SparkyMarky: We'll see
SparkyMarky: I'm gonna use this chap
SparkyMarky: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=10032
Slim_Bankshot: Waffle is away
Slim_Bankshot: Ary and Yin?
Yin: Allo.
Ary: Sup!
Lothark_Understone: Let's just say that I was a prisoner on the prison planet
Lothark_Understone: And I respected your gumption
Thorn_the_Gnoll munches on the dead bandit leader a bit.
Ace_Justice: I'm watching
Ace_Justice: well, playing
Ace_Justice: I'm paying attention is what I'm trying to say
Lothark_Understone: I might be a cockney. Gonna play this by ear
Frozenpie: I am Heronius Napalm XVI!
handofevil: Alright. Regions are finished
Slim_Bankshot: Right on
handofevil: Care to start us off Slim?
Slim_Bankshot: Waffle is here as well? Dandy
Slim_Bankshot: So, does everyone remember where we left off?
Lothark_Understone: Under attack
Heronius_Napalm: under attack from elven warships
Thorn_the_Gnoll: There was much booming, and I was munching on the bandit leader I killed.
Lothark_Understone: Lucas had a massive cannon backfire on him. I'm using that as an excuse for sitting him out
handofevil: Yup
handofevil: Well anyway
handofevil: LAST TIME ON SHETLAND FIRESTORM
handofevil: You were arrested and underwent a horribly biased trial.
Uovana: curse them!
handofevil: You were then sent off to prison where your transport was shot down and you were led to the bandit leader where Thorn killed and ate him
handofevil: You now have bandit crew members who have signed contracts in blood
Slim_Bankshot: red
handofevil: Oh, and you're under attack by a massive elven battleship. Can't forget that
Heronius_Napalm: I have them filed away
Lothark_Understone: They're not allowed to form a union
handofevil: We left off right as Lucas tried to fire a cannon but failed horribly
handofevil: Onwards hero's!
Slim_Bankshot: So, since you're pretty much starting off in combat
Slim_Bankshot: That's an init roll, I think
Lothark_Understone: 1d20+3
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, 1d20+3: [1] = 4
handofevil: Also, did anyone get on the ship?
handofevil: I can't remember
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+11: [7] = 18
Ary: 1d20+3
Fortuna: Ary, 1d20+3: [14] = 17
Ace_Justice: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 1d20+5: [13] = 18
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I don't think we had yet.
Lothark_Understone: That's my second 1 in a row
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Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+5: [7] = 12
handofevil: Holdr will roll init if you guys decide to board
Uovana: 1D20+8
Fortuna: Uovana, 1D20+8: [14] = 22
Slim_Bankshot: Who is writing down init today?
Slim_Bankshot: Ace?
handofevil:  2#1d20+7 flitters
Fortuna: handofevil, flitters: [5] = 12; flitters: [20] = 27
Ace_Justice: sorry I'm doing something else while playing
Ace_Justice: can't write init
Ace_Justice: shit
handofevil: Holy crap
Igfig: Ace did a good job last time he was on init duty, I remember
Ace_Justice: it's exam time, I'm reviewing 
handofevil:  1d20+7 battleship
Fortuna: handofevil, battleship: [2] = 9
Heronius_Napalm: There
Heronius_Napalm: lazy buncg
Uovana: Hero, you rock
Lothark_Understone: It's the bystander effect
Lothark_Understone: We all think 'someone else will do it'
Slim_Bankshot: In the words of homer Simpson, "Can't someone else do it?"
handofevil: Well the flitters have just made a pass and the battleship is hovering just off planet so you have a few turns to do whatever
Lothark_Understone: But he also says "I'm someone else!"
Heronius_Napalm: To the Ship!
Ary: Charge!
Uovana: I agree - lets take back our ship!
Lothark_Understone: If everyone comes over to me, I can bump your AC +2 for the whole encounter
Lothark_Understone: Just sayin
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Would that help the ship out?
Heronius_Napalm: I think our positions are rather abstract at the moment
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Cause if so then you should get on the ship and do it for the ship.
handofevil: Alright so everyone is in agreement to get to the ship?
Ace_Justice: yes
Lothark_Understone: Yes
Slim_Bankshot: To the boats!
holdr: "AYE AYE CAPT'N
Thorn_the_Gnoll: "Some of you bandits stay here to man the cannons!  Kill the elves!"
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, on to the ship with the rest of us then.
Ace_Justice: "YAARRR"
holdr: "AHOY"
holdr: If you guys want to place your ship on the map, now would be the time
holdr: You're coming off planet though
Ace_Justice: we're placed
holdr: Perfect
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Seemed like a good spot.
Lothark_Understone: If I'd known this was ship based I'd have stuck with Lucas. Oh well. Good luck flying
holdr: Also. 2#1d20+9 for bandit cannons
holdr:  2#1d20+9
Fortuna: holdr, 1d20+9: [20] = 29; 1d20+9: [6] = 15
Thorn_the_Gnoll: We have an implement cannon now I think.
holdr: Holy crap
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well the bandits had been firing before we rolled initiative, makes sense.
holdr: B1 goes first
artillery_cannons:  1d20+10 on F1
Fortuna: artillery_cannons, on F1: [12] = 22
artillery_cannons: BOOM BOOM BOOM
artillery_cannons:  3d8+7
Fortuna: artillery_cannons,  3d8+7: [6, 3, 8] = 24
artillery_cannons: +3 that's 27 damage
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Awesome.
Ace_Justice: I wouldn't say that
Lothark_Understone: Shouldn't we also have a map of the ship?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Why would you not say that was awesome?
Igfig: Should be somewhere around
Slim_Bankshot: I thought it was uploaded
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It's on the ship link at the bottom.
Ace_Justice: because they were damaging us weren't they?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Where all our other ship things are listed.
artillery_cannons: There
artillery_cannons: Bottom of th emap
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Except that new implement cannon we got from the giant flower.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Though I suppose we may not have had the chance to install it yet.
Lothark_Understone: Sure we have, don't you just increase the range and up the damage?
Igfig: I think you've had time
Igfig: I just forgot to add it to the stablock
Igfig: 2x damage, 10x range
Heronius_Napalm: wht about burst?
Lothark_Understone: I think 10x would still apply
Heronius_Napalm: okay\
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar, though now I forget what the conversion is between our squares and ship squares again.
Lothark_Understone: a burst 3 doing 30 sounds about right
Igfig: One vehicle square is 20 character squares
Igfig: although I think you're doing this fight in regions
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And there we go.
Ace_Justice: When can we start?
Ace_Justice: Like actually begin the battle
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right now.
Ace_Justice: sure is taking a while
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Bandits get another turn yet, that last attack was their surprise round.
Ace_Justice: oh
artillery_cannons: Ohr ight. I forgot
artillery_cannons: BOOM BOOM BOOM
Ace_Justice: where is our ship's hp being tracked
Ace_Justice: ?
Slim_Bankshot: We had a slight flitter blunder
artillery_cannons:  1d20+10 on F2
Fortuna: artillery_cannons, on F2: [8] = 18
artillery_cannons: Nein
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Our ship is at full health at 300 hp yet.
artillery_cannons: The artillerly flies past Flitter 2
artillery_cannons: ONWARDS SLIM
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Flitter 2's turn.
Lothark_Understone: Don't the Bandits get their turn now?
Lothark_Understone: If the last one was surprise
artillery_cannons: That was their turn right there
artillery_cannons: Surprise and turn
Lothark_Understone: Ah
Lothark_Understone: Shut me up
artillery_cannons: And F2 rolled a nat 20 as well
artillery_cannons: Slim?
