Igfig: Do you want to do a LAST TIME ON DUNGEON WORLD?
HarryTheGaykid: wait i only have one bond
HarryTheGaykid: is that suposed to be a thing
Carmine: 2d6+2 DISCERN
Fortuna: Carmine, DISCERN: [6, 5] = 13
Igfig: oh yeah, you started out with not very many
Yin: Alright, so last time at Morsten Manor:
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Carmine: what just happened here
Carmine: what is about to happen
Carmine: (no question really fits the 3, write-up wise)
Yin: Cook up a bond you want to write, one for Carmine and one for Quorra for now.
HarryTheGaykid: friendzoned by carmine
Yin: Last time you left town and approached Morsten Manor, discovering it to now be run down and decrepit in the time since its abandonment.
Yin: Harry broke away from the group to break in through the front, and was assaulted by a beast while the rest of you investigated around the back, finding both the old gardens and a locked mausoleum.
Yin: As an unudually sudden night fell upon the manor grounds you found yourself in a dining room, and the seemingly decrepit building began to look brand new, before being swarmed by larvae wearing the faces of those in torment.
Yin: You escaped down into the kitchens below, disgusted with Harry and his actions, leading to him being brought to death's gate multiple times as the intestines of a slaughtered pig tried to crush him.
HarryTheGaykid: the good ol days
Carmine: HarryTheGaykid cant even die right, the little shit
Yin: Harry learned from Death of a large grey thing, something that was stealing away souls that belonged to Death's domain, before coming back to life yet again.
Yin: Shortly after the intestines were cut to pieces, and you now find yourselves with a moment's peace in the kitchen.
Bartleby: All right, so.
Harry: "Ok. So. Guys."
Harry: "I know i been a lil shit, but you gotta believe me when I say that death told me a large gray thing was stealing souls from him"
Yin: The room is still dark, but the smell is gone and the light from Carmine's staff is enough to reveal that the pig carcass that had been tossed into the corner of the room is gone now.
Harry: "And I think, due to us being in here, that its somewhere in here and they want us to take it out"
Harry: death likes their souls after all
Bartleby: First things first, I think I need to take one of these knives if I'm going to survive being grabbed by anything else
Bartleby: which raises the question of why I don't have one already
Harry: yeah good question
Harry: how about everyone grab a knife
Bartleby: but in any case, are there any that look good?
Bartleby: Also, any idea where the pig went?
Bartleby: I'll Discern Realities
Harry: it died
Bartleby: 2d6-1
Fortuna: Bartleby, 2d6-1: [3, 5] = 7
Bartleby: What here is useful to me? and I guess... What should I be on the lookout for?
Yin: You only get 1 question actually.
Bartleby: oh oops
Bartleby: well then I guess the knife is my first priority, so just the first question
Carmine: my sancuary is still up btw
Carmine: "See Bartleby, Sucellus has healed quorra thrice now"
quorra: "I feel pretty great now.
quorra: "
Yin: What here is useful to you?  Well clearly these knives.  They seem of good quality, they aren't bent or broken or flimsy.  They aren't a proper weapon, but you could still do some good damage with them.
Bartleby: "Good for them, really busy right now."
Harry: how many knives are there
Carmine: " :P "
Yin: Besides the knives there are three doors in the kitchen, one of which leads back to that dining room you were in before, and two others that you don't know beyond.
Yin: Also the Sanctuary is definitely still up, yar.
Bartleby: okay, I guess I wanted to know if one was more suitable than the others, but if they're all good I'll just grab one at random and stick it in my belt
Harry: I do as well
Yin: There are enough knives that if you wanted you could all take one, yar.
Carmine: isnt Harry unconsious now?
Harry: no im up
Harry: and healed i think?
Yin: Nah he is conscious I think.
Harry: let me check my hp
Carmine: :/
Harry: yeah im at 5hp
Yin: I don't remember if anyone healed you actually.
Bartleby: "Okay, it looks like we have a moment. So let me just say:"
Harry: i thought you gave me 5hp
Bartleby: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS PLACE"
Carmine: i never healed Harry
Harry: no i mean yin did from me coming back to life
Yin: But yar, as a note next to the knife put that it does the worst of your normal damage, so you roll your damage twice and take the worst.
Carmine: ah
Bartleby: aright, cool
Yin: I don't do that?
Yin: I have no health giving ability.
Harry: ok then 1hp im at
Harry: i guess once i went down i just didnt edit it
Carmine: "can we kill him now?"
Harry: so first up i need to be healed if im gunna take part
Yin: Quorra is capable of healing as well, if Carmine won't, if neither will then yar.
Harry: hmmm
Bartleby: "I don't think Carmine has any healing to spare for you, kid."
Harry: can i use a tablecloth or something to bandage my own wounds
quorra: I guess I'll heal him.
Harry: *o*
Harry: <3
Yin: Yar there are some towels, you could use one as a makeshift bandage.
Harry: ok
Harry: so ill use one of those knives to cut up one of the towels
Harry: and begin bandaging my wounds 
quorra: Quorra plucks her lute and weaves a song about how she doesn't really want to heal Harry, but if anyone has to be strangled by pig intestines he might as well be the one.
quorra: 1d8
Fortuna: quorra, 1d8: [8] = 8
quorra: There you go Harry.
Harry: aww yis
Harry: can i add the towel bandage to that heal as well
Yin: Wait, you gotta roll your 2d6+charisma yet.
Bartleby: Meanwhile I'm trying to see up the stairs, whether the larvae followed us through or what
Yin: Or, actually you roll it after the effect takes place, interesting.
Yin: You still need to roll it though, yarp yar.
Bartleby: because I am getting jumpy when there are all these monsters that I know are around but can't see
quorra: 2d6+1
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6+1: [2, 2] = 5
quorra: Wump wump.
Yin: Mark xp.
Harry: oh
Harry: so how much do i get healed
Yin: Also I'm going to say the healing goes through all the same, you get that 8 hp Harry, and you get 4 more from the bandage.
Harry: ok cool
Harry: also
Harry: i take one towel because hitchhikers guide taught me towels are imperative
Bartleby: Oh, I didn't realize you could get hp back from binding your wounds
Bartleby: I wouldn't have drunk my potion if I'd known that
Yin: Speaking of wump wump,
Yin: Bartleby, as you near the door leading back to the dining room you hear something start slamming into it.
Carmine: "why are we helping him?"
Yin: Well he was using something in the room that I decided he could use as a bandage.
Harry: because someone needs to be strangled by intestines
Yin: I don't think you guys have any proper bandages on you.
Harry: may as well be me
quorra: "I
quorra: d really like to get out of here alive. If that means Harry dies, I'll take it. But I'
Yin: But yar, you hear something slamming into the door from the dining room Bartleby, what do you do?
Harry: ltes
Harry: not open that
quorra: m not gonna give up a chance to live because he's an asshole."
Harry: lets go through one of the other doors
quorra: I bet it's the larvae.
quorra: Let's not go in there.
Bartleby: "Probably, but let's not find out."
Harry: "Lets take one of the other doors"
Bartleby: "I guess we should keep moving."
Bartleby: I guess I'll open one of the doors, holding my shield in front of me in case something jumps out at us
quorra: Quorra follows with her sword held ready.
Harry: And harry holds his towel menacingly
Yin: So which door are you guys going to take?  The one that is on the same wall as the stairs up to the dining room or the one on the other wall?
Bartleby: the left one
Harry: lets take the one on the same wall
Harry: it probably leads down
Bartleby: always go left
Bartleby: uh, same wall I guess
Yin: Alright, you cautiously open the door to reveal a small hallway with staircases, stairs going up, stairs going down.  It's a smaller stairway, probably used by servants.
Yin: The lamps in the room are lit.
Harry: can we take a lamp off the wall
Yin: The thudding against the door from the dining room gets louder.
Harry: ooh boy
Harry: harry closes the door behind us
Bartleby: Up or down?
Harry: lets go down
Bartleby: I'm thinking down, easier to defend
Bartleby: okay
Harry: down down down to the bottom of the house
Bartleby: down
Yin: The lamps in here are attached to the wall.
Harry: lets go mines of moria on this bitch
Carmine: i have a light
Bartleby: I am all senses on high alert because this place is stressful as hell
Harry: maybe we can throw the lamp at something if we need to set it on fire
Harry: fire is fun
Yin: Yeah, Carmine's staff is still giving off light as well.
Yin: Alright, as Harry shut the door behind him you can't hear the thumps from above anymore, going down the staircase it creaks beneath your feet.
Yin: You make your way down to a dimly lit hallway with 8 doors along the walls, and another door at the end of the hall opposite of where you have come down.
Harry: god dammit
Harry: lets all take a door?
Harry: or just peak into each one as we walk
quorra: That sounds like a terrible idea.
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Bartleby: "How far underground are we, even?"
Carmine: "two floors"
Bartleby: We entered on the second floor, right?
Harry: "Alright who says we have a nice little picnic
Yin: Yeah, you entered on the second floor, went down to the first for the kitchen, seems like you'd be in the basement now.
Harry: so basement 1
Harry: ok
Harry: wait idea
Harry: lets take the lanterns and toss them into the rooms
Harry: so we dont have to walk in to check them out
Bartleby: the lanterns were attached to the wall
Harry: oh
Harry: well never mind that then
Bartleby: also they would break and start a fire
Harry: harry slams open the nearest door
Harry: loudly
Harry: good
Harry: fires are good
Yin: The room beyond the door is dark, from the bit of light spilling in through the door you think you can make out a bed in the corner, and some other modest furnishings.
Bartleby: "I really hope this room isn't haunted
Bartleby: "
Harry: "If my games I played back at the pub are right, this is a place we can rest and heal"
Bartleby: "Also, who would sleep in a basement?"
Bartleby: But I'll go in, shield at the ready
Harry: ig my room is in the basement :C
Bartleby: are they mistreating you waffle
Harry: i built the room
Bartleby: are they doing weird things to your mind?
