gets a +2 bonus to defences for this encounter. Use it well, guys.
Igfig: Isn't it a close burst 1?
Igfig: oh
Igfig: never mind
Igfig: misread the power
Brigsby: close burst 2, apparently
Igfig: nope, but the effect's area is different from the attack's area
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet.
Brigsby: ah
Igfig: anyway, I think you're all in that area
Igfig: so +2 to everyone's defenses
Brigsby: yay
Poen: I'll move forward one region and finish my turn.
Igfig: Aright
Igfig: Brigsby!
Brigsby: Oh, my turn already!
Brigsby: What penalty would I get against attacking Big E?
Brigsby: -2 for underwater, what's the penalty for concealment, I guess?
Igfig: -2
Brigsby: so minus 4, gotcha
Igfig: yes
Brigsby: what about e2?
Brigsby: just the -2?
Igfig: He's got cover
Igfig: so also -4
Brigsby: ok, so same for both.
Igfig: yes
Brigsby: I'll attack the big guy then
Igfig: kee
Brigsby: Dancing Lightning
Brigsby: 1d20+8-4
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+8-4: [15] = 19
Brigsby: vs fortitude?
Igfig: Hit!
Brigsby: YES
Brigsby: 2d10+12
Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d10+12: [2, 5] = 19
Far-Walker: dayum that's some damage
Igfig: sure is
Brigsby: lighting damage, in case his resistance is more than 5
Igfig: It is not
Brigsby: alright, the full 19 then
Brigsby: aaaand that's my turn
Igfig: okay
Igfig: Giant Eel Turn
Igfig: Undulates down toward Poen
dreyrugr_nott: Ah shit
Igfig:  1d20+9+2 vs Poen AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Poen AC: [14] = 25
Igfig:  1d10+4 tail damage
Fortuna: Igfig, tail damage: [4] = 8
Igfig: and Poen is pushed
Igfig: flung back toward the ship
Igfig: then it bites...
Brigsby: notmenotmenotme
Igfig: random choice
Igfig:  1d5
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d5: [5] = 5
Igfig: Drey!
Brigsby: whew
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Uh oh.
dreyrugr_nott: I don't like the sound of th- SHIT
Igfig:  1d20+9+2 vs. Drey AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Drey AC: [1] = 12
Heronius_Napalm: don't forget your +4
Heronius_Napalm: haaaaa
dreyrugr_nott: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Igfig: baaaaah
dreyrugr_nott: I laugh derisively at the eel
Igfig: well, that's the turn
Brigsby: and now we all beat it mercilessly
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hurrah my turn!
Heronius_Napalm: That's the plan
dreyrugr_nott: That bitch is gonna feel my sword
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, so athletics check then.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+7: [16] = 23
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Perfecto.
Igfig: Full speed ahead!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ramming Speed!  Am I still hidden from him?  Yes, no, maybe so?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ferocious Charge time either way.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Mostly wondering for combat advantage.
Igfig: Not hidden, since you attacked after hidng
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right right, no combat advantage then.
Poen: Damn it. I go to get one glass of water and an eel pushes me around like a rag doll?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+9 vs. AC Ferocious Charge
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. AC Ferocious Charge: [16] = 25
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hit.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So..
Igfig: Yep
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d6+7+2+2 for Ferocious Charge and me being bloodied.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, for Ferocious Charge and me being bloodied.: [1] = 12
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And then another 3 cold damage for me being bloodied and my weapon.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So 15 total.
Igfig: Big E is bloodied!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also not done yet.
Igfig: In its pain and wrath, it begins to thrash most thunderously!
Brigsby: uh oh
Igfig: Nothing just yet
dreyrugr_nott: Ah shit
Lucas_Strongbow: It hurts itself in it's confusion?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Action Point
Igfig: Nope
Far-Walker: It's probably got an ability it uses when bloodied. Be careful
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And...  I pulled out my grappling hook prior to that charge, yeah.
Igfig: It's underwater and all, so you can avoid its thrashing for the most part
Igfig: it's not going too fast
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Screw that, I'm gonna ride it again.
Igfig: but if you were somewhat incapacitated, it could be trouble
Igfig: aright!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or, not again, but still.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Using my action point I stab my grappling hook into the new shortsword hole I installed in the giant eel.
Igfig: Okay... sounds like a Dex vs. Reflex attack
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+5: [16] = 21
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Grapple hook is in!  I think.
Igfig: Sure is!
