00:29:45: i am drunk and on phone this wi ill be great 00:31:40: corgnelius peeees 00:31:46: handofevil pees on fortuna 00:32:30: 1d20+12 arcana the sphere 00:32:31: corgnelius, arcana the sphere: [12] = 24 00:32:53: right, so where were we 00:32:53: the sphere floats 00:33:05: is everyone here 00:33:30: We are in an air bubble deep beneath the surface of an underdark lake, the bubble of which contains an ancient prison belonging to Lolth. 00:33:41: Which we are inside of. 00:33:43: right 00:33:51: Having just freed Degdeg and Emil. 00:33:52: y 00:33:58: Indeed 00:34:20: So everyone is ready then? 00:34:31: *AHEM* 00:34:35: LAST TIME ON DND 00:35:04: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sko9-frApSA 00:35:06: The party created a half-dwarf-half-drow blood fusion lycanthrope hybrid alcoholic named fartfignuggen 00:35:16: Music for the setting at the moment. 00:35:30: Sorta, not the most fitting, but it works. 00:35:55: You then followed the trail of destruction left by degdeg into an underwater prison where you found him covered in his own feces 00:36:01: Also, the war master 00:36:03: as usual 00:36:12: As you turned to leave you heard a voice shout "stop right there!" 00:36:16: And that's where we begin 00:36:34: Willem does not stop right there. 00:36:38: well i suppose we just turn around dramatically 00:36:42: He's a rebel. 00:36:57: Raven_Moonshadow turns around dramatically 00:37:10: It's Lolth, the massive spider queen 00:37:16: more like spider bitch haha 00:37:18: *highfives* 00:37:28: Frank does the same, and follows it up with an expression of what the heck. 00:37:28: 1d20 highfive. 00:37:28: Willem_Wildheart, highfive.: [6] = 6 00:37:30: Degdeg hangs in the air waiting for a highfive 00:37:39: willem highfives me though 00:37:42: oh hi 00:37:46: er 00:37:50: anyways lets not stsop right there and keep runnign instead 00:37:53: Willem, you find the door you entered covered win spider webs 00:37:54: "hello, mistress" 00:37:58: er 00:38:01: 1d20 ^5 00:38:01: corgnelius, ^5: [19] = 19 00:38:03: "greetings, mistress" 00:38:04: er 00:38:09: Of course there are spiderwebs. 00:38:10: "Where do you think you're going with my prize?" 00:38:12: how do you address a goddess 00:38:26: I don't know, Frank has never met a goddess. 00:38:27: However you would wish. Is she your goddess? 00:38:32: "Err... home?" 00:38:35: "woof" 00:38:38: oh wait, I worship death 00:38:41: not lolth 00:38:42: can we cut apart the spider webs 00:38:47: Corgnelius has a good point. 00:38:47: You can try 00:38:50: she probably doesn't like me then 00:39:00: I'll roll an attack against the webs I guess 00:39:08: 1d20+10 00:39:09: Degdeg, 1d20+10: [18] = 28 00:39:22: Well you almost certainly hit the webs. 00:39:34: I need to find new music. 00:39:35: Are the webs sticky or normal? 00:39:37: "Don't you dare speak to me drow. You abandoned your allegiance to me. I don't speak to traitors." 00:39:47: Your axe gets caught up in the web Degdeg 00:39:54: aw 00:39:58: well I pull it back out then 00:40:00: right 00:40:04: "woof" 00:40:04: The war master has a ball of blue magical energy in her hand 00:40:07: "everybody, run" 00:40:13: run where 00:40:16: the entrance is covered 00:40:22: oh right 00:40:24: um 00:40:28: corgnelius runs 00:40:31: away from the angry goddess 00:40:32: Corgi, burn the web. 00:40:37: good idea 00:40:45: "You thought you could just waltz out the door with the prize I've been seeking for so long? 00:40:53: "Kind of, yeah." 00:41:04: "woof" 00:41:10: "That was what I was thinking too. I was also thinking potatoes." 00:41:22: "You stupid fools." 00:41:27: D: 00:41:28: How would Lolth feel about potatoes? 00:41:35: "No one opposes the spider queen and lives." 00:41:39: Whoa now. Were both of those words necessary? 00:41:47: "What if we give you potatoes?" 00:41:59: frank we're out of potatos 00:42:00: "I don't care about potato's!" 00:42:08: :0 00:42:12: :0000000 00:42:18: Nah I still have... yeah I still have one bag of potatoes. 00:42:22: Frank is shocked and horrified. 00:42:30: She really is evil! 00:42:32: degdeg pats franks shoulder 00:42:36: however since frank is tiny 00:42:38: INSTANT FRIEND SPELL 00:42:41: its more like a slap to his entire body 00:42:48: Lolth is immune to friendship 00:42:49: this is going to have to be a 20 i imagine corgi 00:42:52: gasp 00:42:54: truly evil 00:43:02: She is also immune to potato's 00:43:03: well I doubt we can fight a god 00:43:03: Also youtube changed parts of its layout again, bother. 00:43:06: corgi burn the web 00:43:19: I have a torch. 00:43:21: At level 6? I agree. 00:43:24: Willem pulls out his torch and burns the web. 00:43:35: "You should've kept my powers bound Lolth!" 00:43:42: even easier 00:43:53: The war master then takes the blue arcane ball of energy and blows a hole in the ground 00:44:03: werecorgi instant fruend spell 00:44:07: and promptly jumps down 00:44:24: welp 00:44:27: *hops down* 00:44:29: I guess we should follow her. 00:44:35: That seems like a good option, all in favor of following the War Master, just hop down. 00:44:36: Roll a saving throw degdeg 00:44:42: Frank flies down. 00:44:49: against what 00:44:55: hops down too 00:44:56: Against feces 00:45:00: no 00:45:00: uh 00:45:09: 1d20+13 acrobatics 00:45:09: Raven_Moonshadow, acrobatics: [17] = 30 00:45:10: that is dumb 00:45:17: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIVUlTXuQ-o 00:45:19: Fine. 00:45:20: fall damage reduced by 27 points 00:45:22: We'll go with this music for now. 00:45:28: Willem hip hops, the hippy to the hibby. 00:45:34: You find yourself in an incredibly dark area 00:45:40: corgnelius pees down hole 00:45:41: You can't see anything 00:45:50: good thing we got willem's torch that apparently cannot burn webs 00:45:52: I have my torch out. 00:46:19: corgnelius has not hopped down 00:46:22: Everyone except degdeg is on cold hard cement 00:46:38: Also I am not, cause I am flying. 00:46:41: corgnelius just pees 00:46:49: Degdeg, you are on something slightly moist and kind of squishy 00:47:01: ugh 00:47:06: Ah, since there's a torch out 00:47:11: You see that you are in a sewer 00:47:14: And apparently Corgnelius is just peeing down the hole, he has not dropped down yet. 00:47:33: Lolth is watching corgi just shaking her head 00:48:05: The war master shouts up 00:48:10: "Who wants tummy rubs!" 00:48:26: Why does an underwater prison need a sewer? 00:48:41: It wasn't always underwater 00:48:42: corgnelius runs to warmaster 00:48:45: It probably wasn't always underwater, there were a lot of ruins that were flooded, yar. 00:49:07: *rubs tummy* 00:49:11: You guys hear lolth scream something 00:49:17: Warmaster rubs corgi's tummy 00:49:17: potty mouth 00:49:20: get it cause sewer 00:49:25: anyways lets go doown the sewer now 00:49:29: Guys I think she might be evil. 00:49:37: Degdeg, in the light of Willem's torch, you see that you have landed in a mountain of feces 00:51:06: So, creepy sewer. Shall we crack on? 00:51:14: yup 00:51:21: time for the obligatory sewer level 00:51:29: Indeed 00:51:50: Well that music I did doesn't fit anymore, time to find some sewer music. 00:51:54: Do we see any passages? 00:52:18: So pressing onward then? 00:52:34: yes 00:52:38: There's a passage up ahead that forks 00:52:48: Fork this sewer. HA HA HA. 00:53:23: 1d20 00:53:25: oopa 00:53:27: 1d2 00:53:31: 1d20+7 instinct 00:53:47: ??? 00:53:50: Anyone have any skill in dungeoneering? 00:54:12: Also sewer music. 00:54:15: I have a +6, I can try it. 00:54:15: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9obkKNE3ooQ 00:54:17: i dont have my sheet 00:54:23: 1d20+6 Dungeoneering. 00:54:40: Fortuna apparently isn't playing today. 00:54:42: We also seem to have to wait on fortuna, internet issues seem to have arisen. 00:55:01: In the mean time, enjoy the sewer music. 00:55:11: yo waffle link me my sheet man 00:57:18: Is Fortuna coming back Delf? 00:57:54: Delf hasn't said anything for a bit either, and Waffle said something about his internet in the skype just before all of this. 00:58:00: You still here Ig? 00:58:37: faaaaaaaaaaaart 00:58:38: I'll take that as a nope. 00:59:52: Well. 01:00:40: Oh sorry 01:00:44: I am still here 01:00:50: jsut distracted 01:01:11: We seem to have lost Waffle and Delf. 01:01:38: And Fortuna. 01:01:44: oh well 01:02:04: Delf just relooged onto skype though, so I'm guessing he'll be back soon. 01:02:11: nope 01:02:12: never back 01:02:16: forever gone 01:02:22: And thus the adventure ended. 01:02:49: So I left off at a fork in the sewer 01:03:02: Yup, and I linked sewer music. 01:03:05: I like the term "relooged" 01:03:13: I have relooged 01:03:36: we need Fortuna back, as well. 01:03:37: Curse you fingers and your I don't even know what you did there! 01:03:41: I rolled for Dungeoneering. 01:04:02: 1d20+6 Dungeoneering. 01:04:03: Willem_Wildheart, Dungeoneering.: [15] = 21 01:04:13: What are you rolling dungeoneering for 01:04:25: To figure out which way will get us out of here. 01:04:41: Or at least take us toward the boats. 01:04:47: You're not quite sure. Both are equally mysterious paths 01:05:14: "Guys these paths are equally mysterious." 01:05:47: "I have no memory of this place." 01:05:53: Always go left 01:06:01: that is the rule 01:06:06: Raven_Moonshadow goes left 01:06:14: But left isn't right 01:06:32: yes it is 01:06:37: Well, left it is. 01:06:41: left is right but it isn't right. 01:06:44: Willem goes left. 01:06:47: But we don't know if right is right either. 01:06:58: We'll just all go left I suppose, no use splitting the party. 01:07:03: Frank also goes left. 01:07:14: So everyone to the left then? 01:07:19: oh were back 01:07:31: corgnelius left 01:08:35: As you move through the sewer, the air grows damper. Leaky pipes threaten to put out the torch at times but you soon find yourself at a heavy, wrought iron gate. 01:08:43: The war master sniffs the air 01:08:54: "I can sense a portal through these bars." 01:09:14: "A portal to where though?" 01:09:20: what do i see left??? 01:09:40: "It's a planar portal. It'll let us gain access to Mt Celestia, where Bahamut's palace is." 01:09:46: Now I don't normally advise looking before one leaps. But we are in a sewer, being chased by a god. 01:10:28: "I agree. We should leap." 01:10:46: is the gate climb overable 01:10:53: No 01:11:01: nor is it slip-throughable 01:11:03: Emily dissolved bars earlier, can she do it again? 01:11:21: "No. I need to save my energy for opening the portal." 01:11:32: corgnelius is allll alone 01:11:37: Is it locked? 01:11:44: Have you tried it? 01:11:54: Raven_Moonshadow pushes gate 01:11:54: Frank tries to open the gate. 01:12:01: Raven_Moonshadow and pulls 01:12:03: etch 01:12:05: *etc 01:12:08: The gate doesn't budge when you push 01:12:14: Willem pulls. 01:12:18: but then it swings open with a creak as you pull 01:12:22: yay 01:12:31: Hurrah. 01:12:38: to the portal! 01:13:05: yup 01:13:19: Frank grabs Corgnelius because he is being silly. 01:14:13: So! Moving forward then? 01:14:19: Yup. 01:14:20: yes I think we made that clear 01:14:29: "please open the portal, warmaster" 01:14:32: Excellent! 01:14:44: Hahahaha 01:14:46: oh look, prisoners 01:14:49: this is a cell block 01:14:50: huh 01:14:59: don't tease the prisoners 01:15:32: ? 01:15:40: Where do you see prisoners? 01:15:55: You all hear various mutterings and footsteps around you 01:16:06: Oh. 01:16:17: You guys are aware you're in an all dark enviroment? The only reason you can see is because of your torch 01:16:29: Maaaaaaaaybe. 01:16:38: except raven 01:16:41: who has dark vision 01:16:44: Emily was leading us. 01:17:12: "Don't look at me. I can't see a thing. You're the one who choose left." 01:17:25: "I just got us out of the hands of an angry god." 01:17:32: Raven_Moonshadow gives a thumbs-up to someone not visible to the rest of you 01:17:32: You told us you sensed a portal. 01:17:52: "Hey Raven, can you see a portal thing?" 01:17:56: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52657eqfXoA 01:17:57: "So Raven, are we cool here?" 01:17:58: Also new music. 01:18:11: "I believe we are fine for now" 01:18:14: "I can sense a portal to the front." 01:18:19: "but we should keep moving." 01:18:29: I continue to lead us in that direction 01:18:30: Well, let's go to the front. 