black_dynamite: 1d20 telepathy Fortuna: black_dynamite, telepathy: [9] = 9 Wilco: I will never forget any of you, not even you hero black_dynamite: I do not succeed Wilco: *steps into the pod* black_dynamite: I have the most perfect song playing right now The_CEO: Uhhh... MiloMagnus: WAIT MiloMagnus: he forgot... MiloMagnus: to move the body out The_CEO: You need to get the CEO out first Poen: ... Wilco: *moves the ceo Barvo Heronius walks back in Igfig: hahahaha Wilco: OH right Wilco: Guys Wilco: Take care of the Doctor for me Thorn_the_Gnoll drags the CEO out. black_dynamite: Don't mind me. Just sitting here. All dead Poen: Do we need to roll anything to peel the CEO out of there Poen: I ... I will. Heronius_XVI: Ahem. Igfig: no, he comes out pretty easily Poen: I will take the best care of the Doctor. Igfig: the lights fade and fo out The_CEO: As the CEO is lifted out, Heronius_XVI: Looks like everything is in order here. Igfig: go black_dynamite: WAIT Wilco: Hero black_dynamite: DREY WANTS TO GET IN Poen: He will have all the chocolate he wants. Igfig: also, BD, death save Wilco: *reaches into his pocket* black_dynamite: 1d20 Fortuna: black_dynamite, 1d20: [6] = 6 The_CEO: His breaths become labored and raspy." black_dynamite: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO black_dynamite: I AM GOING TO DIE SO HARD MiloMagnus: I go to BD and attempt to heal him The_CEO: HAHAHA Heronius_XVI: Hmmm, black dynamite seems to be bleeding Wilco: *gives Hero 2112 gold pieces* Wilco: for the band Heronius_XVI: okay MiloMagnus: 1d20+2 heal BD Fortuna: MiloMagnus, heal BD: [7] = 9 The_CEO: If you die hard, The_CEO: Do so.... Igfig: nope The_CEO: WITH A VENGEANCE! black_dynamite: Welp Wilco: 1d20+1 to heal Fortuna: Wilco, to heal : [20] = 21 Wilco: YEAAAHHHHH black_dynamite: WOAH HELLO Igfig: YEAH Wilco: MY FINAL ROLL BITCHES Heronius_XVI pockets some cash The_CEO: "Well then..." The_CEO: "This is the end for me..." Heronius_XVI: Yes yes Heronius_XVI: Hurry up Wilco: wait black_dynamite: "Awwwwww yeah! Take that death!" Wilco: I promised myself I would do this Wilco: *rips out his heart* black_dynamite: "You jive turkies ain't got nothing on me!" The_CEO: "Thank you, all of you. For saving me." Wilco: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD The_CEO: "By letting me die..." black_dynamite: It's a shame we can't get rid of drey right now The_CEO 4dies Igfig: Sure we can Wilco: *steps into the pod* MiloMagnus: Hey Heronius_XVI: Magic missile his face. Poen says a prayer for The CEO black_dynamite: Drey steps into the pod with wilco Igfig: Drey's really going to leave Wilco here alone on a strange planet? Igfig: yeah dreyrugr: "Oh wilco. Let's die together." Igfig: It's not really a pod Slim_Bankshot: Wilco Wilco: Come here Drey! You sexy sexy dragon you Igfig: but sure dreyrugr throws off armor Heronius_XVI: Ewww Slim_Bankshot: As you step in, something stabs into the back of your neck Wilco: TIME TO END THIS Igfig: agggggh, dragon sex scene Wilco: *hurk!* Poen: !!!! dreyrugr: Where is Mouser. He can do that for us MiloMagnus: Wilco! Igfig: And then, Wilco Igfig: you can see the entire world Slim_Bankshot: A wire grips your spinal cord and a full understanding of the machine is jolted into you dreyrugr: So does Drey Wilco: *I see and know everything* MiloMagnus: finally, your perspective is as large as you are Igfig: sure, drey too Wilco: I see the death and the beginning of this world* Heronius_XVI: Great, I bet you know where all the pies are Poen: "Wilco, what is the meaning of life?" Wilco: Go, find the vault, get your treasure dreyrugr: *I see and know everything but I'm not focused on that right now *giggle* Slim_Bankshot: You can control doors, cameras, Wilco: The meaning of life Heronius_XVI: Damn right Wilco: is Wilco: To find happiness in food MiloMagnus: yes? Wilco: *opens