Barvo: elf
elf: Yes?
Alek: Your turns.
elf: Oh
Barvo: you turn
elf: Their turn
elf: Sorry
elf: e3 will attack Alek
elf:  1d20+8
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8: [19] = 27
Alek: Hit.
elf: Hit, I'm guessing
elf:  1d8+7
Fortuna: elf,  1d8+7: [7] = 14
elf: Also you are marked
elf: Elf 4
Alek: Glad I took toughness now.
elf: Which Direction is Barvo facing?
Barvo: doesnt matter
Barvo: there is no facing in 4e
elf: No OA?
Barvo: Oa is if someone moves
Barvo: or makes a ranged attack
Barvo: in melee
elf: Wait
Alek: No OAs or Immediate Actions.
elf: E4 has charming gaze on him
Barvo: yesh
Alek: Si.
elf: So just 1d20+8
elf: oops
elf:  1d20+8
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8: [17] = 25
Barvo: hit
elf:  2d8+7
Fortuna: elf,  2d8+7: [7, 3] = 17
Barvo: I use laugh it off
Barvo: I resist 3 of that damage
Barvo: and have +2 against E4
elf: Also Barvo is immobalized until the end of the elfs next turn
elf: So captain?
Barvo: no
Barvo: Barvo Turn!
DAVE_ROBOTBURG: Barvo gets an attack
DAVE_ROBOTBURG: he just can't move
elf: Oh
Barvo: immob just means no move action
Holdr: Kill them barvo
elf: OK then
Barvo: so, Thunderhooves rage on E4
Barvo: 1d20+12+2
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+12+2: [12] = 26
elf: Ow fuck
Barvo: 3d12+9+2
Fortuna: Barvo, 3d12+9+2: [9, 8, 8] = 36
Barvo: Barvo is now enraged.
elf: Ow fuck mark II
elf:  36 damage?
Poen: 1d20+4 init
Fortuna: Poen, init: [7] = 11
Alek: Yup 36 damage.
Alek: Rages are very very strong.
Barvo: hmm
Barvo: minor action Stone's endurance
elf: Wait.
Barvo: ?
elf: When did Elf3 take 31 damage?
elf: TELL ME THESE THINGS!
DAVE_ROBOTBURG: Alek's Action point
Barvo: he took 8 and 23 from alek
Barvo: that happened first
Barvo: Barvo done.
Poen: "I still don't understand why you guys hate elves!"
elf: Well he's dead, so.....
Alek: I did quite a bit on my turn I did.
Barvo: these elves seem rather weak
Barvo: in the HP department
Alek: "It seems to be coming from their end!"
DAVE_ROBOTBURG: all the better to crush them
Holdr: I may have been wrong in my original estimate of 5 guards
Alek: Well, we're two strikers, of course it's going to look bad for the guards damage end when one of us action points to do two attacks, and the other uses a daily.
Barvo: so now it is the captain
Barvo: E3 only has 31 damage on him
Barvo: and E4 only has 36
Barvo: elf captain
elf: So wait e3 is not dead?
elf: Anyway captain
elf:  1d20+11
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+11: [11] = 22
elf: On Barvo
Barvo: hit
elf: (sorry meant to say that first)
Barvo: damage?
elf: Working on it
DAVE_ROBOTBURG: you're the one that's controlling the elves, you tell us if he's dead or not
Barvo: I doubt he has less than 36 hp
Holdr: Uh
Holdr: We're having some trouble
Holdr: "+11 vs. AC damage"
Holdr: What would that even mean
Barvo: no
Barvo: I want him to roll damage
elf: It means no?
Holdr: That is what the description provides
Holdr: Attack: Melee 1 (one creature); +11 vs. AC damage, and the captain shifts 1 square.
Barvo: ah
Barvo: well if he has a one handed weapon
elf: So I may have made the wrong roll
Barvo: that would be 1d8
DAVE_ROBOTBURG: anything vs AC is an attack, not damage
Barvo: the average for level 6 is...
Holdr: Let's just use the other elves roll
Holdr: 1d8 + 7 damage.
