01:06:19: Hmmm 01:06:24: Where did I put fortuna 01:06:39: umm 01:06:51: I could send you her again I guess 01:07:05: huh, my name is too long 01:07:09: Yes. This time she will be put somewhere I'll actually look 01:10:01: test 01:10:05: good, just fits 01:10:29: Hurrah. 01:10:40: I should probably fix mine then. 01:11:06: ? 01:11:09: Nope. 01:11:23: that's why degdeg 01:11:23: Ta da. 01:11:28: how about Frank_The_Pixie 01:11:35: Well I don't think I can use Frank. 01:11:38: Hi Fortuna! 01:11:39: Good evening. 01:11:52: Oh, guess apparently no one claimed the name Frank, so I can just go with Frank. 01:12:04: Before we start, let's post our character sheets for posterity's sake 01:12:10: and also each other's convenience 01:12:14: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=13196 01:12:15: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=377799 01:12:31: (since everything is now being logged) 01:13:21: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=13192 01:13:56: Alright 01:13:59: *AHEM* 01:15:41: We begin our adventure in the Desert town of Ashkova. You've returned from your quest to retrieve the lost rubies of King Ulta Jor, and after a quick stop for a beach party in an underground well (Which DegDeg was not a part of because he was drunk and passed out), you've arrived. 01:15:55: Your first stop, of course, is the tavern for a much needed pint of ale. 01:16:40: (This is the part where you take over) 01:16:44: Wine. Your filthy non-elven drinks might as well be dishwater 01:16:59: The bar keep nods as you walk in 01:17:00: one sec 01:17:05: adjusting windows 01:17:13: what am I saying, elves wouldn't even wash our dishes in that /she-uth/ 01:17:26: uh how do you do italics 01:17:30: _italics?_ 01:17:35: *italics?* 01:17:37: hmm 01:17:41: I don't think you can in mibbit 01:17:47: But colors! 01:17:56: I could have sworn that use to be possible 01:18:03: I dunno. 01:18:07: I don't remember. 01:18:30: A man stands up on a table and shouts 01:18:48: I'm gonna pass though, after what happened with drinking with Deg earlier, I'm gonna hold off for a bit on any of that stuff. 01:18:54: "A PINT OF ALE FOR ALL MY FRIENDS ON ME. IN CELEBRATION OF THE UDON'S VICTORY OF THAT ONE NAMELESS GUY" 01:18:59: The tavern cheers 01:19:05: arr I hope this place as better wine than the last place we were in 01:19:09: it was like water i swear 01:19:12: You are apparently getting a free pint of ale 01:19:29: AYY 01:19:34: Didn't we see that? I thought the Udon lost horribly after a long and boring battle. 01:19:37: I take a nice swig 01:19:54: I stopped paying attention after the first round. 01:20:00: Raven_Moonshadow passes her pint to the dwarf with a frown 01:20:19: A waitress comes over to you 01:20:19: Frank also passed pint to Dwarf, lacking the frown. 01:20:27: "Gettcha anything luv?" 01:20:36: Wine. The best you have. 01:20:57: Degdeg is in tears from the kindness of his party members 01:21:09: "Got any fried potatoes?" 01:21:09: "Don surve Waine here luv." 01:21:12: and downs all three mugs in several swift gulps 01:21:34: "That's fer them rech fulks up nerth" 01:21:55: "what the fuck am I drinking then if not 3 pints of wine" 01:21:59: Then a glass of your finest urine. It can't be worse than what they're drinking. 01:22:14: "We have regulr potaters" 01:22:23: "Of curse luv." 01:22:25: I will have water. 01:22:31: I nudge the other two 01:22:39: "Urine er water luv?" 01:22:42: "Do you do anything fun with the potaters?" 01:22:43: I dont want this whole "between jobs" thing to last too long 01:22:52: waddaya say we ask the barkeep if they have any work need's done 01:22:56: monsters need's killin you know 01:23:15: We still have to hand in the stuff from the last job yet, best wait till after that I'd think. 01:23:25: (By the way. Passive perception guys?) 01:23:27: Maybe get the job, hand it in, move on 01:23:37: 13 01:23:38: PP 17 01:23:48: you had the links up there I think it'd been better if you'd looked without telling us 01:23:49: 12 01:23:50: (Frank?) 01:23:52: Ah 01:24:00: I did but I couldn't find franks 01:24:02: Carry on 01:24:05: oh alright 01:24:10: so anyways get he job hand in our other one 01:24:13: Oh right, cause mine is mythweavers instead of plothook. 01:24:13: then get right to it me thinks 01:24:25: a shield dwarf needs honor through BATTLE AFTER ALL 01:24:28: I clank my mug down 01:24:38: My perception and stuff are in the quick look up section just beneath my stats. 01:24:44: Another waitress comes up 01:24:46: And my blades long to taste blood once again. 01:24:48: Right above my skills. 01:24:52: I mean my crossbow. 01:24:55: "'Nother pint?" 01:24:57: ig what allignment is raven 01:25:03: U 01:25:15: "I'd love one but I don't think i should get too drunk tonight, always with the works to be done" 01:25:20: She is above such petty concerns as alignment 01:25:28: The waitress walks off 01:25:57: Somewhere in the tavern, which is quite large and crowded, you hear a drinking song begin 01:26:06: Ooooooooooooh. 01:26:18: Raven_Moonshadow sighs 01:26:23: Degdeg waves his hang uncaringly "if it aint dwarven it aint worth my time" 01:26:52: What say you we meander our way out of this trashy bar 01:27:10: Just how hung is Degdeg if he can visibly wave it? 01:27:23: Raven_Moonshadow is suddenly more interested in the dwarf 01:27:29: oh god 01:27:31: I meant hand 01:27:39: Teehee. 01:27:41: no, no you didn't 01:27:46: A pretty dwarf gal spots Degdeg from the bar 01:27:49: I hate everything 01:27:50: Just waving it around uncaringly even. 01:27:51: She winks at him 01:28:00: degdeg slams his face into the table 01:28:10: The table cracks and snaps in half 01:28:13: I agree, we should find somewhere else to be 01:28:19: "AND QUICKLY" 01:28:20: "That's weird, it took more pints to make him do that last time." 01:28:27: The bar screams in delight 01:28:29: where we can be... alone 01:28:31: degdeg gets up and sneaks away from the bar screams 01:28:47: I meant keep 01:28:53: so they wouldnt see i just snapped a table in half 01:29:10: On the count of three 01:29:12: One 01:29:16: two 01:29:21: Three! 01:29:27: we all sprint outside I suppose 01:29:31: Two 01:29:31: Three 01:29:36: Raven_Moonshadow casts Cloud of Darkness 01:29:41: of frank flies gracefully 01:29:44: I flit out an open window. 01:29:51: degdeg tries to go out the same window 01:30:24: and whispers away into the darkness 01:30:24: 1d20+16 stealth 01:30:28: what time is it outside 01:30:34: Uh, Fortuna? 01:30:35: err I mena in general 01:30:37: can we tell what time it is 01:30:41: dammit fortuna 01:30:42: I said 1d20+16 01:30:44: I love you fortuna 01:30:46: hmm 01:30:49: she isnt even responding to that 01:30:53: Fortuna, hello 01:30:57: I think she crashed 01:31:01: Oh dear. 01:31:15: aw 01:31:39: There should be a window open with her logs, including any error messages I think 01:31:43: well, not right now 01:31:47: but while she's recording 01:31:55: I think delf crashed too 01:32:35: Yeah, he hasn't said anything since the "The bar screams in delight." bit. 01:32:43: oh 01:32:45: yeah 01:32:47: here he comes back 01:32:50: just logged back into skype 01:39:53: OK 01:39:59: do you need logs 01:40:01: for what we did 01:40:06: We last left off with degdeg smashing his face into the table 01:40:07: no 01:40:16: no we all ran out 01:40:23: to escape a potentially angry bar keep 01:40:25: Nope. That was after I crashed 01:40:29: sighs ok 01:40:33: We are resuming at that point 01:40:36: SO 01:40:41: wait 01:40:43: ig is getting dessert 01:40:48: The entire bar begins to follow suit 01:40:54: Smashing their heads into the table 01:40:58: what 01:41:00: oh my god 01:41:32: well either way 01:41:36: I suppose we all do the same thing 01:41:39: escaping the tavern 01:42:18: (Hold on. Let's wait for Ig and Frank) 01:42:18: Back 01:42:23: frank flutters out a window, raven explodes into a cloud of darkness 01:42:26: Ah excellent 01:42:35: and degdeg just sort of charges out the door 01:42:36: 1d20+16 stealth 01:42:37: Igfig, stealth: [13] = 29 01:42:53: The cloud of darkness is big enough to cover the whole table 01:43:08: Igfig navigates through the crowd effortlessly and silently 01:43:21: where did frank hop off to 01:43:32: oh man you know what 01:43:34: ben is watching the super bowl 01:43:36: I just realized 01:43:40: Ahahahaha 01:43:43: same with erik 01:43:48: He is missing out on Superb Owl 01:43:58: and dnd 01:43:58: so anyways 01:44:01: Oh well 01:44:05: Degdeg, how are you leaving 01:44:10: can I roll athletics to charge through the crowd and slam people aside 01:44:17: Sure 01:44:25: You could, but it wouldn't be particularly stealthy. 01:44:27: 1d20+9 01:44:28: Degdeg, 1d20+9: [14] = 23 01:44:31: You do so! 01:44:36: excellent 01:44:38: I send frank flying 01:44:43: Frank already left 01:44:50: Yar, I went through that window. 01:44:50: aw dang 01:44:52: okay 01:44:59: so we all escaped outside, some less elegantly than others 01:45:11: How high is the moon in the sky 01:45:43: delf 01:45:44: delf 01:45:49: People pause briefly to look at the pixie charging through the crowd, and then continue on their way 01:45:49: People pause briefly to look at the pixie charging through the crowd, and then continue on their way 01:46:01: It's about 10PM by your estimation 01:46:02: It's about 10PM by your estimation 01:46:07: You mean the dwarf? 01:46:08: You mean the dwarf? 01:46:16: Oh right the dwarf 01:46:17: Oh right the dwarf 01:46:17: I suppose I didn't sneak. 01:46:17: I suppose I didn't sneak. 01:46:21: frank would probably get stepped on 01:46:21: frank would probably get stepped on 01:46:58: do we have an inn? 01:46:58: do we have an inn? 01:47:11: Degdeg, a man suddenly bumps into you and walks off 01:47:11: So we all get outside? 01:47:11: So we all get outside? 01:47:12: and also where do we need to hand in our quest for reward 01:47:12: Degdeg, a man suddenly bumps into you and walks off 01:47:13: and also where do we need to hand in our quest for reward 01:47:18: Yes you are all outside now 01:47:18: Yes you are all outside now 01:47:22: "oy look where yer goin!" 01:47:22: "oy look where yer goin!" 01:47:27: I quickly check for my wallet 01:47:27: I quickly check for my wallet 01:47:34: force of habit fromliving in the dwarven mines 01:47:34: force of habit fromliving in the dwarven mines 01:47:36: Your wallet is there, but your bake of rubies is missing 01:47:36: Your wallet is there, but your bake of rubies is missing 01:47:43: ya' bastard! 01:47:43: ya' bastard! 01:47:46: I chase after him 01:47:46: I chase after him 01:47:55: The strange man, who is wearing a white robe smiles and takes off running 01:47:56: The strange man, who is wearing a white robe smiles and takes off running 01:48:01: I chase 01:48:01: I chase 01:48:04: 1d20+9 athletics 01:48:04: 1d20+9 athletics 01:48:04: Degdeg, athletics: [19] = 28 01:48:05: Degdeg, athletics: [19] = 28 01:48:09: oooOHOHHHH YAAAAA 01:48:09: oooOHOHHHH YAAAAA 01:48:09: I was unable to say this inside, but I believe that man was watching us inside. 01:48:10: I was unable to say this inside, but I believe that man was watching us inside. 01:48:22: Raven_Moonshadowz takes to the rooftops 01:48:34: I'll also charge after him flying. 01:48:34: You quickly catch up to the man 01:48:34: 1d20+12 Acrobatics 01:48:35: Raven_Moonshadowz, Acrobatics: [2] = 14 01:48:41: I tackle him to the ground 01:48:54: Raven, you fall on your back attempting to climb up assassins creed style 01:49:06: I guess I'll fly on the rooftops then. 01:49:14: You tackle the man to the ground 01:49:15: Raven_Moonshadow swirls her cloak about herself so nobody sees her fall 01:49:24: However you are astounded to find nothing but an empty white robe 01:49:32: and then walks over to Degdeg 01:49:37: "WHERED YA GO" 01:49:53: 1d20+2 perception to try and spot him from the rooftop. 01:49:54: Frank, perception to try and spot him from the rooftop.: [8] = 10 01:49:55: I wave my arms furiously 01:49:56: Hmm, interesting. 01:50:08: is there anyone nearby? 01:50:11: Frank, a man in black has suddenly appeared on the roof across from you 01:50:11: I probably didn't spot anything. 01:50:13: casual passerbys? 