Wilco: blue
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Igfig: Last time on Shetland FIrestorm
dreyrugr_nott: White
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Wilco: by the way I'm wearing gloves so my fingers might accidentally hit other keys
dreyrugr_nott: Then take them off
Wilco: No
Wilco: my hands are cold
Frozenpie: nothing but complaints
Slim_Banksleepy: Do you live outside?
Wilco: No
Igfig: Having met the Backups, you investigated the weird complex they were at
Igfig: and figured out roughly how it worked
Lakanu: VERY roughly
Wilco: how roughly?
Igfig: and made plans to come back and take it apart to put in your ship.
Wilco: oh rad
Igfig: Read the logs, perhaps
Wilco: oh yeah
Igfig: Then you headed off to the center of the forest, where the greatest palaces and treasure were supposed to be
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah, we're starting?  Guess my buddy will be a little on the late side, he'll be here in about half an hour.
Igfig: and entered into one
Igfig: which turned out to be full of spiders
Igfig: you fought some
Igfig: and that is where we ended.
Igfig: So.
Igfig: You are in this room with pillars.
Igfig: and a large dead spider
Torin: that I totally murdered
Slim_Banksleepy: Also it is bleeding everywhere so yaknow, watch out for that
Igfig: Slim, you have the lead.  Take it away.
Heronius: This planet never ceases to find new and incredible ways to disgust me.
Heronius: I burn the corpes
Heronius: corpse*
black_dynamite: Wait
Slim_Banksleepy: Alright. So, does everyone know where they are?
black_dynamite: Can we harvest the fangs?
black_dynamite: As weapons?
Wilco: or extract the poison
Torin: I knew where I was until lots of blocks covered up the room
Slim_Banksleepy: (FYI, I am eating. So there will be pause as I digest large chunks of hamburger)
Heronius: You might have been able to at one point
Heronius: but now there is only fire.
Lakanu: Or weave the web into a delightful quilt
Heronius: Fires.
Torin: the worst quilt
Heronius: Buning.
black_dynamite: So can we slim?
Slim_Banksleepy: Can't do anything with the web
Igfig: The web is on fire, I think.
Slim_Banksleepy: Can try to salvage the fangs
Heronius: Yup.
Heronius: They are also on fire.
black_dynamite: What would I roll for that
Igfig: Nature check
Heronius: save vs fire.
Igfig: and/or heal
Igfig: perhaps both
black_dynamite: Anyone wanna assist?
Heronius: No.
Wilco: Sure
Lakanu: Sure
Torin: I am bad at nature
Wilco: what do I roll?
Lakanu: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+6: [11] = 17
Igfig: Anybody have Heal?
black_dynamite: 1d20+3 Nature
Fortuna: black_dynamite, Nature: [8] = 11
Wilco: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+1: [11] = 12
Wilco: balls
black_dynamite: 1d20+3 heal
Fortuna: black_dynamite, heal: [5] = 8
Wilco: well so much for that
black_dynamite: I could just try to rip it out with str
Lakanu: 1d20+6 Heal
Fortuna: Lakanu, Heal: [1] = 7
Lakanu: Nope
Wilco: haha
Igfig: I think you may have ruined them now kinda
Wilco: God dammit guys
black_dynamite: Dang
Lakanu: But my nature was good
Wilco: Oh are we allowed to be either of our characters?
Slim_Banksleepy: You rip the fangs off
Slim_Banksleepy: And stomp on them
Igfig: Yeah, but you guys did a bad job of cutting them out
Igfig: yeah, that
black_dynamite: Stomp stomp stomp
Lakanu: I'm super grossed out
Slim_Banksleepy: They are  nice little paste
Igfig: fangs are not like grapes
black_dynamite: Can we stomp on wilco now?
Heronius: I burn the paste
Igfig: that is not how you get the juice out
black_dynamite: So. Can we stomp on wilco now?
Slim_Banksleepy: You guys don't know how spiders work....
Torin: I say it was a vile creature and that we should move on
black_dynamite: Well so is wilco
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Speedily even.
Slim_Banksleepy: Well then
Slim_Banksleepy: Which direction?
black_dynamite: EVERY DIRECTION
Slim_Banksleepy: Down? Left? Right?
Wilco: UP
Wilco: Climb the walls
black_dynamite: DOWN
black_dynamite: We shall go down
Slim_Banksleepy: You came from up
Lakanu: Any signs that tell us anything?
Torin: Alright gang, let's split u- no not really
Wilco: oh
Lakanu: Bathrooms, information desk, smoothie stand?
Slim_Banksleepy: Look at the map
Wilco: No, I meant climb the walls
Slim_Banksleepy: Oh
Wilco: 1d20+9 athletics
Fortuna: Wilco, athletics: [6] = 15
Slim_Banksleepy: There's just burning spiderweb up there
Slim_Banksleepy: Wouldn't end well
Wilco: Oh god
Lakanu: Is there anything to suggest where the passages lead?
Slim_Banksleepy: Let me pill up ther map real quick
Torin: Insight to determine which way might be best?
Wilco: Let's go down
Wilco: that would probably be dungeoneering
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm leaning left, counter clockwise exploration.
Torin: dungeoneering is looking for traps and secret doors, Wilco
Wilco: I'm okay with going left
Wilco: not specifically that
Slim_Banksleepy: There are stairs to your left that lead up to where the spider was hanging
Lakanu: Let's not go there
Slim_Banksleepy: Wait. Ig help me with the directions
Wilco: Is the spider dead?
Torin: Let's go there
Igfig: sorry, was talking in ooc
Torin: Yes, we murdered it
Wilco: Then let's go and skin it
Wilco: take it's hide and make a delightful coat from it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's burning.
Torin: ...Hero just burned it
Wilco: Oh
Heronius: Let's just be off.
Heronius: One way is as good as another.
Torin: Left?
Heronius: Fine
Wilco: left!
Heronius: Left then.
Slim_Banksleepy: OK
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Going left it is.
Torin: Left it is
Torin: Left on the map, that is. Right for our characters, since they came from Up
Slim_Banksleepy: Oh
Slim_Banksleepy: To your right you find a large stone door with an indentation in the center
Wilco: What like a keyhole?
Slim_Banksleepy: It looks like it, yes
Torin: That's a hole. He said indent.
Slim_Banksleepy: But not a conventional key
Torin: BD, you know what to do
Wilco: Punch the door down BD
black_dynamite: Sorry
Heronius: Yes.
Heronius: Do that.
black_dynamite: it never scrolled down
black_dynamite: I shall punch this
black_dynamite: 1d20+8
Fortuna: black_dynamite, 1d20+8: [7] = 15
Wilco: dammit
Wilco: we are getting some shitty rolls tonight
black_dynamite: If drey was here, she could charge it
Wilco: I can try and charge it
Wilco: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+6: [13] = 19
Wilco: huzzah!
Lakanu: Or...we could try to figure out that lock
Slim_Banksleepy: You punch the wall, but there is only a dull thud as your knuckles collide with the thick stone
Torin: Who's good at perception or insight?
Heronius: I wonder what I did with that Barvo fellow...
Heronius: Ah well.
Lakanu: Perception, did you say?
Heronius: Arcana to see if the door is magical.
Lakanu: 1d20+13 Perception on door
Fortuna: Lakanu, Perception on door: [20] = 33
Torin: Perceive the balls out of that door
Wilco: yay!
Heronius: 1d20+14
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+14: [6] = 20
Lakanu: I DO
Lakanu: I perceive every atom of that door
Slim_Banksleepy: To figure out how to open it?
Lakanu: What it's deal is
Lakanu: WHo are it's friends, where does it like to go
Wilco: The door has no friends, it is a lonely door
Slim_Banksleepy: It is remarkably thick, even for a locked door. They indentation is obviously the only way to open it
Heronius: Whether it is magical
Slim_Banksleepy: But its a custom fit that nothing but the original can replicate
Torin: Okay, is indentation the only word we can use to describe the door? Because I'm just imagining like a dent in it.
Igfig: To the thesaurus!
Lakanu: I'm thinking more of a relief, or carving
Igfig: http://thesaurus.com/browse/indentation
Heronius: I was thinking hole.
Torin: Yeah, I think hole might be a better word
Wilco: Welp, let's go find the key
Igfig: Whatever it is, it takes a certain kind of key to fit it.
Wilco: South?
Torin: Well, we don't have the key
Torin: South it is
Wilco: Tally ho!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: People keep moving me, it is mildly disconcerting.
Igfig: This door opens, right?
Slim_Bankshot: Yes
Thorn_the_Gnoll: If not there's always door number 3.
Slim_Bankshot: This door opens easily
Wilco: a door knob?
Igfig: That E is just a room marker, not a monster
Wilco: So what is in this here room
Torin: Green...things
Slim_Bankshot: You recognize lots of strange things in this room. Entirely unlike anything else you have ever seen
Wilco: then how do we recognize them
Wilco: wait never mind that
Slim_Bankshot: Almost like the machine you saw on the ships,
Slim_Bankshot: But with a more organic feel
Heronius: hmmm.
