Igfig: kay
Brigsby: agh, one away from a crit
pirates: Only pirates crit, foo.
Brigsby: 2d6+12 Thunder damage
Fortuna: Brigsby, Thunder damage: [6, 3] = 21
Igfig: M's turn
Brigsby: wait
Igfig: oh woops
Brigsby: he's deafened
Igfig: I forgot about your damage
Igfig: k
Brigsby: and I shift him
Brigsby: 5 squares, so 2 regions
Brigsby: can I put him in space? I wanna put him in space
Barvo: he gets a saving throw
Igfig: you can, but he gets to make a saving throw to grab the raling
Brigsby: sure
Brigsby: I do that
Igfig:  1d20
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20: [18] = 18
Brigsby: balls
Igfig: he grabs the railing
Barvo: knocked prone
Igfig: yeah
pirates: Stamp on his fingers!
Igfig: I think it's M's turn
Brigsby: also, they all take +4 when they start their turn
Brigsby: and I'll move, then I'm done
pirates: Did Poen even roll init?
Brigsby: she's still leveling up I guess
Igfig: unfortunately there's nobody in range that he can hit without hitting one of his dudes
Igfig: so he delays
Igfig: Lucas!
Igfig: Is gone
Igfig: BARVO
Barvo: Barvo!
Barvo: Minor action Stone's endurance
Barvo: Stand up
Barvo: Reckless Rampage!
Barvo: I get to move 5
Barvo: So I manuever through p4 and d2
Igfig: sure
Barvo: Exit the region
Barvo: then manuver for a hit on d2
Barvo: Does that work?
Igfig: You don't provoke OAs, right?
Barvo: I do
Barvo: They can take them.
Igfig: oh
pirates: Didn't someone kill both p3s?
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs AC; 1d6+4 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [16] = 25; damage: [1] = 5
Barvo: hit
Barvo: 0 damage
Igfig:  1d20+10 vs AC, 2d6+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC, 2d6+6 damage: [3] = 13
Barvo: That one did not go through
Igfig: uh
Igfig: that was a miss yeah
Barvo: semicolon
Igfig: yep
Barvo: but anyway
Barvo: 13 is a miss
Igfig: also oh yeah, you were slowed
Barvo: I knpw
Barvo: but I get speed +3
Barvo: so 5
Igfig: right
Igfig: then yeah, you can do that
Barvo: I now Have CA on both of them
Igfig: cool
Barvo: 1d20+11 vs AC D2
Fortuna: Barvo, vs AC D2: [20] = 31
Igfig: hahaha
Barvo: OH SHIT
Barvo: He is dead
pirates: I guess not
Barvo: literally there is no way to survive that
Barvo: But lets do the numbers!
Igfig: yeah, he dies I'm pretty sure
Igfig: how much damage?
Barvo: 1d12+43
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d12+43: [2] = 45
Barvo: 45 damage
Igfig: yep, he's all dead
pirates: Holy tits
Barvo: Plus I get a free attack
Brigsby: you crit'd, doesn't that mean max damage?
pirates: Barvo just punched his face to bits?
Brigsby: so why not 55?
Brigsby: not that it matters
Igfig: that was his damage roll for high crit
Barvo: yeah
Brigsby: ah
Igfig: is the attack against him, or anyone?
pirates: Barvo you have skull fragments embedded in your knuckles
Barvo: have to look it up
Igfig: let's say anyone for now
Barvo: does not have to be
Barvo: the same
Igfig: so you can kill p4 then
Barvo: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+11: [15] = 26
Igfig: yep
Barvo: 2d12+7
Fortuna: Barvo, 2d12+7: [10, 8] = 25
Barvo: Haha
Igfig: he is very gone
Barvo: Okay
Barvo: Thats 16 temp hitpoints
Barvo: and a free charge
Igfig: hahaha
Barvo: P3!
Barvo: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+10: [6] = 16
Barvo: aww
pirates: P3 is shaking in terror after seeing what barvo did
Igfig: he's dazed
Igfig: granting CA
Barvo: Oh
pirates: But it still does something
Barvo: 18
Igfig: you hit him
Barvo: 1d12
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d12: [1] = 1
Barvo: +7
Barvo: 8
Igfig: he dies too
pirates: Nice
Barvo: haha
Barvo: BARVO TRIPLE KILL!