Lucas_Strongbow: The get over here may have finally worked
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sorta, kinda a reverse get over here since I came to him, more like the white dragon fight this is.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, so grapple hook in, rope in hand, and I guess I'm on the giant eel now.
dreyrugr_nott: TAME IT SO WE CAN RIDE IT AROUND
Igfig: Make an... Athletics check to actually get on the eel
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, course.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+7: [19] = 26
Far-Walker: RIDE IT LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL
Far-Walker: holy fuck
Far-Walker: you do
Lucas_Strongbow: Jesus, this is going well
dreyrugr_nott: RIDE THAT EEL
Igfig: And you do so with the greatest elegance
Far-Walker: Thorn is kicking like all the ass
Igfig: and poise
dreyrugr_nott: MAKE IT PULL OUR SHIP UP
Igfig: ohhh shit
Igfig: if you could do that
Igfig: I would love you
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It'd be sweet.
Far-Walker: do it do it do it do it
dreyrugr_nott: DO IT THORN
Lucas_Strongbow: Boon worthy
dreyrugr_nott: DO IT 
Igfig: Not this turn
Igfig: This turn is finished
Thorn_the_Gnoll: My nature sucks anyways.
Far-Walker: I'll aid you on the nature
Igfig: but next turn, oh yes
Lucas_Strongbow: Far, your nature is good. HELP HIM
Heronius_Napalm: Can I attempt domination?
Igfig: Eel 2 first though!
Slim_Bankshot: so thorn is riding the eel eh?
dreyrugr_nott: Yes
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup.
Igfig: Yep.
Slim_Bankshot: hang on i lost connection to the map
Wilco: Eeeyup
Wilco: DAMMIT SLIM
Slim_Bankshot: what?
Wilco: 22:11	dreyrugr_nott	Yes 22:11	Thorn_the_Gnoll	Yup. 22:11	Igfig	Yep. 22:11	Slim_Bankshot	hang on i lost connection to the map 22:11	Wilco	Eeeyup
Slim_Bankshot: should e2 be moved?
Poen: Hey, just wondering, what happened to our little pets?? The Doctor and them? Are they just hanging onto us for dear life?
Igfig: Sure, but where?
Wilco: I assume they are on the docks watching us
Wilco: Doc on the Docks
Wilco: heheh
Slim_Bankshot: where is thorn?
Igfig: and they're probably with Lucas on shore, or with the PCs who aren't here
dreyrugr_nott: Thron is on the eel
dreyrugr_nott: thorn*
Igfig: on the eel
Lucas_Strongbow: The pets are all fishing up here
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Very on the eel.
Lucas_Strongbow: it is adorable
Wilco: Aaww
Igfig: E2 is now by Thorn and the big eel
Brigsby: perfect
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20 +10 vs thorn ac
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, vs thorn ac: [2] = 12
dreyrugr_nott: Big eel crushes little eel
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Total miss.
Igfig: To the utmost.
Slim_Bankshot: .... bullcrap! really?!
Slim_Bankshot: Fortuna...
Igfig: Fortuna is fickle.
Slim_Bankshot: You are....
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Apparently it is really hard to hit people riding thrashing giant eels.
Brigsby: it's payback
Igfig: Luckily she seems to like people being awesome, at least
Slim_Bankshot: YOU ARE BAD!
Wilco: We should bribe fortuna
Wilco was kicked by Fortuna (That's quite enough.                          Come back when you know how to treat a lady.)
Igfig: Wilco turn!
Brigsby: ahahaha
Wilco quit.
dreyrugr_nott: HAHAHAHAHA
Igfig: hahahahahaha
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What timing.
Heronius_Napalm: Ha
Far-Walker: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Lucas_Strongbow: YES
Poen: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wilco2 joined #pwot_dnd.
Slim_Bankshot: pwned
Far-Walker: oh man
Wilco2: WHA?!
Brigsby: the best
dreyrugr_nott: HAHA
Poen: That was amazing.
Far-Walker: Best thing
Wilco2: What the hell?!
Igfig: Don't insult her honour, dude
Heronius_Napalm: I love you Fortuna
Fortuna blushes.
Igfig: she doesn't like it
Heronius_Napalm: Don't ever change
dreyrugr_nott: Fortuna is the best
Brigsby: Fortuna is awesome
Slim_Bankshot: fortuna doesn't take those, I guess
dreyrugr_nott: Marry me fortuna
Fortuna blushes.
Igfig: Okay, okay.
Slim_Bankshot: anyway, I missed.. I am being ridden
Igfig: No, the huge eel is being ridden
Igfig: e2 is just there
Igfig: Wilco, it is your turn.  What would you like to do?
Wilco2: Have we connected the grappling hook to the boat?
Igfig: We have not, no.
Wilco2: We can get the Eel to pull our boat to the surface
dreyrugr_nott: It's connected to the eel
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nope, grappling hook is connected to the giant eel.
Wilco2: There are usually two ends to a grappling hook
Igfig: the other end is currently free, yeah
Wilco2: Okay I'll grab that and swim over to the boat to connect it
Wilco2: 1d20+6 to swim
Fortuna: Wilco2, to swim: [11] = 17
Lucas_Strongbow: It's bloodied, so we can intimidate it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, Wilco you may want to attack E2 or something instead.