Bartleby: Do you ever see the sun?
Harry: no
Bartleby: Oh, this is at home
Yin: How far in are you going?  As far as the light goes or into the darkness?
Harry: thats why im so pale
Bartleby: I thought you were taking about at uni
Harry: lets have the person with the light go in
Harry: oh no
Harry: hmm
Harry: lets discern reality
Harry: whats the roll for that again
Bartleby: yeah, carmine come in behind me, I don't want to be in the dark
Yin: +Wis.
quorra: 2d6+1
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6+1: [2, 3] = 6
quorra: Damn.
Harry: 2d6+1
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+1: [5, 2] = 8
Harry: ayy
Yin: Mark xp for Quorra.
Carmine: yeah ill be behind Bartleby
Harry: is 9 enough or 10 i forget
Yin:  10 is the best range start.
Harry: dang
Harry: ok
Harry: so harry
Yin:  8 is good enough for a single question though.
Harry: being unable to immediately discern stuff
Harry: o
Harry: okay then
Harry: what here is not what it appears to be
Yin: Quorra were you trying to discern any realities about the room?
quorra: Yeah.
Yin: Hmmm...
Harry: lets say i look around the furniture
Harry: so the question isnt so broad
Harry: or around the walls for a secret door
Carmine: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Carmine, 2d6+2: [2, 5] = 9
Carmine: what should i lookout for
Yin: So Harry, what here is not what it appears to be?  Well, looking through the room, looking through the drawers and such, you're pretty certain that despite the furnishings no one has ever lived in this room.  Ever.  No wear, no dust, it seems to be a room for someone to stay in but there was never a person who did.
Harry: hmmm
Harry: interesting
Harry: i mention that to everyome
Harry: are there no knickknacks or anything in here
Harry: or stuff to loot
Bartleby: "Then it's probably safer here? Let's close the door and have a rest."
Yin: Quorra while you are looking around the room you don't really pick up on anything, but you hear a noise in the hallway, and looking out you see that some of the lamps have gone out.
Harry: YEAH GREAT PLACE TO REST
quorra: "Uhhh, guys?
Harry: Harry shuts the door
Harry: "no worries"
Harry: "we good"
Bartleby: "Not a long rest."
Bartleby: "But we need to plan our next move"
Bartleby: (I heard you Quorra, but I don't think Bartleby did)
Yin: Carmine, what should you look out for?  You think that bed looks comfortable.  It's not made right though, the blanket on top is hanging loose, not tucked in at all.  Seems strange considering what Harry said.
Harry: ghost?
quorra: "I'd liek to leave here as soon as possible."
Yin: So what are you guys doing?
Harry: lets actually rest
Carmine: "no arguement here"
Harry: can carmine put up sanctuary
Yin: She could cast to set up a sanctuary again, yeah.
Bartleby: Who was that directed at, Carmine? Quorra?
Carmine: "Sucellus, we followed your plan to get here, how should we proceed?"
Carmine: 2d6+2 GUIDANCE
Fortuna: Carmine, GUIDANCE: [6, 5] = 13
Carmine: bam
Harry: "wait wait. We followed some stinkin' GODS advice to get here?"
Harry: "And look where that got us!"
Harry: "Neck deep in haunted"
Bartleby: "Shh."
Yin: Clearly you have suffered quite a bit and Sucellus responds.  Hmm..
Carmine: "it got us safe so far, unlike you who when through the front and ignored sucellus have almost died"
Carmine: "should have died"
Harry: "Gods have never helped anyone properly, shoulda asked how to get into this safely instead of where we should go"
Carmine goes back to ignoring Harry
Harry: "you went in the back and got bombarded by slug things!"
Harry: harry huffs at being ignored
quorra: "Harry, all you've done so far is complain and break a health potion."
Yin: Carmine you see the image of a hammear appear in the room, and it starts to hammer, it repeats the hammering motion hitting the bed until it fades from view.
Carmine: "something is wrong with the bed"
Harry: you asked how to proceed
Yin: A hammer, not a hammear, there are no pig ears involved.
Harry: not whats wrong in here
Harry: if anything its saying we should rest
Carmine: "harry, test it"
Carmine: "rest"
Harry: "Only for you"
Harry: he sits down on it
Harry: butt hops a lil
Harry: and gets under the covers and lies down
Yin: Nothing happens.
Yin: You are comfy.
Harry: "This is nice, why dont you join me carmine"
quorra: "Carmine, what did your god show you?"
Yin: What do you do now?
Carmine: "a hammer was pounding at this bed. i think it is a sign for rest after our tiredness"
Harry: "hey god's saying to take a nap"
quorra: "Let's see if there's something under the bed."
Harry: "I call the bed though cause im already in it"
Bartleby: "I don't think we have time for a real rest. How long have we been inside? How long do you think it'll take to be day again?"
Bartleby: "I don't think I could close my eyes in here, anyway."
Harry: "Im gunna be honest here I dont think its gunna be day as long as we are in here"
Carmine: "it is probably day and night and day and night"
Carmine: "fourth or fifth night already"
Bartleby: "Maybe it only happens while we're indoors? If we could get outside while it's day, it might stay day."
Carmine: "it was happening when we were out by the tomb"
Harry: "What tomb"
Carmine: "it is the grounds"
Bartleby: "But slower, wasn't it? What if we got outside the walls?"
Yin: Quorra, while they are talking you notice a light move past the door down the hallway.
quorra: "Guys we are not alone. Do't get in that bed."
Bartleby: "Shit, where?"
quorra: "Down the hall."
Harry: "Yeah where should we shit haha"
Bartleby: (in a loud whisper, that)
Harry: stage whisper
Harry: is the word youre looking for
Bartleby: not quite, a stage whisper is when you want to sound like you're whispering but want everyone to hear
Bartleby: this is kind of the opposite
Harry: ruh roh
Harry: def not a stage whisper then
Harry: does carmine look suitably nervous
Harry: for harry to go barging out
Yin: I dunno.
Yin: Are you planning to get out of the bed and barge out?
Harry: harry thinks he wants to seem brave for carmine
Harry: so if she looks nervous or scared hes gunna barge out
Harry: carmine how do ye look
Carmine: i am turned away from you
Harry: hmmmmm
Harry: harry gets up and literally walks around to look at your face
Harry: it's really awkward
Yin: Probably looking at the door like the rest?
Yin: Hold on Harry.
Carmine: yeah
Yin: How are you getting out of the bed?
Carmine: with the group
Harry: yes
Yin: Not are, how?
Harry: oh
Harry: uh
Harry: just flinging off the blankets
Harry: floomping my legs over the side
Yin: You notice that the top blanket has shifted since you got in.
Harry: and up
Harry: :I
Yin: Alright, roll + strenght.
Harry: oh boy
Harry: 2d6
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6: [5, 6] = 11
Harry: YE
Yin: Alright, so when you start to get up out of the bed you notice that that top blanket has gotten a bit tight, its edges having creeped up closer to your head while you lay there, you have to shove the blanket off of you along with the rest of the covers forcefully.
Harry: "oh god guys the blanket is alive i think or something i DONT KNOW BUT ITS SCARY"
Harry: he yelledthat
Yin: The covers are now in a pile on the floor.
Harry: i step on them and kick them under the bed
Bartleby: okay, I whirl and stab the covers repeatedly with my spear
Bartleby: oh okay
Harry: HAH
Harry: well
Harry: no ill let you do that first
Harry: itd be funny to have bartleby stab the covers a bunch of times
Bartleby: yeah I thought so
Harry: and then i step on them and kick them under a bed
Carmine: "guys i think harry is insane"
Bartleby: "...I'm not sure I'm not, right now."
Yin: You stab and jab the pile of covers, tearing up the sheets and making a mess of them till you see the floor through the holes.  Harry then kicks them under the bed.
Harry: "if intestines can come alive then a blanket can creep up to my head while im lying down
Harry: "Heck yeah team spear and kick"
Bartleby ignores harry
quorra: "It's almost like laying in the bed in the strange, haunted mansion was a bad idea."
Bartleby: and then goes back to being quiet as best he can.
Bartleby: "Are they still out there?"
Harry: "If we can take down a haunted blanket"
Harry: "I bet we CAN TAKE DOWN ANYTHING"
Harry: harry storms out the door, whip at the ready
Bartleby: oh geez
Carmine: (goddammit i was ||this close to taking out Harry)
Yin: The hallway is dark, you see nothing beyond the light that comes out the door from Carmine's staff.
Harry: i whip blindly down the hall
Carmine: (next time, suce)
Yin: You whip blindly down the hall.
Harry: a whip can reach about 10 ish feet in front of you if you are whipping specifically to check something
Bartleby: "Harry, get the hell back in here."
Harry: 'thers nothing even here"
Harry: "yall are babies"
Bartleby: I pause for a few moments, then close the door behind Harry."
Carmine: ^5
Bartleby: er, cancel the quote at the end there
Bartleby: ^5
Harry: i scream and make gargled noises while thumping on the ground and the door
Yin: As you do that Harry, you hear nothing.
Harry: "okay guys ther actually is nothing out here"
Bartleby: Harry hears nothing, or the rest of us do?
Harry: "are you going to sit in that room for the next 5 years"
Yin: You guys don't hear Harry yelling or making gargling noises, the room is quiet.
Carmine turns to see if the blanket has moved
Harry: im gunna roll another discern reality
Harry: 2d6+1
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+1: [5, 1] = 7
Harry: what is about to happen
Carmine: Harry alone in the dark
Yin: Carmine you look at the pile of covers under the bed, you don't see a blanket among the sheets.
Carmine: hmm
Carmine: "the good blanket is gone"
Yin: Harry, what is about to happen?  Now that you are quiet you hear breathing above you.
Bartleby: "Just a question, Carmine... Your god wanted someone to get in that bed. Is it possible that your god of SUFFERING might not have our best interests in mind?"
Harry: I go to open the door and enter the room again
Harry: calmly as if i dont hear anything
Yin: You open the door to find a dark room.
