23:04:37: WOOOO 23:04:42: AND SO 23:04:44: 17 POINTS ON THE MOTTO. IT IS OFFICIAL 23:04:50: SESSION 2 OF "HOW BADLY CAN WE DESTROY THE WORLD" BEGINS 23:05:06: Is everyone in? 23:05:13: I dunno. 23:05:15: I am 23:05:22: same 23:05:22: Map is at http://champion.uwaterloo.ca/~igfich/pwotdnd/ 23:05:29: That's all that matters Ig 23:05:30: though i cant do anything on the ap 23:05:30: ALRIGHT 23:06:10: hey, am I no longer a moderator 23:06:15: or op 23:06:34: LAST SESSION: You chased a pickpocket out of town who turned out to be an elite member of Bahamut's Guard. He offered you a job and you took it. You are now on the search for War Master Emily. 23:06:35: waffle is made of fart pass it on 23:06:44: (I don't know how to claim the channel so it's whoever get's here first) 23:06:46: are you id'ed ig? 23:06:54: SHould be 23:06:57: I only see Delf on the board. 23:07:02: "Whose this igfig fellow" 23:07:10: Are you logged on? 23:07:21: all I see is "waffle sucks and cannot do anything" 23:07:37: you dont show as id'ed 23:07:44: ?????? 23:08:00: you need to sign up for the website 23:08:03: oh 23:08:06: which website 23:08:10: I'll do it now 23:08:17: Oh wait, I see Ig on the board yar. 23:08:23: You were sent into a Pyramid where you found a Fey Kidnapping Party. You utterly destroyed them but ALAS, the single eladrin created a portal in the center of the room and disappeared. The doors then shut and, with nowhere else to go, you jumped into the portal as well, not knowing what would happen 23:08:26: Realtimeboard 23:08:31: AND THUS OUR SECOND SESSION BEGINS 23:08:48: deg deg climbs onto corgi's back while waffle goes to sigh up 23:08:51: You now find yourself falling from an incredibly great height 23:09:08: I don't remember that last part at all, Delf 23:09:40: Waffle shoves us all in after you left. 23:09:42: shoved* 23:09:44: I see 23:09:59: To your left, you can see a pot of petunia's and off in the distance you think you can see a whale, but enough about that. You are nearing the ground very rapidly. What are you going to do? 23:10:23: then waffle slipped on a piss puddle that came out of nowhere 23:10:24: hey no hitchhiker's guide reerences 23:10:41: I just fly down cause I am a pixie. 23:10:51: I'm signed up so I refreshed the map but its just a grey page 23:10:53: The pixie can fly, and is probably strong enough to slow someone else's fall 23:11:09: (slow mine) 23:11:17: (im small enough) 23:11:23: The pixie can only fly like 1 or 5 squares if I recall. His turn has ended and he is now falling 23:11:40: I think I just go down to my height, but I'll double checkk. 23:11:44: The board should be blank except for "Waffle Sucks and Can't do Anything" 23:12:05: Yeah, the pixie can hover, he just can't fly too high 23:12:15: I can slow my own fall a bit 23:12:15: okay so we're all flying 23:12:17: pixie is safe 23:12:21: the rest of are gunna die 23:12:22: 11 damage worth of fall 23:12:46: Well you are kind of falling from about 5000 feet 23:12:47: unless somebody has feather fall 23:13:00: uh 23:13:05: I suppose I dont have time to cast a ritual do I 23:13:27: "Oh Dear, not again." 23:13:29: where are we going to land 23:13:29: rituals tend to take ten minutes or so 23:13:32: Oh, apparently I do fall and crash if I am above my altitude limit. 23:13:38: Shut up, Agrajag 23:13:45: are we going to crash into hard ground 23:13:57: From what you can see, you are going to land in a dense forest 23:14:05: hmmm 23:14:07: what do you guys think 23:14:09: of grabbing onto me 23:14:16: and I hook my axe through a branch and break our fall 23:14:19: I'll tke all the damage 23:14:31: YOU'RE ALMOST NEAR THE GROUND 23:14:40: THINK FAST 23:14:41: corgnelius grabs Degdeg 23:14:42: does the party agree to this plan 23:14:44: THERES ONE 23:14:51: get your fat asses onto this even fatter dwarf 23:14:57: I do so 23:14:58: You guys suddenly smack into the ground and find... yourself unharmed 23:15:01: Frank hops on the corgi's back. 23:15:03: oh 23:15:04: well shit 23:15:05: oh,w ell 23:15:15: I bump everyone off my back 23:15:19: Frank remains on the corgi's back. 23:15:25: hell has soft floors 23:15:47: I don't think there are too many dense forests in hell. 23:15:57: at least none that arent on fire 23:16:01: Indeed, where are we? 23:16:03: soo we're in a big dense forest now 23:16:07: After the shock of landing and not dieing horribly wears off, you take in your surroundings. You are in a dense forest of Silver trees with light blue leaves. There is a shimmer about the fauna. 23:16:16: Also it's dusk. 23:16:17: like a heata haze? 23:16:18: what kind of fauna 23:16:22: heat* 23:16:32: "WOOF" 23:16:41: All the fauna. Plants, tree's, grass, though you see no animals 23:16:54: thats flora mate 23:16:55: hmm 23:16:55: I That is flora. 23:16:57: are you saying the trees and grass are all animals 23:16:59: it probably wont do much but 23:17:07: Fauna are fauns, flora are flowers. 23:17:13: or are we all blind? 23:17:14: 1d20+3 nature to identify the trees and stuff 23:17:21: Degdeg, nature to identify the trees and stuff: [10] = 13 23:17:22: gosh dangit fortuna 23:17:24: silverwood trees? 23:17:25: ther we go 23:17:45: Look for saplings 23:17:59: Let's say it looks like this 23:18:01: data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBhQSERUUExQVFRUWGBwYGRgYGB0cHBgcFxwYHBgXGBgXHiYfGhwkHBgZIC8gIycpLCwsHB4xNTAqNSYrLCkBCQoKDgwOGg8PGiokHCQsLC0sLCwuLCwpLC4pLCwsLCksLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLywsLCwsLCwqLCksKf/AABEIAQMAwgMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAbAAACAwEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAEBQADBgIBB//EAEAQAAIBAgQDBQUGBQMEAgMAAAECAwARBBIhMQVBURMiYXGBBjKRobEUI0LB4fAzUm 23:18:02: .... 23:18:04: That was terrible 23:18:05: aah yes 23:18:06: makes sense 23:18:10: yes we are blind 23:18:15: I have a feeling that this place would look familiar to pixies. 23:18:18: http://pic.pilpix.com/14/14994/silver-tree-in-purple.jpg 23:18:22: Potentially. 23:18:25: pixie's are native to the fae 23:18:44: so you're probably our best source of info here 23:18:46: We hopped through a portal that was created by an Eladrin, who are also native to the fae. 23:18:58: 1d20+4 Nature I suppose. 23:19:00: Frank, Nature I suppose.: [2] = 6 23:19:03: corgnelius, nature: [6] = 14 23:19:03: 1d20+8 nature 23:19:09: we suck at knowledge 23:19:12: winner! 23:19:19: raven wanna get a try at it in too 23:19:20: You can't tell what any of these things are. Just that they are beautiful 23:19:21: I'm not a smart pixie. 23:19:35: I know nothing of nature. 23:19:38: But shiny trees are good trees. 23:19:43: 1d20+2 nature 23:19:45: Raven_Moonshadow, nature: [1] = 3 23:19:49: Nothing at all 23:19:49: I pick off some leaves 23:19:54: recklessly since we know nothing 23:20:04: and feed them to the dog 23:20:05: Frank slaps Degdeg's hands. 23:20:07: to see if anything happens 23:20:09: corgnelius pees on all the trees 23:20:16: WE ARE MAKING GOOD PROGRESS 23:20:21: WOOF 23:20:22: lets try and get our bearing 23:20:23: I look closely at the trunks to see if I can find any pure nodes 23:20:33: I have no idea what is happeing 23:20:40: is there even a north or south in the fae 23:20:40: (the woof means all these trees are mine) 23:20:42: Are you all just kind of recklessly destroying nature 23:20:44: also I look for shimmerleaf flowers 23:20:47: kinda ya 23:20:56: I don't think I recognize this particular region, but I'm assuming we are in the Faewild, or however it is spelled. 23:20:59: Feywild. 23:21:01: i am claiming the entire forest 23:21:05: thats no good 23:21:09: and how does the dog have so much pee 23:21:14: Degdeg, as you reach out to grab some leaves, a brand suddenly smacks you in the face 23:21:19: a brand? 23:21:20: And you hear a loud groaning 23:21:26: i have infinite pee 23:21:27: branch 23:21:27: like an iron poker thing 23:21:29: A branch 23:21:29: oh okay 23:21:32: dang 23:21:40: 1 damage 23:21:42: Yup, definitely Feywild. 23:21:45: "OY I HAVE AN AXE IN A FOREST TREES DONT MAKE ME DO ITS JOB" 23:21:58: Frank slaps Frank. 23:22:00: "You get one warning dwarf. Do not destroy the forest or you will feel it's wrath." 23:22:01: (smh) 23:22:04: I mean degdeg. 23:22:09: "the dog is peeing all over the trees" 23:22:14: "what about him" 23:22:18: "The dog is a dog. It will do that." 23:22:21: "That's totally natural." 23:22:22: "fuck dogs" 23:22:25: :D 23:22:30: You have no idea where this sound is coming from either 23:22:33: I kick the dog 23:22:46: "where are we, oh great tree voice" 23:22:50: corgnelius bites Degdeg 23:22:53: Also apparently I was wrong, at much as the timing is poor, turns out supper time is now. 23:22:58: So... 23:23:02: gorge yourself 23:23:08: Frank hops on the corgi's back and takes a nap. 23:23:49: trying to talk to the voice seems to have not gotten anywhere 23:23:59: lets wander aimlessly 23:24:28: Is Igfig still here or did he crash 23:24:37: I'm not sure 23:24:41: does the tree respond at all or no 23:24:47: I'm here, I just don't have much to say at the moment 23:24:48: No 23:24:50: Ah 23:24:52: Okay 23:24:53: blah 23:24:55: because I am mysterious and aloof 23:25:06: raven enjoys watching dwarves bumble around 23:25:09: hahahaha 23:25:22: degdeg seriously considers launching his axe at a trunk 23:25:23: So, what is everyone doing then 23:25:28: frank is napping 23:25:29: corgi is peeing 23:25:34: raven is watchign degdeg 23:25:41: and degdeg is trying to find out where we are 23:25:46: i am claiming the entire forest as my own 23:25:57: You are in the middle of a forest in the feywild 23:26:02: just 23:26:06: right smack down in the middle? 23:26:12: is the eladrin's body here or soemthing 23:26:15: or did he not fall in 23:26:20: There are no animals, that you can see anyway, and everything is either silver, gray, or light blue 23:26:31: You see no body 23:26:38: tracks? 23:26:40: You do however see a pot of petunia's 23:26:41: like if he stumbled away 23:26:46: Nope, no tracks 23:26:47: Raven_Moonshadow looks for the tallest tree in the area and climbs it 23:26:50: so he just vanished 23:26:53: that would help yes 23:26:59: see if we can find a settlement 23:27:11: Roll it 23:27:12: Raven_Moonshadow comes back down 23:27:23: I see a fire of some sort over in that direction 23:27:23: Roll to climb 23:27:26: oh 23:27:31: and then perception 23:27:34: Ah 23:27:36: Okay then 23:27:37: I see 23:27:45: 1d20+9 athletics 23:27:49: No, nevermind. I see what you're doing 23:27:52: Raven_Moonshadow, athletics: [19] = 28 23:27:59: well she climbs anyways 23:27:59: YOU CLIMB THE HECK OUT OF THAT TREE 23:28:18: It looked like a campfire 23:28:29: maybe the eladrin snuck away 23:28:37: I will find out 23:28:45: 1d20+16 stealth 23:28:46: sneak over there 23:28:50: Raven_Moonshadow, stealth: [16] = 32 23:28:52: And back. 23:29:15: wait how far is the campfire 23:29:17: So it's just raven then who is sneaking and the entire party is staying back? 23:29:20: maybe itd be better to get a bit closer 23:29:23: yeah 23:29:28: Alright 23:29:30: TO THE PMS 23:29:36: can i cast my friendspell on the trees?? 23:29:41: Nah I'll come along too now that I woke up. 23:29:48: 1d20+8 pixie sneak. 23:29:49: lets leave it to the stealth 23:29:55: Frank, pixie sneak.: [18] = 26 23:30:04: fortuna seems to be being good to us 23:30:07: dwarf stealth go! 23:30:07: 1d20 23:30:08: At worst I can hide in Raven's pocket. 23:30:09: Degdeg, 1d20: [6] = 6 23:30:12: frick 23:30:25: so we're leaving the dog behind 23:30:56: Hold on 23:30:59: I am catching up with people's doings 23:31:01: I think Delf missed the I'm coming too bit anyways, so we're all staying behind it seems. 23:31:11: Oh, or I was hasty in my assumptions. 23:31:35: OK 23:31:46: AS you two are spying out the camp 23:31:55: Degdeg comes along, snapping twigs 23:32:04: The trio suddenly looks up and draws weapons 23:32:06: "HALT" 23:32:09: "WHO GOES THERE" 23:32:15: corgi bark! 23:32:16: Raven_Moonshadow stays perfectly still 23:32:24: we need our corgi to bark 23:32:34: They haven't noticed raven or frank yet 23:32:43: Just Degdeg 23:32:46: bark corgi god dammit! 23:32:47: Frank also stays still, while thinking dammit dwarf in his head, cause dammit dwarf. 23:32:53: corgnelius casts instant friends on the trees 23:32:57: "You there. Dwarf. Approach with your hands up." 23:33:09: "ahh" 23:33:11: "umm 23:33:13: "err" 23:33:18: One is a lightly armored man in black armor 23:33:18: I poke my head out 23:33:28: but I dont quite leave the trees 23:33:39: The other two are female, dressed in rogueish apparel 23:33:40: who are the other two 23:33:48: "who's are you lot" 23:34:01: 1d20+7 to befriend a tree 23:34:02: corgnelius, to befriend a tree: [17] = 24 23:34:02: "Approach the campfire first." 23:34:15: That tree is your bestfriend 4ever Corg 23:34:21: "we gotta mutually agree ta' keep weapons stowed" 23:34:23: wooo 23:34:28: Raven_Moonshadow circles around the campsite while they're focused on Degdeg 23:34:44: *around to the other side of 23:34:59: "Very well. But if you try any funny business, we'll slice your head off." 23:35:06: They stow their weapons 23:35:10: "ay, same here hyuck hyuck" 23:35:24: I approach them with my weapon on my back and noticably not in my hands 23:35:29: "now, whose are you lot" 23:36:48: :I 23:36:49: "My name is Korak. My companions here are Myrissa and Fatale." 23:36:59: "what are ya doin' in such a strange place?" 23:37:35: "We're exploring the feywild." 23:37:51: "not much to see here just trees and more trees" 23:37:55: are raven and frank flanking them 23:38:03: Raven is atleast 23:38:10: frank's in ravens pocket 23:38:15: Then they both are 23:38:18: how far away is the dog 23:38:27: woof 23:38:32: He is making friends with trees behind you I think. 