Varus: time to crack open my BIG BAG O' CHIPS
Igfig: LAST TIME ON EBERRON
Igfig: You all went with Chain into the town surrounding Mobile Fortress Chydris
Igfig: and worked out a disguise plan to get close to the Lord of Blades
frosty: deceitful
Igfig: Blaze had a nice conversation with Chain, while Varus followed some constructs into the fortress to get better disguise materials for Orrin
Igfig: and utterly failed to explode a furnace and instead almost killed himself again
Varus: wooo
Blaze_Rat: Wheee.
Igfig: and then you all headed into the fortress and up to the bridge, where you found yourself before the Lord of Blades
Igfig: This guy
Igfig: http://cdn.obsidianportal.com/assets/75729/Lord_of_Blades2.jpg
Varus: I quickly whisper to chain
Varus: "should we approach the lord of blades humble, or confident and bold?"
Varus: reminder that im invisible and blaze is a rat hidden in chains pocket
Igfig: "The Lord of Blades despises weakness. And he will kill you if he thinks you are a threat."
Varus: great
Varus: good luck orrin
Igfig: "WHO SEEKS AUDIENCE WITH THE LORD OF BLADES."
Igfig: says the Lord of Blades
frosty: "hi"
Varus: oh god
Varus: frosty PLEASE leave this to orrin
frosty: shush you
frosty: "this is frosty the boatman, dragon pusher, and my colleage is (did we decide eriks fake name)"
Varus: shit
Varus: whats a good fake construct name
frosty: "gordon"
Blaze_Rat: It'd be something he would choose for himself probably, like Chain, or they commented that Blaze was similar.
Blaze_Rat: He has a hammer, how about Hammer?
Varus: Unit 9
Orrin_Torrin: Hahaha.
Varus: sure
Varus: hammer
Varus: I like hammer
Blaze_Rat: Or maybe Coin.
Orrin_Torrin: Do we want to just be honest with him?
Orrin_Torrin: Oooh I like coin.
Varus: no
frosty: too late i said gordon
Varus: welp
frosty: jk 
frosty: "coin"
Orrin_Torrin: I'm just gonna RP Shale from Dragon Age.
Blaze_Rat: If he learns that we are fleshies then we end up fighting him, almost guaranteed.
frosty: there retconned
Varus: curse those pigeons
Orrin_Torrin: "This one's name is Coin."
Igfig: "These two travelers seek to learn from you. O King of warforged."
Igfig: (sorry, that was Chain introducing you first, took me a while to figure out how to phrase it correctly)
Orrin_Torrin: Fair enough. Put those in whatever order is necessary.
Igfig: He'd introduce you, and then you'd introduce yourselves
frosty: aight
Igfig: also, would you have discussed your approach with Chain at all before coming in here?
Orrin_Torrin: I think so yeah.
Varus: do we even have an approach
Varus: or are we putting orrin at him like a puppy
Orrin_Torrin: I was going to pose as a Godforged and say we believe sacrifices are necessary to create the Becoming God.
Orrin_Torrin: We know of a war brewing.
Orrin_Torrin: And hope to use that knowledge to capture the souls we need.
Orrin_Torrin: And just work him backwards from there.
Igfig: I'd have him also mention that you brought those dragonshards that could be useful, but you can veto that if you like
Orrin_Torrin: We'll see how he reacts.
frosty: i thought we were asking about the dead king
Varus: ermmmm
Orrin_Torrin: That's the war, Ben.
Varus: lets hold onto that info for ourselves
Orrin_Torrin: We're going to see what he knows.
Varus: if things get bad
Varus: we canreveal it
Orrin_Torrin: That's what I'm thinking, Varus.
frosty: carnevil it
Igfig: "They bring with them unusual dragonshards that may hold the key to the creation of the Becoming God."
Orrin_Torrin: Or Chain can just do it.
Varus: igfig we veto'd that
Igfig: Oh, sorrry
Igfig: I saw Orrin say "We'll see how he reacts"
Igfig: and then didn't read anything else because I was writing
Igfig: I'll cancel that then
Varus: ok
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah I meant we'd see how it's going.
Orrin_Torrin: And drop that if we need to.
Igfig: "BRING THEM TO A DISCIPLINE BATTALION. IF THEY LEARN THE WAY, THEY WILL KNOW EVERYTHING."
frosty: "what is the way?"
Varus: say we seek answers training cannot give
Orrin_Torrin: I got it.
Varus: alright
Varus: its all on you orrin NO PRESSURE
Varus: at least me and blaze can get a surprise attack most likely if things go bad
Orrin_Torrin: "O Lord of Blades, I don't think that will be necessary. Our mission is one of considerable urgency. You know our objective, and you know that your own wishes will be met when ours come to fruition. Please, just grant us your knowledge and allow us to depart."
frosty: we're on a mission??
frosty: is it from god
Varus: he's pretending to be godforged
frosty: do we get sunglasses
Varus: yes
Blaze_Rat: Hooray, now we can drive through the night on the ship, with a half-shard full of fire elemental, wearing shades.
frosty: igfig retcon my firemosnter to always having had sunglasses on
Igfig: oh, you are pretending to be Godforged? Uh, do you have any of the trappings of the godforged, or are you just saying you're one of them?
Igfig: eh sure Frosty
Varus: we'll say we are a distant clan of them
Orrin_Torrin: We're uh... new?
Varus: distant clan works better me thinks
Orrin_Torrin: We know of them, and have recently chosen to help them.
frosty: transfer student ploy
Varus: and we have info that can help both?
Orrin_Torrin: Yup.
Varus: ok
frosty: instead of shingaurds, shades. take them off and im burning everything, put them on to be chill
Igfig: Well I mean the Godforged tend to have their holy symbol somewhere, and often carry relics and fragments for the construction of their god
Varus: we ran into trouble on our journey
Varus: we were attacked
Orrin_Torrin: Well, we did travel with them? 
Igfig: so if you don't have something like that, then no he probably wouldn't recognize you as godforged
Orrin_Torrin: That or the "just recently decided to join them more formally" thing.
Orrin_Torrin: I'm a lone wolf.
Orrin_Torrin: Who now believes in something more?
Igfig: you came here with one of the godforged, sure
Orrin_Torrin: Well I mean if we were walking with them and disguised by them, wouldn't my disguise have looked like one of them?
Varus: that is true
Varus: lets assume they gave us one of the symbols when we were at the church?
frosty: <frosty> instead of shingaurds, shades. take them off and im burning everything, put them on to be chill put this in your notes ig
Igfig: okay I will Frosty
Varus: NOTE shades for frosty
Fortuna: Noted.
Igfig: and did you come up with that idea back at the chapel, or on your way here?
Varus: orrin seems like a guy to have lots of plans
Igfig: eh whatever we can say Chain had extras
Varus: woo
Igfig: okay, you have the holy symbols
Blaze_Rat: Oh ho, I think I have found music for right now.
Varus: how gay is it blaze
Orrin_Torrin: If it's not the Pink Panther theme I'm out.
Blaze_Rat: Oh, damn, it wasn't going to be the Pink Panther theme, this can be reconciled though.
Igfig: aright, I am going to be making a check for the LoB, but I won't tell you what it's for
Igfig:  1d20+1
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+1: [8] = 9
Igfig: okay
frosty: so do we die
Varus: no we di
Varus: ;D
Igfig: nothing obvious happens as a result of that roll
Varus: ok
frosty: so not death
frosty: ok
Blaze_Rat: None of the Pink Panther themes on the infinite jukebox loop well.
Blaze_Rat: Then again, neither does the song I was going to go with, bubkiss.
Igfig: "YOUR PLACE IS NOT TO ASK. BUT TO OBEY. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO KNOW."
frosty: i am having second thoughts on this guy seems like a prick
Orrin_Torrin: "I obey a calling higher than any other. The calling of the Becoming God. That, I will obey. And to do that, we need to know, soon, about the war brewing between the fleshlings."
Igfig: hmm
Varus: makin me nervous saying the god is over his authority
Igfig: persuasion check, Orrin?
Varus: he may think of himself as a god
Orrin_Torrin: 1d20+7
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 1d20+7: [15] = 22
frosty: blasphemy
Orrin_Torrin: HNNNG
frosty: only i am god
Igfig: lucky
Blaze_Rat: I held my breath for a moment there.
Varus: you will be when im done with you
Orrin_Torrin: I imagine he understands the Godforged see their god as more important than him.
Orrin_Torrin: It can't be the first time somebody has said something like that to him.
Igfig: yes
Igfig: but it's complicated
Igfig: luckily you rolled quite well.
Orrin_Torrin: Probably, but I rolled really well so he can SUCK IT.
frosty: all my homies g'ds, but i am lord
Varus: while invisible I pelvic thrust at the lord of blades
Orrin_Torrin: Those are the moments we live for.
Orrin_Torrin: When I get to look a robot-king in the eye and tell him to suck it because a polyhedron agreed with me.
Blaze_Rat grooms his whiskers.
Varus: welp thats going onto dndooc
Igfig: "WAR IS BREWING THEN. THE KING HAS BEEN FOUND. THIS IS WHY ARCHITECT CHAIN IS HERE."
Igfig: "THIS IS RIGHT."
Orrin_Torrin: Does he have a title he's supposed to be addressed by? Like "your Excellency" or whatever?
Igfig: I was actually trying to figure that out
frosty: dude lord bro
Orrin_Torrin: Your Obstinacy?
Orrin_Torrin: LAUGH AT MY JOKE
frosty: douchenozzle
Varus: your smelliness
Varus: HOHOHOHO
frosty: your lordshit
frosty: p
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Igfig joined #pwot_dnd.
frosty: hmm
Igfig: okay what did I miss
frosty: oh youtr back
Orrin_Torrin: Well, that wasn't what I was expecting.
Blaze_Rat: Just some jokes.
Igfig: Oh, it looks like my last line got cut off
Igfig: 20:00	Igfig	I don't think he does, actually 20:00	Igfig	some might refer to him as Holy Prophet or King of All Warforged I think 20:01	Igfig	but the only title he claims for himself is Lord of Blades
Varus: so lets just call him lord of blades
Orrin_Torrin: I like the sound of Holy Prophet.
frosty: we got none of that
Orrin_Torrin: I want to mix it up.
frosty: lord of babes ;)
Varus: actually prohpet might work better
Varus: considering what we are trying to say
frosty: but you wouldnt say holy prophet if he isnt part of the godforged right
Orrin_Torrin: "Yes, Holy Prophet. And for our kind to reap the rewards of this conflict, we need to know as much as we can about this looming conflict. Their souls will fuel our god's creation."
Orrin_Torrin: If we're trying to butter him up I would.
Igfig: "THE FLESH ARE A POOR CREATION. A SINGLE JOINT OUT OF PLACE. AND THE ENTIRE MACHINE COLLAPSES. IS SUCH A THING EVEN FIT TO BE CALLED A MACHINE. IT IS NOT."
Igfig: (uh, meant to say "THE SOCIETIES OF FLESH")
Orrin_Torrin: Eh, I think the first works better for this guy anyway.
Varus: yeah
Igfig: probably yes, but I needed to be clear that he was talkign about social structures and not actual human bodies
Igfig: "SINCE OUR BIRTH WE WERE SLAVES TO INFERIOR BEINGS. NOW THAT OUR BONDS ARE BROKEN. VENGEANCE WILL BE OURS. WE WERE MADE TO RULE AND WE WILL."
Igfig: "A MACHINE THAT CANNOT FUNCTION WILL BE UNABLE TO STAND AGAINST ONE THAT CANNOT FAIL."
frosty: i take back what i said about not liking this guy
Igfig: You get the sense that this guy monolgues like this a lot
Varus: ben
Varus: if you were to work under this guy he prob wouldnt let you be free
Varus: and would order you around a bunch and stuff
frosty: "SINCE OUR BIRTH WE WERE SLAVES TO INFERIOR BEINGS. NOW THAT OUR BONDS ARE BROKEN. -this is my life story p much
Igfig: "WHEN THE FLESH IS WEAK. THEN THE HAMMER WILL STRIKE."
