Orrin: This is ridiculous.
Orrin: 5#1d20+4
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20+4: [1] = 5; 1d20+4: [4] = 8; 1d20+4: [16] = 20; 1d20+4: [5] = 9; 1d20+4: [6] = 10
Orrin: There, fuck those runes.
Varus: ONE
Varus: WAS OVER 10
Igfig: but if you do spend the time to take 20, you're probably going to attract an encounter of some sort
Igfig: okay
Varus: lets not do that
Igfig: so most of your hits do nothing
Varus: he finally fucked a rune
Varus: good riddance
Arryn: i am guarding the door
Varus: sloppy sevenths
Igfig: one hit does manage a good slam on a lump
Igfig: and while the runes don't get messed up much, you do manage to crumple the thinner metal of the exterior of the lump
Varus: fucking runes
Igfig: you hear something shatter inside it
Varus: GOOD
Orrin: Done broke me  shard.
Orrin: me a shard*
Arryn: broke me hard
Varus: that probably wont be enough to catastrophicably unstabalize it
Varus: so lets warp another one with the water
Orrin: Well, if it's going to like... hurt one of us very badly, at least we'll know about it now.
Varus: that is also true
Varus: blaze can you go get us a bucket of water
Igfig: the wall/sphere of fire shivers and starts to fluctuate weirdly, but it's still mostly working
Orrin: I still feel like you're drastically underestimating how much water it takes to warp cast iron.
Blaze: Are there any things capable of holding water around?  We probably are.
Varus: like a bucket ish right
Varus: thats not much
Varus: if its SUPER HOT
Orrin: It's a furnace.
Varus: its not like we need a river
Igfig: not really, but you could probably find a bucket or something if you looked around for a bit
Orrin: It is designed to be SUPER HOT
Varus: then maybe orrin should fuck up another rune
Orrin: Unless you have some absolute zero water just chillin'.
Blaze: Or I can use create water and create up to 10 gallons of water.
Varus: hey hey
Varus: thats an idea
Blaze: I think 10 gallons would be enough.
Orrin: 1d20+4 Eighth time's a charm
Fortuna: Orrin, Eighth time's a charm: [4] = 8
Varus: i have ice shot as a cantrip
Igfig: or maybe there's other useful stuff around somewhere else, it's a big fortress
Orrin: It's not about volume so much as temperature.
Varus: fill a thing with water
Varus: i ice shot the water to freeze it up
Igfig: orrin is getting pretty tired of hitting these lumps
Orrin: Since we can't flood the entire room, we need some REALLY cold water.
Blaze: I'm assuming if I create water I can make sure it is cold.
Igfig: and ten gallons is probably not enough, it's a big furnace
Orrin: Why not just ice shot the rune?
Varus: and then we dump it on another lump
Varus: oh
Varus: right
Varus: thats
Varus: probably a better idea
Varus: so yeah
Varus: i uh
Varus: ice shot a rune
Blaze: Man we're good.
Igfig: ice shot? Like, ray of frost?
Varus: yeah
Varus: cantrips 4 lyfe
Orrin: In the rest of our defense, it took me about 4 seconds to suggest it once we were aware he had prepared it.
Varus: and i 
Varus: for the FIRST TIME
Varus: EVER
Varus: SONG OF THE SORCELATOR
Varus: two ice shots at the run
Varus: rune
Igfig: okay make some attck rolls
Varus: 2#1d20+6
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+6: [6] = 12; 1d20+6: [9] = 15
Varus: its not like im trying to aim here
Orrin: Hey you know what's funny is I was supposed to get +7 on all those attack rolls but I forgot they weren't just checks.
Varus: they are a foot unmoving in front of me
Igfig: getting kinda frosty on the outside, but there's a lot more heat comng from the inside
Arryn: hahaha
Varus: man we suck at this orrin
Orrin: 1d20+7 actually attack a rune
Fortuna: Orrin, actually attack a rune: [15] = 22
Orrin: There's more like it.
Igfig: aw yeah
Varus: since they are cantrips can i just keep slamming a rune
Igfig: you can, yes
Varus: 5#1d20+6 i <3 runes
Fortuna: Varus, i <3 runes: [8] = 14; i <3 runes: [20] = 26; i <3 runes: [8] = 14; i <3 runes: [7] = 13; i <3 runes: [9] = 15
Varus: 20
Igfig: which one did you slam, Orrin?
Varus: I SEE A TWENTY IN THERE
Arryn guards whiled they die in a fire
Varus: if we're trying to destabilize
Varus: we did a 45 degree
Varus: im doing the other 45 degree
Orrin: One adjacent to the one I hit before, I assume.
Varus: and so lets break the front 90 degree one
Orrin: To build a breach.