Igfig: Barvo, I think you and Strife II need to team up for an adventure
Barvo: ME STRONG
Barvo: Haha.
Barvo: I think so.
Barvo: End
Igfig: word
holdr: HOLDR
Igfig: and now it's Holdr's trun
pirates: God damn Barvo
pirates: Nice
holdr: Shift int Earthquake dragon rage, hit D1
holdr: 1d20+11
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+11: [20] = 31
holdr: WOOOOOOOOO
Igfig: for balls' sake
holdr: That's 3d10+6 so 36 damage
Brigsby: someone needs to add up the total damage for these two turns
holdr: Until the end of your nest turn or until the rage ends, whenever an enemy hits you, you deal thunder damage equal to your STR mod to each creature with in 5 squares of you
holdr: Also that
Igfig: your weapon is magic, it's gotta be more than that
holdr: Oh right
holdr: +1d6
holdr: 1d6
Fortuna: holdr, 1d6: [2] = 2
holdr: I get a 1d6 on crits and max hp opponents
Barvo: BARVO NEED MAGIC AXE.
Igfig: d1 is very bloodied
holdr: Are any of the other enemies bloodied?
holdr: Around me
Igfig: look slike no
Brigsby: they are not
holdr: PERFECT
Igfig: they are at max hp, in fact
holdr: WOOOOO
Brigsby: no they aren't
holdr: ACTION POINT, RAGE STRIKE
Brigsby: unless they healed
holdr: 1d20+11
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+11: [17] = 28
Igfig: did they take half from the tempest?
holdr: WOOO
Brigsby: they took damage from my lightning earlier
holdr: 4d10+6
Fortuna: holdr, 4d10+6: [6, 9, 3, 9] = 33
Barvo: brb
Brigsby: 21 to one of them, 4 to the other
holdr: so 33 damage on one of the other enemies
Igfig: i thought that was someone else?
Brigsby: that was the two next to Holdr
holdr: 1d6
Fortuna: holdr, 1d6: [1] = 1
holdr: +1 damage
Igfig: oh, my bad
holdr: 34 damage total to on- nope
holdr: 33 then
Igfig: then the other one is dead
holdr: WOOO
holdr: ROAR OF TRIUMPH
holdr: TRIGGER- Your attack reduces an enemy to 0hp EFFECTS- Each target takes a -2 to defenses until the end of your next turn
Igfig: cool
holdr: So any enemy with in hearing range basically
holdr: close burst 5
holdr: END TURN
Igfig: basically the guys adjacent to you
Igfig: okay, it's the ship
Igfig: oh oops
Igfig: d1
Igfig: stands up
Igfig: tail, pike
Igfig:  1d20+8 vs Reflex; 1d6+6 and prone
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Reflex: [8] = 16; and prone: [3] = 9
holdr: Hit
holdr: 9 damage
Igfig:  1d20+10 vs AC; 2d6+6 and slowed
Fortuna: Igfig, vs AC: [5] = 15; and slowed: [6, 4] = 16
Igfig: er, that's +2 to atk if you're rpone
holdr: BLOODIED. ACTIVATE BRUTAL RAGING WOOO
Igfig: so 17 vs AC
holdr: Nope
holdr: No hit
holdr: On that last
Igfig: k
holdr: Still, brutal 1 now
holdr: Awesome
Igfig: also your thunder kills the other pirate
holdr: WOOOOO
holdr: ANOTHER ROAR OF TRIUMPH
Brigsby: No, I killed him
Brigsby: my thunder
Igfig: and wait... what's your str bonus?
holdr: My thunder as well
holdr: I give 5 damage
Brigsby: oh wait, nevermind
Brigsby: mine isn't until their turn, it's your thunder
Brigsby: get your roar on
holdr: so 5 damage to every enemy within 5 squares from my rage
Igfig: then you also kill d1 with your thunder
holdr: HAHAHAHAHA
Brigsby: ok, I'm adding up the total damage for these two turns
Igfig: go for it
Barvo Murderhighfive
holdr: "You and me Barvo. We will kill all the things"
holdr murderhighfive
Barvo: "ALL THE THINGS"
Barvo: Oh, I forgot to use the card.
