Igfig: We found a mold for a kingfisher statue of some sort
Arwia: It is in the semi-slums.
Arwia: And I remembered seeing a statue of a kingfisher in that one inspector/investigator guy's desk.
Arwia: And then choking gas bomb stuff.
Igfig: Viktor St. Demain, the top independent inquisitive in the city
Lakanu: I had to leave early last time, so I don't remember much. To the logs!
Merric_Tolth: Choking gas
Merric_Tolth: What was our main goal again?
Arwia: To find that one elf guy's daughter.
Merric_Tolth: Also the silversmith was murdered right up
Arwia: Who are all part of that one Dragonmarked house who specialize in the investigating thing.
Igfig: You were trying to find Zelina d'Medani, the daughter of Baron Trelib d'Medani, both of House Medani
Arwia: Whose daughter had been on a mission to find a silver statue of a basilisk I think.
Igfig: Indeed
Merric_Tolth: We talked to a man called sharp
Merric_Tolth: who was rather dull
Merric_Tolth: har har
black_dynamite: Almost finished
Igfig: You were given a list of informants and silversmiths and suchlike that she had talked to or was planning to talk to
Lakanu: Oh yeah
Lakanu: I remember Sharp. He wasn't very bright. Not as good a pun.
Merric_Tolth: this was like 2 months ago
Igfig: and the second one on the list was able to direct you to a much later one on the list
Merric_Tolth: I remember very little
Igfig: which was a little odd, considering that the list was in the order Zelina visited them
Arwia: Also we stopped at a random shop and looked at some green mold.
Arwia: That shop had a lovely lamp.
Igfig: and this place, much later on the list, was the first that she had not marked visited on her list.
Merric_Tolth: So we learned something she didn't?
Igfig: Possibly.  That's also a little strange, as she was apparently a pretty good inquisitive.
Arwia: Or we learned something that she had learned, but was acting on when she disappeared.
Igfig: Indeed, but then there's the question of why she visited all these other places first.
black_dynamite: So ig, no magic items?
black_dynamite: And how much gold?
Merric_Tolth: Or the list was tampered with
Igfig: Yes, or the list was tampered with
Lakanu: 840 gold for common items, and 1 uncommon
Igfig: which is also a little odd
Igfig: One level 4 item, one level 5 item, one level 6 item, and 840 gold
Lakanu: Oh. I have some shopping to do
Slim_Bankshot: Man
Slim_Bankshot: I thought you were someone else
Igfig: All right
Slim_Bankshot: red
Justice: Oh god I still have the pony word filter on, it's making this difficult
vimak: I am a Goliath Barbarian
Justice: give me a second
Justice quit.
Igfig: I'll paste that recap in here when we finish
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Igfig: for now, though
Igfig: Roll initiative!
Justice: Alrighty
Justice: whoa what
Igfig: (And place yourselves on the map
Igfig: )
Justice: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Justice, 1d20+4: [15] = 19
Merric_Tolth: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d20+7: [16] = 23
Lakanu: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+4: [13] = 17
Igfig: Except for either Justice or Vimak, your choice
Arwia: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Arwia, 1d20+2: [7] = 9
Igfig: who will show up in a more dramatic fashion
Justice: I will hold off for now
vimak: I will show up
vimak: in a dramatic fashion
Justice: BAM
Justice: flip a coin?
Merric_Tolth: I was reclining on the sofa when the grenade hit
vimak: Sure
Arwia: So where is the dead guy on the map?
Justice: I call heads, 1
Justice: 1d2
Fortuna: Justice, 1d2: [2] = 2
Igfig: Actually, you can both show up dramatically
vimak: WOOOOOOOOO
Justice: You can arri-- oh okay
vimak: Ok, that works
Justice: Vimak is delf isn't he
Igfig: okay
Merric_Tolth: Together
vimak: Yes
Merric_Tolth: Yes
Justice: yeah I could tell
Slim_Bankshot: Together foreeeeverrrr
vimak: Your face could tell
Slim_Bankshot: Like shobedobedobop
Arwia: Eh, dead guy can be there near where I am.
Justice: Shit are we doing a murder mystery?
Igfig: So yeah, a smoke bomb is flung through a window and the door is kicked down
Igfig: yep
Igfig: well
Igfig: no
Igfig: it's a mystery, and also there was a murder
Justice: *gasp*
Igfig: but it's not what was being investigated
Justice: By the way, in case you didn't read Ace's backround on the forums
Justice: he got his tongue cut out before he escaped slavery
Justice: so he can't really talk
vimak: That's perfect
Justice: ...
Merric_Tolth: Utterly perfect
Justice: he makes up for it with a really big axe
Igfig: Interesting
vimak: Goliath is huge waffle. He carry's a big spear anyway
vimak: Well he's medium
Lakanu: Extra medium
Justice: Like, super extra medium
Igfig: someone record the init, please
Igfig: We also have:
Igfig:  1d20+6 SH
Fortuna: Igfig, SH: [14] = 20
Justice: Merric: 23, Justice: 19, Lakanu:17, Arwia: 9
Igfig:  2#1d20+8:S1, S2
Igfig:  2#1d20+8: S1, S2
Fortuna: Igfig, S1: [13] = 21; S2: [11] = 19
Justice: shiiiiit
Igfig: and by S1 and S2 I mean T1 and T2
Igfig:  1d20+5 MW
Fortuna: Igfig, MW: [17] = 22
Igfig: huh
Lakanu: These guys are good
Justice: Merric: 23, T1: 21, SH: 20, T2: 19, Justice: 19, Lakanu:17, Arwia: 9
Arwia: Well they were probably planning to ambush us, we were busy investigating, I was clearly distracted with all this kingfisher remembering I had been doing.
Igfig: and finally,
Igfig:  1d20+5 O
Fortuna: Igfig, O: [4] = 9
Igfig: okay
Arwia: That guy is lazy though.
Arwia: Except...  he goes before me, bother.
Merric_Tolth: I have wonderful reflexes
Igfig: someone stick all that on the scriblboard
Justice: haw
vimak: Am I supposed to roll init now?
Arwia: Justice did.
vimak: 1d20+2
Fortuna: vimak, 1d20+2: [20] = 22
vimak:  I WIN ALL THE INIT
Merric_Tolth: Mine is still higher
Igfig: well, you're not here this turn, so it doesn't matter much
Merric_Tolth: Good sir
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: Merric, passive perception?
Justice: ig
Justice: where does he go on the init list?
Merric_Tolth: 11
Arwia: Vimak spends his surprise turn enjoying an ice ream cone.
Justice: he got a nat 20, but someone else is higher
Merric_Tolth: he goes in the 22 slot
Justice: Okay then
Igfig: All right, then you don't see any of what's going on automatically, Merric
Merric_Tolth: Minor action for perception?
Igfig: Sure
Merric_Tolth: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d20+1: [3] = 4
Igfig: you did hear the door break though
Merric_Tolth: pfft
Merric_Tolth: Okay
Merric_Tolth: To the door
Igfig: you have no idea where your attackers are otherwise, though
Igfig: k
Merric_Tolth: the door in the north?
Merric_Tolth: where is the door
Igfig: it's on a small balcony at tthe top of the staircase
Igfig: the balcony is the red-shaded area
Merric_Tolth: Okay
Igfig: (I am making that up)
Igfig: the part that looks splintered is actually the door
Merric_Tolth: I run up the reclining chair and somersault over there
Merric_Tolth: 1d20+19 acrobatics
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, acrobatics: [12] = 31
Igfig: Kickass
Igfig: also, +19?!
Merric_Tolth: Yup
Merric_Tolth: Feat + items
Igfig: cool
Merric_Tolth: I am an acrobat through and through
Merric_Tolth: anyway
Merric_Tolth: Acrobat's blade trick!
Merric_Tolth: On t1 and 2
Merric_Tolth: with CA!
Igfig: up on the balcony, you can see two figures through the smoke
Igfig: okay
Merric_Tolth: I Slash at one, spin and leap and stab at the other!
Merric_Tolth: 2#1d20+15
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d20+15: [5] = 20; 1d20+15: [2] = 17
Igfig: T1 has some cover, though
Merric_Tolth: 1 then 2
Igfig: well then, you hit both
Merric_Tolth: okay
Merric_Tolth: Sneak attack on both?
Igfig: They're separate attacks, so only one
vimak: I'm switching computers
Merric_Tolth: okay
Merric_Tolth: T1
Merric_Tolth: 1d8+7 to both
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, to both: [6] = 13
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Merric_Tolth: 2d8 to T1
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, to T1: [3, 8] = 11
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Justice: That's delf
Igfig: Oh wait
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Igfig: acrobat's blade trick is a close burst
Igfig: uh
Justice: HEY LOOK IT'S BONERLOVER69
Merric_Tolth: That was the idea
Merric_Tolth: Or do I get sneak on both?
Igfig: ...wait never mind that doesn't matter
Igfig: nah, it's one enemy, not one attack
Merric_Tolth: ok
Merric_Tolth: so 13 to t2
Merric_Tolth: and 24 on T1
Igfig: cool
Merric_Tolth: End
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Igfig: oh whoops, shoulda included the concealment from the smoke
Igfig: oh well
Merric_Tolth: oh wait
Merric_Tolth: I get to shift 2
Igfig: ok
Merric_Tolth: so I will do that
Merric_Tolth: backflip shift!