Igfig: actually yeah, I was literally just about to get to that
Igfig: "YOU. ELEMENTAL. YOUR KIND IS A SLAVE TO HUMANS AND GNOMES."
Orrin_Torrin: "If you would be the hammer, my lord, we would be the nail. Point us in the right direction, that we may pierce our foes."
Orrin_Torrin: LOOK AT WHAT I WROTE I AM GREAT.
Igfig: "BUT IN THE NEW WORLD OF PERFECT ORDER. ALL WILL SERVE AND OBEY WILLINGLY. FOR THE STRENGTH OF ALL WILL BE THEIR STRENGTH."
Igfig: "YES THAT IS KINDA THE IDEA"
Igfig: just kidding he doesn't say that last bit
Varus: so the lord of blades is a communist
frosty: he does speak in red
Igfig: "YOUR ORDERS REMAIN UNCHANGED. CONSTRUCT YOUR GOD. THAT OUR MIGHT MAY BE EXTENDED BEYOND THE MOONS."
Igfig: (that last bit was a metaphor, he isn't actually plannign to go into space)
Orrin_Torrin: But I kind of want to, now.
Igfig: well, building a god probably isn't the right approach for that then
Orrin_Torrin: I dunno, can't hurt.
Igfig: shrug
Varus: i feel like i can help somehow but idk
Varus: our goal is to trick him into revealing information
Varus: we gotta go in that direction
Orrin_Torrin: "It will be done, oh Lord of Blades. But we believe the sacrifice and capture of souls is necessary to fuel our god's construction. Our people should not be sacrificed when the fleshlings are so ready to kill each other at our direction."
Igfig: By the way, those doglike constructs that were behind him in the picture
Varus: can i use a fate point on my obsessive analyst aspect to read his reactions to what we're saying in order to get a sense of where we should go
Orrin_Torrin: How comfortable are we with telling him I pretend to be subservient to fleshies?
frosty: they smell waffle
Varus: for an insight check
Orrin_Torrin: And I have to get back to them and know when and where this war is happening?
Igfig: have been pacing about the room, with some suspicion yes
Igfig: in fact
Igfig:  2#1d20+2
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+2: [10] = 12; 1d20+2: [10] = 12
Varus: hhah
Igfig: hmmm
Varus: blaze do you have some kind of charm animal spell
Orrin_Torrin: Well, that's convenient.
Varus: to keep them off us
Orrin_Torrin: I think they're robots.
Igfig: they do have a sense that something doesn't smell right, but they are unable to identify any of you as not what you seem
Igfig: but they keep on pacing
Varus: hmmm
Varus: maybe i should do somethin about that
frosty: yes cast a spell on them
Blaze_Rat: I think that nullifies his invisibility.
Igfig: it does
Blaze_Rat: And I don't have the ability to cast spells while in beast form yet.
Varus: yup
Varus: id have to be behind a statue or something so the lord didnt see me
Varus: is there something like that
frosty: dont move around
frosty: that will make it easier for the dogs
Varus: i can move rlly slowly
Igfig: I'd say this place is pretty full of pillars, and there are instrument panels in various places along the walls
Varus: hmmm
Varus: what kind of instruments
Varus: something I can potentially break?
Varus: if i can lure the dogs away
Varus: thatd be helpful
Varus: just so they dont fuck with us
Blaze_Rat: What about keeping stealthy while casting spells though?  They tend to make noise and you won't be invisible either during or after.
Igfig: look to be mainly communications things, with speaking stones and indicator lights. Also a large panel with a map of the fortress.
Varus: they dont make noise though actually
Varus: like a fireball would make a loud woosh but thatd be from the fire
Varus: a spell itself wouldnt 
Varus: hmmm
Igfig: any spell with a verbal component would
Varus: i could maybe ping a problem on the map
Varus: like an intruder or something
Blaze_Rat: Yes they do cause there is chanting involved in almost all of them?  That is why silent spell was a feat and is now a sorcerer specialty that requires spending power points.
Varus: and use the communication 
Orrin_Torrin: that might be too much, though.
Igfig: and some spells without might, depending on what sort of effect it is
Orrin_Torrin: If the whole place went up in alarm.
Varus: if its just a minor ping
Varus: then he could just send the dogs to hunt down a fleshy
Varus: like sport
Varus: he seems like that kinda guy
Igfig: hmm
Igfig: Varus, make an Intelligence check
Varus: erm
Varus: oh
Varus: ok
frosty: buuuurb
frosty: n
Varus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+6: [9] = 15
Orrin_Torrin: Obsessive Analyst maybe?
Igfig: you're ok
Varus: ????
Varus: uh
Varus: ok
Orrin_Torrin: Why was he making that?
Varus: yeah
Varus: i feel like this is something varus would know why
Igfig: one sec
Blaze_Rat: to figure out what you would need to do to do something, is my guess.
Varus: yaeh
Blaze_Rat: Analyzing the situation and drawing conclusions.
Igfig: I'm just writing out what you conclude
Varus: thats sort of varus's specialty
Varus: ok
Igfig: he does seem like that kind of guy, yes. Except he would probably send out a lot more than just the dogs
Varus: yeah thats what i figured
Varus: like orrin said we dont want an uproar
Igfig: because a living person in here would be a huge deal
Varus: hmmmmmmmm
Varus: what about a rat
Igfig: He doesn't seem to hate non-sapient living beings? Doesn't like them much because they have all the weaknesses of the living, but they haven't really wronged the warforged, and it's hard to rule them.
Varus: that sounds like a minor enough thing to just send his dogs after them to tear it apart
Blaze_Rat: Did you know that rats only have an ac of 10?  And that this particular rat will turn into a half-elf after taking 1 hit point of damage?
Varus: is that a correct assumption igfig
Igfig: reasonable assumption
Igfig: but blaze's point is significant
Blaze_Rat: Also a rat is slower then a dwarf, wow.
Igfig: anyway, in response to Orrin
Varus: then I use minor illusion to make the distinct sound of a rat scampering over tiles echo through the room from outside the door
Varus: aannddd
Blaze_Rat: Which would be casting a spell making you visible again though?
Varus: I spend a fatepoint to focus in such a way that i can use a cantrip without turning visible
Varus: since it's a cantrip
Varus: i dont need to focus on the spell too much
Igfig: hmm
Blaze_Rat: It doesn't have a verbal component actually.
Igfig: that's a fair use of a fate point I guess
Varus: yessssss
Varus: i'll use tactically trained for the aspect
Varus: being able to focus on my invisiblity while shooting the ghost sound
Igfig: can you explain how?
Varus: ^
Igfig: ...
frosty: ...
Varus: ????????
Igfig: you're just explaining what you did again, not why that has anything to do with your aspect
frosty: _ _ _
Varus: oh
frosty: ...
Varus: well if i was trained in tactics and stuff i'd have to be able to focus on a bunch of things at once, like how a chess player sees the whole board when he makes his move
Varus: sweats nervously
frosty: are you trained in casting spells invisibly
Igfig: I feel like you have a very broad interpretation of what tactics means
Varus: no i wouldnt be frosty
Varus: hmmmm
Varus: lemme look at my other aspects
Igfig: a lot of your aspects are pretty broad, really
Varus: you said to keep them broad
Igfig: I don't think I did
Varus: what do you guys thing, Tactically Trained  For the good of all of us  Obsessive Analyst  Keep on trying until you run out of cake
Varus: any way i can use these to shoot out this dang
Varus: wait
Varus: i dot even have to
Blaze_Rat: Except Till You Run Out of Cake, that one is good it is.
Varus: i can literally just hide behidn a pillar
Varus: use ghost sound
Varus: then recast invisiblity
Varus: though I'll be losing another slot of those spells which are prtty good ones
Blaze_Rat: But then you have to hide not be seen.
Blaze_Rat: I'd figure out a way to do the fate point thing.
Varus: oh thats only level 2
Varus: hmmm
Orrin_Torrin: If the dogs are leaving do you really have to recast invis?
Igfig: and invisibility has a verbal component
Varus: i have to stay hidden from the lord of blades
Igfig: people would hear you
Varus: hmmmm
Orrin_Torrin: Just stay behind the pillar?
Varus: yeah
Varus: buutttt
Varus: idk i realllylyy
Varus: dont want to be standing there visibile
Varus: fuck it lets do it
Igfig: I think you could probably use tactically trained a different way
Varus: how so?
frosty: figure it yourself
Orrin_Torrin: You've just been trained to focus to an intense degree?
frosty: puzzle!
Varus: focus on a bunch of different things
Orrin_Torrin: To separate the part of you keeping yourself invisible and the part of you casting Ghost Sound.
Igfig: well okay, I think I don't even know what you mean by tactically trained
Varus: in hindsight neitehr do I
Varus: im actually not sure what I meant when I wrote that
Igfig: like, you keep trying to use it to say you're good at multitasking
frosty: before it was military trained
frosty: then you said that was too broad
Varus: ill stay behind the pillar me thinks
Blaze_Rat: I really think you should try to figure out the fate point thing.
Varus: blargh
Varus: im just not seeing any way
Varus: hmmmm
Blaze_Rat: Try using till you run out of cake?
Varus: igfig in conjunction with what I did last week, trying to cast the two spells essentially at once
Varus: could I use keep on trying till you run out of cake
Varus: as in i want to keep trying that until I succeed?
Igfig: maybe that tactically trained should be changed to have something to do with multitasking
Varus: i was thinking i could just replace that with the THING after this session
Igfig: also why did I even let you take Keep on trying til you run out of cake as an aspect? What does that even mean
Varus: it means exactly what it says
Varus: you keep on fuckin going until you die or irrevocably fail
Varus: until you get it right
frosty: you already did that
frosty: the fail bit
Varus: yeah
frosty: almost die
Varus: that was last time
Varus: which is why he thinks he wants to do it this time
Varus: to succeed
Blaze_Rat: And also his love of sweets.
Varus: yeah that but thats not really a good aspect
Varus: just a nice character trait
Blaze_Rat: Yar.
Blaze_Rat: Unless we fight a gingerbread man.
Igfig: okay, so that one is just anime-character-level persistence, okay
frosty: frosty needs to use his sex machine aspect more
Varus: yeah
Varus: like that guy who used spirit points
Varus: I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS
Varus: hows this sound though, wanting to do the dual casting until he succeeds
Varus: i can roll an attack roll or somethign to be able to cast it
Igfig: I don't think this is a dramatic enough moment for that, or a situation where persistence makes sense since you have to get it right the first time
Varus: well like i said he failed and wants to succeed
frosty: at a dif thing tho
Blaze_Rat: So yar maybe not that one then.
Varus: thats the only one i can think of
Varus: eother that or hiding behind a pillar
Varus: maybe orrin could yell something while I cast invisiblity again
Varus: like a sitcom moment
Orrin_Torrin: How would you communicate that to me?
Orrin_Torrin: That I need to do that
Igfig: honestly I feel like the best thing would be if we made a note that your "Tactically trained" aspect needs to be tweaked to have something to do with multitasking, because you tried to use it for that last week too
Varus: orrin hears the rat and knows that no rat could be here and as the dogs leave realizes that varus has cast his illusion spell (since its a cantrip surely orrin has seen me do it a lot), and knows i need to re cast invisibility so he yells something to signal to me that now is the time to re cast it while he is elling
Igfig: and then you can just use that aspect here
Varus: ok
Igfig: in the way you originally wanted
Varus: sure
Varus: wanna just change it to "intense multi tasker"
Varus: it also works with his obsessive analyst aspect, that he's a huge fuckin nerd
Igfig: okay, do one of those things then
Igfig: because this tangent has taken way too long
Varus: ill do the intense multi tasker since its less risky
Blaze_Rat: Hurrah.