Harry: well shit
Bartleby: "Also, isn't it under the bed?"
Carmine: "it almost killed Harry, Bartleby"
Harry: i shut the door again
Carmine: "is that not good"
Bartleby: oh wait I misread that
Bartleby: "...You have a point."
Yin: Harry, are you closing the door behind you and staying in the dark room or did you go back into the hall with the breathing?
Harry: i shut the door and stayed in the dark room
Yin: Alright.  You are in a room, it is dark.
Harry: harry lives by "certain death or an unknown, ill take the unknown"
Harry: he spins his whip around in front of him like a plane rutter
Carmine: " Harry is suffering personified, sucellus was going to reveal the joy of having him gone"
Carmine: "but he cant even die right, the little shit"
Bartleby: "Is he still out there? I was expecting him to be screaming and crying by now."
Yin: Harry you hear the door open behind you.
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Harry: im leaning against it so it cant open
Yin: Oh.
Yin: I thought you were doing the propeller thing to try and not bump into stuff.
Carmine: 2d6+2 DISCERN
Fortuna: Carmine, DISCERN: [4, 3] = 9
Harry: no its just to prevent something from jumpinga t me
Yin: You feel something push on the door.
Carmine: what should i lookout for
Harry: would the roll to listen to the room be discern reality
Harry: or just wisdom
Yin: Discern reality is more taking a moment or two to take account of the situation, yar.
Harry: so discern then yar
Harry: 2d6+1
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+1: [1, 6] = 8
Harry: hmm
Yin: Time which you may not have as the door is shoved more forcefully against behind you, what do you do?
Harry: oh
Harry: is the slamming rhythmic
Harry: like every 2 seconds of something
Yin: What should you be on the lookout for Carmine?  Looking around you can see the blanket now, it is hidden up against the darkest corner under the bed, away from the rest of the sheets.
Harry: would you guys plz come help try and find me
Harry: or help me kill this monster i am about to scrap with
quorra: "He tried to kill Harry, maybe he's on our side."
quorra: "I'll call him Blanky."
Harry: fuck you 
Carmine: "FOUND IT"
Carmine: "there"
Yin: No, forcefully as in if you don't do something then that door is bowling you over and opening.
Carmine points
Harry: oh
Harry: well then i step out of the way prepared for whatever is slamming on me to plow through
Harry: so that i can then ambush it from behind
Carmine: brb peeing
Yin: Alright, I'm thinking defy danger+dex to not get knocked down by the door then, yar.
Harry: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+2: [6, 2] = 10
quorra: "What do you guys think? Should we charm the blanket monster?"
Yin: Alright, you get out of the way of the door and you hear it slam into the wall adjacent to you, it is still dark, you can hear the breathing again.
Bartleby: "Is it actually a monster? It didn't seem to do anything when I stabbed it..." I poke it with the butt of my spear, but gently.
Bartleby: Discerning Realities
Bartleby: 2d6-1
Fortuna: Bartleby, 2d6-1: [3, 1] = 3
Carmine: charm only works on people though?
Yin: mark xp.
Bartleby: Finally! I fail something!
quorra: I more meant like... be really nice to it.
quorra: Oh.
quorra: My bard lore.
quorra: Is this a creature most unusual?
Harry: i quickly leap onto its back with my whip, i wrap the whip around its neck and begin choking it
Igfig: Could you paste in everything that happened after Harry jumped on the thing, for Fortuna's benefit?
Bartleby quit.
Igfig: starting with "the blanket doesn't move"
Yin: The blanket doesn't move Bartleby, instead you hear a door slam in the distance. 19:36	Harry	mother fucker 19:36	Harry	im just in one of the other rooms down the hallway 19:36	Harry	like the psychic gym 19:36	Carmine	"hi, blanky!" 19:36	Harry	in red and blue 19:36	quorra	"Who's a good blanky." 19:36	Yin	Harry, you leap forwards blindly and land on nothing. 19
Yin: I don't think I did that right.
Harry: oh well
Harry: lets get movin bruh
Carmine: http://puu.sh/cKmvG/9c1c3145e8.txt
Harry: i sprinted out the door
Carmine: that?
Yin: Hold on Harry.
Bartleby: yeah ,but puush screenshots don't last forever
Carmine: you want it in the chat?
Carmine: [19:35] <Harry> i quickly leap onto its back with my whip, i wrap the whip around its neck and begin choking it
Carmine: [19:36] <Yin> The blanket doesn't move Bartleby, instead you hear a door slam in the distance.
Carmine: [19:36] <Harry> mother fucker
Carmine: [19:36] <Harry> im just in one of the other rooms down the hallway
Carmine: [19:36] <Harry> like the psychic gym
Carmine: [19:36] <Carmine> "hi, blanky!"
Carmine: [19:36] <Harry> in red and blue
Carmine: [19:36] <quorra> "Who's a good blanky."
Carmine: [19:36] <Yin> Harry, you leap forwards blindly and land on nothing.
Carmine: [19:36] <Carmine> "sorry mean Bartleby hurt you"
Carmine: [19:37] <Harry> aw fuck
Carmine: [19:37] <quorra> "It was all Harry's fault, we promise."
Carmine: [19:37] <Harry> i break dance again swinging my legs and whip around to knock away anything that may come at me
Carmine: [19:37] <quorra> "You're safe now."
Carmine: [19:37] <Yin> You break dance, you don't feel yourself bump into anything.
Carmine: [19:37] <Harry> okay so I get up and SPRINT OUT THE DOOR
Carmine: [19:38] <Carmine> also this is a strangling blanket, i think that counts as unusual
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Harry: 20:36	Carmine	"sorry mean Bartleby hurt you" 20:37	Harry	aw fuck 20:37	quorra	"It was all Harry's fault, we promise." 20:37	Harry	i break dance again swinging my legs and whip around to knock away anything that may come at me 20:37	quorra	"You're safe now." 20:37	Yin	You break dance, you don't feel yourself bump into anything. 20:37	Harry	okay so I get up and
Carmine: [19:38] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Igfig Igfig
Carmine: [19:38] * @Fortuna has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
Carmine: [19:38] <Yin> From what you guys can tell the blanket is undamaged actually, it must have slipped out under the bed from the pile of covers before he stabbed it, it isn't moving though.
Carmine: [19:38] <~Igfig> Sorry guys I just crashed
Carmine: [19:38] <Yin> No problemo.
Carmine: [19:39] <~Igfig> or rather, my computer keeps completely freezing up every so often
Harry: ahahaha
Carmine: [19:39] <Carmine> http://puu.sh/cKmm7/ed7fc7d8bc.txt
Harry: OK
Carmine: [19:39] <~Igfig> which is also really unnerving
Carmine: [19:39] <Carmine> what you missed
Carmine: [19:39] <~Igfig> Ah, thanks a bunch
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Bartleby: great, thank you!
Carmine: overflows can suck my dick
Yin: As you get out the door you feel something a bit familiar wrapping around your neck, just before your feet lose contact with the ground and they begin to squeeze.
Carmine: take that mibbit
Yin:  1d10
Fortuna: Yin,  1d10: [4] = 4
Harry: gdi
Yin: Armor helps here, so you take 3 damage.
Harry: ill do the infamous harry squeeze
Harry: and flop out 
Yin: also right, bardic lore thing.
Harry: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+2: [3, 4] = 9
Yin: Yeah, go ahead and ask me anything about the blanket.
Yin: You recognize it as a Cloaker.
Yin: Alright.
Bartleby: OH
Bartleby: quick, tell us
Yin: Alright so Harry you manage to squeeze and wiggle your way free of the hands grasping about your neck, but before you can get very far one of the hands grabs hold of your arms and holds you back, what do you do?
Harry: hmm
Yin: Quorra gets to ask any one question, yar.
Harry: am i in a position to place an elbow in its face
quorra: Can we get it to be nice to us?
Yin: You can't tell Harry, it is dark and you can't see.
Harry: well i mena
Harry: judging by position
Harry: if it grabbed my arm i can assume if its humanoid where its face is
Yin: Recalling what you saw of its arms last time at the chimney, it had some long arms, you aren't sure.
Harry: okay i wont take the risk
Harry: instead
Bartleby: Man, I really need to hear you say something Quorra so I can bring up my "Quorra is soft, but I will make her hard like me" bond
Harry: ill dive forwards into a roll so it flips over me and slams into the wall infront
quorra: Quorra ain't fraida no blanket.
Bartleby: no, you want to make friends with it, that's even worse
Bartleby: you are so soft
Harry: lets say my fast feet take it by surprise so i can roll with dex
Bartleby: wait no that didn't sound right
Carmine: we should totes friend it
Bartleby strokes Quorra's cheek. "You are so soft..."
Bartleby: hahaahhaha
Harry: guys im being murdered by a thing
Bartleby: jokes all jokes just kkidding guys
Harry: could you LEAVE THE BLANKET ALIONE
Carmine: no we gotta friend it
Harry: then put it in a bag and check what the slamming door was
Bartleby: okay, have you told us it's a cloaker then?
Carmine: shush Harry
Bartleby: Becaus if you have I want to spout some lore about how evil cloakers are
Harry: yin what u doin]
Carmine: no its not evil it tried to kill Harry
Yin: Can you get the cloaker to be nice to you?  Far as you know they don't understand language.  If anyone has ever succeeded, let alone attempted, to befriend one you haven't heard of it.  They tend to just engulf people and try to kill them.
Carmine: could be usefull
Yin: Also Harry that is pretty shaky reasoning, I think that still sounds like a +strength move.
Bartleby: ah, well there we go
quorra: Well that's unfortunate.
Harry: i figured
Harry: okkkay
Harry: 2d6
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6: [1, 5] = 6
Harry: frick
Yin: Mark xp.
quorra: "Guys, as glad as I am that we're not wherever Harry is, that thing is at least a little dangerous."
Bartleby: "What is it?"
Carmine: "a blanket"
quorra: "A Cloaker."