23:38:44: so somewhat close but also not in any position to help 23:38:50: I don't trust these guys 23:38:57: the dog never moved with you, just meeting every tree 23:39:00: you dont just randomly enter the feywild to explore without a plan or objective 23:39:04: "Ah it's much more then that. There is so much to see here." 23:39:09: "It's a wonderful place." 23:39:21: I think we should attack and capture them 23:39:23: but dont kill 23:39:25: corgnelius trots over to the party 23:39:25: and then interrogate 23:39:33: stay behind the tree dog 23:39:37: and hide 23:39:39: woof! 23:39:44: corgnelius wags tail 23:40:10: Or you could try to keep talking to them. 23:40:29: Maybe ask them where the nearest town is, if they saw a wounded eladrin run by. 23:40:38: yeah that would work 23:40:48: "err do ya know where I could find some sort of settlement?" 23:40:54: One of the female's looks at the dog 23:40:56: "i dont fancy being lost out here" 23:40:59: "I see you travel with a druid" 23:41:14: "with nothin but this damn mutt that got teleported here with me" 23:41:14: "We're not sure ourselves. We've been wondering these woods for days." 23:41:18: corgnelius trots over to her 23:41:23: hmmm 23:41:29: continue wagging tail 23:41:43: (corgnelius wants a belly rub) 23:41:58: Raven, Frank, are you doing anything besides staying behind the trio? 23:42:12: Listening intently? 23:42:28: 1d20+10 bluff Nay its just a dog, I'm a lowly religious paige who got caught up in a dangerous ritual and teleported here with the mutt against our will, we've been wandering for days lost 23:42:29: Degdeg, bluff Nay its just a dog, I'm a lowly religious paige who got caught up in a dangerous ritual and teleported here with the mutt against our will, we've been wandering for days lost: [8] = 18 23:42:42: I am not doing anything until they seem more trsutworthy 23:42:44: (MUTT????? I AM A CORGI) 23:42:50: MUTT 23:42:57: (A glorious glorious corgi) 23:43:16: Fatale looks at you scornfully 23:43:23: "You fool. I know a druid when I see one." 23:43:34: your bluff fails because it is obvious i am no mutt 23:43:43: "woof" 23:43:47: "well i didnt know he was a druid" 23:44:04: (am i a druid?) 23:44:06: either way its his fault we're stuck here for interrupting the ritual 23:44:10: (No you are a wizard) 23:44:11: no you're a wizard 23:44:20: Wait I thought you were a druid 23:44:24: "woof" 23:44:27: (She doesn't know a druid when she sees one as well as she thought she does) 23:44:31: She said wizard then 23:44:39: no he's a wizard of the race that can transform 23:44:47: idk how she knows 23:44:54: there isnt any difference between animal form and a real corgi 23:45:02: Most people don't know much about hengeyokai 23:45:07: boom 23:45:11: corgnelius continues to make it obvious i want a belly rub 23:45:13: "I'm going back to my meditations Korak. I'm going to try to find a way out of here." 23:45:16: the average person seeing one would probably think it was a druid 23:45:21: oh ok 23:45:31: Fatale sits crosslegged by the fire and closes her eyes 23:45:31: maybe we can make use of that somehow 23:45:47: "why are you exploring out here" 23:45:48: She suddenly opens here eyes in shock and jumps up onto a tree limb 23:45:52: "BOSS. WE HAVE SPIES" 23:46:04: corgnelius bolts 23:46:05: Raven, Frank, you've been discovered 23:46:08: this is why we should have attacked 23:46:16: and gotten the surprise round 23:46:22: Roll init 23:46:34: I step out into the light 23:46:34: oh 23:46:37: ACtually hold on not yet 23:46:43: ok 23:46:47: I step out then 23:46:57: I'll hop out of the pocket. 23:47:05: "Not spies. Just cautious. 23:47:07: " 23:47:09: "who are you" 23:47:21: "..." 23:47:24: That would be a bluff roll degdeg to pretend you don't know them 23:47:30: 1d20+10 23:47:30: Degdeg, 1d20+10: [15] = 25 23:47:35: dammit 23:47:36: Excellent 23:47:43: degdeg winks at raven 23:47:44: "Who are you people. Tell the truth this time." 23:47:55: "well hey i already told you my story, I'm just here with the mmutt" 23:48:06: "I am also with the dog." 23:48:13: WELL WAY TO BLOW THE COVER 23:48:28: raven lacks subtly 23:48:30: I'm Frank, I'm a pixie, I like shiny stuff, and saving my friends, and having fun. 23:48:30: "Well. One of you has to be bluffing." 23:48:32: "But who is it." 23:48:37: I forgot the quotation marks, whoops. 23:48:47: (Partly I don't understand this whole act) 23:48:56: (partly my character is not very smart) 23:49:11: Degdeg is lieing about knowing you 23:49:14: He has succeeded in that 23:49:25: corgnelius stands there in the middle wagging tail away 23:49:30: "we ask the pixie, if the pixie is also with the dog then theyre not lying" 23:49:30: They don't buy his story about corgnelius 23:49:33: "I like beaches, and forests, and rivers, and flowers, and puppies." 23:49:33: And they think you are spies 23:49:44: frank lie for your life! 23:49:46: say you arent with the dog 23:49:57: "Why are you people out here." 23:50:04: "Ooooh, and potatoes, I like potatoes." 23:50:16: we're making a right mess of this 23:50:32: "Awnser, or by Bahamut I will run you through." 23:50:33: "I dislike monsters, things that try and hurt my friends, being hungry." 23:50:53: *sweats nervously* 23:51:12: "Oh, what are we doing here? We jumped through a portal after trying to beat up some guy who shot a corgi, and then we fell into the trees, and then we were lost." 23:51:28: welp 23:51:34: "There were some nasty bodysnatchy things there too, but we killed those." 23:51:45: "Bodysnatchers you say?" 23:51:47: degdeg sighs because he is surrounded by idiots 23:51:56: AND SWINGS HIS AXE AT THE NEAREST PERSON 23:52:02: "It was all in some big pyramid thing, which, is kinda weird going from a desert to a forest." 23:52:10: (Waffle you're being an idiot) 23:52:10: Roll it degdeg 23:52:15: (They said by Bahumat) 23:52:15: hmm 23:52:22: yes you're right id like to take that back 23:52:27: fucking hell waffle 23:52:28: i do not in fact roll the dice 23:52:38: swing the axe i mean 23:52:40: Very well 23:53:07: "And I almost got the guy who shot the corgi, but he got away through the portal before we could follow. That sucked." 23:53:08: "Tell us about these body snatchers." 23:53:21: "Where did you find them. And where was this portal?" 23:53:24: am I being watched right now 23:53:28: Yes 23:53:32: ok 23:53:35: You have been being watched this entire time 23:53:49: "They were in the pyramid with the Eladrin guy, and apparently they had kidnapped someone, who we were trying to rescue, but I think we messed that up." 23:54:00: The trio look at each other 23:54:02: "the Eladrin guy opened it to run away." 23:54:26: "Also I"m hungry." 23:54:31: "You wouldn't have happened to have met a teleporting pickpocket recently?" 23:54:32: "ay" 23:54:35: "woof" 23:54:40: "woof" 23:54:48: Korak puts his weapon away and holds up his hand 23:54:57: On it, is Bahamut's symbol 23:55:11: sure wish i was still a bahamut paladin 23:55:14: this would all be a lot easier 23:55:15: "We too, are looking for Emily." 23:55:49: "Oh hey, fun. So did you see an Eladrin running through here? Looks like he'd been slashed and burnt a bit?" 23:56:01: "Carries some bone bow thing." 23:56:11: "No. My guess is he was transfigured into something else. Fey Portals tend to do that." 23:56:20: THE FLOWERS 23:56:43: "there was a pot of flowers falling with us" 23:57:20: "We've been tracking Emily for the past few days. She was moved into the nearby city of Mithrendain mere hours ago by armored convoy. 23:57:37: "ya said there wasnt any settlements nearby" 23:57:49: "We lied. We couldn't trust you yet." 23:57:56: "And we didn't want you to reveal us." 23:58:04: shouldnt that be a lie against our passive insight or something? 23:58:07: Hey Delf, does the name of Mithrendain ring any bells in my pixie brain? 23:58:11: Yes. It was 23:58:13: And you all failed 23:58:16: oh ok 23:58:18: Yes it does 23:58:23: We have terrible passive insight without the wolf guy. 23:58:23: It's the Autumn City 23:58:29: One of the largest cities in the fey 23:58:32: Home to 40,000 23:59:10: "Oooooooooooh, ooooh, I've been there! There was a big feast there once, it had some good potatoes." 23:59:26: "I wonder if they're gonna have another one soon, I'm hungry." 00:00:12: "I'm surprised you were allowed in. During the feast of ages, all but the most noble of eladrin are allowed to partake." 00:00:19: well if im not going to get any belly rubs, back to the trees 00:00:43: everyone except the eladrins? 00:00:50: Oops 00:01:00: *AHEM* 00:01:03: *rewinds tape* 00:01:08: corgnelius goes away from the party back into the forsts 00:01:15: "Well pixies tend to get into a lot of places, we are the children of... of... I forget who we are the children of." 00:01:24: trees 00:01:33: "I'm surprised you were allowed in. During the Feast of Ages, only the most noble of the fey races are allowed to partake." 00:01:44: "yer trees and dwarfe's are rocks" 00:02:05: "But enough prattle. War Master Emily is in the city and we must find her." 00:02:18: "Nah it wasn't trees, trees are fun, but they aren't pixie fun." 00:02:32: "we're all starvin and wounded and tired I think we need a nap first" 00:02:37: "and a hot meal" 00:03:13: "You can seek refuge in the city." 00:03:25: degdeg grunts in frustration 00:03:32: "ay then may as well start the long trek" 00:03:34: "We will be watching." 00:03:47: "which way is it" 00:03:47: "We'll make sure to keep the guard off your backs." 00:03:58: "It's 30 minutes Northwest." 00:04:11: frank gets the ride the dog 00:04:16: unless the dog is lost in the woods 00:04:20: trying to make friends with trees 00:04:27: The dog is getting bellyrubs from ents 00:04:34: i say we leave him behind 00:04:35: :) 00:04:37: he's happy here 00:04:49: goodbye dog 00:04:51: gawd 00:04:53: dawg* 00:05:00: "You must join your companions Corgnelius. 00:05:03: "They need you." 00:05:13: "Soon, the entire world will need you." 00:05:15: corgnelius gets up and nods 00:05:21: "woof" 00:05:26: "Go my friend. We will see each other again." 00:05:29: determined woofing 00:05:37: corgnelius rejoins party 00:05:43: and so our long march northwest for 30 whole minutes begins 00:05:55: frank rides the dog 00:05:59: You suddenly find yourself infront of the gate 00:06:05: degdeg mutters undere his breath the whole time 00:06:19: how huge of a city is it 00:06:25: A pair of eladrin guards stand in front of an elaborately decorated gate. 00:06:27: 40,000 00:06:28: Raven_Moonshadow, 40,000: [] = (40, 0) 00:06:33: so not very big at all 00:06:34: hahah 00:06:35: Massive enough to house 40,000 and more 00:06:47: how huge is the door and the walls and stuff 00:06:52: Large 00:06:58: like how large 00:07:12: The wall is about 12 dwarves high 00:07:15: oooh 00:07:18: Pretty large, it is the capital of the autumnal region of the feywild, yar. 00:07:21: so 70 pixie's hi 00:07:22: high 00:07:31: welp 00:07:33: lets enter 00:07:37: We shall walk right on in. 00:07:43: "Halt." 00:07:45: degdeg walks in like he owns the place 00:07:46: "Who goes there." 00:07:48: or not 00:07:52: Frank waves at the guards. 00:07:53: "just a bunch of wary travelers sir" 00:07:55: "WOOF" 00:07:56: "I'm Frank!" 00:07:59: weary? 00:08:04: Weary. 00:08:04: weary 00:08:06: ok 00:08:19: Though we were pretty wary earlier too. 00:08:23: "What be the reason of your visit to the- My goodness! Children of the dust!" 00:08:32: "What are mortals such as yourselves doing in the fey." 00:08:34: haha ur dust 00:08:48: "And what are you doing travelling with a pixie." 00:08:55: "a mishap involving a dog and a foreign religious order's botched portal spell" 00:09:12: "Ah. The usual story then." 00:09:12: "I was just thinking of showing them this one place, where the potatoes are really good, and that was here, and we are here." 00:09:30: "Carry on then. We hear that all the time." 00:09:36: They open the door 00:09:37: uh 00:09:38: "Also, three of us are of the the fey." 00:09:41: okay 00:09:44: 3? 00:09:49: Wait what 00:09:49: corgi frank and you? 00:09:51: I am so confused 00:09:52: yeah 00:09:58: what is your race? 00:10:05: I am a drow 00:10:08: aw man 00:10:09: Ah 00:10:10: so fucking dwarf 00:10:11: left out 00:10:14: Which ooof. 00:10:16: a lame ass mortal tiny dwarf 00:10:16: Hahahahaha 00:10:21: in a giant fey city 00:10:30: Yup 00:10:35: GUARDS handofevil 00:10:39: With good potatoes. 00:10:40: Oops 00:10:41: 1d20+4 endurance to not feel left out 00:10:41: Degdeg, endurance to not feel left out: [1] = 5 00:10:44: aw shit 00:10:47: AHAHAHAHA 00:10:57: Everyone is commanded to shun Degdeg now 00:10:59: Even the DM 00:11:01: "I know a place with potatoes that will cheer you up." 00:11:11: "ay, a good potato would do me nicely right now" 00:11:13: A pot of petunia's suddenly falls from the wall onto your head Degdeg 00:11:17: "that and a pint of mead" 00:11:33: degdeg angrily crushes the pot 00:11:35: and stomps on the flowers 00:11:43: grinds them into paste with his boot 00:11:53: "lead on pixie 00:11:58: The crowd of eladrin looks at you strangely 00:12:03: "To the potatoe place!" 00:12:08: and goes about their business 00:12:10: "huzzah!" 00:12:13: "Children of the dust are so strange" 00:12:17: "Stupid mortals" 00:12:19: etc 00:12:30: degdeg grumbles 00:12:33: Frank leads on to the potato place, which is an inn, that has excellent potato recipes. 00:12:41: You find yourself in a large crowd of eladrin. 00:12:48: You have absolutely no idea where you are 00:13:02: frank got us lost 00:13:19: corgnelius darts about the confusion with Frank on my back 00:13:23: Navigation isn't a pixie's strongsuit. 