01:50:16: Oh hey. 01:50:19: He is holding a small bag 01:50:23: frank get 'em! 01:50:23: and smiling 01:50:39: I charge across to tackle him then. 01:50:49: you're a pixie I cant imagine you'll get far 01:50:58: Depends on how wide the street is. 01:51:10: It's the main strett 01:51:16: Plus I get a bonus to my charge attacks. 01:51:17: Well, main market street 01:51:22: Roll it Frank 01:51:28: Athletics? 01:51:29: you also get -4 from being a pixie dont you? 01:51:31: Yeah 01:51:39: 1d20+4 01:51:39: Frank, 1d20+4: [14] = 18 01:51:50: The man easily dodges your attack 01:51:53: Why would I get a -4 from well, for actually tackling the guy yeah cause I'm smaller. 01:52:01: He smirks 01:52:03: yeah 01:52:05: and takes off across the roofs 01:52:05: where's raven 01:52:12: could she do a tackle 01:52:12: or no 01:52:18: Looking for an easier way up onto the roofs 01:52:20: She's down by you. 01:52:24: You can still easily see him in the moonlight 01:52:31: well I'm a fat dwarf I can't climb well 01:52:32: or maybe I could 01:52:35: is that athletics? 01:52:40: Acrobatics 01:52:44: I'll chase after him then, I can fly fast enough that I should be able to keep up. 01:53:00: HAH 01:53:03: AHAHAHAA 01:53:12: DEGDEG FLEXES 01:53:13: AND WITH ONE ARM 01:53:19: THROWS HIMSELF UP ONTO THE ROOF 01:53:28: He lands in a cool pose 01:53:28: And drawing my bolas 01:53:34: He just rolled a natural 20, for Igfig's information. 01:53:46: can I turn that throw into a way to sort of jump myself closer to make it easier to catch the guy 01:53:51: ooh 01:53:58: He is one building ahead of you degdeg 01:54:07: I ma ynot be a good climber 01:54:11: but deg deg is a warrior 01:54:19: Passerbys are remarking about dwarf tossing 01:54:19: and has a harty build and swift feet 01:54:26: Degdeg, chase 'em down: [13] = 22 01:54:26: 1d20+9 chase 'em down 01:54:34: For straight up horizantal jumping like that athletics is the thing anyways, yar. 01:54:35: You keep pase with the man across the rooftops 01:54:42: "ya dont have a cloak to slip into this time!" 01:54:44: With a bonus from a running start, yar. 01:54:55: As you near the main gate, he jumps down into the street and turns towards the main gate 01:55:01: Hey Erik is on 01:55:03: 1d20+9 Athletics to keep up on the ground 01:55:03: Igfig, Athletics to keep up on the ground: [1] = 10 01:55:10: oh god ig 01:55:12: this isnt your day 01:55:21: Igfig just can't keep herself from strolling haughtily 01:55:27: running is so undignified 01:55:45: Raven drops to the ground and does the worm 01:55:45: I feel like raven is the kind of girl to try to make her fuck ups look like they were on purpose 01:55:53: in a futile attempt to catch up 01:55:56: Definitely 01:56:08: 1d20+2 to catch up myself. 01:56:08: Frank, to catch up myself.: [16] = 18 01:56:17: Frank, you keep pace with the man 01:56:21: so I saw him escape the main gate? 01:56:25: He's on the ground now and headed toward the main gate 01:56:29: You are right behind him Degdeg 01:56:30: hmmmm 01:56:33: is he in sight of raven 01:56:35: You're just on the roof 01:56:42: No. Raven is doing the worm right now 01:56:49: hmm 01:56:49: dammit 01:56:54: can I jump off the roof 01:56:56: and land on his back 01:57:00: You can try 01:57:02: a flat horizontal running start jump 01:57:13: frank said thats athletics hopefully 01:57:29: is this true 01:57:39: Well, it'd probably be athletics for distance here, and then acrobatics to actually aim right at the guy. 01:57:45: Acrobatics 01:57:46: hmmm 01:57:48: Sadly. 01:57:50: man 01:57:55: 1d20 plz degdeg dont fuck this up 01:57:55: Degdeg, plz degdeg dont fuck this up: [14] = 14 01:57:57: ehhh 01:58:00: Or just a single acrobatics roll cause otherwise too many rolls. 01:58:05: You land behind him in a roll 01:58:11: im above him so do I get some kind of height advantage 01:58:15: and take off after him 01:58:23: No. You are still behind him 01:58:24: how close am I? 01:58:29: close enough to swing an axe his way? 01:58:32: about 10-15 feet behind 01:58:38: no then 01:58:48: is there anyone ahead of him? 01:58:53: guards or something? 01:59:03: There's a couple guards at the gate of course 01:59:08: And a bunch of camels 01:59:13: "STOP THAT MAN HE'S A PICK POCKET" 01:59:21: I shout their way 01:59:23: Link me your sheet Erik 01:59:30: And change name to in character 01:59:32: i guess i call him a thief instead though 01:59:40: cause its easier and degdeg doesnt mince words 01:59:44: The guards don't react 01:59:52: goD DAMMIT 01:59:56: They're not really paying attention 01:59:56: did they not hear me? 02:00:00: fuck 02:00:04: Will do. Let me find the link. 02:00:09: I keep shouting to stop the thief as we get closer 02:00:10: THE MAN IS ALMOST AT THE GATES 02:00:17: I THROW MY FUCKING AXE AT HIM 02:00:22: He hops onto a camel and takes off 02:00:41: 1d20+2 dex 02:00:42: Degdeg, dex: [4] = 6 02:00:45: aw 02:00:59: An axe would be a heavy thrown weapon! 02:01:02: Use strength. 02:01:05: Your axes buries itself in a camel 02:01:08: CORRECT 02:01:14: 1d20+6 tren 02:01:17: strength* 02:01:23: dammit fortune work 02:01:35: 1d20+6 strength 02:01:39: :\\\ 02:01:40: Degdeg, tren: [20] = 26 02:01:43: ROLL IT DEGDEG ROLL IT 02:01:44: OH 02:01:57: Degdeg, strength: [6] = 12 02:01:57: Oh no 02:01:58: I sure rolled it alright 02:02:01: So am I anywhere close 02:02:03: FORTUUUUUUUUUUUNA 02:02:10: or am I still breakdancing in the street 02:02:18: No, you have stopped breakdancing 02:02:19: I assume raven just can't resist getting funky 02:02:21: aah 02:02:22: anyways 02:02:26: You can see Degdeg throw an axe 02:02:34: thats a 20 02:02:36: Which plants itself right in the middle of the strangers back 02:02:41: woo!! 02:02:45: Or would have 02:02:48: degdeg has accomplished a lot 02:02:51: aw fuck no 02:02:58: Had he not suddenly turned into a cloud of shadow 02:03:04: fucking 02:03:07: wait 02:03:12: that mean that the axe hit the camel in the head 02:03:16: so I kileld TWO camels 02:03:16: Darn magical rogues. 02:03:31: No. You killed one camel 02:03:34: The other one didn't count 02:03:37: Okay, well I guess I start moving at a brisk pace to try and catch up 02:03:41: ok 02:03:48: degdeg retrieves his axe 02:03:53: then flops his ass onto the ground panting 02:03:56: at a speed a lesser mortal might call "running" 02:04:00: "dwarves aint meant for fancy acrobatics" 02:04:02: 1d20+9 athletics 02:04:02: Igfig, athletics: [15] = 24 02:04:12: You catch up to Degdeg 02:04:21: Who is sitting next to a dead camel 02:04:25: with an axe in it's head 02:04:31: WAtching a shadow cloud move out the gate 02:05:29: The shadow resumes it's previous forms 02:05:35: and smiles at you 02:05:41: so like 02:05:43: A shadow cloud? Not on my watch. 02:05:43: How far away is it? 02:05:45: Smirks rather 02:05:46: Do none of the guards care that that guy just turned into a cloud of shadow? 02:05:52: does anyone have an arcana to check what this thing is 02:05:55: About 25 yards 02:06:06: The guards are asleep 02:06:08: Uh 02:06:15: 3*25/5 02:06:15: Igfig, 3*25/5: [] = 15 02:06:19: 15 squares, ok 02:06:23: what was that 02:06:27: math 02:06:36: Ew 02:06:37: oh I didn't realize fortuna did that 02:06:38: okay 02:06:39: Igfig is a nerd 02:06:53: is 15 squares out of range for you 02:07:01: Not for my crossbow I think 02:07:06: it is long range though 02:07:08: The man grabs another camel and hops on 02:07:11: I don't know if trhat will do much 02:07:14: KILL HIS CAMEL 02:07:21: we will keep killing camels until he has nowhere to go 02:07:27: There are 4 other camels next to you 02:07:28: He has to run out of camels or transforming into clouds eventually. 02:07:31: 1d20+12-2 vs AC 02:07:31: Igfig, vs AC: [18] = 28 02:07:32: All of which are alive 02:07:37: BOOM 02:07:42: arrow through the camel's skull 02:07:46: fuck camels 02:08:10: What were you aiming for? 02:08:20: What did camels ever do to you? 02:08:26: Ig? 02:08:40: We seem to be having a fair share of technical difficulties tonight. 02:09:30: Igfig? 02:09:54: My connection keeps screwing up, yeah 02:09:59: What were you aiming for 02:10:02: The cloud 02:10:26: 1d8+1d8+2d10+7 damage 02:10:51: He is no longer a cloud, but a person 02:10:55: oh wait, he's too far away for assassin's strike 02:11:01: Igfig, damage: [6, 2, 5, 9] = 29 02:11:06: 1d8+1d8+7 damage 02:11:09: fortuna's laggin' 02:11:16: Aye 02:11:58: Well, if you take away the 5 and the 9 which I presume are from the 2 d 10s, you got 15 damage there. 02:12:12: sure then 02:12:25: okay so 15 damage 02:12:29: that's still good 02:13:32: yes. 02:13:39: where did delf hop off to 02:13:56: Maybe he blue screened again. 02:14:02: I think so 02:14:03: It clinks off his armor 02:14:03: Load the messages mibbit 02:14:03: Youa re doing it for fortuna 02:14:03: Load them for me 02:14:10: Or not. 02:14:20: 28 was a miss? Huh. 02:14:22: he has more than 28 AC? 02:14:27: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=13211 02:14:32: Also I thought he was just wearing robes 02:14:42: no the robe was what he left behind when I tackled him 02:14:45: like a travelers robe 02:14:48: wearing over his armor 02:14:48: oh right 02:14:50: Maybe he is wearing plot armor. 02:15:12: So we're chasing a naked cloudman on a camel. 02:15:25: degdeg stands up having rested with his trusty axe 02:15:25: Or rather, on a succession of camels, which we keep murdering. 02:15:26: Yes, 28 is a miss, no he is not wearing plot armor 02:15:41: Okey dokey. 02:15:51: okay 02:15:51: degdeg frustratingly kills another camel 02:16:07: I'm assuming the man has riden away 02:16:07: Degdeg you fool 02:16:10: No 02:16:14: oh 02:16:14: He is still in the gates 02:16:16: on his camel 02:16:17: smirking 02:16:19: in that case i did not kill the camel 02:16:21: he takes off 02:16:22: then I'm like right there 02:16:28: Now he is riding away 02:16:28: well shit I kill HIS camel then 02:16:33: dammit 02:16:38: how many camels are thereleft 02:16:45: 4 02:16:45: Enough for us all to ride one. 02:16:51: excellent 02:16:53: I mount up 02:16:54: I call the biggest camel! 02:16:59: I don't think frank needs a camel 02:17:03: I call the camel with the loneliest eyes. 02:17:06: I stuff frank in my pocket 02:17:10: Too late, already called the biggest camel. 02:17:16: too bad I'm already on it 02:17:17: There is no room degdeg 02:17:21: It is taken by your pet pig 02:17:25: Raven_Moonshadow elegantly mounts a camel 02:17:29: 1d20 if over ten I get the biggest camel 02:17:29: Degdeg, if over ten I get the biggest camel: [2] = 2 02:17:31: AW 02:17:36: frank gets the biggest camel 02:17:38: I fly onto the top of the biggest camel's head in victory. 02:17:41: Quickly! After ham! 02:17:45: and then him 02:17:46: degdeg sits on the tiniest dumbest looking one 02:17:58: You grab some ham from a market stall on the way out 02:17:58: And we spur our camels to the chase! 02:18:00: degdeg grips his pig tightly 02:18:04: Willem is softly cooing to his camel that it's alright. 02:18:09: you never know when you'll need ham 02:18:12: in my experience 02:18:14: camels are not very fast 02:18:28: If you put your pig down he turns into a demon that kills you 02:18:31: So yes, hold him tightly 02:18:33: so we give chase on our camels 02:18:35: I could transform into a wolf and scare the camels into running faster. 02:18:46: You give chase out into the desert! 02:18:50: why not chase him as a wolf 02:18:50: Is there a skill check for "Frighten dromedaries?" 02:18:57: It would be intimidate 02:19:05: Raven_Moonshadow whispers in the camel's ear and its eyes widen in fear 02:19:12: 1d20+12 intimidate 02:19:13: Raven_Moonshadow, intimidate: [1] = 13 02:19:16: :( 02:19:17: raven whispering dark secrets of the universe in camel language 02:19:31: 1d20+3 intimidate 02:19:31: Willem, intimidate: [3] = 6 02:19:37: The camel bursts out laughing, which you didn't know camels could do 02:19:39: 1d20+3 intimidate 02:19:39: Degdeg, intimidate: [5] = 8 02:19:43: willem turns into a wolf and... it is just the least scary wolf this fucking camel has ever seen 02:19:45: man we arent vert fierce 02:19:50: very* 02:20:03: The man is now quite a distance away 02:20:03: frank what about you 02:20:04: Guess I'll try then. 02:20:07: can you scare all of our camels 02:20:12: 1d20+8 to initimdate my biggest camel. 