01:18:41: right, we should do the opposite of what the title for the song I just linked says then. 01:19:09: Suddenly, a very pale human wanders into light. He stops. His eyes are completely white and sunken in. You can see the outline of his bones through his skin 01:19:19: He stares at the torch, mouth drooling 01:19:26: and screams 01:19:26: I definitely chose appropriate music. 01:19:39: I shoot him 01:19:44: Willem screams right back. 01:19:45: And now the music I chose is less appropriate. 01:19:47: Roll it 01:19:52: 1d20+13 vs AC 01:19:52: Raven_Moonshadow, vs AC: [19] = 32 01:20:05: 1d20+4 SCREAAAM 01:20:05: Willem_Wildheart, SCREAAAM: [3] = 7 01:20:07: An arrow through the throat silences him suddenly 01:20:11: right 01:20:16: let's keep going 01:20:36: We shall keep going then I think. 01:21:04: Still moving? 01:21:09: The mutterings have stopped 01:21:12: I defer to Raven. 01:21:14: All you hear are footsteps 01:21:18: On account of she can see. 01:21:22: "they're coming" 01:21:26: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi_34HK5mrM 01:21:27: "run" 01:21:28: new music. 01:21:33: Raven_Moonshadow runs 01:21:34: Willem runs. 01:21:37: Frank runs as well. 01:21:50: Frank is still carrying Corgnelius. 01:21:50: Those of you who can't see roll a 1d4 to determine your direction 01:21:57: 1d4 01:21:58: Willem_Wildheart, 1d4: [1] = 1 01:21:59: what 01:22:04: Because Raven had disappeared into the darkness 01:22:13: Wouldn't we run in the direction we saw Raven run? We have a torch to see the direction she took off in. 01:22:15: yeah 01:22:30: Yeah I mean I would think that. 01:22:35: and if I hear them not following me I'll stop 01:22:41: Okay. So you run in that general direction 01:22:41: go back to them 01:22:51: and take the torch so they can see who to follow 01:23:18: oh man i forgot i was here 01:23:33: Don't worry, I am carrying you through the insane prisoner filled darkness. 01:23:48: cool 01:23:53: Okay, so hold on. What did everyone just do. Who is carrying the torch 01:24:04: I'll grab it 01:24:15: Raven has it. 01:24:23: And she is running at an appropriate pace for us to stay in the light. 01:24:25: Raven is carrying the torch, I am carrying the Corgi, and both I and Willem are chasing after Raven. 01:24:41: And Degdeg is playing pattycake in that feces mountain. 01:24:54: You take off running after raven 01:24:56: We're assuming Degdeg is just keeping up since Waffle hasn't said anything in a while, possibly due to internet issues. Though pattycake sounds entertaining too. 01:25:03: You can hear various screams coming from the darkness 01:25:06: where did fartfart go 01:25:14: Sounds like a Friday night to me. 01:25:47: I'm going to guess Fartfignuggen is riding you while I carry you through the darkness chasing after Raven to reach the portal. 01:26:16: Suddenly one of the prisoners charges into the light and tackles frank! 01:26:22: 1d20+12 v AC on Frank 01:26:22: War_Master, v AC on Frank: [14] = 26 01:26:30: Let me check my stuff. 01:26:36: 6 damage and prone 01:27:13: Fartfignuggen is passed out on corgnelius 01:27:16: Yeah, I don't have my Defender's Aura active, though I am sharing a space with the corgi, but I don't have enough bonuses active to avoid that. 01:27:32: So corgi would be prone as well then 01:27:37: since you were holding him 01:27:42: corgi you need to explode everything 01:27:46: He has four legs, can he go prone? 01:27:53: Yup. 01:28:05: Have you not seen all the gifs of corgis falling over? 01:28:15: Excellent point. 01:28:17: They are very adorable, but also very prone to being prone. 01:28:18: Question withdrawn. 01:28:23: A couple other prisoners swarm Frank and began to tear chunks of flesh out with their teeth 01:28:41: Is everyone continuing to run or stopping to help frank 01:28:46: I'm helping Frank. 01:28:53: Raven? 01:28:54: I wouldn't think there is much flesh to tear, this'll teach me for leaving a trail of sparkling glowy stuff when I fly. 01:28:54: is this like... combat? 01:29:13: Sure. No map though since it's a pretty small space 01:29:16: Everyone roll init 01:29:23: FOUNTAIN OF FLAME SPELL 01:29:41: 1d20+9 01:29:42: Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+9: [12] = 21 01:29:49: Frank, Initiative, and also music time, wait, I thought this video was a higher quality. I'll have to find a better one.: [3] = 10 01:29:49: 1d20+7 Initiative, and also music time, wait, I thought this video was a higher quality. I'll have to find a better one. 01:30:08: 1d20+8 init 01:30:08: Raven_Moonshadow, init: [3] = 11 01:30:10: Silent hill is an appropriate theme to continue 01:30:17: "There are about 20 of them!" 01:30:19: 1d20+7 01:30:19: werecorgi, 1d20+7: [8] = 15 01:30:29: I'm going to operate the prisoners off of one init since there's so many 01:30:31: 1d20+4 01:30:31: War_Master, 1d20+4: [18] = 22 01:30:56: Prisoners, Willem, Corgi, Raven, Frank 01:30:59: I'm going to drop the sunrod as a free action so I can draw my weapons 01:31:10: I'm gonna reroll to try and get ahead of them. 01:31:17: 1d20+9 init 01:31:17: Willem_Wildheart, init: [10] = 19 01:31:20: Agreed, I'm planning on more silent hill music, I was going to go with Until Death but the quality for the video I have of it is low. 01:31:22: Damn. 01:31:32: and then go get some ice cream so I can stay awake 01:31:40: So the prisoners are going first 01:31:47: This one sounds better. 01:31:50: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CawLOMfHOZQ 01:31:59: 4#1d20+12 v Frank 01:31:59: Warning, lots of screaming guy. 01:31:59: War_Master, v Frank: [16] = 28; v Frank: [2] = 14; v Frank: [13] = 25; v Frank: [7] = 19 01:32:09: Two more hits then. 01:32:14: How many hit 01:32:19: 2 01:32:21: 10 damage each 01:32:24: so 20 damage 01:32:40: Ouch. 01:32:44: Jesus. 01:32:56: Wait no that's the wrong power 01:33:06: 6 damage each 01:33:06: 12 damage 01:33:10: One is going to charge Willem 01:33:13: Does this mean I take hooray I take less damage. 01:33:20: 1d20+12 v AC 01:33:21: War_Master, v AC: [4] = 16 01:33:34: Willem laughs off that pansy shit. 01:33:35: A prisoner runs at you from the darkness but you dodge at the last second 01:33:46: Two more suddenly appear right behind it though! 01:33:50: 2#1d20+10 01:33:50: War_Master, 1d20+10: [4] = 14; 1d20+10: [4] = 14 01:33:50: It was against AC, I just shrug him off 01:33:54: Ha! 01:33:55: Pussies. 01:34:02: AND THEN ANOTHER 01:34:06: War_Master, v AC: [6] = 16 01:34:06: 1d20+10 v AC 01:34:12: They do seem somewhat emaciated going off of that one that Raven shot. 01:34:13: WILLEM IS INVINCIBLE 01:34:20: Willem cannot be knocked down. 01:34:36: 2 GO AFTER RAVEN 01:34:40: 2#1d20+10 v AC 01:34:40: War_Master, v AC: [20] = 30; v AC: [7] = 17 01:34:43: yay 01:34:45: Oh snap 01:34:57: 10 damage and prone on Raven 01:35:10: I use Vanish 01:35:13: The rest just move towards you 01:35:13: to go invisible and teleport away 01:35:18: End turn 01:35:26: I'll find another track as well, no one wants to listen to a guy screaming for nearly a minute. 01:35:39: I am teleporting into a hiding spot, ideally raised up 01:35:43: It fits, but not for as long as a D&D fight takes. 01:35:59: Alright, so since we're in a super tight space, how are area attacks working? 01:36:01: How many squares are youa llowed 01:36:10: 6 01:36:11: Because I bet I can kill all these dicks in front of me. 01:36:20: You can't see around you really 01:36:38: You just know that 4 guys just came at you from the darkness and vanished back into it 01:36:48: and there's 4 on frank 01:36:57: It's a party, and I'm the platter. 01:36:58: and one tackled raven who disappeared beneath him 01:36:59: They got to run away five spaces after failing a charge? 01:37:19: Oh right, so there's 4 guys in the light around you then 01:37:28: Are they all in front of me/ 01:37:40: Aroudn you 01:38:34: It is your turn though 01:38:37: If I do a close blast 3, can I hit them and not all my friends? 01:38:51: What does the power say 01:38:52: I know, I'm trying to figure out how to gauge this without a map. 01:38:59: It's each creature in teh blast. 01:39:05: But I dont know how big a space we're talking. 01:39:18: Frank is at the edge of the light with corgi 01:39:28: You are inbetween the light and corgi 01:39:37: and Raven was by the light 01:39:52: The light is 5 squares I think 01:39:59: So no, no way to avoid it I think 01:40:16: Well Raven went away. 01:40:22: And Frank and Corgi area already prone. 01:40:26: And i assume these guys are minions. 01:40:29: Now it's just frank, corgi, and 9 dudes 01:40:30: So how many rolls am I making? 01:40:36: 11 01:41:05: We need some more music 01:41:08: We'll hop over to this song now. 01:41:09: 11#1d20+7 vs Fort 01:41:10: Willem_Wildheart, vs Fort: [19] = 26; vs Fort: [8] = 15; vs Fort: [18] = 25; vs Fort: [2] = 9; vs Fort: [14] = 21; vs Fort: [9] = 16; vs Fort: [13] = 20; vs Fort: [6] = 13; vs Fort: [1] = 8; vs Fort: [9] = 16; vs Fort: [1] = 8 01:41:11: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge2IVG3QF_o 01:41:26: Can I elect to use those crit fails on my friends? 01:41:36: No sorry. It's in the order I said 01:41:44: Frank 26, Corgi 15 01:41:55: How many prisoners do I hit/ 01:42:00: Well that's a hit on me, I don't know about the Corgi. 01:42:02: 5 01:42:20: Ben what's your Fort? 01:42:21: i dont have my sheet 01:42:27: He is on his phone. 01:42:31: 2d6+3 and all targets are knocked prone 01:42:31: Willem_Wildheart, and all targets are knocked prone: [5, 6] = 14 01:42:43: 5 dudes are suddenly exploded into a fine red mist 01:42:50: 2 dudes are still on frank 01:42:52: EAT SHIT, FIVE DUDES. 01:43:01: and 2 are around Willem 01:43:07: And I am bloodied, which isn't great but I was already prone so eh. 01:43:41: Yeah I figured it was probably worth the damage. 01:44:12: Which means there are still 15 dudes around you 01:44:16: Actually I can push you, Frank. 01:44:21: If it gets you out from under those guys. 01:44:26: Into the darkness? 01:44:30: I push Frank 3 squares away from those guys. 01:44:42: You can no longer see frank 01:44:49: I'm not sure if that will help. 01:45:00: Would those guys have prevented me from un-proning myself? 01:45:05: Yes 01:45:12: Now there are 4 dudes around Willem 01:45:15: Alright, I'll just slide 2 squares though. 01:45:17: Fucking dudes. 01:45:21: Or be pushed 2 squares. 01:45:26: Works for me. 01:45:32: I can elect to do it, so I can just push ou one. 01:45:36: you* 01:45:37: werecorgi fountain of flame spell 01:45:43: So it's just Willem and corgi in the light now 01:45:44: Nah 2 should be good. 01:46:03: Did Fart roll init? 01:46:09: Fart is sleeping 01:46:19: He's far too drunk for combat 01:46:23: Fart is incredibly good at sleeping. 01:46:26: is it my turn 01:46:28: ? 01:46:32: Well he's not so much sleeping as passed out 01:46:37: I believe so unless Willem has more 01:46:59: I can't really do anything with my minor, so I'll be doen. 01:47:01: done* 01:47:24: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmaH7lwIW3U 01:47:32: This will take us through 01:47:55: 1d20+7 against whatever word that starts with a 01:47:55: werecorgi, against whatever word that starts with a: [10] = 17 01:47:59: But that has all the purely ambient stuff and stuff that doesn't entirely fit, like safe rooms and the like. 01:48:16: Yeah this is terrible 01:48:34: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaIimIaJ0mI 01:48:44: This first song is a good one for what's going on right now 01:49:09: So go corgi 01:49:22: I'm thinking maybe hop straight to this other boss music. 01:49:22: i gave yall my battle music hour s ago 01:49:24: biggest aoe please 01:49:27: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq4Mjq80iBE 01:49:28: He rolled a 17 vs AC. 01:49:36: Against uh... someone. 01:49:46: Nah that was against whatever word starts with a 01:49:47: Corgi has turned. He's attackign you 01:50:08: all enemies in 10 squares 01:50:12: Actually this asphyxia music isn't all that good. 01:50:16: It also hits you at this moment that the war master has disappeared 01:50:39: You have to roll individually. 01:50:53: Why do I have a horrendous amount of deja vu all of a sudden. 01:50:57: So do 10#1d20+7 01:51:02: 1d20+7 01:51:02: werecorgi, 1d20+7: [17] = 24 01:51:10: OH 01:51:22: I don't know Frank. 01:51:36: 8#1d20+7 for corgi 01:51:36: War_Master, for corgi: [2] = 9; for corgi: [5] = 12; for corgi: [15] = 22; for corgi: [9] = 16; for corgi: [18] = 25; for corgi: [7] = 14; for corgi: [9] = 16; for corgi: [20] = 27 01:51:42: 1#1d20+7 01:51:42: werecorgi, 1d20+7: [4] = 11 01:52:02: What spell is this? 01:52:12: Yes. Is this another daily you've used? 01:52:14: fountain of flame 01:52:28: You used that didn't you? 01:52:31: Yes you did 01:52:32: encounter err 01:52:41: Encounter or daily? 