the door* Heronius_XVI goes to vault Wilco: GO Igfig: Okay Slim_Bankshot: the machine itsself slowly stands up as the power is diverted MiloMagnus: Wilco you told us that before you were smart Slim_Bankshot: But it does not attack Poen hesitates. MiloMagnus: christ what an asshole Wilco: Poen Slim_Bankshot: Instead, it slowly returns to its place in the ceiling Wilco: The doctor... he likes chocolate coins Poen: "Wilco, I'm going to miss you, you fat friend of mine." Poen: "I ... I know. I'll give him all the chocolate I can." Wilco: *nods his head in approval* Poen: Are Wilco's hands still free? Slim_Bankshot: The vault can now be opened Wilco: I assume not Igfig: sure dreyrugr: No they aren't MiloMagnus: Wilco? dreyrugr: His hands are busy with me MiloMagnus: You know, when we first met I tried to kill you. Igfig: one isn't tied in yet--oh Wilco: Exactly Poen pats Wilco's shoulder. MiloMagnus: So listen MiloMagnus: Wilco Wilco: ? Black_Dynamite: Wilco you honkie Poen: "Good bye. The Doctor is in good hands." Black_Dynamite: You're allright MiloMagnus: Do you mind if I tell my boss you're dead? MiloMagnus: your contract was still open Wilco: "Go right ahead, and tell him... MiloMagnus: YES Wilco: Tell him my last words were for mercy Black_Dynamite: "Wilco you jive turkey." MiloMagnus: Thanks bro Black_Dynamite: "You're alright." Slim_Bankshot: Because now Slim_Bankshot: Wilco is dead to the world Thorn_the_Gnoll grunts, kinda sadly. Black_Dynamite: "I'll make sure to punch every monster we come across" Black_Dynamite: "Just for you." Heronius_XVI: What is in the vault? Poen weeps a single tear. Igfig: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Atu4-oUQPu6BdDNPbXJaVUVmN0VPSm43cjlfNGNJSHc&hl=en_US#gid=0 Slim_Bankshot: He shall not leave this place until a replacement is found MiloMagnus: let's go to the vault Wilco: DAMMIT HERO CAN YOU NOT BE SENTIMENTAL FOR 5 SECONDS? Heronius_XVI: No. Igfig: the first part is what you found last session MiloMagnus: hang on Wilco: oh my god MiloMagnus: holy christ Black_Dynamite: HELLO Igfig: the second is what you find now Wilco: that is a lot of traasure Thorn_the_Gnoll drags the CEO's dead body with him off to the vault. Heronius_XVI: very nice Slim_Bankshot: Also, Slim_Bankshot: Crates of chocolate coins MiloMagnus: WE CAN BUY A SWORD VAN Slim_Bankshot: The really, really expensive kind Igfig: well yes, of course that too Igfig: and... I just realized I forgot to actually stat up the Shadow-Weft Hood Wilco: You guys need the ship you said you would end up with Wilco: the giant unicorn laser MiloMagnus: The blazing Lazer? Wilco: oh wait I'm dead Wilco: *is dead* Slim_Bankshot: The kind they always lable gay words like 'chocolate' Poen sadly feeds The Doctor some expensive chocolate. Slim_Bankshot: You're not dead Igfig: but it basically makes it easier to get and maintain stealth, I thin Igfig: k Slim_Bankshot: You're alive and watching over the entire plant Slim_Bankshot: *planet Igfig: There are lots of things that still need fixing MiloMagnus: So I get the hood Slim_Bankshot: Including the Weather Network Poen: Can he communicate with us or anything? Igfig: Well Poen: When we're not in the area. MiloMagnus: Could he ever communicate with us? Igfig: there are those viewscreens with the smiley faces Slim_Bankshot: He's the new CEO. MiloMagnus: hey Igfig: and he can see what you do MiloMagnus: do you think he draws a paycheck? Slim_Bankshot: He can do everything the CEO did Slim_Bankshot: Plus more Wilco: If they look at the screens, they can see a smiling face MiloMagnus: do you think he could give us his bank account? Igfig: since you guys fixed the computer Wilco: I already did Slim_Bankshot: Because there's no power diverted to backup life support Igfig: yeaj Wilco: 2112 gold to the band Black_Dynamite: "Man. This jive treasure aint mean nothin' to me. I don't know what this does." Heronius_XVI: Arcana check to identify stuff? Black_Dynamite: Drey threw the frozen armor to BD Heronius_XVI: That's good for sellin then Black_Dynamite: "Man. This armor don't make no sense." Poen: Hey, I've gotta go. I guess I'll just ... take whatever's left over at the end? 