Slim_Bankshot: (sorry, was reading all the stats. The laypout confused mer at first)
artillery_cannons: Yeah sorry. I wasn't able to give you a better one
artillery_cannons:  27 damage on F1 so far
Slim_Bankshot: Flitter moves, attacks SF.
artillery_cannons: Actually F1 is down
artillery_cannons: I forgot that they're minions
artillery_cannons: Onwards
Slim_Bankshot:  1d20+10 VS reflex
Fortuna: Slim_Bankshot, VS reflex: [10] = 20
Lothark_Understone: Miss!
Slim_Bankshot: NOOOO!
Heronius_Napalm: that hits our ship
Slim_Bankshot: Oh.
Slim_Bankshot: OK then
Ace_Justice: what's the range to fire people out of our ballistae again?
Lothark_Understone: Our AC is 24
Lothark_Understone: It misses
Lothark_Understone: Oh, reflex
Heronius_Napalm: yeah
Slim_Bankshot:  7 fire damage
Slim_Bankshot: Is fire damage ongoing?
artillery_cannons: Nope
artillery_cannons: Just 7 fire damage
Uovana: so my turn?
Slim_Bankshot: OK then, next, I guess
Uovana: I am going to go to the laser cannon! And take fire on the flitter
Uovana: 1d20+6+3
Fortuna: Uovana, 1d20+6+3: [5] = 14
Ary quit.
artillery_cannons: Nope
Uovana: that was just a practice shot anyway. next one will hit!
Uovana: next
artillery_cannons: That was a warning shot
artillery_cannons: Thorn!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar, I'm going to delay for the moment.
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artillery_cannons: Ace!
Ace_Justice: yar
artillery_cannons: Your turn
Ace_Justice: Ace sprints over to the nearest Ballistae
Ace_Justice: swings it and fires at F2
Ace_Justice: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 1d20+8: [4] = 12
Ace_Justice: balls
artillery_cannons: Heh
artillery_cannons: ARY
Ace_Justice: wait wait
artillery_cannons: Unles- ah
Ace_Justice: 1d20+2 intimidate over the vast reaches of space
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, intimidate over the vast reaches of space: [12] = 14
Ace_Justice: okay end turn
artillery_cannons: Ace glares at the ship. They stare back and make faces at you.
Ace_Justice: "grrrrr"
artillery_cannons: ARY GO
Ace_Justice: He's dead jim
artillery_cannons: No he isn't
Ace_Justice: I WAS WRONG
artillery_cannons: He's typing
Ary: Grabs the Ballista next to Ace!
Ary: 1d20+4
Fortuna: Ary, 1d20+4: [14] = 18
Ace_Justice: 1d20 bumslap
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, bumslap: [6] = 6
artillery_cannons: You slap her back
Slim_Bankshot: Miss. Again
artillery_cannons: That was rude
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 21 actually.
artillery_cannons: Nope that's no hit. 
Slim_Bankshot: What 21?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He forgot his dex modifier for the attack.
Ary: rolled wrong, missed edex mod
artillery_cannons: That's a hit!
artillery_cannons: F2 explodes in fire
Ary: 2d8+5
Fortuna: Ary, 2d8+5: [3, 6] = 14
artillery_cannons: You want to take over the cannons slim?
Roach quit.
Slim_Bankshot: Sure
artillery_cannons: Alright
Battleship: CANNONS GO
Battleship: +10 attack 3d8+10 damage
cannons: CANNONS FIRE AT THE ELF SHIP!
cannons:  1D20+10
Fortuna: cannons,  1D20+10: [5] = 15
cannons: ...
Battleship: You're being hailed
Battleship: "Nein"
cannons: More like HEILED
Battleship: HERO
Heronius_Napalm: yeahMe!
Battleship: Set things on fire
Battleship: But not your ship
Heronius_Napalm: I move our ship into range of the battleship
Battleship: That would be bad
Battleship: Oh, don't forget you can enter our square
Heronius_Napalm: I hold a standard action for Thorns pilot maneuvar
Battleship: Alright
Heronius_Napalm: When we are within 10 sqaures of their ship
Heronius_Napalm: I will summon a magma beast in their midst
Heronius_Napalm: holding and end
Battleship: As you enter range of the ship, the turrets on the side let loose
Battleship:  1d20+9 v Ref
Fortuna: Battleship, v Ref: [20] = 29
Battleship: Oh crap
Heronius_Napalm: haha
Battleship: That's 3d8+5
Lothark_Understone: We are obliterated
Heronius_Napalm: 29
Heronius_Napalm: damage
Battleship:  29 damage
Heronius_Napalm: a pittance
Battleship: THE BATTLESHIP Unless you have more
Battleship: I'll take that as a no
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wait, oh nevermind that was a crit so I doubt an acrobatics check would help there.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or piloting.
Heronius_Napalm: Thorn 
Heronius_Napalm: Get us piloted to within 10 of them
Battleship: aLRIGHT
Heronius_Napalm: we need a stunt!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright, what about our implement cannon?
Ace_Justice: Do a flip!
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Would we get an even bigger magma beast if you used that?
Heronius_Napalm: doubtful
Heronius_Napalm: and I can't leave the chair yet
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right.
Battleship: A large laser bursts from the side and swipes at the ship
Heronius_Napalm: we would stop moving
Battleship:  1d20+11 v AC
Fortuna: Battleship, v AC: [2] = 13
Battleship: NEIN
Heronius_Napalm: misss
Battleship: It swipes above your ship
Battleship: AND THEN SWIPES BACK
Lothark_Understone: Do we need to be anywhere in particular to use the implement cannon?
Battleship:  1d20+11 v AC
Fortuna: Battleship, v AC: [7] = 18
Heronius_Napalm: misss
Thorn_the_Gnoll: You have to go man the implement cannon, but sides that no.
Battleship: Bah
Battleship: End turn
Lothark_Understone: Ooh, me
Battleship: Oh hey, I forgot it's second init count
Battleship: Oops
Battleship:  1d20+7
Fortuna: Battleship,  1d20+7: [19] = 26
Lothark_Understone: That's a worry
Battleship: Continue
Lothark_Understone: anyway, daunting light on Battleship, using the implement cannon
Lothark_Understone: Is there an implement bonus?
Battleship: Uh
Battleship: Igfig?
Ace_Justice: I was distracting him
Igfig: Uh
Battleship: Bad ACe
Igfig: Say it's got a +2 enhancement
Lothark_Understone: 1d20+9 Wis
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, Wis: [16] = 25
Battleship: HIT
Lothark_Understone: Woo
Lothark_Understone: 4d10+6 damage
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, damage: [8, 2, 7, 10] = 33
Battleship: Success
Ace_Justice: I need to go for like 5 minutes, if I don't return, tell Slim I've always loved him
Lothark_Understone: And we have combat advantage against it
Battleship: Anything else?
Battleship: Slim's up
cannons: Waffles love for me is in no way unsettling or creepy...
Lothark_Understone: No, that's it
cannons: Cannons?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Bandits get to fire again, with combat advantage this time.  Hurrah.
cannons:  1d20+10 BLAM BLAM!
Fortuna: cannons, BLAM BLAM!: [1] = 11
cannons: Fuck me
Battleship: THE CANNON BACKFIRES
Battleship: It snap backs and hits you in the face
Heronius_Napalm: and is destroyd
Battleship: You have to spend an extra turn reloading it
cannons: You see a small explosion from the surface of the world
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Damn.
Battleship: Nah. I'm not that cruel
Battleship: It's not destroyed yet
Battleship: It's just severely damaged
Battleship: -2 to attack
Battleship: BATTLESHIP
Heronius_Napalm: Thorn where are you!
Battleship: SHOOTS LASERS AT YOU
Battleship: pew pew pew
Battleship:  2#1d20+11 v AC
Fortuna: Battleship, v AC: [15] = 26; v AC: [7] = 18
Battleship: HIT
Battleship:  4d10+4
Fortuna: Battleship,  4d10+4: [6, 3, 9, 4] = 26
Battleship:  26 damage
Lothark_Understone: Why does it get 2 initiatives?