Wilco: Welp, let's tear them out and put them in our ship
Heronius: Arcana check to dicscern any magical workings.
Heronius: 1d20+14
Fortuna: Heronius, 1d20+14: [20] = 34
Slim_Bankshot: Large slabs of crystal pulse with light
Heronius: yay
Torin: Fortuna being nice with the skill rolls tonight
Heronius: Which means all of our attacks will miss
Wilco: yup
Lakanu: I scrape my crystalline finger along one of them, producing a horrible sound
Slim_Bankshot: And arcs of electricity move up between small pillars
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Slim_Bankshot: So that was to understand whatever this is?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup.
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Frozenpie: damn thing
Frozenpie: in a magical sense to understand it.
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Slim_Bankshot: (sorry. eating rapidly)
Frozenpie: (mind kicking the dead Heronius)
Heronius was kicked by handofevil.
handofevil: There
Slim_Bankshot: Hero examines the devices briefly before acquiring an almost complete understanding of the room
Slim_Bankshot: The.... Leaves you?
Heronius_Napalm: ?
Slim_Bankshot: *then
Torin: I'm confused about what just happened
Heronius_Napalm: Oh
Heronius_Napalm: Odd...
Heronius_Napalm: The magic of this place has erased itself from my mind.
Slim_Bankshot:  20:22	Slim_Bankshot	Hero examines the devices briefly before acquiring an almost complete understanding of the room
black_dynamite: So use your understanding to do stuff
Heronius_Napalm: So what does "Then...Leaves you?" mean.
Slim_Bankshot: Hero is aware that this is obviously a control room of soe sort for a far greater power
Slim_Bankshot: I thought you left chat
Slim_Bankshot: I was confused
Heronius_Napalm: Oh
Heronius_Napalm: My connection was being weird is all
Heronius_Napalm: So I can activate something from here>
Heronius_Napalm: ?
Slim_Bankshot: Yes
Slim_Bankshot: This control room houses enormous power and is connected to this entire building
Slim_Bankshot: (Yay for high checks)
Heronius_Napalm: Can I use it to scry other parts of the building?
black_dynamite: Black Dynamite becomes bored
black_dynamite: He punches the concept of boredome
black_dynamite: boredom*
black_dynamite: 1d20+8
Fortuna: black_dynamite, 1d20+8: [12] = 20
black_dynamite: No one is bored every again
Aryanni_Sanguine: It begins...again...
Igfig: It's kinda fun I guess
Wilco: delf you suck at spelling
black_dynamite: Your face sucks at spelling
Aryanni_Sanguine: mmhhhm
Slim_Bankshot: brb guys
Heronius_Napalm: Your butt sucks at butt.
Slim_Bankshot: Sorry. Bloody nose (blowing my nose a lot)
Slim_Bankshot: Anywayyy
Slim_Bankshot: Hero
Slim_Bankshot: Can you what other parts of the building?
Slim_Bankshot: Scry?
Heronius_Napalm: Spy on.
Heronius_Napalm: See
Heronius_Napalm: etc
Slim_Bankshot: Oh
Slim_Bankshot: Not really
Slim_Bankshot: Most of it is sort of 'on/off'-ish
Wilco: flick random buttons?
Slim_Bankshot: And one of the crystal slabs is glowing different colors now
Heronius_Napalm: Never a good idea.
Heronius_Napalm: Hmmm.
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Heronius_Napalm: Leave everything off.
Heronius_Napalm: Find another room.
Heronius_Napalm: Let's go.
Wilco: Aawwww
Wilco: wait
Wilco: could you use this room to open that door?
Slim_Bankshot: The lights are moving in an unpredictable pattern as if self aware and independant
Lakanu: "Hello Dave"
Torin: DAVE isn't here
Slim_Bankshot: It makes no noise whatsoever
Lakanu: This is weird
Heronius_Napalm: Yup
Heronius_Napalm: Let's go somewhere else.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: To door number three!
Poen pops out of nowhere
Poen: "HI GUYS"
Heronius_Napalm: GAh!
Heronius_Napalm: Don't do that.
Wilco: AAAH
black_dynamite: "Man. I got this jive turkey."
Slim_Bankshot: (ig and I are discussing things)
Poen: (ok)
Slim_Bankshot: Sorry. Skype was being terrible
Slim_Bankshot: Where were we?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Going to door number 3 I think.
Wilco: we were leaving the room because hero doesn't want to exploit it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or explode it.
Igfig: There is no door #3
Igfig: just the rest of this room
Heronius_Napalm: Or try to guess what things do.
Torin: But wait, wasn't there an East?
Heronius_Napalm: great
Slim_Bankshot: I think by #3 they mean up the small flight of stairs
Igfig: ah, yes
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar.
Heronius_Napalm: Flip the switch that opens the nearest secret passage.
Slim_Bankshot: To where the spider was hanging
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Up by where I moved the T.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Which I think is me.
Torin: it's me
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Whoopsies.
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Wilco: is there an east to go to?
Milo_Magnus: hello
Igfig: Well, northeast
Igfig: Hi
Igfig: What is Slim doing
Slim_Bankshot: Sorry. Talking to my dad about things
Torin: Hey, more green things
Torin: OH GOD A BEE
Slim_Bankshot: So up those stairs towards whatever that is?
Wilco: yes
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Sounds safe.
Slim_Bankshot: OK
Slim_Bankshot: You walk up the stairs slowly and find a large, cobweb covered piece of machinery.
Torin: Wilco, lead the way
Wilco: Burn it?
Slim_Bankshot: You have no idea what it does, but cn tell theat it was definately a man made machine
Torin: No, don't burn the machinery
Wilco: No I mean the webs
Wilco: In case any spiders are hiding up there
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Maybe that control panel thing earlier controls this thing?
Torin: I changed my mind, I'll lead the way
Slim_Bankshot: Hero can tell it is somehow connected to the previous room
Wilco: I told you, turn everything on in that last room
Aryanni_Sanguine: cuz that's reaaaaaaal safe.....
Wilco: it is
Wilco: it's not like there is an explode everything button in there
Heronius_Napalm: How do I activate this part?
Wilco: hero knows that machine inside out
Slim_Bankshot: But it is dusty and old and you can tell it hasn't moved for years
Torin: he says, as he presses the "explode everything" button
Aryanni_Sanguine: oh, okay then wilco....ya never know...
Heronius_Napalm: I have master level knowledge.
Slim_Bankshot: So there you have it
Slim_Bankshot: Big machine
Slim_Bankshot: Old
Milo_Magnus: old enough to be "vintage"?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or maybe retro?
Slim_Bankshot: I'd say just old
Heronius_Napalm: Make it move.
Slim_Bankshot: Made of stone, mostly
Slim_Bankshot: Also, it's hucking fuge
Thorn_the_Gnoll: More weird machinery like that other place then.
Slim_Bankshot: Not the kind of thing you can just ahove
black_dynamite: I'll ahove anything I want
black_dynamite: 1d20+5 to ahove
Fortuna: black_dynamite, to ahove: [15] = 20
Heronius_Napalm: I meant with the controls.
Lakanu: We keep on encountering these massive engineering projects
Lakanu: This planet must have been a big deal
Slim_Bankshot: Apparently
Slim_Bankshot: But then 
Slim_Bankshot: ... OK i forget what happened.
Heronius_Napalm: Huh.
black_dynamite: I shoved something
Poen: We were ahoving things, actually.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: We've found this big machine thing, BD ahoved it, Hero was thinking on activating it using those controls earlier, makybe.
Milo_Magnus: can I just shoot it
Slim_Bankshot: You shove the giant mechanism (BD) but it barely moves at all
Milo_Magnus: with my crossbow?
Heronius_Napalm: I wanted to use the controls to move the machine.
Slim_Bankshot: Hero you are going to fuddle with the control room?
Milo_Magnus: I can shoot the controls with my crossbow!
Heronius_Napalm: yes
Slim_Bankshot: Hero wanders away from you guys and starts messing with things in the control room
Slim_Bankshot: A moment later
Slim_Bankshot: There is a loud grinding as the mechanism starts to move
Thorn_the_Gnoll: While everyone but Wilco watches from a safe distance away.
Wilco: I stand there and admire it
Slim_Bankshot: One of the lights on the crystal slab starts to dance back and fourth quickly almost like a smile
Wilco: about a meter away
Poen: "Oh look it's happy."
Slim_Bankshot: Only hero is in that room
Lakanu: Hero is pleasuring the machine
Slim_Bankshot: You know not of its happiness
black_dynamite: Is there a laughing skull?
Milo_Magnus: Hey hero I just came in to see how you were doing and YOWZA that is some happy ass crystal
Heronius_Napalm: Indeed.
Slim_Bankshot: The lights stop and begin moving erratically again
Heronius_Napalm: Hero continues to focus on working the machine
Wilco: pleasure the machine hero
Slim_Bankshot: As you mess around, the machine in the other room starts making a grinding noise
Heronius_Napalm: Don't make this weird.