Barvo: Doesn't matter I guess
Igfig: okay, so there's this ship there
Igfig: with, uh, basically a skeleton crew
holdr: I'm inventing another card called the Murder Spree of Awesome. It affects barbarians and is caused by murder sprees
pirates: Wait, are all the pirates dead?
holdr: Yes
pirates: Well shit
pirates: Even P2?
Igfig: the mystic is still on the other ship
Igfig: and he's fine
holdr: You can haunt us if you like, but me and barvo will punch you
pirates: P2 was still at the catapults
Igfig: and the ship has a helmsman and a pilot and riggers
Igfig: o
Igfig: then I guess they're still there too
Brigsby: If I added it all up right, Barvo and Holdr just did 160 damage in two turns
pirates: Nobody on the PC ship though
pirates: Shiiiiiiiittttttt
Igfig: damn
Igfig: yeah, so
holdr: Welcome the world of barbarians
Igfig: what does the ship do then?
pirates: So can the ship go?
Igfig: yep
pirates: The ship will fire 2 catapults 
Barvo: Isn't the pirate ship still grappled?
Igfig: yeah
Igfig: and roll both attacks together, it's faster
pirates: I can't remember how...
Igfig:  2#1d20+11 vs ship AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs ship AC: [2] = 13; vs ship AC: [14] = 25
Barvo: 1 hi
Barvo: tt
pirates: OK.
Igfig: it's the 2# that's key
pirates: Oh. There's the 2
pirates:  2d12+5
Fortuna: pirates,  2d12+5: [6, 10] = 21
holdr shakes his spear in anger at the pirates
pirates:  21 damage as projectiles smash the deck around you
Igfig: oh damn, there goes your shield
holdr: "Barvo! Let's smash things!"
pirates: Can the pirate ship also try and escape this turn?
Igfig: yep
Brigsby: how many pirates are left?
Barvo: "Holdr, We must smash them before they escape!"
pirates: THEN IT SHALL!
pirates: What roll is that?
Igfig: Athletics vs Fortitude
pirates:  1d20 +14 VS fort
Fortuna: pirates, VS fort: [3] = 17
Barvo: miss!
pirates: Shit
Barvo: hahaha
pirates:  3? Fucking 3?
pirates: REALLY?!
Barvo: "Holdr! Prepare for Glory!"
Igfig: guess it's just the mystic tugging at the rope
holdr: "Come barvo, let us smash them!"
pirates: I wasted all my crits
Igfig: then it looks like it's Alek's turn
pirates: THE PIRATES TURN AND RUN!
pirates: OK not really.
Alek_Deckard: Dun dun dun.
Barvo: Do something cool.
Igfig: they might run if they could, but they can't
Alek_Deckard: Um, probably ballista firing then.
Brigsby: no mercy
holdr: "After this, we need to find a ship maker, and have him make us ships for smashing other ships."
Alek_Deckard: I think I forgot to roll a saving throw vs. being slowed last turn.
Alek_Deckard: Too late?
Barvo: Do I save versus my stupid conditions?
Barvo: Or did I murder them away?
pirates: Maybe wood was not the best idea for a ship
Igfig: yes, it was just end of turn
Alek_Deckard: 1d20 vs. Slow
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, vs. Slow: [1] = 1
Alek_Deckard: Well, guess I'm still slow.
Igfig: oh well
pirates: Very slow
Igfig: also, have you people been forgetting about your laser cannon turret mounted on the sterncastle
Alek_Deckard: Right, so, actually I think I'm on the correct side of the ship for ballista firing anyways, aren't they on our whatever the left side is called anyways?
pirates: P3 is dead so
Igfig: yes
Barvo: Barvo does not need lasers. Barvo has Axe!
pirates: Ary is gone so
Alek_Deckard: Could the laser turn to shoot them from where it is at actually?
Brigsby: I'll take a laser
Brigsby: since it's my turn
pirates: p1 also dead
pirates: Well then
Alek_Deckard: Nah it's still my turn, that slow thing was for my last one.
Brigsby: my turn?
Brigsby: ah
Alek_Deckard: I don't think I can get to the laser though.  not with being slowed.  So ballista time.
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+8 I think.
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, I think.: [17] = 25
Igfig: nice
Igfig: shooting at the ship?  That's a hit
Alek_Deckard: Or wait no it'd be more, or not, not sure, forgot about the balllista's proficiency, either way.
Barvo: Aim for the mover parts!