Bartleby: "!"
Carmine: "!"
quorra: "It'll devour you entirely if you let it."
Bartleby immediately starts stabbing the bed
Bartleby: around where the cloaker is
Bartleby: "Don't let it get out from underneath!"
Yin: You try to fling whatever this thing is over your head Harry, but you are instead simply lifted up off the ground again as the second hand grabs hold of your neck again, but not before you cry out "Frick!" loudly.
Yin: The single hand clenches around your neck.
Yin:  1d10
Fortuna: Yin,  1d10: [6] = 6
Harry: hmmmm
Harry: argh
Yin: Other folks, you hear what sounds like Harry yell Frick out in the hallway.
Yin: You take 5 damage this time.
Yin: Cause armor, yar.
Carmine: "ooo, maybe he's found another bedsheet"
Yin: Though that puts you at 5 I believe, healed 12 from 1, lost 3, lost 5, yar, 5.
Harry: okay so now assuming the doors work like i think
Harry: I turn around and go with the motion of it pulling  back into the room
Harry: to hopefully appear back with them
Bartleby: "Somebody check on him," I say, between spear thrusts
quorra: "Surprisingly, Harry seems to have gotten himself into trouble by running off on his own."
quorra: "Do we really need to?"
Carmine: "no, i think whatever is killing him doesnt need our help"
Carmine: "we could offer though if you want"
Yin: The thing just lifts you up Harry, it is in the hallway.
Harry: then with the motion im slamming into it
Carmine: "NEED HELP??"
Harry: to push us both into the room
Harry: "YEAH"
Harry: 2d6 strenghtfor that
Fortuna: Harry, strenghtfor that: [2, 2] = 4
Harry: DANG
Yin: And yar, back in the room.
Carmine: "nope, nothing"
Bartleby: Meanwhile, should I be rolling anything for my cloaker-stabbing?
Yin: Stabbing happens through the bed, Quorra and Carmine you can see the blanket actively moving to avoid the stabs now.
Bartleby: Shall I H&S
Yin: Um, it wouldn't be hack and slash cause you aren't in melee, but I think you would have to roll to hit it, yar.
Carmine: dex?
Yin: So probably defy danger of some sort.
Harry: ?
Harry: for who
Bartleby: that seems contrary to the nature of defy danger
Yin: You are stabbing through the bed so maybe strength.
Bartleby: how about a custom move?
Yin: True, true, um.
Bartleby: Like, the kind where I have three options, choose two on a success
Yin: Meh, just roll +strength.
Bartleby: ok
Bartleby: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Bartleby, 2d6+2: [4, 1] = 7
Bartleby: So I hit it but suffer some kind of setback
Yin: Harry you try to catch your foot against the wall to try and shove the thing into one of the doorways you know are in the hall, but you aren't able to get a solid enough footing to push properly, and the thing just keeps on choking you in the darkness.
Yin:  1d10
Fortuna: Yin,  1d10: [1] = 1
Harry: so no damage
Harry: thank u fortuna
Fortuna: You're welcome.
Harry: im glad she recognizes my lazy typing too
Harry: thank u igfig
Yin: That being said, apparently what you did was enough to throw its choking off a little.
Bartleby: You're welcome.
Carmine: he should know our door though, from the light under it
Harry: im trying to push it back through the door to redo the teleportation that sent me here
Yin: Yar, roll your damage twice and take the worst result, you are stabbing through a bed, and then stuff happens.
Harry: i should, in theory, send me back
Yin: Yeah, Harry you can see light coming from under one of the doorways further down the hall ahead of you.
Bartleby: 1d10kh1+2
Harry: i know but i cant get away from this thing
Harry: my plan is to push me back into the room
Bartleby: oh I guess I don't have that functionality yet
Harry: ill pop through their doorway
Bartleby: 2#1d10+2
Fortuna: Bartleby, 1d10+2: [2] = 4; 1d10+2: [3] = 5
Harry: in the middle of the group
Bartleby: 4 damage, okay
Yin: Right.
Yin: So your lance catches the cloaker under the bed and rips a tear along one of its edges, but all the hooks and edges on your spear catch on the framework on the bed.  The cloaker itself flees from under the bed towards Carmine and Quorra.
Yin: Carmine and/or Quorra, what do you do?
quorra: I'll slash with my sword.
quorra: 2d6
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6: [2, 3] = 5
quorra: Damn.
Bartleby: "Don't let it out!"
Carmine: can i try knife throwing
Yin: You could make a volley attempt with the knife, yeah.
quorra: As long as I trap it, the actual sword hit is less imporant.
quorra: I can just get tangled up.
Carmine: 2d6+1 KNIFE
Fortuna: Carmine, KNIFE: [3, 5] = 9
Carmine: take what i get
Yin: Quorra you bring your sword down towards it but miss it.
Carmine: what is knife pinning damage anyway
Yin: You have a choice to make, you can choose to move to get a shot placing you in danger of my choosing, or take what you get which is -1d6 damage.
Carmine: take what i can get
Yin: Alright, roll 1d6, then roll another 1d6.
Carmine: 1d6
Fortuna: Carmine, 1d6: [4] = 4
Carmine: 1d6
Fortuna: Carmine, 1d6: [2] = 2
Yin: So 2 damage then.
Harry: so whats going on with me
Yin: So full bit now:  Quorra brings her sword down but misses the cloaker, Carmine tosses her knife and it hits, but it bounces with the floor just beneath it.
Yin: It is at that moment that the cloaker lunges up off the ground going right for Quorra.
Yin: What do you do?
Yin: So Harry, I am going to try and make a text picture here.
Yin: --------------------------------------- one hallway wall
Yin:                  Harry - creature
quorra: Point my sword straight out so it impales itself.
Yin: ----------------------------------other hallway wall
Yin: The door would be be to the left of the creature, yar.
Harry: wheres the door
Harry: so right infront of me
Yin: And it is holding you up in the air.
Harry: ill back flip in the air like a pirorueteutertte idk how to spell that word
Carmine: i will get in batter's stance with my staff
Harry: that will twist its hands and wrists and likely either hurt like hell or free me
Harry: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+2: [5, 5] = 12
Carmine: and swiiiiiing
Yin: Alright, I'm thinking that is defy danger on your part Quorra, either dexterity for acting fast or intellience for coming up with it so fast.
Yin: You are aware that he has you by the arm and the neck though right?
Bartleby: So my spear is stuck in the bed? It's going to be a hell of a time getting it out, so I guess I leap at the cloaker with my knife
quorra: 2d6+1
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6+1: [5, 3] = 9
Yin: It's not like you are just floating there.
Harry: yeah you can flip like that
Yin: But you also got a 12, so hmm..
Harry: im using my legs like a forwards motion to spin myself
Yin: Quorra you bring up your sword in time to catch it, roll damage, it is still going to get to you though, yar.
Carmine: what about my swiiiiing
quorra: How much damage is it?
Yin: Bards are 1d6.
quorra: 1d6
Fortuna: quorra, 1d6: [2] = 2
Carmine: 2d6 to babe ruth
Fortuna: Carmine, to babe ruth: [3, 1] = 4
Carmine: i miss, sorries
Yin: So Harry you manage to pull off a magnificent spin, freeing yourself from the hands and knocking the creature away from you, least, from what you can tell in this darkness, what do you do?
Bartleby: Actually, change of plans, instead of my knife I'm going to try and get it behind my shield
Harry: which direction is the light under the door
Yin: Away from where the monster is.
Harry: then i go thataway
Bartleby: that'll hold it in place nearly as well if I can get it against the wall, and it'll also make it harder for it to enwrap me
Bartleby: 2d6+2 I suppose
Fortuna: Bartleby, I suppose: [2, 4] = 8
Yin: Carmine, as you roll to swing hard and miss the cloaker, your staff flies from your hand and the instant it leaves your grasp the room is plunged into darkness.
Carmine: "heh"
Carmine goes to look for it
Carmine: actually
Yin: Um.
Carmine: i can light something elde!
Carmine: esle
Carmine: else
Carmine: that one
Yin: Bartleby, maybe look at the Defend move?  I think some of the stuff from that might be what you are looking at.
Bartleby: Ah yeah, that'd make more sense wouldn't it
Carmine: i am touching my armor!
Yin: Harry as you run down the hallway the light goes out.
Bartleby: Should I make a new Con roll, or just replace the bonus on my roll?
Carmine: 2d6+2 LIGHT ARMOR
Fortuna: Carmine, LIGHT ARMOR: [4, 1] = 7
Harry: GOD DAMN
Harry: i go through the door anyways just cause its sort of my only hope
Yin: Yeah, you should probably make a new con roll, if it is worse I'll let you keep this one though since you did that roll before I mentioned defend.
Carmine: lighting myself would bring attention to me i think
Bartleby: okay
Carmine: i am light
Bartleby: 2d6+1
Fortuna: Bartleby, 2d6+1: [6, 2] = 9
Bartleby: effectively the same
Bartleby: so Hold 1
Yin: Also yar, carmine cast her light spell.
Yin: Which option are you going with Carmine?  Unwelcome attention?  Casting distances you from Sucellus?  Or you can't cast the spell again until you take time to commune?
Yin: How are you spending that hold Bartleby? 
Carmine: well i lost my holy stick to light it, i distance myself
Harry: snuggling
Bartleby: I was going to wait until Quorra was attacked, or is that already happening?
Yin: Harry, the light turns on just as you open the door, you opened a door between you and the one that gives off light, you can see where it is now.
Yin: It is in the process of happening.
Harry: what
Bartleby: I'd be wanting to halve the attack's effect/damage I guess, mainly to prevent Quorra from being enwrapped
Yin: I was going to have you roll a +int defy danger to open the correct door, but stuff happened quickly.
Bartleby: if that makes sense
Carmine gets staff
Harry: i bring my whip to bear (is that the right variation of the word bear) and whip it blindly fowards
Yin: Or, maybe redirect it makes a little more sense, but nah I can sense that one up, yar.