Poen: Wilco, that's gross. You're gross.
Slim_Bankshot: As if it is being pushed in the wrong direction
black_dynamite: Well he is canadian
Milo_Magnus: It sounds like Thorn is digesting that school child
Wilco: you have to be gental Hero
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I didn't eat any school children earlier.
Milo_Magnus: heheh,  I thought you wrote out genital for a second
Poen: "You are bad at this, Hero."
Lakanu: Tell it you love it
Heronius_Napalm: All of you shut up.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's all just part of the daily grind.
Slim_Bankshot: Suddenly there is a large crashing noise and a chunk of the machine falls off
Slim_Bankshot: Very near Wilco
Lakanu: Well...shit
Wilco: oh my
Poen: "You are REALLY bad at this, Hero."
Wilco: I kick the piece that fell off
Slim_Bankshot: The lights start flashing wildly as if panicing
Aryanni_Sanguine: apparently the machine hates you too Wilco, not just Fortuna
Heronius_Napalm: "I think it's working!"
Thorn_the_Gnoll just sits back and scratches himself behind the ear.
Lakanu: Is it possible to communicate telepathically with the machine?
Poen: I poke the piece that fell off and examine it. Do I find anything interesting?
Lakanu: It seems to be sentient
Slim_Bankshot: Wilco notices a door near him slide open It's a giant piece of stone with a bit of broze in it
Wilco: "Oh hey there is a door over here, you did something right hero"
Milo_Magnus: Let me take a look, I haven't done much of anything today
Wilco: I walk through the door to explore what is down there
Torin: I follow him because he will die if I don't
Slim_Bankshot: It is a large chunk of stone with some bronze in it, poen
Slim_Bankshot: Nothing special
Thorn_the_Gnoll: How heavy is it?
Slim_Bankshot: It's easily twice the size of your largest party member
Torin: That'd be Wilco
Slim_Bankshot: And stone
Wilco: You don't have to sugar coat my name slim
Slim_Bankshot: So very
Heronius_Napalm: brb
Wilco: So there is nothing down the door?
Wilco: through*
Igfig: There is something
Wilco: What kind of something?
Torin: something with eight legs
Wilco: SHIIITT
black_dynamite: There is bronze
Thorn_the_Gnoll: There is bees.
black_dynamite: When slim said that, the first thing I thought of was my campaign's first boss.
Torin: lots and lots of pillars
Igfig: There are a great number of pillars
Igfig: with walls between many of them
Wilco: LET'S BREAK THEM DOWN
Wilco: oh
Igfig: shifting and grinding up and down in no pattern that you can discern
Wilco: MORE SPIDERW
Wilco: s
Milo_Magnus: we're in some kind of orgy
Wilco: a spider orgy
Milo_Magnus: a wall orgy
Poen: "Ew."
Lakanu: My guess is a computer
Milo_Magnus: I don't see any spiders, dude
Wilco: I think I'll try and break down one of the walls by charging at it
Wilco: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+6: [17] = 23
Igfig: Roll damage
Wilco: uhh
black_dynamite: Boy, you know nothing of breaking down walls
Wilco: 1d8+4
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d8+4: [4] = 8
black_dynamite: 1d20+8 WALL PUNCH
Fortuna: black_dynamite, WALL PUNCH: [3] = 11
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What if breaking stuff is bad?
black_dynamite: :(
Igfig: You chip the wall a bit
Wilco: YEAH!
black_dynamite: Fortuna hates black dynamite
black_dynamite: This is unforgiveable
Wilco: fortuna is racist
Igfig: it's stone, but the stone looks like a thick paneling over something mechanical or electronic within
Milo_Magnus: don't touch anything then
Torin: I yell back to Hero and tell him to turn the crystals off
Milo_Magnus: hey
Wilco: if he turns the crystals off the door will close
Wilco: and we will be trapped in here
Milo_Magnus: how do we know that fucking around with this stuff isn't going to set off some defensive measures
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Except that he can just turn it on again.
Milo_Magnus: like turrets or some shit
Wilco: do you expect hero to do that thorn?
Torin: I like my plan better than your "punch the wall" plan
Igfig: The wall you charged retracts back into the floor, revealing a clear passage through a few of the pillars for a couple seconds, before more walls slide up to block it again
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It'd either be that or lose his investments.
Wilco: oh dammit not one of these puzzles
Lakanu: I say we leap through
Lakanu: timing
Torin: Hooray for an hour of reflex checks
Wilco: huzzah
Torin: Hero, turn the crystals off
Heronius_Napalm: Not on my watch.
Lakanu: I hope I can do acrobatics for this
Heronius_Napalm: I begin furiously messing with the machine controls.
Milo_Magnus: I know I can
Wilco: can't we just walk through?
Igfig: But you do catch sight of something large and mechanical scuttling around one of the walls
Heronius_Napalm: Using all of my newly acquired knowledge
Torin: Robo-spider
Igfig: Well, the walls don't move all that fast
Milo_Magnus: I pull out my crossbow
Igfig: basically, they shift around at the start of each person's turn
Wilco: see?
Heronius_Napalm: Should I enter the room so we can roll init?
Wilco: we can just walk through
Igfig: I roll two dice to determine which directions are clear for you
Milo_Magnus: so we're all gonna get separated if we tried to find a way through?
Lakanu: Oh, cool
Igfig: Sure, and perhaps
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Only kinda separated.
Heronius_Napalm: It will be a hell of a fight.
Torin: Alright, so we need a plan for this
Wilco: maybe we should all just go at once
Igfig: For instance
Igfig:  2d4
Fortuna: Igfig,  2d4: [2, 1] = 3
Igfig: Whoever's turn it is can move north or east this turn
Igfig: up to six squares
Wilco: 3 is south, 4 is west I assume?
Igfig: Yup
Torin: robo spider is scuttling around the walls, that means we need to have defenders on the outside with squishier guys in the middle
Wilco: okay guys
Wilco: which way do we want to go through this
Wilco: there is a door on the east side
Wilco: and one on the south
Aryanni_Sanguine quit.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: We should aim for the east side door I think.
Torin: East, because I don't want to backtrack
Heronius_Napalm: Roll init first?
Igfig: Please do
Torin: 1d20+5 init
Fortuna: Torin, init: [16] = 21
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+4: [1] = 5
Wilco: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Wilco, 1d20+8: [19] = 27
Wilco: WWWOOOOOOOO
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+10: [9] = 19
Heronius_Napalm: I am the best at init.
black_dynamite: 1d20+7
Fortuna: black_dynamite, 1d20+7: [5] = 12
Lakanu: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+4: [10] = 14
Igfig: Someone please record those
Igfig: also:
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Poen: 1d20+3
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+3: [10] = 13
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Thorn_the_Gnoll: ANd I'll roll initiaitve for my buddy since he's having issues.
Igfig:  5#1d20+5
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [4] = 9; 1d20+5: [8] = 13; 1d20+5: [16] = 21; 1d20+5: [10] = 15; 1d20+5: [8] = 13
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+2: [7] = 9
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Igfig: with the code SS
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+6: [20] = 26
Igfig: We're doing this with actual squares, because it wouldn't make sense with regions
Milo_Magnus: YES
Igfig: Actually, imma see if we can zoom in a little
Torin: Wilco, Torin, S3, Thorn, S4 Lakanu, S2, S3, Poen, Black Dynamite, S1, Hero
Torin: Assuming they're spiders
Wilco: GOD DAMMIT MILO
Wilco: YOU FUCKER
Torin: Milo second
Wilco: milo is first
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Put Aryanni right before Hero, and Milo goes second with a surprise round cause he got a crit.
Slim_Bankshot: Second
Wilco: oh
Torin: 26 is less than 27
Slim_Bankshot: Wilco can't count, apparently
Wilco: I meant he goes first
Torin: Wilco, Milo, Torin, S3, Thorn, S4 Lakanu, S2, S3, Poen, Black Dynamite, S1, Aryanni, Hero
Thorn_the_Gnoll: This is new learning?
Wilco: not first for the entire ecounter
Igfig: Here is a more zoomed map for this
Torin: Torin is TD
Wilco: why D
Torin: Torin Drotho
Wilco: oh okay
Torin: init is up
Wilco: Guys which door are we heading for
Thorn_the_Gnoll: THe east one I think we decided.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Enemies should be first up though.
Torin: Not enemies, just Milo
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Luckily we have 3 defenders on us so we should be pretty good.
Torin: surprise roll
Igfig: Actually, Wilco goes first
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Milo got a 20.
Igfig: No surprise roll
Wilco: oh
Wilco: okay
Torin: okay
Milo_Magnus: boo
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wlico away then.
Wilco: which doors are open
Igfig:  2d4
Fortuna: Igfig,  2d4: [2, 4] = 6
Wilco: okay...
Wilco: hmm
Igfig: East and west
Igfig: Also guys, one person to a square please
Wilco: I'll plant myself right there
Wilco: can I reach that spider?
