Igfig: or rather, if you're adjacent to an enemy at all
Igfig: area attacks are fine though
Blaze: Also, the lyrics aren't quite right but it mentions fires and survival and people in power and this isn't my preferred one, but new song:
Blaze: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRHDAXY147C337F75F&sq=0
Varrus: blaze its your turn
Varrus: i need you to go to the safe
Blaze: Well, I just exited into the hallway, so I'm guessing I saw this guy go at Varrus and stab him then?
Igfig: yeah
Blaze: Specially considering he was going to be hitting me otherwise.
Varrus: okay so to recap my plan cause it kind of got lost
Varrus: well
Varrus: ill wait
Varrus: yeah
Blaze: So, why do you want me to go back to the safe?
Varrus: im teleporting us all ot
Varrus: out
Blaze: ah, right.
Varrus: with the safe
Blaze: Right, we also have to get this guy off of us though to do that.
Varrus: not true
Varrus: as long as he isnt touching us
Varrus: we can hold hands and the safe
Blaze: At least enough so that he doesn't stab you too much.
Varrus: yeah
Orrin_Torrin: If you can knock him back, I can lock him down.
Orrin_Torrin: And then we can all just run.
Blaze: Also nevermind on that song, not quite working, least not for me.
Varrus: well
Varrus: orrin i cast anti grav feather fall on you
Varrus: so can just launch yourself up the stairs at him
Blaze: Is there a bullrush in 5ed?
Varrus: id assume yes
Igfig: just describe it well and you can do it as part of your attack
Orrin_Torrin: Don't you have that impact orb thing?
Orrin_Torrin: Just blow him off the stairs entirely.
Orrin_Torrin: Or was that Varis?
Igfig: oh also
Igfig:  1d20-1 con save
Fortuna: Igfig, con save: [20] = 19
Igfig: oh huh
Orrin_Torrin: He lives!
Igfig: he stabilized
Varrus: does that prevent the natural 20
Varrus: apparently not
Varrus: okay
Blaze: Oh wait, there are specifically attacks available to me in animal forms for knocking people prone actually.
Varrus: lucky guy
Varrus: knock him prone please
Varrus: he cant OA me then
Orrin_Torrin: And I can keep him/her from getting up at all.
Orrin_Torrin: If my Abjure works.
Varrus: well im delaying until after yoy
Varrus: so by that point we can all be at the safe
Blaze: Right, I charge down the hallway towards him transforming into a tiger, and I pounce on him:
Orrin_Torrin: Right but if he's prone and I abjure him, he can't even stand up until he takes damage.
Varrus: sure then
Orrin_Torrin: So all we have to do is not attack him and he's out.
Blaze: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Blaze, 1d20+5: [8] = 13
Igfig: that's a miss
Varrus: damn
Igfig: did you have any FP left
Blaze: Is there a bonus for charging?
Igfig: I don't believe there is actually
Varrus: im pretty sure we are all out of fp
Blaze: I've got plenty of fate points.
Igfig: Blaze has those extra FP from the feat
Varrus: oh go for it then
Blaze: I didn't use any in the house or with the guards.
Varrus: yeah
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah he didn't use any yet.
Varrus: how about
Igfig: I thought it was Orrin but it's Blaze who has it
Blaze: I've still got 5 actually.
Igfig: oh dear
Varrus: guided by the wind for a slip stream to help you go faster
Igfig: Actually
Igfig: I'm gonna take charge of this invoke actually
Varrus: take
Varrus: charge
Varrus: hehe
Igfig: because it seems like N is almost leaving him?it?self open to you
Orrin_Torrin: A little bit, yeah.
Varrus: hmm
Varrus: maybe we should remove that helmet
Igfig: or no, it just seems unusually obvious where his? its? weak point is
Igfig: and that's a Guided By the Winds invoke
Blaze: Oh, so it is still a Guided By the Winds, interesting.
Igfig: (if you want the invoke)
Blaze: Could I just take a +2 and hit with that?
Blaze: Seeing as that is an option to use them for I think.
Blaze: If not then advantage I suppose.
Igfig: the +2 is only in FATE, I'm afraid
Igfig: just advantage
Blaze: Oh darn.
Blaze: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Blaze, 1d20+5: [17] = 22
Varrus: niiiceee
Blaze: Much better all the same though.
Igfig: much better anyway
Blaze: Yar, so claw attack
Blaze: 1d6+3 and if this attack is made as part of a charge, it also knocks a large or smaller target prone and can make a bite attack against the same creature.