01:52:45: i did not 01:52:56: Didn't we have an extended rest since the fight with the guy in the pyramid? 01:53:00: cause that was the last time he used it. 01:53:04: i tried but it was out of order 01:53:24: i rested at the hotel 01:53:34: But that isn't necessarily an extended rest. 01:53:39: Alright. Whatever. That hits 6. 01:53:49: It is vs. reflex if that helps any. 01:54:03: 4 of the people around you explode into fine red mist 01:54:09: and 2 people you can't see 01:54:17: How about some dark souls? 01:54:20: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPV_0qlEy0 01:54:37: It doesn't fit quite as well, but it sounds alright. 01:54:40: Which leaves.... 01:54:54: 9 dudes which you can't see 01:55:11: And a war master lost to the darkness 01:55:50: wooooo 01:55:54: f 01:56:20: Actually that was a fountain of flame 01:56:38: Breifly, in the moment that corgi exploded out fire, you noticed that most of the prisoners had turned their backs to you 01:56:51: quick, while they can't see you 01:57:12: Let's run away! 01:57:20: Although we kind of need Emily. 01:57:34: i am a dog 01:57:50: woof 01:57:54: werecorgi sniffs out Emily 01:58:13: All you smell is rotting flesh 01:58:16: and burning flesh 01:58:28: :/ 01:58:44: So everyone is running? 01:58:48: Where are you running to? 01:59:11: Raven's voice, I suppose. 01:59:16: The only thing you can really see is the grimy checkerboard floor of the asylum 01:59:19: werecorgi uses at will light spell 01:59:38: How many spaces? 01:59:41: not running 01:59:45: uhhh 01:59:58: how many can i? 02:00:00: Six. 02:00:03: Since that was her max. 02:00:04: 6 02:00:45: You continue to see only the grimy checkerboard floor of the asylum, plus a few iron bars of the cell block 02:00:57: they're all going toward something 02:01:08: I can't see what 02:01:15: It could be Emily. 02:01:37: soembody grab the sunrod that I dropped earlier 02:01:37: Does it look like a living thing or not a living thing? 02:01:50: You can't tell 02:01:55: I'll pick up that sunrod, oh right, sunrod, bright light with a 20 square radius. 02:01:57: Oh my orch 02:02:01: torch* 02:02:10: It was a torch, not a sunrod. 02:02:22: whatever it was 02:02:27: Oh, either way. 02:02:32: i have a shroud! 02:02:39: sunrod 02:02:43: Well I mean I think a sunrod would probably solve a lot of our problems here 02:02:45: dim light, 5 squares 02:02:51: for a torch 02:02:59: Sunrod would indeed be better 02:03:00: corgnelius sunrods 02:03:11: I also have one last sunrod in my pack, but Corgnelius has it covered. 02:03:17: The prison is suddenly lit up in bright light 02:03:21: take that darkness 02:03:41: You can see Emily pressed up against a wall, surprised by the sudden blast of light 02:03:48: The prisoners have surrounded her 02:04:11: "wooof" 02:04:26: We should help her. 02:04:51: Suddenly her eyes go wide and you can see a red ball of magic energy form in her hand 02:05:28: Well are you guys going to do anything? 02:05:48: corgnelius ducks 02:05:59: Are we still in combat 02:06:05: Because if so, Frank and Raven are up still. 02:06:07: Before the prisoners. 02:06:08: I don't have anything to take out a whole group of prisoners at once, unless there is one prisoner who all of them are adjacent to. 02:06:11: And Emily herself, actually. 02:06:21: Can we see anything at all 02:06:25: Eh, not really. There's just the prisoners and emily 02:06:27: You can see everything 02:06:47: things that she might be going eyes-wide at 02:06:48: ok then 02:06:55: how far away is she 02:06:57: Can I see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch? 02:07:04: Yes you can frank 02:07:21: corgnelius ducks and pees 02:07:23: I 'll get as close as I can to her and yell at her to come with me and keep moving 02:07:30: On further thought, Frank could probably see that already, cause pixies are very childlike. 02:07:31: You can see the prisoners surrounding her which is a fairly big eyes-wide thing to see when you can suddenly see everything 02:07:39: Also, you are on the second floor Raven 02:07:43: oh, ok 02:07:51: ah 02:08:16: well then I shoot the prisoner that's most blocking her escape 02:08:19: If I use my thundering smash attack, which hurts all enemies adjacent to the enemy I hit, how many would I take out? 02:08:28: uh, stealthing first 02:08:34: So corgi has ducked and covered his eyes with his paws 02:08:37: 1d20+17 stealth 02:08:38: Raven_Moonshadow, stealth: [12] = 29 02:08:42: 3 02:08:44: Frank 02:08:55: and then 1d20+13+2 vs AC 02:08:59: er 02:09:01: I could coordinate my attack with Raven's to open up an avenue of escape then. 02:09:04: 1d20+13+2 vs AC 02:09:04: Raven_Moonshadow, vs AC: [5] = 20 02:09:35: Raven hits 02:09:57: Frank, vs. AC Thundering Smash: [14] = 24 02:09:57: 1d20+10 vs. AC Thundering Smash 02:10:28: Frank also hits 02:10:57: And I enrage and gain temporary hit points and lose my defender aura and all that stuff. 02:11:06: You can now see there are two balls of red arcane energy, complete with small bits of lightning coming out 02:11:11: one in each hand! 02:11:21: Dun dun duns. 02:11:38: Corgi ducked, which was smart 02:11:46: Probably. 02:11:52: Frank and Raven attacked, which was helpful 02:11:54: kinda 02:12:14: But suddenly the balls of arcane energy explode and both of you are left blinded temporarily 02:12:23: hum 02:12:29: Well fiddlesticks. 02:12:40: i win 02:12:44: Frank, you feel a mist coat your skin 02:12:54: Is it the blood of the vanquished? 02:13:02: Yes 02:13:07: Coool. 02:13:15: Willem and Corgi got to see the prisoners disentigrate 02:13:31: I was probably already coated with the stuff at this point, what with those two on top of me and the ones I impacted, yar. 02:13:41: That and there isn't much of me to coat. 02:13:58: The war master breathes a sigh of relief 02:14:12: "Well that was terrifying". 02:14:45: corgnelius trots to warmaster 02:14:53: "woof" 02:14:55: Frank blinks a bunch. 02:14:57: She kneels down and gives you tummy rubs 02:15:08: The blindness starts to wear off 02:15:11: Willem acts like that wasn't weird at all. 02:15:19: And you can see the war master giving corgi tummy rubs! 02:15:31: and a fine red mist has settled on the floor 02:15:42: This is on the list of best things to see when one regains eyesight, minus the red stuff. 02:16:23: Shall we get back to getting out of here then? 02:16:29: Aye. 02:16:32: Meanwhile, degdeg is sitting in the corner doing this: http://i.imgur.com/embbVlJ.gif 02:16:53: Looks like the prison got to him. 02:16:59: Indeed 02:17:26: Now that you can see, you see a hole in the back wall of the cell block 02:17:32: "The portal is through there." 02:17:44: Raven_Moonshadow goes and has a look 02:18:17: The cavern stretches into darkness that even you can't see through 02:18:55: Frank shepherds everyone along, using a stick to shepherd Degdeg. 02:19:08: Well let's take the I guess 02:19:29: there is no I guess for you to take 02:19:33: sunrod* 02:19:41: corgnelius pees in portal 02:19:48: What portal? 02:20:06: It's magical darkness 02:20:31: ohhhhh 02:20:41: Is anyone else a little leary of going into a source of magical darkness within a prison owned by an evil god who is quite fond of darkness? 02:20:45: leery* 02:21:02: "I know the portal is through there. I can sense it." 02:21:03: i have a magic darkness go away spell!!! 02:21:14: Lies 02:21:36: It seems like we're probably going to have to go through there. 02:21:42: And yeah does Corgi's light override that? 02:21:49: werecorgi cast darkness go away 02:21:55: not light 02:22:03: dark go away 02:22:34: i got it on level up 02:22:48: I don't see it on your sheet 02:23:08: look on the new one 02:23:28: I am looking at your mythweavers sheet 02:23:48: does it have a picture? 02:23:59: no 02:24:03: Did you hit the save button after you updated it? 02:24:15: that is the old one then 02:24:45: i made a level up one and it has a pictures 02:25:01: Was the power called dispel magic? 02:25:10: i linked it in skype sometimes 02:25:47: Ah screw it 02:25:50: hang on need to get a compy 02:26:01: The darkness fades away partially for a moment but then floods back in 02:26:12: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=766493 02:26:25: Dispel magic requires an intelligence attack vs. the will of a person anyways. 02:26:46: Specifically the will of the person who made the zone. 02:26:53: hahahahahaha 02:27:02: So yeah that isn't going to work. 02:27:13: gasp 02:27:15: a peebot 02:27:16: peebot? 02:27:18: I don't think corgi can beat Lolth's will. 02:27:20: CORIG'S ARCH RIVAL 02:27:44: ? 02:27:46: peebot peeees 02:27:52: A robot corgi suddenly appears and pees on all the corpses 02:27:58: marking his territory before corgi could 02:28:40: his peeing is cold and emotionless 02:28:49: not at all like the beloved corgi 02:29:17: "Beloved" is a strong word. 02:29:25: Anyway, imprenerable darkness. 02:29:27: http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=766493 02:29:33: there 02:29:38: impenetrable* 02:29:51: I am on the right one then 02:30:04: the peebot then disappears 02:30:07: leaving a puddle of pee 02:30:11: Dispel Magic is the spell to use, but good luck with that. 02:30:41: werecorgi does that 02:31:03: Nothing happens to the darkness 02:31:11: :( 02:31:22: Might as well let him roll the intelligence attack, he might get a crit. 02:31:25: try magic missile 02:32:15: 1d20+7 int 02:32:16: werecorgi, int: [11] = 18 02:32:24: nope 02:32:25: nothin 02:32:38: Well, let's just venture into the abyss then? 02:32:46: Right, we can't defeat the darkness, guess we'll have to do the not so smart stuff and waltz into it. 02:32:55: All in favor of waltzing instead of walking say aye. 02:33:04: Or maybe a short rest? 02:33:10: Or have we been taking one. 02:33:14: Cause I'm banged up. 02:33:21: werecorgi trots 02:33:25: You've taken one while corgi did all sorts of arcane stuff 02:33:29: into dark 02:33:30: Alrighty. 02:33:45: As you step into the darkness, you feel a magical presence cover your body 02:33:48: and your wounds began to heal 02:33:59: Weird. 02:34:02: You've never felt better in your life! 02:34:06: well, that's pretty unusual. 02:34:09: Very weird. 02:34:26: As you move through it, you also begin to hear the sound of canaries 02:34:30: 1d20+12 arcane the sphere 02:34:30: werecorgi, arcane the sphere: [12] = 24 02:34:39: It's a sphere that floats 02:34:42: and is starting to glow blue 02:34:52: Also weird, but certainly more preferable. 02:35:02: werecorgi pees on sphere 02:35:19: and suddenly you stumble out of the darkness and into a cave 02:35:43: And old man with a cane and 6 canaries stands at a fork in the path ahead of you 02:35:45: He smiles 02:36:00: I know who this is OOC 02:36:03: "woof" 02:36:04: Frank waves. 02:36:17: but IC I need to think up something suitably plausible and utterly wrong 02:36:17: werecorgi tail wag 02:36:19: Yes you do 02:36:21: give me a mo 02:36:51: "Gandalf. Well met." 02:36:54: "Hi!" 02:37:05: "Who is Gandalf?" 02:37:22: "woof!" 02:37:31: "Hello corgnelius." 02:37:39: "I'm told you enjoy tummy rubs" 02:37:43: "Yeah, I think Corgnelius has it right Raven." 02:37:47: :) 02:37:55: "Welcome adventurers!" 02:38:09: "Thanks." 02:38:14: "Also hi." 02:38:20: "Maybah" 02:38:30: "Your journey has been long and is almost at an end." 02:38:31: oh wow that was a typo and a half 02:38:37: *mayhap 02:38:42: "How have you fared?" 02:38:48: werecorgi trots up for belly rubs 02:38:57: "Well enough." 02:38:59: The old man kneels down, his knees cracking 02:39:07: "Alright I guess, not the best of trips." 02:39:07: and gives corgi belly rubs 02:39:09: "Except for the angry demon queen." 02:39:15: "Ah yes. Lolth." 02:39:22: A sudden thought causes Frank to freeze in his tracks. 02:39:23: "She will be seen too, have no worries." 02:39:26: "We're all alive. So there's that. 02:39:35: The old man looks at frank." 02:39:37: Frank checks his backpack to see how that last bag of potatoes is holding up. 02:39:46: "Ah yes the potato's." 02:40:01: "The second most important thing in this adventure." 02:40:12: "Well my friends." 02:40:15: The old man stands up 02:40:28: "As I said your journey is almost at an end." 02:40:38: "There remains only one final choice to make." 02:40:38: Are the potatoes alright still? I just realized we kinda went underwater, and through a sewer, and got smacked around a bit. 02:40:48: The potato's were healed by the darkness 02:40:56: Frank is relieved. 