00:13:36: anyone have some streetwise 00:13:41: see if they can find the potato inn 00:13:56: I guess I can try 00:13:59: I have +5 00:14:03: Raven_Moonshadow, streetwise: [16] = 21 00:14:03: 1d20+5 streetwise 00:14:06: ayyy 00:15:12: I find our way to The Potatoe Place? 00:15:24: You do 00:15:29: woohoo! 00:15:32: Probably got directions from someone, but yar. 00:15:39: degdeg stomps his way up to the bar 00:15:47: and takes a seat between a bunch of eladrin 00:15:49: As you move to leave though, you are suddenly bumped into by two drow dressed in very fancily 00:15:54: or not 00:15:58: Raven, you recognize them as emissary's 00:15:59: degdeg sobs a little 00:16:07: I nod to them 00:16:10: "Fools! Watch where you're going." 00:16:23: "My goodness, another drow in this cursed city." 00:16:32: "AY WHY DONCHA WATCH WHERE YER GOIN' INSTEAD YOU BRAINDEAD MORON" 00:16:46: degdeg has a short fuse right now because he feels left out 00:16:52: "EXCUSE ME. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOU STUPID DWARF." 00:17:03: "We are emissary's of the deep and we could have you executed on the spot." 00:17:07: "YA WANNA POKE YER HIGH NOSE DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT TO ME FACE?" 00:17:09: "You would do well not to antagonize them." 00:17:14: Frank gets off of the back of the corgi, and puts the corgi in Degdeg's face. 00:17:16: corgnelius backs away from Degdeg 00:17:27: hah 00:17:33: pets the dog angrily and backs away from the emmisaries 00:17:35: "We are here on important business. The king is in our debt and you would do well not to piss us off." 00:17:47: "But cognelius, Degdeg needs the soothing qualities of a corgi." 00:17:56: Bah, yer not even worth a proud dwarves time 00:18:02: *gives corgi belly rubs* 00:18:21: "i need a find plate of potatos and a gallon of wine" 00:19:04: "Now come along Malzar. We need to retrieve the girl." 00:19:10: They storm off in a fury. 00:19:16: I swear, Mibbit has some of the most obviously attempts to make you download malware advertisements I have seen. 00:19:27: I have adware I actually didnt know mibbit had ads 00:19:39: You mean adblock? 00:19:50: "pixie get me some potatos in the next five minutes and ye get 10 gold pieces" 00:19:51: er ya 00:19:52: Adware is stuff that makes ads pop up on your computer and is kinda like a virus. 00:19:56: nah, its adware that blocks malware 00:19:57: adblock 00:20:23: Okay, what are you people doing 00:20:29: trying to find the ptoato inn 00:20:31: I'm not even sure if I was using the correct term when I said malware earlier, but anyways, plot stuff happened, and we are off to get potatoes. 00:20:36: being petted 00:20:46: Im carrying corgi and scratching his tummy 00:20:57: Ok. Off to the potato inn then 00:21:08: does it take more than 5 minutes? 00:21:14: "You'll like the potatoes, my favorite one they do is they fry the potatoes, and they turn the color of the autumn leaves, and it tasted really good." 00:21:35: You work your way through the crowd and, 15 minutes later, arrive at the potato inn. Which is right outside a massive citadel in the center of the city. 00:21:40: WOOHOO 00:21:44: i dont have to pay frak 00:21:45: frank 00:21:49: Drats. 00:21:58: Oh well, still got that gold from earlier. 00:22:01: degdeg however is starving 00:22:07: brb food 00:22:07: and is eyeing the dog hungrily 00:22:20: okay so we all take a break while our characters and the DM eats 00:22:33: Frank is also hungry, but he is watering at the mouth for the potatoes. 00:23:56: BAH FOOD IS NOT READY 00:27:08: oh okay 00:27:14: so we eat stuff and more 00:27:26: and we need to go in search of that eladrin? 00:27:30: and to find emily 00:28:02: 16:56 handofevil "No. My guess is he was transfigured into something else. Fey Portals tend to do that." 16:56 Degdeg THE FLOWERS 00:28:17: okay so the eladrin is dead i grinded him into paste 00:28:18: handofevil A pot of petunia's suddenly falls from the wall onto your head Degdeg 17:11 Degdeg "that and a pint of mead" 17:11 Degdeg degdeg angrily crushes the pot 17:11 Degdeg and stomps on the flowers 17:11 Degdeg grinds them into paste with his boot 00:28:27: Ok 00:28:35: Congratulations, you killed the eladrin guy. 00:28:38: You finish your meal and let out a loud burp 00:28:40: Maybe. 00:28:48: 1d20 00:28:48: handofevil, 1d20: [5] = 5 00:28:56: Another pot of petunia's falls on your head 00:29:04: this time from the ceiling rafters 00:29:06: I hope his grinded death was painful 00:29:08: We need to find Warmaster Emily. 00:29:18: so what, ask around? 00:29:20: find a prison? 00:29:27: maybe a big castle with dungeons 00:29:50: Or there was that bit with the drow going to take some girl. 00:30:11: Man. If only some plot stuff had happened a few minutes ago. 00:30:28: Yar, that'd be handy information to have if something had happened. 00:30:43: Indeed 00:30:44: Do we have any inkling that they were taking the Warmaster? 00:30:52: I don't think they even implied that 00:30:59: they didnt 00:31:00: oh wait 00:31:02: they just said the girl 00:31:20: so our characters have no clue unless we can make some kind of roll to suddenly figure it out 00:31:20: Nope they didn't, just a girl, and that the king owed them. 00:31:31: I missed that line until just now 00:31:32: llike an int check 00:31:34: or wis check 00:31:37: A roll which I don't think we have the wisdom to pull off, shall we? 00:31:39: 1d20-1 int 00:31:41: Raven_Moonshadow, int: [2] = 1 00:31:45: thanks ig 00:31:47: 1d20+10 00:31:47: corgnelius, 1d20+10: [19] = 29 00:31:55: wait what was that roll 00:31:58: Raven thinks that the drow are here on a vacation 00:32:01: for the beaches 00:32:04: Frank, int and 1d20+0 wis: [12] = 12 00:32:04: 1d20+0 int and 1d20+0 wis 00:32:07: insight 00:32:11: 1d20 wis 00:32:12: Frank, wis: [11] = 11 00:32:17: 1d20+3, 1d20+3 00:32:17: Degdeg, 1d20+3, 1d20+3: [9, 7] = (12, 10) 00:32:20: 1d20+2 insight 00:32:21: Frank, insight: [13] = 15 00:32:30: what did the corgi roll there 00:32:37: i already got 29 for insight 00:32:41: oh well damn 00:32:41: Corgnelius, being extremely smart, has placed together the armed convoy transporting the war master, the king owing the drow, and the drow here to pick up some girl together 00:32:43: The corgi rolled a 29 on insight, yar. 00:32:55: and come up with the insane idea that the drow are here for the warmaster 00:32:56: what is it boy?! 00:33:00: did emily fall down a well? 00:33:05: So we have a case of is Timmy in the Well, only it is a warmaster and drow. 00:33:18: if only the dog could talk 00:33:34: I hereby dare you to leave dog form corgi 00:33:52: are those people from the forest here with us still? 00:33:54: MEANWHILE, A RAILROAD SUDDENLY APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INN, NO ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE 00:34:13: Two drow walk into the inn, they are the same as before 00:34:18: in our pacing to think we step onto the railroad and go for a ride courtesy of DM interprise 00:34:27: "We need some potato's before we meet with the king" 00:34:42: lets kidnap them 00:34:45: "WOOF" 00:34:47: "Everybody likes potatoes." 00:34:58: The drow take a couple bag of potato's and step out the door 00:35:02: "hey we got some of the best potatos this place has ever sold" 00:35:09: "in this alley way over ehre" 00:35:11: And head to the massive citadel in the center of town, located right outside 00:35:16: corgnelius turns to half corgi freak and explains everything 00:35:29: oh well 00:35:31: corgnelius transforms back 00:35:32: raven stealth to follow them? 00:35:39: Very well 00:35:47: 1d20+16 00:35:48: Raven_Moonshadow, 1d20+16: [8] = 24 00:35:56: I'm a little distracted OOC 00:35:56: through the crowds it shouldnt be so hard 00:36:10: Raven successfully follows them through the crowd and to the exterior of the castle 00:36:18: At which point a couple guards stop her 00:36:30: "Evening miss, how can we help ye?": 00:36:30: "Evening miss, how can we help ye?" 00:36:37: Oops 00:36:42: they both said it at the exact same time 00:36:53: They are total automatons 00:37:00: It's super creepy 00:38:26: "Nothing. I am with those two." 00:38:42: flirt yourself in raven! 00:38:45: "Please do not detain me further" 00:38:47: Bluff 00:38:57: 1d20+5 00:38:58: Raven_Moonshadow, 1d20+5: [10] = 15 00:39:34: corgnelius changes topic to "Bluff" 00:39:44: "Hmmm. I'm not sure. The captain says only two drow will be co-" The guard is suddenly shushed by the other guard 00:40:10: "Silence idiot. We don't get any drow here. She's clearly with them. Let her through." 00:40:16: "Alright." 00:40:17: i feel like it would have been a better bluff to sa y the emisarry's forgot some potatos and will get vary angry if you dont bring it to them right away 00:40:26: but oh well 00:40:28: Eh it worked. 00:40:47: I stalk haughtily through 00:40:51: That leaves us behind though. 00:41:12: we eat more potatos 00:41:15: Indeed 00:41:17: take that to pm if ig can do it? 00:41:22: You guys will need to find another way in 00:41:30: Is there any place on the walls where there are no guards watching? 00:41:32: corgnelius trots behind Raven_Moonshadow if i am able 00:41:34: PARTY SPLIT 00:41:39: PANIC 00:41:41: Nope 00:41:43: you can't 00:41:44: aww 00:41:45: to corg 00:41:50: who bars a dog 00:41:54: If so I go there and drop down a rope 00:42:05: corgis are made for royalty 00:42:08: hmm 00:42:11: ill try my bluff 00:42:14: I run up to the guards 00:42:19: "ITS A DISASTER 00:42:27: The drow emmisary's forgot their potatos!" 00:42:42: "they'll be very angry and surely dock the pay of the guards if I dont get these ptoatos to them ASAP! 00:42:45: 1d20+10 bluff 00:42:45: Degdeg, bluff: [11] = 21 00:43:01: "This missive doesn't say anything about a dwarf. Get out of here." 00:43:15: "they'll be very upset that they wont have their potatos!" 00:43:29: "Well then they can be upset. Now get out before we run you through." 00:43:39: degdeg grumbles and walks away 00:43:44: well i tried 00:43:46: Hmmm... me and the corgi are small. 00:43:47: i leave it to you raven 00:43:56: hey you know 00:43:59: thats a good idea 00:44:00: We might be able to get in, are there walls or what all? 00:44:01: I can distract them 00:44:02: and get arrested 00:44:04: you two sneak in 00:44:07: and free me later 00:44:18: hahah free you later 00:44:30: delf does thisplan have the dm's support 00:44:44: You can try 00:45:21: welp 00:45:22: here we go 00:45:30: you two hide beside the wall just out of sight 00:46:03: why do we want in so bad 00:46:15: the warmaster is mostt likely in there 00:46:27: Cause otherwise only Raven will see what is happening in there, and in the off chance that Raven gets in trouble, back up would be handy to have. 00:46:32: whos the warmaster 00:46:41: someone we are trying to rescue 00:46:42: The person we are trying to unkidnap. 00:47:05: so you two ready beside the wall? 00:47:12: yeah sure 00:47:18: alright 00:47:21: deg deg sprints back up 00:47:28: "Oy!" 00:47:37: "Did we tell you to get out of here!" 00:47:44: "err uh by the way could you direct me to the nearest general store?" 00:47:49: "im a total clutz with directions haha" 00:48:00: 1d20+8 to sneak me and Corgnelius in. 00:48:00: Frank, to sneak me and Corgnelius in.: [13] = 21 00:48:02: "No. Now get out of here or we'll have you arrested." 00:48:06: Success! 00:48:13: "Oy! Can't you help out a poor dwarf!" 00:48:22: "lost in the feywild! Hungry! Tired!" 00:48:25: "You're just being RACIST!" 00:48:32: "Get out you fool" 00:48:36: And me and Cognelius hurry off to catch up with Raven. 00:48:43: You could try to not get arrested I suppose. 00:48:46: "HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT THESE HORRIBLY RACIST GUARDS" 00:48:49: well I still need to get in 00:48:52: or not 00:48:56: The guards suddenly grab you and put you in chains 00:49:04: Might be handy to oh well too late now. 00:49:10: ARR LET ME GO YA MUFFINS 00:49:31: They drag you into the castle, where frank and corgi are 00:49:35: woohoo 00:49:39: okay 00:49:46: You see Raven up on the second floor 00:49:52: I'll stand by for a while while you guys do your thing 00:49:56: then come rescue me when you can 00:50:09: Frank, Corgi did you do anything when you got inside the castle 00:50:11: 'when' 00:50:38: um, follwed Raven_Moonshadow i think 00:50:48: yeah that was the plan 00:50:50: Awesome Marvelled at the decor then 00:50:56: The guards spot you 00:50:59: "OY YOU TWO" 00:50:59: We worked to catch up with Raven, and yar. 00:51:05: Frank waves. 00:51:18: "Hi there." 00:51:24: They drop degdeg on his face and chain Frank 00:51:31: "This dog is too adorable to put in chains." 00:51:33: hmmm 00:51:34: "Hey what is that for!" 00:51:34: wait 00:51:40: atheletics check 00:51:46: to do like a break dance spin on my stomach to trip them 00:51:47: corgnelius wags tail 00:51:59: would that be athletics 00:52:03: Degdeg, it wo uld be helpful at this point to mention the 4 guards standing watch on the 2nd floor 00:52:24: can i do the check 00:52:28: Go for it 00:52:33: 1d20+9 twirrrll 00:52:34: Degdeg, twirrrll: [17] = 26 00:52:58: You successfully do a break dance, but they are not near you 00:53:02: "Nice spin." 00:53:04: Wait, also, the guards have pixie sized chains on hand? 00:53:06: fuck 00:53:08: "thank you" 00:53:10: Yes 00:53:11: wheres raven 00:53:20: and can raven and corgi alone take out these two guards and free us 00:53:21: On the second floor facepalming most likely 00:53:27: Raven is blending in probably. 00:53:37: She is shaking her head at your shenangins 00:53:40: "Why am I in chains?" 00:53:44: So the guards have you and frank in chains 00:53:51: yeah pixie's are generally okay I'd imagine 00:54:01: "You broke into the castle 00:54:04: I am looking at the doors on the second level, and I appear lost 00:54:07: "I did what?" 00:54:12: they dont know that though what 00:54:14: "You're coming with us into the dungeon." 