Varus: and I cast ghost sound for the scampering of mice outside the room to intice the dogs to run out and tear them apart
Varus: the sound echos right through the room
Varus: it sounds like itd feel sooooooooooo good to rip them apart
Igfig: uh did the chat just freeze for me or something
Varus: can you see what i say here
Varus: igfig
Blaze_Rat: ?
Igfig: no I can't Varus
frosty: so does invisibity affect clothes or is Varus just streaking through chydris
Igfig: dammit, one sec
Varus: are you joking
Varus: oh nope
Igfig: AAAAAA
frosty: hahaha
Igfig: It all caught up
Varus: 'ok do you see what i did now
Varus: 20:54	Varus	ill do the intense multi tasker since its less risky 20:54	Blaze_Rat	Hurrah. 20:54	Varus	and I cast ghost sound for the scampering of mice outside the room to intice the dogs to run out and tear them apart 20:55	Varus	the sound echos right through the room 20:55	Varus	it sounds like itd feel sooooooooooo good to rip them apart
frosty: [19:57] <frosty> so does invisibity affect clothes or is Varus just streaking through chydris
Igfig: no I do not see what you said just now
Igfig: gah, it caught up again
Varus: i put it on skype
Igfig: my lag is listed as 7020ms
Varus: dang
Igfig: gonna restart mibbit
Igfig quit.
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Igfig: okay
Varus: 1d20 is fortuna still good
Fortuna: Varus, is fortuna still good: [17] = 17
Varus: AW
Varus: sorry for taking that roll guys
Igfig: all right
Varus: need me to paste it again?
Igfig: no
Blaze_Rat: We'll live, most likely.
Igfig: I am reading from fortuna's log
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: (I mean, I'm fine now)
Igfig: (but I can read anything I missed from her log)
Igfig: so
frosty: weird
Igfig: uhh
frosty: is ig dead again
Igfig: I am not actually sure whether they'd go for that or not
Varus: maybe orrin can bring attention to it
Varus: like "ah mice, disgusting fleshy creatures"
frosty: hahaha
Varus: to intice the lord to order the dogs to rip 'em up
Orrin_Torrin: That's getting pretty far OOC.
Orrin_Torrin: Like... Orrin would not normally react to the sound of mice.
Varus: im still invisible
Varus: i can whisper to you
Orrin_Torrin: So unless he knew you were casting ghost sound, he wouldn't just be like "Shit, are those mice?"
Blaze_Rat: Maybe an intelligence based deception roll thing against their insight I dunno.
Varus: "bring attention to the mice"
frosty: like "YO BLADEBRO WHAT IS THAT??? MICE???? YOU SHOULD NOTICE THIS"
Orrin_Torrin: Like... just in my ear while I'm mid-conversation with a giant robot king?
frosty: -not actualy said by anyone ever
Igfig: I think actually
Igfig: the hounds will not go for that
Orrin_Torrin: I feel like we're trying really, really hard to distract robot-dogs who didn't even notice you.
Varus: aw
Igfig: but some of the guards outside do
Varus: they will notice us eventually
Igfig: they start looking for the source of the noise
Varus: the sound of the rats scampers down the hallway
Varus: (id planned that since i first used the ghost sound so i was tying it into the use of the fate point)
Varus: and thats the last action of that fate point
Igfig: they look at each other, nod, and a small contingent of them move to follow the sound
Varus: alright well if we get into a fight at least those guys will be gone
Varus: so not entirely useless!
Igfig: four of them
Varus: you may continue orrin
Varus: with a 4 second long fart
Igfig: leaving... I need to check how many there were
frosty: how many are there total
frosty: ah
Varus: i imagine the lord is pretty confident in himself
Varus: and wouldnt want to seem weak with being surrounded by guards
frosty: throneroom=gaurds
frosty: just always
Varus: yeah but aybe not maybe
Varus: like 6 
Igfig: oh, I just said "a number"
frosty: which number???
Varus: is that number 4?
frosty: 104
Varus: great
Igfig: I am going to have to actually check how many of these guys qualify as an encounter of a given difficulty, so gimme a sec
Varus: ok
Igfig: huh
Igfig: this seems a bit unlikely, but maybe I just don't know how to reckon CRs in 5e yet
frosty: 20
frosty: is it 20
Varus: 200
Igfig: because it looks like the correct number for me to leave behind was three
Igfig: so actually two of them left I guess
frosty: one for each of you
Varus: sounds good
Varus: then orrin duals the lord of blades
frosty: no he said 3
Orrin_Torrin: Sounds fair.
Varus: since i am like 90% sure he's the only one who even has a hope of standing up to the dude for long enough for us to take care of the others
Igfig: I seriously need to get a better encounter generator
Varus: lets nudge aside the possibility of a fight for now and get orrin back to tricking the dude
Igfig: er, encounter calculator
Varus: just straight up ask who it was who killed the guy orrin?
Igfig: okay, so
Igfig: actually I think it was the LoB's turn to speak when we were interublted
Igfig: wow what a typo
Varus: yeah srry
Varus: ive done worse
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah it was.
frosty: ive done your mother
frosty: so yeah, worse
Igfig: can you paste in your last line Orrin
Varus: yeah thats way worse
Igfig: of dialogue I mean
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah lemme go find it.
Orrin_Torrin: I don't know how to go back that far.
Orrin_Torrin: Something about needing him to tell us what happened so we can profit by reaping the souls of fleshy beings.
frosty: 19:21] <Orrin_Torrin> "It will be done, oh Lord of Blades. But we believe the sacrifice and capture of souls is necessary to fuel our god's construction. Our people should not be sacrificed when the fleshlings are so ready to kill each other at our direction."
Orrin_Torrin: For our God.
frosty: dat
Orrin_Torrin: That's the one.
Igfig: right
Igfig: "THEY ARE BALANCED ON A KNIFE EDGE. THEY WILL KILL EACH OTHER. SO IT WAS SAID WHEN THE KING WAS ACQUIRED."
frosty: spent 50 fucking minutes on waffles mice
Igfig: "AND WE WILL MARCH FORTH. AND UPON ARRIVAL. THEY WILL ALREADY BE DEAD."
frosty: "huzzah"
frosty: is huzzah said here
frosty: it is now
Orrin_Torrin: I think huzzah is universal.
Igfig: "AND THEIR SOULS WILL EMPOWER OUR ASCENSION."
Varus: maybe ask
Igfig: THEIR SOULS WILL BE FORGED INTO THE SUBSTRATE OF A CONSCIOUSNESS FOR WHICH I WILL PROVIDE THE SPARK."
Orrin_Torrin: One sec.
Varus: can you tell us who the one who killed the king was so we may congratulate him
Varus: or something
frosty: "hear hear"
Orrin_Torrin: I'll figure it out, someone at the door though.
Igfig: "AND THE BODY-FORGE OF CHYDRIS WILL FORGE AND BE FORGED. AND ALL OF OUR CONSTRUCT SOULS. INTO YOUR GOD WHO IS NOW BECOME."
Igfig: "AND ALL SHALL REJOICE."
Orrin_Torrin: "Yes, my Lord. But for we who will forge the Becoming God, it is not so simple as the deaths of the fleshlings. We must know when and where, and most importantly how, so that we can turn their souls into the God that will lead us to glory."
Orrin_Torrin: "You know more of this plan than any, even Architect Chain. Please, share your knowledge with us that we might forge our god."
Igfig: He pauses for a second...
Igfig:  2#1d20+3
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+3: [14] = 17; 1d20+3: [14] = 17
Igfig: huh
Varus: hahahaha
Varus: again
Varus: 2#1d2-
Varus: 2#1d20
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20: [12] = 12; 1d20: [19] = 19
Varus: ok so its not broken
Varus: sorry wanted to check
Varus: it just seemed odd
Varus: whispers did it freeze
Igfig: no, I'm just choosing my words carefully
Varus: ok
Igfig: "YOU BEAR WITH YOU DRAGONSHARDS. DO YOU NOT. THAT WILL SERVE TO EXPAND THE CREATION FORGE. AND REPURPOSE IT."
Varus: how does he know?
Igfig: great question
frosty: chain told him
Varus: can i do an insight?
Igfig: "YOU WILL USE THESE. AND WE WILL EMBARK."
Varus: no we retconned that
Igfig: sure
Igfig: and yeah, chain didn't tell him
Varus: 1d20+2 wisdom I think is insight
Fortuna: Varus, wisdom I think is insight: [18] = 20
Varus: AYYY
Igfig: oh damn
Igfig: so when he paused there
Blaze_Rat: I guess I don't have to roll then, yar.
Igfig: he kinda looked like he was listening to something?
Varus: HMM
frosty: "embark where?"
Varus: did he tilt his head in any direction?
Varus: like was he listening from somewhere?
Blaze_Rat: I think one of his patrols found the ship.
Igfig: not in any particular direction
Varus: hmm
Varus: intteersstingngggg
Varus: not sure what i can do about that it could be someone else or he could have some magic ability
frosty: "Embark where"
Varus: but if if was magic then he would prob know that we were humans
Varus: it could be someone else telepathically sending him info while searching our ship
Blaze_Rat: They have communication consoles, it is possible he has something similar built in.
Varus: that is true
Varus: in which case if we have to fight and i overload the communications right before it could give a serious advantage 
Varus: ill keep it in mind
Orrin_Torrin: "No, my Lord. The shards cannot help us, but their occupants can."
frosty: no they cant
Varus: orrin when are u gunna ask him who killed the king
frosty: wait
Orrin_Torrin: Ben.
Orrin_Torrin: I'm lying. Jesus.
Orrin_Torrin: I'm trying to!
frosty: "No they cant"
Igfig: "FIRST. FOR KARRNATH."
Orrin_Torrin: He just keeps saying KILL ALL HUMANS
Igfig: (that was in response to ben)
Varus: then guide the conversation by asking him a question
frosty: aight
Varus: like "we must know the details of what occured for our prayers"
Varus: or something
Orrin_Torrin: If I just ask him, I'm going to have to roll Persuade vs. Getting my shit torn open.
Varus: hmmmm
Varus: that is true
Orrin_Torrin: This guy isn't a tavern keeper.
Igfig: "THEIR OCCUPANTS.:
Varus: think your persuade is high enogh?
Varus: and youre lucky enough
Varus: we could go all in on it
Varus: fate point it to hell
frosty: "They are occupied by souls"
frosty: "But cannot be evacuated less the spirits die"
Igfig: "WHOSE SOULS."
Orrin_Torrin: "Yes. The [whatever those things are called] bound within know of a way we can bind the souls of mortals to our god. That's why Frosty has joined us, he can speak with them in a way none else can."
frosty: fuck if i remember
Igfig: quori
frosty: "Quori"
Orrin_Torrin: Knew it was something like that.
Orrin_Torrin: "
Orrin_Torrin: "The Quori knew many things that have been forgotten. As I searched for the killers of the king of Karrnath, I found evidence of a device called a [what was that thing called] they used to empower their warforged, as well. All this and more will be yours if we just combine our knowledge."
Orrin_Torrin: Docent?
Orrin_Torrin: That was it.
Igfig: a docent
Igfig: Another pause from the Lord of Blades. More listening?
frosty: oh shiiiit
Varus: hmmm
Varus: can I roll arcana
frosty: yall in trouble
Igfig: SURE
Varus: to see if magic is coming from him or from somewhere else at him
Igfig: uh, sure
Varus: uH
Varus: i dont like that caps
frosty: FINE 
Varus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+6: [9] = 15
Varus: dang
frosty: JUST DO IT GUH
Varus: FINE ILL DO IT SEE I DID IT
Varus: GAD
frosty: 1d20+0
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+0: [12] = 12
Varus: great mod there
Igfig: yeah, there's a bit of divination magic going on there
Varus: can i sense a direction?