Fortuna: Holdr, damage.: [3] = 10
Holdr: so 10 damage
Barvo: ok
Barvo: I take 5
elf: And because he used slash and dash
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elf:  1d20+11 VS barvo
Fortuna: elf, VS barvo: [12] = 23
Barvo: hit
elf:  1d4+4
Fortuna: elf,  1d4+4: [3] = 7
Barvo: I take 2
elf: Weaaaakkkk
Barvo: haha
elf: Barvi you are terrible
elf: So is Barvo
DAVE_ROBOT: my turn?
Barvo: ;)
Alek: So shall I re-put E3 on the map since he was taken off?
Barvo: yes
elf: If he is still alive yes
Barvo: Dave is up
DAVE_ROBOT: yay
DAVE_ROBOT: mark Captain
Alek: He only took 31 damage, if E4 is still alive after Barvo's attack then I'm pretty sure he is.
DAVE_ROBOT: Driving Attack against Captain
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d20+12 vs AC
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, vs AC: [14] = 26
elf: Ow hit
DAVE_ROBOT: 2d8+6
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, 2d8+6: [3, 4] = 13
DAVE_ROBOT: he is pushed 1
DAVE_ROBOT: I shift into his vacated space and I get a secondary attack
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d20+12 vs Fort
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, vs Fort: [14] = 26
DAVE_ROBOT: that also hits
elf: Yes
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d8+6
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, 1d8+6: [5] = 11
DAVE_ROBOT: he is pushed 2 more squares and is knocked Prone
DAVE_ROBOT: and I'll use my move action to move up to him
elf: HOLDR KICK SOME ASS!
DAVE_ROBOT: action point
elf: SOON!
DAVE_ROBOT: Grappling Strike
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d20+12
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, 1d20+12: [16] = 28
Holdr: ALRIGHT- Oh
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d8+6 and he is grabbed
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, and he is grabbed: [8] = 14
elf: Hit
Barvo: you had CA for that attack
DAVE_ROBOT: hit anyway
Barvo: slim, the way the damage counter works is a count up
Barvo: you just add the damage onto the toatl
DAVE_ROBOT: okay so he's prone, took 38 damage total and I'm holding him down
Barvo: yeah
DAVE_ROBOT: now Holdr's turn
Holdr: ALRIGHT
Holdr: I'LL RAGE
Poen: Just scream at them in German.
Holdr: Earth quake dragon rage
Holdr: "DIESE ELF ABSCHAUM"
elf: Kill faster dudes. I need sleep.
Holdr: 1d20+13 v AC on e1
Fortuna: Holdr, v AC on e1: [7] = 20
Holdr: ...
Holdr: Crap
elf: Hit
Holdr: HIT ACTUALLY
Holdr: 3d10+7\
Holdr: Fortuna?
Holdr: 3d10+7
Fortuna: Holdr, 3d10+7: [10, 6, 4] = 27
Holdr: 27 DAMAGE ON E1
elf: Ow
Poen: Just makes the elves weaker.
Holdr: ACTION POINT
Holdr: 1d20+13 v E2 AC
Fortuna: Holdr, v E2 AC: [6] = 19
Holdr: YES
Poen: *make
Holdr: 4d10+7
Fortuna: Holdr, 4d10+7: [8, 2, 2, 9] = 28
Holdr: 28 DAMAGE
Holdr: END TURN
elf:  28 MORE?
Holdr: On E2
elf: Oh
Holdr: 27 to E1, 28 to E2
Barvo: a bit of pain for all of them
elf: Got it
Barvo: Poen
Poen: Is anyone hurt?
Barvo: Barvo could use a surge
Poen: I'll move over there then
elf: Barvo has a bit of an itch
Alek: Yeah, I'm a little hurt, but Barvo got hurt a good bit more then me.
Poen: Healing Word on Barvo
Barvo: I am a little over 1 surge down.
Poen: 1d6
Fortuna: Poen, 1d6: [1] = 1
Barvo: booyeah
Poen: So a surge and one additional.
Barvo: k
elf: Barvo probably has... I donno a bruise
Barvo: I am back up to 63
Barvo: I have more hp than some of the enemies I am sure
Poen: Earthen Hail on E4
Poen: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+7: [1] = 8
Barvo: ouch
Poen: YOU'RE KIDDING, FORTUNA
elf: The redbull...
elf: It is wearing off....