Alek_Deckard: 2d8+6
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 2d8+6: [6, 7] = 19
FR-Z-N quit.
Igfig: word
holdr: "Aim for the parts that need to be smashed!"
pirates: P2 is dead?
Igfig: now it's Brigsby's turn
Alek_Deckard: And reload it and that's my turn.
Brigsby: I'll move to a ballista too
Igfig: P2 is still alive
Barvo: Sorry
Brigsby: where is he?
Igfig: on the enemy ship
Barvo: I was deleting rather indiscrimantely
Brigsby: ah, ok
pirates: On the pirate ship
pirates: You just figured you killed all the pirates
pirates: DIDN'T YOU?!
Barvo: Yes
Barvo: A fair assumption.
pirates: That makes sense, I guess
holdr: "Yes. Let's smash the pirates.
Brigsby: Is P2 on the other ship's deck?
Igfig: yes
holdr: Jump over and smash them
Brigsby: hmm
Barvo: so where was P2 in init?
Brigsby: on second thought, can I take back going to the ballista?
Igfig: just after the ship
Igfig: sure
Brigsby: ok
Brigsby: how far away is the other ship?
Igfig: note that it's pretty hard to target someone on the deck of an enemy ship
Igfig: about 10 squares
Brigsby: ha, it's in range
Igfig: and people on deck have superior cover
Igfig: (riggers only have partial cover though
Brigsby: what action is it to equip an item?
Igfig: )
Igfig: minor
Brigsby: and one last question before I do this, is P2 the only enemy left over there?
Igfig: There are two P2s, and there's also the Mystic
Brigsby: hmm
Igfig: plus the crew who's actually flying the shp
Barvo: I have an encounter power just for the M
Brigsby: Okay, second thought
Brigsby: I'm not going to jump over there
Brigsby: minor to switch to my Elven Jetpack
pirates: I do not see P2 surviving till its rurn
Brigsby: Move to go to the Ballista
pirates: *turn
Barvo: Brigsby Take me with you!
holdr: GAH I FORGOT WE AHD THOSE
Brigsby: Wait, can I shoot Barvo out the ballista?
holdr: Don't forget me
Barvo: If you hold you could.
Igfig: you could in theory, but they aren't on the ballistae righ now
holdr: I'll grab drey's old jetpack
Barvo: holdr can jet over
Barvo: I will take the giant bow.
Barvo: Or jump
Brigsby: Ok, I'll use my standard to shoot at them, and use my next turn to fire an angry barbarian over there
Igfig: ok
Brigsby: 1d20+10 vs AC
Fortuna: Brigsby, vs AC: [10] = 20
Barvo: too long!
Barvo: I shall fire myself!
Igfig: that hits
Brigsby: 2d8+6
Fortuna: Brigsby, 2d8+6: [7, 8] = 21
Igfig: mmhm
Brigsby: wait, is proficiency supposed to be added to the attack too?
Igfig: yes
Brigsby: ...okay, I think it actually was
Igfig: I thought you already did?
Igfig: yes
Brigsby: this sheet for the ship is a little confusing
Brigsby: prof is 3, 1 enhance, got it
Brigsby: I did it right
Igfig: yeah, it's still in the prototype stage
Brigsby: 21 damage, end of my turn
Igfig: okay
Igfig: barvo?
Barvo: Okay
Barvo: I hop onto the ballista
Barvo: Minor load
Barvo: Standard fire me at the ship.
Igfig: make an attack roll
Barvo: 1d20+6 I think
Fortuna: Barvo, I think: [2] = 8
Barvo: Missss
Brigsby: and I'mma go do laundry, be right back again. If I'm not back in time, I'll delay until I get back I guess
Igfig: wow
Barvo: I could have probably just jumped it.
Igfig: uh
Barvo: Oh well.
Igfig: yeah
Barvo: do I hit the side
Igfig: they were all jumping over here
Barvo: does it hurt?
Igfig: hmm
Igfig:  1d20
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20: [19] = 19
Barvo: oh
Igfig: yes, you hit the side
holdr: Yes. Yes it does hurt
Barvo: I thought they had jetpacks or something.
Barvo: I could easily clear an athletics check.