00:54:20: I'll open a door at random 00:54:29: Ah. Back to private chat then 00:54:36: so me and frank are captured 00:54:38: "But I didn't do anything!" 00:54:40: raven is free to roam 00:54:44: Frank throws a childish antrum. 00:54:45: and the dog is probably pissing on something 00:54:48: tantrum* 00:54:49: we're doing good so far guys 00:54:57: what 00:55:02: hahaha 00:55:03: hahahahah 00:55:05: AHAHAHAHAHA 00:55:11: BACK UP HAS ARRIVED 00:55:18: So anyway 00:55:22: Was my arrival fortuitous? 00:55:25: Yes 00:55:27: i think so yes 00:55:27: Are you fey at all 00:55:29: or drow 00:55:36: What is your race 00:55:38: I am not. Half-Elf. 00:55:42: damn 00:55:48: KILL THE GUARDS 00:55:48: Also how do I make it address me as Willem? 00:55:59: The guards are disgusted at your scent 00:56:02: ./nick willem 00:56:05: Don't do anything that Degdeg says. 00:56:15: breakdance with me 00:56:22: Degdeg, breakdance to distract the guards: [7] = 16 00:56:22: 1d20+9 breakdance to distract the guards 00:56:36: You are in chains right now, being held by the guards 00:56:40: oh 00:56:41: i tapdance then 00:56:44: Apparently that is an unacceptable nickname. 00:56:56: They are unimpressed 00:57:18: "Disgusting inbred. Put him in chains as well." 00:57:19: Good enough. 00:57:28: dude these guards are so racist 00:57:35: Willem is put in chains and dragged to the dungeon with Frank and Degdeg 00:57:41: welp 00:57:46: corgi can sneak down and free us? 00:57:48: Willem is super sensitive to judging people by their birth. 00:58:04: Frank continues to throw a tantrum at his unjust punishment. 00:58:06: These guards are real dicks. 00:58:20: You find yourself in a dank dungeon 00:58:23: What route did they take to the dungeon? 00:58:23: how dank 00:58:23: The door is locked 00:58:27: there are no guards around 00:58:29: very dank 00:58:29: corgnelius trots through the castle after the guards have left to jail fools 00:58:31: It's not used often 00:58:42: corgi sneak down here and free us 00:58:43: In some circles, "dank" is a great thing. 00:58:51: You don't know. You were in the mens bathroom 00:58:55: For instance, unwashed forest-dwellers are searching for the dankest of weeds. 00:59:04: pft 00:59:10: anyways 00:59:16: corgi and raven need to free us 00:59:22: or find emily first then free us 00:59:46: Corgi, are you following them or raven? 00:59:48: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5-0kZ_jeIHI 00:59:51: Unless we find Emily first. 00:59:57: Raven_Moonshadow 01:00:05: Ah 01:00:06: Okay 01:00:38: corgi and raven what are you two going to do 01:00:39: Ok. Raven, Corgi, join #pwot_dnd2 01:00:41: our two stupidest members 01:00:41: ok 01:00:49: raven show ben how to do that 01:00:52: cause tbh i dont know how 01:00:52: Did they take all our stuff? 01:00:55: Because I need that stuff. 01:00:56: I'm assuming yes 01:00:57: No you have all yourstuff 01:01:01: oh 01:01:03: shitty guards 01:01:03: Just /join pwot_dnd2 01:01:07: oh alright 01:01:12: lets just 01:01:15: smash in the door then 01:01:16: These guards are some bush league shit. 01:01:17: Also the corgi probably has the highest intelligence in the group, being a wizard. 01:01:25: he doesnt show it 01:01:39: Judging by the whole Body Snatcher fiasco, I'm doubtful. 01:01:51: hmmm 01:01:52: So 01:01:55: What are you guys doing 01:02:00: are we chained up 01:02:13: You're in an extremely dank dungeon, not chained up, just locked behind bars, and with no guards around 01:02:15: with all your stuff 01:02:18: pft 01:02:20: fuck this then 01:02:24: How wide is the space between bars? 01:02:25: I bullrush the bars 01:02:25: Am I still chained? 01:02:30: Can I fit through them as a wolf? 01:02:38: whats the roll for a bullrush again 01:02:38: Yes 01:02:46: oh 01:02:49: one of you sneak out 01:02:50: Are there any guards outside? 01:02:51: then just lockpick the lock 01:02:57: No guards around 01:03:00: Also can the pixie just kind of... walk out? 01:03:13: I think that yes was that I am still chained up. 01:03:13: If a wolf can fit through, I assume a pixie can. 01:03:26: So basically leaving degdeg behind 01:03:30: He said we're not chained up. 01:03:33: UNLOCK THE DOOR 01:03:37: Oh, oh I missed that bit. 01:03:48: Alright I'm gonna turn into a wolf and go through the bars. 01:04:07: And then turn back into my normal shape and try to pick the lock. 01:04:11: Right, I'll flit out and... do you need thieve's tools to unlock doors or do they just help? 01:04:16: they help 01:04:21: I think 01:04:33: I have a +5 to thievery if I don't need them. 01:04:38: do it baby 01:05:05: ROLL IT HONEY 01:05:16: Frank, I was checking.: [13] = 18 01:05:17: 1d20+5 I was checking. 01:05:18: A door suddenly opens 01:05:22: oh 01:05:22: behind you that is 01:05:23: well 01:05:24: there we go 01:05:27: I flit back into the cage. 01:05:29: "woof" 01:05:29: It's a corgi 01:05:37: The jail door also opens 01:05:40: woohoo 01:05:41: I step out 01:05:43: Is it OUR Corgi? 01:05:48: Yes 01:05:48: what other corigs are there 01:05:50: It is your corgi 01:05:53: I scratch its belly 01:05:54: GOOD BOY 01:05:57: GOOD PUPPY 01:06:01: i scratch behind his ears 01:06:06: Who wants a treat? 01:06:08: Do you want a treat? 01:06:16: "BARK" 01:06:30: I assume that means "Yes," and give him a treat. 01:06:32: Well hurrah, I unlocked the door, is there more prison/dungeon to be seen? 01:06:39: yeah any more cells? 01:06:46: prisoners we can let free to cause a commotion? 01:07:01: Nope 01:07:04: It hasn't been used in a while 01:07:06: hmm 01:07:08: "Raven_Moonshadow is back up that way" 01:07:11: lets just sneak our asses out then 01:07:26: Right, remember how your sneaking went last time? 01:07:31: watch this 01:07:33: Can we just kill everyone? 01:07:39: this is going to be the greatest sneak there ever was 01:07:41: 1d20 sneak 01:07:42: Degdeg, sneak: [4] = 4 01:07:43: corgnelius goes back up to Raven_Moonshadow 01:07:53: Degdeg starts throwing water at everyone 01:07:53: We're in the capital city of the autumnal house of eladrin in the middle of the feywild. 01:07:59: We canoot just kill everyone. 01:08:00: and making a loud ruckus 01:08:07: at least im still in the dungeon 01:08:10: Never hurts to ask. 01:08:12: that was a practice sneak 01:08:35: handofevil: should i go back to the other chat 01:08:36: can we make me a disguise 01:08:52: I can disguise myself as a wolf. If that helps. 01:08:56: yeah 01:09:02: if we can disguise me 01:09:03: Go ahead and try 01:09:05: frank can hide in my pocket 01:09:11: whats a check to disguis 01:09:16: and do we have anything to do that with 01:09:29: Did Raven and Corgi kill any guards we could grab a uniform off? 01:09:29: Um, there used to be a disguise skill back in an earlier edition. 01:09:30: 19:07 corgnelius goes back up to Raven_Moonshadow 01:09:42: bluff? 01:09:49: At this point it would probably be some combination of bluff and maybe something else. 01:10:11: bluff and stealth? 01:10:13: Are you guys following corgi 01:10:16: Maybe use bluff but with the intelligence modifier instead. 01:10:17: wait hold on 01:10:23: We're discussing on how to disguise the dwarf. 01:10:31: delf can i roll bluff with history to disguise myself as someone who can easily sneak past 01:10:48: bluff 01:10:50: sneak 01:10:53: both combined 01:10:57: argh my sneak is so bad 01:10:59: Do you know of any dwarves who heralded these halls? 01:11:00: any way those two can assist 01:11:06: hey that works 01:11:13: Sure for a +2 mod if they do good 01:11:14: 1d20+8 history are there any dwarves who have ever been here 01:11:14: Degdeg, history are there any dwarves who have ever been here: [10] = 18 01:11:17: Nope 01:11:18: none 01:11:20: hmm 01:11:23: I could do an assist roll with the sneak. 01:11:24: okay you two roll sneak to assist me 01:11:28: yeah assist 01:11:36: Frank, to assist the dwarf.: [4] = 12 01:11:36: 1d20+8 to assist the dwarf. 01:11:41: 1d20+3 assist 01:11:42: +1 mod 01:11:42: Willem_Wildheart, assist: [11] = 14 01:11:47: okay here we go 01:11:48: Total of +2 mod 01:11:51: 1d20+12 bluff 01:11:52: Degdeg, bluff: [15] = 27 01:11:58: 1d20+2 sneak 01:11:58: Degdeg, sneak: [8] = 10 01:12:09: What are you trying to disguise yourself as 01:12:10: and with 01:12:19: uhh 01:12:24: as a 01:12:26: eladrin 01:12:36: and with whatever we have on us or is around us 01:12:47: You have moss and bones 01:12:58: we shall make me look likke the ugliest eladrin ever 01:13:15: lets combine them with our bags and jewels and stuff 01:13:34: wait what about the giant hat 01:13:38: just hie me under there 01:13:43: and say you're delivering it 01:13:50: Can they ride in my Bag of Holding? 01:13:54: no 01:13:58: bag of holding cant hold any living thing 01:14:08: Shame. 01:14:16: do we have the giant hat 01:14:18: Plus the hat I have is at largest a normal sized hat. 01:14:26: we can use the corgi to make it bigger remember 01:14:41: by rotating it onto him and off of him in corgi and human form 01:14:58: I thought that was more in a joking matter, and I don't know if Delf will let us do that now. 01:15:06: its entirely literalyl possible 01:15:09: delf what do you say 01:15:11: Nope 01:15:14: DANG 01:15:15: Or, maybe things are much more simple. 01:15:20: lets just go then 01:15:22: I take a look outside the dungeon door. 01:15:22: I say we just rejoin the others. 01:15:26: They obviously got here okay. 01:15:28: lets fuckign do this the old fashioned way 01:15:36: raven can sneak ahead and knock out guards 01:15:38: and we follow 01:15:45: lets rejoin our companions 01:15:57: Aye. 01:16:01: I think they are a ways ahead of us at this point, and we don't know where they are. 01:16:01: Where are you headed 01:16:12: Do we have a map? 01:16:12: to rejoin our pals 01:16:14: corgnelius, 1d20+3: [5] = 8 01:16:14: 1d20+3 01:16:16: 1d20+7 perception 01:16:16: Raven_Moonshadow, perception: [9] = 16 01:16:22: We do know that Raven was on the second floor, but yar. 01:16:24: there they are! 01:16:34: They're just doing rolls cause Fortuna is here I think. 01:16:42: oh ya 01:16:50: hmmm 01:16:58: Cause while we've been bumbling about they have been doing stuff, yar. 01:17:05: whats our plan then 01:17:28: we need to find them 01:17:29: Well I'm thinking I'll look around to see if there is anyone who would stop us out there, and then we go if there isn't. 01:17:35: sure 01:17:36: that works 01:17:44: We know Raven was on the second floor earlier, so our goal is a staircase up. 01:18:05: So up? 01:18:08: yup 01:18:11: Yup. 01:18:12: franky checks ahead 01:18:29: You find yourself in a small room with another staircase leading up and some cleaning supplies 01:18:37: can we use these to disguise 01:18:41: I guess we should go up. 01:18:46: No youc an't 01:18:51: are any flammable 01:18:58: You don't know 01:19:08: We'll just use what I guess is a utility staircase. 01:19:08: perception check to see? 01:19:15: That won't do anything 01:19:16: 1d20 01:19:16: handofevil, 1d20: [15] = 15 01:19:17: wait i want to pick up a flammable liquid 01:19:23: A pot of petuniua's falls from a shelf 01:19:25: and misses you 01:19:29: hmm 01:19:34: oh well lets go up 01:19:39: That would be more of a knowledge check of some kind, unless they have labels on them saying warning, flammable. 01:19:45: yeah thats what i was thinking 01:19:48: int check then? 01:19:58: UPSTAIRS IT IS 01:20:04: You are now in a bedroom 01:20:05: OKAY 01:20:10: Too many checks involved, forget the cleaning supplies, bedroom town. 01:20:10: servants bedroom that is 01:20:14: Awesome. 01:20:17: it is full of beds and dressers 01:20:21: oh we can disguise me with the servant's clothes 01:20:24: Can we look in the dressers for a disguise? 01:20:30: and makeup 01:20:37: now this is somethign i can work with! 01:20:40: .... 01:20:49: Degdeg, bluff, 1d20 stealth: [6] = 16 01:20:49: 1d20+10 bluff, 1d20 stealth 01:20:54: ?? 01:20:55: thats odd 01:21:00: uh never mind that roll 01:21:04: it seems to have borked 01:21:09: You rip the clothes which were designed for tall, slender, elves and eladrin 01:21:16: woo! 01:21:22: i hide the clothes under the bed 01:21:23: How many doors are there? 01:21:25: lets move on 01:21:40: RAVEN AND CORGI ARRIVE TO FIND DEGDEG HALF NAKED AND TRYING ON ELF CLOTHES 01:21:47: "OH" 01:21:49: "HI GUYS" 01:21:54: Raven_Moonshadow eyebrows wiggle 01:21:55: Just as we planned! 01:22:03: Frank highfives Willem. 01:22:05: "what were you two up to" 01:22:19: "woof" 01:22:24: Anybody seen any Warmasters of Bahamut around? 01:22:43: "Not since the forest.; 01:22:48: Oh, that reminds me, I should be able to understand Cognelius's barks I think. 01:22:57: Yup, I can speak to natural and fae beasts. 01:23:03: fey* 01:23:25: oh, then you just heard a general insult to your part of the party 01:23:27: Anyway. What are you guys doing 01:23:29: So actually he can just stay in corgi form and talk to us when I'm around. 01:23:38: where the heck are we 01:23:39: in the castl 01:23:40: Frank points the blame at Degdeg. 01:23:45: In a servant bedroom 01:23:49: and did those two find the emissarries 01:23:52: i mean where like 01:23:55: downstairs upstairs what 01:24:00: 3rd floor 01:24:02: okay 01:24:11: Slow down a moment and let them say stuff. 01:24:13: What are we doing in this castle? 01:24:24: "We need your help, Degdeg. Which way is the audience room from here?" 01:24:37: "How the holy hell should I know that" 01:24:55: um. 01:25:03: "You are a dwarf" 01:25:06: Frank, history check: [1] = 3 01:25:06: 1d20+2 history check 01:25:17: "A dwarf that has never been her ebefore" 01:25:19: Frank does not remember anything from his time in this town when that feast was happening. 