Igfig: Vimak's not here, so next is T1
Igfig: aight!
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Merric_Tolth: I stand on the recliner and level my blade at the enemies.
Merric_Tolth: "Have at thee!"
Igfig: So you can't really see them from back there, right
Merric_Tolth: Nope
Igfig:  1d20+11 stealth
Fortuna: Igfig, stealth: [2] = 13
Merric_Tolth: I just have an idea of where they are
Merric_Tolth: That beats my passive
Igfig: well then
Arwia: My passive is at 15 though, if that helps any.
Merric_Tolth: You can see them
Merric_Tolth: I can't
Igfig: All he needed was to hide from you, Merric
Igfig: he ghosts past you through the smoke
Igfig: and then suddenly, from behind, a rapier
Merric_Tolth: Curse this infernal smog!
Lakanu: Oh god they're in the room with us
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Igfig:  1d20+10 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [20] = 30
Igfig: oooh
Merric_Tolth: Second Chance!
Merric_Tolth: re roll it
Igfig:  1d20+10 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [16] = 26
Igfig: heh
Merric_Tolth: hit
Igfig:  2d8+1d6+4 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [5, 4, 2] = 15
Igfig: and he's no longer hidden
Igfig: and that's his turn
Igfig: SH!
Arwia: On second thought, I don't think I can do purple prose.
Igfig: Yo, Slim
Merric_Tolth: Blasted fiends.
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vimak: I have deteremined, Chrome is the worst browser in existance
vimak: That is all
Slim_Bankshot: Yo
Arwia: Despicable debutantes.
Igfig: you are crazy vimak
Arwia: I'm using it right now just fine.
Igfig: Slim, are you taking your turn?
Igfig: Okay, guess Slim's busy
Igfig:  1d20+9 stealth
Fortuna: Igfig, stealth: [4] = 13
Lakanu: My passive perception if 23, if that affects anything
Lakanu: is 23
Slim_Bankshot: Sorry
Igfig: Lakanu, PP?  Oh
Igfig: you see
Slim_Bankshot: I was talking to people.
Slim_Bankshot: Which turn is it?
Igfig: THe SH
Igfig: the changeling
Slim_Bankshot: OK
Slim_Bankshot: Why are they off the map?
Igfig: they're outside
Igfig: coming in this turn
Igfig: Lakanu can't see much, but hears someone else come in
Igfig: Slim?
Slim_Bankshot: OK then
Slim_Bankshot: Is that an acceptable entry point?
Igfig: Sure
Slim_Bankshot: The Skulk will
Igfig: "Skulk" being lower-hive slang for a changeling
Slim_Bankshot: move to Arwia and melee
Merric_Tolth: (why would we know it is a skulk?)
Merric_Tolth: (I can't even see it!)
Igfig: Because Arwia can see it, I expect
Arwia: Then you don't know what it is.
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+10 VSarwia
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, VSarwia: [6] = 16
Arwia: I probably can, passive perception 15.
Igfig: yeah
Arwia: And vs. AC is a miss.
Slim_Bankshot: Noooooo
Igfig: and for whatever reason, this changeling is in its natural form
Slim_Bankshot: Today is the worst day....
Arwia: Even with me just realizing I had forgotten to add to my defense with my magic armor.
Igfig: wearing leather armour, wielding a longsword
Igfig: Well Slim, at least you mark Arwia
Igfig: And then it's T2's turn
Igfig: T2 just walks right in, says something insulting to T1 about "scurrying"
Igfig: and as Merric turns to face T1, he's stabbed at by T2
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs. Fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Fort: [3] = 11
Merric_Tolth: miss
Igfig: he also kicks Lakanu
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs. Fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Fort: [10] = 18
Lakanu: Hit
Lakanu: That feels like a petty kick
Lakanu: right in the shin
Igfig:  2d8+4 damage, and you're slid one square
Fortuna: Igfig, damage, and you're slid one square: [3, 6] = 13
Lakanu: That is one big kick
Igfig: He's on the balcony, he kicks you int he face
Igfig: Oh hey, this attack is half on a miss
Igfig: so Merric takes
Igfig: (2d8+2d6+4)/2
Igfig: damn, can't use parens
Igfig:  1d8+1d6+2
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d8+1d6+2: [7, 4] = 13
Merric_Tolth: 6
Justice: When am I coming in?
Merric_Tolth: or 13?
Igfig:  13
Merric_Tolth: bloodied
Igfig: woulda been 2d8+2d6+4
Igfig: anyway, Lakanu turn!
Lakanu: Justice turn?
Igfig: nope, he's no there yet
Slim_Bankshot: Where does the MW come in?
Lakanu: Ah
Igfig: oh yeah, where does MW come in?  SOmeone didn't record the roll
Lakanu: Oath of Enmity is declared on T2
Igfig: Also, currently Justice and Vimak are runnng
Lakanu: And I move towards him
Slim_Bankshot: Should we just bump him to last?
Justice: I'm going to go grab another sandwich
Igfig: sure
Arwia: MW goes right before me, I think his initiative was the one I called lazy, got the same number as me, but higher initiative bonus.
Igfig: oh
Igfig: kay then
Arwia: Or was that O?
Arwia: Actually that was O I think.
Lakanu: And then, Sparking Wounds on T2
Arwia: Or I don't remember.
Igfig: whatecer
Lakanu: 2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+9: [8] = 17; 1d20+9: [11] = 20
Lakanu: vs AC
Arwia: Wait, yeah, checked again, that was O, back to looking for MW.
Arwia: MW was 22 actually.
Igfig: whatever
Igfig: Uh, with the concealment that's not a hit
Lakanu: Dang it
Merric_Tolth: is it partial in here?
Igfig: yeah
Merric_Tolth: ok
Justice: I'm back
Lakanu: Turn over
Merric_Tolth: MW
Igfig: Slim
Lakanu: Do we have a healer?
Slim_Bankshot: MW leaps through the window and jumps to their feet
Slim_Bankshot: (you totally read that as Mortal Wombat. Don't lie)
Igfig: Onto T1?
Arwia: New hand please.
Fortuna: Arwia drew a new hand.
Fortuna: Arwia drew GAMBLER'S STRIDE (R)
Fortuna: Play at the start of your turn.  Roll a d20 to determine the card's effect.  The effect lasts until the end of this turn. Roll 1-9 You are immobilized.  10-20  You gain a +4 to speed.
Fortuna: Arwia drew TRAINED ADVANCE (C)
Fortuna: Play when an ally within 5 squares of you takes a move action to shift. You shift 1 square as a free action.
Fortuna: Arwia drew RECKLESS VIOLENCE (C)
Fortuna: Play when you make an attack on your turn. You take a -2 penalty to the attack rolls and gain a +4 bonus to the damage rolls of that attack. You grant combat advantage until the start of your next turn.
Slim_Bankshot: And uses
Slim_Bankshot: firey wand on akanu
Lakanu: Sweet
Merric_Tolth: Is that melee or ranged?
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+11 VS akanu reflex
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, VS akanu reflex: [2] = 13
Igfig: At point blank range?  Provokes an OA, that does
Igfig: it's a ranged attack
Lakanu: Miss
Merric_Tolth: 1d20+13-2
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d20+13-2: [16] = 27
Merric_Tolth: vs AAC
Slim_Bankshot: My bad. I thought MW was still at a distance
Arwia: Lakanu gets one too I think.
Lakanu: 1d20+ 5-2
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+ 5-2: [10] = 13
Lakanu: Nope
Merric_Tolth: 1d8+9
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d8+9: [4] = 13
Merric_Tolth: 13 from me
Igfig: The smoke is starting to disperse a little
Igfig: it's now only lightly obscured, so everybody has just concealment
Igfig: (before, it was full concealment from anyone more than a square away)
Merric_Tolth: okay
Igfig: you can see that MW looks like an artificer of some sort
Igfig: and that T1 and T2 appear to be twins
Lakanu: Hot
Igfig: T1 is the serious one, T2 is the smiley one
Lakanu: If they're girls. Which they probably aren't
Igfig: they are boys
Justice: rats
Igfig: fairly handsome ones, I suppose
Arwia: Right, so this is an unhealthy position for a mage to be standing in.
Igfig: Lakanu's a psiforged though, so I suppose he wouldn't care either way
Igfig: Indeed
Lakanu: I can't even tell the difference, to be honest
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Arwia: Right, I'm going to shift over next to the artificer, because seeing as he did a ranged attack I think I'll be safe from opportunity attacks next to him.
Igfig: Well, the rod he's carrying looks fairly hefty
Igfig: like a nightstick
Igfig: but yeah
Igfig: relatively safe
Arwia: Well, if I went straight left then the other guy with the longsword could still get me.
Arwia: And oh wait.
Igfig: So you shifted away, right?
Arwia: Staff Expertise, I don't have to worry about that anyways.
Arwia: So I will just shift straight left, instead of over by MW.
Arwia: But yeah I shifted.
Igfig: The changeling uses his Watchful Hunter ability
Igfig: which is basically combat challenge
Igfig:  1d20+10 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [13] = 23
Arwia: Hit.
Arwia: Also bother.