Igfig: nah, they were just moving and charging
Igfig: get a running start and jump
Barvo: oh well
Barvo: I am a goliath
Igfig: yep
Barvo: I have a running start from still
Barvo: and I roll twice
Barvo: 2#1d20+14
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+14: [12] = 26; 1d20+14: [1] = 15
Igfig: yeah, you totally could have
Barvo: *2
Barvo: Thats like 52
Barvo: oh well
Igfig: well, you grab onto the side of the ship at least
Barvo: woo
Barvo: Do I lose a healing surge?
Igfig2 joined #pwot_dnd.
Brigsby: and I'm back
Igfig2: ditto
holdr: THERE'S AN IMPOSTER
Igfig2: uh
holdr: WHO DO I SHOOT
Barvo: Do I lose a healing surge?
Igfig2: I'd have said damage, but hwatever
Barvo: okay
holdr: I can try to kick igfig again
holdr: maybe
Barvo: down to 9 surges
Barvo: Next!
Igfig2: I'd like to get this last bit over with so I can go to bed
holdr: ALRIGHT
holdr: MY TURN
holdr: I'll grab drey's old elven jetpack
Barvo: Jet pack over!
pirates 4scream in terror
Igfig2: yay
holdr: AND FLY OVER THE SIDE
Igfig2: kill someone, then
holdr: Awesome
holdr: Is that map page 9?
Igfig2: yes
holdr: P2
holdr: "YOUR TIME OF RECKONING HAS COME
pirates: AHHHH!
holdr: 1d20+11
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+11: [12] = 23
pirates: parlay!
Barvo: Too late there is hammer in your face
holdr: 1d10+1d8+6
Fortuna: holdr, 1d10+1d8+6: [1, 7] = 14
Barvo: haha
Igfig2: smacked
holdr: BRUTAL 1
holdr: REROLL
holdr: 1d10+1d8+6
Fortuna: holdr, 1d10+1d8+6: [4, 1] = 11
Brigsby: Barvo ain't doing no parlay
Barvo: you just reroll the d10
Igfig2: you just reroll the one die that got a 1
holdr: oH
holdr: kEEP THE 7 THEN
holdr: 1d10
Fortuna: holdr, 1d10: [1] = 1
Igfig2: so it's 17 damage
Barvo: 17 is good
holdr: I'll keep 17
pirates: The hammer hits with a dull thud, but fails to di any lasting harm
Igfig2: and he's bloodied!
Brigsby: Hero would, in exchange for the pirates being our slaves or something, but not Barvo
holdr: Fortuna is going to make me do it forever
holdr: Ig
Igfig quit.
pirates: Wait
holdr: Did he have any damage already?
Igfig2: I don't think so
Igfig2: ohh
holdr: ANOTHER 1D6 THEN
pirates: I was reading the wrong dice
holdr: 1d6
Fortuna: holdr, 1d6: [1] = 1
holdr: reroll
holdr: 1d6
Fortuna: holdr, 1d6: [1] = 1
holdr: ...
holdr: 1d6
Fortuna: holdr, 1d6: [2] = 2
Brigsby: hahaha
pirates: Awesome
holdr: +2 DAMAGE
Barvo: wow
Igfig2:  19 damage then
Igfig2: P2 goes now
pirates: How many times can he reroll?
Barvo: Fortuna hates you in ways I could not imagine
holdr: Until I get something other then a 1
Barvo: till he does not get a 1
pirates: P2 1 attacks Holdr!
holdr: "Yargh!"
pirates:  1d20+(
holdr: Oh gosh. Not a (
pirates:  1d20+9
Fortuna: pirates,  1d20+9: [15] = 24
holdr: AAAAH
holdr: HIT
pirates: eat that
pirates:  1d6+4
Fortuna: pirates,  1d6+4: [4] = 8
pirates: yeahhhhh
holdr: "You will taste my spear later!"
Barvo: "I will leave that one to you!"
holdr: Ig, would it be possible to hover above them with the jetpack?
holdr: And just stab down?
holdr: Since I have a spear and all
Barvo: no
Igfig2: not really, it just gives a quick burst of propulsion
holdr: Dang
Brigsby: You know you've been playing too much Skyrim when you read that and the first thing you think of is the Lusty Argonian Maid
pirates: Since P2 1 is distracting Holdr,
pirates: P2 2 flanks him
holdr: "Barvo! Help!"
Barvo: Why?