01:25:20: You are in the audience room according to frank 01:25:21: Only potatoes. 01:25:30: "Do dwarves not have a perfect sense of direction and stonecunning?" 01:25:41: "I'm a smith! Not a miner"! 01:25:55: eerbody so racist 01:25:59: "arr let me try, me mum told me SOMETHIGN at some time she has to have" 01:26:08: perception I suppose? 01:26:22: 1d20 01:26:22: Degdeg, 1d20: [17] = 17 01:26:25: +3 01:26:27: dwarf check 01:26:33: We are the most navigationally challenged party. 01:26:35: or just 18 01:26:38: 17( 01:26:38: You see nothing 01:26:39: ** 01:26:43: because you have never been here 01:26:43: not to see 01:26:47: I listened to the walls 01:26:51: EXCEPT THE SILK SHEETS 01:26:52: THEY ARE SO SMOOTH 01:26:53: listened to the breath of the stone 01:26:54: AND FANCY 01:27:00: MY GOODNESS THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL 01:27:00: the air currents in the building 01:27:05: the tremors of distant talking and walking 01:27:09: corgnelius sheds on the sheets 01:27:17: Any idea where we are relative to the room, even? 01:27:21: Willem turns into a wolf and also sheds on the sheets. 01:27:22: You hear corgnelius fart 01:27:23: delf? 01:27:24: Wow, those sheets are amazing, even in a servent's room. 01:27:31: and that's all 01:27:33: Servant* 01:27:39: "the sheets, that were once amazing, have just been ruined by a tremendous fart" 01:27:47: "and that is all I know" 01:28:29: and one more time for emphasis, we are the most navigationally inept adventurer's ever. 01:28:35: "Fine, then we shall continue to use trial and error." 01:28:47: Back to the hallway? 01:28:48: Hey man, Willem actually slept the whole adventure up until the jail part. 01:28:53: "yer the only one whose allowed to walk around here freely" 01:28:53: To he hallway! 01:29:02: You don't know about the hallway I'm asking Raven 01:29:02: to the throne room I think, and check the doors in there 01:29:09: er, the dining room 01:29:15: TO THE DINING ROOM THEN 01:29:50: You are in a massive dinging room blahblahblah. Four doors, two at the back, one on the side, and a secret door which has been opened behind the throne 01:29:51: uh ok 01:30:00: gasp 01:30:04: lets enter that secret door 01:30:07: I'm guessing the secret door is not what we are looking for. 01:30:09: "We opened the secret door." 01:30:09: wait first 01:30:14: DegDeg sits on the throne 01:30:15: ^5 01:30:20: what was in there 01:30:21: Secret doors are almost always a good thing., 01:30:35: Raven_Moonshadow and i are the bey 01:30:36: "A hallway with a number of doors." 01:30:38: best 01:30:43: lets go into there then 01:30:45: *offshoots 01:30:47: and start opening some doors 01:30:51: A door concealing more doors? This architect was a dick. 01:30:55: I check the doors in here first 01:31:15: starting at the side 01:31:21: Another servant's staircase at the side, and the main entrance's into the dining room are at the back 01:31:47: What does the servant's staircase smell like? 01:31:54: from out in the main corridor? ok 01:32:00: Secret door then 01:32:13: secret door secret door secret door 01:32:18: 1d20 tremendous fart in the throne 01:32:19: Degdeg, tremendous fart in the throne: [19] = 19 01:32:31: Willem has just been quietly sitting by the secret door, super excited. 01:32:33: You hear a guard downstairs gasp for breath 01:32:43: It would seem awfully inconvenient to have to go through a secret door any time one wanted to go to the audience room, but yar. 01:32:43: oh god i choked him 01:32:53: "Oh jeez! What is that smell?" 01:32:57: where is he 01:33:01: There was also a front door, but there were guards 01:33:01: "It came from the dining hall!" 01:33:03: can we jump down and surprise him 01:33:12: "I'm headed up to see who's up there." 01:33:21: I hide and ready my axe 01:33:23: Dammit Degdeg, we don't want to fight the guards in the capital city of the autumnal eladrin. 01:33:26: the moment he pokes his head up I will sing 01:33:29: swing* 01:33:31: corgnelius darts through secret door 01:33:33: Can we just go through the secret door and close it? 01:33:38: yes 01:33:39: Degdeg lets out a beautiful dwarf melody 01:33:40: arent they coming from the secret door 01:33:42: we do tht 01:33:44: Cause then we get in trouble with an entire Nation. 01:33:44: Let's do that. 01:33:48: No he was downstairs. 01:33:50: oh 01:33:50: No th ey are coming from the 3rd floor 01:33:51: Yar, into the secret door then. 01:33:53: into the secret door then 01:34:06: and close the throne above us 01:34:18: I don't think this could be more disastrous unless Eric was with us. 01:34:29: Anyway 01:34:33: YOU ARE IN THE HALLWAY NOW 01:34:36: WITH 5 OFFSHOOTS 01:34:43: one for each of us 01:34:46: lets all stand in front of a door 01:34:49: and open them at the same time 01:34:59: Are they doors or just more hallways? 01:35:01: Agreed 01:35:03: I like this plan, it is simple and all encompassing. 01:35:12: so we all stand in front of a door 01:35:14: THREE 01:35:15: TWO 01:35:16: ONE 01:35:19: and we slam them open 01:35:25: I just open mine. 01:35:32: frank is too weak to slam it open 01:35:37: 2 are hallways, 3 are stairs 01:35:41: hm 01:35:48: Frank was taught that slamming doors was rude. 01:35:54: frank is a lil bitch 01:35:54: You are currently on the second floor 01:36:04: which path do we take 01:36:05: What floor do we want to be on? 01:36:39: Or we could go with the horrible idea of we all go the way that is through our door, but then we can come back to this hallway so that wouldn't be quite so bad. 01:36:51: "We want to be on the second floor" 01:36:52: so lets split up and look for clues? 01:37:11: We could split up, but that would be hell for Delf 01:37:11: We should probably go with a hallway then. 01:37:18: perfect 01:37:19: lets do it 01:37:20: It most definitely would be. 01:37:25: Unless there's treasure upstairs. 01:37:29: that is true 01:37:30: Who doesn't love treasure? 01:37:30: I'm already ad libbing all of this basically. This has gone so far off course 01:37:33: we forgot about treasure 01:37:41: lets all split up 01:37:43: okay 01:37:45: and take a quick look down our hallways 01:37:48: just a quick look 01:37:54: delf can cycle through us 01:37:57: top to bottom 01:37:58: corgi first 01:38:03: me then frank then raven then willem 01:38:09: Suddenly, a massive pot of petunia's and a tiny whale drops on degdeg 01:38:23: lets do it 01:38:26: Frank checks out the tiny whale. 01:38:33: A narrative fairy scolds him and disappears with the whale 01:38:38: Can we make that tiny whale a familiar? 01:38:43: ANYWAY 01:38:43: Corgi do you want a tiny whale? 01:38:51: "Fairies! Always taking the fun stuff with them." 01:38:52: I'll start with corgi 01:38:55: okay 01:38:56: wooo 01:39:00: the rest of us go to the bathroom or something 01:39:17: Wait, so why are we splitting onto 5 seperate groups when there are only 2 hallways? 01:39:42: You are taking stairs as well 01:40:21: so wait 01:40:23: whose in front of what 01:40:24: Oh, alrighty. 01:41:31: done mine 01:41:33: degdeg comes up the stairs carrying to massive kegs of dwarven beer 01:41:41: two* 01:41:48: NEXT UP IS FORTUNA 01:41:52: and then Frank 01:42:05: Okey dokey. 01:42:06: so corgi stayed at whatever he found 01:42:16: He has yet to come back 01:42:20: Probably some kind of deli meat. 01:42:20: ok 01:42:28: well hey I found two huge kegs of beer 01:42:35: That's always a win. 01:44:17: Frank comes back with nothing. 01:44:28: what did you find? 01:44:38: "Just a lot of books." 01:44:46: nothing interesting? 01:44:55: "Books are boooooooooring." 01:44:55: ancient scrolls? 01:44:57: spell books? 01:45:03: degdeg huffs angrily 01:45:15: and storms down to the books room to see if theres anything good in there 01:45:25: It was actually up 2 flights of stairs. 01:45:29: Raven and Willem are not paying attention despite being the most important 01:45:34: up I guess then 01:49:16: 1d20+16 stealth 01:49:17: Raven_Moonshadow, stealth: [20] = 36 01:49:21: dang 01:49:23: woo 01:49:37: super unlucky at everything except stealth 01:51:30: 1d20+7 perception 01:51:31: Raven_Moonshadow, perception: [8] = 15 01:52:26: 1d20+10 01:52:26: Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+10: [18] = 28 01:54:26: Willem comes back upstairs with nothing. 01:54:33: what was down there 01:54:44: "There's a pretty weird door down there, I can't open it or find a handle of any kind." 01:54:58: "It's in a cave." 01:55:02: I come back down the hallway, moving quietly 01:55:19: "They're down this way. I see the Warmaster." 01:55:33: what was that door? 01:55:43: do you guys want to go check that before we head down raven's? 01:55:50: "Don't follow me, the slightest false move could alert them." 01:55:59: you go then 01:56:02: stealth it 01:56:05: It seems like there could be something pretty awesome down there. 01:56:05: I will 01:56:08: I go back 01:56:09: Maybe Corgi can figure it out. 01:56:28: Should I roll steath again or keep my old roll? 01:56:29: lets send an arcana checking corgi down there 01:56:40: I can also go and see if I can flat out slam the door open 01:56:45: Yeah Corgi let's go look at that door. 01:56:50: Corgi has not come back yet 01:56:53: It's also pitch black down there, but I have a torch. 01:57:03: Oh yeah, should we see if he's alright? 01:57:16: hm 01:57:16: oh ya 01:57:30: I tiptoe down corgi's hallway 01:57:45: I go with him. 01:58:04: I'll keep watch in this hallway in case I hear anyone in need of help. 01:59:01: I come back down the hallway, quickly 01:59:09: In the loudest whisper I can 01:59:11: only frank is there 01:59:15: oh 01:59:18: HOld on 01:59:24: Switch to corgi for a moment 01:59:27: CORGNELIUS 01:59:29: ON the bright side I am here. 01:59:30: "Hide! They're coming this way." 01:59:42: Hold on Raven and Frank 01:59:53: Alright. 01:59:53: Degdeg 01:59:53: corgnelius continues to play forever 01:59:55: we're in 3 parties now 01:59:57: ? 02:00:00: You find Corgi in a dogpark 02:00:05: playing with another corgi 02:00:07: They are having fun 02:00:07: aww 02:00:11: it is adorable 02:00:12: I cant 02:00:15: I cant take him away from this 02:00:18: Willem what do we do 02:00:34: I could turn into a wolf and play with them. 02:00:37: "Corgnelius. It was so nice to play with you" 02:00:42: But I have a feeling he's been trapped somehow. 02:00:42: "But your friends are here." 02:00:53: lets just go 02:00:53: maybe 02:00:54: "awww" 02:00:56: pck him up 02:00:56: "They need you" 02:00:58: and take him away 02:01:11: "The entire world needs you corgnelius." 02:01:15: "bye, it was fun playing with you" 02:01:15: "We can play later." 02:01:19: "woof" 02:01:19: "Corgi, we need you to throw an Arcana at this cool door." 02:01:20: wait 02:01:21: "oh yes" 02:01:24: "Maybe later we can come back." 02:01:26: can we take her with us 02:01:27: "woof" 02:01:29: girl_corgi licks corgnelius's cheek 02:01:34: girl_corgi runs off 02:01:42: ;A; 02:01:45: Damn Corgi that bitch was fiiine. 02:01:46: I pet corgi 02:01:52: and take him to the door willem found 02:01:55: AND THUS WE RESUME WITH RAVEN AND FRANK 02:02:06: We'll have to go back to the others to go to that door. 02:02:09: Degdeg and willem come down the hallway 02:02:17: 1d20+8 to hide in the stairwell that leads up to the library. 02:02:17: Frank, to hide in the stairwell that leads up to the library.: [5] = 13 02:02:28: "All of you, hide! The emissaries are coming this way." 02:02:38: Unless we are charging to reach that door. 02:02:39: oh god 02:02:47: Let's run down into the really dark cave. 02:02:52: 1d20 hide down in the dark cave 02:02:52: Degdeg, hide down in the dark cave: [11] = 11 02:02:59: "We can ambush them here 02:03:01: " 02:03:02: what is the check against? 02:03:32: or what modifier or whatever 02:03:34: Oh if there are few enough of them for us to fight, we should probably fight them. 02:03:44: arcana against the door while we're hiding down here 02:03:50: Degdeg, you can't do that. It is literally like atleast 150 squares away 02:03:54: Oh idea, we can hide behind the doors and then slam them open into their faces when they go into the hallway. 02:03:54: "There are two of them" 02:04:00: You are not down in the cave either 02:04:12: Yeah let's do what Frank said. 02:04:18: sure 02:04:20: I agree with frank 02:04:31: "I agree with Frank as well" 02:05:02: Right, everyone behind doors then. 02:05:20: should we bother with stealth checks? 02:05:22: Alright 02:05:35: Nah 02:06:00: The emissaries step into the hallway with girl in tow. 02:06:03: "Wait." 02:06:07: Perception checks to know when they are by the doors? Though I don't think they are being stealthy, yeah. 02:06:18: I doubt they suspect anyone of being down here 02:06:23: "Something doesn't smell right". 02:06:25: "Let's hurry" 02:06:35: Degdeg's lingering fart, I assume. 02:06:51: "Ready yourself in case there's any trouble." 02:06:53: I apply bloodroot poison to a blowdart 02:07:17: I shift into wolf form. 02:07:26: I keep my axe sheathed to avoid making a noise 02:07:58: I'm waiting for who is going to slam the door into them? 02:08:03: Ok. Who took the 4th door? 02:08:12: Which door is the 4th door? 02:08:16: uh 02:08:23: Actually, just name a number between 1-5 02:08:29: And not the same as everyone else 02:08:31: 3 02:08:31: 3 02:08:33: 2 02:08:35: 1d5 02:08:35: Frank, 1d5: [5] = 5 02:08:39: Hahahaha 02:08:41: 1d5 02:08:41: Raven_Moonshadow, 1d5: [1] = 1 02:08:54: That leaves corgi with 4? 02:08:54: well there we have it 02:08:58: And corgi has 4 then. 02:08:59: 4 02:09:06: I bet they go through 4. 