Igfig:  1d8+6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d8+6: [5] = 11
Lakanu: They're kicking our asses
Merric_Tolth: is that reaction or interrupt?
Igfig: opportunity action, so interrupt
Merric_Tolth: okay
Arwia: Right.  Well.  Restless Dead on the changeling then.
Igfig: kay
Igfig: what is that
Arwia: 1d20+9 vs. reflex as that dead body from earlier starts shaking and thrashing about, raking its hands at the guys legs.
Fortuna: Arwia, vs. reflex as that dead body from earlier starts shaking and thrashing about, raking its hands at the guys legs.: [2] = 11
Igfig: whoa
Igfig: miss, though
Arwia: Bother.
Arwia: Also the area around him is temporarily difficult terrain.
Arwia: For enemies.
Igfig: Only if you hit.
Igfig: Anything else to do?
Arwia: Is there a way to make this box fill clear? 
Igfig: done
Arwia: Much better, I'll be using that box a lot.
Igfig: the zone doesn't occur if you miss though
Arwia: And..  it doesn't?
Merric_Tolth: 23 vs AC is a miss?
Igfig: just click the word "fill" to turn fill on or off
Arwia: I got 11.
Arwia: Ah I see.
Igfig: where did you get 23
Merric_Tolth: oh nevermind
Igfig: anyway
Merric_Tolth: read igs by mistake
Igfig: My turn then?
Merric_Tolth: Seems that way
Arwia: Yeah.
Igfig: Suddenly there is a crash from the end of the hallway
Arwia: Wait!
Igfig: oh?
Arwia: Nah nevermind, go ahead.
Igfig: as two people are bodily flung through the window back there
Arwia: I'll save that for some other time.
Igfig: Those would be Vimak and Ace Justice
Igfig: The crash is followed by a crunch as the wall gives way before the one who threw them
Igfig: a massive ogre!
Justice: "YAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
vimak: "VIMAK SMASH"
Igfig:  2#1d20+9 vs: VImak Fort, Ace Fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs VImak Fort: [20] = 29; vs Ace Fort: [9] = 18
Justice: *grunts*
Justice: OH SHIIITTT
vimak: Welp, that's an obvious hit
Igfig:  2d6+5 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [2, 3] = 10
Justice: miss on me
Igfig: half on a miss
vimak: No, it's a crit ig
vimak: Look
Igfig: oh
Arwia: Now I'm thinking I should have gone and done it then, I'll do it next turn.
Igfig: heh
Igfig:  17 then
Igfig: Ace lands on Vimak elbow-first
Igfig: you're both prone, too
Igfig: in the second and third squares of the hallway
Justice: (( I'm constantly trying out different sounds to see what Justice can say without a tongue ))
Justice: Done
Merric_Tolth: So is it my turn then?
Igfig: yep, that's all
Merric_Tolth: Okay
Merric_Tolth: I swing my sword in a blinding flurry at T1
Merric_Tolth: Duelsits flurry!
Igfig: the ogre's gonna squeeze in here on his next turn, and you don't want to be within arm's reach
Igfig: cool
Merric_Tolth: 1d20+13-2
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d20+13-2: [5] = 16
Merric_Tolth: dammit
Igfig: blegh
Merric_Tolth: fucking fuck
Merric_Tolth: Action point
Merric_Tolth: Second win
Merric_Tolth: d
Justice: "Pie"
Igfig: revenge for your excellent rolls against the CEO
Justice: that is the longest word Justice can say without a tongue that I know of so far
Igfig: interesting
Merric_Tolth: Move action
Merric_Tolth: Tactical Trick
Merric_Tolth: to there
Merric_Tolth: Flanking with Lak
Igfig: okay, nice
Merric_Tolth: Done
Igfig: Vimak!
Merric_Tolth: I slide from the chair and behind T2
Igfig: right over the railing
vimak: ALRIGHT
vimak: STAND UP
vimak: Can I hit the ogre from here? I have a longspear
Igfig: he's a little too far away
Igfig:  15 away
vimak: Hmmm
Igfig: and you can only get 10 away
Justice: AND I AM IN THE WAY
Igfig: yep
vimak: No you aren't
Justice: Please do not stab me
vimak: You're on the floor
vimak: I stood up
Justice: Oh okay
Igfig: that too
vimak: If I slid him my next turn, where would he go?
vimak: Into the room?
Arwia: "An invitation to provide assistance is extended in your direction, gentlemen who entered through a lack of architectural entrance!"
vimak: "Dealing with an ogre! Can't!"
Igfig: slid who?  Ace?
vimak: Oh forget it, I'll ready Savage Reach for when he's in range
vimak: No, the Ogre
Igfig: He'll be kinda squeezing
Igfig: but yeah, you could probably get him into the room
vimak: It's a slide 2 squares
vimak: so yeah
Igfig: yep
vimak: READY SAVAGE REACH FOR IN RANGE, END TURN
Justice: which room are you pushing him into?
vimak: Any
Justice: Because I'm about to go into one and I don't want to go into ogre town
vimak: Probably t he bathtub
vimak: Just because he smells
Justice: Okay then
Igfig: Twin 1 darts around the artificer to get behind Lakanu
vimak: So slide yourself to the left prone man
Justice: I will
vimak: Don't stand, slide
Justice: I know
Justice: no no
Justice: I'll lie down and roll over
vimak: "here boy
vimak: "Roll over boy!"
Igfig: trying to sweep Arwia's feet out from under her as he passes
Justice: "grrrrr"
Igfig:  2#1d20+8-2 vs: Arwia Fort, Lakanu Fort
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Arwia Fort: [13] = 19; vs Lakanu Fort: [12] = 18
Arwia: Yeah that hits.
Igfig:  2d8+4 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [5, 7] = 16
Igfig: plus 2d6 more on Lakanu
Lakanu: Just pile it up
Igfig:  2d6
Fortuna: Igfig,  2d6: [6, 6] = 12
Igfig: and you're slid
Arwia: Oh joy, I'm bloodied.
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Igfig: Arwia goes face-first into a wall, I guess
Lakanu: Poen, for the love of God help us
Igfig: and Lakanu goes to visit the changeling
Igfig: Done
Igfig: oh, it's the changeling's turn
Igfig:  1d20+10-2 vs Lakanu AC; 1d8+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Lakanu AC: [7] = 15; damage: [2] = 8
Lakanu: Miss!
Igfig: and marked whether or not that hits
Lakanu: Lame
Igfig: and then he shifts back
Igfig: making a stealth check against people who can't see him
Igfig:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+9: [19] = 28
Igfig: And then it's T2
Poen: 1d20+4 initiative
Fortuna: Poen, initiative: [1] = 5
Poen: Welp, last again.
Igfig: he shifts two spaces, nimbling over the railing
Igfig:  1d20+11 acrobatics
Fortuna: Igfig, acrobatics: [3] = 14
Justice: haw
Igfig: uh, lemme check that
Poen: Fortuna doesn't like us tonight. Again.
Merric_Tolth: That seems low
Arwia: Also Poen this is the Eberron setting actually, so...  have any back-up character handy?
Igfig: yeah, he does not succeed and has to actually climb over it
Igfig: but he can do that too, he can shift crazy
Igfig: and then he sneak attacks Lakanu
Arwia: I don't like these guys.
Igfig:  1d20+10-2 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [7] = 15
Igfig: but misses
Lakanu: I especially don't like these guys
Igfig: and tries to hop up on the table
Igfig:  1d20+11 acrobatics
Fortuna: Igfig, acrobatics: [9] = 20
Igfig: which he does
Lakanu: Quick question, marking means I get a penalty to attacking other people, right?
Igfig: yep
Igfig: just -2 though
Poen: I don't, but ... would using DAVE again make any sense whatsoever?
Igfig: and t2 is done
Igfig: Sure, Eberron is full of warforged
Lakanu: DAVE makes pefect sense
Igfig: Justice turn!
Arwia: So come save us.
Igfig: Justice!
Igfig: Justice is delaying in 3
Igfig:  2
Igfig:  1
Igfig: Go ahead, Lak
Merric_Tolth: Lakanu
Lakanu: Ok
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Lakanu: If I shift next to T2, i'm out of smoke, right?
Igfig: oh wait, there he is
Lakanu: Oh, never mind
Ace_Justice: igfig, kick justice
Igfig 4kicks Justice in the face
Justice was kicked by Igfig.
Ace_Justice: uuhhh
handofevil: dang it ig
Igfig: Justice, it's your turn
Ace_Justice: oh
Ace_Justice: okay
Ace_Justice: can I roll over into the bottom room if I'm prone?
Igfig: Yeah, with the crawl action
Ace_Justice: huh, I didn't know there was a crawl action
Ace_Justice: okay
Justice quit.
Ace_Justice: I crawl down there
Igfig: you only move 1 square though without a skill check
vimak: (Make the skill check anyway(
Igfig: An inert warforged is standing in the corner of the room
Ace_Justice: I don't need the skill check
vimak: Can't lose anything
Ace_Justice: 1 square is fine
Ace_Justice: actually, I'll downgrade my standard too
Ace_Justice: to stand up
Igfig: it awakens as the door opens
Ace_Justice: And I drop down into the Duelist's Assault stance
Igfig: DAVE, there y'are
Igfig: sure
Ace_Justice: end turn
Igfig: Lakanu
Lakanu: So yeah, one square down from T2 is out of smoke?