Igfig: Okay Wilco, you can get there with a double move
Wilco2: I'll do that then
Wilco2: do I need to roll another athletics?
Igfig: nah, don't worry bout that
Igfig: but make a Theivery check to find a good place to attach the ropel
Wilco2: okay then
Wilco2: fuck
Wilco2: oh no
Wilco2: COME ON FORTUNA
Wilco2: I am sorry for everything I have ever said about you
Wilco2: 1d20
Fortuna: Wilco2, 1d20: [5] = 5
Wilco2: NOOOOO
Brigsby: apology: denied
dreyrugr_nott: Can I roll an assist?
Heronius_Napalm: Your pleas fall on deaf ears
Wilco2: can he roll an assist?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And that's the problem with apologizing to someone only when you want something from them.
Wilco2: she*
dreyrugr_nott: Or am I too far away
Igfig: Uh, yeah sure.  Make a Perception check, Drey.
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+7
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+7: [10] = 17
dreyrugr_nott: Aw yeah
dreyrugr_nott: I think
Igfig: That's enough for a +2... 
Wilco2: bah
dreyrugr_nott: Oh right.
dreyrugr_nott: Shit
Igfig: actually, screw it
Igfig: it'd be enough to see a good spot if you /weren't/ aiding Wilco
Igfig: so yeah, let's say that's good enough to find said spot
Wilco2: HUZZAH!
Igfig: but wilco's knot leaves something to be desired
Wilco2: You're a good man igfig
Brigsby: it's the power of love
Brigsby: that made that a success
Wilco2: Wilco can never learn to love. That is why the knot feels empty
Igfig: Okay.  Lucas, you doing anything?
dreyrugr_nott: Wilco loves an alcoholic slut
Lucas_Strongbow: shooting ate2 i guess
Igfig: kay
Lucas_Strongbow: right, clever shot
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+10-2
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+10-2: [20] = 28
Igfig: WOO
Lucas_Strongbow: oooh
dreyrugr_nott: AW YEAH
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet.
Lucas_Strongbow: 15 damage
Lucas_Strongbow: and is there anywhere interesting to slide him?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Into the giant eels mouth?  Suppose that won't work though.
Igfig: Well, there are some splintery holes in the hull
Igfig: you could probably slide it in there and get it stuck
Lucas_Strongbow: Or I could slow it
Brigsby: hehe
Lucas_Strongbow: And I'll just do that
Igfig: oh wait, it's closer than that
Igfig: oh, ok
Lucas_Strongbow: Anyway I should probably start making my way down
Lucas_Strongbow: So i dive in
Lucas_Strongbow: Swan dive
Igfig: E2 is bloodied
Igfig: okay
Igfig: Want to do anything with your minor?
Lucas_Strongbow: nah
Lucas_Strongbow: All the pets are impressed by my swan dive though
Igfig: Knowledge check of some sort?  Nature?
Lucas_Strongbow: On the big eel
Lucas_Strongbow: ?
Igfig: Sure, I dunno
Lucas_Strongbow: yeah why not
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, 1d20+11: [2] = 13
Lucas_Strongbow: pfft
Wilco2: Get it to swim to the surface so it can drag the boat up
Lucas_Strongbow: I know nothing of eels
Igfig: well
Igfig: you're a little concerned that the eel hasn't shocked for a while now
Lucas_Strongbow: ...
Igfig: so it'll probably do that again real soon
Lucas_Strongbow: I sure am
dreyrugr_nott: Oh son of a bitch
dreyrugr_nott: Ig, do we know that since we're underwater?
Igfig: and on its back is a dangerous place to be in such situations
Igfig: yeah, you all know that now
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So if someone could intimidate the beast before its turn that'd probably be handy.
Slim_Bankshot: And the star on the end of its tail is starting to glow
Wilco2: Quick grab it!
dreyrugr_nott: Waffle grabs the star and dies
Igfig: Oh, also
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Like Brigsby has the same intimidate as me.
Igfig: you're not sure that the eel is strong enough to pull the entire wreck by itself, or at least not in its current state
dreyrugr_nott: I have a +3 to intimidate so I can't really do anything about it
Wilco2: Drey go and push it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or Far has a high nature check to try and tame it with non-intimidation means.
Far-Walker: Far will do that!
Igfig: Drey, it is your turn.
Far-Walker: on his turn
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
dreyrugr_nott: I can't really do an intimidate on the eel from here can I?
