Lucas_Strongbow: Some Army of the Dead deal here
Black_Dynamite: ARC OF THE FLAS- Wait, I dont' have that yet
Lucas_Strongbow: They help us defeat elves
Black_Dynamite: I forgot
Lucas_Strongbow: we grant them peace
Igfig: Attack roll, Barvo?
Black_Dynamite: "Can I get your Autograph?"
Barvo: 1d20+13
Fortuna: Barvo, 1d20+13: [2] = 15
Barvo: +1
Igfig: He nimbly dodges aside, revealing a massive ghostly keg behind him
Igfig: "Sure," one replies to BD. "But first, let's fucking PARTY!"
Igfig: And I'm afraid that's where we have to end for the night
Barvo: Booze explodes everywhere under Barvos axe
Black_Dynamite: "Oh man. I love parties."
Lucas_Strongbow: Louie Louie starts playing
Igfig: "Good thing we brought extras of those"
shippy: Party time aw yeah
shippy: Party party rock on
Black_Dynamite: PARTY HARD
Igfig: And then, everybody parties hard.
Lucas_Strongbow: ANDREW WK
Barvo: Party!!
Black_Dynamite: 1d20+9 to see if Andrew WK is in this ghostly hoarde
Fortuna: Black_Dynamite, to see if Andrew WK is in this ghostly hoarde: [3] = 12
Igfig: Andrew WK doesn't exist in this universe
Black_Dynamite: YOU SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH
Black_Dynamite: HE EXISTS IN EVERY UNIVERSE
Lucas_Strongbow: 1d20+1000 to ANDREW WK
Fortuna: Lucas_Strongbow, to ANDREW WK: [8] = 1008
Lucas_Strongbow: There we go
Igfig: but the equivalent is one "Andor Wuk", a figure of orcish legend
Igfig: and yes, he's here
Black_Dynamite: Awesome
Lucas_Strongbow: That's my idea for a twilight zone
Lucas_Strongbow: A hellish world where Andrew WK does not rule
Igfig: Anyway, g'night all! Come back next week for the thrilling conclusion to these endless tests!
Barvo: night
Black_Dynamite: K
Igfig quit.
Black_Dynamite: Crap
Black_Dynamite: Oh wait
Black_Dynamite: Thorn is Alek
Black_Dynamite: I forgot
Igfig joined #pwot_dnd.
Lucas_Strongbow: And Ig's back
Thorn: What now?
Lucas_Strongbow: Resume party
Igfig: whoops
Black_Dynamite: HIDE THE PARTY
Igfig: wrong button
Igfig: bye again
Black_Dynamite: 1d20 no party here
Fortuna: Black_Dynamite, no party here: [12] = 12
Igfig quit.