02:20:12: Frank, to initimdate my biggest camel.: [1] = 9 02:20:14: These camels have seen some shit. 02:20:16: GOD DAMMIT 02:20:17: Nope, I'm too small. 02:20:30: The camel doesn't even notice you're on him 02:20:37: Also, stop making me laugh or I will choke on these chips 02:20:44: these camels are more hardened warriors than we are 02:20:44: I smack the top of the camel's head with my shield. 02:20:47: Willem just starts running. These camels can suck a dick. 02:20:53: I spur my camel onwards 02:21:07: Willem is quickly left behind in the dust 02:21:15: willem is in wolf form 02:21:21: Degdeg takes off after the man 02:21:21: he's probably faster than our shitty camels 02:21:30: oh right 02:21:43: Everyone roll athletics 02:21:45: Willem growls, but it's kind of adorable. 02:21:51: Mibbit keeps trying to make me download something that my avast keeps stopping. 02:21:52: roll OUR athetlics for camels? 02:21:53: thats kinda weird 02:21:54: but okay 02:21:57: 1d20+9 02:21:58: Degdeg, 1d20+9: [11] = 20 02:21:59: 1D20+2 Athletics 02:21:59: Willem, Athletics: [11] = 13 02:22:08: Frank, I guess.: [20] = 22 02:22:08: 1d20+2 I guess. 02:22:12: woo 02:22:15: Sweet, natural 20. 02:22:17: FRANK QUICKLY CATCHES UP TO THE MAN 02:22:21: 1d20+9 athletics 02:22:23: Raven_Moonshadow, athletics: [4] = 13 02:22:24: frank's camel is boss 02:22:28: raven sucks once again 02:22:31: the least elegant lady ever 02:22:35: He is the biggest camel, told you guys. 02:22:38: This camel is the worst 02:22:49: how close is raven 02:22:50: Raven lags behind a considerable distance 02:22:52: Willem's camel is just glad the party left it behind. 02:23:08: Frank is right next to the man 02:23:12: can you shrink the man's underwear so it squeezes his penis and he falls off his camel 02:23:18: Degdeg and Willem are about 10 squares behind 02:23:20: or shrink his saddle or something 02:23:22: I thought he was naked now. 02:23:25: ..... 02:23:37: The camel saddle maybe... let me check the rules on my shrinking power. 02:23:38: Raven is about 20 squares behind 02:23:41: clever use of pixie shrink will lead to victory 02:23:50: I can try to hit him with Frost Flash to immobilize. 02:23:55: range 10. 02:23:55: Nope, fraid not. 02:24:02: try that willem 02:24:13: use it on the camel 02:24:18: immobilizing him won't do much 02:24:19: It has to be not in a container, does not contain anything, and is not held, worn, or carried by anyone other then you. 02:24:28: Oh that's true. 02:24:31: ah well 02:24:34: Can I freeze his camel, Delf? 02:24:35: If I'm next to him. 02:24:39: I've got an option. 02:24:49: I'll batter down his camel. 02:24:50: Roll for it 02:24:56: poor camel 02:25:07: 1d20+8 vs. AC of thief's camel. 02:25:08: Frank, vs. AC of thief's camel.: [20] = 28 02:25:09: Just slaughter the camel already 02:25:14: WOOOO 02:25:14: GO FRANK 02:25:15: Well hey. 02:25:16: the camel explodes 02:25:21: The camel explodes 02:25:29: So that's... 02:25:30: I wanted to freeze the camel... 02:25:30: Leaving frank and the man in a cloud of dust 02:25:38: roll init? 02:25:42: Nope 02:25:44: okay 02:25:52: frank see if you can steal back the rubies 02:25:54: Is the man still running? Should I try to freeze him/ 02:25:54: As the dust clears, you see the man on his knees with one hand raised 02:26:00: aah 02:26:03: He is breathing heavily 02:26:11: the rest of us catch up on our camels I suppose 02:26:13: He should probably be prone, yar, if I hadn't exploded the camel it would have been knocked prone, yar. 02:26:13: and surround him 02:26:25: He looks up at you 02:26:26: Willem tries again to snarl menacingly. 02:26:40: Raven_Moonshadow levels a blowpipe at him menacingly 02:26:43: which is realyl hard to do 02:26:51: blowpipes aren't menacing at all 02:26:56: I stand by his face and point a scimitar tip into his nose. 02:27:03: He is trying to catch his breath 02:27:10: "Before *breath* you do anything." 02:27:11: also I ride up closer 02:27:13: degdeg holds his axe menacingly which is much easier thana blowpipe 02:27:15: "You should take a look around you" 02:27:18: Wolves are, but if that camel is any indicator we should probably assume that Willem is the fuzziest wolf around. 02:27:21: i take a look around me. 02:27:34: willem isnt even a wolf hes like a cuddly puppy 02:27:37: delf's avatar on pwot 02:27:37: I shall retain my vision directly on him, and let the other people do the looking. 02:27:41: You see a group of archers surrounding you on the surrounding hills 02:27:51: lets kill this guy anyways 02:28:05: "You can have your jewels back. I just needed to draw you out of the town." 02:28:10: "I have a proposal" 02:28:16: "I'm a married dwarf 02:28:17: He tosses the jewels back at Degdeg 02:28:22: Yes. Yes, oh my God yes. 02:28:24: he catches them andputs the away 02:28:27: Tears are welling in willem's eyes. 02:28:32: degdeg isnt actuallymarried by the way 02:28:58: well whats his proposal 02:29:00: Oh. You also notice that he has an odd symbol on the back of his hand 02:29:06: whats it look like 02:29:09: Does anyone recognize it? 02:29:29: "That is a triforce. An ancient symbl of power." 02:29:34: Odd hand symbols rarely mean good things, in my experience. 02:29:37: Sorry, my skills are solely in acrobatics, endurance, intimdation, and camel riding. 02:29:56: trained in camel riding 02:30:04: And also camel exploding. 02:30:09: Helps to have options. 02:30:20: You never know when you'll need to turn a camel into a fine mist. 02:30:22: as soon as delf stops crashing again I'm assuming 02:30:32: You can't really describe what it looks like. 02:30:38: It's just... odd 02:30:48: uh 02:30:55: can I roll a history check 02:30:58: Is it like... shifting? Or does it just not look like anything we recognize? 02:30:59: Sure 02:31:07: It doesn't look like anything you recognize 02:31:11: Degdeg, 1d20+8: [20] = 28 02:31:12: 1d20+8 02:31:28: Degdeg is king of symbol on hand history apparently. 02:31:32: Willem hates things he can't recognize. This desert is bullshit, anyway. Who wants to go to a wood nypmh party at this guy's house? 02:31:37: It's the symbol of Bahamut's holy guard 02:31:45: The most elite of his followers 02:31:47: gasp 02:31:56: so this guys just kinda super fucking strong is why we couldnt kill him 02:32:02: good thing we targeted the camels 02:32:03: Raven_Moonshadow grips her blades tighter 02:32:08: uh, I mean crossbow 02:32:26: aye raven calm down fer once let the man tell us his perpersal 02:32:27: "Will you hear me out?" 02:32:36: ye ye just get to it 02:32:44: I'm far from an expert on divinity, seeing as I'm just a cuddly wolf, but is it possible this guy is just wearing Bahamut's symbol to pull one over on us? 02:32:48: I suppose I'll stop poking my scimitar into his nose then. 02:32:57: well ooc here 02:33:03: Willem is still trying to snarl menacingly, but he's being very quiet about it. 02:33:04: but gods generally burn the symbol into skin 02:33:06: so I doubt it 02:33:12: IC 02:33:13: idk 02:33:34: Well, wouldn't that be something you might know ic since you are a follower of baumat? 02:33:37: bahumat* 02:33:41: actually 02:33:45: i changed my god 02:33:52: "I can tell you've noticed my symbol, so I'll cut the bullcrap and get straight to the point." 02:33:54: How did your parents take it? 02:33:54: Oh. 02:33:56: i am onetar now 02:34:02: well, a follower of onetar 02:34:18: "The Head Paladin of our holy order, War Master Emily, has been kidnapped." 02:34:36: "piss poor name to intimidate enemies" 02:34:52: "why cant ya rescue 'em yerself" 02:35:25: "Because. We are stretched thin with a war going on in the fey." 02:35:32: Willem turns back into a half-elf and says "Was she kidnapped by camels? Because we really can't help you there." 02:35:52: "A war in the fey?" 02:35:54: "We've tracked her kidnappers to the Pyramid of Pharoh Bhatamhar." 02:36:02: "why does bahamut have any interest in the fey" 02:36:26: "I can't answer that." 02:36:38: "How far away is the pyramid of Pharaoh Bottomar?" 02:37:08: "It's about a half hour's journey on camel north." 02:37:17: "ALWAYS WITHTHE FUCKING CMAELS" 02:37:18: "What are the terms?" 02:37:27: "You people and your Goddamn camels." 02:37:52: Or Bahamut-damn camels, if you please. 02:38:07: "i dont think bahamut cares much about camels" 02:38:24: Evidently his elite warriors do. Listen to this guy. 02:38:40: "You will be allowed access into Bahamut's treasury and an audience with him." 02:38:42: he really loves his camels that's true 02:38:55: "tht's a damn fine deal, why does it sound too good to be true" 02:39:13: Willem is a simple man with pretty simple, woods-oriented tastes, but visiting a god's treasury sounds pretty great to him. 02:39:28: as a follower of onetar 02:39:33: "Bahamut is the god of justice you fool. You should know this since you were once a follower of his." 02:39:36: "He would not lie." 02:39:42: a treasury could contain some excellent arms for honorings 02:39:45: "When you say 'allowed access,' do you mean we can just look inside or is he actually going to give us stuff?" 02:39:54: "He wouldn't, but you might." 02:40:00: You can fill your non-infinite pockets" 02:40:18: "I would be expelled from the order if I went against his will." 02:40:20: "Very well. I accept." 02:40:41: "That sounds like a lot of shiny stuff. 02:40:42: " 02:40:46: He looks to the rest of you 02:40:47: "ay, I don't have any objections" 02:40:52: Can I make an Insight check just to make sure this naked shadow-cloud-man who surrounded us with archers in a hostile desert isn't trying to double-cross us? 02:40:55: "but ya could have just asked us" 02:41:00: Sure. Go for it 02:41:12: Willem, insight: [13] = 25 02:41:12: 1D20+12 insight 02:41:14: "No. There are spies everywhere. I had to make sure we weren't being followed or watched." 02:41:17: He is completely honest 02:41:30: And doesn't know how to whisper, apparently. 02:41:54: "This guy seems pretty cool, and god-treasuries are rarely a bad deal. I'm in." 02:42:19: I think we are all in then? 02:42:21: yup 02:42:31: "Excellent." 02:42:46: The man makes a motion with his hand and stands up. The archers lower their bows 02:43:25: "It's a half hour's ride north of here." 02:43:33: "conveniently close" 02:43:34: "why ask us" 02:43:37: "You can't miss it. It's a massive pyramid jutting out of the desert." 02:44:08: "Bahamut chose you. The ways of the gods are mysterious." 02:44:20: may the fucking force be with you 02:44:37: He parts his fingers. "Live long, and prosper." 02:44:43: what say we all head back to the town and hand in our previous job, then rest forthe night 02:44:54: That is what I was thinking. 02:44:58: And disappears into a shadow cloud 02:44:59: "I agree" 02:44:59: Willem points to his semi-pointed ears and gives him a roguish wink. 02:45:03: along with the archers 02:45:06: alright 02:45:08: assuming nothing else happens 02:45:12: back to town and extended rest? 02:45:18: I hop back on top of the biggest camel and start my way there. 02:45:37: Sure, but do you know where you are headed? 02:45:47: "Perhaps I should join the church of Bahamut. I did not realize that they could teach you to take the shape of a cloud of darkness." 02:45:50: I'm assuming we had an inn room 02:45:55: Back to the town we were just at? 02:46:03: I'm assuming there are quite a few camel tracks. 02:46:11: Ah yes. Camel tracks 02:46:14: Carry on 02:46:17: Willem tries to scare the camels again. 1d20+3 Intimidate. 02:46:26: I just ride sedately back 02:46:30: you have to do it the opposite way 02:46:30: Make it a seperate line 02:46:33: handofevil, 1d20+3: [3] = 6 02:46:33: 1d20+3 02:46:34: roll at the start 02:46:35: yeah 02:46:39: Willem, Intimidate: [2] = 5 02:46:39: 1d20+3 Intimidate 02:46:40: yeah 02:46:44: lets justride back 02:46:48: we can hand in our job tomorrow 02:46:52: do we have a room set up already? 