Igfig: Yeah
Lakanu: Wings of Light on T2
Igfig: ooh
Lakanu: I fly to him, gloriously
Lakanu: and Murderize him
Lakanu: 2#1d20+9-2
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+9-2: [4] = 11; 1d20+9-2: [16] = 23
Igfig: Hit, indeed
Lakanu: 3d10+7
Fortuna: Lakanu, 3d10+7: [9, 8, 9] = 33
Lakanu: BAM
Igfig: and you don't need the -2, since you're out of the smoke
Lakanu: But I was marked by thingie
Igfig: oh, right
Igfig: i confused
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Justice: Who is this D person
Justice: oh no it's milo
Igfig: DAVE
Lakanu: SO this glorious figure comes hurtling out of the smoke, and fucks his shit up
Igfig: You do not quite murderize him
Merric_Tolth: You guys know we started 2 hours ago right?
Igfig: but you certainly bloodyise him
Justice: I'LL MOIDA HIM
Igfig: and we were supposed to start two and a half hours ago, but people are slow
Igfig: Okay, Lakanu is done?
Lakanu: And now  I shift one square to the right, for some reason
Lakanu: then done
Igfig: ok
Igfig: MW the artificer
Igfig: wait
Igfig: oh
Igfig: never mind
Igfig: The artificer hurls something alchemical into the forge
MiloMagnus: \
Igfig: right behind Merric
MiloMagnus: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
MiloMagnus: 06666666666666666666
MiloMagnus: 66666666666
MiloMagnus: \\\\
MiloMagnus: \
MiloMagnus: \
MiloMagnus: \
MiloMagnus: \\\\\
Justice: uhh
Igfig: Milo, shut the hell up
Justice: I think he went into a coma
Igfig: no spam
Lakanu: Oh dear
MiloMagnus: \\\6666666666666666666666666666666666666
MiloMagnus: \
Justice: Either that or he's drunk
MiloMagnus: \\6\\\\\\\\
MiloMagnus: \
MiloMagnus: \\
Merric_Tolth: just kick him
Justice: MAY AS WELL BE THE SAME THING WITH HIM
MiloMagnus: \\\
MiloMagnus: \\
MiloMagnus: \\
Arwia: Does he have any pets?
Justice: okay yeah just kick him
Justice: no 
MiloMagnus was kicked by vimak (no spam)
Justice: that's just him being an idiot
Lakanu: Backslash and 6, odd choice
Igfig:  4#1d20+12 vs ref of: Lak, Arwia, Merric, T1
Fortuna: Igfig, vs ref of Lak: [15] = 27; vs ref of Arwia: [8] = 20; vs ref of Merric: [19] = 31; vs ref of T1: [9] = 21
Igfig: damn
Arwia: Crud.
Lakanu: Errr
Igfig:  1d8+4 fire damage, 5 ongoing fire damage, and prone
Fortuna: Igfig, fire damage, 5 ongoing fire damage, and prone: [7] = 11
Arwia: And fuck, I'm down.
Igfig: sorry, typo, that should be 1d6
Igfig:  1d6+4
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6+4: [6] = 10
Arwia: Still down.
Merric_Tolth: such a fucking imrovement
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handofevil: What the heck happened
Igfig: T1 is bloodied too
Igfig: I don't know?
handofevil: Also, hold on, chrome is screwing up again
handofevil was kicked by handofevil.
Igfig: And the smoke has finally dispersed
Igfig: Next!
Igfig: Arwia
Arwia: I take 5 fire damage.
Arwia: Saving throw time.
Arwia: 1d20 vs. ongoing fire damage.
Fortuna: Arwia, vs. ongoing fire damage.: [13] = 13
Arwia: 1d20 vs. death
Fortuna: Arwia, vs. death: [18] = 18
Lakanu: Cool cool cool
Arwia: Well least I'm not getting closer to dying for a while then.
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Arwia: Wait a second.
handofevil: Gah, stop screwing up chrome
Igfig: oh?
handofevil was kicked by handofevil.
Arwia: Could I have used robe of contingency against that alchemical thing?
Arwia: It was an attack while I was bloodied.
Arwia: But I also went unconscious because of it.
Igfig: yeah, probably
Arwia: So not sure.
Igfig: is it reaction or interrupt?
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handofevil: There we go. Carry o n
Arwia: Immediate reaction sadly.
Igfig: then fraid not
Arwia: Right, down and down then.
Igfig: oh, that reminds me
Arwia: Move along.
Igfig: Arwia, you were also taking ongoing 5 fire
Igfig: so 5 damage
Igfig: and save vs that
Merric_Tolth: did
Igfig: oh
Merric_Tolth: Arwia did all of that
Arwia: I did that already, did that before the death save.
Igfig: oops
Igfig: i missed that
Igfig: good on you for remembering
Igfig: Ogre's turn then
Arwia: It had only just happened.
Igfig: yeah, well
Justice: yo ig
Igfig: yes?
Justice: Milo is in pwot dnd2
Igfig: okay
Justice: it was a misunderstanding
Igfig: milo does not appear to be banned
handofevil: Yeah, I kicked him
handofevil: I didn't ban him
Igfig: okay
Igfig: THe ogre squeezes into the hallway
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handofevil: DO I HIT HIM NOW?
handofevil: HE'S IN RANGE
Igfig: Yep!
Igfig: With CA!
handofevil: WOOOO
handofevil: 1d20+13 v AC
Fortuna: handofevil, v AC: [18] = 31
Igfig: nice
handofevil: 1d10+9 and slid 2
Fortuna: handofevil, and slid 2: [2] = 11
handofevil: Right into that room
handofevil: and into the bathtub
handofevil: "Time for a bath!"
Igfig: hehe
Igfig: He unsqueezes now that he's in the room
handofevil: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
handofevil: I'll manuever into the doorway
handofevil: END TURN
Igfig: and wrenches the door off its hinges, and hurls it at Ace
Igfig: that wasn't your turn
Lakanu: If one of you could come and help us, that would be fantastic
Igfig: that was a readied action
Igfig: youdon't get to move
handofevil: Oh
handofevil: Oh right
handofevil: I forgot
Igfig: which is better for you, since he'd have smashed you instead
Justice: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH"
Igfig:  1d20+11 vs. Justice AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Justice AC: [15] = 26
handofevil: "Woah."
Justice: ow
Justice: wait
Justice: hit
Igfig:  2d10+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [9, 6] = 21
Igfig: done
Justice: daaammmnnn
Igfig: DAVE turn!
Igfig: That's his melee basic attack, by the way
Igfig: he has better ones too
Justice: "Hep... 'ave"
Justice: Errr
Justice: I think Justice just won't talk
RobotDAVE: I ... am I powered on?
Justice: yes
Igfig: yes
RobotDAVE: Ok
RobotDAVE: "Hello. My name is DAVE. What appears to be the problem?"
handofevil: "Shut up Justice. You can't talk remember."
handofevil: "There's a large ogre throwing stuff at us."
RobotDAVE: "Oh dear."
Justice: "Hi"
RobotDAVE: "Hello."
Justice: *points at ogre*
RobotDAVE: All right, I move into the room with the ogre and attempt to use Brute Strike upon the Ogre. One moment while I shift on the map.
Justice: *mimes smashing*
RobotDAVE: 1d20+8
Fortuna: RobotDAVE, 1d20+8: [2] = 10
RobotDAVE: ... Fortuna, you're kidding right?
handofevil: I FORGOT
handofevil: 1d6
Fortuna: handofevil, 1d6: [1] = 1
handofevil: 1 more damage on the ogre
Igfig: okay
handofevil: I get 1d6 on max HP enemies
Igfig: ah
Igfig: Fortuna is unkind
RobotDAVE: Man, my roll was just awful. Uh ... one moment.
Igfig: At least brute strike is reliable, so you didn't waste it
Merric_Tolth: Action point try again!
Igfig: (that's all it really has going for it, unfortunately)
RobotDAVE: Yeah, I think I'll try again.
RobotDAVE: 1d20+8 I LOVE YOU FORTUNA
Fortuna blushes.
RobotDAVE: Oh I guess that doesn't work
RobotDAVE: 1d20+8
Fortuna: RobotDAVE, 1d20+8: [12] = 20
Igfig: Fortuna, focus
Igfig: there
Igfig: that's a hit
RobotDAVE: Hooray!
RobotDAVE: 3d10+4
Fortuna: RobotDAVE, 3d10+4: [2, 6, 5] = 17
RobotDAVE: Oh, you're kidding.
Merric_Tolth: Thats better than 50%
Arwia: No that's exactly 50%.
Igfig: also that's a bug... Fortuna should have rolled even if you complimented her
Merric_Tolth: not by much
RobotDAVE: True. But that 2.
Igfig: although she doesn't roll if you insult her, I think
Igfig:  1d100 fortuna you hussy
Fortuna: I beg your pardon?
Igfig: okay, that works at least
RobotDAVE: Anyway, I'll move away a bit and end turn.
Merric_Tolth: you alrady moved
RobotDAVE: Done
Igfig: didn't you already mive?
Igfig: move, too
RobotDAVE: 3 squares. My speed is 5.