02:09:13: lets just have me on 4 then 02:09:19: since I have highest strength 02:09:23: no wait 02:09:24: frank might 02:09:26: That was metagaming, I don't think we can change it now. 02:09:28: yeah 02:09:31: you're right 02:09:31: I just assumed because Delf asked. 02:09:35: Corgnelius, your door suddenly opens 02:09:45: "What the..." 02:09:49: that's the signal for us all to burst out 02:09:54: "IT'S THEM" 02:09:56: SLAM IT CORGI 02:09:57: We burst out. 02:09:57: "GO. TAKE THE GIRL" 02:09:58: SLAM THE DOOR 02:10:03: "WOOF" 02:10:08: are you saying we get no surprise round 02:10:09: Initiative? 02:10:09: corgnelius slams 02:10:09: They opened the door, so much for the slam plan. 02:10:12: One emissary and the girl suddenly disappear 02:10:20: into a shadow portal 02:10:24: Roll init if you like 02:10:28: 1d20+2 02:10:29: Degdeg, 1d20+2: [20] = 22 02:10:30: There's one emissary now 02:10:32: booya 02:10:37: Frank, I suppose.: [12] = 18 02:10:37: 1d20+6 I suppose. 02:10:38: Degdeg get's surprise 02:10:40: 1d20+7 02:10:41: Raven_Moonshadow, 1d20+7: [11] = 18 02:10:46: Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+4: [3] = 7 02:10:46: 1d20+4 02:10:58: First priority is saving the Warmaster 02:11:08: Corgnelius, you notice the emissary and the girl appear behind you and run 02:11:15: map? 02:11:19: someone put the initiative onto it 02:11:24: corgnelius chase 02:11:24: Degdeg 22, Raven 18, Frank 18, Willem 7, and no roll for Corgnelius yet. 02:11:34: 1d20+7 02:11:34: corgnelius, 1d20+7: [2] = 9 02:11:39: haha 02:11:40: Oh right crap. I didn't expect the fight to take place in the ha- WAIT THE MAP STILL WORKS 02:12:17: I put the initiatives in. 02:12:25: Well, sides the drow duo's initiatives. 02:12:37: So did the emissary just have a really huge init bonus? 02:12:53: Because I'm pretty sure they didn't get a surprise round 02:12:59: i think hehad a plot roll 02:13:04: unless the shadow portal thing is a free action 02:13:17: He had the shadow portal ready 02:13:38: oh, a readied action 02:13:46: did i chase in time? 02:13:58: 1d20+11 02:13:59: handofevil, 1d20+11: [1] = 12 02:14:03: AHAHAHA 02:14:21: The guy remaining is incredibly surprised by the sudden appearence of 4 people 02:14:31: That guy is right behind Corgi. 02:14:33: so he misses a turn? 02:14:41: The guy is in the hallway 02:14:47: Hold on. I'm going to put the markers on 02:14:51: bring the map up? 02:14:57: It is up 02:15:28: it is still loading 02:15:31: It isn't loaded. 02:15:36: http://gyazo.com/f38fb005c2cb2dc970c1bd8c9174ca51.png 02:16:58: Ok 02:17:05: So the C is corgi 02:17:12: The D is the remaining drow 02:17:19: map is still loading 02:17:22: Why do I only see Delf and Yin on the board 02:17:24: i dont think its coming up 02:17:39: You guys can either chase the drow with the girl or fight 02:17:49: i see C and D and a dead picture 02:17:59: Does anyone else see the map 02:18:03: I don't. 02:18:03: no 02:18:05: I see C and D. 02:18:08: BAH 02:18:13: i see it 02:18:27: d c and map 02:18:27: Refresh? 02:18:35: I'll try that. 02:18:38: im refreshing now 02:18:42: Well, I'm going to tumble past the one in the hallway and hit the drow holding the Warmaster with a poisoned dart 02:19:01: Hold on. Everyone put themselves on the map 02:19:02: I see it now. 02:19:16: yar 02:19:34: where are we on the map 02:19:36: ah, it appears to be loading properly 02:19:52: Yup, refreshing it has made the map start actually loading. 02:20:00: C is in the hallway. Anywhere in that hallway is off limits for placing your character initially 02:20:02: Raven_Moonshadow, acrobatics: [6] = 18 02:20:02: 1d20+12 acrobatics 02:20:06: hmm 02:20:08: So you're bsically in that room or that parallel hallway 02:20:09: How do I place myself? 02:20:39: And make your tiles visible 02:21:09: How do I add an object to the map? 02:21:33: This map makes no sense to me 02:21:38: where are the doors 02:21:43: where did the emissary come from 02:21:50: yeah me neither 02:21:55: we shuld draw our own map 02:21:59: where are they now 02:22:47: Ok. So here's how this is pretty much gonna work. You can do combat with the drow on the map (The one who stayed behind), or you can chase after the one with the warmaster. 02:23:06: Uh no, I'm going to do combat wit the one with the warmaster 02:23:20: I have ranged weapons, I can do this 02:23:25: Yes you can 02:23:25: I'm going to fight the one that stays behind 02:23:30: corgi and raven can fight the one that ran 02:23:34: Raven and Corgi take the one that ran off. 02:23:48: In other news, I still don't know how to add myself to the map. 02:24:02: i have a surprise round and this guy loses a turn 02:24:08: I'm not going to miss this opportunity 02:24:10: So everyone is basically starting off in this room 02:24:12: Hmm... I'm half and half, on the one hand with Degdeg there being defendery I think him and Willem may be able to handle that guy, yar. 02:24:13: You need to sign up first, Wil 02:24:39: Where do I do that? 02:24:51: the site is called realtimeboard 02:25:00: Cool. 2 seconds. 02:25:21: Ben also needs to do this 02:26:31: okay, Erik is here 02:27:44: So hey Degdeg and Willem, do you think you can handle this drow? Cause if so then I'm going to join in the chasing down the other guy cause there isn't a defender in that group. 02:27:52: Yeah we can kill this dude. 02:28:13: easily 02:28:21: OKAY SO STARTING OUT: Degdeg has surprise, D1 loses first round, DW is in the hallway behind D1 and C and is running 02:28:29: Oh right and his init is 02:28:35: 1d20+11 02:28:36: handofevil, 1d20+11: [13] = 24 02:28:41: Huh 02:28:46: I have the ability to reroll init, can I reroll mine before we start? 02:28:53: Go for it 02:28:54: he goes after my surprise round 02:28:55: then I go 02:28:59: 1d20+4 02:29:00: Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+4: [15] = 19 02:29:05: That is way better. 02:29:13: Let's merc this dildo. 02:29:18: How do I edit this init box 02:29:29: Running Drow's initiative is 24? 02:29:32: use the text tool 02:29:35: Yes 02:29:35: and click on the text 02:29:37: click teh text tool, yar. 02:30:11: Ok 02:30:14: So is everyone ready 02:30:16: is ben in 02:30:26: no clue 02:30:33: OH WELL MOVING FORWARD 02:30:47: Ben does not appear to be in 02:30:56: He has the entire round 02:31:00: DW RUNS 02:31:01: so my surprise round to start? 02:31:07: oy 02:31:11: my suprise round 02:31:12: before he runs 02:31:15: Oh right 02:31:15: Go ahead 02:31:42: the red D is the surprised guy right 02:31:43: i am in 02:31:56: Yes 02:32:06: seeing as where corgi is standing 02:32:09: is he being flanked 02:32:14: Yes 02:32:16: by corgi 02:32:21: so I have CA then 02:32:24: okay I'll move in 02:32:25: Yes 02:32:26: and use blood of the mighty on him 02:32:41: Ew. The D's are touching 02:32:45: pfft 02:32:48: 1d20+11 vs AC 02:32:48: Degdeg, vs AC: [16] = 27 02:32:57: Boy I wonder if that hit 02:33:14: I'll add mocking smite and my weapon power to it 02:33:15: [Hint: Yes it did] 02:33:19: soo 02:34:04: 4d12+5+3+1d12+5 02:34:04: Degdeg, 4d12+5+3+1d12+5: [10, 7, 2, 6, 12] = 50 02:34:09: 50 damage on the D 02:34:19: NOT THE D 02:34:21: Oh my 02:34:25: and that ends my surprise round 02:34:32: HIs head just 02:34:32: explodes 02:34:34: everywhere 02:34:39: oh he's dead? 02:34:43: Like 02:34:49: Willem does a happy dance. 02:34:52: WELP 02:34:54: His entire body covers the room in red immediately 02:35:01: how much HP did he have 02:35:02: You're not even sure what happened 02:35:04: 48 02:35:05: I thought they'd be elites 02:35:05: Well guess we're all chasing that other guy then. 02:35:07: hahaa 02:35:10: yup 02:35:13: the rest of you guys go crazy 02:35:17: OK 02:35:17: DW 02:35:18: RUNS 02:35:24: That was just a surprise round, so you can still come with us. 02:35:35: Would he have a negative modifier to his speed from dragging the warmaster with him? 02:35:41: Is he slowed down at all by carrying a woman in full--yeah, that 02:35:48: in full armour 02:35:50: Yes he is 02:35:54: kay 02:35:54: excellent 02:36:07: And Degdeg's turn again. 02:36:14: excellent 02:36:19: can I roll athletics for a speed bonus on my move 02:36:40: thatd be a minor action since I am trained it athetlics right? 02:36:41: I'm not sure that's how that works 02:36:43: Can't you just run for a +2? 02:36:50: you just state that you're running I think. 02:36:54: oh alright 02:36:55: normally running gives a -5 penalty to attacks 02:37:09: I'll use my standard and my move as both move actions and I'll run for both 02:37:14: Well yeah but I don't think we're about to attack him. 02:37:14: so FOURTEEN SQUARES LETS GO 02:37:21: it'd be a reasonable athletics stunt to try and reduce or remove the penalty 02:37:26: (Unless you are that one elf I made) 02:37:44: okay 02:37:47: I moved pretty far 02:37:50: end turn 02:37:58: you culd action point 02:37:58: (I still giggle at how fast that guy could run with bonuses instead of penalties) 02:38:10: If I can get in range I can freeze him with my action point. 02:38:12: I already used my actionpoint last session remember 02:38:15: one action point a day 02:38:24: oh right 02:38:40: We used to do one action point per session, but I guess that doesn't work here so much 02:38:42: so willem's turn 02:38:49: Oh, I don't remember if, I did use my action point in that last fight too actually I think. 02:39:00: if we do one action point a session 02:39:03: I will explode this guy too 02:39:12: and I am fully prepared to do so 02:39:14: Can I run for one move action and then walk for a second? 02:39:15: delf what do you say 02:39:18: And thus remove the penalty? 02:39:22: one per day 02:39:25: that's not how it works 02:39:26: okay 02:39:39: also you guys are far as hecky 02:39:47: The penalty lasts until the start of your next turn. 02:39:48: running grants the penalty until the start of your next turn 02:39:50: yeah 02:40:06: (I totally forgot we can turn standards into moves. I am going to do that) 02:40:48: Willem? 02:40:49: Is a diagonal move still one square? 02:40:53: yes 02:40:53: Yes 02:40:53: yes 02:40:57: but not around a corner 02:41:37: Alright, I'm going to use my Move and Standard to get to almost that corner, then shift into humanoid form, which lets me shift into the corner without running. 02:41:47: nice 02:42:26: Then I'll try and Frost Flash him 02:42:41: You used your stnadrd 02:42:41: Im in the way 02:42:43: standard* 02:42:44: ther will be a penalty 02:42:47: action point 02:42:51: Yeah I'll action point it. 02:42:57: What's the penalty for DegDeg being in the way? 02:42:58: and he has superior cover from degdeg 02:43:09: wait 02:43:10: -5 02:43:11: im a dwarf though 02:43:11: Do allies grant enemies cover? I don't think they do... 02:43:18: Yeah allies don't grant cover to enemies. 02:43:25: Ah 02:43:27: i think since its a thin hallway 02:43:30: it should be some sort of penalty 02:43:33: even if -1 02:43:35: Yeah it's a thin hallway 02:43:36: so -2 02:43:39: Hahaha. 02:43:39: ok 02:43:48: sorry bro 02:43:48: (Waffle whose side are you on) 02:43:49: Alright. So I'll action point and Frost Flash him. 02:43:57: (THE SIDE OF DND) 02:44:03: Willem_Wildheart, vs fort: [11] = 18 02:44:03: 1D20+6+3-2 vs fort 02:44:05: (Okay, good answer.) 02:44:18: Hit 02:44:23: Huzzah! 02:44:41: 1d6+7+1d6+3 02:44:41: Willem_Wildheart, 1d6+7+1d6+3: [5, 3] = 18 02:44:47: And he is immobilized until the end of my next turn. 02:44:52: oh snap nice 02:44:53: Oh it does 3 more damage, too, for my Con modifier. 02:44:54: excellent 02:44:55: So 21. 02:45:06: Where idd the extra 1d6 come from? 02:45:19: My staff says to add 1d6+7/ 02:45:23: what 02:45:25: Unless that is supposed to replace the existing damage roll. 02:45:28: ???? 02:45:40: what staff is this? 02:45:45: The character sheet I printed says my Magic Staff +1 adds 1d6+7 damage. 02:45:47: My implement. 02:46:04: im not sure about implement rules 02:46:14: I meant what magic item. Okay, magic +1 does not do that 02:46:23: Magic +1 just adds 1 to attack and damage 02:46:26: It could mean I replace the existing damage roll with it. 02:46:32: so 1d6+7 is probably your total damage 02:46:50: In that case it deals 1D6+10 02:46:53: So 1 d 6+10 is the total damage here, so 15 damage. 02:47:02: Taking that first roll. 02:47:15: Do you have a sheet online I can look at? 02:47:26: it would be on the builder 02:47:41: ok 02:47:47: http://plothook.net/RPG/profiler/view.php?id=13211 that's the plothook one, but yeah I printed the builder one and it automatically populated all my Implement powers with that line. 02:48:06: "Magic Staff +1: +6 vs Fortitude, 1d6+7 damage" 02:48:12: 1d6+10 sounds about right then, yeah 02:48:13: Raven_Moonshadow, sounds about right then, yeah: [1] = 11 02:48:24: pft 02:48:27: 11 damage then 02:48:31: Additionally that attack immobilized the drow until the end of Willem's next turn, which is going to be very handy. 02:48:37: No 15, that was Raven's roll. 02:48:40: Yeah the immobilize is the important thing. 02:48:41: Indeed 02:48:43: Yeah I rolled 15 Delf. 02:49:00: ok 02:49:01: So somebody go bust his head. 02:49:01: 15 02:49:08: i will charge him 02:49:14: Lovely. 02:49:14: And my turn then. 02:49:16: and bury my axe in his head 02:49:58: Yar I don't think I can catch up to him, even with running. 02:50:08: He doesn't get his next turn. 02:50:08: leave it to me then I guess 02:50:10: He's immobilized. 02:50:16: So you have four moves to get to him if you need to. 02:50:18: Uh I think it's my turn 02:50:21: Well, I meant in this turn. 02:50:26: Oh yeah that's cool. 02:50:28: Oh right, yar, you first,then me. 02:50:40: But yeah, I'll just move as fast as I can down that way 02:50:45: I can actually immobilize him again if we need, so long as I can melee. 