02:46:52: The camel lazily follows raven 02:46:54: These camels, you guys. 02:47:07: These are the most hardened camels you've ever come across 02:47:13: 1d20+5 intimidate 02:47:14: Degdeg, intimidate: [13] = 18 02:47:33: Willem turns back into a wolf, bitterly regretting his decision to not just ride a camel like everyone else. 02:47:35: Degdeg's camel hurries along 02:48:07: oh well 02:48:27: we arrive back at town i guess 02:48:37: and return to the tavern to get a room and sleep 02:48:56: How far from where we caught the cloudman is the town, and in what direction/ 02:49:04: well 02:49:05: about 15 minutes 02:49:09: Just to make sure we know how to get to the pyramid. 02:49:17: West 02:49:19: aah 02:49:44: The pyramid is probably big and obvious enough that we'll spot it with ease anyways. 02:49:51: thats what I was thinking 02:50:07: waffle initiates a time skip to the next morning 02:50:25: The screen goes black and a clock appears 02:50:31: quickly fast forwarding to morning 02:50:35: Is it ornate? 02:50:38: \Yes 02:50:44: You feel incredibly refreshed! 02:50:45: Sweet. 02:51:01: yay! 02:51:10: so what was our previous job and where do we hand it in to get our sweet moneyz 02:51:21: That went swimmingly. 02:51:34: Though I still wish I could've frozen that camel. 02:51:38: We have to return this bag of gems to their rightful owner, but I forgot who he said they belonged to earlier. 02:51:39: You're not sure. The instructions never told you where to turn them in 02:51:49: what was our last job 02:51:51: like what did we do 02:51:53: "Those are mine." 02:52:00: oy 02:52:02: no they are mine 02:52:03: I guess we could just start yelling in the street about a bag of gems. Surely nobody would claim them wrongfully. 02:52:06: he pickpocketed from me 02:52:10: To fetch the lost rubies of King Ulta Jor 02:52:15: A long dead ancient king 02:52:18: aah 02:52:22: so we just sort of have the gems 02:52:23: well 02:52:25: Oh, well we aren't giving them back to Ulta Jor then. 02:52:38: Dude would probably just lose them again. 02:52:38: lets just hang onto them for now then 02:52:47: king ulta jor was a mess 02:52:48: Dead ancient kings are famous for misplacing gems. 02:52:54: lets just head west on our camels then 02:52:57: Did you see that guy's tomb? Goddamn disgrace. 02:53:03: You mean East. 02:53:08: west i thought 02:53:08: We went West to get to town. 02:53:11: oh 02:53:13: then 02:53:23: we head whichever way is to the damn pyramid 02:53:24: Or we could just head north, and then we'll probably see the pyramid, and if not then we go east. 02:53:26: Unless you think we should take the long way around, try to gain advantage on the pyramid. 02:53:28: We go toward the pyramid 02:53:37: cartoon desert music plays as we travel on camels 02:53:37: Yar. 02:53:58: Willem dramatically rasps "Water, water!" but nobody laughs. 02:53:58: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmzz4vMiLY 02:54:02: Here you go. 02:54:26: Perfect! 02:54:26: thank you 02:54:39: we could have flanked the pyramid 02:54:46: If not for Raven saying you go toward the pyramid you all would have wondered around aimlessly in the desert for hours 02:54:46: combat advantage on the pyramid 02:55:12: All is well that ends well. 02:55:13: After about an hour of riding, you see the pyramid on the horizon 02:55:21: That sounds like a way better adventure. 02:55:26: It is dug into the side of a cliff 02:55:29: and is massive 02:55:37: also, very ornate 02:55:43: how high is this cliff? 02:55:56: in the middle of the desert 02:56:01: Good. If we're Tomb Raiding, they better be the most opulent tombs around. 02:56:08: Well rather, it's a canyon. 02:56:21: So are we above the pyramid? 02:56:26: how deep is this canyon 02:56:27: A narrative fairy comes along and smacks Raven on the head 02:56:30: And it's down in the canyon? 02:56:35: No, you are on the bottom of the canyon 02:56:41: a fairy? 02:56:53: raven catch it 02:56:57: Those guys aren't very nice, we pixies tend to stay away from them. 02:56:58: Guys, how did we let a canyon sneak up on us? We are terrible adventureres. 02:57:00: Yes. It then dissapears into the narrative again. 02:57:09: dang 02:57:16: Anyway. You can see the pyramid ahead of you 02:57:18: does the pyramid have an obvious entrance? 02:57:21: It could be a cliffside at the edge of the desert. 02:57:47: The narrative fairy has stolen the rest of the narrative about riding up and stuff since APPARENTLY CLIFFS CAN'T BE IN THE DESERT 02:57:54: Or there could be a plateau with more desert on top. 02:58:02: So you are in front of the pyramid now 02:58:09: Is there an obvious entrance 02:58:10: New music. 02:58:12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEWOeiUmFgA 02:58:24: Yes. There are two massive stone doors 02:58:24: excellent 02:58:37: haha hey frank try and push those doors open 02:58:40: Are they closed? 02:58:54: We should let the camels go first, those guys are hardcore. 02:59:11: Why don't you, booze breath? Also yeah, try and get the camels to do it, they are pretty hardcore. 02:59:22: if frank can push the doors open 02:59:26: I will give him 100 gold 02:59:32: Maybe there are secret doors 02:59:35: Yes they are closed 02:59:41: Alright, guess I could give it a go then. 02:59:47: woooo 02:59:48: 1d20+7 Perception 02:59:48: go for it 02:59:49: Raven_Moonshadow, Perception : [7] = 14 02:59:50: They have two large circular stones notched into them 02:59:55: I'm going to look for secret doors. 02:59:57: Nope. No secret doors 02:59:59: alright 03:00:00: Are they like a pair of double doors or are they seperate giant doors? 03:00:01: 1D20+10 Perception 03:00:02: Willem, Perception: [1] = 11 03:00:08: frank is gunna try and open the doors for money 03:00:12: There are no secret doors. 03:00:22: Critical failure. Willem just dropped a handful of sand into his eyes. He's crying now. 03:00:34: Is there anything inscribed into the circular stones on the doors? 03:00:43: No 03:00:53: can the doors just be pushed open 03:00:59: i have a feeling thats how it is 03:01:07: I guess I'll push on one of the circular stones. 03:01:08: That's just what the pyramid wants us to think. 03:01:15: How do you mean "notched"? 03:01:24: Do you have a picture or something 03:01:30: Like 03:01:31: Hold on 03:01:52: http://download.gamezone.com/uploads/image/data/871763/Skyrim_GZ2.jpg 03:01:55: Like that center one there 03:02:02: aah 03:02:04: ah, ok 03:02:08: so it needs a key 03:02:17: Or it could just be like an ancient stone padlock. 03:02:22: Does it rotate? 03:02:23: either way a key 03:02:24: exxcept it is smooth 03:02:27: and yes it does rotate 03:02:30: Oh, so it is inlaid. 03:02:34: Sorta. 03:02:41: Is inlaid the right word? 03:02:50: I assume the pushing did nothing? 03:02:54: lets try turning it around a bunch and just see what happens 03:02:56: It sounds right to me. 03:02:56: Either way, I turn and push on the stone circle thing then. 03:03:10: Pushing did nothing 03:03:15: on either end 03:03:20: or rather in both cases 03:03:20: frank has failed to open the door 03:03:29: yo 03:03:35: A small corgi pops out of the canyon wall 03:03:43: nerdlords started early 03:03:44: maybe the dog can figure out how to open the door 03:03:51: There's only room for one adorable canine in this party. 03:04:05: The stone circles aren't inscribed or anything, are they? 03:04:11: And that is why you are a fluffy wolf, instead of a fluffy puppy. 03:04:26: He said they weren't. 03:04:28: I think. 03:04:28: "Argh why not just smash the damn door!" 03:04:44: I'm a tall, fluffy half-elf right now, actually. 03:04:55: Yeah they're smooth, and they rotate. 03:05:01: That's what we're working with. 03:05:03: We need more music 03:05:04: "Cause smashing doors is vandalism." 03:05:09: 1d20+9 SMASH THE DOOR 03:05:10: Degdeg, SMASH THE DOOR: [8] = 17 03:05:17: I already got us temple in canyon music. 03:05:19: degdeg swings his axe at the door 03:05:20: Your hammer bounces off the door 03:05:29: so that got us nowhere 03:05:29: Your axe rather 03:05:32: We're here to rescue a prin... paladin, not disrespect those who came before us. 03:05:33: The door leaves a chip in the axe 03:05:45: "How about if we try spinning both the circles at the same time?" 03:05:52: I thought there was only one 03:05:54: but sure try that 03:05:57: Willem says "Mellon," just in case. 03:05:57: Two doors 03:06:01: Can we pull the doors somehow? 03:06:02: each with a circle 03:06:07: whats happening now 03:06:11: Doors 03:06:18: what can i burn 03:06:18: We're at a giant pyramid, trying to open doors. 03:06:43: I think there are some tumbleweeds up the canyon a little bit. 03:06:43: camels 03:06:45: Well if you can get your fire hot enough, you could try your hand at glass forging. 03:06:45: Corgnelius, you can sense some heavy magical activity going on here 03:06:56: It's almost overwhelming 03:07:02: Or that'd be smelting probably. 03:07:05: Be careful with those camels, though. They're fucking battle-hardened. 03:07:08: "woof" 03:07:21: You'd probably be better off trying to burn the doors. 03:07:22: Timmy must be trapped in the well 03:07:45: Sidequest time. 03:08:23: Igfig, your map program is making me angry. Can you punch it and tell it that it's adopted 03:08:24: yo is transforming into freaky werecorgi a free action 03:08:38: You're already a corgi 03:08:46: You can transfer back to your humanoid form 03:09:01: Yes, that map program is terrible 03:09:02: It is whatever your power says it is. 03:09:02: but is it a free action 03:09:11: anyone got an arcana check to make? 03:09:19: Presumably the wizard. 03:09:30: I think roll20 has maps, but other than that I don't know what else might be used 03:09:34: But he seems to be having trouble with his... lycanthropy? 03:09:44: His fey-ity more so. 03:09:57: corgi make an arcana against the door 03:09:57: Just say if you want to change 03:10:00: we are not fighting right now 03:10:06: corgnelius transforms into freaky half-man corgi looking thing 03:10:09: I think it is a minor action to swap forms, but that only really matters while fighting, yar. 03:10:24: oh right ben doesnt know 03:10:34: look at your skills list and find the arcana skill 03:10:40: then go 1d20+whatever your mod is 03:10:43: Yup, minor action. 03:10:47: and thats essentially how you do a skill check 03:10:59: +11 03:11:02: so then 1d20+11 03:11:03: type that 03:11:13: 1d20+11 arcana the door 03:11:13: corgnelius, arcana the door: [12] = 23 03:11:28: What is it, boy? 03:11:33: delf 03:11:33: ? 03:12:05: As you focus in on the magic energies coming from this place, you notice a mismatched symbol on the door 03:12:32: "theres a mismatched symbol on the door" 03:12:39: written in arcane ink 03:12:44: or something equally magical 03:12:49: But I thought there were no symbols oh, so we can't see something. 03:12:56: Willem is rapidly growing frustrated with all these odd symbols. "Can you open it?" 03:12:56: "its written in magic ink" 03:12:57: Etched into the stone by mystical energies 03:13:00: corgi used corgi vision 03:13:15: corgi match the symbols 03:13:23: that may open the door 03:13:36: degdeg sits down and begins to think 03:13:41: "match with what?" 03:13:54: there's mismatched symbols on the two spinny circle things 03:13:57: match the symbols together 03:14:09: corgnelius does that 03:14:13: heck ya 03:14:19: Willem gives Corgnelius a treat. 03:14:34: hopefully that opens the door 03:14:36: Nothing happens 03:14:40: fuck 03:14:47: Willem hastily takes the treat back. 03:14:52: hmm 03:14:53: push the door now? 03:14:55: Frank pushes on the door now that the symbols are matched? 03:15:19: Now that the symbol has lined up, it resembles a long 8 sided star. It's north and south points elongated with the side points shortened 03:15:28: In the center, where the stone is, lies an emerald 03:15:31: maybe this points to a secret door 03:15:35: or not 03:15:40: what if we replace the emerald with a ruby 03:15:48: Or what if we just take the emerald? 03:15:55: sure if you want to do MORE grave robbin 03:15:56: Frank pushed the stone and you hear a loud thunk 03:15:59: Can anybody but Corgnelius see the symbol and emerald? 03:16:00: That emerald looks pretty valuable. Good job guys! 03:16:01: oh 03:16:05: The doors sink in 03:16:13: Like... into the ground/ 03:16:14: oh sure, steal ancient jewels, that always works out 03:16:15: ? 