Harry: death is a bro
Yin: You wake up gasping for air in the basement again.
Harry: im gunna buy him so many burgers
Harry: we should end there and continue next week since it just hit midnight
Harry: so i guess for death im gunna have to devote myself to killing undead and shit?
Bartleby: yeah, I was hoping for a cliffhanger but that's probably about the best stoppign point we're likely to ahve
Harry: since he wants those souls
Carmine: according to my religion if Harry dies then he was not meant to live
Harry: with my whip i will become castlevania
Bartleby: so far that seems to be true
Yin: You hear the entire structure of the house grown around you.
Carmine: because people who dont make it past the suffering do not deserve the reward on the other side
Yin: groan*
Yin: And yeah.
Yin: Do you guys want to do more of this next week then?
Quorra: I'd like to.
Harry: yeah 
Carmine: yeah
Harry: harry has reached a moment of enlightenment
Harry: this is an important milestone
Quorra: Erik 2 says he will not likely be able to play again anytime soon, so as long as Waffle is with us I'm fine taking a break from Eberron.
Bartleby: I am fine witht hat
Harry: so erik 2 came around once then vanished forever
Quorra: Basically yeah.
Harry: excellent
Harry: so next week:
Carmine: hahahahaha "bartleby my religion says harry should die. do you still not like it"
Harry: the horrors of the haunted hovel
Bartleby: "You make some compelling points"
Yin: Alrighty, next week things get more intense and active.
Yin: Oh wait, I suppose we do end of session actually.
Yin: Alright, didn't think of any tailored questions, did you guys defeat a notable enemy?
jasper joined #pwot_dnd.
jasper: ?!?!
Yin: Oh wait, I suppose we do end of session actually.
Harry: what
Yin: Alright, didn't think of any tailored questions, did you guys defeat a notable enemy?
Carmine: i dont think any of my bonds have been resolved
Harry: hm
Quorra: I mean I'd call the pig intestines notable.
Harry: the intestines are notable
Quorra: If only because they nearly killed two of us and nobody knows what they were.
Harry: i dont have any bonds or anything we'll have to fill out my character later peter
Carmine: i mean i have saved Quorra a bunch but she still needs me
Yin: Alright, everyone gets an xp for that.
Harry: yippee
Harry: oh
Harry: do i get xp for dying 4 times
Quorra: Peter can you read your list of my bonds to me? I feel like I'm missing one.
Yin: Did we learn anything new or important?
Carmine: how much xp do we get before level 2?
Harry: hmmm
Bartleby: Did I only get one XP total this session
Quorra: We learned that this mansion haunted as fuck.
Harry: we learned that something is totally fuckin up with this house
Harry: and we need to get to the bottom of it if we wanna escape
Bartleby: I didn't personally defeat this notable enemy
Yin: So yar, everyone mark xp with that one.
Yin: Yar, so sounds like Bartleby did not fulfill his alignment.
Quorra: You level on your level +7 Ben. So 8 for this one.
Harry: poor bae
Bartleby: although I am starting to think that I may not have to worry about Quorra being able to get along in the dungeon?
Harry: dang
Yin: And there hasn't really been any treasure, so that question is useless in this one.
Harry: so close to 8
Bartleby: So I can mark that one resolved
Yin: Well, that's up to you and Quorra.
Carmine: really?
Yin: Yar, if you have a bond you think is resolved you ask the other player, if they think so as well, then you mark it as resolved and give yourself an xp.
Carmine: my protecting bond over Quorra is still good and strong
Quorra: I failed an awful lot of rolls for you to be totally over it. The only thing I really did was chop at that intestine, and then it did way more damage to me.
Quorra: I guess I did get us over the larvae, though.
Bartleby: Quorra showed some good instincts in dealing with the larvae
Quorra: So you might think I have my own skills.
Quorra: We agree!
Quorra: I'd give you an XP for that.
Bartleby: Still needs to get harder though
Yin: Alright then.
Quorra: Does the bond "being resolved" mean it goes away?
Bartleby: so I'll keep that bond
Bartleby: yeah
Quorra: Ahhh. Then yeah I'd say I haven't done enough to prove myself entirely yet.
Bartleby: I really wanted to resolve one bond so I could add a bond of some sort to Harry
Yin: Yar, being resolved means it goes away and you can make a new one, with that person or with someone else, depending on what happened in the session.
Quorra: What was your bond to Carmine?
Yin: You can also only resolve one bond a session, so that's a thing.
Quorra: I don't think my "writing a song about" bond with Bartleby can be resolved until something super rad happens.
Bartleby: yeah
Quorra: And "Carmine told me a secret" seems like it can only be resolved if I tell other people that secret.