Igfig: From there, no
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
Igfig: Really, the best place to intimidate the eel is from where Thorn is
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+3 to move to the eel
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, to move to the eel: [11] = 14
Igfig: okay
dreyrugr_nott: Hero loses his cover
Heronius_Napalm scowl
dreyrugr_nott: I'll try an intimidate
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+3
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+3: [9] = 12
dreyrugr_nott: :(
Wilco2: poor girl
Wilco2: can I try an assist? To make it up to her
dreyrugr_nott: I let loose a soft growl
Igfig: There were probably better options there, Drey
dreyrugr_nott: Yeah probably
dreyrugr_nott: I suppose I'll action point
Igfig: and any help you could give there wouldn't be enough
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's okay, we still have time before my riding this eel like a mechanical bull ends like the hot sauce distillery.
Wilco2: even a d20?
Igfig: what
Wilco2: never mind
dreyrugr_nott: Actually
dreyrugr_nott: I still have a minor
dreyrugr_nott: No action point yet
Igfig: okay
dreyrugr_nott: I'll form of relentless panther
Igfig: aight
dreyrugr_nott: Then I'll action point to attack the eel with it's encounter power
dreyrugr_nott: 1d20+6
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, 1d20+6: [11] = 17
Igfig: E2, you mean?  Or Big E?
dreyrugr_nott: vs ref
dreyrugr_nott: Big E
Thorn_the_Gnoll: No E2 I'd suggest.
Igfig: Yeah, that's a hit.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or too late.
Igfig: Either way
Igfig: It would hit either
dreyrugr_nott: Hold on
dreyrugr_nott: I am telepathically consulting the party
dreyrugr_nott: It's against E2
Igfig: okay
Igfig: then roll damage
dreyrugr_nott: 2#1d8+5 and ongoing
Fortuna: dreyrugr_nott, and ongoing: [7] = 12; and ongoing: [6] = 11
dreyrugr_nott: 5 damage
dreyrugr_nott: So 23 and ongoing 5
Igfig: I'm afraid the 23 kills e2 outright
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
Igfig: You rend the eel limb from... uh... tail
Igfig: I guess eels dont' have limbs
dreyrugr_nott: Well there's that
dreyrugr_nott: End turn
Igfig: but you rend it well with your panther claws
dreyrugr_nott: "FISH!"
dreyrugr_nott: "I love seafood."
Igfig: Okay.  Far!
dreyrugr_nott: "Other sterotypical cat things."
Far-Walker: Woo me!
Far-Walker: First the athletics check
Far-Walker: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Far-Walker, 1d20+7: [7] = 14
Igfig: All good
Far-Walker: Moving up to big eel
Far-Walker: And now i'm going to Nature it /so hard/
Igfig: All right
Far-Walker: 1d20+11 Nature
Fortuna: Far-Walker, Nature: [10] = 21
Lucas_Strongbow: The eel whisperer
Igfig: All right
Igfig: Are you trying for something specific?
Far-Walker: Trying to BEND IT TO OUR WILL
Igfig: Gotcha
dreyrugr_nott: In other words he wants it to move our ship
Far-Walker: In other words, if there's any advice or knowledge that I can pass on to Thorn about steering the thing, or just establish dominance or something
dreyrugr_nott: PUNCH IT IN THE FACE
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Doesn't punching things in the snout always work?
Igfig: Well so first of all, you grant Thorn a +4 bonus on his big Intimidate check
Heronius_Napalm: I would like to explode it.
Igfig: Often, yes
Igfig: Due to miscellaneous eel knowldege
Igfig: second,
Far-Walker: Far's not go thte strength for a snout-punch
dreyrugr_nott: drey does
Igfig: you realize that that star thing on its tail is not entirely natural
Igfig: that is, the lightning here isn't just generated biologically
Igfig: but also magically
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That's a shocker.
Brigsby: uh oh
Thorn_the_Gnoll: *badum tish*
dreyrugr_nott: Ah shit son got some magic up in this bitch
Far-Walker: it's miracles
Heronius_Napalm: Magic you say? That is my area.
Far-Walker: Give it an Arcana check next time around
dreyrugr_nott: No it isn't far. There's no rainbows or magnets around here
Igfig: and yes, Far's got some solid inklings on just how the magic may work
Far-Walker: Yay!
Igfig: enough to open up the Arcana skill for shenanigans
Heronius_Napalm: I do love some shenanigans.
Igfig: and grant a +2 bonus to said Arcana checks
Wilco2: shenanigans are my favourite kind of anigans
Far-Walker: Alright, shenanigans the fuck out of this thing Hero.
Igfig: More like nanigans
Heronius_Napalm rubs hands together
Igfig: Word up
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+15 Arcana of Mischief
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, Arcana of Mischief: [6] = 21
Far-Walker: Anyway, that it for knowledge gained? What actions do I have left
Igfig: oh, whoops
Igfig: Uh, what else did you want to know?
Heronius_Napalm: oh ... its still your turn
Igfig: And I think you have a minor action left
Far-Walker: Hm...Any glaring weak spots?