03:16:19: Yes. into the ground 03:16:26: so inregards to my thing about giving frank 100 gold if he opened the door 03:16:28: who opened the door 03:16:29: corgi or frank 03:16:32: Frank 03:16:34: That seems like a really inefficient way to build a door. 03:16:35: fuck 03:16:38: :( 03:16:43: Woohoo, 100 gold. 03:16:49: degdeg frowns and hands over 100 gold 03:16:49: You are in a dusty stone hallway 03:16:59: "arr well puzzles dont count for strength anyways" 03:17:04: "I will scout ahead.: 03:17:04: " 03:17:06: corgnelius goes back to non freak corgi form 03:17:13: Raven_Moonshadow scouts ahead 03:17:19: Is there anything unusual about the hallway? 03:17:21: so frank has 950 gold now 03:17:24: i have 750 03:17:31: The map is on the program Raven 03:17:36: 1d20+16 stealth, 1d20+7 perception 03:17:36: Raven_Moonshadow, stealth, 1d20+7 perception: [15] = 31 03:17:48: i dont think that works 03:17:49: Nah, I have 415, I spent some of my gold on magical items, yar. 03:17:52: whoops 03:17:55: aah okay 03:17:58: You make yourself nearly invisible in the hallway 03:18:01: 1d20+7 perception 03:18:02: Raven_Moonshadow, perception: [2] = 9 03:18:08: must be too dark 03:18:11: do we have a sun rod 03:18:12: However, it's incredibly dark and you can't see crap 03:18:17: I have darkvision 03:18:17: aah well 03:18:21: I have an everburning torch. 03:18:26: well there we go 03:18:29: me and frank have low light too 03:18:34: darkness is really no problem 03:18:35: i have lowlight as well. 03:18:41: and corgi can sniff 03:18:49: And I think corgi has low light, I'll double check. 03:18:53: So the entire party is heading in? 03:19:04: I suppose so since we can all see fairly okay in darkness 03:19:08: Yup. 03:19:15: it's really no problem 03:19:15: We inch forward cautiously. 03:19:21: Okay, I peek through the doors in the middle 03:19:26: Do we need some kind of marching order here or are we just going for it? 03:19:32: eehh 03:19:35: yeah lets just march in who cares 03:19:44: wait no 03:19:50: You move through stone hallway and find yourself in a large room with a single glowing pillar in the center 03:19:50: the kidnappers are in here 03:19:57: Two stone doors seal the way forward 03:19:58: how bright glowing 03:20:06: Lightly and blueish 03:20:10: okay 03:20:16: well, blueish-greenish 03:20:22: i c i c 03:20:26: Raven, you are of the opinion that it is torquise 03:20:31: http://gyazo.com/4397bcb208bbbe0ddf9775998d51db34 03:20:48: Torquoise, right 03:20:51: thats fairly small is there more squares 03:20:57: cause thats like 10 feet wide of a room 03:21:02: i dont know if we can all fit in there 03:21:03: Whatevs 03:21:06: You can all fit in 03:21:08: what are you talking about Deg 03:21:11: okay 03:21:15: one square is five feet 03:21:18: Willem is really uncomfortable standing this close to everyone. 03:21:18: oh wait 03:21:22: yeah I was looking at it wrong 03:21:36: It's also floating 03:21:37: lets inspect the other doors up there 03:21:40: oh 03:21:44: The pillar is floating? 03:21:45: maybe another arcana check on the pillar is in order 03:21:47: Yes 03:21:53: corgi would you? 03:21:59: I'll go look through all of the side doors, meanwhile 03:22:05: save the big doors for last 03:22:17: how high off the ground is it floating 03:22:23: and moroe importantly can degdeg stand underneath it 03:22:30: The same strange symbol is etched into the pillar 03:22:33: Which looks like this 03:22:34: http://gyazo.com/1c6965f8e7be0af924cf42aff0a27d96.png 03:22:37: No 03:22:51: is there another emerald 03:22:53: It is lightly floating off the ground and lightly floating below the ceiling 03:23:03: That is a symbol of the high elves 03:23:04: Yes. There are multiple 03:23:05: This is the laziest pillar I've ever seen. 03:23:06: I shall take a peek at the side doors as well, doing the opposite order of Raven. 03:23:19: hmm 03:23:24: degdeg tries pushing in the emeralds again 03:23:30: It does nothing 03:23:36: You are, however, zapped 03:23:40: 1 damage 03:24:14: hmm 03:24:25: A bolt of lighting flies out of the pillar and strikes you in the chest 03:24:28: do raven or frank find anything 03:24:29: oh shit 03:24:30: (That's the narrative) 03:24:34: oh okay 03:24:51: Ohr gith. What are raven and frank doing 03:24:55: Oh right* 03:25:09: We are checking the side doors, I am checking the one opposite of Raven. 03:25:20: Ohr gith. A githyanki invocation 03:25:28: to Gith 03:25:47: ok slow down there raven we're just lookin' at doors right now we arent in a library 03:25:48: Raven is teleported to Gith. She is then teleported back with a number of trinkets 03:25:59: what 03:25:59: You find nothing. The doors will not open 03:26:09: Willem calls Raven a nerd, but secretly he's really impressed. 03:26:23: (Raven is completely making up everything she says) 03:26:51: The does not change the fact that she has a large amount of useless trinkets now 03:26:53: Degdeg, perception to see if theres anything we missed: [15] = 18 03:26:53: 1d20+3 perception to see if theres anything we missed 03:27:01: Willem is not educated enough to know the difference. If there's something you need to know about woods, though, he's you rguy. 03:27:02: What sort of trinkets are these? 03:27:04: Nope! Just that floating pillar 03:27:09: Tourist trinkets 03:27:12: From Gith 03:27:18: Bobbleheads and coffee mugs 03:27:22: So like, shot glasses and collectible spoons? 03:27:28: "i went to gith and all i got was this stupid t shirt 03:27:29: and adorable spoons and bumper stickers 03:27:29: Gith is a person 03:27:35: well, was 03:27:56: Gith seems to be a gift shop, now. 03:27:59: Yes 03:27:59: Gith has a town named after them apparently 03:28:02: (This is actually true stuff. Founder of the githyanki race, first rebel against the illithids) 03:28:08: Which is why there are githyanki and githzerai, but that is ooc. 03:28:16: (yes) 03:28:32: And now there is a gift shop dedicated to him 03:28:34: Yes, I went to Gith which is a magical city and camke ck with this 03:28:39: *came back with 03:28:50: can those mugs do anything against these doors 03:28:50: Yes. Now, back to that floating pillar 03:28:54: Raven seems pretty calm about what just happened. 03:28:56: where are these kidnappers supposed to be 03:29:01: Throw a snowglobe at the pillar. 03:29:04: raven shoot an arrow at the pillar see what happens 03:29:08: sorry, had real world something happen. where are we now? 03:29:10: Hey, I have an idea. 03:29:19: we are in front of a magic floating pillar 03:29:19: Maybe have someone with the fey origin touch the pillar. 03:29:23: launch an arcana at it?? 03:29:26: We're looking at a pillar. 03:29:30: You hear a crash behind the doors and someone swearing 03:29:30: try that frank you're fey arent you 03:29:35: I say arcana check first 03:29:38: to be safe 03:29:43: corgnelius does the transform thing 03:29:49: It's possible, based on its levitation and glowiness, that this thing is arcane. 03:29:51: I have an idea, how about we just try pushing on a door? 03:29:52: corgi arcana on pilar 03:29:55: Wizard, do your thing. 03:30:01: 1d20+11 arcana 03:30:01: corgnelius, arcana: [9] = 20 03:30:08: There's a shiny here, Frank, what's more important? 03:30:17: That pillar sure is arcane 03:30:19: Frank attempts to slightly push open the door the noise came from to peek in. 03:30:32: It is most definitely the most arcane pillar you've ever seen 03:30:39: Nothing happens 03:30:40: Willem shows support of Frank's actions by standing behind the wizard. 03:30:53: "this is the most arcane pillar i have ever seen" 03:31:01: The doors do not open that is 03:31:06: okay 03:31:07: fey man 03:31:08: Does that mean "oldest" or "most magical," in this context? 03:31:10: go touch the pillar 03:31:13: Which door did the sound come from? 03:31:22: The center door 03:31:26: the one in the pillar room 03:31:42: when can i burn things 03:31:59: try burning the pillar 03:32:00: Soon 03:32:11: frank touch the pillar you have fey origin 03:32:14: Somebody with fey ancestry just touch the pillar 03:32:23: thats frank 03:32:29: I tried pushing on the door, also corgi guy is fey. 03:32:36: touch the pillar 03:32:38: I assume at this point that Frank is just trying really hard to open that center door. 03:32:41: what does insight do, can i see what we should do or whatever? 03:32:54: Insight is motives 03:32:54: insight is against people like to sense motives, if they are lying or something 03:33:03: frank touch the damn pillar 03:33:09: Just poke it, what's the worst that could happen? 03:33:20: or corgi touch the pillar 03:33:22: Other than we all die. 03:33:22: corgnelius, franks motive with the door: [5] = 15 03:33:22: 1d20+10 franks motive with the door 03:33:30: I'm busy trying to peek through this door, sheesh. 03:33:37: corgnelius touches the door 03:33:38: whats raven doing this time 03:33:42: admiring the mugs? 03:33:46: no the pillar 03:33:47: not the door 03:33:58: corgnelius touches the pillar too 03:33:59: Can i just pick up the dog and touch the pillar with him? 03:34:02: yes 03:34:06: i throw the dog at the pillar 03:34:17: 1d20+6 str 03:34:17: Degdeg, str: [12] = 18 03:34:20: i am only half dog now 03:34:39: The dog bounces off the pillar 03:34:44: and takes 1 damage 03:34:45: oh 03:34:45: so he didnt get zapped 03:34:47: he did 03:34:48: ahaha 03:34:51: i have to have human hands for magic things 03:34:52: welp 03:34:54: Or did he take the damage from being otssed? 03:34:55: I'm stumped 03:34:56: No. you just threw him hard 03:34:57: tossed* 03:35:00: oh 03:35:01: *half dog 03:35:04: so he DIDNT get zapped 03:35:07: okay frank and dog 03:35:11: Did anything else happen/ 03:35:13: push in the emeralds 03:35:33: or emerald 03:35:38: The room lit up breifly you think 03:35:43: whichever number of emeralds there are on the pillar 03:35:53: push them in 03:36:06: corgnelius does that 03:36:23: The room lights up with arcane symbols 03:36:33: all leading from the pillar to the doors 03:36:33: woohoo! we did a thing! 03:36:45: That sounds like something an arcane pillar would do. 03:36:46: The same star-shaped symbol appears on the doors 03:36:50: which then open slowly 03:36:58: The side doors, too? 03:37:00: that took an unecessary amount of time 03:37:14: Luckily that is the last of the puzzles 03:37:19: we suck at puzzls 03:37:20: wooo 03:37:24: Also is Igfig still here? He hasn't said anything for a bit. 03:37:25: alrght 03:37:27: lets head through the door 03:37:32: 'puzzle' 03:37:36: I think we figured that one out a real long time before we "solved" it. 03:37:37: I feel like ig helped make the pizzle and so didnt want to take part 03:37:42: 'push every emerald' 03:37:51: You are now in a massive room 03:37:56: No ig did not help 03:37:58: how massive are we talking here 03:38:01: I try the doors again 03:38:02: alright then he just went afk 03:38:08: or not 03:38:08: Ig was admiring the mugs 03:38:18: The doors are still closed 03:38:25: The main doors opened then, side doors are still closed, alrighty. 03:38:26: the front doors are open 03:38:35: Massive massive 03:38:36: I guess we should go through those front doors. 03:38:39: yup 03:38:40: we enter 03:38:45: swagalishisly 03:38:50: "Man, this room sure is massive." 03:38:56: "woof" 03:39:00: http://gyazo.com/7005009261f23b7807245f73f3e15df4 03:39:01: "most massive room ive seen" 03:39:02: *ahem* 03:39:14: "woof" 03:39:23: where are we in that 03:39:24: DM throat-clears are rarely good. 03:39:25: There is a massive pit in the center of the room with stairs leading down partway. Across this pit, you see a throne room 03:39:42: With two odd creatures and, as best you can tell, a high elf. 03:39:50: hmmm 03:39:51: The doors to a throne room? Or an actual room, over there? 03:39:56: DO they see us? 03:39:56: *waves excitedly* 03:39:58: Oh yeah, sorry for not talking so much guys 03:40:00: getting tired 03:40:00: FRANK YOU IDIOT 03:40:01: An actual room across the pit 03:40:03: Frank waves excitedly. 03:40:04: sleepy, I mean 03:40:06: No doors in between 03:40:09: They do not notice you 03:40:12: okay 03:40:16: launch an arrow at them 03:40:20: They have a couple bodies 03:40:23: Throw the dog at them. 03:40:27: I am assuming they are the kidnappers 03:40:29: "WOOF" 03:40:45: A DM fairy appears next to you and just... 03:40:49: facepalms 03:40:50: There can only be so many people in a desolate abandoned pyramid, i'd say that's a god guess. 