Battleship: It has a big crew
Battleship: That can do things twice as fast
Thorn_the_Gnoll: It is a super big ship.
Battleship: END TURN
Battleship: NEXT
Ace_Justice: oh my turn?
Ace_Justice: err
Uovana: Takes aim at the Battleship, and with a battlecry, fires lasers.
Ace_Justice: oh okay
Uovana: 1d20+6+3+2
Fortuna: Uovana, 1d20+6+3+2: [2] = 13
Battleship: Nein
Uovana: Stifles a sob of shame and defeat
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Anything else?
Uovana: umm
Uovana: next. still crying.
Uovana: action point?
Uovana: toolate?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Go right ahead.
Uovana: firing again, this time taking the timeto aim
Uovana: 1d20+3+6+2
Fortuna: Uovana, 1d20+3+6+2: [8] = 19
cannons: UOVANA LOSE 1 TURN TO TEARS
Battleship: Vs AC?
Uovana: yes
Battleship: nein
Battleship: THORN
Battleship: Pilot that ship
Uovana: i sheath my axe and sit in the corner to cry alone. no one look at me.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, time to pilot away.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+12 to pull in real close to their ship so Hero can summon his magma beast!
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, to pull in real close to their ship so Hero can summon his magma beast!: [10] = 22
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Battleship: Alright
Battleship:  1d20+9 v Ref
Fortuna: Battleship, v Ref: [7] = 16
PwotMoose: I have arrived, you need Brigsby or DAVE?
Battleship: Does that hit?
Heronius_Napalm: Held Action Goes OFFFF\\
Heronius_Napalm: nope
Battleship: Bah
Lothark_Understone: We're in ranged, so Brigsby I guess?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm just piloting in close enough for Hero to be able to magma beast summon.
Battleship: Oh
Battleship: Well that's not a success
Heronius_Napalm: A molten sphere bursts from our ship
Ace_Justice: will the magma beast completely destroy their ship?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Unlikely.
Heronius_Napalm: and lands on their deck
Ace_Justice: Because I was thinking I could use the grapple gun to grab the other ship
Ace_Justice: then slide down the rope to their ship
Ace_Justice: and conquer the deck
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That'd be an unhealthy thing to go do on your own on a ship with twice the crew as ours at least.
Ace_Justice: I'm mother fucking Ace Justice
Lothark_Understone: This ship has us beat in every way, we have to be evasive
Battleship: The DC to get close enough is 23
Battleship: So your magma beast is kind of just floating in space
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Anyone able to give me that +1?
Heronius_Napalm: it didnt activate if we didnt get in range
Battleship: Ah
Heronius_Napalm: it is a held action
Brigsby: 1d20+7 initiative
Fortuna: Brigsby, initiative: [5] = 12
Battleship: Well nevermind then
Heronius_Napalm: try again thorn
Battleship: ACE IS UP
Heronius_Napalm: that is just a move action
Battleship: Unless thorn has more
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Racing from the deck to the pilot's seat Thorn cranks on the wheel pulling the ship upside down flying over the deck of the enemy ship, in hopes of getting a bit of a bonus for description.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: If not then I'll just try again.
Battleship: actually, you're flying by a hanger
Battleship: Closed off giant ship and what not
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah I see.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So I'll just be going again then.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Understanding now his prior failure, Thorn pulls it around for another pass this time to cut through the hangar's of the elven battleship, in one side and out the other.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+12: [14] = 26
Battleship: SUCCESS
Heronius_Napalm: A molten sphere bursts from our ship
Battleship: FIRE THAT MAGMA BEAST HERO
Heronius_Napalm: and lands on their deck
Heronius_Napalm: A huge molten hand bursts from the sphere
Battleship: And hold on while I talk to ig
Heronius_Napalm: and rips its body out of the mass
Heronius_Napalm: A hulking monster of molten rock and fire rises on the deck of the battleship.
Magma_Beast: RAWWWRRRR
Battleship: Wait, did you fly into the hanger?
Battleship: At full speed?
Heronius_Napalm: what?
Heronius_Napalm: hangar?
Battleship: Thorn?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah they don't have an open deck, I cut through the hangar, not at full speed though.  That'd be crazy.
Ace_Justice: awesome though
Battleship: You smash into a wall\
Ace_Justice: shit
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Oh.
Lothark_Understone: ...
Ace_Justice: eerr
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Guess we're boarding then.
Ace_Justice: disembark and pirate raid?
Battleship: Yup
Battleship: Let me upload the map
Ace_Justice: "YAAAAAAARRRR"
Thorn_the_Gnoll: We'll just take over the ship from the inside.  New bigger boat, here we come.
Battleship: The front of your ship has gone to crap though
Lothark_Understone: Lucas mutters through unconsciousness. "Thorn, you fool..."
Ary: That's one hell of a way to land...
Ace_Justice: Ace sprints and dives off the side of the ship, doing a sweet roll when he lands to lessen the impact
Heronius_Napalm: So how do we decide what happened to us?
Ace_Justice: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 1d20+12: [7] = 19
Ace_Justice: shit
Battleship: Your ship is in that whitespace there
Battleship: Jammed against the wall
Heronius_Napalm: Heronius attempts to drop the speed as much as possible before impact
Battleship: Let me roll combat crew init
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+16
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+16: [19] = 35
Lothark_Understone: Oh fuck
Lothark_Understone: The ship is destroyed
Ace_Justice: God dammit
Battleship:  8#1d20+9 Crew
Fortuna: Battleship, Crew: [8] = 17; Crew: [12] = 21; Crew: [16] = 25; Crew: [6] = 15; Crew: [13] = 22; Crew: [15] = 24; Crew: [16] = 25; Crew: [9] = 18
Lothark_Understone: Since we didn't name it, I'm not that attached to it
Heronius_Napalm: you can list those yourself
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, we really should have seen this coming after that last time Thorn ended up being the pilot.
Heronius_Napalm: true enough
Battleship:  1d20+11 Commander
Fortuna: Battleship, Commander: [4] = 15
Battleship: Wait
Heronius_Napalm: Time for some murders.
Lothark_Understone: New rule. Only Lucas is allowed to fly
Battleship: That's not the commander
Battleship:  3#1d20+11 soldiers
Fortuna: Battleship, soldiers: [9] = 20; soldiers: [17] = 28; soldiers: [6] = 17
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Or at the very least, New rule:  Thorn doesn't pilot.
Battleship:  1d20+5 Commander
Fortuna: Battleship, Commander: [1] = 6
Battleship: The commander flies out of seat on the bridge
Battleship: And give me a moment to list allt hese
Lothark_Understone: Brigsby was killed on impact
cannons: So wait, you crashed your ship into the battleship?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Into the hangar of the battleship.
cannons: Oh.
cannons: OK then.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yeah, I'm not allowed to pilot anymore.
Lothark_Understone: The money we spent on that thing
Lothark_Understone: Gone
cannons: Did it blow up?
Heronius_Napalm: I tried to soften the blow
Heronius_Napalm: with my roll of 34
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm sure the it pales in comparison to what the elves paid to build this ship we're about to take.
Heronius_Napalm: err 35
Lothark_Understone: That;s probably the reason it isn't totally destroyed
Ary: Guess that meant it was time for an upgrade eh?
Lothark_Understone: let's see if we can get this one
Thorn_the_Gnoll: We don't have much choice at this point.
Lothark_Understone: Even though the last time we were on an elven ship we blew it up
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Which reminds me, do we have any way of telling the bandits to stop shooting at this thing since we're on it?