02:50:48: My brain went wonky for a moment cause I was figuring out what I can do. 02:51:14: "IMMOBILIZED You can?t move from your space, unless you teleport or are pulled, pushed, or slid. Note: You can still take your full complement of actions, such as standing up from prone." 02:51:16: Well you guys can share a space with me, so if I catch up that won't be an issue. 02:51:20: He still get's his turn 02:51:26: Okay, so I ran and that's all 02:51:38: Well, to run anyway Delf. 02:51:42: Yar, but his turn is not for a while. 02:51:43: Unless he can teleport I guess. 02:51:54: Indeed 02:51:59: raven you look to be in a poistion where you can hit him with an arrow] 02:52:07: So Raven is done then? 02:52:08: Yeah if you can shoot his head, you should do that. 02:52:19: Well, that depends 02:52:31: He had to run, he's holding off for pending penalties I think, and range. 02:52:38: Ahhh. 02:52:51: were we allowing the thing where we could make athletics checks to take fewer penalties for running? 02:52:55: Because if so 02:53:08: No 02:53:11: We weren't 02:53:15: oh, ok 02:53:39: well, I could still probably do something useful, let's see 02:53:46: Using that blowdart 02:54:08: lets not waste an action point 02:54:31: this is a milestone, we get a new action point after this 02:54:40: aah true 02:54:45: I never figured out what milestones were 02:54:46: but yeah, you're right 02:54:56: even if he teleports, he can't teleport out of this hallway 02:54:56: every 2 battles without an extended rest 02:55:01: Ah 02:55:02: you need line of sight to teleport 02:55:13: so yeah, I will just be here 02:55:26: Unless he's about to Plot Teleport, which would make me very sad. 02:55:26: Alright, I shall activate my Defender's Aura and double run. 02:55:50: Everyone is cramped in the hallway 02:55:51: And ta da, done. 02:55:58: Drow is dead 02:55:59: Corgi go 02:56:15: wheeee 02:56:22: Corgnelius, we beseech thee for help in our time of need. 02:56:40: "Go corgnelius go" 02:56:46: "Hump his leg to death!" 02:57:00: corgnelius does that 02:57:12: humping is melee range unfortunately 02:57:37: lets all remember this is ben's practically first time dnd'ing 02:57:40: he needs assistance 02:57:51: corgnelius runs and humps 02:57:52: He needs assistance in humping? 02:58:05: ;) 02:58:07: Unless he wants to double run, he can just get next to Raven this turn can't he? 02:58:19: yeah pretty much 02:58:24: double running wouldnt get him beyond me though I dont think 02:58:38: I think a double move would get him to Frank 02:58:46: In Corgi form he has 8 speed doesn't he? 02:58:52: so with run thats 10 02:58:57: he can double move 20 squares 02:58:58: good god 02:58:58: So he could do 20 squares. 02:59:01: If he really wanted to. 02:59:06: get infront of him 02:59:09: then action point to hump his leg 02:59:12: is double running instead of spellcasting? 02:59:12: Hahahaha 02:59:13: a double run would get him to the drow but that's al 02:59:18: yeah 02:59:21: Actually he doesn't even have to run. 02:59:23: Does he? 02:59:31: He can get 16 without the penalty, then action point to attack. 02:59:42: He could, he could. 02:59:49: i do that then 02:59:50: Corgi, do that thing I just said! 02:59:53: Or he could go just 8 and then cast a spell around the corner 02:59:57: now that I think about it 03:00:03: thatd have a penalty 03:00:16: If we're getting our action points back, we may as well use them. 03:00:18: i personally dont want to test our luck 03:00:21: nah, he has LOS from the top left corner of his space 03:00:22: yeah 03:00:33: hmm ok then 03:00:37: ben whats your decision 03:00:42: Assuming this dildo is going to run somehow, I'd just as soon have Corgi right up in his shit. 03:01:01: i go the 16 then action point 03:01:14: ok move yourself 03:01:24: on the map 03:01:32: He can't, he still hasn't signed in 03:01:46: oh 03:01:48: you should do that Ben 03:01:49: i guess ill move him this time then 03:01:50: We need battle music 03:01:51: FRANK 03:02:04: Si? 03:02:08: okay 03:02:09: hes moved 03:02:10: Music please 03:02:14: whatareyagunnado ben 03:02:15: Still 2 spaces away 03:02:37: okay, so he has someone i dont want to kill with him right 03:02:43: He's not even bloodied, so Corgi you should go for damage. 03:02:44: yeah 03:04:06: Grah, the song I want I'm having a hard time finding. 03:05:44: corgi 03:05:45: Eh, I think this one will work, this might be the song I was looking for but mislabeled. 03:05:47: what are you going to do 03:05:49: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaOUuucRHJc 03:06:08: hang on, need to find a spell that wont kill the other person 03:06:12: Nice pick, Frank. 03:06:12: It does take a bit to get fully rolling. 03:06:14: oh that doesnt matter 03:06:19: I think for these purposes she can't be hit. 03:06:21: She's not on the map. 03:06:23: yeah 03:06:32: okay then! 03:06:33: Yup, this one is the right one. 03:06:56: Don't you have a feat or ability that lets you exclude a target from an area of effect, Corgni? 03:07:05: the hot hand spell! 03:07:22: corgnelius, 1d20+6: [14] = 20 03:07:22: 1d20+6 03:07:29: vs. ? 03:07:31: vs? 03:08:25: reflex 03:08:38: MISS 03:08:48: half damage then 03:09:03: 2d6+10 03:09:03: corgnelius, 2d6+10: [1, 4] = 15 03:09:12: 15 / 2 03:09:13: handofevil, 15 / 2: [] = 7 03:09:13: I don't suppose Corgi gets a bonus with that on account of the thin hallway? 03:09:13: 15/2 03:09:14: handofevil, 15/2: [] = 7 03:09:18: 7 then 03:09:39: drow's turn 03:09:52: The drow chants something 03:10:01: Always with the chanting, these villains. 03:10:04: AND THE HALLWAY FILLS WITH JET BLACK THORNS 03:10:21: That's MY move, you dick! 03:10:39: Corgi, take 5 damage 03:10:57: Difficult terrain until the end of this next turn and anyone moving through takes 5 damage 03:11:01: AND TELEPORT 03:11:04: what an assholw 03:11:05: How big is the zone? 03:11:09: 3 squares 03:11:15: They don't block line of sight though, do they? 03:11:29: No 03:11:38: excellent 03:11:45: Aaaaaaaand 03:11:48: How far is he teleporting? 03:11:48: Action point 03:11:50: teleport again 03:11:53: 5 squares 03:12:03: wait 03:12:06: do enemies get action points? 03:12:09: Yes 03:12:13: why not 03:12:15: elites and solos do 03:12:24: zre these guys even elites 03:12:26: they had 50 hp 03:12:30: The first guy wasn't 03:12:31: This guy is 03:12:36: oh okay 03:13:06: Aaaaaaaaaaand 03:13:17: Oh hey he has a minor 03:13:23: He gains concealment 03:13:31: Thanks to his cool black cloak 03:13:34: End turn 03:13:40: Dibs on the cloack. 03:13:41: DEGDEG 03:13:42: GO 03:13:43: he teleported twice and dropped the thorns 03:13:50: He used an action point. 03:13:52: goddammit 03:13:53: He action pointed the second teleport. 03:13:57: oh right, I forgot 03:14:06: wasn't thinking 03:14:11: hmmm 03:14:14: everyone seems to be behind me 03:14:15: so 03:14:15: first 03:14:20: 1d20 for an extremely powerful fart 03:14:20: Degdeg, for an extremely powerful fart: [3] = 3 03:14:21: Frank is not 03:14:25: aww 03:14:34: You hear a squeak 03:14:35: Crud though, he's literally just barely out of reach of my charge. 03:14:36: It's kind of cute 03:14:44: If I was 1 square closer I could get at him. 03:14:51: If you delay until after me I can shift you 2 squares. 03:14:53: As a free action. 03:15:00: Sounds like a plan. 03:15:08: i just run twice again 03:15:12: and take 5 damage from the thorns 03:15:17: Oh right, so same day no rests means I can't use that one daily attack either, that'll suck. 03:15:24: Oh wait I'm before you. 03:15:28: I'll just shift you. 03:15:33: hmm 03:15:41: anyway I can use a minor to assist someone 03:15:51: Your charge is 16 squares? 03:15:58: I double ran 03:16:00: for 14 03:16:06: I'm talkign to Frank 03:16:09: I'll have to run first for 8, then charge for 7 cause I have a bonus to speed. 03:16:13: Ah 03:16:14: When charging. 03:16:53: Which is why I'll be needing that shift Willem is going to give me, cause I can't quite reach otherwise. 03:17:02: Although I actualyl could use the shift on myself and restrain him. 03:17:05: If that would be better. 03:17:18: I don't think restraining would prevent teleporting. 03:17:24: Nope 03:17:49: Though his teleporting is slower then his running, but still. 03:18:01: Alright I'll shift Frank and then just run into the thorns like a dumbass. 03:18:06: I think the first teleport would get him out of it anyways. 03:18:23: Am I up? 03:18:39: Oh degdeg 03:18:41: You took 5 damage 03:18:54: from running through the thorns 03:19:12: So is it partial concealment or total concealment, incidentally? 03:19:25: partial concealment 03:19:26: -2 03:19:29: hmmm 03:19:35: end turn I guess 03:19:38: Alright. 03:20:17: Neato. 03:20:33: Go willem! 03:20:44: Recover the war master! 03:20:44: thar we go 03:20:48: So I'll use my Knack for Success on Frank, which lets him shift two squares as a free action. 03:20:51: AAHEEEEMMMM 03:20:51: END TUURRRNNN 03:20:51: willem go 03:21:00: And done. 03:21:08: Then I'll double move through those thorns like an asshole, and end on the last square of them. 03:21:14: Degdeg is blind 03:21:17: Let's make fun of him 03:21:24: And I take five damage right? 03:21:29: Yes 03:21:34: Wait 03:21:34: Wee. 03:21:42: How does difficult terrain affect movment 03:21:47: halves speed 03:21:51: Just takes twice as much right? 03:21:54: yeah 03:22:02: Did you guys account for that 03:22:06: I did. 03:22:09: did my message about Deg having gone too far not get through 03:22:13: It took my whole second move to get to the last square. 03:22:16: No it didn't 03:22:45: holy shit everything loads at once 03:22:57: hahahaha 03:23:02: Deg you went too far 03:23:09: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANON 03:23:17: everything loaded at onc 03:23:19: e 03:23:55: So hey, question, jet black thorns cover the floor and I'm guessing walls of the hallway there right? 03:24:02: Yes 03:24:07: Kay. 03:24:23: you definitely aren't slowed by them, and might not be damaged either 03:24:40: Cause I fly, that is what I was double checking that for. 03:24:45: He'll be damaged I think 03:24:51: Oh yeah flight negates difficult terrain totally. 03:24:59: But not slowed at all 03:25:04: I think it is Raven's turn though. 03:25:06: Willem, do you have anything else you're doing? 03:25:12: Nope. 03:25:17: End turn! 03:25:22: aright 03:25:28: I move up to just before the thorns 03:25:50: did anyone move me back to where I should be 03:25:52: cloak of shades, I'm invisible to anyone more than 5 squares from me 03:26:04: 1d20+16 stealth 03:26:05: Raven_Moonshadow, stealth: [9] = 25 03:26:12: Degdeg is incredibly confused as to where Raven has gone 03:26:17: how far back do i need to move 03:26:22: and then I precision dart the drow guy 03:26:34: -2 from concealment remember 03:26:35: with assassin's strike and sneak attack 03:26:37: yep 03:26:37: Your movement would've been halved through the thorns. 03:26:45: +2 from advantage though 03:26:51: Ah 03:27:10: Raven_Moonshadow, vs. reflex: [20] = 33 03:27:10: 1d20+13 vs. reflex 03:27:13: hahahahahahaha 03:27:14: Oh snap 03:27:17: A crit! 03:27:19: Yeaaah. 03:27:20: handofevil slaps fortuna 03:27:30: Willem is just super-impressed with Raven, all the time. 03:27:32: so that's 03:27:39: I sense a romance 03:27:50: my mibbit is lagging like heck 03:28:01: WELL THAT'S CAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR MIBBIT 03:28:08: STOP CLAIMING OWNERSHIP OVER HER 03:28:18: SHE'S TIRED OF IT AND SHE'S BREAKING UP WITH YOU 03:28:21: 4+7+20+18+6 damage I think 03:28:22: Raven_Moonshadow, damage I think: [] = 55 03:28:29: Oh crap 03:28:30: and he's dazed, save ends 03:28:33: Wow 03:28:36: with a -4 to his first save 03:28:43: So that's... 03:28:46: That was an incredible dart. 03:28:48: oh wait 03:28:52: +8 to that 03:29:03: 63 damage 03:29:06: 55+15+8 03:29:07: handofevil, 55+15+8: [] = 78 03:29:11: Bloodied 03:29:13: and, hmm 03:29:22: And dazed, that's going to be really useful. 03:29:37: SUDDENLY THE HALLWAY IS COVERED IN A SHROUD OF BLACKNESS 03:29:43: Unfortunately I am not close enough to hit him with a bola 03:29:55: That cloack is some bullshit. 03:29:59: cloak* 03:30:04: Why can I not spell cloak today? 03:30:08: Dazed means no immediate actions, remember 03:30:13: unless that's a free action 03:30:24: It's a triggered action 03:30:27: from bloodied 03:30:35: right, so a free action then probably 03:30:39: anyway, done turn 03:30:59: The entire hallway is shrouded in black for 2 rounds. 03:30:59: From a gameplay perspective, what does this blackness do? 03:31:00: As if I wasn't going to have a hard time hitting him on my turn anyways cause of the running, but ah well. 03:31:05: Anyone, except the emissary is blinded 03:31:16: Full concealment, i.e. -5 to hit 03:31:17: Magically so, or is it just dark? 03:31:23: Magical 03:31:33: Man, I thought that torch was going to save the day. 03:31:35: It's just magically dark I think, if it is like that drow racial power. 03:31:40: Ahh. 03:31:51: But the torch is still not going to cut it if so. 03:31:54: Well, go try to whack him Frank. 03:32:14: Yup, I run, I charge, I don't know what penalties are happening now cause of that cloud. 03:32:34: -5 03:32:35: and 03:32:45: another -5 03:32:46: Yar, got the -5 from running, and... 03:32:51: Alright, so -10 total. 03:33:10: 1d20+1 vs. AC amazing basic attack chance of hitting! 03:33:10: Frank, vs. AC amazing basic attack chance of hitting!: [11] = 12 03:33:16: Yeah. 03:33:24: Yeah no 03:33:46: On the bright side I'm adjacent to him now, so that's good. 03:34:02: Drow is dead. Go corgi 03:34:10: Unless you have something else 03:34:28: Oh! Area attacks ignore concealment 03:34:41: Wha 03:34:48: so the bad guy is dead? 03:34:49: Huh 03:34:52: Got any area attacks you can drop, Corgnelius? 