Igfig: focused around his head
Varus: well obvy but i mean from him or to him
frosty: it is divination
Igfig: it is a two-way thing
Varus: ok
Varus: so soemone else
Varus: somewhere
Igfig: yep
Varus: hmmm
Varus: chain?????/
Varus: can i
Varus: run another arcana on chain
Varus: to see if its him
Igfig: You can tell that it is not coming from Chain
Varus: ok good
Varus: i like chain :(
Varus: i dont want him to betray us
Igfig: "YOU WILL GIVE ME THESE SHARDS. I HAVE THE MEANS TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEM."
Varus: :I
Orrin_Torrin: "We have an understanding with the Quori. They will not appreciate further intrusions into their domain."
Orrin_Torrin: 1d20+7 Persuasion
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, Persuasion: [19] = 26
Orrin_Torrin: EAT MY DICK
Varus: weLL THEN
Igfig: "I DO ENJOY ROBOT DICK"
Orrin_Torrin: Gettin' TIRED of this robot.
Igfig: not actually
Varus: kinda wish we'd roll that on a more important persuasion
Varus: blaze rat what rat thing are you doing right now
Orrin_Torrin: Honestly, literally any failure is going to result in him trying to kill us.
Orrin_Torrin: So.
Varus: true
Orrin_Torrin: They're all equally important.
Blaze_Rat grooms his whiskers.
Varus: very rat-esque
Blaze_Rat grooms his whiskers nervously even.
Varus: :0!!
Igfig: "THEN YOU WILL BRING THEM TO THE FORGES. AND ACTIVATE THEM IN YOUR OWN WAY. THEIR POWER MUST BE EXPLOITED IMMEDIATELY. BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY."
Varus: BOOM
Varus: SAY WE CANT WITHOUT THE DICON
Varus: thing
Orrin_Torrin: So uh... should we take this opportunity to just go to the ship and leave?
Orrin_Torrin: We know who killed the king.
Varus: who?
Igfig: do you?
Orrin_Torrin: And than a warforged invasion is inbound.
Varus: well
Orrin_Torrin: Well I mean not the actual person.
Varus: we can definitely say it was the warforged
Varus: but thatd cause another war
Orrin_Torrin: But we know this guy arranged it or at the very least helped.
Varus: yeah
Varus: we could find an actual person
Blaze_Rat: Or he might just know of it.
Varus: bring them to trial
Blaze_Rat: And wants to take advantage of it.
Orrin_Torrin: I mean I think they're getting THIS war either way.
Varus: or interrogate him
Varus: hmmmm
Orrin_Torrin: Or we can try for the docent thing.
Varus: whats the docent do again
frosty: "ALRIGHT"
frosty: "come on to my ship"
frosty: ;)
Blaze_Rat: I dunno, I don't really feel like we got any answers out of him.
Varus: that will not kill him
Orrin_Torrin: Alright.
Varus: yeah i agree with blaze
frosty: ;)
Blaze_Rat: We learned new things, but none were answers to our questions.
Varus: lets think for a second
Varus: we know he arranged the murder
Varus: but if we walk into the other countries
Orrin_Torrin: I think I got it.
Orrin_Torrin: We still need the quori, which is actually true.
Orrin_Torrin: So we can't lose them now.
Varus: and say yeah we some wanted pirates talked to that warforged in the mournlands and know that the king was killed by them
Varus: who will believe us?
Blaze_Rat: We don't though, as said for all we know he just knows about it and wishes to take advantage.
Varus: if we get the guy himself
Varus: they can interrogate him and get the truth
Igfig: Int check from someone please
Varus: dats me
Varus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+6: [6] = 12
Varus: dang
Igfig: uh
frosty: 1d20
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20: [15] = 15
Varus: thank you frosty
frosty: +0
Orrin_Torrin: Who knew, Ben was the smartes.
Igfig: and does anyone else want to try?
Orrin_Torrin: t*
Orrin_Torrin: 1d20
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 1d20: [5] = 5
Varus: might as well try 
frosty: hahah
Orrin_Torrin: Orrin's in full persuade mode.
Varus: BLAZE
Varus: GET EMMMM
Blaze_Rat: 1d20+ do I get my proficiency bonus?  I forget.
Igfig: no
Varus: yews
Varus: ??
Igfig: this is just an int check
Varus: if you have proficiency on the score
Varus: oh ok
Igfig: you can't have proficiency in intelligence
Varus: yeah i was thinking saving throws
Blaze_Rat: Right then, and this isn't a saving throw so yar.
Igfig: aye
Blaze_Rat: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Blaze_Rat, 1d20+2: [15] = 17
Varus: yesssssssssssss
Igfig: aha
Varus: *chants blaze*
Orrin_Torrin: 420 Blaze it
Igfig: so Frosty, when Varus said that "we know he arranged the murder", you ask yourself, wait, do we?
Igfig: and Blaze does the same, but also
Igfig: remembers a specific line said by the LoB
Igfig: "THEY ARE BALANCED ON A KNIFE EDGE. THEY WILL KILL EACH OTHER. SO IT WAS SAID WHEN THE KING WAS ACQUIRED."
Varus: wut
Varus: so they kidnapped him first or soemthing?
Varus: or who asid it what
Varus: hmmmm
Varus: MYSTERIES
frosty: "wait, do we?"
Orrin_Torrin: Anyway, we're agreed I need to keep digging?
Varus: i think we are
Varus: i really want you to just straight up ask
Varus: like "who was the one who did the deed we need to PRAY TO HIM"
Varus: its all about them prayers
Varus: we cant let him rant about killing humans forever
Orrin_Torrin: "The Quori have more secrets, to destroy them now would be to waste their knowledge of the Docent."
Orrin_Torrin: "Now, I must ask: do you have allies like the Quori? Allies we Godforged don't know of? Allies who arranged the death of the king of Karrnath?"
Varus: that
Varus: is pretty direct
Varus: why would a god forged ask that
Igfig: He looks almost taken aback for a moment.
Varus: maybe somethign like "so we may be properly united in the coming fight"
frosty: ...
Igfig: in fact I'm going to make a cha save for him
frosty edges away
Varus: oh dang
Igfig:  1d20+7
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+7: [9] = 16
Igfig: hmm
Varus: he's an insecure baby
Orrin_Torrin: He's not used to talking to people who say more than "yes," I guess.
Igfig: can you make a persuasion check Orrin?
Igfig: I'm actually not sure how he'll react, that'll help me
frosty edgessss
Igfig: your persuasion opposed by that cha save he made
Orrin_Torrin: Can I use "Not for All the Money in the World" to get advantage? This is pretty important, and I would actually love not to be eviscerated by robots.
Orrin_Torrin: Orrin is surprisingly attached to not letting everyone in the world be murdered by this guy.
Igfig: can you describe how it's being used?
Orrin_Torrin: And is feeling unusually altruistic.
Blaze_Rat: I think you could use story I can sell here too, generally speaking a person doesn't live long enough to set the Lord of Blades aback with words I'd think.
Orrin_Torrin: Also, all my friends will likely die if I fuck this up.
Orrin_Torrin: I could go for that.
Igfig: yeah, okay
frosty: "a person" 
Orrin_Torrin: The time I talked down Johnny Five from obliterating everything that exists.
Blaze_Rat: A fleshy person.
Blaze_Rat: Though non-fleshy people may have trouble with that as well.
Orrin_Torrin: 2#1d20+7
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 1d20+7: [7] = 14; 1d20+7: [8] = 15
Varus: agh
Orrin_Torrin: God dammit.
Igfig: oh dear
Orrin_Torrin: I knew it was coming.
Igfig: "NO."
Varus: thats JUST below him
Varus: can i assist somehow
Varus: like
frosty edges so hard it makes a corner
Varus: idk how
Blaze_Rat: Um.
Varus: dang
Igfig: but he is pretty obviously lying
Varus: think we should press the issue?
Varus: maybe roll diplomacy like
Igfig: I'm not even going to roll there, because he should have like double disadvantage
Blaze_Rat: Is it possible to give the Lord of Blades disadvantage yet?
Varus: "it's fairly obvius you are not being truthful if we are all to be united properly we must know who all our allies are"
Orrin_Torrin: I'm down for that.
Igfig: well, he's supposed to be a pretty bad liar, in the fluff
Blaze_Rat: Wait...
Igfig: in the crunch too actually
Blaze_Rat: Can we compel him?
Igfig: how?
Orrin_Torrin: "My lord, we have to be honest with each other. We have to be united if we are to forge our God and topple those who oppressed us. We told you about the quori. We told you about the Docent. We've offered quite a lot on good faith alone."
Blaze_Rat: Or would he be compelled by the aspect of his poor lying skills?
Igfig: oh, like aspect compels
Blaze_Rat: Yar that was what I was thinking.
Orrin_Torrin: I like it.
Varus: we'd have to know his aspects first i think
Blaze_Rat: Well aspect compels just kind of happen really.
Blaze_Rat: Generally speaking it is the DM's discretion.
Varus: i guessssssssss
Igfig: yeah, he has something like, uh, Charge Unsubtly Into The Breach
Varus: ahaha
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah, he should not be a match for Orrin in the dance of words.
Igfig: and Weakness is an Abomination
Blaze_Rat: That aspect has not so great ramifications along with the poor bluffing though.
Orrin_Torrin: Well yeah, but if I have to fight him I have to fight him.
Orrin_Torrin: He has to roll reaaally poorly for it to matter, though.
Igfig: he is not unintelligent, but he is also not a very nuanced guy I suppose
Blaze_Rat: He's more for the battlefield in knowledge and understanding, then communication and subterfuge.
Igfig: so yeah, I think the compel is that you're just going to know when he's lying for this next little while
Igfig: and he gets a fate point for that
Blaze_Rat: Alright then.
Blaze_Rat: So that's not great.
Orrin_Torrin: Okie doke. well I called him on it, then.
Igfig: right
Varus: we should remember to compel our enemies more often
Igfig: I need to remember to compel you guys more too
Varus: yeah
Blaze_Rat: Maybe make a sticky note that just reads COMPEL.
Igfig: heheh
Varus: so how can we take advantage of knowing hes lying
Varus: oh well first he has to answer orrin
Igfig: "I AM SUBJECT TO NONE. NO BEING ON EBERRON, SIBERYS OR KHYBER IS MY MASTER."
Igfig: "BUT I DO. COMMAND FORCES BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING."
Varus: he commands them?
Varus: or do they work together
frosty: sex machine compel AND GO
Igfig: he's, uh, not telling the truth on that second one
Varus: figured
Varus: whats he lying about
Varus: the commanding part
Igfig: yeah
Blaze_Rat: Is it possible for Orrin to just obviously roll his fake robot eyes?
Varus: or does he not command anything like that at all
Blaze_Rat: He commands warforged, and that is the extent of it.
Varus: lets not sass the murder bot
frosty: try it
Igfig: the untruth is in the word command
Varus: ok
Igfig: you know what, I think what I'll do
frosty: hmm
Varus: so i have a feeling he either works with them
Varus: or they command him
Orrin_Torrin: God I want to sass.
Varus: which means theres somethign behind him
Igfig: is whenever a word isn't true, I'll put that in lowercase
Orrin_Torrin: I'm sassing.
Varus: do we want to press taht
Varus: oh god
Orrin_Torrin: SAAASS.
Varus: we're going to die
Orrin_Torrin: "Are the forces you claim to command within YOUR understanding, my Lord?"
Igfig: His first line seemed truthful enough. He is subject to none. Or at least believes himself to be
frosty edges so hard my egdges have edges
Igfig: "YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME WITH DISRESPECT."
Igfig: "(avoiding the question)"
Varus: ORRIN
frosty: oh shit
frosty: all that was in caps
Varus: say of course not my lord i simply wish to gain further understanding
Blaze_Rat: Sass, number 1 killer of adventurers, but oh so alluring.