Battleship: Bah. I uploaded the wrong regions map
Battleship: They saw you fly into it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: They have good eyes.
Lothark_Understone: That and we hit the wall with a loud bang
Battleship: They were looking through the cannons
Ace_Justice: sound doesn't travel through space
Battleship: Behold the ugly regions of Delf
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think we're partially in atmosphere actually.
Ace_Justice: sure is ugly
Lothark_Understone: It's beauuuuuuutiful
Heronius_Napalm: Also, there is a magma beast nearby
cannons: That's the space bus. Not their ship
Ace_Justice: can those turrets on the south side turn 360 degrees?
Battleship: One way to find out
cannons: I'm guessing we're done with the cannons now?
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Battleship: Alright
Battleship: Place yourselves
Battleship: Brigsby climbs out of the wreckage
Battleship: Actually
Battleship: let me upload a picture of the boat
Heronius_Napalm: where is the reckage?
Ace_Justice: Battleship
Thorn_the_Gnoll: The big white area I think.
Battleship: ACtualyl screw it
Battleship: It's the big white area
Ace_Justice: can I use the smash to fly out of the ship and land on my feet?
Brigsby: Ok, that was weird, but I'm back
Battleship: Place yourselves around the big white space
Battleship: And then you can commandeer this ship.
Commander: "What in the Devil was that!"
Ace_Justice: ghosts
Brigsby: Are these squares or regions?
Ace_Justice: regions
Commander: Yeah
Commander: Regions
Brigsby: cool
Brigsby: done
Ace_Justice: ready to continue?
Commander: Sure
Ace_Justice: Alrighty then!
Ace_Justice: shift into Duelist's Assault stance
Commander: SOLDIERS ARE UP. GO SLIM
Ace_Justice: WHAT
Ace_Justice: IT WAS MY TURN
Ace_Justice: bah
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Crew 6's turn.
Lothark_Understone: Everyone should be the same color
Lothark_Understone: I say green
Ace_Justice: I am FURIOUS about this
Commander: Actually
Commander: Go ahead ACe
Ace_Justice: yay~
Ace_Justice: okay
Ace_Justice: so duelists's whatever
Ace_Justice: then
Ace_Justice: 1d20+15 vs ac on C5 
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, vs ac on C5 : [4] = 19
Ace_Justice: I CHARGE HIM
Ace_Justice: BAH
Heronius_Napalm: magma beast!
Commander: NEIN
Commander: Doesn't hit
Ace_Justice: Then, utilizing my extreme speed (action point)
Ace_Justice: I spin around and deliver another blow to him!
Ace_Justice: 1d20+13 vs ac
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, vs ac: [10] = 23
Engineer: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Engineer: You slice his head of
Ace_Justice: of
Engineer: You slice his head of elf
Engineer: off
Ace_Justice: wait he's dead?
Engineer: Yes
Ace_Justice: well in that cas
Lothark_Understone: Minions!
Ace_Justice: I change my stance to battlewrath
Engineer: C4 looks you
Engineer: "Crap"
Ace_Justice: then say GGRRRRRRR
Ace_Justice: well
Ace_Justice: grunt it
Ace_Justice: "GRRRRRRRr"
Ace_Justice: right in C4's direction
Engineer: "Grrrrrrrrrrunt?"
Ace_Justice: my eyes boring into him
Ace_Justice: *snarl*
Ace_Justice: end turn
Engineer: ARY
Ary: yup, yup..gonna move
Ary: thar we go, NEXT!
Heronius_Napalm: s3
Engineer: GO SLIM GO
Engineer: He's dead right now I think
Soldier: "Oh crap."
Soldier: He moves here and readies an attack
Soldier: Crew 7 is doing his job on the bridge
Soldier: As is Crew 8
Soldier: HERO
Heronius_Napalm: Bring it!
Heronius_Napalm: movement
Heronius_Napalm: Glib Tongue
Heronius_Napalm: Hypnotism
Heronius_Napalm: on S3
cannons: Sorry I just got back.
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+9+2 vs will
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, vs will: [17] = 28
Heronius_Napalm: haha
Heronius_Napalm: He smacks the dude next to him
Heronius_Napalm: with +4 on the attack
Heronius_Napalm: oi slim
Heronius_Napalm: you got the stats
Soldier: ...
Soldier: He smacks c4?
Heronius_Napalm: yup
Soldier:  1d20+17 v aC
Fortuna: Soldier, v aC: [7] = 24
Soldier: C4 dies horribly
Soldier: screaming
Heronius_Napalm: hahaha
cannons: Uhg sorry. Had to read the soldier stats
Heronius_Napalm: End, and because I gave the magma beast no orders it charges
Heronius_Napalm: S3
Commander: "Helmsmen. Sound the alarm. I'm going to deal with the intruders"
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+10 vs Ref
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, vs Ref: [19] = 29
Brigsby: Isn't it my turn?
Commander: OH right
Commander: Continue
Brigsby: After Hero, of course
Heronius_Napalm: 1d10+5
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d10+5: [8] = 13
Heronius_Napalm: fire damage
Heronius_Napalm: and he is slowed
Commander: That's you slim
Heronius_Napalm: also he cannot shift
Heronius_Napalm: and I am slowed
Heronius_Napalm: go.
Brigsby: Yay, me
Brigsby: Alright, I'm hoping all my stuff is up to date, but whatever
Brigsby: move action
Brigsby: Lightning strike on S3, I guess
Brigsby: 1d20+10 vs Reflex
Fortuna: Brigsby, vs Reflex: [19] = 29
Heronius_Napalm: oh and S3 has ongoing 5 fire damage
Ace_Justice: whoa
Commander: Hit
cannons: OW FUCK YOU!
Brigsby: 1d8+10 Lightning damage
Fortuna: Brigsby, Lightning damage: [1] = 11
Commander: Haw
soldier: Oh. Well that's not so bad.
Brigsby: and the closest enemy to him takes 4
Brigsby: I have a weird feeling that Plothook didn't save my changes when I leveled Brigs up, so I'm gonna take a look at that.
Brigsby: End turn
Commander: YOu hear a voice from the bridge
Commander: "Helmsmen. Sound the alarm. I'm going to deal with these intruders"
Commander: "Aye aye Cap'n"\
Lothark_Understone: Shit just got real
Commander: You hear klaxon
Commander: Commander moves
Brigsby: nope, I'm all to date
Commander: You also hear the a whooshing sound
Commander: Endn turn
Commander: You hear a*
Lothark_Understone: Me
Lothark_Understone: Move up a couple regions
Lothark_Understone: and use Shield of Faith
Lothark_Understone: EVERYONE gets a +2 to AC
Lothark_Understone: Allies I mean
Lothark_Understone: And then I'm gonna do a perception check on the other ship, because a little birdy told me to
Lothark_Understone: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, 1d20+7: [1] = 8
Lothark_Understone: I perceive very little
Ace_Justice: You think it's an icecream cone
Commander: Yes
Commander: It looks very tasty
Lothark_Understone: Still, the AC thing is cool
Lothark_Understone: Enjoy it, you cray kids
Lothark_Understone: end turn
Lothark_Understone: crazy kids
Ace_Justice: cray kids?
Ace_Justice: oh
Commander: It's a shame that's was a nat 1. It would've been fun to tell you what it is
Lothark_Understone: Then I'm gonn action point and do it again
Lothark_Understone: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, 1d20+7: [6] = 13
Commander: It looks suspiciously like your old bus
Ace_Justice: Son of a bitch
Lothark_Understone: Which my character has never seen before
Commander: It looks supiciously like a bus then
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So your character points out that awesome ice cream cone looking bus over there, upon which we all notice that it is our prior bus, for those of us who have seen it.