Far-Walker: Just in case riding it like a mechanical bull doesn't work out
Igfig: Well, magically speaking, the tail
Igfig: physically speaking, its snout is rather sensitive
Igfig: and uh, I guess its nostrils specifically
dreyrugr_nott: PUNCH IT UP THE NOSE
Igfig: these eels aren't fully aquatic, they can breathe air directly if they need
Heronius_Napalm: Convenient
Igfig: and if you plug its nose, it's likely to try to swim up toward the surface
Far-Walker: Alright. To end, Encaging Spirtis to push it and Thorn to a currently unoccupied space, where the eel's slowed
dreyrugr_nott: Guys
Igfig: to try to breathe
dreyrugr_nott: The eel is tied to the boat, plug it's nose
Igfig: and that knowledge is the +4 you're granting Thorn
Heronius_Napalm: The knot is not great
Heronius_Napalm: And it can't haul the boat up alone.
Far-Walker: alright
Wilco2: maybe we should have kept some of them alive
dreyrugr_nott: One of use could retie the not
dreyrugr_nott: knot*
Igfig: Actually, remember when I said the tail is a weak spot?  That's not quite accurate
Wilco2: so we could have a dogsled
Wilco2: of eels and boats
Igfig: It's more of an "open" spot
Far-Walker: Alright, everything's pushed, so end turn
Igfig: so it'd be vulnerable to hostile magics, yes
Far-Walker: Big E is slowed
Far-Walker: NOW Hero
Heronius_Napalm: Alright
Igfig: but you could probably use it for benefical magic as well
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, Heronius_Napalm 's turn.
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+13+2 Arcana of Mischief
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, Arcana of Mischief: [9] = 24
Igfig: Indeed
Igfig: Damn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet, a better roll too.
Heronius_Napalm: Is that good enough?
Igfig: That is a lot of Arcana
Igfig: What are you trying to do exaclty?
Heronius_Napalm: Fucked if I know
dreyrugr_nott: Mischief of course
Igfig: Make something up
Heronius_Napalm: indeed
dreyrugr_nott: (You could magically tie the knot)
Far-Walker: Identify it
dreyrugr_nott: (So it's stronger)
Brigsby: control it into dragging the ship up or something
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm thinking we're doing something with the star.
Heronius_Napalm: (that has nothing to do with it)
Heronius_Napalm: Dominate it?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Like maybe prevent it from electrocuting everyone?
Brigsby: yes, dominate it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or domination is great.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Technically that prevents it from electrocuting everyone as well.
Igfig: It won't be true domination--you need a power for that--but you could certainly instill a suggestion
Heronius_Napalm: hmmm
dreyrugr_nott: I would strengthen the knot
Far-Walker: You can be all passive-aggresive about it
dreyrugr_nott: then the rest of us could plug it's nose
Heronius_Napalm: (the knot is too far)
dreyrugr_nott: Oh
dreyrugr_nott: Crap
Igfig: Hero does have two actions, remember
Far-Walker: Be a real bitch about how it'd be SO NICE if someone else did the pushing the boat up for once
Igfig: you could do the knot with mage hand or something
Heronius_Napalm: Suggestoin: These people are not enemies
Igfig: I think that's a minor
Heronius_Napalm: I'll get to the know
Heronius_Napalm: knot*
Heronius_Napalm: hmmm
Heronius_Napalm: What could I tell the eel to do.
Wilco2: Tell it not to murder us by shocking
Heronius_Napalm: There is that I guess
Heronius_Napalm: I tell it to stop fighting us, we are far too powerful
Heronius_Napalm: I show us in all of our glory and splendour
Heronius_Napalm: almost too incredible to behold
Heronius_Napalm: Nothing may stand against us
Heronius_Napalm: The eel would do well to fear and respect us.
dreyrugr_nott: And fingers plays a guitar solo from wherever he is
Heronius_Napalm: Also I mage hand the knot.
dreyrugr_nott: which reaches the eel through the power of rock
Wilco2: Guys don't rock remember
Wilco2: the people think rockers destroyed this planet
Igfig: The eel believes you
Heronius_Napalm: Yay.
Wilco2: Hurray
dreyrugr_nott: *Crotch thrust*
Igfig: and judges it wise to flee in whatever direction seems best
Wilco2: *super crotch thrust*
dreyrugr_nott: Thorn is still on it
Igfig: or at least, retreat
Brigsby: best had better be up
Heronius_Napalm: It can't get far regardless.
Igfig: that's another +4 on Thorn's final initmidate
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet.
Heronius_Napalm: I'm done
Far-Walker: That's what, +8 so far? On top of his normal stuff?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup.