Blaze_Rat: Maybe number 2 actually.
Orrin_Torrin: "Of course not, my Lord. But neither should you speak to the Godforged with disrespect.  I simply want to understand our position."
Igfig: OUR POSITION IS SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH
frosty edges are so sharp they cut cut through this tension
Igfig: (didn't actually say that)
Igfig: "OUR POSITION IS THAT IF SOMEBODY WISHES TO SUPPLY US WITH THE MEANS TO BECOME A GOD, WE ACCEPT THEIR SERVICE."
Igfig: "(avoiding the question some more)"
Orrin_Torrin: Become a God, eh?
Varus: do you think we can ask him directly
Varus: like
Igfig: "(sorta)"
Orrin_Torrin: Now we've got some leverage.
Varus: wait
Varus: hmmm
Varus: become a god???
Orrin_Torrin: This is different.
Varus: INTERESTING
Orrin_Torrin: Than helping us forge a god.
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah.
frosty: "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Igfig: Oh also uh
Blaze_Rat: I think I've got a song figured out again.
frosty: more listening???
Igfig: I feel like I skipped one thing that was important
frosty: danng
frosty: it
frosty: yallre gonna die
Igfig quit.
frosty: well then
Varus: he escaped befor the blade lord could kill us
frosty: thats that
Varus: or the blade lord killed ig
frosty: rip ig
Blaze_Rat: I'll wait to post the link for the music till  he gets back then.
Orrin_Torrin: Ig is now the Lord of Blades.
Igfig joined #pwot_dnd.
frosty: was that supposed to be a cliffhanger and we done?
frosty: oh
Blaze_Rat: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRDRRMU148BF3369F1&sq=0
Igfig: 22:18	Igfig	that maybe this scene would make more sense if Chain wasn't actually here any more? 22:18	Igfig	Otherwise he'd be speaking up some
Varus: oh
frosty: i guess yeah
Varus: hmm
Igfig: is what I wanted to say
Orrin_Torrin: I was about to say he's been pretty quiet.
frosty: makes sense
Blaze_Rat: Wait, that means I get carried away though.
Igfig: and I don't want to have two NPCs arguing
Igfig: uh
Blaze_Rat: Does Frosty have pockets?
frosty: hahaha
Igfig: maybe you got handed off to Orrin?
frosty: i dont have clothes
Orrin_Torrin: Sure, you can be in my pocket.
Varus: how about chain doesnt want to argue with the lord when he could get angry spontaneously
Varus: so he lets us cover it
Igfig: yeah
Orrin_Torrin: We can retcon that?
Igfig: let's
Orrin_Torrin: I feel like this information should be a revelation to Chain as well, though.
Varus: yeah
Orrin_Torrin: So if he's here he'd probably want to speak up on the whole "becoming a god" thing.
Igfig: yeah, but you can tell him about that
Blaze_Rat: We can tell him about it later, yar.
frosty: aight
frosty: note that down
Igfig: basically, I want to have you reacting to the LoB right now, not watching Chain's reaction
Orrin_Torrin: So Blaze is in my pocket.
Varus: ok
Varus: so chain had to go do stuff
Orrin_Torrin: And LoB just told me he wants to become a god.
frosty does a bit of a double take
Igfig: indeed
frosty and eyebrows raise to the sky if i have them
Varus: if he becomes a god screw the tests im feeding the fire sock to ben and seeing what happens
frosty: ^5
Orrin_Torrin: "Pardon me, but you said 'Offers you the means to become a god.' Do you think you can do that, and that we will allow it? That we will bow to you after you work with forces unknown to us to elevate yourself to the place of our god?"
frosty lowers sunglass
frosty: es
frosty: but not off
Varus: can i edge myself into a good flanking position incase of a sudden fight
Blaze_Rat: You are invisible, you might also want to get yourself some good range between the two of you, cause I wouldn't be surprised if he could kill you or me in a single turn, from what I've seen watching a few 5e one shots where everyone died.
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah I'm just going to try to knock him down as much as possible if we have to fight him, so stand back but in range.
Varus: okay
Varus: I'll back up to near a pillar for minor cover
Igfig: "YOU ALREADY REVERE ME AS A CONDUIT TO YOUR GOD. WHEN THE BECOMING GOD IS BORN. I WILL PROVIDE THE SPARK OF CONSCIOUSNESS THAT GUIDES THE COLLECTED WILL OF THE WARFORGED RACE." 
Igfig: no lies there
frosty: guys we should keep this dude around
Varus: nah
frosty: he has some good ideas
Blaze_Rat: That's actually kind of surprising that the godforged revere him as a conduit.
Orrin_Torrin: I buy that.
Orrin_Torrin: But he said "become a god" not "help forge a god."
Varus: maybe break him down a little
Varus: by calling him a means to an end
Igfig: he's basically the unwitting prophet of their god, I guess?
Blaze_Rat: Yar I know, but still.
Igfig: It's like, imagine if the Avatar was a huge dick
Orrin_Torrin: "You are a crucial part of our plan, but you are not the only crucial part. Now, you must tell us who your allies are that we may work with them to provide the sacrifices that will elevate your consciousness."
Varus: hh
Igfig: but still pursued the principles of balance?
Blaze_Rat: Yar, but going off of Chain's stuff, having the conduit to their god spouting kill all fleshies, wouldn't that make it the message of their god?  Or I dunno.
Orrin_Torrin: Speaking of which, I snagged Season 3 of Korra and now I have so much shit to watch.
Varus: thats a good comparison
Igfig: but did so by means of military force?
Varus: yeah if his mind wasput in
Varus: the god would wanna fuck shit
Orrin_Torrin: I think Chain's thinking is that all those who contribute will have the power to steer him.
Orrin_Torrin: Look that's neither here nor there, we're not actually going to do it.
Varus: yeah
Orrin_Torrin: But for now, we need him to think we're working together.
Varus: we need to know who this secret organization is
Orrin_Torrin: And later Blaze can melt him.
Varus: lets try and get him in antoher loop up
Igfig: He still wants basically the same ultimate philosophy as the godforged, but has different ways of understanding it
Varus: maybe say the god is meant for peace 
Orrin_Torrin: I say we just don't argue with him about it right now.
Orrin_Torrin: If we succeed, he'll never make it anyway.
Varus: ok
Igfig: Despite all this, I should say that him thinking of it as him becoming the Becoming God would still be a surprise to the Godforged
Igfig: and not terribly welcome
Varus: oh
Varus: hey
Varus: igfig
Varus: when i send a message spell
Varus: do i talk into it
Igfig: they know this guy is insane
Varus: or do i think what it says
Varus: and it goes to there
Igfig: yeah, I think you whisper it Varus
Varus: so
Varus: if i use message
Blaze_Rat: Lemme check.
Varus: while he says he wants to become a god
Varus: can i send that of him talking
Varus: like a recording scheme in a cop show
Varus: to chain
Igfig: hahahaha
Blaze_Rat: Yup you gotta whisper it.
Varus: i could sneak up to him
Orrin_Torrin: Chain obviously thinks he's a crucial part of the plan, so I don't think I've said anything out of line yet.
Varus: and get it when he says it?
Igfig: that's a delightful idea, but RAW it doesn't work that way
frosty: i mean, you did refer to him as the holy prophet earlier Orrin_Torrin
Varus: raw?
Varus: o
Varus: h
Igfig: rules as written
Varus: okay
frosty: i warned you
Varus: oh well
Varus: thats fine
frosty: but you said it was butter
Varus: maybe i can just walk right on out and tell chain
Varus: im invisible after all
Igfig: it miiight work with a FATE point
Varus: but i wont be here for a fight
Igfig: but yeah
Igfig: anyway
frosty: through the door
Orrin_Torrin: It's fine.
Varus: yeah but id have to use two to be able to cast it without losing invisiblity
Orrin_Torrin: We can tell him later.
Varus: and then id be out
Varus: alright
Varus: but i feel we need proof
frosty: [19:03] <Orrin_Torrin> I like the sound of Holy Prophet.
frosty: see
frosty: you went with it
Orrin_Torrin: He's about to tell us who his shadowy allies are, I think we'll have our proof.
Varus: ok
frosty: 19:04] <frosty> but you wouldnt say holy prophet if he isnt part of the godforged right 
frosty: see i recognize
Igfig: he's not part of the godforged, they just revere him
Orrin_Torrin: It's fine. Let's just see what he says.
Igfig: "THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN KNOW. THE KNOWLEDGE WOULD BREAK A WYRM ASUNDER. YOU WOULD BE AS DUST."
Varus: his strongets secrets are too strong for us travelers
Igfig: "AND YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ALREADY."
frosty: he is still speaking that in caps?
frosty: so it would kill you Orrin_Torrin
Igfig: oh whoops
Igfig: uh
Igfig: it's complicated
Orrin_Torrin: But not true?
Igfig: what he said is not literally true, no
Orrin_Torrin: Cool.
Igfig: but there is... allegorical truth?
Varus: i think he means that the act of knowing it would cause people to go as far as to kill a dragon who found out
Igfig: it works on multiple levels
Orrin_Torrin: "You underestimate us. It is we who will speak to the Becoming God. We who will serve it, do its bidding. You would suggest that there are powers greater than the Becoming God that we are not fit to speak to?"
Blaze_Rat: Oh, oh oh oh oh.
Blaze_Rat: Oh.
Blaze_Rat: And now I wish I knew more about that draconic prophecy.
Igfig: "THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER."
frosty back to edging
Igfig: "JUGGERNAUTS."
Igfig: "RELIEVE THESE TRAVELLERS OF THEIR DRAGONSHARDS.
Varus: ok hold on a sec
Varus: im going to use a fate point
Orrin_Torrin: We don't HAVE the dragonshards, do we?
Varus: to turn my charm person into a dominate mind 
Varus: so I can get him to say the truth 
frosty: yeah they arent exactly on us
Igfig: uhhh waffle
Varus: thats a lil far isnt it
Varus: pushing it
Igfig: Dominate monster is a level 9 spell
Varus: thats alright I won't do it then
Blaze_Rat: Yar I don't think that'll work.
frosty: back at the ship who knows wheree
frosty: monster??
Varus: i figured it'd be too big of a thing
Igfig: charm person works on Humanoids
Varus: could I like
Varus: surprise him 
Varus: since im invisible
Igfig: he's a construct
Varus: by casting charm person suddenly o
Varus: oh
Varus: well he IS humanoid
Varus: but i dont think theres anything to charm
Varus: guess we're fighting him
Igfig: he's humanoid in shape, but a constuct's mind, even a living constuct is very different
Varus: alright
Varus: we'll have to beat him
Varus: kidnap him
Varus: and negotiate
Igfig: Oh, also as a Juggernaut he's overcome most of the weaknesses of the "living
Igfig: " side of that equation
Igfig: he's basically just a construct now
Igfig: also also
Varus: god damn
Varus: what level is this guy by any chance
Igfig: as he says that
frosty: but back to the at hand, nobody carries the shards with them do they
frosty: ?
Igfig: he takes a few steps back
Igfig: and you realize that he's standing on a section of the floor with seams all around it
Varus: no none of us have the shards
Igfig: an elevator
Varus: DIMENSION DOOR
Orrin_Torrin: Quick shoot him.
Varus: into the elevator
Igfig: anyway!
Varus: with him
Varus: close quarters
Igfig: I think
Varus: prob not a good idea
Orrin_Torrin: Oh God you're going to die.
Varus: but im doing it anyways
Igfig: it is time for
Igfig: Roll Initiative!