DAVE_ROBOT: someone had to miss sometime
Poen: Please let me re-roll? I have to ... I don't know what it is. Action Point?
Poen: Is that it?
elf: That is a miss, yes
Poen: Good God, I am so bad at remembering names.
Poen: Of things.
elf: I have no idea how APs work
DAVE_ROBOT: you get an extra standard action
DAVE_ROBOT: Extended rest to get your point back
Barvo: actually a milestone
Barvo: so every second encounter
Barvo: between extended rests
DAVE_ROBOT: or that
DAVE_ROBOT: wow, we use them a lot more often than that
Barvo: we basically get one per session
Poen: I'm going to say I can re-roll, because come on. A 1. That was pathetic.
DAVE_ROBOT: right
Poen: 1d20_7
Poen: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+7: [17] = 24
Barvo: since we rarely have more than one combat
Poen: Oh, that's much better
Poen: 1d10+4 damage
Fortuna: Poen, damage: [9] = 13
DAVE_ROBOT: yeah, just say you used an action point
Poen: "enemies in a Blast 3 that includes the target suffer 4 damage (including your target). You and each ally within 3 squares of you get a +2 bonus to AC and Fort until end of your next turn."
Poen: So 4 more each on E4 and E3?
Barvo: I can track the damage
elf: Wait why did poen get a reroll?
DAVE_ROBOT: she used an action point
Alek: She used an action point to try it again.
elf: OK then
DAVE_ROBOT: reroll isn't really the correct term, but it's basically the same thing
Barvo: anyway
Barvo: Elf 1 and 2
elf: Oh like I give a crap about terms
Poen: Also Barvo and Alek each get +2 to AC and Fort
Poen: Right?
DAVE_ROBOT: everyone does
Poen: Oh cool
DAVE_ROBOT: everyone is within 3 of you
elf: e1 attacks hero
Poen: That's awesome :D
DAVE_ROBOT: Holdr
elf:  1d20+11
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+11: [1] = 12
Poen: Heronius?
Holdr: HA
Barvo: super miss
Barvo: and that is holdr
elf: I think he stabs himself in the foot after that
elf: OK Holdr
elf:  2 H's, man
Barvo: only one actually
Barvo: Hero is not in this fight
elf: Whatever
elf: e2 same target
elf:  1d20+11
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+11: [15] = 26
DAVE_ROBOT: there you go
elf: Better
elf:  2d8+7
Fortuna: elf,  2d8+7: [6, 7] = 20
elf: ohh
elf: Not bad
Holdr: Alright
Alek: Hey Holdr how are you holding up after that?
Holdr: Pretty good
Holdr: Still got 41 health
Alek: Alright.
elf: Wait shit Holdr is your AC 24 or lesser?
Holdr: Yes
elf: OK
Barvo: Alek
Alek: Right.
DAVE_ROBOT: remember you got a +2 from Poen
elf: I read the wrong thing regarding AC bonus, but it is still a hit so yeah
Alek: Taste of Life on E3 now.
Alek: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Alek, 1d20+9: [2] = 11
Alek: Or not.
elf: What were you going to do? Lick his cheek?
Alek: Well, the description reads:
Barvo: Alek, is your turn done?
Alek: Your dread touch burns your foe with dark power, even as your own energy is temporarily restored.
Alek: Yeah that ends my turn there.
Barvo: elf 3 and 4
DAVE_ROBOT: he's a vampire so I'm assuming something bitye
DAVE_ROBOT: bitey*
elf: Elf 3
elf: It attacked Alek last turn, yes?
DAVE_ROBOT: probably
Barvo: yup
Alek: Yup.
elf: So Alek is still Marked. Rad.
Alek: Si.
elf: ... Annoyingly I can't figure out how that works in this case so
elf:  1d20+8
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8: [3] = 11
elf: C-rap
DAVE_ROBOT: marked has special stuff, depending on the type of mark
Alek: Usually means something bad happens to the marked person if they don't attack the person marking them.
elf: I figured but could not make sense of this so whatevs.
elf: I just want to move things along anyway
Barvo: that is certainly a miss
elf: e4 attacks barvo
elf:  1d20+8
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8: [20] = 28
Barvo: yeah
elf: Woooo
elf:  15 damage
Barvo: k
Barvo: I take 10
Barvo: Barvo turn?