Quorra: So I don't think I got any this session.
Carmine: you wrote a song about me!
Harry: i didnt have any bonds or anything
Yin: Or if nothing super rad happens you could give up on the song making about him cause his adventures are dull.
Harry: you did!
Harry: to inspire them
Harry: to aid reember
Harry: at the stairs
Bartleby: Working version of my bond is "Harry is a dick that needs to be either killed or undicked"
Quorra: I don't have a song bond with Carmine.
Quorra: I'
Quorra: m composing a bardic ballad about Bartleby's adventures.
Yin: The way a bond works is it describes a part of your relationship to that character, yar.  If what it says no longer defines your relationship, then it is resolved, yar.
Carmine: how would 'Bartleby has insulted my deity; I do not trust them' be resolved
Quorra: I think I'm good on bonds, then.
Harry: then i think bartleby can add that bond
Quorra: Either you make amends or agree to disagree.
Harry: do i write the same thing into mine?
Yin: If he earns your trust then that could be one way.
Yin: No Harry you don't.
Harry: ok so i need to add a bond like
Harry: "must prove to bartleby im not a total waste"
Carmine: fat chance
Bartleby: I don't think our bond about the insults to Sucellus are resolved at all
Carmine: yeah
Yin: Sounds good to me, you've realized you shouldn't be such an asshole after all that dying so yar.
Harry: although
Harry: and this is waffle talking
Harry: being an asshole was fun
Yin: But back to some stuff, Quorra, do you feel like you spurred others to significant and unplanned decisive action?
Harry: i may encourage one of my players to work against the party 
Yin: And Carmine, did you endanger yourself following the precepts of your church or god?
Yin: Harry you did Leap into Danger without a plan, so mark xp for that.
Quorra: I don't think so. I was too busy fighting for my life to ponder the options.
Carmine: i chose to keep the sanctuary up rather than focus on the attack
Harry: yay!
Quorra: I did steal those spoons.
Bartleby: I have 3 XP, right
Yin: Yar, I'm thinking nah on the quorra one then.
Quorra: Oh wait, didn't I get Harry to go in the front door and almost get killed by Santa Claus?
Harry: wel
Harry: harry sort of did that on his own
Carmine: so that i could heal Quorra, at risk of not protecting myself should the intestine got to me
Yin: I think so, I lost track of marking xp myself though so I'm thinking I might want to double check the logs, cause things got a little hectic there.
Quorra: I mean I was the only one who said that out loud.
Carmine: that counts i think
Quorra: In character.
Harry: harry did that deliberately to say fuck you to yall
Harry: igfig, upd8
Bartleby: !
Yin: Yeah that counts Carmine, mark xp.
Quorra: Well, if Harry just did it coincidentally then no I didn't spur anyone to anything.
Harry: well
Harry: in a way you did
Harry: you insisted on going around abck without explaining why
Harry: harry would have listened if you said your god was guiding you
Harry: but you were just like EH LETS GO AROUND ABCK
Quorra: I didn't, that was Carmine.
Harry: so he went fuck u im going in the front
Harry: oh
Quorra: I don't have a god.
Yin: So yar, probably not then.
Quorra: I just followed Bartleby and Carmine because I know them.
Bartleby: we were all like hey let's go look around back
Bartleby: or at least I was, and then carmine also was
Bartleby: but eyah
Yin: Alright, so Bartleby has 3 xp marked, how much xp do you other guys have marked right now?
Quorra: I wanted to go in the front, but not enough to do it without you two.
Quorra: I have 5.
Harry: 7
Carmine: i prayed and then chose to go around back, if that doesnt say "divine guiding" then you gotta work on int
Yin: I was about to say really?  But yeah there were a lot of failed rolls happening to you there.
Carmine: i dont know Yin, ill go back through 
Harry: if i counted every failed roll idk how high id be
Harry: so i just went to 7 cause i wasnt sure if id get a level
Quorra: Well, I don't think the death saves count.
Yin: Ah, so it is a case of I should look through the logs then for you.
Harry: yar
Yin: He didn't fail the death saves, so they definitely don't.
Quorra: Didn't he fail the first one?
Carmine: i can look through them myself
Yin: Nah he aced the first one, partialed the second and third.
Quorra: Anyway, I have to poop.
Quorra: So good evening gentlemen.
Harry: yes
Yin: yeah, we're closing up here.
Bartleby: Night
Harry: end 4 realz?
Yin: Yeah.
Bartleby: All right
Quorra quit.
Carmine: does this one where Quorra helped me over the fail with a song count as a fail
Bartleby: Bye Fortuna
Fortuna: Good night.