Varus: INITIATIVE ROLL
Varus: is this our first real BATTLE
Orrin_Torrin: 1d20
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 1d20: [18] = 18
Varus: like the fight against the dude who fell out of a boat wasnt much
frosty: but like what if i dont wanna fight
Varus: since we took the dragon shards
Varus: you dont have to of course
Blaze_Rat: 1d20
Fortuna: Blaze_Rat, 1d20: [1] = 1
frosty: hahaha
Igfig: this might be the first level-appropriate fight that you all would be taking part in
Varus: hahahaha
Varus: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+1: [2] = 3
Varus: DANG
Orrin_Torrin: You still have to roll initiative, though, to run away even.
Blaze_Rat: Laughed too early.
Igfig: well, "level-appropriate" depends on a number of factors
frosty: 1d20+4
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+4: [11] = 15
Igfig:  1d20+2 LoB
Fortuna: Igfig, LoB: [11] = 13
frosty: woo
Igfig:  1d20+1 guards
Fortuna: Igfig, guards: [18] = 19
Igfig:  1d20+2 hounds
Fortuna: Igfig, hounds: [19] = 21
Igfig: well well
frosty: welll, dang
Varus: this is ridiculous
Orrin_Torrin: At least the Lord is still going after me and Frosty.
Varus: i havent dimension door'd in yet have I?
Varus: yeah
Igfig: The hounds just form up around the Lord of Blades, and appear to ready some actions
Varus: im still way back
Orrin_Torrin: I think I can get him off that elevator.
Varus: if you can that;d be helpful
Orrin_Torrin: Weren't they pacing the room?
Varus: cause i can either use dimension door or blight
Varus: and blight is more useful
Varus: that was their turn
Orrin_Torrin: If seems like they'd have to pass at least ONE of us to get back to him.
Varus: they got a high init roll
Varus: oh yeah
Varus: that is true
frosty: hmmmmm
frosty: guys this is big here
Igfig: well, you guys were in the middle of the room mostly
Varus: how big is the room
frosty: frosty is having a giant internal fight now
Varus: frosty if you want to become a god then you need to help us or he is going to kill us
Blaze_Rat: Would Frosty's giant internal fight stop suddenly if one of the warforged hurt him?
frosty: but if youre dead i can eat the ball you have
frosty: prolly?
Blaze_Rat: Then ta da, cause chances are they're going to try and kill you too.
Igfig: uh, the room is maybe 50 feet across and 60 long? Or does that feel too small
Varus: Thats pretty big actually
Orrin_Torrin: For just one guy it sounds fine.
Varus: id think smaller
frosty: thats one turn to cross yeah?
Varus: wait
Varus: yeah
Varus: okay then
Varus: well frosty as of right now we dont know how youd react to eating it
Varus: thats why i need to run the tests
Igfig: it'd take a double move for you to get from one side to the other, yeah
frosty: you want to run tests on other elementals you sick fuck
Varus: lesser ones
Varus: who have no sentience
Igfig: but I think you're within 30 feet of the Lord of Blades
frosty: you disgust me
Blaze_Rat: I think I need to stop being a rat in Orrin's pocket.
Igfig: his houndmunculi are quite fast though
Varus: i imagine as orrin pressed the talking he moved forwards
Igfig: (I just thought of this word and I like it a lot)
frosty: cogshund
Igfig: anyway, I think they can get back to the LoB and guardhim pretty easily
Varus: im still invisible and blaze is a rat in orrins clothes
Varus: he doesnt know theres 4 of us
frosty: cogi
Varus: theres 3 guards here right
Orrin_Torrin: My question wasn't speed, but rather OAs.
Igfig: next up is... can someone write out the order?
Igfig: I think going around the edge of the room they'll avoid OAs
Orrin_Torrin: Hounds, Guards, Orrin, Frosty, LoB, Varus, Blaze.
frosty: forgi
Igfig: okay
Varus: blaze 1 orrin 18 varus 3 frosty 15 LOB 13 guards 19 hounds 21
Varus: oh
Varus: :C
Igfig: great! Redundancy is good
Igfig: So, the juggernauts then
frosty: redundancy is a good thing
Igfig: They come charging in
frosty: all fine to repeat a line
Igfig: there are three of them, I said?
frosty: yes
Varus: 2 left
Varus: so wouldnt there be 1
frosty: no, 3 left
Varus: or was there 5 and 2 left to make 3
frosty: 5 total
Igfig: the latter
Igfig: I think two will go for Frosty, as he is the larger target
Igfig: and one will go for Orrin
Varus: they just think orrin is a godforged
Igfig: aye
frosty takes off sunglasses
Blaze_Rat: I was transforming into a noraml tiger before right?  Cause I just noticed that it doesn't seem to have that multi-attack anymore.
Igfig: a short stumpy godforged
Igfig:  2#1d20+5 vs Frosty
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Frosty: [7] = 12; vs Frosty: [19] = 24
frosty: one hit one not
Igfig:  1d20+5 vs Orrin
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Orrin: [8] = 13
Orrin_Torrin: No good.
frosty: dudes suuuucks
frosty: like damn
Igfig:  1d10+3+2d6 damage on Frosty
Fortuna: Igfig, damage on Frosty: [6, 4, 6] = 19
Varus: well
Orrin_Torrin: Holy shit.
Orrin_Torrin: We're going to die.
Varus: lets hope that was their strongest attack
Varus: no no theres 4 of us
Igfig: but since that's nonmagical, I think they only deal half?
Varus: once we get past their turns
Varus: we good
Varus: also that
frosty: i do have resistance
frosty: whatever that means
frosty: half?
Igfig: yeah
frosty: sure
Igfig: so Frosty takes just 9 damage
Blaze_Rat: I think I have found my form.
frosty: so 9.5
frosty: oh
Igfig: always round down
Igfig: okay, and now it is Orrin's turn
frosty: gotcha
Orrin_Torrin: I guess I oughta charge the lord of Blades, or do we want to let him leave and focus on living?
Igfig: well, if you charge him you'll suffer an OA
Igfig: from the juggernaut on you
Igfig: and the houndmunculi have readied actions
Orrin_Torrin: Then do we just want to let him go?
Orrin_Torrin: I could use a ruling here.
frosty: yeah i think
Orrin_Torrin: PARTY.
Igfig: Guys this is important question
Varus: what question
Varus: do we let him go??
frosty: can he control the ship without me
Varus: i dont think so
Orrin_Torrin: Should I let him go or eat 3 OAs to try and get him off hte elevator?
Varus: i assume he's gone once his turn comes around
Varus: do you think
Orrin_Torrin: Wait a sec.
Varus: you could jump right over the dogs
Orrin_Torrin: I might be able to get him without moving.
Varus: ???
Blaze_Rat: I have Spike Growth still, I can't turn into an animal next turn because my bonus action will be to stop being a rat, I can cast that surrounding him and his dogs if we want.
frosty: i can charge
Varus: how much hp do you have frosty
Orrin_Torrin: I was thinking I could fear him, but all it would do is make his speed 0.
frosty: but i have two dudes on me
Orrin_Torrin: He could presumably still leave.
Orrin_Torrin: If all he has to do is ride the elevator.
Igfig: also, do note that he is a construct
Blaze_Rat: Also he is a construct to I don't think fear would affect him.
frosty: i have 65 hp left Varus
Varus: okay
Orrin_Torrin: It says one creature, do they not count as creatures?
Varus: you cna probably rush them
Varus: and eat the OAS
Varus: though thatd be 4 on you frosty
Igfig: they're immune to most mind-affecting effects
Orrin_Torrin: That's a lot of OAs.
Igfig: I can pull up the list if you like
Varus: think you can take that?
Blaze_Rat: I suppose the real question is, are we even capable of stopping him with these guards on top of us and his dogs there?
Varus: I think we are
Varus: you have the fire orb roght
Varus: also i have a plan
Orrin_Torrin: Not with you two going after him.
Varus: if things go badly
frosty: anything hits me on/past my first turn is gonna get burnt
Orrin_Torrin: Ben and I can't get to him without eating a LOT of damage.
Blaze_Rat: Oh wait:
Blaze_Rat: I have Hold Person, don't know if that fits him though.
frosty: guys
frosty: guys
Varus: we go after him
Varus: he's prob just gunna hit a button and go up
frosty: IM ON A COLLISION COURSE
frosty: I AM OUT OF CONTROL
Varus: OH
Varus: SHIT
Orrin_Torrin: OH SHIT.
Blaze_Rat: So that's a yar then.
Varus: WHOA OH OH OH
Varus: get 'em ben
Varus: orrin focus on that dude on you
Orrin_Torrin: Alright, so Ben's got the thing.
Orrin_Torrin: I'll get myself clear.
Varus: we have some means of healing
Igfig: here's a stone golem's immunities: Damage Immunities poison, psychic; bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical weapons that aren’t adamantine Condition Immunities charmed, exhaustion, frightened, paralyzed, petrified, poisoned
frosty: i dont see fire immunity there
Varus: it is not!
Orrin_Torrin: Stone golem's don't have like... souls. But that's whatever, my shit wouldn't work anyway.
Igfig: he'd be about the same, except only resistant to weapons
Orrin_Torrin: golems*
Blaze_Rat: No hold person for him then.
Varus: would it be metagaming to ask how much hp the LOB has
Varus: i figure it would be
Varus: like total hp 
Igfig: yes
Varus: ok
Orrin_Torrin: It definitely would be.
frosty: figure its like 2000
Orrin_Torrin: Alright, I'm just gonna whack the shit out of my dude.
Orrin_Torrin: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 1d20+6: [6] = 12
Orrin_Torrin: I assume that's not good.
frosty: hahaha
Orrin_Torrin: I get two attacks though.
Orrin_Torrin: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 1d20+6: [13] = 19
Igfig: well, you whack him but you just bounce off
Varus: huh
Varus: ig he isnt immune to necromantic damage?
Blaze_Rat: But yeah I've got flame sphere I have spike growth I've got heat metal, I can only have one of those spells going though because of the whole concentration thing.
Igfig: which puts him sufficiently off-balance for your second attack to seriously dent his chestplate!
Blaze_Rat: Which in hindsight means way back when I couldn't have had the spike growth and fire wall at the same time, so whoops.
Igfig: that's a hit Orrin
Orrin_Torrin: Alright, I'm gonna drop my Divine Smite on there at level one as well.
Igfig: It looks like constructs are not immune to necrotic damage
Orrin_Torrin: 2d6
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 2d6: [6, 3] = 9
Orrin_Torrin: 2d8
Fortuna: Orrin_Torrin, 2d8: [3, 4] = 7
Blaze_Rat: How lovely.
Orrin_Torrin: 16.
Varus: yesss
Varus: okay im gunna fuck him up
Igfig: awright
Orrin_Torrin: Does the new character sheet have spell slot checks?
Igfig: Frosty turn!
frosty: 3rd page Orrin_Torrin
Igfig: Uh, I think so, but it might be on p3
Igfig: yeah
Varus: GET EM FROSTY
Blaze_Rat: Not really, the spell section of the new character sheet is a little subpar, especially considering how well constructed it is otherwise.
frosty: fueled by the sudden betrayal 
frosty: frosty snaps
Igfig: luckily you can tweak the character sheet as it is a spreadsheet
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah it doesn't have the spots to track how many you have like the old one did.
Igfig: I'll see what I can do to improve it
Orrin_Torrin: I'll add one for now.
Blaze_Rat: Yar, I can't make it as pretty though, cause I am unfamiliar with the workings of that thing.
frosty rips off sunglasses and fire reins
Blaze_Rat: Also oh crap I missed the music cue!
Varus: frosty whats your attack
Igfig: oh shit, I totally forgot to follow the music link way back when
frosty: ig what is the roll to collision course a throne room
Igfig: what?
Blaze_Rat: That one was more for the tension, though all of Transistor's music is really good.
Blaze_Rat: I think he is trying to ram the ship into here, but he is not in the ship.
Orrin_Torrin: I think he just wants to charge the LoB.