03:34:57: Yeah Corgi just blow that hallway to shit if you can, preferably in such a way that it ends on that guy's square. 03:35:04: And now for new music fitting the darkness issue. 03:35:07: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y8bQ5XEgoo 03:35:18: my turn for big fart 03:35:30: Dog farts are terrible 03:35:54: Degdeg woke up the guards downstairs with a fart. 03:35:57: stinky cloud smell! 03:36:08: spell 03:36:14: Actually, Degdeg's fart caused all of this. He only readied his teleport because he smelled that shit. 03:36:20: dang 03:36:32: Exactly 03:36:40: I'm impressed with your rectal fortitude. 03:36:47: i got to do checks against all of you 03:37:12: Oh right, and I take that 5 damage from the thorns, forgot about that, and what attack are you doing? 03:37:26: 1d20+6 vs fortitude 03:37:26: my mibbit seems to be working again 03:37:27: corgnelius, vs fortitude : [18] = 24 03:37:42: Hit 03:37:57: http://puu.sh/6QvVq.png 03:38:13: roll to hit frank 03:38:19: You have to roll against my fortitude as well, yar. 03:38:31: 1d20+6 03:38:31: corgnelius, 1d20+6: [14] = 20 03:38:35: He can cast that 20 squares, why not just drop it on the other side of the guy? 03:38:48: Oh right, he does have range to avoid me. 03:39:09: Hooray I don't die to dog farts. 03:39:21: Plot twist: Everyone dies to dog fats 03:39:39: the guy takes 11 03:39:53: 78 + 11 03:39:53: handofevil, 78 + 11: [] = 89 03:39:56: Oh man 03:39:58: He's almost gone 03:40:09: hooray for farts 03:40:12: Hurrah! 03:40:26: Since he didn't move, can he use a Move to move the cloud farther up so the guy has to run through it again? 03:40:48: If he starts in it he takes the damage as well. 03:41:04: I was thinking maybe he'll have to run into it, take the damage, then start in it on his next-next turn. 03:41:26: But he'll probably just double-run anyway so that's not a huge plus. 03:41:48: Can't double, he's dazed 03:41:56: Ahh. 03:41:59: so its his turn anyways 03:42:04: That's not a bad idea then. 03:42:10: Well Corgi can move the cloud as a move action, and he never moved. 03:42:13: handofevil, 1d20-4: [4] = 0 03:42:13: 1d20-4 03:42:17: noooooooooooooooooooooo 03:42:18: hah 03:42:20: So I was asking Delf if we could move the cloud. 03:42:26: Nevermind, something hilarious is happening. 03:42:26: hahaha 03:43:02: Isn't a save done at the end of the turn normally anyways? 03:43:02: HMMMMMM 03:43:16: I'm not sure which power to use 03:43:20: Also, he takes 5+ Corgi's intelligence damage. 03:43:23: At the start of his turn. 03:43:24: you only got one action 03:43:27: Also yar what Willem said. 03:43:28: I know 03:43:33: That's why I'm trying to decide 03:43:39: another 11 03:43:47: And I'm standing right next to him. 03:43:55: HMMMMMM 03:44:04: Also how long does this darkness last? 03:44:09: for one more round 03:44:14: HE TELEPORTS 03:44:15: Drats. 03:44:23: Does teleporting proc opportunity attacks? 03:44:32: Nope 03:44:39: Probably wouldn't have hit him anyways. 03:45:00: And the teleport leaves a square of thorns 03:45:02: my turn? 03:45:05: I thought he couldn't teleport that far? 03:45:12: Oh, different teleport. 03:45:13: Yeah that was a big teleport. 03:45:17: everyone who chases has to go through the fart zone 03:45:19: Yeah. It was a recharge power 03:45:28: oh well 03:45:30: i will dare 03:45:31: This guy is such a dick. 03:45:34: Yeah, that's going to suck. 03:45:35: to go through the fart 03:45:45: I move once 03:45:45: Also another difficult terrain spot from the new thorn spot. 03:46:13: yeah i moved properly for that 03:46:16: This guy is so almost dead 03:46:20: how much damage do i take for entering the fart zone 03:46:24: 11 03:46:34: 11, and 5 for that patch of thorns you went through. 03:46:35: :) 03:46:47: ahaha im bloodied 03:46:50: BUT I CHARGE HIS ASS 03:47:03: 1d20+11 vs ac 03:47:03: Degdeg, vs ac: [11] = 22 03:47:18: ?!?! 03:47:36: Don't you take a penalty from the black? 03:47:48: He's out of the black. 03:47:48: my charge puts me outside of it 03:47:52: Ah 03:47:54: Hit 03:47:59: Oh shit, wait guys 03:48:01: TAKE EM DOWN WAFFLE 03:48:04: I totally forgot 03:48:04: ? 03:48:05: ! 03:48:06: ? 03:48:07: ? 03:48:09: ? 03:48:10: ?? 03:48:13: ????? 03:48:16: ?!? 03:48:17: my ki focus deals an extra 2d6 damage on crits 03:48:19: ????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 03:48:22: he should have taken an extra 03:48:24: Hahahahaha. 03:48:25: I turn my vengeful strike into the charge 03:48:26: Raven_Moonshadow, damage: [5, 6] = 11 03:48:26: 2d6 damage 03:48:42: Does that mean he died to the dog fart? 03:48:45: ROLL YOUR DAMAGE DEGDEG 03:48:51: 1d12+5+4+3 03:48:51: Degdeg, 1d12+5+4+3: [5] = 17 03:48:55: :000??!?!? 03:49:06: Drow dies from the sudden memory relapse 03:49:09: WOOO 03:49:14: of damage that was supposed to be taken 03:49:15: wooooooo 03:49:16: yay 03:49:35: That's what he gets. 03:49:40: Whooo! 03:49:43: so my fart retroactively killed him off? 03:49:49: Raven would be such a good warrior if only she had a better head for math 03:49:51: Yeah 03:49:55: hhahaha 03:50:01: He died of dog farts 03:50:02: Teehee. 03:50:15: That reminds me of... I forget which comic I think I saw that line in. 03:50:22: OOTS 03:50:24: oh i know the one 03:50:26: Yup 03:50:44: So can we loot this asshole's body? 03:50:51: hell yes we should 03:50:53: Yar, I was leaning towards that one, the other one came to mind first but was the wrong one. 03:50:59: That cloak seems pretty baller. 03:51:03: You find a cool black cape 03:51:07: That doesn't really do anything 03:51:08: I take it 03:51:09: cause i called it 03:51:11: It's just really cool 03:51:12: and its cool 03:51:13: I called dibs! 03:51:15: Way back when! 03:51:24: roll a d20 for it 03:51:34: Also, didn't you say it granted him concealment delf? 03:51:39: We should have the corgi examine it first, to discover its effects 03:51:41: It was a power 03:51:46: I was using narrative 03:51:50: Yar. 03:51:51: after we escape with the Warmaster 03:51:53: YOU LIED TO US. 03:51:58: YOU LIED TO YOURSELF 03:52:00: how is she doing by the way 03:52:01: so werent we trying to save someone or whatever? 03:52:03: I don't even want the cloak anymore. 03:52:12: i wnat it 03:52:13: corgnelius goes to warmaster 03:52:14: She's unconcious 03:52:17: *puts it on* 03:52:18: as far as you can tell 03:52:19: *picks her up* 03:52:19: Oh yeah, the whole reason we came here. 03:52:31: and she's chained in these weird, purple glowing black thorns 03:52:32: Does he have anything else on him? 03:52:34: corgnelius nuzzles her 03:52:44: OH 03:52:48: AND IN LOOTING THE BODY 03:52:50: You find a note 03:52:53: :0 03:52:56: oh? 03:52:58: Notes are important. 03:52:59: Can I make a Nature check to see if those thorns are like.. natural? 03:53:01: raven cant read 03:53:10: I have a feeling they aren't, but I don't see why not. 03:53:14: What language is the note written in? 03:53:23: Whatever the drow speak 03:53:23: 1D20+12 Nature. 03:53:23: Willem_Wildheart, Nature.: [6] = 18 03:53:26: 1d20+8 nature 03:53:26: corgnelius, nature: [10] = 18 03:53:29: Elven then 03:53:30: No they are not natural 03:53:32: which I can read 03:53:32: hah 03:53:41: raven is illiterate 03:53:44: better leave it to willem 03:53:45: I can read it. 03:53:45: And I can read, and the corgi might be able to read. 03:53:49: What's it say? 03:54:09: I just pull my scarf loose around my mouth 03:54:34: 1d20+11 arcana the thorns 03:54:34: corgnelius, arcana the thorns: [8] = 19 03:54:36: so nobody can see me mouthing words before I say them 03:54:45: Corgi, go pee on that guy, by the way. He deserves it. 03:54:45: *as I read them 03:55:52: "Once you have the Warmaster, head into the basement. It will be the 4th door down. Once you descend the stairs, you'll reach a black door. Speak "Ankoku" and perform the spell, and it will open. Inside, you will find a portal to the prison in the underdark. Wait there for further instructions. -L" 03:56:05: corgnelius goes back to other body 03:56:07: yoooo lets goooooo 03:56:15: Oooh the Underdark. 03:56:15: Corgi, those are the most arcane thorns ever 03:56:29: I KNEW IT 03:56:30: well we rescued her 03:56:35: lets get her out of the fey 03:56:35: "We should bring the Warmaster to safety first." 03:56:40: and then go see who did this and go to the underdark 03:56:48: Now I missed a lot of the setup for this leg of the adventure, but yeah is there any reason we can't take her to the pyramid? 03:56:57: we're in the feywild right now 03:57:18: Oh yeah I know that part. We went through that portal last time. But can we just like... take her back to it? 03:57:30: its way in the sky 03:57:33: probably there's a fey crossing somewhere in the city 03:57:33: and jump 03:57:41: jump up 03:57:49: for now, let's get out of here 03:57:54: Ahh. Well, let's just go with what Raven said. She seems to know what's up. 03:58:05: (Raven makes up everything) 03:58:09: "Can we get some more potatoes before we leave?" 03:58:25: "All this darkness and thorns made me hungry again." 03:58:56: do i find anything on the other body delf 03:59:28: Oh right, there were two drow. 03:59:37: though the other one doesn't really have a body anymore. 03:59:38: There is no other body 03:59:43: i destroyed him 03:59:51: Just red paint. 04:00:11: so i guess we just walk out of here with an unconcious human? 04:00:17: Hold on 04:00:20: Actually you do 04:00:25: What's suspicious about that? 04:00:26: In... whatever remains 04:00:30: wooo 04:00:32: You find an odd talisman 04:00:37: dibs 04:00:43: Arcana it first. 04:00:47: I nod to the guards as we leave 04:00:51: Yeah let's see what it is. 04:00:52: "Drow business" 04:01:02: 1d20+11 the talisman 04:01:03: corgnelius, the talisman: [6] = 17 04:01:27: http://gyazo.com/39e9191728e0e75c253113cca0cdd55f 04:01:30: That is the talisman 04:01:51: This thing again. 04:01:53: Oh hey, that looks like the thing from the pyramid only with a ruby. 04:02:00: Does Corgi notice anythign special about it? 04:02:05: Yes 04:02:10: It's bursting with magical power 04:02:12: CORGI WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT IT. 04:02:13: But you're not sure what 04:02:23: "woof" 04:03:04: "Well if it's like that it might not be safe to wear, or it might be, we don't know." 04:03:07: So, who wants to put the mysterious bursting magical amulet on? 04:03:14: I will 04:03:15: Nose goes. 04:03:18: I'm very HEARTY 04:03:24: i called dibs 04:03:26: Aren't you bloodied? 04:03:34: ya but fuck it lets do this shit 04:03:36: It should probably be someone with a lot of HP left, just in case. 04:03:46: yeah, you got bloodied on dog fart 04:03:48: Or someone with a can-do attitude, I suppose. 04:04:11: So who's putting it on 04:04:19: go ahead Degdeg 04:04:21: apparently nobody 04:04:32: *PUTS IT ON* 04:04:39: I mean I can do it, I have 43 HP at presen- oh okay. 04:04:43: wait maybe we should have healed me 04:04:45: before 04:04:46: i did this 04:04:47: Degdeg suddenly disappears in a flash of black and red 04:04:50: aw 04:04:54: SWEET. 04:04:54: Leaving the talisman on the floor 04:04:58: AW 04:05:03: whos next? 04:05:18: nobody 04:05:22: Let's just take it with us. 04:05:25: are we still in the palace, or have we left 04:05:30: If we have to use it to go after him we can do it whenever. 04:05:58: You are still at the palace 04:05:58: still in palace 04:06:06: In wherever you were fighting 04:06:07: we should leave then 04:06:08: by the 4th door before the fight 04:06:08: Plus he has his piggy to keep him company. 04:06:10: the hallway 04:06:27: corgnelius leaves the palace 04:06:35: Raven_Moonshadow also leaves 04:06:37: Well, let's go back to the city and find somewhere to send Emily back. 04:06:52: Frank also also leaves. 04:06:53: Willem runs after them. 04:07:29: How are you guys leaving 04:07:29: who has emily 04:07:33: Raven does 04:07:37: no 04:07:39: I picked her up 04:07:44: You said we could just walk out. 04:07:45: Shit. 04:07:49: oops 04:07:57: AHAHAHAHAHA 04:07:59: SERIOUSLY 04:08:03: Like I said, we just walk out the front door 04:08:03: AHAHAHAHA 04:08:05: but you would hae put her down before doing the talisman test surely 04:08:09: Was he still holding her when he put it on? 04:08:14: i never said i put her down 04:08:15: wait what 04:08:16: If he never put her down 04:08:17: oh dammit 04:08:17: Did it affect her or just hiim? 04:08:18: ahahahahaha 04:08:20: oh my god 04:08:21: THIS IS PERFECT 04:08:24: OH MY GOODNESS 04:08:28: ooooh dang 04:08:32: i hecked up you guys 04:08:33: you abominable fuckers 04:08:34: fucking hell waffle 04:08:36: True, she didn't wear the amulet, she could have just flopped on the floor. 04:08:43: welp, I guess that's the end of this for tonight 04:08:43: what happpened to her delf 04:08:49: Nope. She went with him 04:08:51: I think it's a better story if she goes with him 04:08:53: AWWWW MAN 04:08:58: Anyone touching the person wearing the amulet goes where they go 04:09:00: Dammit. 04:09:16: Well, I guess we're going to necklace-world. 04:09:16: I HECKED UP REALLY BAD 04:09:20: ACtually I still have some stuff planned if you guys want to try to take it there 04:09:20: lets all follow then 04:09:25: Or if you want to leave off here 04:09:27: This is awesome 04:09:31: I'd like to continue 04:09:33: I think we should all go there 04:09:41: but this is also an ideal place to stop for the night 04:09:49: This is hilarious 04:09:51: in any case, I am done for the night right now 04:10:05: we have been playing this for many hours 04:10:09: Yar, I was leaning towards being done for the night and waiting till next time. 04:10:23: yeah now is the best time to head off 04:10:25: Sounds good to me. 04:10:33: aight, night all 04:10:35: You want to explore a bit more deg? 04:10:39: in where you're at 04:10:39: yeah