Varus: we're trying to unbind it
Arryn: what is blaze doing
Igfig: okay
Varus: sighing
Orrin: Right, so we punch a hole in it and it bows out.
Orrin: This really should be his jam.
Orrin: Playing with fire and all that.
Varus: ok lets break 3 beside each other then
Varus: 2 runes broken and 1 warp one like crazy with a 20 on my ice
Igfig: so you've broken three of the nodes in a row next to each other
Varus: yeah
Igfig: on the front or the back?
Igfig: or side or wherever
Varus: front sounds best
Varus: I <3 fronts
Orrin: Whichever end faces the rear of the ship, I should think.
Orrin: If we want it to blow the back off.
Varus: well
Varus: that is true
Varus: and we dont want it to explode AT us
Varus: so we break the ones away from us
Igfig: The front of the furnace faces the back of the ship
Igfig: er, fortress
Orrin: Front then.
Varus: whichevers away from us
Igfig: all right
Varus: fronnt
Igfig: well
Igfig: it doesn't cause a catastrophic blowout, quite
Varus: we could do some more
Varus: fuck up more runes
Varus: orrin has a lot of anger to let out
Igfig: but the wall of fire does destabilise
Orrin: Let's see what happened first.
Igfig: the part of it around where you broke the runes and shards tries to return to its natural, more cylindrical shape
Varus: oooh
Varus: blaze check it out
Varus: fire going HAYWIRE
Varus: this is so your thing
Blaze: Alrighty.
Blaze: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Blaze, 1d20+2: [17] = 19
Blaze: Much better this time.
Igfig: which unfortunately for it, means its trying to poke through the side of the furnace now
Varus: wait what did you roll
Arryn: checking out
Blaze: Arcana to check it out.
Orrin: We should run.
Varus: oh
Igfig: so the wall is overlapping the furnace itself
Varus: good idea yeah
Arryn: he checks that shit like what
Varus: oh
Varus: that might break stuff
Orrin: Hence the running.
Varus: lets make sure first
Arryn: i ran before it was hot
Igfig: and you can see that slowly, a large circle of metal on the side of the furnace is starting to heat up and glow
Orrin: I suspect that it will be too late if we "make sure" from inside the room we're trying to destroy in a fiery cataclysm.
Igfig: just the outline of the circle
Varus: im gunnnaaaa
Varus: add a LITTLE more UNF to it
Orrin: "Let's go, gang."
Igfig: it's going to take a while at this rate, maybe ten minutes
Varus: can i put one of my elementals in
Varus: and cast thunderwave from it
Igfig: sure
Igfig: no
Varus: aw
Varus: ok well
Igfig: it's an elemental, not a familiar
Varus: i DO have my elementals go in
Blaze: Ten minutes gives us time to get away from it and somewhere where it will distract them away from us.
Varus: and they help out burning through it
Varus: yeah
Igfig: sure
Blaze: Leave it as is, time bomb, yar.
Varus: so maybe thatd be better
Varus: lets head out
Varus: time bomb
Varus: i dont do anything with the elementals
Igfig: all right
Varus: i say my heartfelt goodbye
Blaze: STealthy times ahoy!
Varus: and leave them behind
Blaze: 1d20+10
Fortuna: Blaze, 1d20+10: [17] = 27
Varus: dang
Blaze: Ah yeah.
Varus: d a n g
Arryn looks out door i was guarding
Varus: varus cant find blaze
Orrin: I don't suppose we have any idea where the engines would be.
Igfig: as you regroup to head out
Varus: so we have a time bomb
Igfig: perception checks
Arryn: 1d20+19
Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+19: [20] = 39
Varus: an engine to explode
Arryn: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Orrin: 1d20
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20: [20] = 20
Varus: what the fuck was that 19
Blaze: Arryn is freaking invisible.
Varus: JESUS
Orrin: Arryn disappears entirely.
Igfig: well Arryn is invisible
Varus: SLOW DOWN GUYS
Orrin: Orrin sees all.
Blaze: You get a +10 Orrin not that it matters.
Varus: 1d20
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20: [1] = 1
Orrin: No that was my perception.
Varus: :(
Igfig: and the rest of you are not too far off
Blaze: Oh.
Orrin: Varus is still looking at the furnace I guess.
Igfig: oh
Orrin: Ig, my perception was a 20, do I perceive that secrets that bind this world together?
Igfig: nah, but you do hear the patrol coming a ways off
Varus: aah
Varus: good
Varus: hmm
Varus: actually
Varus: we dont want them checking the furnace
Varus: we need to ambush them
Arryn: where is arryn
Varus: gone from this plane of existence
Arryn: nobody knows
Igfig: nobody knows
Igfig: hah
Arryn: ^5
Igfig: you're not sure if it's a random patrol or if they just heard you hitting the furnae
Varus: not even arryn is sure where she is
Igfig: ^5
Orrin: Arryn, go see if you can find them.