03:40:52: Like, gives up 03:40:55: Frank continues to wave excitedly. 03:40:58: You can tell he is very dissapointed 03:40:59: I stealth around the side of the pit to get closer to them withouth being seen 03:41:00: me and frank should be charging in seeing as we are the front liners 03:41:06: Raven_Moonshadow, stealth: [19] = 35 03:41:06: 1d20+16 stealth 03:41:12: "BARK BARK BARK" 03:41:16: well thats useful 03:41:19: Raven, is smart and disappears into the shadows 03:41:20: get close and evesdrop 03:41:26: see if theyre talking 03:41:32: or if they are waiting for us to press A in front of them 03:41:32: Corgnelius beings barking very loudly 03:41:34: that's the plan, yeah 03:41:42: They stop what they are doing and look at you 03:41:46: Raven, you are still hidden 03:41:46: Willem gets as far away as he can from the dog. 03:41:47: We're the distraction. 03:41:50: I throw the dog into the pit 03:41:54: "MORTALS. GET THEM!" 03:41:58: Roll init 03:42:00: nice job dog 03:42:10: 1d20+2 init 03:42:10: DOOOOG 03:42:11: Degdeg, init: [14] = 16 03:42:13: And get in the map room and put yourselves on the map 03:42:18: Willem, initiative.: [17] = 21 03:42:18: "Nuh uh, we're fey too!" 03:42:19: 1D20 + 4 initiative. 03:42:25: none of us can enter the map room delf 03:42:29: Raven_Moonshadow, init: [16] = 23 03:42:29: 1d20+7 init 03:42:37: 1d20+6 initiative. 03:42:37: Frank, initiative.: [8] = 14 03:42:49: Yeah I can't even load the map. 03:42:53: deld can i do the instant friend spell now? 03:42:59: delf 03:43:01: Frank continues waving excitedly. 03:43:04: if they are hostile it doenst work 03:43:13: we need to kill these guys 03:43:20: rooll iniative ben 03:43:28: Can someone put those together while I put people on the map 03:43:33: please and thanks 03:43:51: frank 14, degdeg 16, willem 21, rave 23 03:43:52: which one is the initiative mod? 03:44:01: the one that says initiative 03:44:04: above your skills 03:44:37: corgnelius, init: [8] = 10 03:44:37: 1d20+2 init 03:44:49: http://gyazo.com/4ef0826570182c821a6f5dbd339e2137 03:44:53: corgi 10, frank 14, degdeg 16, willem 21, raven 23 03:44:55: tHAT IS WHERE YOU ALL ARE 03:45:12: So what do these B things look like? 03:45:21: Me and Ben are slow cause we are busy waving and barking at them. 03:45:22: and what are their inits 03:45:23: 1d20+7 Body Snatchers; 1d20+9 eladrin 03:45:23: handofevil, Body Snatchers: [8] = 15; eladrin: [17] = 26 03:45:34: also, can we see through those doors? 03:45:41: There are no doors 03:45:42: ignore those 03:45:46: ok 03:45:46: corgi 10, frank 14, body snatchers 15, degdeg 16, willem 21, raven 23, eladrin 26 03:45:55: well, the eladrin goes first then 03:46:05: raven is still stealthed 03:46:09: yep 03:46:09: Frank is still waving. 03:46:11: hopefully they dont notice her 03:46:36: Raven, you get a surprise round 03:46:48: Because you are stealthed 03:46:57: I don't think that's how it works, but okay 03:47:12: move up until I have a clear shot at the eladrin 03:47:23: And continuing with the n64 music. 03:47:26: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8al_6V-fZg 03:47:40: and fire with my crossbow, using sneak attack and assassin's strike 03:47:56: 1d20 + 12 + 2 vs AC 03:47:57: man the n64 had good music 03:47:58: Raven_Moonshadow, vs AC: [2] = 16 03:47:59: a unique sound to it 03:48:01: :( 03:48:08: Here is what those things look like 03:48:09: http://gyazo.com/3034642fac8e2787706b8e9264cc310a 03:48:15: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVvB3ArxRtE 03:48:19: okay, well I guess I didn't use those powers after all 03:48:30: oh, weird 03:48:32: Well this and the banjo kazooie stuff were made by how in the world did I forget his name. 03:48:39: Grant Kirkhope. 03:48:46: Ok. So raven moved and tried to shoot the eladrin 03:48:48: yeah it was all Rare 03:48:54: and now I guess I'm visible 03:48:55: I don't really like the look of these monsters, guys 03:48:57: They are now aware of your presnce 03:48:58: They seem pretty fucked up. 03:49:00: neither do I 03:49:12: "woof" 03:49:14: so its the eladrins turn 03:49:17: yes 03:49:20: and raven is uncomfortably close to those monsters 03:49:21: Yes 03:50:00: I'm... in the doorway area then? 03:50:04: The eladrin slips out of beatifully crafted bow made out of bones and steps up to the balcony 03:50:13: You are wherever you moved 03:50:23: You're on the map so you should be able to move yourself 03:50:27: ig you'll probably have to be the one moving us around the map 03:50:33: oh, right 03:50:33: so now if i want to magic i use a turn to become something with hands and next turn do the spelling right? 03:50:52: no you use a minor action to turn into a human 03:50:54: I think it's a minor action 03:50:55: 1d20+13 v AC on Corgi 03:50:56: handofevil, v AC on Corgi: [11] = 24 03:50:58: Beautifully crafted bone-bows are almost never good news. 03:51:09: The transformation is a minor action, you could move while in corgi mode since it gives you a speed bonus, and then minor action to be human again, and then do an attack, yar. 03:51:21: 2d10+5 damage on corgi 03:51:22: handofevil, damage on corgi: [7, 9] = 21 03:51:24: cool 03:51:25: dang 03:51:36: corgi adjust your "current hp" to subtract 21 from it 03:51:40: He hurt the corgi! 03:51:44: the bastard 03:51:45: Corgnelius's barking is suddenly cut short by an arrow in the side 03:52:10: ravens up now 03:52:12: Aright 03:52:28: I'll keep us updated on turn order since I have the init 03:52:41: Can I duck under the balcony to get improved cover from the eladrin? 03:52:46: Trying to regain stealth 03:52:50: frank toss us some more battle music 03:53:00: Sure 03:53:09: Aright, I do that and come out the other side 03:53:14: But boss music doesn't change during the fight, but I suppose this is a bit more oh crap what cause he just shot the corgi. 03:53:22: yes 03:53:23: and then fire with... I think the crossbow again 03:53:28: 1d20+12+2 vs AC 03:53:30: Raven_Moonshadow, vs AC: [12] = 26 03:53:33: there we go 03:53:37: The boss music changes much 03:53:48: against? 03:53:54: Against the eladrin 03:53:57: Hit 03:53:58: 2d8+2d10+2d6+7 damage 03:53:59: Raven_Moonshadow, damage: [5, 3, 10, 2, 2, 2] = 31 03:54:03: Ah snap 03:54:26: (suck it) 03:54:26: K 03:54:31: willem is next 03:54:32: corgi 10, frank 14, body snatchers 15, degdeg 16, willem 21, raven 23, eladrin 26 03:54:36: Frank, we need battle music 03:54:41: Good battle music 03:54:45: we all have our jobs 03:54:50: ig is map control I am init you are music 03:54:53: ben is fucking up 03:54:59: woo 03:55:01: I'm working on it, finding something that fits the context. 03:55:08: okay 03:55:09: How much space do these pits in front of us count for? 03:55:19: I need to get a lot closer to hit them with anthing. 03:55:20: 2 squares it seems 03:55:30: It's not like I have much forewarning on this stuff, yar. 03:56:09: http://gyazo.com/dc8220d01d539c6ec1b10d1a2548f5d8 03:56:16: That entire region is pretty much a sharp drop 03:56:26: oh okay 03:56:31: so 4 squares we need to go around 03:56:33: or jump over 03:56:39: Inside the little hexagont hing 03:56:56: or octogon or whatever 03:56:59: Are there stairs or something? So a square is still just a square? 03:57:05: Yes 03:57:55: Okay. So I guess I'll go right and go to the square behind where Raven started, and attack that body snatcher. 03:58:03: Hmmm... maybe this one. 03:58:16: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxg9gR2qZaw 03:58:40: And I'm going to use Chill Wind on him. 03:59:05: Hey. It's right in range 03:59:21: Roll it 03:59:23: 1D20+3+6 03:59:24: Willem, 1D20+3+6: [11] = 20 03:59:37: vs. what? 03:59:47: Fort 03:59:56: Hit 04:00:03: Huzzah! 04:00:13: Willem, damage: [1, 1] = 3 04:00:13: 1d6+1d6+1 damage 04:00:18: Seriously? 04:00:26: Willem hits him with a kind of cold breeze. 04:00:27: haha 04:00:49: He shivers 04:00:54: anything else? 04:01:06: He slides one square to his left. 04:01:20: Really whichever direction makes it harder for him to get to Raven. 04:01:45: ay 04:01:48: Next? 04:01:53: DEGDEG 04:01:58: hmm 04:02:00: map update? 04:02:15: can i get a what what map update 04:02:27: Here is a music update 04:02:28: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKfWKWjrv54 04:02:40: well that will work 04:02:44: that video has 10 different boss themes in it though. 04:02:44: http://gyazo.com/c4feac8ed5a08f121f1cc3e32bb7393a 04:02:47: Map update 04:03:01: aah okat 04:03:13: then I'll move one square left of W 04:03:16: And the majority of them are final boss themes, that's much too grand for a random kidnapper in a pyramid, maybe if he is a reaccuring villain, but still. 04:03:34: kidnapper? 04:03:42: we were kidnapped? 04:03:48: :( 04:03:53: okay so when there 04:03:55: Nope, we are the unkidnappers. 04:03:56: I will prepare an action 04:04:01: Ok 04:04:14: if a bodysnatcher comes close immediate interrupt with an ardent strike 04:04:21: and ill endmy turn there 04:04:26: corgi 10, frank 14, body snatchers 15, degdeg 16, willem 21, raven 23, eladrin 26 04:04:29: body snatchers nex 04:04:34: ALRIGHT 04:05:03: did you move me? 04:05:05: B1 moves 04:05:06: Yes I did 04:05:11: okay 04:05:32: B1 moves to across the pit from you 04:05:37: And dissapears suddenly 04:05:47: around where R is? 04:05:52: no wait 04:05:54: Degdeg, you feel an evil presence poking at your mind 04:05:55: okay 04:06:00: aah 04:06:07: handofevil, v Will: [15] = 23 04:06:07: 1d20+8 v Will 04:06:12: his 04:06:14: hit* 04:06:16: Why can everybody but us disappear in a shadowy cloud? 04:06:17: Degdeg turns very pale 04:06:19: and is dominated 04:06:24: oh shit 04:06:31: save ends? 04:06:36: Yeah 04:06:39: okay 04:06:40: B1 is removed from play 04:06:50: B2 also disappears 04:07:06: Raven, you feel an evil poking at your mind as well 04:07:11: handofevil, v Will: [8] = 16 04:07:11: 1d20+8 v Will 04:07:37: Igfig? 04:07:44: RIght, that just misses 04:07:50: Ah 04:07:51: Oh well 04:07:54: wait, we can just remove things from play like that? 04:08:00: yeah 04:08:02: Sorry, I'm just looking for alternatives to scribblar right now 04:08:11: thatd be nice 04:08:16: If a power does that, chances are when Deg makes his saving throw the thing comes back into play. 04:08:21: The body snatcher appears back where it was, sweating profusely 04:08:29: The area around it is very slippery from the sweat 04:08:32: can anyone grant me a saving throw 04:08:35: I can. 04:08:47: End turn 04:08:50: alright next turn throw one my way 04:08:57: so I dont destroy you with my axe 04:08:58: Oh I was going to. 04:09:03: I would love to not get hit with an axe. 04:09:10: Frank 04:09:10: having your strongest character dominated probably isnt a good idea when he is standing next to you 04:09:11: Go 04:09:18: Yup yup. 04:09:26: Degdeg will lose all his saving throws and TPK the party 04:09:30: then throw himself in the pit 04:09:44: So, grah, that whole domination business means maybe I shouldn't go straight into striker mode though. 04:10:01: yeah stay defender for a little bit at least 04:10:04: The music has turned perfect for this domination 04:10:06: A map update while I decide what to do please? 04:10:07: It's very ominus 04:10:09: Unless you think you and Raven can kill D2 before he gets another round off. 04:10:11: It's very ominous* 04:10:16: B2* 04:10:36: http://gyazo.com/678f751198c467ca0d3f345103328b3f 04:10:38: I don't know how much health they have, we might be able to, but I dunno. 04:10:38: Map update 04:10:51: delf I said one left of W 04:10:55: as in actually left of him on the map 04:10:56: Ouch, B2 is ways off still. 04:11:11: You are left of him 04:11:19: no I am under neath him 04:11:21: I think he meant in front of me. 04:11:28: Ah 04:11:29: Oh yeah, is that eladrin bloodied? 04:11:33: No 04:11:37: huh 04:11:39: kay 04:11:55: r is the badguy right? 04:11:59: Another striker attack will do it probably 04:12:04: hahahaha 04:12:07: Yes. Attack R 04:12:12: Well alright, I activate my Defender Aura, I move down along the southern end of the pit near Raven, and then I charge at the other Bodysnatcher so I am adjacent to both it and the Eladrin. 