02:41:01: "As you can see, there are two paths behind me." 02:41:17: "The one to the left holds all the riches in this world." 02:41:32: "And the one to the right holds the completion of your quest." 02:41:35: werecorgi pees down both 02:41:46: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BR1ZGFuuJc 02:41:48: "Choose wisely." 02:41:49: New music time. 02:41:56: It seems to me like this is a test. 02:41:59: Left 02:42:01: always go left 02:42:35: Assuming "this world" means wherever the fuck that portal led, that may not be a lot of riches. 02:42:43: Well, left did work out for us last time,minus the prisoners attacking us... 02:42:53: Also, we were promised a god-treasury should we complete the quest. 02:43:16: werecorgi pees down both forever instead of choosing 02:43:25: But Frank's momma told him one should always finish the job they start. She then gave him potatoes. 02:43:43: Did you ever finish that potato delivery job Frank? 02:44:57: Wasn't the delivery to those drow who were taking Emily down into the Underdark? Or did I forget something else entirely? 02:45:07: "I offer this choice to each of you as an individual." 02:45:28: "Frank, which will you choose? Right or Left?" 02:45:53: Frank goes right. 02:46:00: "Raven?" 02:46:07: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYUErkvORWA 02:46:23: "...Can I wait and see what the others do first?" 02:46:29: "Yes." 02:46:32: "Willem?" 02:46:49: werecorgi continues to pee 02:46:50: Willem is a simple man. He goes right. 02:46:57: "Corgi?" 02:48:11: werecorgi goes down the left path because puppies need not money 02:48:17: uh 02:48:21: hahahahaha 02:48:22: (I think you mean the right one) 02:48:28: hahahhahahaha 02:48:31: (Left is money) 02:48:33: nah 02:48:45: left is quest 02:48:52: Left is money, right is quest. 02:48:55: Right is quest. 02:49:00: i go down quest 02:49:08: Corgi trots off to the right 02:49:15: "Well Raven?" 02:49:21: "The others have choosen." 02:49:30: Raven_Moonshadow hesitantly goes right 02:49:33: Frank comes back and nabs Degdeg, then goes back down the right. 02:49:50: Degdeg is dragged through the dirt, drooling 02:49:55: and eating icecream off the top of his head 02:50:07: werecorgi is still carrying fart 02:50:22: Oh, I thought that the ice cream was just a stand in, considering he had been paying pattycake with a mountain of feces. 02:50:23: Emily travels down after you 02:50:48: You think if there was icecream those prisoners would have been nicer. 02:51:20: You make your way to the right. You find yourself in a small cavern. A pentegram is drawn out in the center with candles at each of it's points 02:51:20: I'm going to be quiet now. 02:51:29: The war master sits down in the center 02:51:36: "You'll need to light the candles." 02:51:50: The war master said that 02:51:52: not old man 02:51:56: Old man is nowhere to be found 02:52:15: werecorgi goes and pees in pentagram 02:52:18: I guess we better light the candles. 02:52:26: This is seeming pretty not-holy, though. 02:52:34: Frank makes Degdeg light a candle first. 02:52:47: Raven_Moonshadow lights a candle and sits 02:52:59: Willem also lights a candle, and sits. 02:53:24: Frank lights a candle too. 02:53:27: "While this is a planar portal, I have no idea to which plane this will lead to initally." 02:53:45: werecorgi sits in pentagram but does not light candle because corgis cannot light fires 02:53:55: "I'll be able to direct it towards Mt. Celestia once the portal is up, but you should be ready for anything." 02:54:17: I draw my weapons 02:54:18: Frank lights the candle for Corgnelius. 02:54:29: I still have four poisoned darts, I think 02:54:34: Frank also draws my weapons. 02:54:43: or did we have time for an extended rest earlier? 02:54:58: No. short rest 02:55:00: ok 02:55:02: then you were all healed in the darkness 02:55:21: is there a good sniper perch anywhere around here 02:55:23: So, question, since the fight with the bonebow elf guy have we had an extended rest? 02:55:34: I don't think so 02:55:54: Right, I don't have access to one of my dailies then, and corgi is very definitely out of dailies at this point. 02:56:17: I still have all my dailies. 02:56:29: I have 4/5 of a daily left 02:56:31: Because we havent really got into any fights that call for roots. 02:56:33: The war master closes her eyes and she begins to float in the center of the pentegram 02:56:38: Also no, no sniper poast 02:56:45: just a plain cavern 02:57:02: nooks where I could retreat? 02:57:04: An orange and black portal forms around her and engulfs her 02:57:18: Actually hold on 02:57:23: werecorgi hops in 02:57:25: I'll pre-emptively activate my Defender's Aura as well. 02:57:35: I thnk I'll use this map instead. It doesn't have the pentegram but it is better 02:57:46: Corgi, you hop towards the portal and are thrown against the side of the cavern 02:57:48: 1d5 damage 02:57:48: war_master, damage: [1] = 1 02:57:49: which map 02:57:55: the one that's already there? 02:57:58: I'm talking to myself. No 02:58:01: I haven't put it in yet 02:58:02: okay 02:58:31: Whispers begin to fill the room 02:58:54: Whispers speaking of death 02:58:59: "WOOF" 02:59:02: and war 02:59:15: acheron? 02:59:55: The whispers are in abyssal 03:00:08: acheron? 03:00:14: Raven doesn't speak abyssal 03:00:21: or know what abyssal is 03:00:33: I don't speak it and probably don't know about it either. 03:00:38: Yeah I have no idea what those whispers are saying. 03:01:03: If there was a gnoll here, they probably would, but there is a distinct lack of gnolls. 03:01:14: There are a few whispers in everyone's native tounge 03:01:21: Which speak of the things I mention above 03:01:35: "woof!?" 03:01:36: And suddenly, frank, your head is filled with images of death and murder 03:01:42: 1d20+13 v Will 03:01:42: war_master, v Will: [8] = 21 03:02:12: ? 03:02:12: Welp. 03:02:25: You attempt to crush Raven with your hammer 03:02:26: Will is not my best defense, it is a hit. 03:02:31: I do not have a hammer though. 03:02:38: With whatever weapon you have 03:02:38: It is a scimitar. 03:02:47: You attempt to chop raven's head off 03:02:47: pretty stupid commands, demon 03:02:57: can't chop heads off with a hammer, demon 03:03:01: So roll it and everyone roll init afterwords 03:03:06: also aren't we already in the abyss 03:03:11: and put yourselves in the map 03:03:17: No you are standing on the edge of a portal 03:03:19: oka 03:03:20: 1d20+10 vs. AC I suppose. 03:03:20: Frank, vs. AC I suppose.: [20] = 30 03:03:23: Crud. 03:03:25: HAHAHAHAHAHA 03:03:27: oh crap 03:03:39: FRANK SUDDENLY LIFTS HIS SCIMITAR AND BRINGS IT DOWN ON RAVEN'S NECK 03:03:49: That would be a melee basic 03:03:52: hahahaha 03:03:54: So yar. 03:04:02: So everyone roll init, including frank 03:04:05: roll that damage and don't forget the magic crit bonus 03:04:07: 1d20+8 03:04:08: Raven_Moonshadow, 1d20+8: [3] = 11 03:04:16: 8+8+1d8 I think. 03:04:16: Frank, I think.: [8] = 24 03:04:26: 1d20+9 initiative 03:04:26: Willem_Wildheart, initiative: [2] = 11 03:04:27: 1d20+7 03:04:27: werecorgi, 1d20+7: [19] = 26 03:04:30: So since it's a crit 03:04:33: 24 03:04:38: 24 damage on raven 03:04:39: ok 03:04:44: I am not quite bloodied 03:04:50: Frank, for Frank's Initiative: [6] = 13 03:04:50: 1d20+7 for Frank's Initiative 03:04:51: Bleugh, I have a reroll. 03:04:56: Raven do you want it or should I use it. 03:05:02: As blood begins to splurt from her neck, blood begins to seep out from the portal 03:05:05: forming into a demon 03:05:06: I will take this opportunity to teleport away 03:05:09: goa head and use it 03:05:11: Wait! Oh wait no I got a crit my defender aura doesn't help there. 03:05:14: followed by two hounds 03:05:18: 1d20+9 reroll 03:05:18: Willem_Wildheart, reroll: [7] = 16 03:06:12: So everyone besides raven put yourself by the portal 03:06:36: war_master, dread hounds: [2] = 8; dread hounds: [15] = 21 03:06:36: 2#1d20+6 dread hounds 03:06:41: cant 03:06:50: 1d20+4 demon 03:06:50: war_master, demon: [16] = 20 03:06:51: Right, phone. 03:06:51: Oh right 03:06:57: corgi is on the edge of the cavern 03:07:03: I am also invisible 03:07:16: Someone put the init on the map please 03:07:23: War_master goes potty 03:09:15: I just put that square in there to represent my Defender Aura this time. 03:10:36: I seem to be unable to click on my F all of a sudden. 03:10:46: Is someone placing Corgi? 03:11:17: We're starting this fight with Frank dominated, raven has a massive axehole in her neck, and corgi is somewhere 03:11:18: I'm going to have to put another F down cause I can't click on mine. 03:11:34: Oh, or that is why I can't click on my F. 03:11:39: no 03:11:43: I can click it just fine 03:11:46: you should be able to 03:11:57: Well I can't click on it, but I can't click on the demon either so eh. 03:12:15: Actually, I can't click on anything on top of the map at the moment. 03:12:15: use the pointer, not the hand 03:12:40: I was at neither actually, just realized I was still at the square making tool. 03:12:41: can Frank save against that dominate? 03:12:45: I am silly, pay me no heed. 03:12:49: Because if so, I'm going to go grant him a save right away. 03:13:24: Yes he can 03:13:41: I better do that. 03:13:46: It appears corgi has gone mia, or is waiting for tummy rubs 03:13:51: So we'll start with DH2 03:13:53: Beeeeen. 03:14:25: Also, seeing as we are fighting demons with whispers of war and death happening, I guess we go back to Silent Hill for music. 03:14:28: The charges Willem and sinks it's teeth into his arm 03:14:29: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd2loU5eOw 03:14:38: war_master, v AC: [12] = 24 03:14:38: 1d20+12 v AC 03:14:40: This is all Ben's fault. 03:14:45: Hit. 03:14:46: 7 damage and you are slid 03:15:08: End turn 03:15:30: Joy. 03:15:38: What are those little triangles on the map? 03:15:51: I have no idea 03:15:53: Ignore them 03:16:01: difficult terrain 03:16:06: The demon also moves toward Willem 03:16:33: and picks you up and slams you onto the ground 03:16:36: Am I ignoring them or are they Difficult 03:16:44: 1d20+12 v AC 03:16:44: war_master, v AC: [5] = 17 03:16:57: Demon ain't got nothin' on me. 03:17:09: Actually, we'll go with this music. 03:17:12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVm4dpeo-iU 03:17:17: Or go with that music after the first song is done. 03:17:21: His attacks may not, but his sulfuric breath chokes you. 03:17:29: 1d20+10 v Fort 03:17:29: war_master, v Fort: [2] = 12 03:17:35: Ha! 03:17:43: You hold your breath 03:17:47: His sulfuric breath is pleasant, and refreshing. 03:17:48: and it fails to harm you 03:17:49: end turn 03:18:09: Willem's turn. 03:18:21: So about those triangles. 03:18:31: http://gyazo.com/4e69ce7ee84e39c3a569c02f90456971 03:18:36: This is what you are currently looking at 03:18:40: for the demon 03:18:57: That's gross. 03:19:10: I do not like it. 03:19:14: ohh, neat 03:19:24: And also I don't think I can get to Frank without getting cut to shit by that gross demon. 03:19:37: or the hound 03:19:50: Yeah. 03:19:53: So I'm not gonna do that. 03:19:59: Are the triangles difficult or not? 03:20:03: yes 03:20:04: they are 03:20:26: Alright. 03:20:44: I'm gonna use my minor to put a Leaf Wall on those two, it's a Wall 5 if you want to put it on the map. 03:20:46: Degdeg stands next to the portal, doing this 03:20:47: http://i.imgur.com/g7prOCv.gif 03:20:56: It causes them to grant combat advantage while they are in or adjacent to it. 03:21:02: And gives any of my allies in it concealment. 03:21:41: Then I'm gonna tundra wind them. 03:21:54: 2#1d20+7 03:21:54: Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+7: [5] = 12; 1d20+7: [18] = 25 03:21:58: vs Fort 03:22:00: hit on hound 03:22:10: 2d6+3 03:22:10: Willem_Wildheart, 2d6+3: [1, 2] = 6 03:22:14: And he is knocked prone. 03:22:19: He is knocked to the ground 03:22:21: and doesn't get up 03:22:25: Oh that should be a +2 as well, not that it matters. 03:22:37: The attack roll, not the damage. 03:22:59: And then i'm gonna move. 03:23:00: Away. 03:23:25: End turn 03:23:31: Frank 03:23:36: You are dominated 03:23:44: I'm going to have you move towards Willem 03:23:44: Yes sir. 03:23:49: Yes sir. 03:24:10: And you get your saving throw 03:24:15: 1d20 03:24:16: Frank, 1d20: [19] = 19 03:24:20: YES. 03:24:21: YOU SNAP OUT OF IT 03:24:28: Hurrah! 