Igfig: "Please. No more death today. This one is misguided, but he does not deserve to die."
frosty_the_boatman: "pretty bossy tho"
Blaze: "Sorry, I tend to get a little carried away, with fire.  Did I mention your garden was really nice?  Not sure if you heard that earlier."
Varus: COMPEL
Varus: to burn the garden
Orrin_Torrin: "Can you get him to stop attack us? I'd rather not hit him again, but if he hits my friends one more time I'll pound him flat."
Orrin_Torrin: attacking*
Varus: wait
Varus: there isnt a garden
Varus: :I
Blaze: (the garden was back at his place with the dead king)
Igfig: "I. Thank you. Yes, It has been my favorite source of serenity. I was sad to have to leave it behind again."
Varus: oh yeah
Varus: i just 
Varus: like compelling people
Igfig: "We will have to conceal this one though. The Lord of Blades must not hear of this while you are still here."
frosty_the_boatman: "so anyway, swordhand, about our plan to kill all fleshbags, can i get back to you on that"
Varus: can we
Igfig: he can't hear you
Varus: wipe the dudes mind somehow
frosty_the_boatman: :/
Varus: so he doesnt remember he hates mortals
Varus: i mean
Orrin_Torrin: I doubt it.
Varus: humans
frosty_the_boatman: no he is my partner
Igfig: "Not likely. The Lord of Blades has instilled those values deep in this warforged's mind."
Varus: dang
Varus: "wait, is this not the lord of blades?"
Varus: werent we fighting the lord of blades
Blaze: This guy must be the Duke of Knives.
Igfig: "What. No. This is. I do not know who this is. He is not one of the Lord of Blades' sergeants. Merely one of his Juggernauts, I think."
Varus: "Fuck"
Orrin_Torrin: The Prince of Paring.
Blaze: The Admiral of Axes.
frosty_the_boatman: so there is still chance for a partnership
Blaze: The Colonel of Cutlery.
Igfig: "Did you think. Did you think the Lord of Blades was this small. Had this few followers."
frosty_the_boatman: general of jabbing
Orrin_Torrin: The Regent of Ranseurs.
Blaze: "We don't travel the Mournlands frequently.
Blaze: "
Orrin_Torrin: Vizier of Vivisection.
Igfig: "Let me show you something."
Blaze: The Shogun of Shredding.
Varus: "Not to mention the legends aren't exactly clear on his numbers"
Orrin_Torrin: Honestly, I think Yin already won with Colonel of Cutler.
Orrin_Torrin: Cutlery*
Igfig: He goes to walk down another side canyon.
Igfig: "Come"
Varus: yeah
Igfig: the sides of the canyon arch overhead, becoming a tunnel
Orrin_Torrin: I guess we follow him.
Varus: colonel of cultery was the winner
frosty_the_boatman: sarge of swords
Igfig: the tunnel leads down
Igfig: and then, suddenly, it opens up 
Blaze: "Shouldn't we disguise or is the trip longer?"
frosty_the_boatman: knight of knives
Igfig: a great cavern, walls and ceilings of glass, hazy shafts of light filtering down from above
frosty_the_boatman: much better than duke imho
Igfig: and inside
Orrin_Torrin: Is Fartfignuggen.
Blaze: Yeah, that duke one was before the not enough words for alliteration really got rolling.
Orrin_Torrin: I mean Lord of Blades is not alliterative, either.
Orrin_Torrin: We just kind of started doing that.
frosty_the_boatman: baron of blade
frosty_the_boatman: s
Igfig: it must be a good middling-sized town, floating in the middle of another, somewhat larger town
Orrin_Torrin: SCENE
Varus: neato
Varus: we're getting kinda off track
Igfig: and by floating, I mean
Igfig: http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090108212855/eberron/images/e/e6/Argonth.jpg
Varus: who are we going to to find out who killed the king again>?
Orrin_Torrin: That's badass!
Orrin_Torrin: Presumably, Chain is going to tell us once we sort out this mess. He said he'd take us to his ally who knew more.
Varus: but
Varus: oohh and that was the lord of blades
Varus: right
Varus: okay
frosty_the_boatman: just enjoy the float city
Igfig: "The Lord of Blades is there. His followers surround him in the tens of thousands. Welcome to Mobile Fortress Chydris."