Commander: Yeah
Commander: And feel free to keep that action point. I just wanted to point that out
Lothark_Understone: I get the feeling that anything but a 1 would have been a success
Commander: Anyway. Slim is up
Commander: Soldier 2
soldier: Soldier 2 moves a bit and uses its shortbow on the magma creature
Heronius_Napalm: am I tracking all damage?
soldier:  1d20+13
Fortuna: soldier,  1d20+13: [1] = 14
Ace_Justice: wouldn't the arrow just dissapear when it touched the magma/
Ace_Justice: ?
soldier: Doesn't really matter
Commander: SHUT UP AND ACCEPT EVERYTHING CITIZEN JUSTICE
soldier: I think the soldier just shot himself in the foot
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I had been doing it when we were in space, then I sorta lapsed there.  Sorry.
Commander: Yeah I think so
Brigsby: What's the big M?
soldier: Or the knee
Heronius_Napalm: Magma Beast
Commander: Soldier 2's arrow flys down into his knee
Commander: Time to retire
Brigsby: okay
Ace_Justice: booooo
soldier: Perhaps he took his arrow to the knee?
soldier: Yeah, boo
Commander: "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took my arrow to the knee."
Commander: Crew 1, 2, and 3 move
Brigsby: boooooo
Brigsby: Commander takes 1d10 meme damage
Thorn_the_Gnoll takes note to keep that in mindi for when he eats Soldier 2 later, with a plan for shish ka bobs.
Commander: Crew 4 lies dead on the ground
Commander: UNOVANA
Commander: uOVANA*
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Uovana's turn.
Uovana: here
Uovana: time to move to where the action is
Uovana: and now to charge!!
Uovana: defend the line stance
Commander: Man. I really should've had someone with an area attack. All of you are in that one area
Uovana: charging S3
Commander: And?
Uovana: 1d20+12+1 vs ac
Fortuna: Uovana, vs ac: [3] = 16
soldier: Miss
Uovana: nuts
Lothark_Understone: Good game for Uovana tonight
Uovana: hoping no one noticed my utter miss, and ends turn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Verily.
Lothark_Understone: That is coming from Sir 1salot over here
Uovana: hahahaa
Commander: Soldier 1
Commander: Slim is doing stuff
Soldier_1: Moves and lets loose an arrow
Soldier_1: ON magma beast
Soldier_1:  1d20+13 v AC
Fortuna: Soldier_1, v AC: [11] = 24
Soldier_1:  1d8+7
Fortuna: Soldier_1,  1d8+7: [5] = 12
Heronius_Napalm: okay, it takes 12
Soldier_1: End turn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, stabbing time.
soldier: Sorry
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Tactical Trick to move closer.
Heronius_Napalm: also Magma Beast is bloodied
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ferocious Charge on S3
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+16 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. AC: [3] = 19
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Well crud.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Maybe.
Commander: Yeah that's a fail
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So yeah, crud.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Action Point, stab again.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+15
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d20+15: [11] = 26
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d6+2d8+8
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 1d6+2d8+8: [4, 5, 5] = 22
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 22 damage on S3.
Ace_Justice: ??
Commander: Yeah
Commander: Slim, you got that?
Commander: That's... probably a no
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Pie put it down over on the map page, should be fine.
Commander: He's dead anyway
Commander: S3 collapses
Commander: Crew 6
Commander: Does stuff on the bridge
soldier: Oh fuck me
Ace_Justice: okay
Commander: Ace
Ace_Justice: mmhhhmmm
soldier: Wait
Ace_Justice: I willl
Ace_Justice: ?
soldier: I don't see S3 on the map
Commander: he died
Brigsby: that's because he's dead
soldier: Also, Waffle stop being creepy
soldier: Oh. Well shit
Ace_Justice: I love being creepy
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also I'll end my turn now.
Ace_Justice: well I'm just double moving on my turn, so the next person can go
Ace_Justice: end turn
Commander: Ary!
Ary: moving down to the C's
Commander: Alright
Brigsby: don't murder the crew, we'll need them to run the ship when we take it over
Commander: You can tell they're pretty much scared to death right now
Ary: nvm then, move again, damn....call it good...
Heronius_Napalm: you can knock them out
Commander: Yeah
Ary: Let them cower, does their minds good for obeying the later orders
Ary: Terror is healthy for their like
Ace_Justice: maybe we should keep some of these crew members alive
Ace_Justice: so they can run our ship while we're adventuring
Commander: Crew 7 and 8 do stuff on the bridge
soldier: Also, Ace can't read
Commander: Hero
Ace_Justice: Ace is illiterate
Ace_Justice: he was a slave, not a lot of opportunities for learning how to read
Commander: Ace is a horrible lawyer
Ace_Justice: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Ary: Yup, yup :)
Heronius_Napalm: ?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: What's that?  We can't hear you over your lack of tongue.
Ary: I smell something crispy....
Commander: Hero
Heronius_Napalm: what?
Brigsby: your turn
Heronius_Napalm: okay
Heronius_Napalm: cool
Heronius_Napalm: movement
Heronius_Napalm: Charm of misplaced wrath
Heronius_Napalm: on commander
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+9+2 vs will
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, vs will: [13] = 24
Commander: Hit
Heronius_Napalm: he is dazed
Heronius_Napalm: slides 3
Heronius_Napalm: and attacks himself
Commander: He draws his sword and stabs himself in the gut
Heronius_Napalm: with CA
Commander:  1d20+13 v AC
Fortuna: Commander, v AC: [14] = 27
Commander: Hit
Heronius_Napalm: and +2 damage
Commander:  1d12+5 AND I MARK MYSELF
Fortuna: Commander, AND I MARK MYSELF: [10] = 15
Heronius_Napalm: acion point
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That's funny.
Heronius_Napalm: Magma beast attacks S1
Commander: Save ends on the daze?
Heronius_Napalm: EONT
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d20+10: [15] = 25
Heronius_Napalm: vs Reflex
Heronius_Napalm: on S1
Heronius_Napalm: 1d10+5
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d10+5: [9] = 14
Heronius_Napalm: he is slowed and ongoing 5 fire
Heronius_Napalm: save ends both
Commander: That's a hit
Heronius_Napalm: End.
Brigsby: my turn!
Brigsby: I'll move
Brigsby: Thunder Slam on S2
Brigsby: 1d20+11
Fortuna: Brigsby, 1d20+11: [11] = 22
Brigsby: that's vs Fort
Commander: Hi
Commander: Hit
Brigsby: 2d10+12 Thunder damage, and he's pushed 2 regions
Fortuna: Brigsby, Thunder damage, and he's pushed 2 regions: [6, 6] = 24
Commander: Oh snap
Brigsby: and that'll end my turn
Commander: COMMANDER
Commander: "Ugh"
Commander: "It's time I show you vermin your place."
Commander:  1d20+13 v AC
Fortuna: Commander, v AC: [1] = 14
Commander: Oh crap
Commander: The commander isn't doing to well
Heronius_Napalm: he is a bit dazed
Brigsby: badumtish
Commander: He stumbles in his attack
Commander: and falls prone
Thorn_the_Gnoll: ANd he has marked himself, so I don't know what his mark does to people doing attacks that don't include him, but it can't be helping him out.
soldier: "Commander! Are you drunk, sir?!"
Commander: The commander tosses a bottle at the soldier
Commander: "Shuuuuuud up."
Commander: *hic*
Commander: End turn
Lothark_Understone: Right
soldier: "Oh god it's my childhood all over again!"