Carmine: once i get my staff back im swinging again
Yin: You grab hold of the cloaker before it manages to engulf Quorra, preventing it from wrapping her up.
Yin: Whip blindly forwards into the dark room?  You can see where the door with light is shining out from under it Harry, it is right next to you.
Yin: It is the same door as before.
Carmine: 2d6 H/S
Fortuna: Carmine, H/S: [2, 5] = 7
Harry: oh i thought id entered the room
Carmine: woo
Harry: i enter the room and THEN whip blindly forwards because i hear the sounds of combat
Yin: Nah you just opened the door is all.
Harry: i wanna get in a hit quick without pausing to examine the scene
Carmine: 1d6 DAMAGE
Fortuna: Carmine, DAMAGE: [5] = 5
Carmine: suck it, blanky
Yin: Alright, Harry you enter just in time to see Carmine whacking a blanket with her staff.
Harry: i know that blanket
Harry: im INFURIATED with that blanket
Harry: i HATE THAT BLANKET
Harry: i swing my whip to murder the blanket
Harry: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+2: [6, 6] = 14
Harry: HAH
Bartleby: wow
Yin: Roll the 1d6 again Carmine.
Harry: death is in harry's eyes
Carmine: 1d6 again?
Fortuna: Carmine, again?: [3] = 3
Yin: Yar.
Yin: It doesn't make a whole lot of sense that it would damage you cause the way the thing works is wrapping up around people, so, actually I'm not sure what that is for.
Yin: Ignore the 3.
Yin: Harry roll your 1d8 for damage.
Carmine: on it
Harry: that was a perfect roll
Harry: i dont get anything out of it?
Harry: 1d8
Fortuna: Harry, 1d8: [3] = 3
Harry: see like that aint anything like a perfect roll
Yin: You can choose to risk harm to do more damage.
Harry: i thought itd be a critical
Harry: oh yeah okay ill do that
Yin: At 10 or higher you take no damage, but can choose to take damage in order to deal more, yar.
Yin: Alright, roll another 1d6.
Harry: 1d6
Fortuna: Harry, 1d6: [4] = 4
Harry: 7 damage total
Harry: noice
Yin: Nice.
Harry: its noice yin
Yin: The cloaker spasms between the shield, Quorra, and Harry before going still.
Harry: how torn up is the cloak
Yin: It's pretty torn up, it stopped moving now.
Bartleby: oh phew
Harry: ok
Harry: i put it on
Yin: More importantly though, after it stops moving is when a large hand slams into Harry's back flinging him across the room.
Yin:  1d10
Fortuna: Yin,  1d10: [2] = 2
Bartleby: Stab it again to make sure it's really dead
Harry: GOD DAMMIT
Yin: You take 1 damage.
Bartleby: oh wait
Bartleby: Would I be able to slam the door, or is it already too inside for that?
Harry: it has long arms
Bartleby: If it is, I'm going to jump in the way of /that/ and defend this room, while yelling "Somebody get me my spear!"
Harry: you might be able to break its arm if its on the other side
Harry: can i indiana jones his spear with my whip
Yin: Just through the doorway you can see a large black skinned thing, vaguely humanoid, one of its arms up to cover its face from the light, the other being pulled back from the blow.
Yin: You could slam the door shut still, yar.
quorra: BURN HIM CARMINE
Yin: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRWZEYT1496FC29A38&sq=0
Bartleby: Okay, then I will
Bartleby: Probably a Defy Danger with Str?
Yin: Sounds good to me.
Bartleby: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Bartleby, 2d6+2: [5, 2] = 9
Yin: Alright, you slam the door shut but it manages to get its arm in before the door closes all the way.
Harry: ow
Bartleby: did that hurt its arm?
Yin: Um, roll a 1d4.
Bartleby: 1d4
Fortuna: Bartleby, 1d4: [1] = 1
Yin: It is making noises, but they don't sound like noises of pain.
Carmine: hmmm if it hates light
Carmine: 2d6+1 light my beat stick
Fortuna: Carmine, light my beat stick: [6, 1] = 8
Yin: What option are you choosing Carmine?
Bartleby: well I'll keep holding this door, I hope you can keep it from tearing off my scalp
Carmine: unwanted spot
Yin: Wait, wait wait.
Carmine: or attraction
Carmine: whatever the first one is
Yin: Nevermind, unwait wait.
Carmine: and i will hit the thing with lightstick
Carmine: 2d6 
Fortuna: Carmine, 2d6: [2, 2] = 4
Carmine: no i wont
Yin: Alright, you cast light on your beat stick and you bring yourself over near the door, I'm guessing you were going to poke the light stick out the door anyways right?
Yin: Right.
Carmine: yeah
Carmine: i cannot hit things with lightstick
Yin: You try and smack it in the face with your light stick but you can't get a good angle through the opening of the door, the creature slams its arm into you.
Yin:  1d10
Fortuna: Yin,  1d10: [1] = 1
Yin: You have no armor so 1 damage.
Carmine: sucellus doesnt want me to take the easy way out
Harry: aw yis
Carmine: i have armor
Carmine: it is glowing
Harry: yin we need a new snog
Yin: Ineffectually, as it pulls its arm back through the door recoiling from the light, allowing the door to slam close.
Harry: lets open the door and kill this douche
Bartleby: We could all use a good snog Waffle
Carmine: ;)
Harry: yeah
Bartleby: "Get me my spear from over there." I'm still holding the door closed. "What is that, anyway?"
Yin: What do you guys do?
Harry: hmmm
Harry: well ill go grab the spear while he holds the door shut
Yin: Quorra that thing fell under your purview if you want to ask.
Harry: "it's a long armed thing"
Harry: I rip the spear out of the bed
Harry: 2d6 strenght
Fortuna: Harry, strenght: [5, 5] = 10
quorra: What the hell was it?
Yin: That looked like a Choker, nasty twisted things that live in the dark places and hate anything that smells of the light of the surface, or light of anything really.  The name is pretty straightforwards on the fact that they try to strangle things till its lights out.
Yin: Where did you learn of chokers?
Carmine: cloakers and chokers
Harry: ok guys i know what the next enemy will be
Harry: a poker
Carmine: seriously this game
Yin: Bartleby, as you hold the door steady you hear nothing.
quorra: My mother used to tell me stories of the black monsters that waited in the dark to choke bad children.
Yin: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRYSVOS14993A3C7D3
Harry: did i get the spear
Bartleby: Okay, I take the spear from Harry with a small nod.
Yin: Yar you got the spear out, no problem.
Harry: ok then
Harry: lets swing open the door
quorra: Carmine should light the way.
quorra: It seems pretty scared of that.
Carmine: aight
Yin: You open the door and the hallway isn't there.
Carmine: ...
Bartleby: ...what is?
Carmine: nothing? a room? a wall?
Yin: Mostly darkness, in the light you can see stone floor, unmarked, solid.
Carmine: are we trapped here forever
Carmine: "well, shit"
quorra: I don't suppose anybody knows how to teleport us out of here.
Carmine: "should we try opening again?"
Carmine closes and opens door
Bartleby: "Worth a try."
Yin: When you open the door again you can see stone walls, 3 of them, the area beyond is smaller then the room you are in.  It is all stone, the corners are carved like pillars.
Harry: carmine go light it up
Bartleby: Is this just a game of Betrayal at House on the Hill
Carmine: so far
Yin: If I had that boardgame it would be a lot easier to have come up with rooms for the house.
Carmine: totally called it
Bartleby: oh shit, who's the traitor?
Bartleby looks at harry
Carmine: harry, duh
quorra: Good question.
quorra looks at Harry like Jim Halpert.
Yin: But also nah.
Carmine hits harry
Bartleby: Anyway
Harry: harry and neither does waffle understand that reference
Carmine: oh
Carmine: it is a fun game
Carmine: you should play it
Bartleby: Okay you have to come play Betrayal with me sometime Waffle
Yin: I want to play it, I've only watched it played.
Yin: But yeah, the room beyond the door is small, you can see everything in it, the walls are stone, the floor is empty.
Bartleby: but anyway, this room is just a small square room? Does that have any exits?
Yin: You don't see any exits.
Bartleby: Let's close it again then.
Carmine close and open
Harry: just keep on trying
Yin: You open it again and it is the same room, the floor isn't empty though.
Carmine: ??
Yin: In the middle of the room is a stone coffin.
Yin: Or, I suppose sarcophagus still.
Harry: cool lets open it
Carmine: "hello?"
Bartleby: okay, if we close it are we more likely to get something else, or to get the sarcophagus again but open this time
Harry: lets do that then
Carmine: 2d6+2 turn undead
Fortuna: Carmine, turn undead: [2, 5] = 9
Harry: and we can just shut the door again
Carmine pray pray pray
Carmine close open door
Yin: Carmine prepares for undead, what does the aura for your turn undead look like?  Is there an aura of light or anything at all?
Carmine: yes
Carmine: light
Carmine: auras are cool
Yin: The room on the other side is the same, the sarcophagus is closed, the far wall is now open though, carved like a proper entryway.
Harry: well shit son
Harry: ill just open the dang thing
Bartleby: "Probably better?"
Harry: harry strides forwards and opens the sarcophagus
Yin: You struggle with the heavy stone lid of the sarcophagus.
Carmine: i stay back and keep praying
quorra: Quorra aims an arrow at the sarcophagus.
Bartleby: "Don't do that Harry, that's a terrble idea."
Yin: You don't manage to get it open though, heavy lifting isn't really a thief's thing.
Harry: :(
Harry: someone open that thing 
Harry: we have turn undead on
Carmine: "oh sucellus please take this suffering (harry) from us with your power and we will praise you, and know the joy of good company"
Carmine: all underbreath
Bartleby: I look at the other two with a questioning eyebrow raised
Bartleby: as if to ask them their opinion on Harry's propoal
Carmine brandishes holy stick
quorra: "I'm as lost as you guys, but opening sarcophagi is rarely a good way to avoid eldritch horrors."