DAVE_ROBOT: more than likely Barvo turn
elf: I believe
Barvo: Heehee
Barvo: Combat sprint!
Barvo: captiaint and E4 get opportunity attacks
Barvo: I went through both of their squares
DAVE_ROBOT: captain does no such thing
Barvo: oh right he is grasped
Barvo: hahaha
Barvo: he dies next
DAVE_ROBOT: also he's over here
Barvo: I know
elf: *groped
Barvo: I ran threw there
Barvo: IU moved 10 spaces
Barvo: in a circle
Barvo: right over e4 and captain
DAVE_ROBOT: ah, ok
Barvo: anyway
DAVE_ROBOT: yeah, he can get an OA
Barvo: does e4 make an attack?
DAVE_ROBOT: I didn't realize you ran over there
DAVE_ROBOT: he's just prone, so he takes a -2 to hit
elf: Over 50 on e4?
elf: e4 is very dead now
Barvo: oh
Barvo: he was dead on his turn then
Barvo: I took no damage
Barvo: just a sec retcon
Barvo: okay
DAVE_ROBOT: with his dying gasp, he took a swing at Barvo
elf: Why do people not tell me things?
Barvo: I ran through the squares of every enemy
Barvo: just look at the damage totals
Barvo: anyway
Barvo: all the enemies can take OA's
Poen: Wait
Poen: E4 was dead already?
DAVE_ROBOT: we don't know the HP of the enemies, that's your job
Barvo: Peon killed him
Poen: Then I totally wasted my attack on him?
Barvo: Poen
DAVE_ROBOT: no, your attack killed him
Poen: No
Poen: *Oh
Barvo: anyway.
Barvo: OAs
Poen: Carry on
elf: Either way too late now etc.
Barvo: roll 3 attacks
elf: I'll try and pay better attention
elf: Who rolls 3?
Barvo: you do
Barvo: OA's
DAVE_ROBOT: Captain takes a -2 penalty
elf: Against Barvo?
DAVE_ROBOT: yes
Barvo: ypu
DAVE_ROBOT: basic melee
Barvo: Barvo has +4 defence against these attacks
elf: So if it's an OA do i get a bonus?
Barvo: no
elf: OK then
Barvo: just basic melee
elf:  1d20+11-6
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+11-6: [11] = 16
elf: Shoot
Barvo: miss
elf: The captain misses
DAVE_ROBOT: I get an OA on him since he's marked
DAVE_ROBOT: but I'll do that after you do your other guys
Barvo: Please don't kill him dave
elf:  1d20+8-4
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8-4: [15] = 19
Barvo: you will ruin everything
Barvo: miss
elf:  1d20+8-4
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8-4: [7] = 11
Barvo: miss
Barvo: good
elf: Fuck everything
Barvo: Barvo is built for this
Barvo: don't worry
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d20+12 vs AC
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, vs AC: [2] = 14
Barvo: alrighty
DAVE_ROBOT: I'm guessing that's a miss
DAVE_ROBOT: MOVING ON
Barvo: Barvo attacks the captain
Barvo: with Avalanche strike
Barvo: 1d20+12+2
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+12+2: [17] = 31
Barvo: hit
Barvo: 4d12+9+3
Fortuna: Barvo, 4d12+9+3: [7, 1, 5, 5] = 30
DAVE_ROBOT: aww, I've got him on lockdown over here, go help the squishier peoples
DAVE_ROBOT: He's dead, I'm guessing
Barvo: 68 total damage now
elf: He is very bloodied
Barvo: hmmm
DAVE_ROBOT: cool cool cool
Barvo: Barvo shall action point
elf: So much blood all over
Barvo: and use RECKLESS RAMPAGE
elf: He is swearing and squirming
DAVE_ROBOT: I'm just holding him down and Barvo is jumping up and down on him
elf: A bone is sticking out of his arm
Barvo: which puts him over at E2
Barvo: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+12: [6] = 18
Poen: "I'm going to be sick."
elf: Missing several teeth
Poen: "Stop that."
elf: Nose almost certainly smashed
Barvo: does 18 hit e2?
elf: Nope
Barvo: sad times
elf: Saddest
Barvo: barvo is unbelievably sad
Barvo: done
DAVE_ROBOT: captain's turn
elf: What can he do?