Lothark_Understone: Healing Word on magma man
Lothark_Understone: Take 7 extra hitpoints
Lothark_Understone: 1d6
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, 1d6: [5] = 5
Heronius_Napalm: alright
Lothark_Understone: And another 5
Heronius_Napalm: that puts it over max
Lothark_Understone: Win
Lothark_Understone: And now
Lothark_Understone: Lance of Faith on S1
Lothark_Understone: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, 1d20+9: [16] = 25
soldier: Hit
Lothark_Understone: 1d8+6 damage
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, damage: [5] = 11
Lothark_Understone: And Uovana gains a +2 to her next attack on him
Lothark_Understone: because she needs the help
Lothark_Understone: End turn
Commander: Soldier 2
Brigsby: watch her roll a nat20 just because you said that
soldier: S2 moves up, aims its bow at the magma monster,
Lothark_Understone: It's Kord's will
soldier: "Die you abomination!" (Or something)
soldier:  1d20+13
Fortuna: soldier,  1d20+13: [10] = 23
Heronius_Napalm: hit
Commander: "Die you abomination or words to that effect"
soldier:  1d8+7
Fortuna: soldier,  1d8+7: [5] = 12
Heronius_Napalm: bloodied it again
soldier: "Taketh that, ye vile creature! Begone to whence ye cameth!"
Lothark_Understone: So I saved it
Heronius_Napalm: yes
Commander: Crew 1 2 and 3 curl up on the floor
Commander: and cry
Commander: Uovana
Ary: That makes me elated...
Uovana: moving
Uovana: Growls fiercely at S1 and swings my axe
Uovana: 1d20+16 vs ac
Fortuna: Uovana, vs ac: [5] = 21
Uovana: with power attack
soldier: Against?
Uovana: s1
Uovana: ac
Commander: Nope.
Uovana: sigh
soldier: Sorry
Uovana: i should have stayed in bed
Uovana: I need a hug
Brigsby: is that including that bonus?
Lothark_Understone: Was that with your +2?
Commander: You could roll diplomacy and ask one of the soldiers for a hug
Uovana: s1 cant shift without taking oa
Uovana: and yes that was with my +2
Lothark_Understone: Dagnabbit
Uovana: and my other +2 for ca
Lothark_Understone: I did all i could do
soldier: S1, then
Uovana: yeah, thanks for trying Lothark!!
Brigsby: Fortuna happens to everyone at least once
Commander: Fortuna usually happens multiple times
soldier: Who responds by charging at thorn
Commander: S1 takes 5 ongoing as well
Heronius_Napalm: yes
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So I am being charged then.
soldier:  1d20+13
Fortuna: soldier,  1d20+13: [6] = 19
Heronius_Napalm: S1 takes an OA
Commander: I'll be right back
Heronius_Napalm: twice
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Thorn easily steps aside.
Heronius_Napalm: also, is slowed
soldier: elven accuracy
soldier:  1d20+13
Fortuna: soldier,  1d20+13: [18] = 31
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Alright yeah that hits.
Heronius_Napalm: Magma beast and Uovana both get OAs
Uovana: woohoo
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+9vs Ref
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Do I get an OA?
soldier:  2d8+7
Fortuna: soldier,  2d8+7: [4, 1] = 12
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Probably not since he charged me actually, nevermind.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: That'd be silly.
Uovana: 1d20+16
Fortuna: Uovana, 1d20+16: [7] = 23
soldier: The charge attack does not provolk OA
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+9 vs Ref
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, vs Ref: [10] = 19
Heronius_Napalm: why not?
soldier: Donno
Commander: Back
Heronius_Napalm: what do you mean you don't know
soldier: But that's what the stat block says
Brigsby: the OA is because of her stance
Brigsby: not just movement
soldier: Wait
soldier: Wait we are talking about different things
soldier: Forget me
soldier: Carry on
Commander: Wait
Commander: You used spear charge right?
soldier: Yes
Commander: It doesn't provoke OA's
Heronius_Napalm: boooo
Brigsby: oooh well
soldier: Then I was right.
soldier: Ha.
soldier: You are banned for doubting me.
Commander:  1d20 shun
Fortuna: Commander, shun: [15] = 15
Brigsby: miss
Commander: You are not shunned
Heronius_Napalm: ha\
Heronius_Napalm: anyway
Commander: Who's next?
Brigsby: Thorn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So S1 charged me right?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So he should probably be next to me then.
Brigsby: correct
Heronius_Napalm: also, s1 has to make a saving throw
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yar thar.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: So saving throw or shall I just get to stabbing?
Commander:  1d20
Fortuna: Commander,  1d20: [18] = 18
Commander: Bam
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, on to stabbing now.
Commander: Go forward with the stabbing
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Escape Artists Trick, first shifting into position to Flank S1 with Aryanni.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And now I'll stab him with a backstab.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+18 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. AC: [11] = 29
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 2d6+2d8+8
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 2d6+2d8+8: [4, 2, 2, 8] = 24
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 24 damage on S1.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And then for the next part of Escape Artist's Trick I shift another 2 squares at the end of my turn, which it is, so now I'm back over by Lothark.
Heronius_Napalm: 43 damage on s1 total
Commander: So far?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Yup.
Commander: Carry on
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Next, crew 6, or Ace.
Commander: Ok, just to make things easier, are any of you planning on attacking the crew?
Commander: Or can I take them out of the init
Brigsby: I'm not, although I can't decide if Hero would rather kill them or enslave them
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He does love free labor.
Commander: Meh. I'll just take them out for now
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ace Justice's turn then.
Ace_Justice: allrighty thebn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ace_Justice's turn then.
Commander: Carry on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Commander: WHAT HAPPENED
Ace_Justice: 1d20+16 vs ac on C
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, vs ac on C: [19] = 35
Ace_Justice: BAM
Commander: Dang it firefox
Ace_Justice: CRITICAL
Ace_Justice: wait hold on
Commander: Do you have a high crit weapon?
Ace_Justice: nope, not high crit
Commander: Oh well
Brigsby: false alarm
Ace_Justice: Power strike
Heronius_Napalm: Enslaving is good when burning is off the table.
Ace_Justice: and axe of cold power
Ace_Justice: 1d12+12+4+1d12+12+4
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 1d12+12+4+1d12+12+4: [7, 10] = 49
Ace_Justice: 49 damage on C
Brigsby: what
Heronius_Napalm: mostly I am wondering how much I can sell this ship for.
Commander: Oh snap
Brigsby: Why sell the battleship?
Lothark_Understone: Explain that damage roll please
Ace_Justice: 1d12 is my regular damage roll, +4 from my stance, then another weapon roll from power strike
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, is my regular damage roll, +4 from my stance, then another weapon roll from power strike: [7] = 7
Brigsby: We can move our stuff over from the other ship and sell that for scrap
Ace_Justice: 1d12+12 is my regular roll I mean
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, is my regular roll I mean: [9] = 21
Brigsby: You don't get another 12+4 then
Ace_Justice: oh
Ace_Justice: hmmm
Ace_Justice: 7+12+4+10
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, 7+12+4+10: [] = 33
Brigsby: so 33 damage
Ace_Justice: 33 damage then
Ace_Justice: then,,,
Ace_Justice: then...
Heronius_Napalm: we can sell this giant piece of military hardware and buy something a bit more mobile
Lothark_Understone: It's a bad day for the commander
Ace_Justice: I'll shift 
Heronius_Napalm: and use the extra cash to get some serious weaponry
Brigsby: that's true
Ace_Justice: and end turn
Commander: It's a bad day for this entire battleship
Brigsby: but where are we going to sell a Battleship?
Ace_Justice: black market
Commander: They come here expecting to blast a crater in this prison moon
Brigsby: ...prison moon?
Commander: And get attacked by a band of... whatever you are
Heronius_Napalm: There are always black markets
Brigsby: I missed a lot apparently
soldier: Apparently
Ary: 1d20+12 to hit S1
Fortuna: Ary, to hit S1: [14] = 26
Lothark_Understone: But first we should go blow up that port that caught us
Heronius_Napalm: Alternatively, we ram this ship into the capitol.