Fortuna: Blaze, and if this attack is made as part of a charge, it also knocks a large or smaller target prone and can make a bite attack against the same creature.: [2] = 5
Blaze: Also let me double check that fire damage thing I have.
Igfig: Didn't you also have that +1d4 fire damage amulet?
Igfig: yeah
Blaze: 1d4 fire damage
Fortuna: Blaze, fire damage: [1] = 1
Orrin_Torrin: And you might as well take the bite, too.
Blaze: And now for the bite attack:
Blaze: And he is prone for this one:
Varrus: that gives advantage
Igfig: so you've got advantage on this too
Blaze: So wait, prone is advantage then and not a +2 right?  Right.  Sweet.
Blaze: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Blaze, 1d20+5: [15] = 20
Blaze: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Blaze, 1d20+5: [6] = 11
Igfig: hurrah
Blaze: So that claw is slashing, this one is piercing damage as I am mauling him now.
Blaze: 2d4+3
Fortuna: Blaze, 2d4+3: [4, 2] = 9
Blaze: 1d4 fire damage
Fortuna: Blaze, fire damage: [1] = 1
Varrus: man you got some low rules
Igfig: so that's 16 damage total?
Blaze: Yup.
Blaze: 5 slash, 2 fire, 9 piercing.
Igfig: Well, the slashing and piercing damage are halved
Igfig: against this fella
Igfig: so it's 9 damage total
Blaze: Darn, I was hoping piercing would be useful against him compared to the slash.
Orrin_Torrin: The prone is the important thing I think.
Orrin_Torrin: Since we're angling for a quick getaway.
Varrus: yeah
Igfig: The fire damage seems to daze it a bit though.
Blaze: I've been playing a lot of Dark Souls 2 lately, so damage types have been on the mind as important lately.
Varrus: excellent
Igfig: Also, I can't believe that they got rid of Daze
Varrus: can we keep it in
Igfig: yes
Varrus: cause i liked daze
Varrus: excellent
Varrus: so now its orrins turn
Igfig: aight
Varrus: orrin
Varrus: launch yourself up there with that antigrav
Orrin_Torrin: Orrin plants his boot on the prone figure's chest and pulls a necklace bearing the seal of Kol Korron from under his robe.
Orrin_Torrin: After my abjure.
Orrin_Torrin: Speaking in a deep, booming voice no one understands, he attempts to scare the ever-loving shit out of this thing.
Orrin_Torrin: Saving throw DC 16, and if it's a fiend or undead it has disadvantage,
Blaze: Oh crap, Orrin's hammer is inside me still.
Orrin_Torrin: It's cool, we're just running.
Orrin_Torrin: Wis.
Orrin_Torrin: By the way.
Blaze: Still, kinda funny.
Orrin_Torrin: POOP IT OUT.
frosty_the_boatman: the hammer is his penis
Blaze: I get that reference.
Igfig: What does this this effect do exactly?
Varrus: prevrents him from standing
Orrin_Torrin: It is frightened, and its speed is reduced to 0 for 1 minute.
Igfig: okay
Orrin_Torrin: And it cannot benefit from any speed-increasing effect.
Orrin_Torrin: On a miss, its speed is still halved.
Orrin_Torrin: Again or one minute, or until it takes damage.
Igfig: So, here's the thing
Igfig: the Abjuration thing has absolutely no effect
Varrus: shit
Orrin_Torrin: Neat.
Orrin_Torrin: Definitely a construct of some kind then.
Varrus: thats bad tho
Orrin_Torrin: Orrin leaps away with antigrav whatever, up to the top of the stairs.
Orrin_Torrin: We still have a round for it to get up.
Igfig: aight
Blaze: Yeah, but knowledge is good.
Varrus: just fwoomp gone
Igfig: it's still dazed and prone, yeah
Varrus: okay
Blaze: Also I'm kinda on top of him as well, since I pounced him.
Varrus: so since i delayed
Varrus: its my turn now
Igfig: okay
Varrus: so i go and stand on the railing
Igfig: sure
Varrus: and use ray of fires to propell me up like a rocket 
Varrus: to the top of the stairs
Igfig: this is with another feather fall effect on you?
Varrus: yes
Igfig: okay
Varrus: and im out of fate points
Igfig: whoosh
Varrus: its pretty awesome
Varrus: i wink at orrin as i go past much faster than he can float
Varrus: and i KNOW he saw my wink
Igfig: one of the bolts hits a painting on the wall, which also catches fire
Varrus: and end turn
Varrus: perfect
Igfig: The automata begin their climb upwards
Blaze: Was it a painting of that guy?