04:12:30: 1d20+10 vs. AC 04:12:30: Frank, vs. AC: [12] = 22 04:12:43: Hit 04:12:50: I thought charging was a move and standard? 04:12:57: 1d8+8 damage. 04:12:58: Frank, damage.: [2] = 10 04:13:08: I'm pretty sure charging is just a standard? 04:13:18: Charging is standard 04:13:18: hmm 04:13:21: okay 04:13:40: Yup. 04:14:14: Also oh hey, that should have been +11 actually, forgot charging adds a +1 to hit, either way. That's all folks. 04:14:21: Corgi? 04:14:30: yup 04:14:40: fountain of flame spell!!! 04:14:46: On? 04:14:56: and are they in range 04:15:00: http://gyazo.com/8ddf64e44865cc60d88aa574edc319f1 04:15:11: http://gyazo.com/d7984af3d6f9be660330e373112fc573 04:15:38: They are not in range 04:15:39: If you move first while in corgi form you can get in range. 04:15:40: it shoots 10 squares and stays so maybe, maybe later 04:15:41: Who are you trying to hit 04:15:55: whoever is closest 04:16:04: that is an enemy 04:16:29: You're going to have to move to get them. 04:16:51: okay, i move and then burn them 04:16:52: Yar, with corgi form active you should be able to move... like 8 squares maybe? I don't know what your speed is. 04:16:58: But it is more then enough to get in range, yar. 04:16:58: 7 04:17:16: Also, try not to hit Frank. 04:17:30: It can't hit me. 04:17:30: it might be better to launch it at frank 04:17:32: cause its a burst 04:17:34: it would hit both 04:17:37: It only targets enemies in the burst. 04:17:39: it burns enemies it says 04:17:44: yeah 04:17:46: OH look at that. 04:17:46: So yar, aim it right at me. 04:17:57: Willem is very impressed with this dog's control. 04:19:03: corgnelius runs and burns 04:19:25: Ok 04:19:28: So what is corgi doing 04:19:49: corgnelius points up two sentences 04:20:02: Roll it 04:20:37: it says intelligence so would that be 1d20+18? 04:20:42: Nope. 04:21:04: It would be 1 d 20 plus the inteligence modifier, which in that case would be +4. 04:21:14: aha 04:21:19: But you may also have an implement givingi you additional bonuses to the attack. 04:21:26: Plus there is your half level, so another +2. 04:21:36: The total is written on your sheet 04:21:43: corgnelius, hitting: [9] = 15 04:21:43: 1d20+6 hitting 04:21:49: it's a lot more than +6 04:22:04: vs? 04:22:34: it says +6 on the sheet 04:22:52: oh, really? In the attack workspace? 04:23:01: oh 04:23:01: Show me your sheet 04:23:21: http://gyazo.com/564218935f9ea57e292a2bf5f0d35de7 04:23:27: so plus 7 04:23:32: Yar, I don't think Ben made it to any of the combat practices, I think only me and Waffle made it to any of the combat practices, which is kind of silly. 04:23:39: yeah 04:23:42: so +7 04:23:50: so score of 16 04:24:03: vs reflex was it? 04:24:03: against reflex 04:24:08: Yup. 04:24:33: No hit 04:24:42: On any 04:24:45: miss is half damage though 04:24:55: so roll damage 04:25:04: 3d8+11 04:25:04: corgnelius, 3d8+11: [5, 6, 6] = 28 04:25:07: Also, that was a burst. Was it only targeting one creature? 04:25:37: so 14 damage. No hit on anyone 04:25:42: Because you should roll separately for each target you attack 04:25:59: and it looks like there are two targets there 04:26:17: 1d20+7 the other dude 04:26:17: corgnelius, the other dude: [14] = 21 04:26:59: Hit 04:27:06: 28 damage on him then 04:27:16: woo 04:27:45: b2 bloodied 04:27:49: yay 04:28:01: and now they take 5 per turn they stay in the area yes? 04:28:07: so he was bloodied from just 18 damage, eh? 04:28:12: er, 28 04:28:34: For the bodysnatchers, si. Spindly little body borrowing nasties. 04:28:38: I see 04:28:53: Those guys are dicks 04:28:54: He had been hit already 04:29:05: oh, ok 04:29:07: Wait 04:29:12: I missed that 04:29:14: Or wait, yar, I hit the bodysnatcher for 10. 04:29:14: I put damage on the wrong bodysnatcher 04:29:15: Nevermind 04:29:23: Ah, so there we are. 04:29:34: 38 damage on that bodysnatcher then total, all is understood. 04:29:43: He is however still bloodied 04:29:50: right 04:29:54: 10 damage on one, then 28 on the other I thought 04:29:56: Don't forget I hit that other one for three damage. And I inconvenienced him slightly. 04:30:25: So, B2 is bloodied 04:30:32: and it's E's turn 04:30:34: I did 10 damage to the bodysnatcher, I can't see the map so I don't know which one took the full damage between him and the eladrin. 04:30:47: B1 is currently in Degdeg's head and not bloodied 04:30:58: And the eladrin has taken 3 damage earlier, but also the damage from from Raven which I have forgotten at this point how much it was. 04:31:06: I'll check 04:31:20: oh 04:31:26: Also which took the flame hit, the eladrin or the bodysnatcher? 04:31:26: it rolled off the screen 04:31:30: check the logs Delf 04:31:45: or mark damage in the map chat, which is what I used to do 04:31:58: It was.... 04:32:11: it was 29 04:32:12: 45 in total 04:32:19: great 04:32:25: total damage so far is 45 04:32:27: And he's still not bloodied? 04:32:27: NOW 04:32:32: THE ELADRIN 04:32:40: Shifts away 04:32:43: Vengeful guardian! 04:32:46: I smack him. 04:32:50: 1d20+8 vs. AC 04:32:50: Frank, vs. AC: [9] = 17 04:32:53: No hit 04:33:00: He does however launch an arrow at your face 04:33:01: Drats, well I tried guys. 04:33:13: 1d20+13 v AC 04:33:13: handofevil, v AC: [6] = 19 04:33:16: Miss. 04:33:34: He looks disgusted with you 04:33:37: End turn 04:33:47: I assume that I missed with my swipe, and my swipe took out his arrow, cause that is awesome. 04:33:53: Yes 04:33:56: That is what happened 04:34:06: Okay, stealthing vs the B2 04:34:10: Willem yells across the room "Cool, Frank!" 04:34:12: 1d20+16 04:34:13: Raven_Moonshadow, 1d20+16: [3] = 19 04:34:25: Hit 04:34:31: that's just stealth 04:34:36: Oh 04:34:47: That'd be a crazy high attack roll for a level 5. 04:34:48: Success 04:34:58: then I step out to where I have a clear shot... which I guess is basically adjacent to B2 04:35:26: and use my close combat shot power thing 04:35:41: 1d20+13+2 vs AC 04:35:42: Raven_Moonshadow, vs AC: [1] = 16 04:35:44: welp 04:35:51: You shoot yourself in the foot 04:35:53: Raven also tried guys. 04:36:04: These foes are crafty. 04:36:15: You grant CA until the start of your next turn 04:36:28: Next? 04:36:53: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3KUZVkco4g 04:36:53: Alright, I'm up right? 04:36:54: oops 04:36:58: Also I found an alternative to Scribblar 04:37:04: You shot yourself in the foot so hard you kicked yourself out of the chat 04:37:05: corgi 10, frank 14, body snatchers 15, degdeg 16, willem 21, raven 23, eladrin 26 04:37:11: just barely caught the init before i rolled off screen 04:37:16: https://realtimeboard.com/ 04:37:16: needs a sign up though, so not right now 04:37:20: Can I get a map update? 04:37:21: Yup, Willems turn. 04:37:23: I'll try and put it in a widget for next time 04:38:36: so willem's up 04:38:43: http://gyazo.com/c4a84238979cad939d16eb8de4fe305e 04:38:47: Update 04:39:16: Cool. So first I'll use my Knack for Success to grant Degdeg a saving throw. 04:39:27: does that give a bonus to the throw? 04:39:40: It does not. 04:39:45: 1d20 04:39:46: Degdeg, 1d20: [15] = 15 04:39:47: WOO 04:39:54: Huzzah! 04:39:55: You are a gold dwarf right? Don't they have bonuses against mind altering effects? Not that you needed it. 04:40:02: err 04:40:06: I don't think so 04:40:07: The Body Snatcher appears 5 squares away, and he is pissed 04:40:17: Is he directly in front of me? 04:40:17: Well, gold dwarf/shield dwarf shenanigans anyways. 04:40:28: No 04:40:32: He is 5 squares away 04:40:40: Well I mean like... can I still shoot magic at his face? 04:40:46: Or is he behind a wall/ 04:40:47: He's probably closer to the Eldarin, probably in range though yar. 04:40:58: He is behind you 04:41:07: Oh, he is in the other direction, how unpleasant. 04:41:11: What an asshole. 04:41:26: But in perfect magic to the face range I'd think. 04:41:27: Well I can either try to immobilize this guy, or drop some roots over there and tangle up the main fight. 04:41:44: I'm thinking don't worry about us for the moment. 04:42:13: Righto. I'm going to Frost Flash B1, then. 04:42:33: 1d20+6+3+2 vs fort 04:42:33: Willem, vs fort: [3] = 14 04:42:37: so minor action means that i can change like whenever? can i just be a blur of constant man corgi changings? 04:42:39: OH MY GOD. 04:42:40: Nope 04:42:51: Willem is so, so sorry about these rolls you guys. 04:43:07: B1 made a coat out of some of DegDeg's brain cells 04:43:13: And its impervious to your cold 04:43:15: the bastard! 04:43:22: willem end turn? 04:43:24: I'll destroy him 04:43:26: Yep. 04:43:30: Go beat his face. 04:43:46: http://gyazo.com/19d5482c85b0f57f0eff95f21a270dd2 04:43:50: map update-- ah 04:44:01: okay 04:44:05: I move up to him 04:44:10: annnd target with blood of the mighty 04:44:21: I activate mocking smite onto it 04:44:29: 1d20+9 vs AC 04:44:30: Degdeg, vs AC: [19] = 28 04:44:34: critical! 04:44:37: Crap 04:45:07: And it was all thanks to MY saving throw. So really, this is as much my victory as anyone's. 04:45:07: Give me your damage sir 04:45:21: The music has gone sad 04:45:24: it is appropriate 04:45:37: because a wonderful henchman is about to lose his life 04:45:38: and ill add my weapon power to it 04:45:40: I hope you are happy 04:45:46: 4d12+5+3+2d12+1d12+5 04:45:46: Degdeg, 4d12+5+3+2d12+1d12+5: [5, 3, 1, 3, 5, 9, 11] = 50 04:45:48: :D 04:45:51: I'm pretty stoked about it. 04:45:54: hahahaha 04:45:56: Bloodied 04:45:56: Holy shit. 04:46:00: Whaaat? 04:46:06: That is amazing 04:46:16: I'll tell you guys when you kill him 04:46:21: the attack is 4d12+5 normally, 3 from mocking smite, critical, then my chainreach weapon ability 04:46:25: Degdeg is more defender then striker, but yar that is a pretty good hit, yar. 04:46:33: I built to be more striker 04:46:37: Don't forget the three damage on him from my cold. DON 04:46:38: cause of franks weirdness 04:46:40: oh ya 04:46:41: 'T FORGET. 04:46:42: woooo 04:46:46: cant forget that 04:46:47: End turn? 04:46:49: you know what 04:46:51: I'll action point 04:46:55: and smash his face in with my axe again 04:46:57: 1d20+9 vs ac 04:46:57: Degdeg, vs ac: [19] = 28 04:47:00: pahahaha 04:47:01: Hahahahaha. 04:47:01: .... 04:47:03: 1d12+5 04:47:03: Degdeg, 1d12+5: [5] = 10 04:47:12: It wasn't worth it because he only had one hit point but oh well 04:47:16: 1d12 04:47:17: Degdeg, 1d12: [2] = 2 04:47:20: 12 damage 04:47:21: Totally worth it. 04:47:23: ok that was pretty great 04:47:38: minor action to flash the most rad thumbs up imaginable to willem 04:47:39: 1d20 04:47:39: Degdeg, 1d20: [14] = 14 04:47:44: and end turn 04:47:53: I guess you could say you had a *shades* Knack for Success. 04:47:56: That thumps up is not nearly most rad 04:48:03: hey did the body snatcher end within 10 squares of me? 04:48:05: +20 thumbs up bonus 04:48:14: Sunglasses fall from the roof onto willem's face 04:48:19: No corgi 04:48:21: NOW 04:48:23: Immediate reaction: Freeze-frame high five. 04:48:23: BODY SNATCHERS 04:48:30: HEY PERSONA BOSS FIGHT SONG 04:48:33: Body snatchers haven't had their turn yet, now it is the lone snatcher's turn. 04:48:37: ooh really 04:48:38: which one 04:48:46: i closed the video to watch another video 04:48:56: 3 04:49:02: I mean which boss fight 04:49:11: I dunno 04:49:14: ANYWAY 04:49:17: SNATCHERS 04:49:23: Is there a lady singing in it? 04:49:24: Snatcher* 04:49:24: Snatcher rather 04:49:34: snatcher 04:49:34: B2 teleports 04:49:50: Cause if so then it is probably Battle for Everyone's Souls, I know that is a popular one from the persona series. 04:49:50: And tries to dominate raven 04:49:55: 1d20+8 04:49:55: handofevil, 1d20+8: [19] = 27 04:50:01: Oh snap. 04:50:01: Raven is dominated 04:50:04: yeah tht' s a hit 04:50:13: Wait, oh wait he teleported, that isn't a shift at all, crud. 04:50:23: You get +2 to damage and attack until you are undominated 04:50:35: its likely battle for everyones souls cause theres a lot of final boss music in there 04:50:43: Yes Deg 04:50:44: It is 04:50:45: but it could honestly be mass destruction reach out to the truth or face myself 04:50:48: Can anyone else grant a saving throw? 