Wilco: or is he hidden behind the wall
Igfig: You can reach it
Wilco: alrighty then
Wilco: 1d20+9 vs ac
Fortuna: Wilco, vs ac: [7] = 16
Wilco: damn
Torin: why is Poen in the middle of the room?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Fixed it, not a clue.
Torin: okay, nevermind
Wilco: I'll put up my defender aura
Wilco: then end my turn
Igfig: All right
Igfig: Milo, what are you waiting for
Igfig: People, please take your turn when it's your turn
Milo_Magnus: I need to move first
Igfig: don't wait for me to tell you
Milo_Magnus: I take a shot at s5
Igfig: You can roll your own directions, howabout
Milo_Magnus: 2d4
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 2d4: [2, 1] = 3
Wilco: get your butt over here and get into my defender aura
Igfig: Sure, you have a clear shot at s5
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+11 take the shot
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, take the shot: [11] = 22
Wilco: vs ac?
Igfig: why are you adjacent
Torin: Since we're rolling our own directions, which number is which direction?
Wilco: 1 is north then go clock wise
Igfig: n e s w
Wilco: on the compass
Milo_Magnus: I rolled a three
Milo_Magnus: which is east
Igfig: Milo, did you move adjacent to the spider servitor?
Igfig: No, no
Igfig: it's the two individual numbers
Igfig: maybe do it 2#1d4
Heronius_Napalm: ignore the sum
Milo_Magnus: ah, I rolled a two and a one
Igfig: So yeah, you could go east
Milo_Magnus: alright, and I went to get into Wilco's defender aura 
Torin: I made a diagram on the map
Wilco: get your butt into my-- yeah
Milo_Magnus: and then I shot at S5
Igfig: Thanks Torin!
Milo_Magnus: rolled a 22
Igfig: Uh, are you making a ranged attack from right next to the spider?
Wilco: just roll the damage, he will tell you if it missed
Igfig: That's a hit, yeah
Milo_Magnus: 1d8+5
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d8+5: [3] = 8
Milo_Magnus: nice
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC opportunity attack
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC opportunity attack: [4] = 13
Igfig: The servitor misses you
Milo_Magnus: fuck, I have to remember to shift
Igfig: FYI, you can attack something adjacent to you in any direction
Milo_Magnus: as in right now?
Wilco: no milo, he got the oa because you used a ranged attack in melee range
Igfig: but if you want to shoot from further away, you have to respect the sight lines you rolled
Milo_Magnus: okay
Milo_Magnus: okay that makes sense
Igfig: That it for your turn?
Milo_Magnus: in which case my turn is finished-wait, reloading crossbow
Milo_Magnus: okay I'm good
Torin: okay
Torin: 2d4
Fortuna: Torin, 2d4: [3, 4] = 7
Torin: south and west
Torin: I will move south
Igfig: Kay
Torin: adjacent to S3
Torin: Grappling Strike
Torin: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Torin, 1d20+10: [14] = 24
Torin: guessing that htis
Igfig: Yup
Torin: 1d8+5
Fortuna: Torin, 1d8+5: [7] = 12
Torin: and he is grabbed
Igfig: Nice
Torin: mark him with my combat challenge
Torin: and done
Igfig: You moved the wrong guy, I think
Heronius_Napalm: Torin you moved BD
Heronius_Napalm: You are TD
Torin: Oh, oops
Torin: There, now Tor
Igfig: Also, you know what?  I think it makes more sense if you can't attack diagonally
Torin: Yeah, I was thinking that
Thorn_the_Gnoll: There are pillars.
Igfig: or at least, if attacking diagonally grants cover
Igfig: yeah
Torin: There, let's just say I moved here then
Torin: same amount of spaces
Igfig: You'd have hit anyway, but yeah
Igfig: Okay
Torin: Kinda hard to imagine grabbing him through a pillar
Igfig: True
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Unless you grabbed him and are pulling him up against the pillar.
Torin: meh
Wilco: or reached around and choked them against the pillar?
Wilco: can you do that?
Heronius_Napalm: That is for thorn to do.
Igfig: Choke a robot?
Igfig: The spider servitor struggles against your grip, joints creaking with a puff of rust
Thorn_the_Gnoll: They're medium enemies, I'll probably just stab them.  My rope works better on bigger stuff.
Igfig:  1d20+4 vs Fort to escape
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Fort to escape: [9] = 13
Igfig: Fails
Torin: yup
Torin: I have very high Fort
Igfig: So it stabs at you with a pointed leg
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs AC; 1d10+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [14] = 23; damage: [8] = 14
Torin: hit
Igfig: and done
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 2d4
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 2d4: [3, 2] = 5
Igfig: South and east
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright, Tactical Trick to move on down to... hmm...  I'll stop adjacent to Torin.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And now I backstab the bug.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+15 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. AC: [8] = 23
Igfig: Remember the -2 for cover.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: -2 is 21.
Igfig: That still hits.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 4d6+8
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 4d6+8: [3, 2, 4, 1] = 18
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wow, that was some cruddy damage rolls.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, well that's it I believe.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh wait, right, I was using my shortsword, should have been +17, so the 23 was with the cover.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Either way.
Igfig: You pierce its abdomen, revealing grimy, whirring gears within
Igfig: Bloodied!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Woohoo.
Torin: Thorn and Tor fuckin' this robo-spider UP
Igfig: S4, now
Igfig:  2#1d4
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d4: [3] = 3; 1d4: [4] = 4
Igfig: Ooh boy.
Igfig: Torin, it launches a web at you.  Well, not a web per se
Igfig: A tangle of wirse
Igfig: *wires
Igfig:  1d20+7 vs. Ref
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Ref: [18] = 25
Torin: struck down by my hubris
Torin: hit
Igfig:  1d6+5 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [2] = 7
Igfig: pulled 2 squares
Igfig: and immobilized until the end of its next turn
Igfig: That's all for that one, I think.
Torin: well
Lakanu: Me I guess then
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup.
Lakanu: 2#1d4
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d4: [2] = 2; 1d4: [3] = 3
Lakanu: Ooh
Lakanu: Oath of Enmity on S1
Lakanu: and then, overwhelming strike on S1
Igfig: Okee
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Do you mean S3?
Lakanu: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+9: [2] = 11
Lakanu: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+9: [2] = 11
Lakanu: LAMe
Torin: wow
Lakanu: Thanks a lot, oath
Torin: Avenger: Not all it's cracked up to be
Igfig: Alas
Lakanu: welp, that's that
black_dynamite: Dice rolls seem to have that bug
Lakanu: And yeah, I meant s3 all along
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Maybe say something in between the first and second roll?
Igfig: Sure
Igfig: Wait, lemme try that again
Igfig:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+9: [13] = 22
Igfig:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+9: [5] = 14
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Weird.
Torin: Nope. Fortuna just being a jerk
Igfig: Nah, it's just the 1 in 20 chance of rolling the same thing twice.
black_dynamite: Ah
Milo_Magnus: 1 in 400 chance
Wilco: NEEERRRDDDD
Torin: never tell us the odds
Igfig: No, 1 in 400 chance of rolling a specific number twice
Igfig:  1 in 20 to roll any double.
Milo_Magnus: that's true
Heronius_Napalm: moving on;
Igfig: There's actually a paragon path that gives you crits on any double
Igfig: But yes
Igfig:  2d4 for s2
Fortuna: Igfig, for s2: [4, 4] = 8
Igfig: West and west, eh?
Torin: it's got its eyes on Tor, baby
Torin: (oh god don't kill me)
Igfig: It so happens that, while the servitor has nothing in that direction
Igfig: it can, however, burrow through walls
Torin: I am not a wall
Igfig: No.  You, it just bites.
Torin: I changed my mind. I am a wall. Don't bite walls
Igfig: It sort of crawls into the panelling of the wall and comes out the other side
Igfig: it's rather slow, but it's enough in this case
Torin: oh wait, I was thinking of S4 this whole time
Torin: wonderful
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Whoops.
Igfig: So you're all wrapped up in wires, right?  S2's bite sends current through those wires
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [5] = 14
Torin: poop and miss
Igfig: But it misses.
Igfig: S5's turn!
Igfig:  2d4
Fortuna: Igfig,  2d4: [3, 1] = 4
Igfig: Not that it matters much
Igfig: It stabs at Thorn with its leg
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs AC; 1d10+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [8] = 17; damage: [6] = 12
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wait what?
Heronius_Napalm: eh?
Igfig: er
Igfig: I meant Wilco
Torin: sure is a long leg
Wilco: what?
Igfig: It's a daddy-long-legs spider
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think that it misses Wilco, since it missed me.
Igfig: yeah, I think so too
Wilco: yeah
Igfig: Okay, that's its turn.
Igfig: Has Poen come back yet?
Torin: no
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Not that she's announced, who is running her?
Torin: I'll do it, but I forgot she was gone
Torin: let me look at the sheet real quick
Igfig: Poen can just delay
Torin: that's probably best
Torin: Poen delays
black_dynamite: Oh well
black_dynamite: I can still move anywhere since I'm not in the thing right?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Punch man's turn.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yarh, I'd roll so you know where you can go once in though.
black_dynamite: 2d4
Fortuna: black_dynamite, 2d4: [4, 1] = 5
black_dynamite: 4 and 1
Torin: North and West
Torin: so nowhere
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah.