Orrin_Torrin: 1d20 AWESOME
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, AWESOME: [9] = 9
Varrus: i hope so
Orrin_Torrin: Not that awesome.
Varrus: oh yeah
Blaze: Was it a large gratuitous painting of that guy?
Varrus: 1d20
Fortuna: Varrus, 1d20: [20] = 20
Igfig: Either him, or one of his ancestors
Varrus: OHOOOHOHO
Varrus: SO AWESOME
Igfig: but are too slow to get to the top of the stairs
Varrus: ITS SO AWESOME ORRIN IS ASTOUNDED
Igfig: (the automata)
Orrin_Torrin: The relative awesomeness is accurate.
Igfig: they'll be there next turn though
Igfig: the nimblewright stands up, slowly
Igfig: which takes its whole turn
Varrus: haaaah
Varrus: what a nerd
Varrus: back to blaze
Igfig: and so we're back to the top
Varrus: sprint for the safe
Blaze: Yup, I sprint my way back over to the safe yelling "I think it's in the safe guys!"  Also I am still a tiger.
Blaze: Oh crud, I forgot to do something.
Igfig: yaaaay
Igfig: heh
Blaze_Tiger: There, all good.
Blaze_Tiger: I need to work on remembering to do that.
Varrus: just sprint for the safe
Varrus: we are so outie
Blaze_Tiger: I did.
Varrus: so
Varrus: oh
Varrus: so its my tunr again?
Orrin_Torrin: Nope, me.
Igfig: Yeah, Orrin
Blaze_Tiger: Yar.
Orrin_Torrin: I'm going to be safe and cast Righteous Shield, granting all allies within 10 feet of me resistance to bludgeoning, piercing and slashing damage.
Igfig: cool
Orrin_Torrin: So that oughta keep Waffle up just in case.
Varrus: thank
Orrin_Torrin: Welcome.
Orrin_Torrin: And then I follow Blaze up the hall.
Igfig: Varrus I am picturing you as having two long legs and no arms
Igfig: aight
Varrus: that is accurate
Varrus: i use these very long legs to use both options to sprint to the safe
Varrus: is that okay>?
Varrus: both actions*
Varrus: im not sure if you can defur that in 5e
Varrus: or if sprint is an action in 5e
Orrin_Torrin: I think you still can.
Igfig: it is
Varrus: alright
Varrus: so im at the safe
Blaze_Tiger: Well you might not need both actions to make it to us and the safe though.
Varrus: hm
Varrus: in that case
Igfig: I think you can get there with just a move, actually
Igfig: yeah
Blaze_Tiger: I made it from the office to the Nimblewight, yar.
Varrus: i use my move to get there
Orrin_Torrin: If you can, blast it back down the stairs.
Varrus: and prepare to cast dimensional door
Orrin_Torrin: Oh that works, too.
Varrus: the moment everyone is here and someone is holding the safe and we are holding hands
Varrus: i will cast it
Varrus: end turn
Blaze_Tiger: We nab the safe, all grab a fist full of tiger, and teleport out.
Igfig: You're all in, just gotta pick it up
Varrus: orrin pick it up
Igfig: on your turns
Varrus: im out of fate points
Orrin_Torrin: That's fine.
Orrin_Torrin: I'll be between you and the door.
Orrin_Torrin: I can take a couple hits from this thing.
Varrus: just get the safe we are teleporting out
Orrin_Torrin: I will.
Orrin_Torrin: But it's not my turn.
Orrin_Torrin: And you're dying.
Orrin_Torrin: So I'll be in the way.
Blaze_Tiger: I have the strength to help, I just don't have the thumbs for it.
Igfig: The first two automata barge through the door, hammers swinging
frosty_the_boatman: is arryn back at me yet?
Varrus: oh shit
Varrus: oh
Igfig:  2#1d20+6 vs Orrin
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Orrin: [16] = 22; vs Orrin: [3] = 9
Varrus: right
Varrus: arryn
Igfig:  3d8+4
Fortuna: Igfig,  3d8+4: [4, 3, 2] = 13
Orrin_Torrin: umm I guess I'm just in a robe so I have no AC, right?
Varrus: yup
Igfig: just your dex, yeah
Varrus: you have 10
Varrus: oh right
Orrin_Torrin: Oh okay.
Varrus: 8 + dex
Orrin_Torrin: So 8.
Igfig:  10+dex
Varrus: welp
Orrin_Torrin: 10 then.
Varrus: 10
Orrin_Torrin: Neat.