Igfig: it also stops building up the charge in its tail, although it doesn't release it either
Igfig: just stored there as potential
Igfig: and also, for the mage hand
Igfig: theivery check to tie the know
Igfig: knot
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+2: [3] = 5
Heronius_Napalm: yeh
Igfig: uh oh
Brigsby: a boy scout Heronius wasn't
Heronius_Napalm: discard NOT IN THE FACE please
Fortuna: You do not have that card in hand.
Heronius_Napalm: discard NOT IN THE FACE! please
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm discarded NOT IN THE FACE!
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew GAMBLER'S SOLACE (R)
Fortuna: Roll a d10 or a d20. If the result is even, you gain that many temporary hit points. If it is odd, you lose that many hit points.
Igfig: hmm
Igfig: Well, it's Poen's turn!
Igfig: PoenPoenPoen
Igfig: oh well
Far-Walker: Poen poen po-poen, me-my-mo-moen
Igfig: okay, I guess Poen delays
Poen: askjdhflkajdsfh
Poen: Hi
Poen: Um
Far-Walker: Brilliant timing
Igfig: oh, hey
Igfig: aright
Poen: From what I gather, we're trying to make it so that the big eel heeds our commands?
Igfig: yeah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup.
Poen: I don't know if I can help with that at all. What can I do to assist?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: If you have anything that can grant buddies bonuses to skill checks that'd be handy.
Wilco2: Rock the fuck out?
Wilco2: Shatter it's petty ear drums
Igfig: Well, you've mostly solved the problem of getting it to obey, but you still need to A. tie the rope to the ship, and B. find some way to deal with the fact that the eel is not quite qtrong enough to pull the ship on its own, at least not in its curent state
Wilco2: Can anyone heal it?
Poen: Could I heal the eel, then?
Wilco2: Also I thought we already tied it?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'd save healing it till after we've got it working for us.
dreyrugr_nott: It was tied horribly
Poen: What should I roll to try and tie it up better?
dreyrugr_nott: Ig, if the strongest of us got together and tried to assist the eel, would we be able to pull it up?
Wilco2: True
Wilco2: Try and tie it
Wilco2: we need to heal it first
Igfig: That would certainly help
dreyrugr_nott: Roll thievery poen
Wilco2: and then we need to make sure to patch that hole once the boat is on the surface so it doesn't just sink back down
Igfig: but you'd probably need something bigger and more impressive than "we all help push" to be sure of getting it out
dreyrugr_nott: True
Wilco2: Drey's earth bending?
Wilco2: Like raise the earth beneath the boat
dreyrugr_nott: I am an earth warden
Poen: 1d20 thievery to tie the eel better
Fortuna: Poen, thievery to tie the eel better: [20] = 20
dreyrugr_nott: Would that help in any way?
dreyrugr_nott: YES
Wilco2: HELL YES
Brigsby: I think I may have an answer
Poen: Heck. Yes.
dreyrugr_nott: Poen ties the eel in a nice little knot
Igfig: You tie a kick-ass knot
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet.
Poen: Thank you, Fortuna!
Fortuna: You're welcome.
dreyrugr_nott: I'm picturing the eel as a balloon animal right now
Wilco2: The knot is so amazing, it causes all who look upon it to feel shame at their own feeble knot tying skills
Igfig: going all over the rigging and masts and stuff
Brigsby: Poen was an Eagle scout
Igfig: it's tied down like a maiden in distress and you're twiddling your evil moustache for all you're worth
dreyrugr_nott: So what now?
Poen: I got all the knot-tying badges. All of then.
Poen: *them
Igfig: to answer that question, yeah, earthbendy stuff would help some
Brigsby: There's only one, but you earned the /shit/ out of that badge
Poen: I'll heal it now, then?
Igfig: do you have that level of mastery though?
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
Igfig: sure
dreyrugr_nott: Uh hold on
Poen: Healing Word on the eel.
dreyrugr_nott: Let me see some powers
Poen: Wait.
Igfig: That's something on the same level as a ritual, drey
Poen: Okay
Brigsby: that's probably not a good idea
dreyrugr_nott: I have thorn strike which might be a bit of help
Brigsby: if you consider punching holes in the bottom "helping", yes
Igfig: Poen, you could make a Religion check to modify Healing Word somewhat
Wilco2: use regular earth bending and just raise the earth
Wilco2: heal it and give it more strength?
Poen: could I? Sure.
Igfig: so it's less a matter of straight-up healing and more of strengthening
Poen: 1d20+6 religion check
Fortuna: Poen, religion check: [15] = 21
Igfig: Sure, I'm just throwing aroun dideas
dreyrugr_nott: Wooooooo!
Poen: I am on a roll.
Brigsby: watch Thorn roll a 1 after all of this, and the eel goes on a rampage
Wilco2: Roll
Wilco2: dice
Wilco2: hah
Igfig: And that is plenty good enough, Poen
dreyrugr_nott: So ig. That's a no on moving the earth?