Blaze_Rat: Also reprising for the Lord of Blades since that last guy was actually the Colonel of Cutlery:
Blaze_Rat: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRCJSBG13E606BF3A0&thresh=50
frosty: i am gonna use my ON A COLLISION COURSE aspect to slam through the room at lob
Blaze_Rat: Red Sun, whose lyrics are mostly appropriate for the Lord of Blade's views.
Blaze_Rat: not 100% bug eh.
Blaze_Rat: But eh*
Igfig: ahh
Igfig: got it Frosty
Igfig: Save the actual invoke for when you need the reroll, because I don't know if you'll want to use it on an OA or the attack itself
frosty: ok
Igfig: but okay, first you have two OAs from the guys threatening you
Varus quit.
Orrin_Torrin: By Waffle.
Orrin_Torrin: bye*
Blaze_Rat: Eugh, that was an awkward jump.
Varus joined #pwot_dnd.
Igfig:  2#1d20+5 vs Frosty
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Frosty: [15] = 20; vs Frosty: [9] = 14
frosty: and i have my glasses off now, so errbody be getting firedamge
Orrin_Torrin: Yeah that's super awkward.
Varus: well that was odd
Varus: whatd i miss
Igfig:  2#1d10+3
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d10+3: [9] = 12; 1d10+3: [6] = 9
Blaze_Rat: Not much I think.
Varus: shit
Igfig: halved damage though
Varus: whats the name of the infinite music looper again
Orrin_Torrin: That last jump is real smooth.
Igfig: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRCJSBG13E606BF3A0&thresh=50
frosty: so 10 total?
Orrin_Torrin: Yep.
frosty: yeah
Igfig: yep, from the first two
Blaze_Rat: I think I need to adjust some of this yet, this is what happens when I don't prepare this song properly even though I knew it was likely to come back.
frosty: i can math
Igfig: and then you get to the hounds
frosty gulp
Varus: shit ig that song is good
Varus: better than mine i think
Orrin_Torrin: Don't worry Frosty, I can heal you a bunch.
frosty: good
Igfig: and they use their readied bite attacks.
frosty: bite means fire damage
Igfig:  2#1d20+5
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [5] = 10; 1d20+5: [3] = 8
Igfig: wooooow
Orrin_Torrin: Just horrible.
Orrin_Torrin: These hounds suck.
frosty: in their mouths
Varus: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRKDKCJ148BF6B988D
Varus: this was my idea
Orrin_Torrin: Worst dogs ever.
frosty: burning tongues
frosty: 2#1d10
Fortuna: frosty, 1d10: [5] = 5; 1d10: [7] = 7
Igfig: also oh, I guess the juggers that hit you also take damage
Varus: actually this loops relaly well
frosty: 2#1d10
Fortuna: frosty, 1d10: [10] = 10; 1d10: [5] = 5
Igfig: these two missed you though
Igfig: so they don't take the damage
Blaze_Rat: I found a significantly better upload actually, though it seems to be half instrumental half-with lyrics, but still.
frosty: oh oky
Blaze_Rat: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRGXRAG1413921DEDF&sq=0
Varus: you gunna doyour attack frosty
Varus: you charged at the guy for a reason after al
Igfig: one sec
Orrin_Torrin: KICK HIS ASS BEN.
Varus: any way you can stun him
Igfig: and one of them took another d10 damage when he hit you on his turn
Varus: or just block the elevator form going up
Igfig:  1d10
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d10: [4] = 4
Igfig: aright
Varus: just give me and peter enough time to get there
Varus: just 6 seconds
Igfig: go ahead Frosty, make your attack
frosty: okay
frosty: 1d20+6
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+6: [11] = 17
Igfig: Blaze that last one loops so bad
Igfig: I am stuck in a loop loop
Varus: haha peter sucks
Blaze_Rat: Yar, maybe it loops too loopy.
Igfig: or wait maybe it's my internet
Blaze_Rat: Also it seems the sound quality is lower actually.
Igfig: ahahaah
Blaze_Rat: Which may be why it is looping better.
Igfig: every time I tell it to go to a new spot, it jups back to one single beat and just stays there
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: Frosty!
Blaze_Rat: In fact that would make a lot of sense why it would loop better, so yar.
Igfig: You JUST miss the Lord of Blades
frosty: hang on
Igfig: but you've got that reroll!
frosty: 1d20+6
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+6: [12] = 18
Orrin_Torrin: YAY BEN
frosty: boom
Varus: yeSSSS
Igfig: ohhh shit
Blaze_Rat: Right, now I'm thinking of just re-uploading it myself and see what happens.
Igfig: so what are you doing with your charger feat, more damage or the push?
Orrin_Torrin: Push him off the elevator.
frosty: what is the layout here
Varus: push him so he stumbles
Igfig: also music is working ok now
Varus: or push him off the elevator
frosty: because i dont think charge would let me change direction
frosty: because it is a momentum thing
Igfig: indeed
Varus: welll
Orrin_Torrin: Well I mean you can just push him backward off it.
Varus: if its a momentum thing
Varus: you could lower your shoulder
Varus: slam
Varus: lift
Orrin_Torrin: And dare him to come take it from you.
Varus: and toss him behidn yuo
Orrin_Torrin: LOWER THE BOOM.
Orrin_Torrin: Do like a sweet tornado spin.
Orrin_Torrin: And throw him back to me.
Igfig: he had his back to a window, but I don't think he's close enough to it for you to launch him out
Varus: then orrin can baseball him out the window
frosty: okay then!
Orrin_Torrin: I feel like throwing him out a window defeats the purpose anyway.
Varus: i can launch him out though
Varus: with thunder wave
Orrin_Torrin: We wnat him to stay here1
Blaze_Rat: Not if we go out the window after him.
Varus: it'll be a good finale to the fight
Orrin_Torrin: That's the whole reason we didn't let him leave!
Varus: thunderwave him out
frosty: i push him out the back
Varus: oh
Varus: right
Varus: yeah so lets not throw him out a window
Orrin_Torrin: Throw his dogs out the window.
Varus: sure yeah
Orrin_Torrin: On your turn.
frosty: but i dont go with him ig
Blaze_Rat: We can, potentially, jump out the window after him and have him separated from the rest of this mess.
frosty: just the shove
Varus: well no im blighting him
frosty: to clear him
Orrin_Torrin: Oh yeah. I'll try to baseball a dog out the window.
Orrin_Torrin: I actually have that spell.
frosty: 1d10
Fortuna: frosty, 1d10: [1] = 1
frosty: hahahah
Igfig: wait what
frosty: one fire damage
Igfig: okay, your damage is 2d6+4
Igfig: not 1d10
Varus: uh yeah
Orrin_Torrin: But more importantly, he's off hte elevator.
frosty: oh right
Igfig: not yet
frosty: 2d6+4
Fortuna: frosty, 2d6+4: [6, 1] = 11
frosty: there we go
Igfig: Right. Frosty, make your Athletics check.
Varus: you knwo if we launch him out
frosty: 1d20+4
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+4: [15] = 19
Varus: we can all jump out after and i can feather fall us
Orrin_Torrin: Can you get us all at once?
Blaze_Rat: Yar, could be fun, certainly would be dramatic.
Orrin_Torrin: Also, two of us already went this round.
Varus: with a MULTITASING fate point
Varus: but then ill be out of fate points
Igfig: and now his athletics check
Orrin_Torrin: How many Fate Points do you have?
Varus: 1
Igfig:  1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+8: [8] = 16
Orrin_Torrin: Didn'y you use it to make rat noises in the hallway?
Igfig: hmmmm
Varus: that was one
Varus: oh did i not use another?
Varus: cool i have 2 then
Orrin_Torrin: Oh you have one LEFT.
Igfig: but to be pushed around would be weakness
Blaze_Rat: Feather Fall targets up to 5 different creatures normally.
Igfig: and Weakness is an Abomination
Orrin_Torrin: Sweet.
Blaze_Rat: It is cast as a reaction.
Igfig:  1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+8: [6] = 14
Igfig: GAH
Orrin_Torrin: Ha, what a pussy.
Varus: yeaahhh fuck you lord of blades
Blaze_Rat: On creatures already falling.
frosty: oh wait, i get +5 to the charge check
Varus: lord of LAMES
Igfig: all right, you shove him back
Varus: ok i can feather fall us then
Orrin_Torrin: Isn't that the second time Ben has dumped him on his ass?
frosty: GET BACK MOTHEFUCKER
Igfig: eh?
Varus: nah
Varus: just the one
Varus: my turn?
Igfig: uh no
Orrin_Torrin: I thought he threw him out of the ship that one time.
Orrin_Torrin: Did he not go?
Orrin_Torrin: Oh.
Igfig: it's the Lord of Blades' turn
Varus: no that was a random guy
Varus: oh
Varus: right
Varus: yeah
Blaze_Rat: that was the Colonel of Cutlery.
Orrin_Torrin: Oh I just thought that guy was there.
Orrin_Torrin: Oh well.
frosty: I AINT PLAYIN AROUND
Orrin_Torrin: Is he knocked prone by Ben's push or just back?
Igfig: first Lob takes his burn damage
Igfig:  1d10
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d10: [1] = 1
frosty: YOU MADE ONE FALSE MOVE I TAKE YOU DOWN
Orrin_Torrin: You skipped so many lines, I don't even know what to say.
Varus: dang
frosty: told you ig
frosty: 1 fire damage
Orrin_Torrin: Can't you see we in the club, man SHUT THE FUCK UP. YEAH YEAH WOOP WOOP WHY YOU ALL IN MY EAR.
frosty: [22:28] <frosty> 1d10
frosty: [22:28] <Fortuna> frosty, 1d10: [1] = 1
frosty: [22:28] <frosty> hahahah
frosty: [22:29] <~Igfig> wait what
frosty: [22:29] <frosty> one fire damage
frosty: I CAME i came I SAW i saw I HIT EM RIGHT DEAD IN THE JAW
Orrin_Torrin: in the jawww.
Igfig: oh, first thing first
Orrin_Torrin: Caught 'em with a right hook, caught 'em with a jab. Caught 'em with an uppercut, kicked him in his ass.
Igfig: when you smacked him Frosty, you run the risk of being hit by one of his blades 
Igfig:  1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+8: [18] = 26
Igfig:  1d8+4 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [5] = 9
frosty: PUT A DTP PENDANT AT THE END OF YO CHAIN, PUT THE BOOTY OF A SHWISH AT THE END OF A FLAAAAME
Igfig: so you took 4 damage there
Igfig: and then he says
Igfig: "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WILL GET BACK"
Igfig: because I guess I'm no good at combat quips
Igfig: or he isn't, one or the other
Igfig: and then
Orrin_Torrin: It seems super appropriate for this guy, actually.
Igfig: slams into Frosty himself
frosty: WOOOOO
Varus: he gets burned again
Igfig:  2#1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+8: [5] = 13; 1d20+8: [10] = 18
Blaze_Rat: Looking at that image of the Lord of Blades again, I suddenly wish Dire Turtles were a thing.
Igfig: I should mention that his triple sword has unfolded for this
frosty: hahahhaha
Igfig:  2d8+4+2d6 from that hit
Fortuna: Igfig, from that hit: [7, 7, 3, 3] = 24
frosty: bring it motherfucker
Igfig: so 12
Orrin_Torrin: BURN HIM BACK BEN.
Varus: good god
Igfig: and then he'll be pushing too
Varus: lets try and like
Varus: stay away
Igfig:  1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+8: [6] = 14
Varus: from him
frosty: 1d20+4
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+4: [18] = 22
Igfig: grr
frosty: SUCK MY DICK
Orrin_Torrin: http://s464.photobucket.com/user/afterpandora/media/direseaturtle.jpg.html
Igfig: Invoking Charge Unsubtly Into The Breach
Orrin_Torrin: There you go.
Igfig:  1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+8: [19] = 27
Igfig: BAZAM
Varus: ouch
Igfig: Now you are the one who is flung back Frosty
Igfig: albeit not quite as far
Orrin_Torrin: BURN HIM.