Igfig: That's awkward.
black_dynamite: Huh
Wilco: hahaha
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It is the wall's will.
Igfig: Well, the walls don't go quite up to the ceiling
Torin: You're BD. You know what you must do
Igfig: there's a narrow space
black_dynamite: Could I fly my speed over th em?
Igfig: You'd need some Acrobatics to wriggle through
black_dynamite: And do wild talent master powers require line of sight?
Igfig: I think so.
black_dynamite: Shoot
black_dynamite: Hmmm
black_dynamite: I suppose I'll fly my speed
black_dynamite: 1d20+10 acro to fly over the wall
Fortuna: black_dynamite, acro to fly over the wall: [20] = 30
black_dynamite: I FLY OVER ALL THE WALLS
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Draw Hand please.
Fortuna: The system has changed. "/msg Fortuna help" for details.
black_dynamite: Am I restricted as to where I can go?
Igfig: mulligan please
Fortuna: Igfig drew a new hand.
Fortuna: Igfig drew WHY ME? (R)
Fortuna: Play when an enemy's attack damages you. You take maximum damage from the attack. One ally within 5 squares of you makes a basic attack against that enemy.
Fortuna: Igfig drew NOT IN THE FACE! (U)
Fortuna: Play when an enemy attacks you with combat advantage. You do not grant combat advantage for that attack.
Fortuna: Igfig drew ONE FOR THE TEAM (R)
Fortuna: Play when you are targeted by a close or area attack.  That attack automatically misses its other targets and scores a crtical hit against you.
Heronius_Napalm: new hand please
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew a new hand.
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew REINFORCEMENT (U)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. Once as a move action during this turn, you can shift up to 3 squares to a square adjacent to an ally.
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew FATE OF THE RECKLESS (R)
Fortuna: Play when an enemy makes an opportunity attack against an ally.  That ally gains a stroke of luck, which he or she can use at any time before the end of the encounter.
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm drew BEAT FEET (C)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn. During this turn, you can take a move action up to your speed+2. You cannot end this movement adjacent to an enemy.
Igfig: With this roll... Nope, you can go anywhere
Heronius_Napalm: oops
black_dynamite: AW YEAH
Igfig: oh whoops
Torin: so many cards
black_dynamite: I'll fly to S4
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm imagining BD sliding along the ceiling for this, like an anti-grav home run slide.
Milo_Magnus: what do we do with these cards?
Torin: he rolled 17 vs fort
black_dynamite: Oops
Igfig: You can play one on your turn
black_dynamite: Let's try that again over here
black_dynamite: 1d20+11 v Fort
Fortuna: black_dynamite, v Fort: [12] = 23
Igfig: Nah, you rolled a 17 already
black_dynamite: Hmmm
Igfig: sorry, but if the dice fall on the floor, you gotta play them as they fall
Igfig: OOC is on the floor int his metaphor
Igfig: Wait, vs Fort?
black_dynamite: Yes
Igfig: ...Still a miss.
black_dynamite: DON'T GET MY HOPES UP
Torin: YOINK
Igfig: :D
black_dynamite: I'll use psionic spark to light S4 on fire. I never got an attack roll though. 
Igfig: Okay.  Minor action?
black_dynamite: Yes
Igfig: k
Wilco: can't you only light objects on fire with that?
black_dynamite: Oh right
black_dynamite: Uuuuuuuuh
black_dynamite: Technicly they are objects
Slim_Bankshot: My turn?
black_dynamite: Right?
Igfig: Yeah... it's a construct, so you sort of light it, but it's not flammable.
black_dynamite: Oh well
Igfig: Technically constructs are not objects.
black_dynamite: Oh
Igfig: It's Poen's turn.
black_dynamite: Then I can't light it on fire then
Slim_Bankshot: OK
Igfig: Nope.
black_dynamite: I think Poen died
Poen: What
Heronius_Napalm: Poen is here.
Poen: Why did I die
Heronius_Napalm: Somewhere
Igfig: No death, just turn
Poen: 2#1d4
Fortuna: Poen, 1d4: [4] = 4; 1d4: [3] = 3
Igfig: South and west.
Poen: Does moving down that passage count as "South"?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: South is the room past the passage.
Torin: I think the walls start in the main room
Igfig: The direction restrictions only apply when you're passing between pillars
Poen: Ah, okay.
Igfig: So, whatcha doing?
Igfig: You've moved once, it looks like...
Poen: Nimbus of Holy Shielding. "1d10+4 radiant damage, each ally within 2 squares gains a +2 bonus to all defenses, this lasts until the end of the encounter." Close burst 1
Slim_Bankshot: brb
Igfig: You don't have any enemies in a close burst 1
Poen: How far does "Close burst" reach?
Igfig:  1 square in every direction
Thorn_the_Gnoll: The adjacent squares, yar.
Poen: Can I cast it anyway for buffing purposes?
Torin: Thorn and Lakanu
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'd save it I think.
Igfig: You could, but since it's a daily it might be worth saving
Torin: Yeah, probably
Thorn_the_Gnoll: We're all doing fine.
Poen: All right.
Igfig: If you were, say, in the spot south of Thorn
Igfig: it might be a different matter
Slim_Bankshot: kay
Poen: Sadly, I'm a bit slow.
Poen: One moment
Igfig: or west of BD
Igfig: etc
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or between L and Tor would be a good spot too for a close burst 1.
Igfig: if you were careful and had everybody push the servitors closer to you and/or gather around you first, you could get even more utility
Poen: Yeah, I think I'll wait and try to move around more next turn.
Heronius_Napalm: You could action point to continue moving.
Poen: Could I?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Except I don't think she can move in the right direction.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So it's all kind of moot.
Igfig: You could use your action point, yeah, but only to go south or west.
Igfig: or attack or something
Heronius_Napalm: you could move 2 spaces south
Heronius_Napalm: then use a burst
Poen: So action point takes up a standard action, or how does that work?
Heronius_Napalm: hit 2 allies and 2 enemies
Heronius_Napalm: action point gives you another action of your choice.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I still think the attack should be saved.
Poen: I think I'll wait until the next turn.
Torin: Yeah, you're good for now. Save the buffs until we need it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: S1's turn then.
Igfig: Wait, Poen isn't attacking at all this turn?
Igfig: You could still charge or something.
Torin: you have at-wills
Poen: All melees
Thorn_the_Gnoll: She's moved her maximum range, and nothing is within reach.
Torin: a charge
Igfig: Do any of your attacks count as melee basic attacks?
Poen: No idea. I've got Earth's Endurance and Burden of Earth.
Torin: they don't
Igfig: Well, you can still just run at something and hit it with your mace
Igfig: er, hammer
Igfig: And you also have a minor action you could use on a utility power or healing or something
Poen: So south two and then hammer at S3?
Poen: Is anyone injured?
Torin: I'm almost bloodied, but you can't get to me
Poen: I'll try and get to you next turn.
Poen: For now, I'll charge down two squares and flail at S3
Torin: Alrighty
Igfig: ROighto
Poen: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+1: [18] = 19
Igfig: +1?  Gotta be more than that/
Torin: your melee basic is +5
Poen: So 23
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 24 cause of the charge.
Torin: 24, charging gives you a bonus
Poen: Oh cool.
Poen: I'm guessing that's a hit.
Igfig: That is a hit.
Igfig: Roll damage
Poen: 1d10+2
Fortuna: Poen, 1d10+2: [4] = 6
Poen: Bullshit.
Igfig: shrug
Torin: better than nothing
Igfig: Anything with your minor action>
Igfig: ?
Poen: Nah
Poen: I've taken up enough time. Carry on.
Igfig: Okay Slim, it's your turn!
Wilco: wow
Slim_Bankshot: Right
Wilco: one rotation in this battle is taking forever
Torin: oh the irony
Slim_Bankshot: s1 will move up 1 square
Slim_Bankshot: And attack poen
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  1d20+9: [20] = 29
Wilco: ouch
Slim_Bankshot: BAM
Igfig: Also flanking
Igfig: Ouch
Igfig: Anyway, max that damage
Torin: welp
Slim_Bankshot:  16 dam
Slim_Bankshot: And a spider stabs you with its leg
Poen: Ow.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Anything else?
Igfig: I think that's it?
Slim_Bankshot: Yep
Slim_Bankshot: wilco
Wilco: ?
Aryanni_Sanguine: 2#1d4
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine, 1d4: [3] = 3; 1d4: [3] = 3
Igfig: Also, here is roughly how I see these spiders
Igfig: http://t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/00/38/20/400_F_382093_hoKqrNXCDrOP4R67U91OYijFRoKUVA.jpg
Wilco: oh
Wilco: wait my turn?
Heronius_Napalm: no
Igfig: except much dirtier
Wilco: what about hero and arirnrynra something or other
Igfig: well, older
Heronius_Napalm: I can't see it ig
Aryanni_Sanguine: moved, not doin anuthing else folks
Torin: I can't see it
Heronius_Napalm: Meee.