Yin: Also I feel like you guys are forgetting that the far wall is an opening now.
Harry: oh
Harry: well lets go through there then
Yin: You can walk past the sarcophagus if you want.
Bartleby: Yeah, that's what I wanted to look at instead
Bartleby: the "probably better" thing
Carmine: ok sure
Carmine: lets do this
Harry: STRIDE
Bartleby: Can we see anything through the doorway
Yin: Shedding the light out you see more doorways like this one, looks like you've ended up in a crypt somehow.
Carmine PRAY
Harry: this place sucks
Harry: pray for your god to get us the fuck outa here
Harry: lets make our way through the crypt then i guess
Bartleby: Okay, I'll head out, poking the floor and walls with my spear to check for traps and things
Carmine: we cant be out till sucellus lets us out
Harry: fuck sucellus
Harry: more like suckullus
Carmine: i have a undead-turning lightstick, and light armor
Harry: harry walks behind bartleby
Carmine: i got this shit
Harry: spinning his whip like a propeller again
Yin: Entering the room and checking it out more properly reveals two walls lined with these entryways to stone sarcophagi, over along one wall is a section with a brass chain hanging in front of it containing much smaller sarcophagi, and at the other end is a staircase that leads upwards.
Harry: STAIRCASE
Harry: LETS RUN FOR IT
Bartleby: how do you mean hanging in front of it?
Carmine pray pray brandish pray
quorra: Let's go upstairs.
Bartleby: like, a single chain or multiple? Vertical or horizontal?
Yin: You know those things they set up for making the lines at theaters and the like?
Bartleby: Gotcha
Yin: Yar.
Bartleby: okay yes let's go upstairs
Harry: who wants to race to it
Harry: ill roll a blank 2d6 for it
quorra: 2d6 race
Fortuna: quorra, race: [1, 6] = 7
Harry: 2d6 race
Fortuna: Harry, race: [6, 6] = 12
Carmine: run ahead
Harry: HAH HAAAH
Carmine: test the stars for us
Harry: i do so
Bartleby: the stars have been tested and found lacking in warmth or humanity
Harry: I flex
Harry: feeling confident now that ive beaten quorra
Harry: and thus gain a +500 mod to every roll
Bartleby: only the cold light of a million years and the shrill of distant pipes
Harry: sure
Yin: Harry races ahead of the rest of you on the staircase as it turns upwards, till he smacks suddenly into a metal surface.  No damage.  Shortly afterwards everyone catches up, the light source coming up with them revealing a large metal door.
Harry: :C
Harry: is there a lock on it
Bartleby: "We must be inside the crypt!"
Carmine: !!
Bartleby: er, tomb
Carmine: mausoleum
Yin: You can see locking mechanisms Harry, yeah.
Bartleby: That place. The one with the symbols.
Harry: then ill lock pick it
Harry: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+2: [6, 3] = 11
Bartleby: were there symbols? I feel like there was something inscribed on the outside
Harry: yeeeee
Carmine: Carmine doesnt remember
Yin: Yeah, Harry you pop the lock no problem, how do you do it?
Harry: with a paperclip and a piece of twine
Bartleby: It looks like I am misremembering actually
Carmine turns to check sarcophogi
Harry: i push the door open triumphantly
Harry: and flex
Yin: So yeah, you unlock the door.
Yin: You can't see any sarcophagi from up here on the stairs, you don't see anything else either though, just stairs and stone.
Carmine: whew
Bartleby: So can we open the iron door then??
Yin: Yup.
Bartleby: I do so
Bartleby: Carefully!
Bartleby: Just a crack at first, if possible
Harry: i slam it open
Bartleby: harry you fuck
Bartleby: if this kills us I'll kill you
Yin: Beyond the door is the backyard of the Manor again, moonlight shines down upon the manor.  You don't see anything out there, stone paths, grass, all the lanterns are lit.
quorra: Quorra slaps Harry in the back of his head.
quorra: 2d6
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6: [4, 2] = 6
quorra: Unless that's dex, in which case +1
Bartleby: Okay, quick look around. Discern Realities.
Bartleby: 2d6-1
Fortuna: Bartleby, 2d6-1: [4, 5] = 8
Yin: Ask one question.
Bartleby: uhm... the big question in my mind is how fast the moon is moving, i.e. is time still sped up. So... "What is about to happen?" I guess?
Yin: Alright, looking up at the moon you see it is past midnight.  And watching it you can tell that it is indeed setting, whatever led night to fall so rapidly does not seem to be able to make the night longer.
Carmine: "SEE BARTLEBY!!! Sucellus showed us at the beginning, this would be our way out of that awful house!"
Yin: By your reckoning it will be a couple of hours yet before dawn.
Harry: JINKIES LETS GET OUTIE
Yin: But most of the night is past.
Harry: shall we run down the path out
Bartleby: "Yeah, yeah, hooray for suffering okay."
Carmine beams
Yin: Additionally, all the windows in the manor are lit up from within, what had been peeling paint and rot before is now the mansion in full splendor.
quorra: Quorra loves a good story.
Bartleby: "Question: do you think our chances of survival are better in this house or out in the forest? I'm leaning toward the forest, personally."
Yin: The lanterns adorning the grounds outside are all lit as well.
quorra: Quorra was also attacked by shrieking grubs and a pig's intestines today.
quorra: She is thinking it might not be so bad to just leave.
Bartleby: "Just ordinary beasts to deal with out there."
Harry: "Yeah lets go through the forest, and also we know the way back from the path"
Carmine: (are we really free???)
Bartleby: "All right. Harry, I hate to even ask you for help like this... but can you scout ahead and make sure there's nothing waiting for us in front?"
Harry: "....."
Harry: "yeah sure okay"
Harry: harry skips forwards
Harry: and the MOMENT he gets out of sight
Bartleby: "I'll be right behind you."
Harry: falls over screams and makes choking noises
Yin: You remember you saw two gates in the walls, the one in the wall along the side of the house and the gate at the front you came in through.
Bartleby: "Well not right behind you. But close."
Bartleby: oh yeah, I forgot about that
Yin: Also you watch Harry fall over and scream and make choking noises.
Bartleby: The front gate is still broken though to my (incorrect) knowledge, so that's probably where I'd go
Harry: but i was out of sight
Bartleby: *have us go
Bartleby: we weren't that far behind you
Harry: embarassing
Yin: Alright.
Bartleby: yes
Harry: harry stands up brushes himself off
Harry: and goes
Yin: You catch up on Harry who had fallen over making choking noises and screaming.
Yin: Ta das.
Bartleby: "For shit's sake."
Harry: "soethigng tried to invade my mind but i fought it off with my superior mental fortitute"
Bartleby: "..."
Yin: Something hits the ground next to Harry with a thud.
Bartleby: "I almost believe you, but I still don't."
Bartleby: "Gah!"
Carmine: "we should beat Harry's head to make sure its out"
Bartleby: actually let me retrorephrase that to "I almost believe you, except I don't."
Harry: so what fell next to me
Bartleby: what is the thing
Yin: It looks like a shingle from the roof of the manor.
Carmine: ??
Harry: great
Harry: somethings up there
Harry: SO I CLIMB THE HOUSE TO GET UP
Harry: using a drain pipe
Carmine: 2d6+2 DISCERN
Fortuna: Carmine, DISCERN: [3, 4] = 9
Yin: There is no drain pipe in sight.
Bartleby: what no just move you fucker
Bartleby: grab him and pull him to his feet
Bartleby: well, knees I guess I 'm kind ashort
Harry: harry tries all his might to climb the house
Carmine: what here is not what it appears to be???
Yin: Well, the house is an easy answer to that, but one you already know.
Yin: Um.
Yin: But yar, sides that it al is what it appears to be.  The wall around the manor, the wall of the manor, the shingle is clearly a shingle.
Harry: okay
Harry: in that case
Harry: harry throws the shingle back through a window
Harry: a final fuck you to the house
Harry: and heads to the front gate
Bartleby: And we follow?
Bartleby: I follow at least
Harry: <3
Harry: harry makes a heart gesture to bartleby
Carmine: follow but not closely
Carmine: let Harry run into trouble first
Bartleby: far enough behind that if something grabs him from around the corner I'll be about a step away from stabbing it
Bartleby: so three or four paces back
Harry: harry walks blindly to the gate
Harry: so brave
Harry: so manly
Carmine: yeah ill stay behind Bartleby
Yin: Harry walks blindly towards the iron gate, going past the corner of the house and not being grabbed by anything or attacked by anything.
Harry: harry is so brave and manly it is unreal
Harry: everyone is astounded
Harry: he reaches the gate
Yin: He continues on towards the gate, walking past the fountain now running with water and towards the gate which is decidedly standing up, no longer rusted, the metal gleaming in the moonlight.
Carmine: is getting out really so easy all i had to do was open a door three times
Bartleby: "Don't drop your guard now."
Carmine: i got the magic touch
Harry: he opens the gate
Harry: gallantly
Yin: The gate does not open.
Carmine: climb it
Bartleby: what is preventing it from opening?
Harry: yeah i climb it
Yin: There is a lock built to the two doors of the gate, it seems locked.
Bartleby: ah, ok
Yin: The water of the fountain trickles along.
Bartleby: It would probably be harder to break than the rusty gate, wouldn't it
Harry: ill pick it
Harry: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+2: [5, 4] = 11
Carmine: are we being followed
Harry: fuck uuuuuu gate
Yin: Yes, but it doesn't really affect what you roll for your move.
Yin: Are you?
Carmine: what happened to quorra
Carmine turns around
Harry: thats
Harry: not a bad question
Bartleby: That might take too long, Harry
Harry: IM PICKIN IT ANYWAYS
Harry: that just places us closer to dawn
Yin: Nah he rolled an 11, I think he needs a little help reaching it, but if someone helps him up then he has it.
Bartleby: oh, ok
Harry: bartleby is the perfect height to stand om
Harry: on
Bartleby: is Quorra actually missing, or just afk?