Blaze_Tiger: Only one of them would hit you anyways, so yar.
Varrus: one missed
Igfig:  8 is only for saving throws
Orrin_Torrin: So I take... 6 damage.
Orrin_Torrin: Not too bad.
Igfig: nice
Varrus: orrin can muscle it
Varrus: so blaze and me just delay our turns until orrin gets over here
Varrus: ?
Blaze_Tiger: He's here.
Varrus: to pickup the safe then
Blaze_Tiger: Yup.
Orrin_Torrin: Well, I have to pick up the safe.
Orrin_Torrin: So yeah just delay.
Varrus: go get 'em tiger
Varrus: (see what i did there)
Blaze_Tiger: I can help, we could get it on my back.
Varrus: i think we need to be actually holding it
Orrin_Torrin: It's still gonna take me to pick it up, Varis has negative strength.
Orrin_Torrin: It's no big deal.
Blaze_Tiger: Well it isn't going to just sit on my back.
Igfig: The nimblewright is back up to speed. It dashes up the stairs, slides between the automata's legs, and stabs twice at Orrin
Orrin_Torrin: Unless this thing can do 55 damage in the next turn, we'll be just fine.
Igfig:  2#1d20+7
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+7: [5] = 12; 1d20+7: [2] = 9
Igfig:  1d8+4
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d8+4: [2] = 6
Orrin_Torrin: That's pretty rad, I wouldn't even mind if that had hurt a lot.
Orrin_Torrin: 3
Blaze_Tiger: I'm going to assist you, I've got a good bonus with the tiger.
Orrin_Torrin: At least, I assume it's doing stabbing.
Igfig: yeah, double rapier power
Igfig: the rapiers are actually permanently part of its limbs
Varrus: thats awesome
Varrus: WAIT NO DONT LET THOSE STAB YOU
Igfig: it's like if wolverine had just one big claw on each hand
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah I googled it after you said that, that thing is boss as fuck.
Varrus: if he is touching us when we teleport
Varrus: hes coming with us
Orrin_Torrin: I'll move.
Varrus: alright
Blaze_Tiger: He removed the rapier probablly, no worries.
Igfig: yeah, you're not even bloodied so it's not /really/ a phyiscal hit
Varrus: what a wimp
Varrus: get on orrins level
frosty_the_boatman: if you take that thing with you back to the boat and it interrupts my movie i'll be pissed
Orrin_Torrin: Including the punch from Varis, I have taken 10 damage.
Orrin_Torrin: I think we got it.
Varrus: yup
Varrus: we all ready to teleport
Igfig: I think you're all clear
Varrus: in that case
Igfig: let's blow this thing and go home
Blaze_Tiger: And I have a tiger health bugger.
Varrus: we all grab a fist full of furry tiger tail
Blaze_Tiger: buffer*
Varrus: and varrus begins chanting
Orrin_Torrin: I want to try to shove it off.
Orrin_Torrin: First.
Orrin_Torrin: Just for fun.
Igfig: sure
Varrus: go ahead
Orrin_Torrin: UNARMED ATTACK ROLL.
Orrin_Torrin: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 1d20+6: [2] = 8
Varrus: ahaha
Varrus: fuck you
Orrin_Torrin: Damn.
Blaze_Tiger: Wait, do you have a fate point still?
Orrin_Torrin: nope.
Varrus: nope
Igfig: Luckily you miss it entirely
Varrus: we are drained
Blaze_Tiger: Darn, cause that would totally be a story to sell.
Varrus: so varus is chanting
Varrus: you can see his veinslight up an arcane blue 
Orrin_Torrin: Orrin struggles feebly with the thing, and then shouts "Ah, forget it. And just jumps backward."
Igfig: and do not, say, get a hand on it but fail to push
Orrin_Torrin: If that gets him an OA, so be it.
Varrus: and the energy travels down his arms into his hands and shock you slightly as you feel the magic travel into you
Igfig: whatevs, you're fine
Varrus: he is sweating
Varrus: knees weak
Varrus: arms spaghetti
Orrin_Torrin: Mom's spaghetti.
Varrus: nah
Varrus: arms
Varrus: anyways
Orrin_Torrin: MOM'S./
Varrus: a black portal appears around us
Orrin_Torrin: Metal.
Varrus: and for a millisecond it is horrifically squished
Orrin_Torrin: Orrin cheekily waves goodbye to the nimblewright.