Igfig: And SCENE
Varus: dang
Varus: DANG
Varus: well 
Varus: we might have to take care of this guy eventually
Varus: so lets tally
Varus: we need to 
Varus: prevent a world ending war
Varus: stop the constructs from making a new god
Varus: and stop the colonel of cutlery from waging war and slaughtering all fleshy beings
Blaze: Maybe.
Blaze: I don't know if they leave the Mournlands much.
Igfig: wait, do any of you besides Varus actually have a problem with the Becoming God
frosty_the_boatman: no
frosty_the_boatman: i want to help, really
Blaze: I don't think so?  Blaze doesn't care much about divine stuff, not his deal.
Varus: well i just think it wouldnt be a good idea and could spawn ANOTHER war over the religion if they suddenly introduced another god
frosty_the_boatman: Varus is just being controlling
Varus: yeah
Igfig: I mean, I think it's great if you guys disagree on this
Orrin_Torrin: I mean it's fair to say so, but I feel like they have as much right as anybody to worship as they see fit.
Igfig: I'm not going to say who's right or wrong, if any
Orrin_Torrin: Especially in Eberron, where religion is far less active than other settings.
Varus: I'd agree but bringing a real living god physically into the world
Varus: that aint good
Orrin_Torrin: Why not?
frosty_the_boatman: says you
Varus: ppeople would rebel
Varus: wouldnt it get in the way of the dragon prophecy thing?
Blaze: It might fulfill part of the prophecy for all we know.
Igfig: that's a great question
Orrin_Torrin: Probably not. As long as the Godforged don't attack anybody afterward, I don't know how they'd even know.
Varus: i cant imagine a god coming into being being a minor event
Orrin_Torrin: I didn't say it'd be a minor event.
Varus: people with spies
Varus: connections
Orrin_Torrin: I just don't know why it'd cause a war.
Varus: theyd find out
Varus: word would spread
Varus: because itd go against the established religion
Orrin_Torrin: And even if it does, that's still basically saying you should prevent them from establishing their own religion because other people might get mad.
Igfig: there are a lot of established religions
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah there are a TON of existing religions.
frosty_the_boatman: ^
Varus: well
Varus: exactly
Varus: see
Varus: but theyd all be gone against with the birth of some new god
Orrin_Torrin: So why would one new one that only the warforged follow make a difference?
Orrin_Torrin: The existing religions aren't at war.
frosty_the_boatman: i might even convert if i helped make it
Igfig: you guys might want to check out a book called The Adventurer's Guide to Eberron
Orrin_Torrin: Everybody coexists.
Varus: that might help yar
Varus: i say we read that before we think about what to do about them making a god
Varus: help, prevent, or do nothing
Orrin_Torrin: I mean I read all the religion stuff when I was picking my own god.
Igfig: it's a good, spoiler-free introduction to the setting for players 
Blaze: Get some lore down, I've read some books that were in the Eberron setting, the Heirs of Ash trilogy, though I haven't finished them actually.
Blaze: That showcased some fun stuff though, like the boneyard near the Talenta plains whose name I forget, that shrieking chasm that is probably full of demons, the city of necromancers with walls made of bones.
frosty_the_boatman: so yeah, i think helping people to make a god is as good a way to spend my war time as any, really
Igfig: I'm not sure what's in the novels, but I'd caution against reading any more before the end of this campaign
Igfig: because there are some things that are pretty easy to learn that would be big spoilers for this story
frosty_the_boatman: Varus is just a lame fuddy-duddy
Blaze: I wouldn't worry too much, I got those years ago and I don't remember if I finished the second book, yar.
Varus quit.
Blaze: He fuddy-duddied out.
Igfig: Well, how about on that note, we bid Fortuna goodbye and retire back to Skype
Orrin_Torrin: Good night, Fortuna.
Igfig: Goodnight Fortuna
Blaze: Hurrah for fun times.
Blaze: Night Fortuna.
Orrin_Torrin: BYE FORTUNA
Igfig: huh, does she not respond to goodnight?
Orrin_Torrin: SAY SOMETHING FORTUNA
frosty_the_boatman: peace out, Fortuna 
Orrin_Torrin: Fortuna plz
Igfig: NOTE respond to goodnight, bye, etc
Fortuna: Noted.
Orrin_Torrin: I feel like she used to.
Orrin_Torrin: Hello Fortuna.
Fortuna: Good evening.
Blaze: Thanks fortuna.
Fortuna: You're welcome.
Igfig: don't worry fortuna we still love you
Fortuna blushes.
frosty_the_boatman: good night Fortuna