Yin: I think afk.
Bartleby: okay
Carmine: whew
Yin: Cause I haven't done anything quite so entertaining as sneaking someone away without everyone knowing.
Bartleby: that would have been a good twist
quorra: Sorry, Mibbit froze on me an dI just got like 100 messages.
Carmine: do i see anything behind us
quorra: Are we sneaking through the forest away from here?
Yin: You don't see anything at a glance.
Carmine: sneaking out the gate
Bartleby: anyway yes I'll give Harry his boots
Bartleby: boost
Harry: am i standing on bartleby
Harry: excellent
Harry: i stand on him
quorra: Sweet.
Harry: my feet are super muddy
Carmine: 2d6+2 discern
Fortuna: Carmine, discern: [2, 1] = 5
Harry: i wipe them a lil on bartleby but you think t was an accident
Carmine: :/
Bartleby: fine.
Yin: Mark xp.
Carmine: oh hey thats 8
Yin: Hooray for failure.
Harry: so i picked the lock e z p z?
Yin: Yeah, the lock is picked just fine, you hear a satisfying click.
Harry: i push the gate open
Harry: and proudly hop off bartleby 
Harry: kicking him in the face slightly
Yin: And that is when you hear a thud behind you two.
Harry: and land outside the gate
Bartleby: fuck, what is it this time
Bartleby: turning to look
Yin: Carmine as you looked around searching for any sign of followers you kept your eye on the mansion, you missed noticing that the previously cherubic statues of the fountain were now all devils carrying skulls, and more importantly that one of them had tossed a skull at you.
Carmine: fuck
Yin:  1d6
Fortuna: Yin,  1d6: [5] = 5
Carmine: weeping angels
Yin: You take 5 damage.
Carmine: what about armoe
Carmine: r
Yin: As you turn around you see all the statues around the fountain leap into the air and swarm towards you.
Yin: Oh right, so 4 damage then.
Bartleby: "OH GODS RUN"
quorra: quorra shoots an arrow at one.
quorra: 2d6+1
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6+1: [1, 2] = 4
quorra: God dman.
Bartleby: THE GATE IS OPEN RUN YOU FUCKS
Harry: i slam the gate shut
Harry: and lock it
Carmine runs
Bartleby: whoa whoa whoa okay one sec
Bartleby: harry do you even have the means to relock the gate
quorra: Alkmost certainly not.
Harry: oh yeah i guess i woudlnt
Harry: we'll have to run like hekcy then
Bartleby: so you can slam the gate shut if you like, but I'm slamming it wide open
Harry: oh
Yin: Right, Quorra so you stop to shoot an arrow towards them, but stopping to take the shot you stand still for too long and a pair of them slam into you, the statues moving faster then you had anticipated.
Harry: no i meant went you guys ran out
Yin:  1d6+1
Fortuna: Yin,  1d6+1: [1] = 2
Harry: i aint locking you in there
Bartleby: oh
Bartleby: Locking us in seemed kind of in character
Harry: old harry would
Harry: new harry will only lock one person in
Harry: a sacrifice to escape
Carmine: he would leave me, the shit
Harry: yeah
Harry: you friendzoned him
Harry: sorry
Yin: So Quorra you just got slammed into by 2 of the statues.
Harry: A SACRIFICE MUST BE MADE
Harry: harry runs
quorra: I try to tumble and kick them off.
Yin: The other 6 are flying quickly towards the rest of you.
Carmine whacks
Carmine: 2d6 whack
Fortuna: Carmine, whack: [4, 1] = 5
Harry: harry is ollying the fuck outie
Carmine: :(
quorra: 1s6+`
Harry: outie so hard you cant believe it
quorra: Wops.
quorra: 2d6+1
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6+1: [1, 5] = 7
Bartleby: okay, anyhoo after I slam the gate open I'd turn to hold off the demon things to give the other two some time to get out
Harry: so we're all just running away
Harry: harry leads the pack
Igfig joined #pwot_dnd.
Bartleby quit.
carmiine quit.
Yin quit.
quorra: Uhh.
quorra: Wut
Igfig: uh
Igfig: hmm
Carmine: hmm
Carmine: weird mibbit shit
Harry: hum
Igfig: yeah, mibbit froze a lot
Igfig: for me at least
Igfig: Fortuna are you okay?
Fortuna: I could tell you...
Fortuna: But I probably shouldn't.
carmiine joined #pwot_dnd.
Yin joined #pwot_dnd.
Carmine: woo
Harry: ok
Igfig: Right, so I was making a Defend move
Yin quit.
Igfig: 2d6+1 Defend
Fortuna: Igfig, Defend: [5, 5] = 11
Igfig: whoops
Harry: last thing said was you slam the door and get in the way
Yin joined #pwot_dnd.
Carmine: how did my phone rejoin it is across the room
Carmine: wtf
Yin: And I am back.
Bartleby: While you were out I rolled an 11 for my Defend move
Yin: So last thing I saw from you guys was Carmine wiffing with her staff.
Harry: Igfig	2d6+1 Defend 22:48	Fortuna	Igfig, Defend: [5, 5] = 11
Harry: tru
Yin: Did you get the damage I rolled for that?
quorra: I rolled a 7 to tumble and push away the statues.
Yin: Yar, I saw that.
Harry: harry is ollying the fuck outie 22:43	Fortuna	Carmine, whack: [4, 1] = 5 22:43	Carmine	 22:43	quorra	1s6+` 22:43	Harry	outie so hard you cant believe it 22:43	quorra	Wops. 22:43	quorra	2d6+1 22:43	Fortuna	quorra, 2d6+1: [1, 5] = 7 22:43	Bartleby	okay, anyhoo after I slam the gate open I'd turn to hold off the demon things to give the other two some time to ge
Fortuna: Don't be a bad sport.
Carmine: yeah Harry
Yin: Right, so looks like you guys didn't get any of my stuff then.
Carmine: stop being a bad sport
Yin: So:
Yin: Carmine your staff swing fails to connect with any of the statues as most fly past, and two of them slam into you while you are off balance and knock you to the ground.
Yin:  1d6+1
Fortuna: Yin,  1d6+1: [6] = 7
Yin: Ouch.
Carmine: oof
Yin: And Quorra you manage to roll away from the two statues that slammed into you, they are still close by but they aren't right on top of you anymore.
Yin: And alright Bartleby, what are you doing with your defende holds?
quorra: I just keep running.
Bartleby: Well, I'd be trying to halve the damage Carmine took there, if that's possible
Bartleby: and actually redirect it to myself as well, I can take it more than she can
Carmine: thanks bro
Yin: Alright, I'm thinking you trip her up and the statues go flying past her and towards you then.
Bartleby: sure
Carmine: hmf
Yin: So you take half that rounded down, and then your armor, so you take no damage from them.
Bartleby: Ayup
Carmine: haha
Yin: Another two were bearing down on you already, so:
Yin:  1d6+1
Fortuna: Yin,  1d6+1: [5] = 6
Bartleby: and... is Quorra going to be okay? Can I hold the remaining 1?
Harry: harry is a mile away by now
Bartleby: can I halve this damage on myself? Does that work?
Yin: Looks like Quorra has gained some space between her and the statues that attacked her.
Yin: It is a different attack, you'd have to spend another hold for that.
Bartleby: Yeah, I'll spend my last hold on that
Bartleby: which again reduces my damage to 0
Bartleby: wow
Yin: And two of them go flying past the lot of you catching up to Harry quickly.
Carmine: guys see the thing is, if these things can fly will a gate stop them
Carmine: ah
Yin: Yup, Fighters are good at fighting.
Bartleby: I just absorbed 13 damage without a scratch, whoa
Harry: aw
Harry: ill just keep running
Bartleby: okay, now we all run like fuck I think
Harry: whats a roll to sprint away from scary things
Bartleby: defy danger
Yin: So Harry is past the gate.
Yin: +strength cause it'd be like athletics.
Harry: 2d6
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6: [4, 2] = 6
Harry: dang
Bartleby: we're all past the gate, aren't we?
Bartleby: or like right at the gate
Carmine: i fell short i think
Carmine: cause you tripped me
Carmine: jerk
Yin: You are probably just past the gate, yar, Quorra wasn't earlier but she is running now so she could be, and Carmine is still on the other side of the gate, yeah.
Bartleby: to save your ass
quorra: Should I roll to run as well?
Yin: The two statues dogging harry slam into him from behind, knocking him to the ground.
Yin:  1d6+1
Fortuna: Yin,  1d6+1: [3] = 4
quorra: 2d6
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6: [1, 6] = 7
quorra: I RUN FAST.
Harry: i get up and keep running like fast fast
Carmine: 2d6+1 scramble away
Fortuna: Carmine, scramble away: [3, 4] = 8
Harry: 2d6
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6: [4, 3] = 7
Harry: CARMINE
Carmine: woo
Harry: YOU SONNOFA BITCH
Yin: Yar, you run and get out past the gate and past Bartlesby, but the two statues that attacked you are catching up.
Bartleby: And I guess I can do my run too
Bartleby: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Bartleby, 2d6+2: [5, 4] = 11
Harry: Fuck u
Bartleby: but I am not getting ahead of anyone else
Harry: i have an idea
Bartleby: I want to be at the back
Harry: lets turn them into mounts
Harry: jump on their back
Yin: You still have hp left Harry, let me think, you've got 2 hp left right?  Right.
Harry: and use my whip like a thing
Yin: You're on the ground Harry.
Harry: oh
Bartleby: so instead of running full speed, can I be running slower and still sort of half-defending?
Harry: can i try and do the neigh thing
Yin: They knocked you down for your failure, and they are landing on top of you.
Bartleby: no mechanical benefit I guess, just in the fiction
Bartleby: distracting the statues
Yin: Carmine you are running away, the statues were distracted from you so you seem fine.
Carmine: :)
Carmine: lets leave Harry to die
Carmine: and gtfo
Harry: is anyone nearish me
Yin: Bartleby you are having no problem keeping the statues swarming you at bay while moving away from the gate.