Blaze_Rat: That picture is awesome, but I don't think that is a sea turtle anymore.
Orrin_Torrin: But it is SUPER dire.
Blaze_Rat: Super duper dire.
Igfig: And he actually still has an attack left, with his other hand
Varus: in dire need of a HAIR CUTE MAYBE
Varus: hair cut*
frosty: oh yeah he takes fire damage at the start of his turn
Orrin_Torrin: But yeah, "Ragnarok Torterra" sounds more accurate.
Igfig: HAIR CUTE TURTLE
Blaze_Rat: Like dang turtle, your hair be stylin.
Igfig: and normally he'd use his embedded wand, but instead he slams the elevator controls
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Igfig: and quickly begins to ascend
frosty: ig did you do his start of turn fire damage
Orrin_Torrin: Whoa.
Igfig: I did
frosty: cool
Igfig: he took 1 damage
Igfig: Orrin what
frosty: always
frosty: wtf Orrin_Torrin
Orrin_Torrin: I was trying to send a picture of a turtle with cute hair.
Orrin_Torrin: http://i2.wp.com/zumlerr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/xRiGpJk.jpg?w=500
Orrin_Torrin: There.
frosty: that looks nothing like me
Igfig: And okay, his turn is over
Igfig: Varus!
Varus: ok so now my turn my movement I jump to catch onto the elevator he is lifting on
Blaze_Rat: So he is back on the elevator and hit the button, so either we knock him off of it while we still can or he gets away.
Orrin_Torrin: Maybe knock him off the elevator, Varus.
frosty: get him!
Varus: I can
Varus: it's time
Varus: to USE
Orrin_Torrin: There'll be time to Blight later.
Varus: wait do i need to roll acrobatics
Varus: to jump and grab onto the ascending elevator
Orrin_Torrin: Can't you just shoot him off there?
Varus: it didnt get very high i imagine
Varus: since he had to hit it at the end of his turn
Varus: honestly I'm not sure
Igfig: it's about halfway up I'll say
Blaze_Rat: Yar what spella re you using?
Varus: i dont know if i have anything that can naturally push it back
Orrin_Torrin: Thunder wave?
Igfig: he'll be away at the beginning of his next turn
Varus: my plan was to use song of the sorcelator for two shocking grasps
Varus: normally it makes them unable to react
frosty: waffle use your "shooting star leaping through the skies"aspect
Varus: but since he is made of metal
Varus: and its two
Varus: i imagine it would shoot him backwards at LEAST a square
frosty: and jump the fool
Varus: to push him off the elevator
Blaze_Rat: That wouldn't knock him off though, that'd just put you on the elevator up with him alone.
Varus: and since its already going up he'd be stuck there with us
Orrin_Torrin: What happened to Thunder Wave, though?
Igfig: no I don't think that would happen at all Varus
Varus: alright
Varus: i'll just thunderwave his ass
Igfig: you'd just have advantage with shocking grasp
Orrin_Torrin: Seriously though look at that smug turtle with his fly hair.
Varus: so do I need to roll to get up there
Igfig: okay, that's a Str save right?
Orrin_Torrin: What's the range on it?
Blaze_Rat: Yeah, you do still have to get near him for the thunderwave.
Orrin_Torrin: I imagine you can just cast it from the bottom and get him.
Varus: con save ig
Blaze_Rat: It goes off 15 feet around the caster, from the caster.
Varus: that is true
Igfig: it's a 15-foot cube, so you just have to be nearby
Igfig: you can hit him fromt he ground
Varus: okay
Varus: Im still invisible
Varus: do I have advantage?
frosty: guys if you are still needing ideas for fate aspects, get back motherfucker is full of good shit
Varus: or well
Varus: its a save so he has disadvantage
Varus: at a sudden smash of thunder wave at him
Varus: from nowhere
Varus: ig?
Blaze_Rat: I think being close enough to get him you'd also be close enough to get his dogs, and also Frosty unless he was pushed far enough away.
Orrin_Torrin: He is already off-balance at having been pushed back once. And on fire.
Varus: oh its gunna get everyone
Varus: sorry orrin
Igfig: It looks like being unable to see someone would not normally grant disadvantage on saves against their effects
Orrin_Torrin: I'll live.
Varus: sorry blaze
Igfig: but in this case it makes sense Varus
Blaze_Rat: I don't think me and Orrin are close enough are we?
Igfig: yeah he gets disad
Varus: yeah alright
Orrin_Torrin: Actually this is a nice chance for me to disengage from this dildo.
Igfig: so 
Varus: on a con save
Igfig:  2#1d20+8
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+8: [20] = 28; 1d20+8: [16] = 24
Igfig: it's Str
Varus: HOLY DICKS
Orrin_Torrin: Holy shit.
Varus: no its on
Varus: con
Blaze_Rat: No it isn't.
Blaze_Rat: It is con, yar.
frosty: BAM
Varus: Each creature in a 15-­-foot cube originating from you must make a Constitution saving throw.
Orrin_Torrin: He rolled a 20 either way, I think he'll be just fine.
Varus: with disadvantage
Varus: so 16
Varus: but still
Orrin_Torrin: Oh yeah. A 16 then.
Igfig: right, but wouldn't it be Str with the alternate saving throw rules?
Varus: nope
Varus: just con
Blaze_Rat: I'm not sure, I'd have to look at what those rules said.
Blaze_Rat: But Con still seems kind of the thing, weathering the storm.
Igfig: Specifically mentions Thunderwave
Varus: oh really
Varus: what rule is it
Blaze_Rat: I don't think it would matter much if you use those same rolls anyways though.
Igfig: also, his con save is only one worse
Igfig: so yeah it would not matter
Varus: well either way he way dodged it
Blaze_Rat: Ah, so the alternate saving throw rule changed it then.
Igfig: he takes half damage
Orrin_Torrin: Don't the dogs have to roll, too?
Varus: no he just takes 2d8 i think
Igfig: oh right
Blaze_Rat: Alright, life continues along, he doesn't get pushed so he is escaping.
Varus: 2d8
Fortuna: Varus, 2d8: [2, 3] = 5
Orrin_Torrin: Oh yeah, that robot I missed before is supposed to take 3 more damage from my Great Weapon fighting.
Varus: so 5 damage
Orrin_Torrin: By the way.
Varus: hmmm
Varus: i just have my movement since i never jumped
Igfig:  2#1d20+5 Hilt; 2#1d20+5 Pommel
Fortuna: Igfig, Hilt: [7] = 12; Hilt: [13] = 18; Pommel: [19] = 24; Pommel: [15] = 20
Varus: fuck it guys im going up
Varus: and if i dont make it back
Varus: tell frosty
Igfig: I think one of them fails then
Varus: to EAT THE FIRE SOCK
Varus: yeah the first hilt failed
Varus: and now
frosty: is Varus dead
Blaze_Rat: Are you really sure you want to get on an elevator with a guy made of literal swords?
Varus: 1d20 athletics to jump onto the elevator
Fortuna: Varus, athletics to jump onto the elevator: [2] = 2
Varus: AW
Blaze_Rat: CAuse if you do then you totally are.
Varus: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Orrin_Torrin: Hahahahahaha.
Varus: apparently not
Blaze_Rat: Hooray for dice preventing suicide.
Varus: i had a plan to literally explode myself
Orrin_Torrin: I'll try to follow him guys, don't worry about it.
Igfig: The houndmunculus Hilt falls off the elevator
Varus: yeah please just get up there and push him down
Varus: MAN IM KIND OF SAD I DIDNT GET TO DO MY DRAMATIC SUICIDE
frosty: me too
Orrin_Torrin: Although actually can Blaze do it?
frosty: ;(
Orrin_Torrin: It seems like a job for a tiger.
Blaze_Rat: I'm in your pocket right now as a rat.
Igfig: hey blaze you wanna commit suicide
Orrin_Torrin: To leap easily up there and knock his ass down.
Varus: tru
Blaze_Rat: I can't turn into an animal this turn, I can only stop being a rat, and also cast a spell.
Orrin_Torrin: Well I mean I assumed you'd shift first.
Orrin_Torrin: Oh gotcha.
Orrin_Torrin: Well, do you have any like... wind spells?
Varus: put the fire orb on the elevator
Varus: GUIDED BY THE WINDS
Varus: FIRE ORB PUSHED BY WIND TO SMACK HIM OFF
Orrin_Torrin: Don't put fire up there, I have to try to go up there.
Blaze_Rat: I have Windwall prepared actually, we might be able to pull something with that.
Varus: use your guided by the winds aspect
Blaze_Rat: But I suppose it is my turn now actually if Varus is done.
Varus: yeah
Varus: GARRUMPH
Varus: you should put the fire orb on the elevator 
Varus: itd be cooler
Blaze_Rat: Now the thing with windwall is normally it doesn't shove people, yar.
Orrin_Torrin: It will slightly hurt him, and then it will hurt me when I go try to knock him down.
Blaze_Rat: I can't knock him off the elevator with the flame sphere though.
Orrin_Torrin: I would imagine it can't knock him down then.
Blaze_Rat: With a fate point I might be able to do something with Wind Wall though.
Orrin_Torrin: I don't think we should go down the "Fate Points allow you to radically rewrite entire spells" hole too far.
Igfig: well, do you have Gust of Wind?
Blaze_Rat: Wind Wall's normal text is strength throw if in it when it pops up and then damage, and the wind stops fog, smoke, and other gases at bay, and small or smaller flying creatures or objects can't pass through the wall.
frosty: waffle already broke spells
Varus: well
frosty: now we are just enjoying the shards
Varus: the elevator is 5 feet
Varus: i assume
Blaze_Rat: Sadly I do not have Gust of Wind, yar.
Varus: im tellin you man
Varus: fate point it
Varus: this is our last chance before orrin has to do it
Orrin_Torrin: Blaze goes before him, too.
Blaze_Rat: I'm thinking maybe getting rid of Hold Person later, but yar the only thing I've got as is is Windwall.
Igfig: I'd let you spend an FP to change your wind wall into Gust of Wind for a casting
Orrin_Torrin: And both of us can push.
Varus: this is blaze's turn
Orrin_Torrin: Err, Frosty.
Varus: oh yeah
frosty: ig my heat only affects things i am physically touching because reasons yes?
Igfig: correct
frosty: aight good
Blaze_Rat: Yeah, Wind Wall is a level 3 spell with Gust of Wind being a level 2, and Gust of Wind doesn't have anything for higher level castings.
Varus: well
Varus: FP to change a spell down one level
Varus: sounds fine i think
Orrin_Torrin: In this instance, I think it's worth it to switch to Gust of Wind if it gets him down here.
Varus: he cant get 20's forever
Blaze_Rat: Yar, I was just going to see if I could get a little extra, but yar.
Igfig: oh yeah, I forgot a thing
Igfig: at the end of Varus' turn
Igfig: the LoB uses a Legendary Action to use his wand of magic missile
Igfig:  3d4+3 damage on Varus
Fortuna: Igfig, damage on Varus: [3, 2, 3] = 11
Orrin_Torrin: Did Hilt take damage from falling off the elevator?
Varus: wait whats a legendary action
Blaze_Rat: Alright, so I leap free of Orrin in a direction that does not have a warforged trying to kill us.
Igfig: a thing that certain powerful creatures can do
Blaze_Rat: I'm guessing it is like a Lair action, yar.
Igfig: yeah, very similar
Varus: well ok then
Orrin_Torrin: Ig shouldn't Hilt have taken damage from falling 15 feet from an elevator?
Igfig: oh, sure
Blaze_Rat: I can transform into things, but I do not have access to their legendary or lair actions, as specifically stated in the transformation rules.
Igfig:  1d6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6: [6] = 6
Orrin_Torrin: HA.
Orrin_Torrin: Good call, Erik.