'Twas fun. Thanks for your sacrifice, Wilco! Wilco: Welcome! Poen left #pwot_dnd. Igfig: All right Heronius_XVI: The loot will be divvied up based on attendance MiloMagnus: arcana check to identify shadow hood MiloMagnus: NO Igfig: Oh, also Black_Dynamite: I have no idea what will benefit me Heronius_XVI: I get the robe of avoidance MiloMagnus: I get the shadow hood Igfig: forgot to add this last entry MiloMagnus: of shadows Heronius_XVI: but isn't there some sort of loot rolling Igfig: nope Heronius_XVI: ok Heronius_XVI: Robe is mine Heronius_XVI: I also have the gems Igfig: well, you can divide it all up however you guys like Black_Dynamite: Ig. What would benefit BD the most? MiloMagnus: what are the stats for the shadow hood? Thorn_the_Gnoll: Probably the Ki Focus. Wilco: is this session done then? Wilco: I really need to get to bed Black_Dynamite: I'll take the Ki Focus then. Wilco: delf I can fight bahamut tomorrow Igfig: I'm not sure BD, I intentionally put together items that would be useful for alot of people Igfig: Yeah, Wilco, we're pretty much done Wilco: alrighty then Wilco: night Wilco quit. MiloMagnus: I can't find the stats for the shadow hood Slim_Bankshot: Since it's just loot deviding, I'm going to bed Igfig: Also, there's a pair of odd-looking bracers that you're not quite sure what they do Igfig: damn shiny though Slim_Bankshot: I have stuff to do tomorrow Heronius_XVI: Mine! Igfig: It's a custom item, Milo Slim_Bankshot: I think tonight went well MiloMagnus: ah Thorn_the_Gnoll: I agree. Igfig: I made it but I never actually quite finished up the stats Heronius_XVI: Yeah that was a pretty epic fight Igfig: I'll post it on the wiki later this week Igfig: Yeah, it went well Thorn_the_Gnoll: And there's probably enough of the fat guy that Thorn has plenty to eat. Igfig: maybe a little too easy overall Igfig: but good MiloMagnus: could you PM me a link? I feel like it would be useful as hell MiloMagnus: no it was great Igfig: I will do that MiloMagnus: we should have had the plasma canon fire more though Igfig: Also, Hero Thorn_the_Gnoll: I dunno, I think it was mostly luck that it went so well. The rolls worked in our favor a lot. Igfig: The cannon fired every round Igfig: and Hero, yours? I thought someone else wanted those? Heronius_XVI: hmm? Heronius_XVI: The ones I currently have Heronius_XVI: I will put those in group storage Igfig: the bracers Igfig: ok Heronius_XVI: and take the mystery ones Black_Dynamite: Also the frozen armor Black_Dynamite: Put that in group storage Heronius_XVI: yup Black_Dynamite: And the hurricane Blade MiloMagnus: I also call dibs on one crate of chocolate coins Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm thinking of nabbing the Boots of Bounding, that alright with everyone? Igfig: guess so Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup. Slim_Bankshot quit. Igfig: Okay. Igfig: I can probably just post the wrap up for this planet in the thread Heronius_XVI: k Igfig: next week, a whole new adventure! Black_Dynamite: Awesome MiloMagnus: YES Thorn_the_Gnoll: So, extended rest then? Igfig: yeah, this one ran a little too long Igfig: and yes Heronius_XVI: cool Igfig: I'll be making a point of keeping our adventures shorter and snappier from now on Black_Dynamite: Black Dynamite is going to take a long rest in the ship Igfig: right Black_Dynamite: A very, very long rest Igfig: And I, I think, am going to take a long rest in my bed. Or maybe minecraft, then bed. Igfig: Night all! Thorn_the_Gnoll: Night. Igfig quit.