Arryn:  /spoooky/
Orrin: If they're moving quickly, we have to kill them.
Varus: yeah lets send arryn ahead to scout
Orrin: If they're just patrolling, we could probably just shut the door.
Varus: that is true
Varus: and the burning part is away from the door
Varus: so they wouldnt see it unless they deliberately looked for a problem
Blaze: Like, I'm well hidden, Arryn is invisible.
Orrin: 1d20+10 
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20+10: [14] = 24
Orrin: Orrin is also pretty well concealed.
Arryn ghost looks throughdoor
Varus: i can cast invisibility on myself
Varus: arryn just go right up to them
Blaze: You also have a +10 to your stealth right now.
Orrin: Save it for now, just use the stealth bonus.
Orrin: We might need it laster.
Orrin: later*
Igfig: okay, they're still a ways off. But you can see a few regular Blades, as well as a pair of the big, gorilla-looking warforged
Igfig: just how many will depend on me checking the encounter builder for level-appropriateness
Igfig: they are moving with confidence directly toward the furnace room
Igfig: and they look ready for a fight
Orrin: Varus, roll your stealth.
Varus: oh boy
Orrin: I like the sound of a surprise round.
Arryn: he rolled a 1
Varus: i roll INVISIBILITY
Varus: that was my perception
Orrin: I thought that was his perception.
Igfig: I thought the 1 was perception
Arryn: ah
Varus: also i cast invisibility
Igfig: kay
Arryn quit.
Varus: fuckin cya
Blaze: Just roll the stealth, yar, no need to waste another spell slot.
Varus: im gunna fuck up
Igfig: Since this is a new encounter, and potentially a fight
Varus: if i roll this im gunna fuck up blaze
Arryn joined #pwot_dnd.
Orrin: Just fuck up an dthen cast invis.
Blaze: Nuh uh.
Orrin: We have plenty of time.
Varus: ahghgughs
Varus: ok
Varus: ok
Varus: here comes
Igfig: perhaps we should leave off here and continue next week
Orrin: I rolled a 20 on the per, they're probably a mile away.
Varus: stealth instead of invisibility
Varus: yeah
Varus: write down our things ig
Orrin: But yeah we should leave with us surrounding them, invisible.
Varus: 1d20 sTEALLTTHH
Fortuna: Varus, sTEALLTTHH: [20] = 20
Orrin: HAaaaaaa.
Varus: YEAAASSSSS
Arryn: woooo
Blaze: See, and with a +10.
Blaze: No need for stealth at all.
Blaze: I mean invisibility.
Igfig: you abominable stealthfuckers
Varus: so orrin varus blaze and arryn are just fucking gone
Varus: hidden
Igfig: did anyone roll less than like a 25 on that
Varus: no
Blaze: Nope.
Arryn: no
Orrin: I rolled a 24.
Blaze: Oh.
Varus: oh well screw you
Igfig: oh noooo
Arryn: 39, motherfuckers
Varus: so
Blaze: I thought I was lowest with the 27.
Orrin: But I mean... that still passes an extremely hard DC.
Varus: for igfig's records for next week
Igfig: you're not quite "superhumanly difficult to find"
Varus: we have a ten minute time bomb
Igfig: indeed
Varus: a patrol of warforged coming to fight
Orrin: And we're just standing int he middle of the hallway invisible waiting to fuck them up.
Igfig: yep
Varus: arryn orrin varus and blaze are hidden like a mother fucker
Varus: no guys lets get a better ambush point
Igfig: sounds like a recipe for good times
Varus: catch them in a cross fire when they enter
Orrin: I wanna drop from the ceiling.
Arryn: i am an ambush point
Varus: orrin can do that
Varus: lets silence them all at once
Igfig: okay you can think about a better ambush setup next week
Blaze: Or we can go for the engines, yar, and avoid them, either way.
Orrin: Oooh I like the sound of that.
Igfig: for now I want to go to bed
Arryn: i can stand where i am in the door and they wont see me
Varus: no theyll stop the explosion
Igfig: Good night everybody!
Varus: we are definitely stoppping them
Orrin: Well, I think we want to kill them so they don't fix the furnace yeah.
Varus: FOR NOW THOUGH
Igfig: Fortuna, I love you.
Fortuna giggles.
Blaze: Can they stop the explosion though?
Orrin: I'd rather not find out.
Varus: Fortuna do I love you more?
Fortuna blushes.
Fortuna: Maybe.
Igfig quit.
Orrin: OKAY BYE.
Varus: yeah let sjust end them
Arryn quit.
Orrin quit.
Blaze quit.