Brigsby: also it's midnight and I have a class in the morning, so I'm gonna go pretty soon
Barvo: You can handle them!
pirates:  1d20+9
Fortuna: pirates,  1d20+9: [11] = 20
Igfig2: yeah, same
holdr: HIT
pirates: What is the CA bonus?
Barvo: Just let barvo do the work.
holdr: Hit's anyway
Igfig2:  2
pirates: Not that it matters
Igfig2: kill these guys real quick
pirates:  1d6+6
Fortuna: pirates,  1d6+6: [1] = 7
holdr: Ig, I can go ahead and DM the rest of the battle if you need to go
pirates: AW MAN!
holdr: I'd just need the stats
Barvo: You should remember that it is 2 AM here,and I have class at 9. I make sacrifices for you people.
Barvo: For facepunching
Barvo: ANyway
Igfig2: okay, holdr, if you and slim want to deal wtih this
Barvo: Alek
pirates: I have to deal with the tech support dude tomorrow
Igfig2: go for it
Igfig2: or really
Igfig2: we all wantt o go to bed
holdr: Alright. I just need stats
Igfig2: and you're going to kick their ass anyway
Barvo: I want to do some smackin
Barvo: Lets just say this
pirates: I can hold out till it ends
Barvo: If you want
Barvo: I can too
Igfig2: okay, how bout one more turn each and then we go
holdr: alright
Barvo: Okay
Barvo: Alek!
Alek_Deckard: Yarro.
Barvo: you are up
Alek_Deckard: Yup, oh hey I forgot to do last turn's save throw against slow too after doing the prior turn's, bother.
Alek_Deckard: 1d20
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 1d20: [11] = 11
Alek_Deckard: Right, not slowed.
Alek_Deckard: Lucas is on the laser, so more ballista-ing then.
Igfig2: lucas isn't hee
Igfig2: here
Alek_Deckard: Oh, guess that shows I got distracted then.
Alek_Deckard: To the laser!
Alek_Deckard: 1d20+11 vs. AC
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, vs. AC: [19] = 30
Barvo: hitttt
Igfig2: boom
Alek_Deckard: 4d6+4
Fortuna: Alek_Deckard, 4d6+4: [5, 6, 4, 2] = 21
Igfig2: fun
Alek_Deckard: And that's the end of my turn again I believe.
Barvo: Brigs!
Brigsby: okay!
Igfig2: okay, brigsby
pirates: P3 is dead yo
Brigsby: I shall fly over with my jetpack
Barvo: is this place regions or squares?
Igfig2: squares
Brigsby: and shoot P2 with Serpentine Blast
Igfig2: yeah, kinda dumb of me, asking Slim to make a grid while I was putting regions on the other ship
Igfig2: cool
Brigsby: 1d20+9 vs Reflex
Fortuna: Brigsby, vs Reflex: [16] = 25
Igfig2: which p2?  The wounded one or the other one?
Brigsby: The other one
Igfig2: k
Brigsby: Also, do I have line of sight on the Mystic? Or are the big black things cover?
Igfig2: partial cover
Igfig2: just -2
Brigsby: oh
Brigsby: can I shoot him instead?
Brigsby: or is that too late
Barvo: I can kill the mystic.
Barvo: Probabl
Barvo: y
Igfig2: it's not, I guess
Brigsby: because I just remembered this power ignores cover
Igfig2: go ahead
Brigsby: I'll shoot the Mystic
Brigsby: 3d10+10 Lightning damage
Fortuna: Brigsby, Lightning damage: [5, 9, 1] = 25
Igfig2: that definitely would have killed the pirate
Igfig2: the mystic is hurt, but not dead
Barvo: I could oneshot the magic man
Brigsby: eh, Mystic seems like a more important dude
Igfig2: not even bloodied, actually
Igfig2: the mystic's turn
Brigsby: you both can easily murder the pirates, so I'll take a bit out of the Mystic so you can go in and finish him off
Igfig2: Bog Cloud!
pirates: The pirate seems to have a standing seizure as electricity pulses through its body, skeleton flashing on and off
pirates: Then it falls dead
Barvo: You say odd things slim..