03:24:33: You hear a roar come from the portal 03:24:36: 1d20+10 init 03:24:36: war_master, init: [3] = 13 03:24:40: Not so hurrah. 03:24:45: I do not like that. 03:24:49: And I wish Corgi was here. 03:25:04: So now that your turn is ened 03:25:06: Hmmmm 03:25:14: Also I am going to remake that box for my defender aura cau25: Oh that should be a +2 as well, not that it matters. 03:22:37: The attack roll, not the damage. 03:22:59: And then i'm gonna move. 03:23:00: Away. 03:23:25: End turn 03:23:31: Frank 03:23:36: You are dominated 03:23:44: I'm going to have you move towards Willem 03:23:44: Yes sir. 03:23:49: Yes sir. 03:24:10: And you get your saving throw 03:24:15: 1d20 03:24:16: Frank, 1d20: [19] = 19 03:24:20: YES. 03:24:21: YOU SNAP OUT OF IT 03:24:28: Hurrah! 03:24:33: You hear a roar come from the portal 03:24:36: 1d20+10 init 03:24:36: war_master, init: [3] = 13 03:24:40: Not so hurrah. 03:24:45: I do not like that. 03:24:49: And I wish Corgi was here. 03:25:04: So now that your turn is ened 03:25:06: Hmmmm 03:25:14: Also I am going to remake that box for my defender aura cause I had that activated before the fight. 03:25:22: You just hear another roar 03:25:26: the portal is very angry 03:25:29: end turn 03:25:35: oh hey 03:25:45: sup! 03:25:51: Corgi, realizing he is not getting any bellyrubs 03:25:54: You missed your turn! 03:25:56: looks over and sees a fight is happening 03:26:07: AND I TOOK SEVEN DAMAGE BECAUSE OF YOUR CARELESNESS. 03:26:21: More music. 03:26:24: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wxmZm3ULfw 03:26:41: Raven, might I suggest you fuck that demon UP. 03:26:54: I plan to 03:27:07: but is corgi not going to do something first 03:27:07: Your turn 03:27:15: he delayed, and now he's back 03:27:36: We still have to put Corgi on the map too. 03:27:38: yo 03:27:49: ./me does spells and shit 03:27:56: Can you put yourself on the map or do you need us to? 03:28:02: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQi8W1afSEQ 03:28:09: you should 03:28:40: whatre we facing here? 03:28:56: http://gyazo.com/4e69ce7ee84e39c3a569c02f90456971 03:28:57: A demon and a dread hound. The dread hounds seem to be minions, so you can one-shot them. 03:28:58: That. 03:28:59: a demon 03:29:07: and a portal 03:29:12: that makes you murder people 03:29:23: okay, while corgnelius is figuring this out then 03:29:31: I will shoot the demon 03:29:37: with a poisoned dart 03:29:58: Okay 03:30:01: me runs to enemies 03:30:03: oh 03:30:06: 1d20+14+2 vs ref 03:30:06: Raven_Moonshadow, vs ref: [18] = 34 03:30:10: Hit 03:30:14: the dart sinks into the ooze 03:30:49: 1d4+1d8+7+4+3d6+2d10 03:30:51: Raven_Moonshadow, 1d4+1d8+7+4+3d6+2d10: [4, 8, 2, 6, 6, 10, 8] = 55 03:31:25: and then another stealth check since I should still have imporved cover 03:31:33: 1d20+17 steath 03:31:34: Raven_Moonshadow, steath: [17] = 34 03:31:47: K 03:31:57: i thought you got neck hacked 03:32:09: She did, but she is not dead. 03:32:09: She did 03:32:12: She did, she hasn't gotten better yet, but she'll live. 03:32:15: just... stabbed, a little. 03:32:21: Just bleeding... severely 03:32:30: Actually, would a strike like that qualify for ongoing damage ig? 03:32:41: since it was a crit on the neck 03:32:44: Not unless an attack specifies it I think. 03:32:45: only if you wanted to DM fiat it 03:32:54: I do. Ongoing 5 damage 03:32:57: ok 03:32:58: My melee basic certainly doesn't do it normally. 03:32:59: 1d20 save 03:32:59: Raven_Moonshadow, save: [5] = 5 03:33:12: I am now bloodied 03:33:55: Blood continues to spurt from Raven's new axehole 03:33:55: Anything else? 03:33:55: Right, Corgi, rock it! 03:34:15: werecorgi3 runs to enemy 03:34:23: you might want to just like magic missile that other hound. 03:34:44: Hmmm 03:35:00: My crappy internet sense is tingling 03:35:00: I have a feeling I may go down soon 03:35:05: Before it even gets a turn 03:35:07: nah i have not used my body glow spell and i want to 03:35:13: but continue 03:35:14: Well what do you know 03:35:16: I already have 03:35:27: Ah no I didn't 03:35:50: i run to the enemies and body glow them 03:36:00: ? 03:36:24: 'glorius presence' 03:36:39: Does that do any damage? 03:36:57: Yeah, I thought that was more of a witch specific spell, but eh. 03:37:01: yes! 03:37:16: Hurrah! 03:37:27: Who are you running towards 03:37:31: specify 03:37:34: are they close together? 03:37:38: no 03:37:44: They are not close enough together for you to hit both of them. 03:37:51: then i run to the dog 03:37:52: They're like five spaces apart. 03:38:12: Unless you count frank who is a terrible traitor who puts axe holes in his friends necks 03:38:23: What's the range on it Ben? 03:38:31: I'm not dominated anymore though, and also that is an enemy only attack. 03:38:36: And also Frank is now in control again, so we shouldn't hurt him. 03:38:39: 1d20+7 v will 03:38:39: werecorgi3, v will: [14] = 21 03:38:54: range close burst 2 03:39:02: Okay, that spot is good then. 03:39:36: hit 03:39:42: I assume you are hitting hound 03:39:58: also anybody close to me gets healed +4! 03:40:00: yes 03:40:02: Yeah he is. 03:40:27: The dread hound is so awed by your presence 03:40:33: He falls down, consumed in death 03:40:47: wooo! 03:40:49: f 03:41:27: Somebody's getting a belly rub. 03:42:26: Soooo 03:42:27: Corgi again 03:42:37: say what? 03:42:43: It's your turn again 03:42:53: You delayed your first turn 03:42:58: and killed the guy who came after raven 03:43:03: which means it's your turn again 03:43:08: And Degdeg is eating icecream still. 03:43:23: It's also worth noting that at this point int he fight, souls begin to pour out of the portal 03:43:28: they scream in agony 03:43:33: hey is anybody withen like 10 spaces of badguy 2? 03:43:37: So Corgi. What you need to do is hurt this demon, very badly. 03:43:46: Pretty much everyone is. 03:43:51: damn 03:44:03: I am within 3 spaces of the demon, to be more specific. 03:44:18: I expect to be closer soon. 03:44:33: Maybe just hit him with a single-target spell? 03:44:59: And probably get further away from the portal that is pouring out screaming souls in your direction. 03:45:38: cinderfall! 03:45:58: me runs to the demondude 03:46:06: How close to him? 03:46:16: And also you have +2 on this roll because he's in my leaf wall. 03:46:27: Also you don't have to get any closer to him. 03:46:35: That attack has a range of 10 for the burst. 03:46:48: I'm going to move him away from the the portal, then. 03:47:02: 1d20+7 v reflex 03:47:02: werecorgi3, v reflex: [15] = 22 03:47:25: Did you add the +2 on that? 03:47:37: 22+2 03:47:38: werecorgi3, 22+2: [] = 24 03:47:38: Hit 03:47:45: BLAM. 03:47:56: 1d8+7+4 03:47:56: werecorgi3, 1d8+7+4: [7] = 18 03:48:28: The effect says 5, not 4, if that +4 was for the effect. 03:48:45: +4 is for being made of fire myself 03:49:03: So wait is this a fire attack 03:49:07: Yes. 03:49:16: Damn. 03:49:20: You do no damage 03:49:28: hey now 03:49:42: i get damage done to fire immune creature 03:49:49: because i am made of fire 03:49:52: Imagine that, the demon from the hell-portal is immune to fire 03:49:59: Explain what you mean 03:50:18: Burn Everything: Your arcane fire powers ignore an amount of fire resistance equal to your Intelligence modifier. The fire resistance you ignore increases to 5 + your Intelligence modifier at 11th level and to 10 + your Intelligence modifier at 21st level. If the creature is immune to fire, instead treat that creature as having resist fire 25. 03:50:43: You did not do 25 damage 03:50:45: In which case you still don't do enough to hurt him, but it's closer. 03:50:47: I imagine he's still going to resist that. 03:50:48: aw 03:50:57: but i could 03:51:35: So anything else? 03:52:01: werecorgi3 pees on fire demon 03:52:27: the demon pees back 03:52:40: yay! 03:52:44: pee party! 03:52:55: This is all Corgi has ever wanted. 03:52:58: infinite pee loop 03:53:01: Demon's turn then I suppose. 03:53:14: demon is peeing 03:53:15: Corgi can't you magic missile as a minor? 03:53:21: i can! 03:53:29: You might want to. 03:53:30: but i am peeing on a demon 03:53:40: Magic missile is a standard. 03:53:41: I think that's a free action. 03:53:44: The demon moves to corgi 03:54:07: Or we're just moving on. 03:54:07: Darn, he didn't pass by me. 03:54:18: and slams corgi against the wall 03:54:26: 1d20+12 v AC 03:54:26: war_master, v AC: [20] = 32 03:54:30: Oh dear. 03:54:33: Ow. 03:54:33: 27 fire damage 03:54:55: Corgi aren't you immune to fire? 03:55:03: Ignores 10 fire resist 03:55:09: I guess we have that demon's blood boiling, ha ha, ho ha. 03:55:12: In addition, whenever you take fire damage from an attack, each enemy adjacent to you takes 5 fire damage. This damage increases to 10 at 21st level. 03:55:21: Also no. No PC can be immune until much later in levels 03:55:33: Luckily, this demon is immune to fire 03:56:07: His sulphuric breath begins to choke you and frank 03:56:15: and raven! 03:56:31: 3#1d20+10 v Fort 03:56:32: war_master, v Fort: [9] = 19; v Fort: [9] = 19; v Fort: [13] = 23 03:56:42: corgi frank raven 03:56:54: What hits 03:56:57: Well that is a hit. 03:57:14: 3#2d6+4 poison damage 03:57:14: war_master, poison damage: [1, 4] = 9; poison damage: [5, 1] = 10; poison damage: [4, 6] = 14 03:57:16: hit 03:57:20: It is probably all hits, I don't think Raven's fanyone's fort is higher then mine. 03:57:29: Raven's or anyone's* 03:57:30: 9 on corgi 03:57:33: 10 on frank 03:57:35: 14 on raven 03:58:15: I would be hit 03:58:17: End turn 03:58:27: if it weren't that I have full cover from that angle 03:58:34: ah true 03:58:39: Hurrah. 03:58:50: Righty-oh then, my turn. 03:59:04: No it is not. 03:59:06: It is my turn. 03:59:29: Whoopsies. 03:59:37: I moved myself back, please ignore me. 04:00:27: I'm going to move there, and then Chill Wind him. 04:00:35: 1d20+7 04:00:35: Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+7: [12] = 19 04:00:43: vsfort 04:00:59: no hit 04:01:08: which is a shame because he takes extra damage from cold 04:01:24: In that case, I'm going to use my Action point. 04:01:29: And Frost Flash him. 04:01:46: 1d20+7 vs Fort 04:01:46: Willem_Wildheart, vs Fort: [4] = 11 04:01:50: Fuck. 04:01:50: Crud. 04:01:51: You do even worse 04:02:13: You attempt to flash the demon, but you forgot that you were wearing underwear 04:02:45: Alright, End Turn. 04:02:57: Right, now my turn. 04:03:23: I move to flank with the corgi and then... 04:03:40: Wait, no, cancel that again. 04:03:57: Or I suppose I'm stuck with it now. 04:04:14: Frank, vs. AC Dangerous Presence: [9] = 19 04:04:14: 1d20+10 vs. AC Dangerous Presence 04:04:21: Crud. 04:04:23: hey back on phone 04:04:40: I'm guessing I missed, right? 04:04:54: 3d8+8 damage. 04:04:55: Frank, damage.: [2, 8, 5] = 23 04:05:09: You hit actually 04:05:31: Oh sweet, well the full 23 damage then, and now all enemies within my defender aura grant combat advantage. 04:05:40: BOOM INTERNETS UP 04:05:43: And I should probably action point. 04:05:47: DEGDEG 04:05:56: DEGDEG STOPS EATING ICE CREAM. 04:06:06: Hold on, degdeg, head into #pwot_dnd2 04:06:19: It's time for you to follow the aftermath of the parties choices 04:06:24: 1d20+12 vs. AC Jarring Smash or am I holding on as well? 04:06:24: Frank, vs. AC Jarring Smash or am I holding on as well?: [13] = 25 04:06:31: Nope 04:06:36: everything continues as normal 04:06:37: Right. 04:06:52: 1d8+8 and I knock the demon prone. 04:06:52: Frank, and I knock the demon prone.: [4] = 12 04:07:05: Wait, I said Jarring Smash. 04:07:09: I meant batter down. 04:07:25: Which is actually 2d8+8, jarring smash is for combat advantage, I am clearly losing my mind. 04:07:34: 2d8+8 04:07:35: Frank, 2d8+8: [6, 1] = 15 04:08:47: Oi. 04:08:58: ? 04:09:10: I am going oi at myself over my apparent brain deadness today. 04:09:24: So, 15 damage and the demon is prone, and the portal is up. 04:09:46: Yes, ignore the jarring smash, the names of those two attacks slipped me up. 04:10:44: Murderous voices begin to fill Frank's head 04:10:51: Oh dear. 04:10:55: 1d20+13 v will 04:10:55: war_master, v will: [2] = 15 04:10:59: I had a feeling I didn't want to be so close to that. 04:11:32: Crap, it hits. 04:11:58: Ongoing 5 psychic damage and you're dominated 04:12:16: Which means I can't attack the demon if he does anything, darn it. 04:12:35: At least I'm making him grant combat advantage. 04:12:51: Anything else from the portal? 