Poen: Awesome. So I modify Healing Word and cast it on the eel to heal.
Wilco2: and strengthen
Poen: Is it still 1d6?
Wilco2: healing surge + 1d6
Igfig: Uh, that's a yes, but not on a huge scale
dreyrugr_nott: Define huge scale
dreyrugr_nott: Just under the ship is what I'm thinking
Poen: What do I roll (if anything) for the healing surge?
Wilco2: nothing
Wilco2: just the surge value
dreyrugr_nott: Or I could lower the earth around the ship
Wilco2: why lower
Igfig: It'll be more of a "+2 to the eel's big check" than "push with the same force as a giant eel"
Wilco2: raise
dreyrugr_nott: Alright
Poen: 1d6
Fortuna: Poen, 1d6: [2] = 2
dreyrugr_nott: I can do that
Igfig: Okay, that's all then, Poen?
dreyrugr_nott: So I'll go ahead and do that earth thing as an assist to th eeel
Poen: Yeah
Igfig: kay
dreyrugr_nott: Or were you talking to poen
Igfig: Brigsby!
Igfig: I was talking to you Drey
Brigsby: Howling Tempest to try and push the boat upwards?
dreyrugr_nott: K. I do that then
Wilco2: Do you think we could ask the villagers to help us push the boat up now that the eels are gone?
Igfig: Sure Brigsby, that'd work
Brigsby: alrighty
Heronius_Napalm: The villagers can keep their filthy hands off my boat.
Brigsby: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+8: [6] = 14
Igfig: arcana check, of course
Brigsby: oh Arcana?
Igfig: yeah, you're not really attackign anything
Brigsby: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+6: [2] = 8
Brigsby: :(
Igfig: and you're not sure you could assemble enough villagers in time
Igfig: and... wow, that wasn't so great
Igfig: but okay!
Brigsby: sadface
Igfig: Thorn, time for your big Intimidate check!
Brigsby: Well, uh, intimidate check to add to Thorn's thign?
Wilco2: Come on thorn
Wilco2: You cannot fail this
Wilco2: Yeah can I do one to add to it to?
Igfig: no, not really
Poen: Fortuna, we love you so much, please don't fail us now!
Fortuna smiles shyly.
Brigsby: I meant it was still my turn, so can I do the intimidate?
Brigsby: to assist Thorn further
Igfig: like I said earlier, standing next to the eel and making angry faces won't really help much
Wilco2: What if we make spooky faces?
Far-Walker: Write this fucker!
Wilco2: Will it just laugh at us?
Brigsby: Bluff? Diplomacy?
Igfig: so no, you can't really help Thorn with Intimidate
Igfig: but if you can think of something else to do
Brigsby: Did someone plug its' noses?
Wilco2: FUCK
Igfig: Thorn will be doing that as part of his check, I figure
Brigsby: I swim up and stick my feet in there
Igfig: Awesome
Brigsby: NOW end turn
Igfig: Okay!
Igfig: THORN
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yo.
Igfig: KNIT THE SCARF
Wilco2: DO IT THORN
Igfig: RIDE THE EEL
Wilco2: GREASE THE PIG
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, so +8 in addition to my intimidation right?
Igfig: Yep!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+18 to INTIMIDATE
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, to INTIMIDATE: [15] = 33
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, now to write it out.
Igfig: Well, ah...
Wilco2: well
dreyrugr_nott: Hell yes
Wilco2: that sure was something
Igfig: I'm not even sure how to describe this
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn clambers up to the head of the giant eel and punches it in the snout first, to get its attention and to establish dominance, before looking it straight in the eyes.
dreyrugr_nott: Awesome
Brigsby: it's a clusterfuck of eeliness
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He points at it.
dreyrugr_nott: that's how
Igfig: ah, great
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He points at his own two eyes, then back at the giant eel.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He then pointed up at the surface.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: To order it up.
Igfig: Okay
Igfig: Here's how this is going to go down
Wilco2: Thorn scares the crap out of me
Igfig: The eel has, let's say, a +11 bonus to this Str check on its own
Igfig: +2 for Drey's earthbending
dreyrugr_nott: Aw yeah
Brigsby: +2 for my "motivation"
Wilco2: I'd say that is a +4
Igfig: +2 for Brigsby's nose and shit amd temepst
Wilco2: dang
Igfig: +2 for Poen's heal-empowerment
Igfig: Is anybody helping to push?
Wilco2: I am
Heronius_Napalm: I will use magic to do something cool.
dreyrugr_nott: Hero is doing magic to help lift it
dreyrugr_nott: I assume
Igfig: +2 for you folks helping to push
Igfig: And +6 from Thorn's absolute mastery of its soul.
Poen: Should I help push as well?