Igfig2:  1d20+9 vs: Brig fort, Hold fort, Barv fort
Fortuna: Igfig2, vs: Brig fort, Hold fort, Barv fort: [7] = 16
pirates: The oddest
Igfig2: oops
Igfig2:  3#1d20+9 vs: Brig fort, Hold fort, Barv fort
Fortuna: Igfig2, vs Brig fort: [11] = 20; vs Hold fort: [5] = 14; vs Barv fort: [6] = 15
Brigsby: of course I get the one that actually hits my fort
holdr: that's an obvious no
Igfig2:  2d6+7 poison damage and dazed
Fortuna: Igfig2, poison damage and dazed: [3, 4] = 14
Barvo: not even clsoe
Igfig2: on a hit
Barvo: poor brigsby
Igfig2: on a miss, just grant combat advantage
Barvo: Okay
Igfig2: go barvo
Barvo: woo
Barvo: Combat Sprint
Barvo: Speed +4
Barvo: Does P2 take an OA?
Igfig2: yay
Igfig2: uh
Igfig2: sure
Barvo: I get +4 defense
Igfig2:  1d20+9+2 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig2, vs AC: [6] = 17
Igfig2: miss
Barvo: miss
Barvo: I run through M
Igfig2: another oa I guress
Barvo: Avalanche Strike!
Barvo: Sure
Igfig2:  1d20+11+2 vs AC
Fortuna: Igfig2, vs AC: [14] = 27
Igfig2:  2d8+5 damage
Fortuna: Igfig2, damage: [3, 6] = 14
Barvo: ow
Barvo: not
holdr: I wish I still had my avalanche strike to use
Barvo: 2 temps left
Barvo: Avalanche strike
Barvo: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+9: [8] = 17
Igfig2: say, what cards are there?
Barvo: nothing that makes me hit more
Igfig2: oh well
Barvo: one for damage though
Igfig2: miss
Barvo: unless he was granting CA
Igfig2: he was not
Barvo: Oh well
Barvo: +4 to all attacks against me.
Barvo: Done
holdr: ALRIGHT
Igfig2: and holdr
Barvo: I've only ever avalanched properly once.
holdr: Oh hey. I forgot my saving through against prone
Barvo: That is not a thing
holdr: Stand your ground- Move 1 less when forced to move- Immediate saving throw wh
holdr: Stand your ground- Move 1 less when forced to move- Immediate saving throw when knocked prone
Igfig2: dwarf?
holdr: Yes
Igfig2: ah
holdr: 1d20
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20: [3] = 3
holdr: I was prone then
Igfig2: ok
holdr: STAND UP
holdr: Devestating strike
holdr: 1d20+11
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+11: [4] = 15
holdr: Nope
holdr: Hmmm
Barvo: how annoying.
holdr: I can't do anything else really
Igfig2: okay
holdr: End turn then
Igfig2: That was everybody's one more turn, right?
Igfig2: I have to go to bed now, then
holdr: AND SUDDENLY AN ASTROID OUT OF NOWHERE KILLS ALL THE PIRATES
Igfig2: I'll leave Fortuna on if you want to keep going
Barvo: okay
Brigsby: I'm going too
Barvo: night ig
Brigsby: night all
Igfig2: night
Igfig2 quit.
holdr: Welp, shall we say that we just killed everyone then barvo?
holdr: Smashed them to bits
Barvo: Might as well
Poen left #pwot_dnd.
Barvo: I will be doing 2d12+1d6+7 every turn
Alek_Deckard: Sounds like something Barvo would do.
holdr: And then Barvo and Holdr smashed all the things
Barvo: 2d12+1d6+7 every turn
Fortuna: Barvo, every turn: [10, 12, 3] = 32
Barvo: yeah
pirates 4all die
Barvo: that'll do
holdr: I will be doing 4d10+1d6+1d8+6 every turn
pirates: GOOD GAME EVERYONE!
holdr: 4d10+1d6+1d8+6 on all the enemies
Fortuna: holdr, on all the enemies: [9, 9, 2, 2, 6, 4] = 38
pirates: Slow start, but good
holdr: Perfect
Barvo: don't make things up
holdr: Now then
Barvo: anyway
holdr: That was my rage strike
pirates: G'night fellas
Barvo: That was my at will
Barvo: Night slim
holdr: Welp
holdr: That was something
Barvo: Indeed.
Barvo: A story to tell.
holdr: We have a new ship now
holdr: A story to smash things with
Barvo: Yeah
Barvo: Later
Barvo quit.
holdr quit.