Varrus: and we appear right on the boat
Varrus: and varrus just collapses unconcious
Igfig: uh, not wuite
Igfig: Dimension Door has a range of 500 feet
Varrus: oh right
Varrus: yeah
Igfig: you appear in an alleyway or something
Varrus: we appear back where we mugged the maids
Orrin_Torrin: Just get us outside, and we'll call Ben.
Varrus: because i need memory of the location
Igfig: and varrus collapses unconscious
Blaze_Tiger: We're somewhere in town between the now burning building and the ship.
Varrus: do i need to make a death throw
frosty_the_boatman: ben is watching his movie
Orrin_Torrin: Oh damn, he's the one who can call Ben.
Blaze_Tiger: Nah I don't think so.
Varrus: oh
Varrus: hey
Varrus: im the only one who can cast mesasge
Varrus: so we need to walk back to the hill
Varrus: someone carry my corpse
Igfig: haha
frosty_the_boatman: hehehe
Orrin_Torrin: Are you reduced to 0 hp or is it more like sleep?
Blaze_Tiger: I'm a tiger, we can just sit you on top of me.
Varrus: 0 hp
Igfig: and please do make a con save, Varrus
frosty_the_boatman: the show goes on
Orrin_Torrin: Not suspicious at all.
Varrus: 1d20
Fortuna: Varrus, 1d20: [12] = 12
Blaze_Tiger: Does dimensional door cost hp?
Orrin_Torrin: Bravo.
Igfig: Okay, you're all right. Unconscious but stable.
Varrus: no it doesnt
Varrus: but it can only take one person
frosty_the_boatman: can i cast a freepoint on Blaze_Tiger 
Igfig: Varrus kind of overdid it
Varrus: so frankly it should have killed me to teleport all of us
Blaze_Tiger: Alrighty.
Blaze_Tiger: Oh, ah I sorta see.
Igfig: normally that spell only targets you and one other purpose
Igfig: Varrus did something really dangerous to get you all out together
Varrus: :')
Orrin_Torrin: What a hero.
Varrus: tell that story orrin
Orrin_Torrin: Oh I will.
Varrus: though im sure he would focus on the part where i was dressed as a sexy elf maid during it
Orrin_Torrin: That story is paying for beer in the next town.
Varrus: lets end here
Varrus: since its 12 30
Igfig: and now you all get to walk back to the ship carrying a heavy corpse and a heavy safe
Igfig: Yes, let's
Varrus: excellent session
Igfig: Good game today everyone
Blaze_Tiger: A dwarf and a tiger carry an unconscious elf and a safe through town.
Blaze_Tiger: There is no punchline.
Orrin_Torrin: My ability to be stabbed two times without incident was clearly the turning point.
Igfig: next time we'll have more for frosty to do, I promise
Varrus: igfig when varrus wakes up heis going to stary working on converting that anti grav spell into a real spell that he can use
Varrus: since he finds it very useful
Igfig: cool, I like your style
Varrus: maybe a signature spell
Varrus: of some sort
Igfig: yeah, for sure
Varrus quit.
Blaze_Tiger: I'm wondering of Arryn will be upset about the fact that we burned that place down.
Blaze_Tiger: Or, I burned that place down.
Igfig: Probably
Orrin_Torrin: Just tell her it was an accident.
Orrin_Torrin: She wasn't there.
frosty_the_boatman: did she make it back yet?
Blaze_Tiger: She'll probably make it back when we do.
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah, if D'Cannith doesn't know already, it can't be too long before he finds out.
Igfig: I guess after a while she messages Orrin and asks if you're all done yet
Blaze_Tiger: The fact that that place is on fire will probably be pretty obvious after not too long.
Blaze_Tiger: I don't know how many 3 story buildings are in that town, but I'm guessing none quite like that one.
Igfig: Eh, there are a fair number
Igfig: remember, 1920s-30s is the target time period
Orrin_Torrin: Actually we should open the safe.
Orrin_Torrin: Seeing as we never actually did.
Orrin_Torrin: That.
Igfig: You can do that next time
Orrin_Torrin: Oh okay.
Orrin_Torrin: I tell her to come on back then.
Igfig: She does so
Blaze_Tiger: Yar, yar I suppose, the main point being is she'd probably see the fire during her time on the rooftops and wonder what the hell.
Igfig: she has been sitting on a roof for some time watching things she would have preferred not to
Igfig: yes, there's that too
Igfig: her original message was mildly sarcastic, I'll leave it to you to fill in the details
Igfig: because I think I am ready for the beddy
Igfig: spaghetti
Blaze_Tiger: Night nighty.
Igfig: good night all
Igfig quit.