04:13:00: Nope 04:13:09: It is satisfied 04:13:16: I think it is Raven's turn then. 04:13:25: Raven, KILL. 04:13:49: Will do 04:14:24: I peek around the corner and shoot the demon with more poisoned darts 04:14:40: 1d20+14+2 vs Ref 04:14:40: Raven_Moonshadow, vs Ref: [4] = 20 04:14:42: hm 04:14:47: well, the poison still hits 04:14:57: 4 damage and slowed for a round 04:15:07: oh! I forgot about the slowing last turn 04:15:17: the demon totally shouldn't have moved that far 04:15:18: The dart might hit. 04:15:18: oh well 04:15:21: You hit 04:15:24: oh, cool 04:15:32: 1d4+1d8+7+4 04:15:32: Raven_Moonshadow, 1d4+1d8+7+4: [3, 3] = 17 04:15:46: and slowed 04:16:10: BLOODIED 04:16:13: THE DEMON ROARS 04:16:20: and then I use Cloud of Darkness to obscure us 04:16:48: 4#1d20+10 v Ref Frank Corgi Raven Willem 04:16:48: war_master, v Ref Frank Corgi Raven Willem: [9] = 19; v Ref Frank Corgi Raven Willem: [12] = 22; v Ref Frank Corgi Raven Willem: [8] = 18; v Ref Frank Corgi Raven Willem: [10] = 20 04:16:52: This is what Frank hears in his head while he is dominated. 04:16:56: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd7uMgubFwg 04:17:03: It's immeidate so it goes on before you use cloud of darkness 04:17:09: so none of those benefits 04:17:25: I have concealment from the wall of leaves. 04:17:29: Darn it, that is just barely a hit. 04:17:31: it's an area attack in any case 04:17:49: also just barely a hit 04:17:53: Well in that case, hit. 04:17:59: So hits Frank, Corgi, Willem, and Raven 04:18:00: wow 04:18:09: by the way, if you want to divide up the rolls like that 04:18:20: you need to use a colon and commas 04:18:21: like 04:18:35: Raven_Moonshadow, vs a: [1] = 11; vs b: [13] = 23; vs c: [5] = 15; vs d: [3] = 13 04:18:35: 4#1d20+10 vs: a, b, c, d 04:18:59: 4#2d8+2 and ongoing 5 fire 04:19:00: war_master, and ongoing 5 fire: [2, 1] = 5; and ongoing 5 fire: [2, 3] = 7; and ongoing 5 fire: [2, 1] = 5; and ongoing 5 fire: [6, 1] = 9 04:19:13: Ok, I'll remember that 04:19:30: so now i"m taking two types of ongoing damage 04:19:31: oh wait 04:19:33: shouldn'y you just roll one damage? 04:19:34: 1d20 save 04:19:35: Raven_Moonshadow, save: [6] = 6 04:19:45: yes I'm taking two types of ongoing damage 04:19:46: great 04:19:57: Me too, I'm taking fire and psychic. 04:20:16: You are decidedly more hurt then I am though. 04:20:20: and I will fall unconscious at the start of my next turn 04:20:36: Also don't you do a second saving throw for the second one? Or how does this ongoing damage end? 04:20:42: that is correct 04:20:46: oh right, heh 04:20:54: since I got that effect during my turn 04:21:02: I guess I get to save against it right away? 04:21:05: 1d20 save 04:21:06: Raven_Moonshadow, save: [11] = 11 04:21:08: haha, yay 04:21:13: Yay! 04:21:22: I won't die immediately then 04:21:32: woooo 04:21:44: So, souls? 04:21:53: I suppose. 04:22:37: The souls fly forwards, screaming 04:22:56: As tortured souls are wont to do. 04:23:13: It certainly seems like something they'd do. 04:23:51: Also that eruption was from bloodied 04:23:58: on the demon 04:24:01: And end turn for the souls 04:24:04: Yup yup. 04:24:09: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND 04:24:25: Suddenly Degdeg? 04:24:35: Oh right, hold on 04:24:59: 10 fire damage on anyone within 2 squares of the demon who ended their turn there 04:25:27: What if we ended our turn before he was bloodied? 04:25:28: And degdeg suddenly charges through a wall 04:25:33: Doesn't matter 04:25:44: YAARRRRRRRR YA LEFT ME BEHIND YA BASTARDS 04:25:54: Roll init degdeg 04:25:55: and without stopping 04:25:57: I did a /me dragging you thing. 04:26:00: oo i c 04:26:09: 1d20+3 04:26:09: Degdeg, 1d20+3: [13] = 16 04:26:18: well shit 04:26:19: Fight willem to the death for his init spot 04:26:23: I am down 04:26:30: because of thedamn fire 04:26:36: Willem has a higher bonus, to Willem goes before Degdeg does. 04:26:39: yeah 04:26:45: Degdeg, you charge through the wall and immediately notice Raven has a new axe hole in her neck 04:26:59: during my mad dash 04:27:02: towards the demon 04:27:06: I pass my hand over the wound 04:27:17: It's not your turn fool 04:27:20: do you need a healing throw 04:27:26: It's corgi 04:27:27: I demand recognition for degdeg's mad charge 04:27:30: but fine 04:27:32: Never 04:27:35: Also it isn't an axe hole. 04:27:44: First hammer, now axe, this is silly. 04:27:47: Yes but it is easier to type then scimitar hole 04:27:54: So I say axe hole 04:27:59: what an axehole 04:28:12: HAR HAR HR HAR AHR AHRAEGDSJA' 04:28:13: Degdeg, put yourself on the map 04:28:22: the map is still loading 04:28:29: farting noise 04:28:30: it broke 04:28:59: meh 04:29:06: Corgi is waiting for tummy rubs 04:29:07: DEMON 04:29:21: BEEEEN. 04:29:31: His sulphuric breath chokes everyone 04:30:17: EVERYONE? 04:30:18: 4#1d20+10-2 v Fort Frank, Corgi, Raven, Willem 04:30:18: war_master, v Fort Frank, Corgi, Raven, Willem: [12] = 20; v Fort Frank, Corgi, Raven, Willem: [20] = 28; v Fort Frank, Corgi, Raven, Willem: [2] = 10; v Fort Frank, Corgi, Raven, Willem: [4] = 12 04:30:30: oh god 04:30:32: Hey I used the commas 04:30:35: why didn't it do the thing 04:30:37: someone just got butted 04:30:42: Semicolons he said. 04:30:47: oooooooooooh 04:30:50: Or you have to colon them off 04:30:52: Or something. 04:30:53: Why is the breath thing happening again? 04:30:54: About colons. 04:30:54: Butts 04:31:02: Anyway, I hold my breath and he misses. AGAIN. 04:31:14: Because he is constantly spewing sulphuric acid from his being 04:31:30: Is it his turn again? 04:31:34: is this fight still going? 04:31:42: the map aint loadin 04:31:43: 2d6+4 Frank 04:31:43: war_master, Frank: [2, 4] = 10 04:31:50: 18 on corgi 04:31:52: like damn 04:31:52: Try refreshing the page Waffle. 04:32:00: Yeah you just skipped your turn again. 04:32:08: It's the last fight of the adventure 04:32:33: I was missed by that attack too, despite being unconscious 04:32:39: and yeah, somebody please heal me 04:32:52: like a paladin maybe 04:33:10: if only we had one with a WORKING MAP 04:33:13: aaaaaaaaaand 04:33:16: works perfectly fine 04:33:21: end turn 04:33:32: oh no i mean my wifi is preventing me from loading it 04:33:34: can someone print screen 04:33:38: or gyazo 04:34:09: http://gyazo.com/1db16e4297f8646f5797c34f23961811 04:34:12: Alright first things first I grant Frank a saving throw. KNACK FOR SUCCESS DO YA THAAAANG. 04:34:28: It is also worth noting that you see a massive orange portal in the center of the cave 04:35:21: You're really taking the drama out of my proclamation here, Frank. 04:35:37: Maaaybe. 04:35:40: Frank does that 04:35:50: 1d20 on the domination/psychic damage effect. 04:35:51: Frank, on the domination/psychic damage effect.: [18] = 18 04:36:00: Hurrah. 04:36:00: Woo! 04:36:07: Oh I took the 5 ongoing from that fire thing. 04:36:19: You end everything frank 04:36:27: even the fire 04:36:28: Alright, Chill Wind. 04:36:32: 1d20+7 vs Fort 04:36:33: Willem_Wildheart, vs Fort: [17] = 24 04:36:45: Hit 04:36:46: Oh sweet. 04:36:48: +10 damage 04:37:03: Willem_Wildheart, 1d6+11: [6] = 17 04:37:03: 1d6+11 04:37:09: EAT COLD, DICK 04:37:11: That includes the +10? 04:37:11: ok can someone put me to the right of that top triangle 04:37:13: Yeah. 04:37:17: Oh, plus you had combat advantage for that attack, so it would have been a 26. 04:37:23: And i slide him one square. 04:37:52: I'm gonna slide him away from me, but I can't click him under Frank's square. 04:38:01: I have moved the square. 04:38:19: He slides! 04:38:50: End turn. 04:38:53: Nice job, Willem! 04:38:58: He grants combat advantage from being next to that soul 04:39:00: woo go willem 04:39:01: whose next 04:39:01: What Willem said, Willem. 04:39:13: DEGDEG IS NEXT 04:39:15: GO DEGDEG 04:39:18: OH I C 04:39:19: He was granting combat advantage from being in my aura, but good to know that the souls do that. 04:39:20: was I placed on the map 04:39:24: no 04:39:31: oh I got it. 04:39:34: someone needs to do that since i cant load it 04:39:55: alright 04:40:07: well just move me one left and one up from raven 04:40:10: because I 04:40:16: raven do you need a saving throw at all 04:40:34: Someone else move him, I'm on a trackpad. 04:40:42: does anyone need a saving throw at all 04:40:42: Raven is unconcious 04:40:45: so she is almost dead 04:40:55: well 04:40:58: I cast restore vitality 04:41:01: she regainsss..... 04:41:27: 16 hp 04:41:35: and does anyone need a saving throw 04:41:51: I think someone does, not sure who. 04:41:55: cause this ability grants someone a saving throw 04:41:59: I think a couple of people do actually. 04:41:59: Anyone 04:42:02: Oh I need to take ine! 04:42:02: Not me. 04:42:04: Can I still 04:42:07: Because everyone but frank 04:42:11: has ongoing damage 04:42:12: hmmmm 04:42:14: 1d3 04:42:14: Degdeg, 1d3: [1] = 1 04:42:18: WILLEM IT IS 04:42:19: Delf can I take mine right now? 04:42:21: Wait! 04:42:24: ?!?!? 04:42:26: Yes 04:42:27: Take yours 04:42:30: Oh right he didn't do his at the end of his turn. 04:42:30: I forgot to take mine after my turn. 04:42:31: oh 04:42:33: 1d20+1 04:42:33: Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+1: [4] = 5 04:42:35: degdeg, give it to him if he fails or to someone else 04:42:39: Okay give me it. 04:42:41: AND THEN 04:42:42: MURDER 04:42:43: THIS 04:42:44: DEMON 04:42:45: *gives* 04:42:50: 1d20+1 04:42:50: Willem_Wildheart, 1d20+1: [4] = 5 04:42:54: SERIOUSLY. 04:42:55: I cannot believe you 04:43:01: AHAHAHAHAHA 04:43:02: then I suppose 04:43:03: I'll 04:43:05: ACTION POINT 04:43:07: AND CHARGE AT THE DEMON 04:43:14: WITH MOCKING CRY 04:43:18: AND THE BLOOD OF THE MIGHTY 04:43:19: WAffle 04:43:25: You need to do as much damage as possible 04:43:25: ? 04:43:29: Like 04:43:32: Just unload with everything 04:43:34: I think he is trying to. 04:43:43: 1d20+14 vs ac 04:43:44: Degdeg, vs ac: [5] = 19 04:43:47: Hit 04:43:49: Also you have combat advantage from multiple sources for this attack. 04:43:50: WHY IS FORTUNA 04:43:51: ok 04:43:55: 16 04:43:55: oh ok 04:43:59: but wHATEVS UO 04:44:02: ok 04:44:03: damage roll time 04:44:20: I will of course add my chain reach to this 04:44:32: Honey you can add whatever you want 04:44:43: If you don't kill him I might manage to finish him off. 04:44:54: WHERES MY DAMAGE ROLL DEGDEG 04:44:56: War_master TAPS FOOT 04:45:09: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IjnoM5-mnw 04:45:14: Current music. 04:45:22: Degdeg's axe floats magically above the demon while he types things into a calculator 04:45:22: I will also add divine strength because why not 04:45:29: 4d12+7+6+1d12+7+7 04:45:30: Degdeg, 4d12+7+6+1d12+7+7: [4, 4, 5, 11, 10] = 61 04:45:33: bahaha 04:45:34: GAH 04:45:36: SO 04:45:37: CLOSE 04:45:46: Frank still has a shot at him. 04:45:48: I'll finish him off on my turn then, yar. 04:45:49: did we ever hit a milestone 04:45:52: since last session too 04:45:59: Yes 04:46:02: IN THAT CASE 04:46:05: ACTION POINT AGAIN 04:46:11: MURDERIZE HIM 04:46:14: HE'S SO CLOSE TO DEAD 04:46:23: AND FIERY SMITE 04:46:26: 1d20+14 04:46:26: Degdeg, 1d20+14: [2] = 16 04:46:28: AW 04:46:31: half damage 04:46:37: IT'S ENOUGH 04:46:39: PROBABLY 04:46:41: Is it fire damage? 04:46:41: 3d12+7 04:46:41: Degdeg, 3d12+7: [12, 11, 8] = 38 04:46:43: YOU 04:46:45: divided by 2 04:46:46: Becase he's immune to fire damage. 04:46:52: ITS FIRE DAMAGE 04:46:57: PFFT 04:47:01: HE IS UNFAZED. 04:47:01: SHUT UP WILLEM 04:47:02: FUCK 04:47:03: We probably should have pointed that out before he did it. 04:47:06: end turn 04:47:08: I guess 04:47:14: degdeg sobs a little 04:47:16: lolnope you axe cuts right through him 04:47:23: well okay then 04:47:23: Because it's time to end this 04:47:30: I bombard him with SO MUCH FIRE 04:47:32: I can kill him with my next attack though? 04:47:32: that he FIRESPLODES 04:47:37: He's dead 04:47:42: Yeah frank can kill him like... now. 04:47:42: Alright. 04:47:43: For real. 04:47:48: Ok frank 04:47:49: And we don't have to win by DM fiat. 04:47:54: STEAL DEGDEG'S THUNDER 04:47:54: yes 04:47:55: roll it frank 04:47:58: D: 04:48:02: 1d20+12 vs. AC 04:48:02: Frank, vs. AC: [16] = 28 04:48:08: It's just hanging right there off his belt 04:48:10: it's so tempting 04:48:22: Oh, also before the attack I turn on Cull the Weak. 04:48:26: 1d8+12 04:48:26: Frank, 1d8+12: [4] = 16 04:48:33: Okey dokey ta da. 04:48:34: Frank, roll thievery 04:48:42: sorry was making cosmos 04:48:47: 1d20+6 04:48:47: Frank, 1d20+6: [15] = 21 04:48:53: You steal degdeg's thunder 04:48:57: (pixies are pretty good at thievery) 04:48:59: He doesn't even notice 04:49:02: still fighting what? 04:49:13: degdeg is celebrating his kick assness 04:49:16: I choose to assume that means Ben was creating an entire comsos. 