DAVE_ROBOT: attack
DAVE_ROBOT: that's about it
elf: Attempt to kick person holding him in the nuts?
DAVE_ROBOT: and he takes a -2 to hit
elf: OK then
DAVE_ROBOT: pretty much
Barvo: he can make a check to escape the grab
elf: He will do that
DAVE_ROBOT: is there a penalty for that if he's prone?
Barvo: athletics
Barvo: nope
elf: Is that dex or acrobatics or athletics or what?
elf: OK
DAVE_ROBOT: vs?
DAVE_ROBOT: my fort, right?
elf:  1d20+11
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+11: [10] = 21
Barvo: yeah
Barvo: fort
elf: I'm assuming he succeeds
DAVE_ROBOT: that's a miss, he stays grabbed
elf: Whaaaat?
elf: No fair
DAVE_ROBOT: I have really high fortitude
elf: Fine then, dave
elf: He will attack you
DAVE_ROBOT: -2 to attack
elf:  1d20+11
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+11: [15] = 26
elf:  24
DAVE_ROBOT: vs AC?
elf: yes
DAVE_ROBOT: just hits
elf:  1d4+4
Fortuna: elf,  1d4+4: [2] = 6
DAVE_ROBOT: okay
elf: End
Barvo: Dave
DAVE_ROBOT: gotcha
Barvo: finish him
DAVE_ROBOT: Weapon Master's Strike
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d20+12 vs AC
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, vs AC: [12] = 24
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d6+8
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, 1d6+8: [1] = 9
DAVE_ROBOT: my weapon has the Brutal 1 thing
DAVE_ROBOT: so on a damage roll of 1 I get a reroll
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d6+8
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, 1d6+8: [1] = 9
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d6+8
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, 1d6+8: [1] = 9
Barvo: keep rollin it
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d6+8
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, 1d6+8: [6] = 14
DAVE_ROBOT: there we go
Barvo: captain has 82 damage now
elf: Did you just roll 3 1s in a row?
Holdr: He should be dead then
Alek: Yes.
Barvo: yes he did
elf: Take that, law of averages
DAVE_ROBOT: I did indeed
DAVE_ROBOT: they were d6s though, so it's not that bad
elf: Captain is really fucking dead
Barvo: anyway
Barvo: Holdr
Holdr: ALRIGHT
DAVE_ROBOT: wait, that was supposed to be d8s. OH WELL
elf: Like seriously
DAVE_ROBOT: he's dead anyway
elf: He still would be dead
Holdr: Are E1 or E2 bloodied?
elf: He had 1 HP left
Barvo: e2 has 1 more damage on him
DAVE_ROBOT: aww, I should have punched him in the face
DAVE_ROBOT: oh well
Holdr: Meh. Devestating strike on E1
Holdr: 1d20+13 v AC
Fortuna: Holdr, v AC: [8] = 21
elf: e2 is bloodied
elf: e1 is not
Holdr: 1d10+1d8+7 dam- E2 then
Fortuna: Holdr, dam- E2 then: [1, 3] = 11
Holdr: BRUTAL 1
Holdr: 1d10
Fortuna: Holdr, 1d10: [6] = 6
Holdr: so that's
Barvo: 16
Holdr: 6+3+i7
Holdr: 16
Barvo: on e2?
DAVE_ROBOT: that's right, i7
Holdr: Yes
Holdr: E2
elf: e3 also bloodied
DAVE_ROBOT: 4e is getting a lot more complicated
elf: My brain hurts
Barvo: anyway
Barvo: Poen
Poen: Hmm
Poen: Is E3 just about dead, Slim?