Merric_Tolth: move is 1 action
RobotDAVE: Can I not reserve some movement? Is that not allowed?
RobotDAVE: Oh
Igfig: fraid not
RobotDAVE: Nevermind then. I'll reset that. End turn anyway.
Igfig: there are certain powers that let you do stuff like that, though
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Merric_Tolth: Back to me
Merric_Tolth: yay
handofevil: WHO IS THIS
Igfig: hurrah
Merric_Tolth: Ambush trick
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Igfig: it's my friend mib
Merric_Tolth: I somersault over the rail and land adjacent to T1
Merric_Tolth: With CA
Merric_Tolth: basic Melee
Merric_Tolth: That is, A powerful slash and stab of my blade
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Igfig: mib ufque2q, she's from Zambia
Merric_Tolth: 1d20+15
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d20+15: [18] = 33
Igfig: oh, I mean
Igfig: Hi Frog!
handofevil: Oh hey it's frogbone
Frogbone: howdy
Igfig: Hit!
Merric_Tolth: with backstab
handofevil: NO
Merric_Tolth: I meant
handofevil: DON'T HIT FROG
Merric_Tolth: damn it
Igfig: oh noo
Merric_Tolth: I hate my life
Merric_Tolth: fuck
Merric_Tolth: do I get backstab then?
Arwia: Did you already add the +3 to that roll?
Merric_Tolth: not yet
Arwia: Oh.
Igfig: You don't have CA either, do you?
Merric_Tolth: I do
Igfig: oh
Igfig: you do
Arwia: He used Ambush trick, he does.
Merric_Tolth: The trick gives it
Igfig: you can backstab then, sure
Merric_Tolth: okay
Igfig: it woulda been a hit regardless
Merric_Tolth: 4d8+9
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 4d8+9: [5, 8, 1, 3] = 26
Merric_Tolth: oh, and it was a minor action to stand
Merric_Tolth: and I took 5
Igfig: sure
Igfig: also, nice hit
Merric_Tolth: Saving throw
Merric_Tolth: 1d20
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d20: [16] = 16
Merric_Tolth: no more fire
Merric_Tolth: Next
Igfig: Oh yeah, also
Igfig: T1 is at exactly 0 hp
Merric_Tolth: If he explodes I will run to ontario and punch you.
Justice: PUNCH IT'S BODY
Justice: whoa whoa, what did I do
RobotDAVE: *its
Justice: yeah, its
RobotDAVE: Grammar, Captain!
Justice: JUSTICE NEED NO GRAMMAR
Justice: *saves the world on his way to the coffee shop*
Merric_Tolth: Vimark is up
vamik: OK
Lakanu: Vamik
vamik: Is there room in the square with Dave?
Igfig: If you squeeze
Igfig: or go prone
RobotDAVE: *obligatory fat joke*
vamik: Actually, I have melee 1, what penalties do I get from squeeze or around the corner?
Igfig: squeeze is -5
Igfig: around the corner is jsut cover, so -2
Justice: brb
Merric_Tolth stabs T1 in the heart
Igfig: okay
vamik: I'll just go into Tyrant's Rage
Igfig: he's not actually dead, just dying
vamik: END TURN
Igfig: that sounds fun
Igfig: uh
Igfig: I'm pretty sure entering a rage involves making an attack
vamik: Oh right
Justice: back
Merric_Tolth: you get to hit the enemy
vamik: 1d20+9 V will
Fortuna: vamik, V will: [7] = 16
vamik: Nope
Merric_Tolth: half damage
Merric_Tolth: target is dazed
Igfig: hah, you totally hit
Merric_Tolth: hahahaha
Igfig: ogres have crap will
vamik: 2d10+9 and dazed
Fortuna: vamik, and dazed: [9, 4] = 22
vamik: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Igfig: nice
Igfig: *clonk*
vamik: Aaaaaaand
vamik: Can I push him as my minor?
Igfig: Sure
vamik: Tyrant's rage lets me do that
vamik: ALRIGHT
Igfig: but he won't go anywhere
vamik: PUSH
vamik: Still
vamik: It's fun
vamik: END TURN
Igfig: he stumbles and sits in the bathtub again
vamik: "I said, TIME FOR A BATH."
Igfig: T1 takes 5 fire damage and bleeds
Igfig:  1d20 save vs fire
Fortuna: Igfig, save vs fire: [15] = 15
Igfig:  1d20save vs death
Igfig:  1d20 save vs death
Fortuna: Igfig, save vs death: [10] = 10
Igfig: then da skulk
Igfig: continues to be hidden from vimak and dave and jutice
Igfig: charges
vamik: Oh man. Is he charging us?
Igfig:  1d20+10+2 vs AC; 1d8+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [8] = 20; damage: [5] = 11
Igfig: on vimak
vamik: DANG IT
Igfig: and you're marked
vamik: 11 damage then
Igfig: and he is somehow still hidden, according to this power...
vamik: "Medic!"
Igfig: I guess he slips into the side room
Igfig: and that is all for him
Igfig: T2
Igfig: shouts "No!" melodramatically and leaps at Merric
Merric_Tolth: I figured as much
Igfig:  1d20+10 vs AC; 2d8+4 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [10] = 20; damage: [2, 6] = 12
Igfig: and done
Lakanu: I'm on the ground and on fire, i'm not threat
Merric_Tolth: cunning escape
Merric_Tolth: He misses
Lakanu: a threat
Igfig: nice
Merric_Tolth: I shift at his eot
Igfig: cool
Igfig: he's done
Igfig: Justice turn!
Arwia: Wait a second...
Justice: Is it possible to get into that Ogre's room?
Lakanu: Merric, if you stayed where you were I could have flanked him
Arwia: Dammit!  I could have saved myself waaaay back.
Justice: Actually, better idea
Justice: I move over here to this SH thing
vamik: He's hidden
Justice: I
Justice: shit
Igfig: provoking an OA from the ogre--oh wait, he's daze
Justice: uhh
Igfig: d
Merric_Tolth: He is your oath of enmity
Justice: hold on let me check the map
Merric_Tolth: just smack him
Lakanu: Yes, but a +2 never goes amiss
vamik: "Medic!"
Justice: is it possible to get into that room with the ogre?
Igfig: also, as you leave Vamik's square the skulk takes an OA on you
Justice: Or to sort of kick jump off DAVE?
Igfig: you'd have to go prone, he's big
Igfig: or make a hard skill check
Justice: what skill?
Igfig: acrobatics is the most obvious one, especially for a kickflip, but if you have another idea let's hear it
Justice: Well it's not really a kick flip
Justice: I meant to just run at Dave and use him to fly into the room
Justice: like a stairway
Igfig: oh, sure then
Justice: thletics?
Igfig: Athletics
Justice: athletics**
Justice: okay then
Justice: 1d20+11 athletics
Fortuna: Justice, athletics: [14] = 25
Justice: YEAH!
Igfig: That is enough
Justice: okay so I'm in the room now?
Igfig: I guess you're on top of him
Igfig: yeah
Justice: awesome
Igfig: like, in his lap?
Justice: On his head?
Igfig: he's sitting in the tub
Justice: No session is complete without one person climbing one of our enemies
vamik: He's in the tub
Justice: ewww
vamik: "Give him a bath Justice!"
vamik: *holds nose*
vamik: "He really needs it."
Igfig: he's really big, so it's sorta sideways
Justice: Justice nods his head in approval 
Justice: hahaha
Justice: 1d20+12 vs ac on the ogre
Fortuna: Justice, vs ac on the ogre: [14] = 26
Justice: And I guess I'll add powerstrike to the attack
Justice: 1d12+18+1d12
Fortuna: Justice, 1d12+18+1d12: [4, 2] = 24
Justice: rats
Justice: bad roll
Justice: I grab soap
Justice: and rub it all over it's filthy body
Igfig: still pretty good
Igfig: not to mention hawt
Justice: Grunting from the strength required to hold it still
Lakanu: I have the weirdest boner
Justice: *scrub scrub scrub*
Justice: YOU WI' BE C'EAN
Justice: " "
Justice: END TURN
vamik: "Don't forgot the rubber ducky!"
Igfig: Ogre is bloodied!
Igfig: Lakanu!
vamik: "SOAP IS IT'S WEAKNESS"
vamik: "GRAB SOAP."
Lakanu: If I teleport, I finish standing, right?
Merric_Tolth: Nope
Igfig: you end in the same state you started
Lakanu: Interesting
Lakanu: In that case, stand up
vamik: Teleport into the bathtub
Lakanu: And I can hit him from here, because of my massive spea
Lakanu: r
Igfig: that'll be a really big squeeze
Justice: Me Vamik and Ogre are all taking a bath'
Igfig: sure
Lakanu: How would overwhelming strike work? It says I slide him into the square I occupied, but that doesn't apply here
Arwia: Probably just pull him closer then.