04:49:16: without even realizing frank stole it 04:49:21: So the demon is dead 04:49:23: Just finished I think, unless we have to do something about the souls. 04:49:25: Instead of the fruity drnik. 04:49:31: The cavern begins to shake 04:49:35: YEAH TAKE THAT DEMON. 04:49:37: And the portals turns into a pure white 04:49:45: You hear the war master yell from inside the portal 04:49:59: "THE WAY IS OPEN" 04:50:00: We should dive into that shit immediately. 04:50:03: "THE PORTAL IS OPEN" 04:50:04: "GO" 04:50:09: "BEFORE I RUN OUT OF ENERGY" 04:50:09: Willem_Wildheart dives into that shit immediately. 04:50:13: degdeg has no idea what it means 04:50:13: but 04:50:16: he dives intothat shit 04:50:17: cranberry and vodka like what 04:50:47: Frank grabs Raven and Corgi/Fartfignuggen before diving in. 04:50:49: You dive into the portal 04:50:56: and find yourself underwater 04:51:01: just below the surface 04:51:13: The war master swims to the top 04:51:20: I also swim. 04:51:20: Raven_Moonshadow immediately starts to drown 04:51:25: being unconscious 04:51:29: uh 04:51:29: You are alive 04:51:30: Nah you were healed. 04:51:31: I healed you 04:51:32: oh 04:51:32: Degdeg healed you 04:51:34: Degdeg healed you. 04:51:36: 16 hp 04:51:37: I missed that 04:51:38: how much 04:51:41: oh, cool 04:51:47: when did warmaster get back 04:51:53: and I guess the ongoing fire damage is stopped now too 04:51:55: Frank unshrinks that magic floaty hat and uses it as a personal boat. 04:51:58: The glistening silver waters heal your wounds 04:52:00: corgnelius swim 04:52:05: The hat is in my bag, Frank. 04:52:14: and you emerge in an ocean 04:52:16: So I give Frank his boat-hat. 04:52:25: welp 04:52:27: I'm pretty sure I've had that hat in my bag since forever, I don't remember giving it to anyone. 04:52:28: we're gunna drown 04:52:37: I have two water-breathing rituals. 04:52:37: But okey dokey. 04:52:40: On the shore, not far from you, is a beautiful palace of pure gold surrounded by lush green hills 04:52:40: a silver ocean that heals your wounds 04:52:45: this must be hell 04:52:48: We put it in my bag for the boat ride. 04:52:53: Because it wouldn't stop floating. 04:52:59: you drown in the ocean, but can never die 04:53:01: Oh right right, forgot about that. 04:53:03: because it heals your hp 04:53:09: Actually you could breath that water 04:53:16: just suspended, drowning forever 04:53:19: Shining cities of white stone stand in the background 04:53:28: WHERE DID YOU SEND US EMILY 04:53:36: WHAT FURTHER HORRORS AWAIT 04:53:36: "Welcome to Mt. Celestia" 04:53:40: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 04:53:40: "Home of Bahamut" 04:53:48: "You are in the Silver Sea of Holy Water" 04:54:01: i sense friendship from this place 04:54:04: "The palace on the shore is Bahamut's palace." 04:54:06: That sounds deicious. 04:54:09: corgnelius drinks in the ocean and pees 04:54:19: Willem_Wildheart swims away from Corgi. 04:54:27: Raven_Moonshadow also swims away 04:54:35: This place is a lot brighter compared to where we've been for a bit. 04:54:46: A paladin in a boat rows over to you 04:54:58: "Friends! Welcome to Bahamut's realm." 04:55:10: "woof" 04:55:10: Frank waves. 04:55:15: The man looks towards the war master 04:55:15: degdeg is noticably uncomfortable sitting in the realm of a god that is not his own 04:55:20: "Hello! Would you like some potatoes?" 04:55:22: "Urgala! A pleasure to see you" 04:55:36: "Would you fancy a ride to the shore with your companions? 04:55:40: "I would" 04:55:48: corgnelius continues to pee in the holy ocean 04:55:50: But does Urgala want some potatoes. 04:56:09: "I've still got enough potatoes to share with everyone." 04:56:21: (The man is speaking to the war master." 04:56:27: (He's calling her Urgala) 04:56:27: degdeg takes the bag of potatos 04:56:33: and DUMPS THEM INTO THE OCEAN 04:56:34: (HJe must be very confused) 04:56:37: GASP 04:56:53: Frank rescues potatoes from ocean. 04:57:01: The potato's replicate in the ocean of holy water 04:57:02: they sunk 04:57:04: and swarm degdeg 04:57:04: NOOOOOO 04:57:13: what do you think would happen 04:57:14: That's a lot of fried potatoes. 04:57:16: Willem_Wildheart climbs into that boat. 04:57:17: if i dropped my pig in this realm 04:57:23: Horrible things. 04:57:27: Don't do it Degdeg 04:57:29: DON'T DO IT 04:57:30: I feel like 04:57:32: I should 04:57:35: DO NOT DENY YOURSELF 04:57:37: like the silver holy ocean 04:57:40: THE MEETING OF A GOD 04:57:42: would fuck the god of death up 04:57:47: 1d20+12 arcane the sphere 04:57:47: corgnelius, arcane the sphere: [16] = 28 04:57:48: SIGHS 04:57:50: fine lets go 04:57:55: The sphere is glowing blue now 04:57:58: and floating 04:58:04: Frank now has even more potatoes to share with everyone now. 04:58:16: So into the boat or swimming? 04:58:23: well lets get into the boat 04:58:36: I'm already in the boat. 04:58:46: Stretching out. 04:58:50: i ger in 04:58:51: I am drowning in potatos 04:58:56: but i get in 04:59:02: Chilling out, maxin', relaxin' all coll. 04:59:04: cool* 04:59:10: I am scooping up potatoes. 04:59:12: corgnelius gets in but keeps peeing 04:59:22: Willem scoops his bag of holding through the potatoes. 04:59:24: The boat man rows to the shore of the golden palace 04:59:36: As you get closer, the details of the palace become clearer 04:59:50: Windows made of gemstones set in silver and gold 04:59:56: Battlements made of copper and ivory 05:00:03: That seems impractical. 05:00:09: i am filling the boat with pee 05:00:13: Willem_Wildheart puts on that eyepatch he looted from that severed head, in order to look appropriately rakish. 05:00:33: The doors of the palace open to you 05:00:53: Must be because of the eyepatch. I knew it was enchanted. 05:00:54: And you see a large silver dragon wrapped around the throne 05:01:05: ok so we are right in front of bahamut 05:01:11: Yes 05:01:12: what if i put down my pig now 05:01:20: Isn't bahumat platinum? 05:01:22: You will die terribly 05:01:29: yeah platinum 05:01:32: Platinum, silver, blue, it differs 05:01:36: "Hi, Bahamut! How's it going?" 05:01:40: depending upon his mood 05:01:51: Willem_Wildheart is really selling this rakish adventurer thing. 05:01:54: Frank waves. 05:02:04: roll for rak willem 05:02:14: The silver dragon moves towards you, transforming into the old man you saw in the cave 05:02:17: 1d20+8 rakishness 05:02:17: Willem_Wildheart, rakishness: [17] = 25 05:02:23: corgnelius trots up to buhumat 05:02:30: "Hello friends." 05:02:32: "woof" 05:02:37: "bark" 05:02:51: The war master runs up and embraces Bahamut 05:02:53: "yap" 05:03:00: "Welcome back Urgala." 05:03:11: "It's good to be back... dad." 05:03:16: corgnelius wags tail 05:03:29: Bahamut kneels down and gives corgi belly rubs 05:03:29: Oh. 05:03:40: and The war master turns into a massive gold dragon 05:03:47: and sits next to the oldman 05:03:58: corgnelius wags faster 05:04:01: More oh. 05:04:28: 6 other gold dragons fly into the room and transform into dragonborn 05:04:36: This seems like it would've been super convenient before. 05:04:42: One of whom, you recognize as the man who have you the mission 05:05:09: Another, you recognize as Korak, the heavily armored warrior you met in the fey wild 05:05:12: Two others, 05:05:14: Lots more oh. 05:05:17: "Oh hey dude. We found Emily." 05:05:17: man fuck these guys 05:05:24: we were just surrounded by dragons the whole damn time 05:05:25: Myrissa and Fatale, his companions 05:05:32: And then two more whom you don't recognize 05:05:44: Frank waves. 05:05:51: They wave back 05:06:12: Finally, I think this is the first time someone waved back to me. 05:06:14: Bahamut turns to you 05:06:25: corgnelius smiles and enjoys the belly rubs 05:07:09: "Thank you for rescuing my daughter. Now, as promised, I give you access to my horde and you can take as much as you can hold. I also grant to you an audience with myself and one favor." 05:07:30: oh frick 05:07:34: I forgot to think of a favour 05:07:48: "woof" 05:08:00: well heck lets get on in there and check thaat horde 05:08:02: (Can I ask him for a bag of limitless fried potatoes?) 05:08:12: and give us time to think of favours 05:08:12: did we ever use those amulets we got 05:08:22: i would think so 05:08:54: (can i ask him for happiness forever? 05:09:12: (Isn't that what a bag of limitless fried potatoes is?) 05:09:15: You can ask for whatever 05:09:25: So head in to the horde or ask for the favor first 05:09:27: Do we each get a favor or is it a group favor? 05:09:27: you decide 05:09:38: Why not both! 05:09:55: "Can I have a bag that always has more of these fried potatoes in it?" 05:09:57: that would work 05:10:01: I think I know what I'm going to ask for 05:10:12: "Of course 05:10:19: "Also, you should try these fried potatoes, they're the best." 05:10:41: The man who gave you the mission walks forward with a bag of unlimited fired potatos 05:10:42: Man, what do we want for a group favor? 05:10:54: (can i ask for everyone to be happy forever) 05:11:01: "I wish for a mug that I can fill with any drink I want whenever I want and it will never go bad or spill 05:11:36: "I am Sonngrad, the messenger of Bahamut. I will be getting you the favors you request" 05:11:55: Sonngrad hands you a massive tankard that is extremely lightweight 05:11:55: I dunno what we want for a favor as a group. 05:12:04: You find it instantly full of whatever you want 05:12:04: "woof" 05:12:08: woohoo 05:12:11: hmm 05:12:21: maybe we should just ask for another rad adventure 05:12:34: I want a pile of tankards that each contain whatever you want 05:12:37: Corgnelius, the girl corgi from earlier runs out of the side room 05:12:44: woof meaning everyone happy forever 05:12:44: and you frolic 05:12:55: That is everyone happy forever! 05:12:57: we're never gunna see corgi again now 05:13:06: and then I take the tankard full of tankards and sell the tankards for lots of money 05:13:32: and in the last tankard I find true love and someone who understands me for who I truly am 05:13:32: The man produce that Raven 05:13:38: ok 05:13:41: corgnelius goes and plays 05:13:47: In that last tankard 05:13:49: You find 05:13:50: .... 05:13:53: Degdeg 05:13:59: well we did have a child 05:14:08: wait but im standing off to the side 05:14:11: is there two degdegs now 05:14:15: Correction 05:14:16: You were 05:14:23: You suddenly find yourself in a tankard 05:14:25: oh okay i teleported 05:14:27: Speaking of the child, what is Fart's wish? 05:14:37: Fartfignuggen walks forward 05:14:42: he better not wish for degdeg and raven to fall in love 05:14:47: Bahamut's eyes go wide and he immediately bows 05:14:54: "Master!" 05:14:55: fart is on my back i thought 05:14:56: Frank munches on potatoes. 05:15:08: wait what 05:15:33: Fartfignuggen suddenly speaks with surprising clarity 05:15:48: "That is correct. I am Fartfignuggen, the creator of the cosmos and everything you know 05:16:01: "I have created all dieties, all life, and all matter." 05:16:14: "I am the overgod." 05:16:21: Fartfignuggen farts 05:16:48: Willem just wants an indestructible bird-friend he can summon at will and use as an Animal Messenger and talk about girls with. And maybe to know who his dad is so he can have revenge on him. 05:17:01: this just in god is a girl, the westboro baptist church scream like babies 05:17:08: "Corgnelius, I thank you for being my steed. Would you care to join me in the ruling of this univerise?" 05:17:17: God is a bearded mix-race girl. 05:17:18: aw man what fuck 05:17:20: Don't they always scream like babies? 05:17:24: yeah 05:17:43: The perfect bird friend suddenly flies in and lands on your shoulder Willem 05:17:49: Does Willem get any credit for it being his idea for Fart to use Corgi as a steed? 05:17:54: He has a map tied around his leg 05:17:58: It leads to your father 05:18:19: "Hi, Bird! I'm gonna call you Scramden, and we're gonna get revenge on my absentee dad!" 05:18:52: Frank offers Scramden a potatoe. 05:18:52: degdeg 05:18:57: actually wants to go with willem to get that revenge 05:19:12: Must be the eyepatch. 