Barvo: he is bloodies
elf: Very near dead
Poen: I'll help with him then
elf: He is also stumbling around bleeding heavily
Poen: 1d20+7 Earth's Endurance
Fortuna: Poen, Earth's Endurance: [6] = 13
elf: May or may not be missing an eye
Poen: Oh come on, Fortuna
elf: Fortuna seems to be not your friend tonight
Poen: Yeah, she doesn't seem to like me very much.
Poen: I ... you know what, Alek, you can probably handle E3 alone.
Poen: I'll cast Stone's Resolve on you and then move
Poen: You gain resist 5 to all damage until the end of my next turn
Poen: And I'll move my little P down.
Poen: End turn.
Alek: Alright.
Barvo: Elf 1 and 2
elf: Holdr E1 is all
Holdr: ?
elf:  1d20+8
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8: [20] = 28
Holdr: Woah
DAVE_ROBOT: max that damage
elf:  15
Holdr: Mhmmm
elf: And elf 2 is all
elf:  1d20+8
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8: [6] = 14
Holdr: Nein
elf:  2d8+7
Fortuna: elf,  2d8+7: [4, 3] = 14
elf: Half of 14 is...
Barvo: 7
elf:  7
elf: So you still take 7
Holdr: Alright
elf: And are slowed until the end of elf 2s next turn
elf: Or until he dies
DAVE_ROBOT: Alek turn?
Barvo: yes
Alek: Okey dokey.
Barvo: kill e3!
Alek: Vampire Slam time.
Alek: 1d20+9 vs. Reflex
Fortuna: Alek, vs. Reflex: [7] = 16
DAVE_ROBOT: Sounds like some sort of goth techno band
Alek: Also oh wait a second, Taste of Life was vs. Fortitude back then.
Alek: Ah well.
DAVE_ROBOT: guys, we're all cop killers after this
Alek: 1d10+8 on the off chance that that hits?
Fortuna: Alek, on the off chance that that hits?: [1] = 9
Alek: Gee thanks Fortuna.
Fortuna: You're welcome.
Barvo: they are elves
Barvo: who cares
Alek: Does that hit?  Cause if so I'm using Blood Drinker.
elf: It does not hit
Alek: Unless the 9 damage kills him, then I probably won't, though actually I still would, extra healing surge would be handy.
Barvo: ok
Alek: Wait, Heroic Effort!
Barvo: e3 turn
Barvo: oh
Alek: 20 vs. Reflex.
Barvo: must hit
DAVE_ROBOT: Vampires get Heroic Effort?
Alek: I'm human.
DAVE_ROBOT: oh right, Vampire is a class
elf: OK hit I believe
DAVE_ROBOT: forgot
Alek: Alright, so 9, and then a 1d10
Alek: 1d10 extra damage from Blood Drinker.
Fortuna: Alek, extra damage from Blood Drinker.: [8] = 8
Alek: So 17 damage and I get an extra healing surge.
Barvo: thats 52 total on e3
elf: He falls, and lets out a final gasp as the life leaves his body for good
Barvo: cool
Barvo: Barvo Turn1
Barvo: !
elf: "Tell my wife..."
Barvo: Pressing Strike on e2!
Barvo: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+12: [5] = 17
Barvo: fuck
Barvo: fuck 
Barvo: fuck
elf: Miss
Barvo: obviously
Barvo: end
Barvo: DAve
DAVE_ROBOT: move and charge
DAVE_ROBOT: Takedown Attack
elf: Nooo!
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d20+12 vs Fort
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, vs Fort: [2] = 14
DAVE_ROBOT: balls
Barvo: yeah
elf: Or yes whatever
Barvo: the enemies keep taking the good rolls
DAVE_ROBOT: wait, that's 15
DAVE_ROBOT: if that matters
Barvo: anyway
DAVE_ROBOT: because I charged
Barvo: holdr
DAVE_ROBOT: he's marked anyway
elf: Wait
elf: Wait
Barvo: you only need to say it once
elf: elf fort is 15
DAVE_ROBOT: HA
Barvo: then it hits
elf: So i guess...
Barvo: and it dies
elf: Eat a dick.
elf: Yeah.
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d8+6
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, 1d8+6: [4] = 10
elf: Do that.