Heronius_Napalm: then steal something
soldier: Ary hits
Ary: 1d10+6 fire damage
Fortuna: Ary, fire damage: [4] = 10
soldier: "BITCH THAT BURNS!"
soldier:  1d20 stop, drop, roll
Fortuna: soldier, stop, drop, roll: [13] = 13
Ary: "Oh you know it!"
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ram it into their capital and then steal an even bigger ship.
Brigsby: Can we not just use the battleship for a little while? Maybe glass that Junk planet and then fly to Eberron?
Ary: Damn, It don't work like that, now burn"
Lothark_Understone: And just keep going like that until we have the bigger ship
soldier: That... Strikes me as a slightly flawed plan.
Ary: End turn....
Ary cackles as the soldier burns! 
Brigsby: I bet someone in the Sharn black market would kill for an Elven Battleship
Commander: Hero!
Commander: Heronius_naplam
Heronius_Napalm: oo
Heronius_Napalm: my turn
Heronius_Napalm: is s1 dead yet?\
Heronius_Napalm: he has taken 53 damage
Commander: Nope
Brigsby: he was zoning out thinking about all the gold we'd get for a goddamn Elven Battleship
Lothark_Understone: finish him off
Heronius_Napalm: alright then, magic missile his face
Heronius_Napalm: 8 damage
Heronius_Napalm: 61 damage
Commander: Nope
Heronius_Napalm: Move the magma beast over to s2
soldier: "MY FACE ! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!"
Lothark_Understone: He's like Mustafa from Austin Powers
Heronius_Napalm: I mage hand his pants off.
Heronius_Napalm: and mock him.
soldier: "YOU SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE EYE!"
Heronius_Napalm: end
Commander: Brigsby
Brigsby: Okay
Brigsby: Is S1 bloodied?
Brigsby: I'm guessing he is
Commander: Yes
Brigsby: 1d20+10 Lighting Strike vs Reflex
Fortuna: Brigsby, Lighting Strike vs Reflex: [14] = 24
Commander: Yar
Brigsby: 1d8+10 Lightning
Fortuna: Brigsby, Lightning: [7] = 17
Brigsby: Commander takes 4 lightning
Brigsby: Move action
Brigsby: action point
Brigsby: Howling Tempest on the Commander
Commander: Oh crap
Brigsby: 1d20+11 vs Fort
Fortuna: Brigsby, vs Fort: [10] = 21
Commander: Nein
Brigsby: I thought so
Brigsby: Oh well, storm's still there
Brigsby: He takes 4 damage when he starts his turn
Brigsby: end my turn
Commander: COMMANDER
Commander: Takes 4
Commander: Shifts
Lothark_Understone: I thought he was prone
Commander: Oh right
Commander: Stands up then
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Is he still marked by himself?
Commander:  1d20+14 v AC on Ace
Fortuna: Commander, v AC on Ace: [13] = 27
Ace_Justice: hit
Commander:  1d12+9, marked and slowed. 
Commander:  1d12+9
Fortuna: Commander,  1d12+9: [4] = 13
Ace_Justice: done
Commander: And I gain a +1 attack and +4 while your slowed
Commander: Save ends on the slowed
Ace_Justice: okay
Commander: End turn
Lothark_Understone: Okay
Lothark_Understone: move up near to commander
Commander: Whisper "I love you" in his hear
Commander: and ear
Lothark_Understone: Into his hair
Lothark_Understone: No, actually I swing at him with a hammer
Lothark_Understone: Righteous Brand
Commander: He doesn't speak hammer sadly
Commander: He will never know your love
Lothark_Understone: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, 1d20+8: [6] = 14
Lothark_Understone: Action point!
Lothark_Understone: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, 1d20+8: [9] = 17
Lothark_Understone: Screw you action point
Lothark_Understone: Done nothing for me lately
Lothark_Understone: End turn
Brigsby: I can use a maneuver to exclude Lothark from the storm, right?
Commander: I think so
Lothark_Understone: Oh yeah, the storm
Brigsby: ok, cool
Lothark_Understone: It's only 4, I can handle it
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Course you can, so that he is in its eye, that was always a fun thing.
Brigsby: The eye isn't there unless I specify it when I first make the storm
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Ah, well.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: *shrug*
Commander: soldier 2
soldier: OK
soldier: He runs, (not a charge) and takes a swing at UOvana with his spear
soldier:  1d20+13
Fortuna: soldier,  1d20+13: [15] = 28
Heronius_Napalm: so he moved out of a square threatened by the magma beast?
soldier: Yes
soldier: Apparently.
soldier: Too close for comfort.
Uovana: not my night
soldier: Hit, I'm assuming?
Uovana: yes
soldier:  1d8+7
Fortuna: soldier,  1d8+7: [4] = 11
Uovana: my turn?
soldier: Yes
soldier: Sorry yes
Uovana: payback to S2!!!!
Uovana: Taking a mighty heaving swing with my axe
Uovana: 1d20+12
Fortuna: Uovana, 1d20+12: [18] = 30
Uovana: about time
Uovana: plus power attack
Uovana: sheild of bashing too whuile i am at it
Uovana: 2d12+6
Fortuna: Uovana, 2d12+6: [9, 12] = 27
Uovana: push him 1d4 squares
Uovana: 1d4
Fortuna: Uovana, 1d4: [1] = 1
Uovana: moving
Uovana: end
soldier: S1
soldier: Will ALSO attack Uovana
Uovana: oh and s2 is slowed
soldier:  1d20+13
Fortuna: soldier,  1d20+13: [3] = 16
Uovana: bring it
Uovana: complete epic miss
soldier: The spear glances off
Commander: Everyone gasps in shock
Uovana: i blocked the weak attack with my shield
soldier: Well then end
Heronius_Napalm: Thorn
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Grah.
soldier: Also oh crap. I remembered A thing. Too late now though.
Brigsby: Thorn, it's time to devour S1
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Tactical Trick to slide on in, and stabbing S1 again.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+15 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. AC: [16] = 31
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d6+2d8+8 damage.
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, damage.: [1, 6, 5] = 20
Commander: He dies
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Hurrah!
Commander: Thorn stuffs him in his mouth
soldier: THe soldier falls to his knees, clutching his gaping wounds as blood trickles from his mouth.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He's wearing armor though isn't he?  These are more of those canned elves.
Commander: I hate canned elves
Ary: Nicely packed to save for later eh?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: They tend to keep pretty well though.
Commander: They have no flavor at all
Thorn_the_Gnoll: And if you have the right seasonings they take very easily.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wash out the intestines a bit, use them for sausage casings and ground the rest up, should be fine.
Lothark_Understone: Gross
Commander: Now then
Commander: Whoever is next
Lothark_Understone: You're a gross man
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I'm a hungry gnoll.
Ary: Wakey Wakey Ace!
Ace_Justice: hmm?
Ace_Justice: oh
Ace_Justice: what's that blue circle over the commander?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Wakey wakey and smell the elven bacon.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Also a storm.
Ace_Justice: will it affect me?
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Most likely.
Commander: Wakey Wake, elves and bakey
Ace_Justice: by doing what
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Though possibly not.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I dunno, not my storm.
Ace_Justice: welp
Ace_Justice: I'll rush in then
Ace_Justice: 1d20+16 vs AC on the commander
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, vs AC on the commander: [6] = 22
Ace_Justice: shit
Ace_Justice: miss?
Ace_Justice: 1d12+12 damage just in case
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, damage just in case: [8] = 20
Commander: Nein
Ace_Justice: hmm
Ace_Justice: what about a roll of 24?
Ace_Justice: would 24 work?