Igfig: Huh
Heronius_Napalm: 2#1d4
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d4: [1] = 1; 1d4: [1] = 1
Heronius_Napalm: hahaha
Aryanni_Sanguine: thanks for butchering my name wilco, you are wonderful at it, congrats
Igfig: "http://t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/00/38/20/400_F_382093_hoKqrNXCDrOP4R67U91OYijFRoKUVA.jpg"
Igfig: nope
Torin: nope
Igfig: http://   t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/00/38/20/400_F_382093_hoKqrNXCDrOP4R67U91OYijFRoKUVA.jpg
Wilco: haha
Poen: I can see it after clicking i
Poen: *it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I could see it just fine with the first one.
Poen: It is terrifying
black_dynamite: t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/00/38/20/400_F_382093_hoKqrNXCDrOP4R67U91OYijFRoKUVA.jpg
black_dynamite: Ok that didn't work
Heronius_Napalm: Heronius Raises his hands above his head
Igfig: ANYway
Torin: I see it now
Heronius_Napalm: A burst of tiny red flames bursts upward
Igfig: Aryanni, whatcha doing?
Igfig: oh
Heronius_Napalm: They fly upward 
Igfig: Hero
Igfig: right
Heronius_Napalm: And land in an explosion in the space behind and between s3 and s2
Heronius_Napalm: Cinderfall
Heronius_Napalm: With wand of accuracy
Torin: whew
Heronius_Napalm: 2#1d20+10
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+10: [14] = 24; 1d20+10: [6] = 16
Heronius_Napalm: vs Ref
Heronius_Napalm: S3 first
Torin: yesssss
Igfig: Hmm.  You're aiming that pretty blind.
Heronius_Napalm: wand of the hunting hound
Igfig: through the space abve the wall
Igfig: I think that's a little more than partial cover there
Igfig: The first one hits, the second doesn't.
Heronius_Napalm: what about with heroic effort?
Igfig: Are you using it?
Heronius_Napalm: Yes
Igfig: Yes!  Just enough.
Heronius_Napalm: woo
Heronius_Napalm: 1d8+7
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d8+7: [5] = 12
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Heronius_Napalm: each
Wilco2: kick wildo
Igfig: Cool
Wilco2: wulco
Heronius_Napalm: 5 extra for the bloodied one
Wilco2: wilco
Wilco was kicked by Igfig.
Igfig: Nice
GOD: wow what
Poen: Whoa.
Poen: That's weird.
Heronius_Napalm: Turn end.
Milo_Magnus: ummmm
Heronius_Napalm: wait
Heronius_Napalm: no
Heronius_Napalm: Boon!
Igfig: S3 is very hurt
Heronius_Napalm: 1d6
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d6: [1] = 1
Igfig: oh?
Igfig: poo
Heronius_Napalm: baww
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That stunk.
Heronius_Napalm: 1 more each
Heronius_Napalm: now end
Igfig: Aright
Wilco quit.
Igfig: Back to the top! Wilco!
WiIco: Finally!
WiIco: Valiant Strike, holy smite
Igfig: Milo, be ready.
WiIco: 1d20+10 vs ac
Fortuna: WiIco, vs ac: [9] = 19
WiIco: BAALLLSSS
WiIco: wait
WiIco: Heroic Effort
WiIco: +4
Igfig: Hit
Torin: is 19 too low for a hit anyway?
Igfig: AC 20, I'll just tell you guys
WiIco: 1d8+4+5 and dazed
Fortuna: WiIco, and dazed: [7] = 16
Torin: okay
Heronius_Napalm: Their Reflex is 20
Heronius_Napalm: as well
Igfig: No, that was just because of the superior cover
Heronius_Napalm: oh okay
WiIco: end turn
Igfig: good stuff, Wilco
Milo_Magnus: can I do a stealth check?
Torin: you need total concealment or superior cover
Milo_Magnus: actually nevermind
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What if the walls are up?
Igfig: Milo could have superior cover, yeah
Milo_Magnus: sky flourish
Igfig: depending on the walls
Milo_Magnus: actually fuck that
Milo_Magnus: sky flourish
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+11: [16] = 27
Igfig: okay
Igfig: Yep
Torin: indeed
Milo_Magnus: 1d8+8
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d8+8: [4] = 12
Igfig: Question, though: What were you shooting at?
Milo_Magnus: s5
Milo_Magnus: so i'll have to take that thing
Torin: s5 gets an OA either way
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Play Fate of the Reckless
Fortuna: Say please.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Play Fate of the Reckless please.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll played FATE OF THE RECKLESS (R)
Fortuna: Play when an enemy makes an opportunity attack against an ally.  That ally gains a stroke of luck, which he or she can use at any time before the end of the encounter.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll drew KEEP AT IT! (R)
Fortuna: Play on your turn when you miss with an attack roll.  Reroll the missed attack roll. You take damage equal to your level.
Igfig: Well, he coulda tried shifting back and shooting at something else
Milo_Magnus: please
Igfig: or moving around to cover
Igfig: but anyway
Igfig: er, flank I meant
Igfig: but yeah
Igfig:  1d20+9 OA
Fortuna: Igfig, OA: [2] = 11
Igfig: miss
Torin: s5 sucks
Milo_Magnus: s5 is my bitch
Milo_Magnus: anyway I reload
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And Milo has a STroke of Luck now since I played that card.
Igfig: kay
Igfig: Indeed
Milo_Magnus: and I'm done
Torin: okay
Torin: Hesitation Slash on S4
Igfig: Wait, wait wait
Igfig: one sec
Torin: oh yeah
Torin: 2d4
Fortuna: Torin, 2d4: [2, 2] = 4
Igfig: s5 was dazed, right?
Torin: east
Thorn_the_Gnoll: OH wait it was.
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Milo_Magnus: I'm surprisingly not useless on a map that hates archers
Igfig: So no opportuity attack after all
Igfig: Also
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So, what happens to the card then?
Igfig: combat advantage
Igfig: and thus sneak attack
Igfig: more damage, milo
Igfig: Uh... you know what, keep the stroke of luck
Igfig: I made the mistake there
Milo_Magnus: oh igfig!
Milo_Magnus: that might be 13 damage, not 12
Milo_Magnus: am I closest to the s5?
Igfig: Actually, it might be a lot more
Igfig: roll 2d6
Milo_Magnus: 2d6
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 2d6: [4, 3] = 7
Igfig: You are tied for closest
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Igfig: Okay, that's 19 damage to s5 then
Torin: my turn?
Milo_Magnus: where did the extra 2d6 come from?
Igfig: Sneak attack
Igfig: And s5 is bloodied
Milo_Magnus: ah yes
Igfig: Your turn, Torin
Milo_Magnus: yesssss
Milo_Magnus: wilco high five
Milo_Magnus: ^5
Torin: Hesitation Slash on S4
Slim_Bankshot: I'm next yes?
Torin: 1d20+13 vs AC
Fortuna: Torin, vs AC: [11] = 24
Igfig: Okay
Igfig: Hit
Torin: 2d8+5 damage
Fortuna: Torin, damage: [2, 6] = 13
Igfig: And yes, Slim'll be next
Igfig: Nice
Igfig: Are you going to try and escape from that grab, Torin?
Torin: I'm grabbed? I thought I was just immobilized
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And pulled.
Igfig: Oh, right
Igfig: The spider bite didn't hit
Igfig: my bad
Torin: So I can't move
Igfig: never mind
Torin: So action point
Igfig: ok
Torin: Weapon Master's Strike on S4
Torin: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Torin, 1d20+10: [14] = 24
Igfig: Yup
Torin: 1d8+6 damage and I gain +1 against his AC until the end of my next turn
Fortuna: Torin, damage and I gain +1 against his AC until the end of my next turn: [2] = 8
Igfig: kee
Torin: Alright, so a thing about marking. Can I have only one thing marked at a time?
Torin: or more?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I believe you can only have 1.
Igfig: You can have more than one, as a fighter
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh nifty.
Igfig: but your mark wears off each turn
Torin: Wonderful, mark S4
Igfig: er, each of your turns
Igfig: ok
Torin: S3 and S4 both take -2 to hit against everyone but me
Torin: end turn
Slim_Bankshot: Deal
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Except I think it wore off on S3 now.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: From turns instead of other marks.
Igfig: Yeah.
Torin: alright, just S4 then
Slim_Bankshot: S3 will move up one and shoot wire at tor (if it can do that)
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Kinda blocked.
Slim_Bankshot: Fine
Igfig: That'd provoke some attacks of opportunity
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Quite a few.
Torin: do it anyway
Igfig: What're S3's sight lines?
Slim_Bankshot: OK, it'll just turn it's mechanical ass around and bite poen
Igfig: Poen isn't immobilized, is she?
Igfig: *he
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't think so, she only took damage.