Yin: Carmine and Quorra are both passing you now, Harry.
Harry: I shoot out my whip and trip them
Harry: 2d6+2
Fortuna: Harry, 2d6+2: [3, 6] = 11
Yin: While they are near the statues tear into your back.
Yin:  1d6+1
Fortuna: Yin,  1d6+1: [1] = 2
Carmine: rip
Harry: alive
Yin: Oh man, I think you have 1 hp still.
Harry: with 1 hit
Carmine: aw
Harry: so i trip those fucks trying to leave me behind
Harry: we ride togetha we die togetha
quorra: I was going to help you.
quorra: But now as I tumble I punch Harry right in his dick
quorra: 2d6+1
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6+1: [6, 5] = 12
quorra: Die,.
Harry: yeah ok
Carmine: boom
Yin: Roll 1d6
Harry: so i just died via dick punch
Harry: but at least i tripped you guys
quorra: 1d6
Fortuna: quorra, 1d6: [4] = 4
Bartleby: can harry roll for death's door please
Yin: Yeah, you tripped Quorra so Quorra killed you.
Harry: i thought i tripped both
Bartleby: I want to see Death's face 
Harry: its a whip after all
Carmine: fucking finally
Yin: Nah.
Harry: alright
Harry: 2d6 death
Fortuna: Harry, death: [3, 6] = 9
Yin: And hold on a second:
Harry: welp
Harry: im ok with this
Carmine: :(
Harry: harry dies at the very end doing what he did best
Harry: being a douche bag
Bartleby: and yet he ain't dead
Yin: Alright, so as you slowly lose your vision you feel the statues taking off, lifting your body up.
Bartleby: oh
Bartleby: better
Carmine: WOOO
Yin: And the Black Gates come into sight before you.
Harry: i fist bump death and am like "lets do this bruh"
Yin: You see Death approaching you once again, he seems agitated.
Carmine: "holy shit, Harry, again??" -death
Yin: I told you to deal with that!  He points beyond you, you can't look again, but you know what you would see if you could.
Yin: But you fall yet again while running away from it.
Harry: "Didnt have the opportunity, I said "hey lets do this thing" and no one else was ok with it so we just ended up kinda leaving"
Harry: "i was gunna once I recovered bro I swear"
Harry: "instead though, I got punched in the dong"
Yin: Meanwhile with the rest of you guys, the two statues chasing Quorra are aiding the two that attacked Harry in carrying him, they are flying his body back towards the manor.
Yin: Bartleby you still have 4 statues swarming at you, what do you do?
Harry: theyre gunna dephile my corpse
quorra: bye Harry.
Yin: Back with Harry:
Harry: i tap my feet impatiently
Yin: I do not care.  Will you go back?
Harry: "Nah"
Carmine: ha
Harry: "wellllll"
Bartleby: Well, if the others are more or less free, I'm just gonna burst through these four and run my little heart out
Bartleby: 2d6+2 defy danger
Fortuna: Bartleby, defy danger: [6, 5] = 13
Harry: "if you let me I dont see why NOT but to be fair this is sorta it"
Bartleby: DANGER DEFIED
Carmine: BOOM
Harry: "I did my thing"
Yin: And you do just that, your bash the statues off of you and your feet carry you away from them in a blink of an eye, quickly catching up on Quorra and Carmine while leaving the statues behind.
Yin: Back with Harry again:
Carmine hi-fives Bartleby
Yin: You have served me poorly.  You shall return.
Bartleby: right on
Harry: "gOD"
Yin: Harry you awake to the sight of the ground beneath you, the fountain is drawing near.
Harry: "Am I just gunna be unable to die until i take care of the grey ting"
Harry: fuck
Yin: The statues just drop you from up above.
Yin:  1d8
Fortuna: Yin,  1d8: [1] = 1
Harry: 2d6+2 GRAB THE TOP OF THE FOUNTAIN
Fortuna: Harry, GRAB THE TOP OF THE FOUNTAIN: [1, 5] = 8
Harry: oh well
Harry: ill take the fall
Carmine: nobody is around to heal Harry
Harry: since i take no damage
Bartleby: that's really lucky
Harry: it is time for the ultimate sprint
Bartleby: it would be hilarious if death sends him off and he comes RIGHT back
Yin: You grab a hold of the fountain, but upon seeing you moving again the statues are all swarming you again.
Harry: time for harry to show his worth by being hella fast
Harry: hella rad
Bartleby: but I guess that's going to happen again anyway
Harry: and that he can live his life as a world famous 100 meter dasher
Harry: 2d6 RUN 
Fortuna: Harry, RUN : [1, 5] = 6
Harry: fuck
Carmine: hahaha
Harry: harry doesnt even try
Harry: he just lies face down in the fountain instead
Yin: The gate slams shut in your face.
Yin: And all the statues decend on you.
Yin: I'm just not going to roll damage this time.
Harry: 2d6+1 charisma ily guys lets be friends
Fortuna: Harry, charisma ily guys lets be friends: [6, 3] = 10
Bartleby: well, they certainly have an intimate relationship with your insides now
Harry: parley
Bartleby: a little, shall we say, heart-to-heart
Harry: haha
Yin: Do we want to keep doing the death saves till you fail?
Harry: nah
Yin: Also parley only works when you have leverage.
Yin: Alright.
Harry: harry wants to flip death off
Carmine: you dont have leverage Harry
Yin: The final time then:
Yin: Your vision comes again and you see the black gate in the distance, you can see Death standing over by it in the distance, nowhere near you.
Harry: hes just sighing
Harry: face in hands
quorra: I shoot an arrow and Harry.
quorra: 2d6+1
Fortuna: quorra, 2d6+1: [1, 5] = 7
Carmine: smdh -death
Bartleby: I don't think we can see him from here
Yin: And then you are dragged backwards away from it, the white expanse around the black gate disappearing into a haze of grey.
Harry: shaking my dead head??
Bartleby: because I think we're still running
Carmine: i am
Yin: And you are surrounded by grey, and the grey is malice, and suffering.
Harry: i high five the grey
Carmine: SUCELLUS!
Yin: Yeah, as you guys run through the forest the lanterns along the side of the road, which had been lit, start flickering.
Bartleby: I am not stopping until I can't see the gates of Morsten Manor in the moonlight
Bartleby: er, lanternlight
Carmine: well, shit
Yin: Vines and brush start growing up around them again, as the thinnest ray of dawn creeps over the tree tops.
Bartleby: uh oh
Carmine: i am still light tho
quorra: Yeah Quorra just keeps running.
Bartleby: oh!
quorra: Fuck those gates.
Bartleby: Yeah we keep running
Yin: Morning comes.
Carmine: run forever
Carmine: fuck Harry
quorra: "Hey who even was that guy?"
Carmine shrug
Yin: As the light falls the road crumbles back to its prior state of disrepair, and if you looked back you'd see the house returning to a broken down husk, but you don't turn back.
Yin: You just run.
Bartleby: "Well, I guess he's dead now. Probably. You never know with that guy."
Harry: as they enter the town
Harry: they see
Harry: harrys twin brother
Bartleby: everybody is harry
Carmine: 2d6
Fortuna: Carmine, 2d6: [3, 4] = 7
Snarry: he sees them and begins jogging after them
Carmine: kill Snarry
Snarry: yin whats happening
Yin: Well, I'm thinking I'm going to say no to the snarry.
Snarry: ahaha
Yin: Just no in general, the town is still sleeping, its shutters and windows and doors all locked up tight.
Carmine: did we win?
Carmine: did we lose?
Snarry: you didntlose
Yin: You survived Morsten Manor.
quorra: I killed a guy by punching his dick.
Bartleby: Hurrah!
Bartleby: Everybody survived!
Carmine: WOOO
Yin: That place is still like, super mega what the fuck is wrong with it maybe haunted.
Yin: But you got out.
Carmine: maybe?
Bartleby: We didn't get any loot
Snarry: lets burn it down sometime
Bartleby: but we lost Harry, so it was still a net gain
Bartleby: oh wait!
Bartleby: Silverware!
Carmine: ^5
quorra: Yeah.
Bartleby: We got a lot of silverware
Carmine: awww yesss
quorra: We got a bunch of silverware.
Carmine: and knives
Yin: Yeah, the silverware Quorra nabbed is still with you.
Bartleby: Well then
Yin: You're probably not going to be able to sell it in this town, but a couple towns over they probably haven't heard of the manor.
Bartleby: Let us carouse.
Bartleby: anybody got a good one-liner to end us off?
quorra: "Fuck Harry."
Yin: And scene.
Bartleby: "Yeah, fuck that guy."
Snarry: harry is the most entertaining character ive ever played
Bartleby: WOOO
Bartleby: Harry was a great character
Bartleby: and if he'd survived longer his arc woulda been pretty interesting
Yin: Who was also a monster magnet.
Snarry: true
Carmine: so is the game over?
Snarry: im going to incorporate harry into 5e
Bartleby: he'll have to be some kind of ghost
Yin: I found it particularly entertaining those times when you did stuff like go to steal the potion or help with the other monster, and forgot about the monster that had just been attacking you.
Yin: Those moments were funny.
Carmine: i still need to convert Bartleby!
Bartleby: Also Yin, I was sort of hoping you were setting us up for a twist where it turns out the forest is even more dangerous and just as haunted as the manor
Yin: I'll be honest, I was considering just having the forest turn you around and you'd end up back at the manor.
Yin: That is why those lanterns on the street were lit up.
Bartleby: something like that could have worked too, but that'd be a bit more cliche
Snarry: you should have killed us all
Bartleby: or at least easier
Yin: Yar.
Bartleby: but yeah, good game!
Carmine: everyones a winner
Yin: Yar yar, I also wanted to make sure we ended it this week though, it's been fun, and I've learned a bunch of stuff.
Bartleby: For sure
Snarry: except harry
Bartleby: Next week, back to Eberron!
Snarry: harry lost