04:50:51: cause persona has all kindsof rad battle music 04:50:54: because I would love not to be shot with arrows. 04:50:56: yeah I can I think 04:50:59: Ta da, I guessed correctly. 04:51:09: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXlnw1PsQ6w 04:51:12: We need persona music 04:51:14: Problem is, Raven has a turn before any of you guys do. 04:51:29: nope 04:51:30: Go frank 04:51:33: I cant 04:51:43: unless delf lets me use lay on hands to give a saving throw instead of healing surge 04:51:50: And prepared to be murdered by Raven 04:51:51: Right, so I don't know where that bodysnatcher is anymore cause he teleported away, map please. 04:52:01: Well, I hope B2 is a really bad dominator and just shoots the Eladrin, anyway. 04:52:04: He's in Raven's head. 04:52:13: http://gyazo.com/8072981d6897cad77c7c488b70782172 04:52:16: Yeah 04:52:22: He's in Raven's head 04:52:28: Oh right, he is in Raven's head, he isn't anywhere. 04:52:41: "bluh i say, bluh!" 04:52:47: Maybe if you hit her really hard, he'll come out. 04:52:48: - bodysnatcher 04:52:53: try it 04:53:00: Hahahaha 04:53:26: http://gyazo.com/885f58bee4c5f96b3b8bc50aa903c521 04:53:27: I was thinking maybe some kind of grapple, I don't have any powers for that kind of stuff though. 04:53:30: She's not even putting up a fight 04:53:42: you can use a str standard to just grab them 04:54:02: bodysnatcher sends thoughts to raven 04:54:24: Is anybody super badly hurt? It might be better to just finish off the Eladrin and let Raven save. 04:54:26: Yar, but I don't think that grabbing her would prevent her from shooting anyone. 04:54:38: Yar, that is the other thing, might be better off smacking the elf. 04:54:39: yeah they have to escape the grab 04:54:54: He isn't bloodied yet though, so if I go after him I'm staying in defender mode for a bit. 04:55:12: I think I'll just go for the Eladrin this turn. 04:55:50: First, Ventriloquist trick. 04:55:52: 1d6 04:55:52: Frank, 1d6: [1] = 1 04:56:15: "I can see your lips moving, Frank!" 04:56:17: Right, I can slide the elf 2 squares, but not into hindering terrain, I was hoping for the other option but ah well. 04:56:34: Hmmm... 04:57:07: That doesn't really open up any opportunities though, ah well. 04:57:19: I move the eladrin up 1 square and diagonal up and to the left 1 square. 04:57:37: k 04:57:38: I then move up there so I am in the square to the left of him and I shall Batter Down him. 04:57:49: 1d20+8 vs. AC 04:57:49: Frank, vs. AC: [16] = 24 04:58:14: Frank, damage and he is knocked prone if that is a hit.: [1, 8] = 17 04:58:14: 2d8+8 damage and he is knocked prone if that is a hit. 04:58:45: Ok 04:59:04: BLOODIED 04:59:11: I'm guessing that was a hit then? Sweet, action point time then! 04:59:23: THIS IS FOR SHOOTING THE CORGI! 04:59:30: LIFE ENDING STRIKE 04:59:31: Oh wow, I forgot those were a thing 04:59:49: 1d20+10 vs. AC 04:59:49: Frank, vs. AC: [6] = 16 04:59:54: Crap. 04:59:54: noooo 05:00:02: wasted action poitns are the worst 05:00:10: Ah well, half damage on a miss. 05:00:18: The eladrin is disgusted with your attempt 05:00:24: He sneers into the floor. 05:00:31: Wait he's prone do you get a bonus? 05:00:49: 4d8+8 damage, and my defender aura is gone as I go into primal fury, and gain 15 temporary hit points. 05:00:49: Frank, damage, and my defender aura is gone as I go into primal fury, and gain 15 temporary hit points.: [8, 1, 2, 5] = 24 05:00:57: I did that with the combat advantage from the prone. 05:01:04: Ouch, only 12 damage, that really sucks. 05:01:22: Though that would have kinda sucked even with the full damage compared to how much I could have done, oh well. 05:01:30: If it makes you feel better, I'm going to knock him down again on my turn so he'll be really inconvenienced. 05:01:54: My defender aura is down, he is currently prone, I have a bunch of temporary hit points, it works out. 05:02:06: Corgi 05:03:14: okay, so the best solution with half our team being taken over by body snatchers is to just target everything right 05:03:33: Only one person is taken over by a body snatcher. 05:03:34: Well, the only enemy to target at the moment is the eladrin. 05:03:39: The other body snatcher is a smear on the flooor. 05:03:54: glad you agree! 05:04:01: stinking cloud! 05:04:19: http://gyazo.com/35517d193366743202e215109df6d387 05:04:53: so i roll for everyone now right 05:04:56: I'd advise against that. Also how many daily powers do you get access to as a wizard at 4th level? 05:05:06: i dont know 05:05:13: 2 05:05:16: i think 05:05:20: You'd be better of just hitting the Eladrin with something. 05:05:24: as many as delf says i do 05:05:34: no it's your spell book that sas 05:05:38: says 05:05:45: Yar, 2 at level 5. I'd still suggest not doing the stinking cloud right now. 05:05:47: but hes so far away 05:05:59: launch magic missile or something 05:06:17: Yar, cause stinking cloud is more team kill at the moment then enemy kill. 05:06:17: You can move like 7 squares, you should be able to get him. 05:06:29: okay then 05:06:50: i move closer to him and cinder shoot his face 05:07:25: Roll it 05:07:33: 1d20+7 05:07:33: corgnelius, 1d20+7: [2] = 9 05:07:38: hahha 05:07:49: against reflex 05:07:58: You have advantage, he's prone. 05:08:14: Not that it's really going to help. 05:08:24: Not if it is a ranged attack, if it is a ranged attack then he takes a -2 to his chance to hit I think. 05:08:37: Ohh yeah. 05:08:44: Well, you super-miss him then. 05:08:46: Yeah no hit 05:08:52: :( 05:09:08: corgi 10, frank 14, body snatchers 15, degdeg 16, willem 21, raven 23, eladrin 26 05:09:23: Eladrin's turn, he is prone. 05:09:37: And with a very angry pixie next to him. 05:09:38: The eladrin is panicking 05:09:52: Oh right, not skype can't do that 05:09:58: He stands up 05:10:10: actually it is panicking 05:10:13: Whatevs 05:10:15: Yeah you were right. 05:10:22: Narrative is taking over at this point 05:10:23: bodysnatcher takes -2 penalty to spelling 05:10:33: Holding his side, he limps over to the edge of the balcony 05:10:52: He was prone though, is he sacrificing his standard for another move? 05:11:08: Also if he is limping, that sounds like not a shift. 05:12:03: we won! 05:12:13: mIBBIT YOUU PIECE OF CRAP 05:12:24: Anyway 05:12:27: so, did he sacrifice his standard for another move, and is he not shifting? 05:12:34: i think plot stuff is happening 05:12:38: He begins to chant 05:12:43: You can't understand him 05:12:53: He throws himself off the balcony and into the pit 05:12:54: Not if I cut his throat with an opportunity attack. 05:13:03: yeah i think OA's are in order 05:13:15: 1d20+8 vs. AC 05:13:16: Frank, vs. AC: [10] = 18 05:13:17: Frank is nowhere near him so no 05:13:27: I was adjacent to him when he stood up. 05:13:28: Frank was just hitting him with an axe. 05:13:30: Oh 05:13:33: Ah 05:13:33: He had to move away from me. 05:13:38: Well no hit anyway 05:13:45: HE THROWS HIMSELF INTO THE PIT 05:13:53: Also is he chanting in elven? Cause that seems like something an eladrin would chant in. 05:13:58: A deep rumble is heard 05:14:00: In which case we have people who could understand him. 05:14:08: or primordial or somethign 05:14:08: Nope. Not elven 05:14:12: What language? 05:14:17: i think its primordial 05:14:18: can i pee down the pit 05:14:25: In a moment. 05:14:27: yeah 05:14:29: You're not sure. You couldn't understand it 05:14:37: The doors suddenly shut and the room goes dark 05:14:39: So he's speaking Plot. 05:14:44: Yes. He is speaking plot 05:14:50: Very good! 05:15:06: okay can we end on a cliffhanger soon because I'm really sleepy and it's past my bedtime 05:15:11: Right, so move action to stand up, standard to move, and minor to sacficie himself in an occult ritual, all good. 05:15:14: Yes, that is what I'm doing 05:15:15: also I still have a bodysnatcher in my head 05:15:25: 1d20 saving throw 05:15:25: Igfig, saving throw: [11] = 11 05:15:26: Arcane symbols light up the room 05:15:27: Was it not dark in here before? 05:15:27: corgnelius pees into pit 05:15:39: Oh now it's light again. All good! 05:16:07: And the stairs fall away into the pit revealing a bubbling pool of... something glowing 05:16:23: Which you can assume is also arcane 05:17:15: Guys, I suspect that he did not just surrender because he was impressed with our prowess. 05:17:38: so what about that last body snatcher 05:17:43: corgnelius continues my pit piss 05:17:47: Maybe he committed magically assisted suicide? 05:17:58: He flies out of Raven and into the pool 05:18:19: Does he go past anyone who would get an OA? 05:18:26: No he is flying 05:18:33: and it's narrative 05:18:38: what a dick 05:18:48: The narrative fairies protect him 05:19:00: This place is just lousy with fairies. 05:19:05: Frank, can you talk to them? 05:19:32: Probably, but fairies are jerks. 05:20:24: Alright, so all the enemies have flown into a pit of glowing... stuff. 05:20:35: Yup 05:20:45: can we throw the dog in 05:21:03: the dog is peeing in the pit 05:21:24: because it is a dog 05:21:35: still? 05:21:38: are we leaving off here delf 05:21:39: It looks a lot like this 05:21:41: http://gyazo.com/c6f125459953946849ad126dffbaf232 05:21:44: aat the bubblign pit of mysterry 05:21:54: lovely 05:21:54: Nope. 05:21:56: One more action 05:22:08: lets throw something in to see what hapens 05:22:10: To leave on a proper cliffhanger 05:22:24: Igfig broods 05:22:26: we are throwing in all my urine 05:22:35: yes 05:22:38: what happens to the urine 05:22:50: You know, thanks to the dog we never even established that these guys are the ones we're after. 05:22:57: oh ya 05:23:00: It goes into the pit 05:23:07: what hapepns to it in the pit 05:23:24: You have no idea 05:23:39: I'm assuming bad idea to go in 05:23:41: you know 05:23:46: that fight lasted 12 seconds in dnd real time 05:23:56: neato 05:24:00: do you have to touch something to arcane it? 05:24:08: My experience with glowing hellpits is pretty limited, but from what I know it's probably a real shitshow down there. 05:24:22: no I wouldnt say so but i think we can assume its magic 05:24:34: i hope its a portal and some demon is getting piss in the face 05:24:50: 1d20+11 to read the hell words 05:24:50: corgnelius, to read the hell words: [5] = 16 05:25:24: You fail terribly 05:25:30: hmm 05:25:32: "woof" 05:26:01: I don't suppose Nature or Perception would be terribly useful here. 05:26:01: 1d20+8 history to see if any of my readings have said anything about this 05:26:01: Degdeg, history to see if any of my readings have said anything about this: [19] = 27 05:26:12: man i got all kinds of history in here 05:26:16: corgnelius tosses ball bearings down the pit 05:27:28: It's an ancient portal into the fey, established by the great Pharoh Bhatamhar and placed within his pyramid as part of his belief that his soul would ascend into the high elf nobility upon death. 05:27:38: dang son 05:27:45: guys im just gunna make a history check every chance possiblr 05:27:50: Degdeg, on corgi: [20] = 28 05:27:50: 1d20+8 on corgi 05:27:53: wekp 05:27:55: welp 05:28:01: i just wasted a 20 sorry guys 05:28:09: i just peed on pharoh soul 05:28:18: On the plus side, you know everything there is to know about this Corgi. 05:28:26: For instance, just how much urine can he hold? 05:28:44: All the urine 05:28:48: "woof" 05:28:55: lets fill this portal with pee then 05:29:06: He found a bag of holding once and had his bladder replaced with it 05:29:10: give 'em my history delf 05:29:11: Anyway, seeing as Bahamut is at war in the fey and War Master Emily was kidnapped in here, I suppose we should at least poke our heads in. 05:29:19: eeehh 05:29:24: sure lets hop in 05:29:33: I grab the pixie and the dog and dive on in 05:29:38: Willem steps carefully around the urine on the stairs. 05:29:40: eww i just peed there 05:29:47: oh yeah 05:29:51: i forgot about the pee on the stairs 05:29:57: i guess we slip and fall into the portal 05:30:01: Yup 05:30:08: And now we will end the session 05:30:12: Because people are tired 05:30:13: hurah 05:30:13: brilliant 05:30:15: good game guys 05:30:20: haha 05:30:23: Roll for sleep Ig 05:30:24: delf let me see the logs after this 05:30:29: Degdeg, sleep: [3] = 3 05:30:29: and now I bid you goodnight 05:30:29: 1d20 sleep