Igfig: Have to be a leg, not a bite
Slim_Bankshot: Oh. My mistake
Slim_Bankshot: leg it is, then
Poen: They all hate me
Heronius_Napalm: You are a dwarf
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Maybe it's something about dwarves?  Or just beards?
Heronius_Napalm: They are made of mechanics
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  1d20+9: [16] = 25
Heronius_Napalm: they see you as a former owner
Heronius_Napalm: probably
Slim_Bankshot: Hit
Slim_Bankshot: I hope
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or maybe they are jealous of Poen's beard, as being mechanical beings they are incapable of growing such a magnificent mane.
Poen: Screw the spiders
Slim_Bankshot:  1d10+6
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  1d10+6: [5] = 11
Aryanni_Sanguine: beards are magnificent
Poen: OW
Slim_Bankshot: Mechanical things are good at screwing
Slim_Bankshot: (badum-TISH!)
Poen: Bloodied. Down to 18 health. You are a a jerk face.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, my turn then?
Slim_Bankshot: It's because you boss me into bed
Igfig: Yep
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, shall I finish off S3 or start on S1 guys?
Igfig: (It might be a good idea to ask this sort of question in OOC before your turn comes up)
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, didn't come to mind till now, very sorry, still the question stands.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 2d4 for movement options anyways.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, for movement options anyways.: [4, 4] = 8
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Interesting.
Lakanu: Start on s1, it's a while before s3 gets a turn
Torin: Manifest Destiny
Igfig: Especially since s3 is behind a post
Poen: Slim, I do not boss you into sleeping. I remind you that it's late and implore you to take care of yourself.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, starting on S1 then.
Torin: (Thorn Goes West, A Gnoll's Story)
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hmm..  can I go into teh space to flank S1 with Poen?
Lakanu: I'd pay to see Thorn singing "Somewhere Out There"
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cause if so I'll use one trick instead of another.
Igfig: You can only go east, not south
Igfig: er, west not souht
Thorn_the_Gnoll: West you mean, and alright.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So that'll be a no, Tactical Trick time.
Igfig: yeah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And backstab again.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+17
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+17: [12] = 29
Igfig: hurrah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 4d6+8
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 4d6+8: [1, 4, 1, 6] = 20
Igfig: okay then
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And yar, that'll be that then.
Igfig: S4!
Torin: Gimme all you got, Ass-Bot
Igfig: Slimshot_Bank
Slim_Bankshot: Yo
Slim_Bankshot: Sorry
Slim_Bankshot: OK
Igfig: S4 has Torin in its web
Slim_Bankshot: S4 will leg-stab tor
Slim_Bankshot: Oh
Slim_Bankshot: Then it will bite him
Igfig: Word.
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot,  1d20+9: [11] = 20
Torin: Miss
Slim_Bankshot: It will bite him...
Slim_Bankshot: Some other time.
Igfig: Evidently.
Slim_Bankshot: Suck a nut Torin....
Igfig: Is s4 moving?
Slim_Bankshot: Sure.
Slim_Bankshot: It will move down
Igfig: You sure?  It's marked by Torin...
Torin: IMMEDIATE INTERRUPT
Slim_Bankshot: OK then no
Slim_Bankshot: Guys I am tired and cannot think straight
Heronius_Napalm: Sleep
Heronius_Napalm: Sleep on Slim
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+8: [2] = 10
Heronius_Napalm: hmmm
Slim_Bankshot: Well, I guess it moves anyway
Heronius_Napalm: vs will Slim
Slim_Bankshot: Poor, poor stupid spider
Igfig: yeah, too late Slim
Torin: Grappling Strike
Torin: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Torin, 1d20+10: [9] = 19
Torin: vs AC
Heronius_Napalm: OAs are basic melee
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20-5 Slim will to stay up
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, Slim will to stay up: [15] = 10
Igfig: That's a miss... are you including Combat superiority?
Slim_Bankshot: Nope
Heronius_Napalm: tie goes to attacker
Torin: Grappling Strike can be used as OA
Slim_Bankshot: G'night dudes
Igfig: Night Slim!
Slim_Bankshot: Kick some asses
Torin: Heroic Effort
Torin: which hits
black_dynamite: Wouldn't that be 20?
Heronius_Napalm: You are unconcious until a saving throw
black_dynamite: He did -5
Poen: Good night!
Heronius_Napalm: night
Aryanni_Sanguine: Night!
Torin: I took Combat Agility
Igfig: Ah
Torin: which was stupid in retrospect
Torin: but still
Torin: 1d8+5 and he's grabbed
Fortuna: Torin, and he's grabbed: [5] = 10
Igfig: You can retrain that next level
Igfig: Aright, nice
Lakanu: Me, I think
Igfig: S4 is bloodied
Igfig: Yup
Torin: Three attacks on him in one round, awesome
Lakanu: Bond of retribution on s3
Igfig: Directions?
Igfig: ah
Lakanu: I'm not moving
Igfig: k
Lakanu: 2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+9: [12] = 21; 1d20+9: [1] = 10
Igfig: Hit
Torin: still need directions to determine where the walls are, cover wise, right?
Lakanu: I think i'll use...the first one
Torin: good choice
Lakanu: 1d10+5 damage
Fortuna: Lakanu, damage: [1] = 6
Igfig: cover's not a problem here
Lakanu: Fuck you fortuna
Fortuna: Excuse me?
Lakanu: You heard me
Poen: whoa.
Igfig: And you hack the spider in half
Lakanu: With a spear, that's tough
Igfig: er
Torin: not a very big spider
Igfig: stab it in half
Aryanni_Sanguine: you go tskillz
Torin: there we go
Igfig: it has a narrow thorax
Igfig: waist thing
Torin: spiders don't hav- there you go
Lakanu: Then I'll swear Oath of enmity on S2
Lakanu: and screw it 2#1d4
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Why not S1?
Lakanu: You've got him
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right right.
Lakanu: 2#1d4
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d4: [3] = 3; 1d4: [2] = 2
Lakanu: Yay
Igfig: The grinding gears inside the spider start to extend and knit together
Torin: oh hell naw
Igfig: knit the halves together
Igfig: it looks like it's trying to repair itself
Aryanni_Sanguine: please, dear GOD...WHY!!!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Um, hey Lakanu don't head off quite yet.
Igfig: it will have 1 hp at the start of its next turn
Heronius_Napalm: This is a time I wish Barvo was here for some smashing.
Torin: Lakanu, stay and take it apart screw by screw
Igfig: actually, I guess it has 1 hp now
Lakanu: Oh, then ignore all of that
Lakanu: ACTION POINT
Lakanu: overwhelming strike on s3
Lakanu: 2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+9: [18] = 27; 1d20+9: [20] = 29
Lakanu: Slight waste of a crit
Igfig: You pierce it through the head, destroying it utterly
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Nah, gotta destroy the brain or remove the head to kill a zombie, or a robo-zombie spider.
Aryanni_Sanguine: Finish Him!!
Lakanu: I do some spinny spear warrior shit
Torin: there's a Rob Zombie joke in there somewhere but I don't wanna be the one to say it
Igfig: Really, you just have to kill it while it's repairing
Igfig: and it takes a while for it to repair fully
Lakanu: That was a crit though
Igfig: also that
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So it is very dead.
Igfig: Indeed.
Igfig: S2 goes, then!
Aryanni_Sanguine: so dead it doesn't know it...yet...
Lakanu: Oath fulfilled. End turn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's as dead as the hobgoblin  whose spine is on my back.
Igfig:  2d4
Fortuna: Igfig,  2d4: [3, 4] = 7
Igfig: South and west, eh?
Aryanni_Sanguine: poor bastard hobgoblin...I'm sure he liked his spine where it was
Igfig: Guess it has no choice
Igfig: shift down a space
Igfig: wait, shit
Igfig: you used your OA, not your immediate interrupt, right?
Igfig: torin
Torin: What?
Torin: I didn't have S2 marked
Igfig: ...Oh yeah
Torin: if he shifts then I can't OA him
Igfig: heeh
Igfig: Yeah
Igfig: Never mind all that
Igfig: Shifts down a square
Igfig: wait... that doesn't work either
Igfig: dammit
Torin: Look, he's Tor-bait either way
Igfig: I guess it goes for Tor, then
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs AC leg, 1d10+6 dmg
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC leg, 1d10+6 dmg: [11] = 20
Torin: miss
Torin: wait
Igfig: uh
Torin: yeah, miss
Igfig: oh, I see
Igfig: I shoulda used a semicolon
Igfig: And /now/ it shifts
Torin: okay
Igfig: S5 attacks Wilco
Igfig: no choice
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs AC; 1d10+6 dmg
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [8] = 17; dmg: [8] = 14
Igfig: miss
Igfig: Poen
Poen: All right.
Poen: 1d10+5 on S1
Fortuna: Poen, on S1: [3] = 8
Poen: ... that's not a hit, is it?
Igfig: whatever that was, it was a miss.
Torin: that was damage
Igfig: oh yeah
Igfig: heh
Igfig: that should be 1d20+something bigger than 5
Poen: A bit confused.