DAVE_ROBOT: and Prone'd
elf: Lots of blood but not dead
DAVE_ROBOT: okay, he is now marked
Barvo: Holdr
Holdr: Alright
Holdr: Recuperating strike on E1
Holdr: 1d20+13
Fortuna: Holdr, 1d20+13: [5] = 18
Holdr: Bah
Holdr: No hit
Barvo: Poen
Holdr: Dwarven Resiliance
DAVE_ROBOT: (Also, I just looked at my sheet and I get some other bonuses to OAs so it'll be a lot higher when I use it from now on)
Holdr: End turn
DAVE_ROBOT: Poen
Barvo: Poen can delay
Barvo: Elf 1 and 2
elf: They are both still alive?
elf: Huh
Barvo: yes
DAVE_ROBOT: yup, E1 has 37 and E2 has 43
elf: e1 attacks Holdr again
elf:  1d20+8
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8: [5] = 13
elf: And its blade glaces off
DAVE_ROBOT: I get an OA on E1
elf: But E2 preforms a followup strike at...
elf:  1d20+8
Fortuna: elf,  1d20+8: [4] = 12
Aryani quit.
elf: And it glaces off
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d20+17 vs AC
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, vs AC: [18] = 35
elf: Only harder
Poen: I go to the bathroom and get delayed?
Barvo: yes
Barvo: you can have your turn next
elf: Apparently so
Poen: Ah well, they're pretty much dead anyway. All right.
DAVE_ROBOT: 1d8+6
Fortuna: DAVE_ROBOT, 1d8+6: [4] = 10
DAVE_ROBOT: E1 has 47 damage now
elf: Dave what was that roll for?
Barvo: he gets oa on a marked enemy
elf: And Poen you have to tell us when you go places so we can wait for you
DAVE_ROBOT: I got an OA because he attacked an ally that is adjacent to me while I have him marked
Barvo: that attacks someone else
Poen: Yessir.
Barvo: anyway
Barvo: Poen is up
DAVE_ROBOT: Poen's turn?
elf: E1 chokes out some garbled words and drowns in a puddle of his own blood
elf: He's dead, is what I'm getting at
Barvo: ok
DAVE_ROBOT: cool
Poen: So ... E2 is the only one left?
Barvo: you know holdr if you were flanking e2 with me
Barvo: yes
elf: E2 is kinda freaking out
Poen: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+7: [10] = 17
Poen: That was Burden of Earth, so
Poen: 1d10+4 damage.
Fortuna: Poen, damage.: [9] = 13
DAVE_ROBOT: he dead
Barvo: yup
Poen: YEaaah!
Barvo: 56 damage
DAVE_ROBOT: now maybe I can find that voice modulator ship
DAVE_ROBOT: shop*
Barvo: anyway
Barvo: I am off to bed
elf: Does that throw eocks or something?
DAVE_ROBOT: me too
Poen: Burden of Earth? I have no idea
elf: A rock takes off his head
Poen: Sure.
Poen: Whoooo he's dead
DAVE_ROBOT: We beat those guys into a fine pulp
Poen: You East Coast guys must be tired as crap.
Poen: Get some rest! You did well and all that.
elf: Pretty much
DAVE_ROBOT: I'm Central, so close enough
elf: I'd spit out a cliffhanger, but my brain has died
Poen: It's okay
elf: Holdr
Poen: We'll wait in suspense anyway
DAVE_ROBOT: And with that, we run off into the city
elf: Thanks for all your help tonight
Holdr: Welp
DAVE_ROBOT: THE END
Holdr: Welcome
elf: Remember, nothing next week due to the hollidays
DAVE_ROBOT: I'll see you guys whenever we play again, Ig said that might not be for a few weeks. Happy holidays everyone!
Alek: Night guys, see you when we see you.
Poen: Good night!
elf: Keep an eye on the thread for updates
Holdr: I'm off
Poen: Night!
Poen: G'night Slim :)
Poen: 1d20+100
Fortuna: Poen, 1d20+100: [11] = 111
Poen: OH YEAH
Poen: AWESOME ROLL
Poen: G'night.
Poen left #pwot_dnd.