Igfig: ah, that was a big debate a while back
Igfig: that would probably make the most sense
Lakanu: Okey dokey
Igfig: just treat it as a pull
Merric_Tolth: you could also shift closer
Lakanu: 2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+9: [7] = 16; 1d20+9: [10] = 19
Igfig: that wouldn't do much, merric
Igfig: if you find a way to increase your slide, though, you could brng him to your space
Igfig: that's a hit, lak
Lakanu: 1d10+7
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d10+7: [1] = 8
Lakanu: Wow
Igfig: not a hard one, though
Lakanu: Because of that, imma action point and do it again
Lakanu: 2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+9: [7] = 16; 1d20+9: [6] = 15
Lakanu: And suck
Igfig: both misses 
Lakanu: Oh ell
Lakanu: well
Igfig: MW the artificer's turn
Merric_Tolth: He has a halfling pointing a sword at him
Igfig: So he does
Lakanu: 1d20 against fire
Fortuna: Lakanu, against fire: [8] = 8
Lakanu: Still on fire
Igfig: He hits you with his rod
Igfig:  1d20+11 vs. AC; 1d8+2 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [3] = 14; damage: [5] = 7
Merric_Tolth: Miss
Igfig: and that's all for him
Merric_Tolth: Deflected with my sword
Igfig: Arwia!
Igfig: indeed
Arwia: Yay I'm still on the ground unconscious.
Arwia: 1d20 vs. Death
Fortuna: Arwia, vs. Death: [10] = 10
Igfig: but not dead
Igfig: Ograr
Igfig: is not happy about this whole bath thing
Igfig: GRAND SLAM on Justice
Igfig:  1d20+11 vs. Justice AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Justice AC: [12] = 23
Igfig: oh man
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Justice: shit
Justice: hit
Igfig2: whoops
Igfig2:  4d10+4 damage, push 2 squares, and prone
Fortuna: Igfig2, damage, push 2 squares, and prone: [1, 9, 8, 5] = 27
Justice: OH SHIT
Justice: bloodied
Justice: wait where do I slide to
Justice: I am in the bath
Lakanu: Ig, can you stick 3 more damage on T2? I have a damage bonus I forgot about
Igfig2: sure
Igfig2: And Vamik, mind kicking me?
Lakanu: Thanks
Igfig2: er, igfig
Igfig2: if that's possible
vamik: KICKED
vamik: It won't let me
vamik: That's uh
Igfig2: Damn, I'm the admin
vamik: Not good
RobotDAVE: If, you're too powerful
Igfig2: that's awkward
RobotDAVE: *Ig
Igfig2: I guess I'll just have a clone sitting in the corner there
Igfig2: watching
Igfig2: observing
Justice: he scares me igfig
Igfig2: No such thing!
vamik: You could make me an admin and I coulc kick him
Igfig2: nah, that's okay
Igfig2: So Dave is up, right?
Merric_Tolth: yup
RobotDAVE: Oh man. Uh.
Arwia: Use your warforged sense, come save us.
Arwia: Do warforged have a warforge sense?
Igfig quit.
RobotDAVE: I won't make it even halfway to where you are. I should probably stick with the Ogre.
RobotDAVE: Also, I have no idea
RobotDAVE: DAVE isn't my character.
Merric_Tolth: (Use an encounter power)
Igfig2: yes, but it only senses strudel
Igfig2: which they cannot eat
vamik: IG IS GONE. GO CRAZY
Merric_Tolth: quiet you
Justice: 1d20 TO ROCK THE FUCK OUT
Fortuna: Justice, TO ROCK THE FUCK OUT: [20] = 20
RobotDAVE: 1d20+8 Steel Serpend Strike
Fortuna: RobotDAVE, Steel Serpend Strike: [7] = 15
Justice: YEEAAAAAHHHHH
Justice: oh shit, sorry I stole your 20
vamik: You stole dave's roll
RobotDAVE: JUSTICE CAN WE SWITCH ROLLS
Justice: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Merric_Tolth: cockblocked
Justice: THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE EVER ROCKED OUT
RobotDAVE: IG CAN WE SWITCH ROLLS PLEASE
Igfig: Fortuna, can we switch rolls?  1 is yes.
Igfig:  1d2
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d2: [2] = 2
Igfig: dammit girl
vamik: Fortuna, ye be a cruel mistriss
RobotDAVE: Man, Fortuna just doesn't like us today
Merric_Tolth: Fortuna is mean
Igfig: OVERRULED
Justice: I'm sorry guys
Justice: if we all die-- YAY
RobotDAVE: Action point to repeat? I am do that, yes?
vamik: 1d2 can justice and dave switch rolls?
Fortuna: vamik, can justice and dave switch rolls?: [1] = 1
Igfig: SWITCH THAT ROLL
Merric_Tolth: You did that last time
Justice: WOOO
Merric_Tolth: DAVE CRITS
RobotDAVE: YEAAAAAH
Igfig: yaaay
RobotDAVE: 2d10+4 damage
Fortuna: RobotDAVE, damage: [8, 7] = 19
Justice: yay~
vamik: Notice how you asked if you can fortuna could switch ig. You need to clarify
RobotDAVE: NOT BAD
Igfig: what, vamik?
Igfig: Uh, Dave
Igfig: that's a crit
RobotDAVE: Huh
vamik: Nevermind. I am rambling. Continue
Merric_Tolth: 24 damage
RobotDAVE: Oh cool.
Igfig: what weapon do you use?
RobotDAVE: UH
RobotDAVE: ... Bastard Sword?
Igfig: Oh, okay then
RobotDAVE: What does that do?
Igfig: Just checking if it was a high-crit weapon
Igfig: like an axe or something
Igfig: but a bastard sword, never mind
RobotDAVE: Don't think so. So 24?
Justice: wait axes are high crit?
Merric_Tolth: yes
Igfig: some are
Justice: okay
RobotDAVE: Yeah, got no axes, sorry
Igfig: ...wait, how in the world is your attack bonus only +8?
Merric_Tolth: SHEET LINK
Igfig: OH YOU'RE STILL LEVEL 3
Merric_Tolth: HOLY CRAP
Igfig: that explains it
Igfig: ought to fix that sometime
Igfig: whoever's that is
Igfig: Moose
Merric_Tolth: Robot needs to have its limiter removed
Igfig: evidently
RobotDAVE: I feel an urge to unleash my power
Arwia: Does this hand of yours glow with an awesome power?
Igfig: you could have had some mad Avalanche of Blades going on
RobotDAVE: It's beginning to
RobotDAVE: I'm definitely feeling some tingling
Justice: haw
Igfig: but yeah, your attack bonus should be at least one higher
Arwia: Is it telling you to defeat your enemy?
Igfig: anywah
RobotDAVE: Ah well
Justice: Is this a reference to something?
Lakanu: He did just wake up, to be fair. Could use some maintenance
Arwia: Yes.
Justice: what is it a reference to?
Arwia: Back to OOC with that.
Justice: or quoting
Justice: okay
RobotDAVE: Shielded sides as a minor action, then I'll move and end turn.
Igfig: Right, so
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: you dealt 24 to the ogre
Igfig: who was at 66 damage
Igfig: and has 90 hp
Igfig: math, anyone?
vamik: That'll be gone soon
Merric_Tolth: MURDER
vamik: 42
Justice: 42
vamik: I WIN
Justice: OH YEAAAHHHH
RobotDAVE: THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING
vamik: woohoo
Justice: LIKE HELL YOU DO
Merric_Tolth: Dave does some decapitations
Justice: I WAS FIRST
Justice: EVERYONE SEES THAT
Igfig: Uh, no... 66+24, not 66-24
Igfig: it's 90
Igfig: you are bad at math
Merric_Tolth: I was right
Merric_Tolth: like always
vamik: 21:13	Merric_Tolth	MURDER 21:13	vamik	42 21:13	Justice	42 21:13	vamik	I WIN 21:13	Justice	OH YEAAAHHHH
vamik: AWNSER THAT JUSTICE
Justice: 23:13	Merric_Tolth	MURDER 23:13	Justice	42 23:13	vamik	42 23:13	vamik	I WIN
Justice: ANSWER THAT VAMIK
vamik: Photoshopped
RobotDAVE: vamik is first on mine.
Justice: we need a third party decision
Justice: DAMMIT
Igfig: Dave, the ogre is dying in the bathtub
Justice: YOU TRAITOR DAVE
RobotDAVE: Sorry man
RobotDAVE: OH IS IT?
Lakanu: Vamik was first on mine too
Justice: The ogre is named Dave?
Justice: OH 
Justice: our robot dave
Justice: ignore that
Justice: well, maybe the ogre can be named Dave
Igfig: Third party opinion: you are both bad at always winning
RobotDAVE: Can I finish him off at all?
Justice: can the ogre be named Dave?
Igfig: He's bleeding out
Igfig: Dave the ogre is basically dead
vamik: He's bathing Ig
Igfig: if you don't save him I guess
vamik: Learn the difference
Justice: WE NEED TO SAVE HIM
Justice: It's the right thing to do
Igfig: dead, clean, same diference
RobotDAVE: Was he not hitting us
Justice: That doesn't matter
Merric_Tolth: Me??
Justice: his life lies in our hands now
Justice: It's the right thing to do
Justice: and we may gain a potential ally
Justice: but so help me if he attacks
Igfig: Also T1's life, actually
RobotDAVE: "You guys can sort out your morals and stuff. I'm just a robot."
Justice: I will personally rip out his heart and eat it
RobotDAVE: Move to side, power down, end turn.