Torin: what attack are you wanting to do?
Poen: Just a basic melee
Torin: ...don't do that
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Why not use an at-will?
Poen: I suppose. But the roll was still awful.
Poen: OH WAIT
Poen: SORRY
Torin: Yeah, your at-wills have better attack and damage rolls
Poen: That was a d10. I meant to do 1d20+5
Poen: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+5: [8] = 13
Igfig: No you didn't
Torin: it's +7
Igfig: it's +8
Igfig: someone missed a tick levelling up
Torin: Ah, yeah, the attacks go up a level
Poen: Oh. Okay. So 16?
Igfig: Yeah
Igfig: ....that's still a miss.
Igfig: oh well
Poen: Dang
Torin: does she still get to use the buff?
Igfig: Still got a move and a minor.
Torin: or is that only on hit?
Igfig: lemme check (it doesn't say on her sheet)
Igfig: It's an effect, so you still get the buff
Torin: in the meantime, might want to decide what at-will that was, Poen
Poen: Burden of Earth, let's say.
Poen: So anyone who attacks it before I go again gets +1 bonus to hit? That sound okay?
Torin: just the next person
Igfig: Very okay.
Igfig: Well yes, next person.
Torin: there is a difference
Igfig: Indeed there is
Igfig: Good catch
Poen: Whoever's next then, grace be with ye.
Poen: Or, well, Fortuna's grace be with ye.
Torin: That's Black Dynamite
Lakanu: Dudes, I need to go to bed. Kill these spiders, and kill them good. Night!
Lakanu quit.
Torin: BD, PUNCH THIS SPIDER
Igfig: Night!
black_dynamite: ALRIGHT
black_dynamite: TIME TO PUNCH STUFF
Poen: GO PUNCH THAT SHIT, BD
black_dynamite: Should I go after S4 or S2?
black_dynamite: 2d4
Fortuna: black_dynamite, 2d4: [4, 3] = 7
Igfig: s4 is right next to you, and bloodied
Igfig: s5 is still dazed I think
Igfig: s2 is just s2
Torin: just take out S4, then we can double team S2
black_dynamite: I'll dragon tail S4 then
Heronius_Napalm: punch it straight back into the wall
black_dynamite: 1d20+11
Fortuna: black_dynamite, 1d20+11: [11] = 22
Igfig: Mice.
Igfig: *Nice.
Heronius_Napalm: And Men
black_dynamite: 1d6+3
Fortuna: black_dynamite, 1d6+3: [6] = 9
black_dynamite: Aw yeah
Igfig: Okay
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That seems a little week.
Torin: a mediocre man
Thorn_the_Gnoll: On the +number.
black_dynamite: And I'll swap places with him
Heronius_Napalm: its a control move
Igfig: BD hasn't used his Flurry of Blows yet.
Heronius_Napalm: yeah
black_dynamite: so 6 more damage
black_dynamite: 15 damage total
Igfig: although it's more effective against a secondary target
Igfig: ok
Igfig: Anything else?
black_dynamite: Aaaaaaaand
black_dynamite: I suppose I could try telekinetic grasp on S2
black_dynamite: Is he under 20lb?
Igfig: No.
black_dynamite: I can't do anything then
Igfig: Cantrips don't do much in combat, except as part of stunts
Igfig: Okay, S1 turn.
Igfig:  2d4
Fortuna: Igfig,  2d4: [1, 1] = 2
Igfig: North, eh?
Igfig: Shifts south through the wall
Igfig: and then uses its web of wire against Thorn
Poen: Is that - wait, /what/?
Igfig:  1d20+7 vs. Ref
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Ref: [8] = 15
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Miss.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Does Poen get an OA?
Torin: ranged attack?
Igfig: Yep
Torin: Poen, smack a spider-bitch
Igfig: -2 for the cover, though
Poen: So that's the ranged basic attack?
Torin: Poen, smack a spider-bitch with -2 to the attack due to cover
Torin: OA is melee basic
Igfig: The spider just used a ranged attack.  You get to use a melee basic attack.
Poen: 1d20+5-2
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+5-2: [1] = 4
Poen: Booooooooo
Igfig: evidently not
Igfig: In addition
Igfig: eh, this is as good a time as any
Igfig: as you swing at the spider around the pillar
Torin: King-Robo-Spider appears
Igfig: a wall comes up right under your foot
Igfig: Make a Reflex save
Heronius_Napalm: That is not how 4e works!!
Igfig: that's 1d20+your reflex score - 10
Heronius_Napalm: blarghhh
Igfig: I know, but it's funt his way
Poen: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+5: [4] = 9
Poen: WHAT.
Poen: FORTUNA
Poen: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH TODAY
Torin: velut Luna, statu variabilis
Poen: Obviously, she's kind of pissy at me today
Igfig: Your leg gets caught between the wall and the pillar as it rises, flipping you over backwards and bleeding from your ankle
Igfig:  1d10+4 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [2] = 6
Igfig: and you fall prone
Torin: oh, damn
Igfig: and take 5 ongoing damage
Poen: 12 health left.
Poen: So next time I take a turn, I have to take 5 damage?
Igfig: Yeah
Torin: You can heal yourself, you know
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup and yup.
Igfig: Good thing you're a healer and all
Igfig: Aright then
Heronius_Napalm: you have minor actions and stuff
Poen: I shall, I shall. Can I do it right now, or do I have to wait my turn?
Heronius_Napalm: ur turn
Igfig: Wait your turn
Torin: Your turn, that was just an OA
Poen: Okay
Igfig: Okay, Aryanni turn!
Torin: Don't worry about us, we're mostly on mop-up duty. Just heal yourself
Aryanni_Sanguine: 2d4
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine, 2d4: [1, 2] = 3
Igfig: Straight line toward s5, nice
Aryanni_Sanguine: yup, yup charge the little bastard 1d20+11
Aryanni_Sanguine: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine, 1d20+11: [4] = 15
Igfig: Argh.  Even with combat advantage, not enough.
Aryanni_Sanguine: yar, shitskies, I'm done
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wait a second.
Aryanni_Sanguine: holddup
Heronius_Napalm: me
Heronius_Napalm: wait
Igfig: oh?
Aryanni_Sanguine: play KEEP AT IT! please
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine played KEEP AT IT! (R)
Fortuna: Play on your turn when you miss with an attack roll.  Reroll the missed attack roll. You take damage equal to your level.
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine drew EXPOSED TARGET (U)
Fortuna: Play when you make a ranged attack. You gain a +2 bonus to the attack roll against any target that does not have cover.
Igfig: oh, good show
Aryanni_Sanguine: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine, 1d20+11: [13] = 24
Igfig: Yeah!
Aryanni_Sanguine: 1d10+2 for damage, hells yeah!!
Fortuna: Aryanni_Sanguine, for damage, hells yeah!!: [5] = 7
Aryanni_Sanguine: eh, it's somethin!
Igfig: Indeed it is.
Aryanni_Sanguine: Aright, that covers it, thanks
Igfig: Cool.
Heronius_Napalm: my turn
Igfig: Wilco!
Igfig: oh
Igfig: yes
Igfig: Hero!
Heronius_Napalm: 2#1d4
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d4: [1] = 1; 1d4: [4] = 4
Torin: he pulled a Wilco
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Your turn is after Hero Wilco.
Heronius_Napalm: alright
Heronius_Napalm: glib tongue
Heronius_Napalm: Charm of misplaced wrath on S4
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+10: [6] = 16
Heronius_Napalm: bah
Heronius_Napalm: action point
Heronius_Napalm: Magic missile on S5
Heronius_Napalm: 10 damage
Igfig: Bonk!
Igfig: S5 goes down.
Igfig: And then starts to stand up again.
Heronius_Napalm: Blows a hole right through him.
Heronius_Napalm: Done
Igfig: Indeed.
Igfig: Wilco
Igfig: is not here
black_dynamite: Asleep
Igfig: yeah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Bothersome.
Igfig: Miloooo
Heronius_Napalm: Milo_Magnus
Milo_Magnus: MY TURN
Torin: what a jerk
Milo_Magnus: I will kill s5
Milo_Magnus: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d20+11: [19] = 30
Milo_Magnus: BOOM
Milo_Magnus: 1d8+5
Fortuna: Milo_Magnus, 1d8+5: [1] = 6
Milo_Magnus: FUCK
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's good.
Milo_Magnus: shift and reload and I'm done
Igfig: Also
Torin: you might wanna look in on a load-free weapon
Igfig: the spider stopped being dazed at the end of Wilco's turn
Igfig: so it gets an OA
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs. Milo AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Milo AC: [4] = 13
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It was knocked down by Hero though?
Milo_Magnus: we'll pick up a magazine fed crossbow when we get out of here
Milo_Magnus: hahahahah
Milo_Magnus: this thing is my bitch
Igfig: well, it missed anyway
Igfig: and right, it is dead
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cause Hero magic missiled S5, and now it is repairing, and then yar.
Milo_Magnus: I killed it?
Igfig: You did.
Torin: My turn
Igfig: Yep