Commander: Yes
Ace_Justice: I could switch stances and get the +2 bonus making it 24
Ace_Justice: okay then I'll switch stances
Ace_Justice: (I forgot to add the +4 to that damage roll anyways, so the roll can stay the same)
Ace_Justice: so 20 damage to the commander
Ace_Justice: and end turn
Commander: IMMEDIATE REACT
Ace_Justice: oh shit
Commander: Wait, taht's when someone else is bloodied
Commander: Carry on
Ace_Justice: next person then
Ary: 1d20+12 black flame bladeon s2
Fortuna: Ary, black flame bladeon s2: [15] = 27
Lothark_Understone: He's only just been bloodied?
Ary: 1d10+6 flame
Fortuna: Ary, flame: [7] = 13
Ary: done
Ary: night all, gtg...good luck with the commander!
Ary vanishes
Ary quit.
Commander: Ary climbs back into the crashed ship
Commander: and sleeps
Heronius_Napalm: alright then
Heronius_Napalm: Magma Beast Charges S2
Heronius_Napalm: 1d20+10 vs Ref
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, vs Ref: [7] = 17
Heronius_Napalm: 1d10+5
Fortuna: Heronius_Napalm, 1d10+5: [10] = 15
Commander: I dont' think slim is paying attention anymore
Heronius_Napalm: indeed
soldier: I am
soldier: Actually
soldier: Just poorly
Commander: ah
soldier: I'm packing at the same time
Commander: So brigs now
soldier: I won't be in this house for the rest of the week, so I'm 'getting my shit together' as it were
Heronius_Napalm: miss then?
Brigsby: is S2 dead now?
Heronius_Napalm: or hit?
Commander: Not yet
Brigsby: did Hero hit him?
Commander: That's not a hit
soldier: Misses, yes
soldier: So no
Commander: Finish S2 off with some high damage attack
Heronius_Napalm: done
Commander: and thene veryone kill the commander
Brigsby: hmm
Heronius_Napalm: fire a daily
Commander: He's only about 20 points away from death
Brigsby: I could do an encounter, but everyone adjacent would take damage
Heronius_Napalm: meh
Heronius_Napalm: no one was even hit anyway
Brigsby: wait, first, maneuver to make sure Ace doesn't get hurt by the Tempest
Brigsby: minor to sustain the storm
Brigsby: Serpentine Blast against S2
soldier: And don't break the ship
soldier: You will surely be sucked into space and die
Brigsby: 1d20+10 vs Reflex
Fortuna: Brigsby, vs Reflex: [4] = 14
Brigsby: balls
Brigsby: that was a daily
soldier: Bummer
Heronius_Napalm: it should have an efect on a miss then
Commander: Crap
Brigsby: It does not
Igfig: is it reliable?
Heronius_Napalm: half damage
Brigsby: oh wait, it does!
Brigsby: half damage
Brigsby: How did I not see that
Igfig: shrug
Brigsby: 3d10+10
Fortuna: Brigsby, 3d10+10: [4, 8, 4] = 26
Brigsby: 13 damage
Brigsby: Lightning damage, specifically
soldier: Ow
Brigsby: and that's all my actions
Commander: S2 is either dead or almost dead
Brigsby: Commander takes 4 damage for starting in the storm
Commander: Hmmm
Commander:  1d6
Fortuna: Commander,  1d6: [3] = 3
Commander: Nope
Commander:  2#1d20+12 v AC Ace and loth
Fortuna: Commander, v AC Ace and loth: [6] = 18; v AC Ace and loth: [11] = 23
Commander: Hit's loth
Ace_Justice: miss
Commander:  2d6+5
Fortuna: Commander,  2d6+5: [5, 5] = 15
Commander: Ha
Lothark_Understone: Lame
Commander: End turn
Commander: I think one more hit should kill S2
Lothark_Understone: Healing Strike on commander
soldier: Healing?
Ace_Justice: it heals an ally
Brigsby: Lothark takes 4 damage too
Ace_Justice: or you
Lothark_Understone: Heals me
soldier: Ah.
Lothark_Understone: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, 1d20+8: [14] = 22
Heronius_Napalm: vs?
Lothark_Understone: AC
Ace_Justice: ac
Lothark_Understone: The tension is killing me
Commander: Nope
Lothark_Understone: Balls and dicks
Lothark_Understone: And I run away
Lothark_Understone: And give myself a healing word
Lothark_Understone: 1d6
Fortuna: Lothark_Understone, 1d6: [6] = 6
Lothark_Understone: And that puts me back at maximum
Lothark_Understone: End turn
soldier: S2 is pissed and bleeding
soldier: It yells and attacks Uovana with its spear
soldier:  1d20+13
Fortuna: soldier,  1d20+13: [20] = 33
soldier: Oh shit
Thorn_the_Gnoll: He really was pissed.
soldier: Remind me to yell more
soldier: That's...
soldier:  8 + 7
Fortuna: soldier,  8 + 7: [] = 15
soldier: He plunges his spear angrily into Uovanas gut
soldier: For 15 damage
Uovana: NOT MY GUT!? i NEED THAT TO LIVE.
soldier: IT'LL KNIT! IT'LL KNIT!
Heronius_Napalm: anyway
soldier: Yeah end
soldier: (I always forget that part)
Uovana: ok - time to take s2 down! Swinging the axe again.
Commander: Please do
Commander: He's almost dead
Uovana: 1d20+14
Fortuna: Uovana, 1d20+14: [9] = 23
Uovana: power striked and 2d12
Uovana: 2d12+6
Fortuna: Uovana, 2d12+6: [12, 1] = 19
Commander: Dead
Commander: You lop his head off
Uovana: i can reroll the one
Thorn_the_Gnoll: I think the 1 will be fine.
Brigsby: he's dead anyway
Uovana: yeah - idid something useful
Uovana: time for me to slink off on a good note and take a nap under some shipstuff.
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Right, how is that storm doing?  Oh I'll probably be fine.  Time to go stab the commander.
Commander: Stabby stab the stabbing staber
Uovana quit.
Heronius_Napalm: Thorn is up
Thorn_the_Gnoll: Tactical Trick on over, and one order of Backstab with extra stab on the side coming up.
soldier: Alright guys
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 1d20+18 vs. AC
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, vs. AC: [17] = 35
soldier: I gotta turn in
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 2d6+2d8+8
Fortuna: Thorn_the_Gnoll, 2d6+2d8+8: [5, 3, 6, 7] = 29
Thorn_the_Gnoll: 29 more damage on the commander.
Lothark_Understone: He explodes?
soldier: (not that I was doing much)
Commander: Not yet
Commander: Almost
Ace_Justice: 1d20 explosion
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, explosion: [16] = 16
Commander: Ace explodes
Ace_Justice: shit
Ace_Justice: do I look at it?
Commander: Roll a save
Ace_Justice: 1d20 to not look at the explosion
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, to not look at the explosion: [6] = 6
Ace_Justice: shit
Commander: You look at yourself as you explode
Commander: Oh well
Ace_Justice: *sunglasses*
Igfig: Okay, just say you kill the commander and that's the end of it
Igfig: because I have to go to sleep
Commander: Perfect
Igfig: as well
Commander: The commander explodes
Ace_Justice: 1d20 to not look at the explosion
Fortuna: Ace_Justice, to not look at the explosion: [3] = 3
Ace_Justice: DAMMIT
explosion: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Heronius_Napalm: Fireball
Heronius_Napalm: boom
Heronius_Napalm: yay!
Heronius_Napalm: good night
Lothark_Understone: Oh god it's in my hair
Heronius_Napalm: give me mad loots later.
Igfig: Good night folks
Lothark_Understone: This is never getting out
explosion: Alright
explosion: Welp
Lothark_Understone: My hair just looks like this now
Igfig left #pwot_dnd.
explosion: We'll end there I suppose