Merric_Tolth: Now its my turn
Merric_Tolth: Ambush trick to get CA
Igfig: Inany case, it's merric's turn
Igfig: okay
Merric_Tolth: Duelist's Demand on MW
Lakanu: So it's like this
Lakanu: http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/his/CoreArt/art/resourcesb/dav_marat.jpg
Igfig: what are your demands?
Merric_Tolth: 1d20+15
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d20+15: [18] = 33
Lakanu: But with an ogre
Igfig: hitt
Merric_Tolth: I will be your only opponent.
Merric_Tolth: 4d8+7
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 4d8+7: [6, 7, 5, 2] = 27
Merric_Tolth: Target is immobilized
Merric_Tolth: and grants Ca to me.
Igfig: and bloodied
Merric_Tolth: I stab his lung.
Igfig: oof
Merric_Tolth: End turn
Igfig: Vimak!
vamik: ALRIGFHT
vamik: The ogre is almsot dead right?
Igfig: it is dead
vamik: Ah
Igfig: it is unconscious and dying
vamik: Let's see
Justice: NOOOOOOO
Justice: can I heal him?
vamik: 1d20+1 to see the thing aka SH that hit me earlier
Fortuna: vamik, to see the thing aka SH that hit me earlier: [3] = 4
vamik: NOPE
vamik: Uh
Igfig: nope
Justice: HAW
Igfig: oh well
vamik: I suppose move to this room since I don't know where he is
Igfig: you walk into the room and see him
Igfig: oh
vamik: which provokes OA
Igfig: yeah, tat room too
vamik: Oh
Igfig: if you walk, yeah
vamik: Do I not see him when I walk past?
Igfig: you do
vamik: Ah
vamik: I SEE HIM
Igfig: he gets an OA though
vamik: PUSH IWHT MINOR
vamik: (Since I'm raging)
Igfig:  1d20+10-2 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [10] = 18
Igfig: hit?
vamik: NOPE
Igfig: heh
vamik: My AC is 19
Igfig: nice
vamik: So I'll push him one with my minor
Igfig: ok
vamik: END TURN
Igfig: did you attack?
Merric_Tolth: might want to do some smackin
vamik: I suppose I could
vamik: I'll rage strike
vamik: 1d20+11 v AC
Fortuna: vamik, v AC: [20] = 31
vamik: WOOOOOOOOOOO
Igfig: welp
Arwia: Good think you attacked.
vamik: That's a 4d10+9
vamik: so 49 damage
Justice: whoa
vamik: <3 rage strike
Justice: Barbarians fucking rock
Merric_Tolth: Yeah
vamik: End turn
Merric_Tolth: Also
Merric_Tolth: you get a free basic melee
Merric_Tolth: I think
vamik: Oh right
vamik: I do
Igfig: heh
vamik: 1d20+11 v AC
Fortuna: vamik, v AC: [9] = 20
vamik: 1d10+9
Fortuna: vamik, 1d10+9: [8] = 17
Igfig: well
vamik: So yeah, I think he's dead now
Igfig: Did you include the damage from your magic weapon?
Merric_Tolth: yeah
Merric_Tolth: that
Igfig: also yes he's dead
vamik: That's only at max hp
vamik: It's challenge seaking +2
Igfig: no, the extra damage on the crit
vamik: There is none with challenge seeking
Igfig: or does challenge-seekign not do that
Igfig: ah
Igfig: k
vamik: Alos, I'
vamik: Oh wait no
vamik: That's the +2 to the +7
vamik: nevermind
vamik: CONTINUE
Igfig: okay
Igfig: T2
Igfig: goes for the backstab on Merric
Igfig:  1d20+10+2 vs. AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. AC: [19] = 31
Igfig:  2d8+4+1d6
Fortuna: Igfig,  2d8+4+1d6: [2, 6, 5] = 17
Merric_Tolth: Down
Igfig: wup
Igfig: and that's the end of that turn
Igfig: Justice
vamik: He i stalking to you in dnd 2
Justice: 1d20+9 first aid on the Ogre!
Fortuna: Justice, first aid on the Ogre!: [18] = 27
Justice: YOU WI' 'IVE!
Igfig: he is stable
Igfig: you have staunched the bleeding
Justice: Good
Merric_Tolth: you could stabalize your allies instead
vamik: Then he smacks you on the head
Justice: This ogre will not die on my watch
Justice: What can I do to heal him?
vamik: "Justice, I will hurt you."
Igfig: That check could have also healed him
Igfig: but I think that would be a bad idea
Justice: I thought first aid was healing
Igfig: similar, but not quite
Justice: Oh
Justice: Can I heal instead of stabalize?
vamik: "I will stab you Justice."
Igfig: yes, but everybody else will hate you for it
Justice: *glares at Vamik*
Justice: Justice doesn't care
Justice: *heals the ogre*
vamik: JUSTICE HAS BECOME THE ENEMY
vamik: STAB HIM
Lakanu: You hear a voice done the hallway
Justice: I should be prepared to die if it attacks us
Igfig: okay, the ogre is back up with 22 hp
Lakanu: HELP US
vamik: "Justice is healing the ogre! Stab him with sharp objects!"
Justice: 1d20+1 diplomacy on the ogre to show we are not it's enemies
Fortuna: Justice, diplomacy on the ogre to show we are not it's enemies: [18] = 19
Igfig: I think your diplomacy is bad enough that you are physically incapable of passing that check
Justice: ffuuuccckkkk
Arwia: What about any bonuses from having healed the giant ogre?
Merric_Tolth: and this is why we hate you.
Arwia: I'd be pretty grateful for the guy who saved my life.
Merric_Tolth: cause you are dumb
Igfig: I suppose that's worth +2
Justice: yay
Justice: 21
Justice: is that enough?
Igfig: nope
Justice: fuck
Justice: umm
Justice: 1d20+12 TO KILL THE OGRE AGAIN
Fortuna: Justice, TO KILL THE OGRE AGAIN: [2] = 14
Justice: oh
Justice: uh
Arwia: Heroic effort?  Or are you not human?
Igfig: you just spent your standard
Justice: oh okay
Justice: I'm a mul arwia
Arwia: Well there goes that then.
Justice: Oh god everyone I'm sorry
Justice: SHIFT OUT OF THE ROOM
vamik: Ig is not kind on diplo with enemies justice
Justice: I can tell
vamik: BE THANKFUL YOU HAVE A KIND DM LIKE ME
Merric_Tolth: Considering it is not a thing
Justice: HAHAHAHAHA
Justice: KIND
Justice: SURE
Justice: anyways
Merric_Tolth: that is in the rules
Justice: end turn
Igfig: I'm actually very kind
Merric_Tolth: and is literally impossible
Justice: Delf let us turn a solo battle monster into an ally
Merric_Tolth: in combat
Igfig: if anybody remembers the very second session
Justice: which then evolved into party cat
Justice: which one?
Igfig: with the fire elementals
Justice: oh yeah
Igfig: or the thing with the eel
Justice: Where we rocked out until they became our allies
Merric_Tolth: it was something like -10 to the check
Justice: the eel was just dumb luck
Igfig: well yeah
Justice: what with the 20
Arwia: That was an intimidate check also.
Igfig: and if you guys had gone about this more carefully, I would totally have allowed you to befriend the ogre
Justice: GOD DAMMIT GUYS
Justice: It's all your fault
vamik: Wrong
Igfig: but you let the guy without the tongue make the Diplomacy check.
vamik: You're fault
Justice: hahaha
Igfig: No, Justice, it's still completely your fault
Justice: yeah I know
Igfig: anyway
Justice: someone else can try to make the diplomacy check
Igfig: lakanu
Justice: who's next?
Igfig: Not now they can't
Arwia: We're all dying.
Lakanu: Back to the room o' death
vamik: I now believe justice is an enemy
vamik: I will kill him forever
Justice: Let's just say I brought it back to life just so I could kill it 
Lakanu: Over whelming strike on T2
Lakanu: 2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d20+9: [19] = 28; 1d20+9: [14] = 23
Igfig: You'll have to convince them of that, Justice
Igfig: hit, Lak
Lakanu: 1d10+10
Fortuna: Lakanu, 1d10+10: [10] = 20
Justice: I'll attack the ogre on my turn again
Arwia: Good luck, what with not having a tongue.
Igfig: hit
Igfig: er
Justice: Don't worry, I have a plan
Igfig: kill, I mean
Justice: which are the words I always say before someone dies
Lakanu: Woo
Lakanu: Oath enmitied, or something
Igfig: he stabs Merric, and is promptly spitted himself
Merric_Tolth: Do you have an ap?
Lakanu: No...
vamik: You need to convince Vamik that you aren't an emeny
Lakanu: I so wish I did
vamik: enemy*
Merric_Tolth: oh well
Merric_Tolth: swear a new oath!
vamik: Because he's attacking you next turn justice
Lakanu: What I will do
Igfig: So I guess it's the artificer now
Lakanu: Is turn towards the Artificer
Lakanu: Keep in mind that I am still ON FIRE
Lakanu: And swear a new oath
Igfig: Right.
Igfig: He dives back out the window.
Lakanu: What
Lakanu: I want to kill him
Igfig: he runs away
Igfig: Arwia
Arwia: 1d20 vs. Death
Fortuna: Arwia, vs. Death: [10] = 10
Lakanu: Well now I have an unfulfilled oath. I'm blue-balling here
Arwia: Huzzah.