Heronius_Napalm: 25
dreyrugr_nott: That is alot of +'s
Igfig: That's a total of +25, I think.
Wilco: well
Brigsby: 25, yes
Wilco: that sure is something
Igfig: Does anybody else have anything they want to do to help it out?
Wilco: And I love something, something is my favourite
Heronius_Napalm: Magic, make it think there is something shiny at the surface?
Heronius_Napalm: Carrot on a fishing pole.
Igfig: Eh
Igfig: let's leave it at 25 then
Lucas_Strongbow: Some sort of nature style coercement?
Lucas_Strongbow: eel whispering, basically
Heronius_Napalm: http://orgmotivation.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/bp-carrot-stick.jpg
Igfig: that is what Thorn's thing was
Igfig: Okay
Igfig: Thorn
Wilco: hero how did you find that so fast
Heronius_Napalm: google
Wilco: carrot on a fishing pole?
Heronius_Napalm: carrot stick
Igfig: You've got this eel stone cold commanded
Igfig: It's time to see just how hard that is.
Brigsby: hehe
Wilco: Here comes the moment of truth
Slim_Bankshot: wait is eel2 dead?
Wilco: I think so
Igfig: Roll time.  The honour is yours.
Heronius_Napalm: yed
Igfig: And yes.
Heronius_Napalm: Drey ravaged it
Heronius_Napalm: Honour is whose?
Heronius_Napalm: Mine?
Igfig: Thorn's/
Heronius_Napalm: puh
Brigsby: He's the eel-rider
Igfig: Thorn is the one riding it
Wilco: +25 mod
Wilco: do it thorn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sweet.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+25
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+25: [20] = 45
Heronius_Napalm: If you roll a 1 I will punch you in the dick
Wilco: YES
Heronius_Napalm: hahahahahah
Brigsby: WAH
Wilco: HOLY SHIT 
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wow.
Igfig: MOTHERFUCKING NATURAL 20
Poen: YES
Wilco: WE FUCKED THAT SHIT UP
Igfig: FORTUNA I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES
Igfig: AND ALSO THORNS
Slim_Bankshot: JESUS CHRIST
Brigsby: we need an oil painting of this
Igfig: YOUR TWIN BABIES
dreyrugr_nott: HOLY SBHIT
Wilco: just
Wilco: holy fuck
Heronius_Napalm: I will see what I can do.
Poen: Total and complete success.
Poen: Wow
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I AM KING OF THE EELS!
Wilco: I don't even know what to say
Brigsby: the eel breaking through the surface like a breaching whale, with Thorn riding on it's back
Wilco: that is just so perfect
Brigsby: silhouetted against the sun
Far-Walker: holy fuck
Igfig: Even does a jump thing like Free Willy
Igfig: all blasting water every which way
Igfig: right over the fucking dock
Igfig: pulling the wreck right up into the moorings
Wilco: It's... beautiful
Igfig: tied on tight every which way
Heronius_Napalm: Trumpets blaze.
Igfig: and then a couple loops around the bottom to tie it all off in a great big bow
Igfig: holy shit guys
Wilco: Hero, if we've ever needed a picture. We need it now
Igfig: you just tamed the eel, man.  You tamed it.
Slim_Bankshot: I couldn't have worded it better
Heronius_Napalm: I kow
Heronius_Napalm: I'm making a note.
Wilco: Thank you
dreyrugr_nott: What will we name it?
Heronius_Napalm: Boners
Brigsby: we seriously need like a... I forgot the name of the painting style
Slim_Bankshot: With that? I shall take my leave.
Wilco: Of Eels and Boats
Slim_Bankshot: Mr. Fish
Wilco: oh the eel
Wilco: I dunno
Igfig: I agree, this is the perfect place to stop.
Heronius_Napalm: Romantic style painting?
Heronius_Napalm: Yes
Heronius_Napalm: I need sleep
Brigsby: Yes, Romantic
Heronius_Napalm: I can barely stay awake.
Wilco: I think we all do
Igfig: Night Slim!
Lucas_Strongbow: we need some Frazetta style painting
Igfig: Night all!
Igfig: oh man yess
Lucas_Strongbow: Like the poster for National Lampoon's Vacation
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Night Slim.
Brigsby: or just a photoshopped version of that Napoleon crossing the Alps painting
Igfig: Thorn, 
Poen: G'night!
Igfig 4tips hat
Wilco quit.
dreyrugr_nott: That was so awesome
Igfig: Fortuna, I love you babe
Fortuna blushes.
Heronius_Napalm quit.
Brigsby: so do we level up after that hilarious shit?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So, awesome, yar.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: We'll find out later I think.
Igfig: and to all our viewers out there in Pwotland, a very good night to you too.
Brigsby: because I think that was worth like three levels
Igfig: and oh yeah, GO AND LEVEL THE FUCK UP