05:19:14: "So, what is your decision on the group wish?" 05:19:20: corgnelius walks over to fart, pees on her, then goes back to playing 05:19:25: like I said before I think we could wish for another adventure 05:19:26: Can we wish for an adventure to get revenge onj Willem's dad? 05:19:34: we all have some ways to make a massive amount of cash 05:19:35: "I shall take that as a yes." 05:19:36: except corgi 05:19:37: Willem's Dad is an elven adventurer. 05:19:38: Buy the way. 05:19:41: we can be rad 05:19:49: Fartfignuggen buys the way 05:19:57: Who slept with his mother, who was married to another man, and resulted in Willem's exile and near-death as a child. 05:20:20: Frank offers Willem a bunch of potatoes after hearing that. 05:20:35: Willem_Wildheart chows the fuck down. 05:20:44: Willem_Wildheart is totally not crying. 05:20:52: we're gunna be eating potatos for the next century i suppose 05:20:56: willem has daddy issues, curse his daddy 05:21:05: Frank goes to share potatoes with all the dragons now. 05:21:16: (I'd like to point out to everyone that this was degdeg just 15 in game minutes ago http://i.imgur.com/embbVlJ.gif ) 05:22:02: And now he has infinite alcohol and is eating potatoes with a bunch of gods and dragons and his best buds in the whole world. 05:22:23: And that's the REAL treasure. 05:22:29: degdeg doesnt mind the taters 05:22:34: But we do still totally want the actual treasure. 05:22:38: Oh! 05:22:56: "We found these Lost Gems of Lolth. If you guys want to destroy them, or whatever." 05:23:01: oh yeah 05:23:05: I forgot about them 05:23:41: You hear a knock on the wall behind you 05:23:45: It's the salesman from earlier 05:24:04: "Sup guys. I hear you'd like to pawn those things off. I can offer a higher price in this dimension." 05:24:12: PAWN SHOP JESUUUUUS 05:24:16: He locks eyes with degdeg 05:24:17: "You." 05:24:22: man fuck this guy 05:24:22: OH SHIT 05:24:30: degdeg takes a menacing drink 05:24:32: Frank offers him potatoes. 05:24:37: "You left your decapitated head on the shore of that village." 05:24:52: The man produces the slightly rotted head and tosses it at degdeg 05:24:55: "Yeah, but I got this rad eyepatch from it. So it all worked out." 05:24:57: "Just though I'd return it." 05:25:16: degdeg uh 05:25:21: wow what do I do with this 05:25:32: if i throw it in the holy ocean do you think the guy would come back to life 05:25:38: and i could make him like a companion buddy 05:25:39: Maybe just the head would. 05:25:42: degdeg and the decapitated head 05:25:43: off on adventures 05:25:47: "So. Those jewels. They're worth about 700 gold per bag in this dimension." 05:25:48: It's be like a familiar that HATES you 05:25:50: With your pig. 05:26:06: I think that's about as good as it gets on the jewels. 05:26:14: Agreed. 05:26:24: yeah 05:26:24: "You've got yourself a deal, Jesus." 05:26:57: He hands you your gold and takes the jewels 05:27:05: That's 140 gold each splitting it evenly. 05:27:07: "Ay Bahamut my man. Good to see you again." 05:27:14: Bahamut nods towards him 05:27:23: Willem_Wildheart splits up the gold equitably. He wouldn't double-cross his friends. 05:27:28: and walks off onto the sea 05:27:35: "Classic Jesus." 05:27:43: THATS SO JESUS 05:27:49: *credits roll over laugh track* 05:27:54: Also Raven hasn't said anything since Degdeg was in her tankard. 05:28:19: I am enjoyinh mu magic taknrards 05:28:19: raven passed out 05:28:19: Maybe she's deciding she didn't really want true love and a man who accepts who for what she is all that much. 05:28:37: atcually i jsut wanted to tbewn smart 05:28:49: now all my midn is fiull of smart 05:29:09: Frank offers Raven some potatoes to go with the smart. 05:29:11: porcd arll the tnkerds in my eatr 05:29:18: "Wow, Raven, that's really smart!" 05:29:39: yes it ist 05:30:29: we need to make our group wish 05:30:39: corgi I can assume is gone forever to frolick with fem corgi and rule the universe 05:30:59: It seems unlikely that he's got a lot of skin in this game anymore, what with the instant godhood. 05:31:11: yeah 05:31:14: And a new quest is already gained because of the map to Willem's dad. 05:31:16: Corgi is chasing girl corgi in circles around fartfignuggen 05:31:20: corgi gets a special epic destiny 05:31:26: hmm 05:31:29: so we've got our quest 05:31:35: raven is wasted 05:31:38: an excellent first act as assistant god to the overgod 05:31:42: so its up to the dwarf the pixie and the butt 05:31:47: to make a grand old wish 05:32:01: raven is gunna be mad 05:32:07: but maybe we should wish for our own empire of goodness 05:32:21: Who wants to run an empire? Sounds tiring fo rme. 05:32:22: Oh man. 05:32:23: I don't think we have the brain power to run an empire. 05:32:30: well i mean like 05:32:35: we are the rulers rarely seen 05:32:41: we have subordinates who rule in our place 05:32:44: We should wish for a bad-fuckin-ass magic house what can hold everything we want and we can go there anytime and it looks rad as shit. 05:32:45: but we can go back and make big decisions 05:32:48: Frank 05:32:52: Raven has all the smart now 05:33:12: True true. 05:33:16: And you can only get in if you have a secret BEST FRIENDS ring 05:33:27: I like the idea of a magic club house. 05:33:32: hmmm 05:33:35: sure that sounds fine 05:33:40: I still like the empire 05:33:47: a prosperous invincible empire would be rad 05:33:47: "Can we have a super-cool magic Best Friends clubhouse?" 05:33:54: AND we could order them to make us the clubhouse 05:34:13: That doesn't sound like something goodly, uninvolved rulers woudl do. 05:34:26: "Of course!" 05:34:55: Bahamut hands you each a ritual that teleports you to the super-cool magic Best Friends clubhouse 05:35:22: can they be rings instead 05:35:25: like we activate the ring 05:35:27: and are teleported there 05:35:29: the tree i befriended in the forest should come here too 05:35:31: But rings you can't lose, and nobody else can use them. 05:35:36: yeah 05:35:41: "Sure!" 05:35:46: The rituals turn into rings 05:36:06: Willem_Wildheart is not sad about his dad at all anymore, but still totally wants to find him. 05:36:24: Willem_Wildheart is more jazzed about this clubhouse, though. 05:36:44: "You're a pretty cool guy, Bahamut. You know what would make you even cooler, though?" 05:36:51: "What?" 05:36:55: (Is it an eyepatch?) 05:36:57: Willem_Wildheart gestures rakishly to his eyepatch. 05:36:57: yo lets go to the horde 05:37:00: [23:33:57] the tree i befriended in the forest should come here too 05:37:04: 1d20+8 rakishness 05:37:04: Willem_Wildheart, rakishness: [16] = 24 05:37:11: "Son." 05:37:16: That tree is already home, Corgi. 05:37:19: Bahamut puts on an eyepatch 05:37:23: 1d20+150 rakishness 05:37:24: Bahamut, rakishness: [3] = 153 05:37:33: still a shitty roll 05:37:39: lets get to the horde 05:37:42: since its almost 1am 05:37:43: Do guitars start playing out of nowhere, and maybe he rides a motorcycle? 05:37:50: He does 05:37:58: all of them 05:38:01: a horde? 05:38:03: Frank wanders off to the horde of shiny stuff while munching on potatoes. 05:38:05: Guys we just saw a god in the form of a dragon ride a motorcycle. Let's get some treasure 05:38:05: we get an army? 05:38:14: corgnelius, sphere: [6] = 18 05:38:14: 1d20+12 sphere 05:38:17: Nah, dragon god horde. 05:38:25: a horde of dragon gods? 05:38:31: Hoard, I think he means. 05:38:38: yes, probably 05:38:41: Oh, yeah that is probably the correct word. 05:38:42: Sure why not 05:38:46: WHY NOT BOTH 05:38:49: English is a crazy language. 05:39:03: Oh yeah seriously what WAS up with that sphere? 05:39:14: Perhaps that is your next quest 05:39:27: Perhaps you should've asked the salesguy 05:39:40: Oh mna. 05:39:41: Wait! 05:39:45: 1d20+12 sphere 05:39:45: corgnelius, sphere: [18] = 30 05:39:47: I send Scramden to ask him about it. 05:40:00: Scramden flies back with a note attached to his leg 05:40:02: "Scramden, go ask Jesus about this sphere." 05:40:08: "It's a sphere that floats. Literally. That's all." 05:40:24: Worth it. 05:40:26: and glows 05:40:32: Put it in the trophy room! 05:40:32: We need music for this moment 05:40:38: And now, TO THE HOARD. 05:40:49: I'm running low on victory music I'm afraid. 05:40:50: Here is yoru club house 05:40:54: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/193/c/1/DND_mansion_map___1st_Floor_by_r3v3r53d.jpg 05:41:28: throw that into the chat later for us 05:41:34: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlT_8GbTQfo 05:41:43: Here, this should work for victory music. 05:41:48: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTSoyQgzWs 05:42:00: Victory! 05:42:01: why FE7 theme song 05:42:09: BECAUSE IT IS TRIUMPHANT. 05:42:09: when 9 and 10 have the full orchestrated one 05:42:17: BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A BOY. 05:42:18: You head into the hoard room 05:42:21: fiiiine 05:42:28: And find a massive pool of goold 05:42:31: and gems 05:42:46: On the walls lay gold and gem encrusted weapons of all types 05:42:48: any interesting artifacts? 05:42:50: ooh 05:42:50: And also a horde of dragons. 05:42:56: Willem_Wildheart dumps out all the potatoes he grabbed earlier and just starts scooping shit in as fast as he can. 05:43:10: Yeah are there any magic-looking items? 05:43:29: 22:42 Bahamut On the walls lay gold and gem encrusted weapons of all types 05:43:41: well 05:43:42: In the back of the room are bags 05:43:46: degdeg takes the axey one then 05:43:46: That aren't weapons? In case a theoretical champion uses various farts and wolf-claws exclusively? 05:43:48: FILLED WITH GOLDEN FRIED POTATOS 05:43:57: :0 05:43:59: Those count as weapons 05:44:18: The bags of potatoes? 05:45:00: No the wolf claws and farts 05:45:06: Well yeah but I already have those. 05:45:13: Is there any cool shit I can take, is what I'm asking. 05:45:20: You also find an armory of golden armor and clothes and stuff 05:45:23: Because I already have 200 pounds of gold and gems. 05:45:44: I forget what stuff gets used for druid stuff, isn't there weapons or implements that can get factored into druid stuff? 05:45:53: I can use implements. 05:45:56: If there are any staves. 05:46:04: Or orbs, I guess, but staves are where it's at. 05:46:12: There are both! 05:46:26: I guess I'll nab a bejeweled scimitar and shrink it down to my size. 05:47:02: Willem picks up the humblest-looking staff, hoping that his humility is rewarded with something that is better than his +1 staff. 05:47:47: So you guys ccan carry about 5000 gold each and 3 artifacts from this room 05:48:11: well I'll take an Axe weapon, a helm, and a belt 05:48:39: a battleaxe to be precise 05:48:41: Well. 05:48:48: I'll take a staff, a hat with antlers on it, and a belt of some kind. 05:49:07: corgnelius ignores the treasure still playing with fart and other corgi 05:49:17: Preferably, powerfully enchanted ones. 05:49:23: If you happen to have any lying around. 05:49:32: You're a god now corgi 05:49:35: See, I've got to go get cathartic revenge on my dad. 05:49:36: You can have whatever you want 05:49:44: I'll be taking that scimitar, and probably some magic looking boots and a belt as well. 05:50:25: Does Bahamut have any adorable bird-hats Scramden can have? 05:50:25: delf is gunna havea heck of a time making these magic items for us 05:50:31: specific to our classes 05:50:45: Nah. I just point you to the character maker/compendium and tell you to go wild 05:50:47: Yes he does! 05:51:12: does he have a hat for my pig 05:51:14: i create chew toys fit for a god 05:51:15: SWEET. I put three or four adorable bird-hats in my pocket. Right now, Scramden is wearing a pirate hat and miniature eyepatch to look just like his Dad. 05:51:40: He has a hat for every pig 05:52:12: can I take a hat that morphs into whatever I want my piggy to wear 05:53:00: Yes 05:53:13: woohoo 05:53:22: infinite chew toys 05:53:26: welp i suppose thats that then its 1am i need to go 05:53:47: And poof, Waffle is gone. 05:54:01: As mysteriously as he arrived. 05:54:46: with all this things 05:54:46: Also also sheesh, I mean I don't know but 5000 gold seems like a lot of gold, but we did save the daughter of a god, so yar. 05:54:56: Yup I know. 05:55:31: So what level items are we looking at for this stuff anyways? 05:55:33: 5000 gold is not much actually 05:55:54: enough to get one level 10 item 05:56:02: It's as much as you can hold 05:56:06: or a level 7 and one lower level 05:56:15: Well, okey dokey then. 05:56:20: anyway 05:56:25: it is bedtime for me as well 05:56:27: I'm guessing the items we got are level 6 stuff then, roughly. 05:56:27: good night