Igfig: Ogre!
Igfig: The ogre can see Justice
Justice: The one who just saved it's life
Igfig: oh, I didn't check if it saved agaisnt daze
Igfig:  1d20
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20: [7] = 7
Igfig: nop
Igfig: e
Justice: Justice smiles and waves at it
Merric_Tolth: Wait.
Merric_Tolth: The artificer was immobilized
Igfig: oh, heh
Igfig: you're right
Lakanu: HA
Lakanu: 1d20 against fire
Fortuna: Lakanu, against fire: [16] = 16
Lakanu: Finally
Lakanu: By the way, I was gonna stand nxt to him, but then he left
Igfig: then I guess he fires a spark shot at Lakanu 
Igfig:  1d20+11 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [13] = 24
Igfig: er
Igfig: reflex
Igfig:  1d20+11 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [10] = 21
Igfig: uh
Igfig: oh shit
Lakanu: What?
Igfig: I can't see anything
Merric_Tolth: refresh ig
vamik: 21
Arwia: Can't see what?
vamik: It's a 21
vamik: IT'S A 21 IGFIG
Igfig: luckily Fortuna is passing your words on to me
Igfig: it's a 24
vamik: YAY FORTUNA
vamik: Oh. You did the same roll twice
Igfig:  3d4+8 fire damage
Fortuna: Igfig, fire damage: [3, 2, 1] = 14
Lakanu: And, I'm down
Igfig: guess that's it
Arwia: Dammit.
Merric_Tolth: He is still immobilized
Justice: Okay I'll go try and save someone else
Justice: who's down and about to die?
Arwia: Everyone.
vamik: I'm about to die
Merric_Tolth: everyone out here
Lakanu: We all are
Justice: EVERYONE?
vamik: But not down
Justice: In that whole room?
vamik: But I hate you
Arwia: Everyone.
Merric_Tolth: yes
Lakanu: Because someone was fucking around with ogres
Justice: Arwia, Merric and Lakanu
Igfig: oh yeah, roll to recharge
Igfig:  1d6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6: [2] = 2
Justice: I was trying to be it's friend!
Igfig: ok
Igfig: OGRAR
Justice: OG-RAR
Justice: THE REAL DJ IN YO' WINRAR PROGRAM
Igfig:  1d20+11 vs Justice AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Justice AC: [13] = 24
Igfig:  2d10+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [1, 2] = 9
Justice: hmm
Justice: wait wait-- actually I'll take that damage
Igfig:  1d20 save vs daze
Fortuna: Igfig, save vs daze: [6] = 6
Justice: Sorry guys, I need to kill that ogre before it kills me
Igfig: and he's done
Justice: wait how did it attack me if it's dazed?
Justice: I'm in the other room
Igfig: it has reach
Justice: it would need to move
Justice: how far reach?
Igfig:  2
Lakanu: Leave it to the other two. YOURE A HEALER
Justice: dang
Igfig: dave's turn
Justice: I AM NOT
Justice: I'M A FIGHTER
Justice: I'm a slayer
Igfig: uh, other dave
Justice: DAVE
Justice: not Dave
Igfig: yes
Lakanu: So, who can atually heal people?
Igfig: nobody here with powers
Lakanu: We were doomed from the start
Igfig: but anybody can use the heal skill
Merric_Tolth: not really
Justice: I think I have the highest heal skill
Merric_Tolth: we would have won if the ogre hadn't been revived
Justice: I'M SORRY
Igfig: to let someone else use a second wind
RobotDAVE: (Dave is powered down. He was told that the problem was the ogre, and when he was last conscious, the ogre was defeated. So he is still powered down.)
Igfig: if that person didn't already sue it
Merric_Tolth: you are not forgiven
Igfig: use
Justice: I reactivated Dave when I walked by'
Igfig: I think you can afford to power up
RobotDAVE: Did you?
Justice: yes
Igfig: you're not actually completely unaware when you're depowered
Justice: Kill the ogre
RobotDAVE: I'm not? How aware am I?
Igfig: Sufficiently
Igfig: Also, oh look
Igfig: there's all your dialogue
Igfig: it all just loaded
vamik: HI IG
Justice: oh my
Igfig: yes
RobotDAVE: "I must kill this ogre!"
Igfig: Again!
RobotDAVE: 1d20+8 cleave
Fortuna: RobotDAVE, cleave: [6] = 14
RobotDAVE: Hit or no?
RobotDAVE: Guessing no
Justice: I'M SORRY 
Merric_Tolth: you are not forgiven
Justice: Oh god we're all going to die
Justice: Friendship is terrible
vamik: "Dave! Justice has betrayed us!"
Merric_Tolth: And it is your fault
Justice: If only I still had my tongue
RobotDAVE: "Shall I kill him as well?"
Igfig: miss, yeah
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: heh
vamik: "yes."
Igfig: Merric turn
Merric_Tolth: 1d20
Fortuna: Merric_Tolth, 1d20: [19] = 19
Igfig: agh, so close
Merric_Tolth: If I had a second win I would have a surge now
Merric_Tolth: since it procs on 19 and 20
Igfig: really?  You have a special thing?
Justice: why don't you
Merric_Tolth: That's how it works
RobotDAVE: Guys, I'm going to have to leave now. Good luck with this baddie!
Igfig: You don't need a second wind to get back up
Merric_Tolth: oh
Igfig: but normally it only happens on a 20
Igfig: Bye DAVE!
Merric_Tolth: I heard 19 or 20
Igfig: that is incorrect
vamik: DAve powers off for the last time
Justice: Poor Dave
Igfig: Vimak, then
Merric_Tolth: nevermind then
vamik: ALRIGHT
vamik: I AM ANGRY AT JUSTICE
Justice: VAMIK NO
Igfig: Oh, wait
Justice: *shakes head furiously*
Justice: *points at the ogre*
Igfig: When did Lakanu get adjacent to MW
Justice: *imitates smashing*
Merric_Tolth: on lakanus turn
vamik: MOVE HERE
Lakanu: at the end of my turn
Igfig: really?  But he was way far away on MW's turn...
Igfig: oh
vamik: WHIRLING REND
Igfig: musta taken too long to update
Igfig: in that case
Merric_Tolth: he probably hadn't moved his marker yet
Igfig: something happened when you got next to him
vamik: 1d20+11 v AC on ogre
Fortuna: vamik, v AC on ogre: [3] = 14
Igfig: an immediate reaction
vamik: NO HIT
vamik: BUT
Igfig: Lightning Withdrawal
vamik: The enemy ajacent to me (justice) also takes an attack
Igfig:  1d20+10 vs. Fort on Lak
Fortuna: Igfig, vs. Fort on Lak: [4] = 14
vamik: 1d20+11 v AC
Fortuna: vamik, v AC: [5] = 16
vamik: No hit probably
Igfig: yeah
vamik: Does it hit justice?
Justice: nope
vamik: No, this one is on justice
Lakanu: No hit on me
vamik: It's whirling rend
Igfig: I don't know, vamik
vamik: Hmmm
Justice: it misses
Igfig: and this power is phrased really poorly
vamik: Oh wait
vamik: It says wield two melee weapons
vamik: THIS POWER IS STUPID
Igfig: it's a close burst, and it teleports the artificer 5 squares on a hit (the way it's phrased)
vamik: CANCEL
vamik: FORGET I DID THAT
Lakanu: It missed anyway
vamik: NEVER HAPPENED
Lakanu: So, did it do that, or the attack that knocked me down?
Lakanu: Or both?
vamik: 1d20+11 v AC Ogre
Fortuna: vamik, v AC Ogre: [5] = 16
Igfig: I think it's mistyped
vamik: NO HIT
vamik: End turn
vamik: Oh well
Igfig: because as written, he'd teleport 40 squares if he hit 4 people
Igfig: er, 8
Justice: wow
Igfig: so I think he just tp's 5 as an effect
Igfig: and is outside
Igfig: anyway
Lakanu: Yeah, so is that an immediate reaction, or a standard?
Igfig: reaction
Merric_Tolth: so you are alive I guess
Lakanu: But, he missed
Igfig: and vamik, that power is for whirling barbarians
Lakanu: The fort attack missed
Lakanu: I'm a little bit confused
Igfig: I think it was supposed to be an effect
Merric_Tolth: He teleports and leaves behind a bomb 
Igfig: which would make it happen automatically, but only once
Justice: brb
Igfig: so yeah
Lakanu: Oh, so when I got near him, it happened
vamik: I'm going to swap out this power, because I was of the impression that it didn't require 2 melee weapons
Lakanu: Fair enough
Igfig: but you are, in fact, still alive then
Igfig: go ahead vamik
Lakanu: WOO
Merric_Tolth: Heal Arwia
Merric_Tolth: Ariwia heal me!
Igfig: so vamik jsut had his turn
Igfig: it's justice's turn
Igfig: and I guess he's out
Justice: wait
Justice: WAIIITTT
Igfig: oh
Igfig: go ahead
Lakanu: I am still confused about why whatshisface teleported
Justice: I was just reading a really epic part in this book and didn't want to be interupted 
Justice: anyways
Igfig: I'll explain later