Varus: this is revolutionary
Igfig: Hi Fortuna
Fortuna: Hello.
Varus: Fortuna are we fucked?
Fortuna: Excuse me?
Fortuna: God, I wish.
Varus: ahahaha
Igfig: well siad Fortuna
Igfig: LAST TIME ON EBERRON
Igfig: You finally made it onto Chydris
Igfig: beat up some warforged
Igfig: exploded a scrap furnace, causing a diversion
Varus: and a huge blow to the ship
Arryn: 'huge'
Varus: not lke
Igfig: a small blow to the fortress
Varus: in comparison to frosty
Varus: but it was still a good sized hit
Igfig: aye
Arryn: like a toe stubbing
Varus: :C
Orrin: We have an Arryn! Who is Arryn?
frosty: noone compares to frosty
Varus: ben is just being both
Arryn: i am
Orrin: I see no way that could go poorly.
frosty: WHAAAT UP
Igfig: you discovered the dismembered (but still conscious) torsos of the remaining Godforged, who had been set upon and slaughtered by the Blades after you attacked the Lord of Blades while impersonating a Godforged
Igfig: (and then you left the glass plateau behind without ever checking up on them)
Varus: shrug
Igfig: AFTER THAT
Orrin: We left a note.
Varus: yup
Varus: note should have been enough for them to realize to get out
frosty: dunderheads
Varus: take that religion
Igfig: you passed through a factory that assembled limbs onto construct bodies
Varus: we never found out what that did
Varus: good to know we could have reassembled the god forged
Igfig: well, maybe
Orrin: I think it assembled limbs onto construct bodies,
Varus: i dont think we even got a hitn of what the factory was for
Orrin: We would almost certainly have been attacked.
Varus: yeah
Igfig: oh, well
Blaze: I don't think it was actively running anyways.  And we'd have still needed to figure it out.
Varus: maybe if we can recover the ship afterwards
Blaze: So hopping along.
Varus: we can do the thing
Igfig: it had a conveyor belt leading up to the room with the creation forge
Igfig: anyway, after that you found a roiling pool of elemental fire in a storage room
Igfig: correctly surmising it was Frosty, the three of you but not Arryn enacted a ritual to stabilize his form, find and recover his missing soul, and bind it back into his body
Igfig: bringing him back to life!
Blaze: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Varus: at least temporarily possibly
Igfig: But his body still contained the instability from before, and now threatens to explode again before long if you can't figure something out
Orrin: We also siphoned some goop out.
Orrin: With the wand.
Varus: yes
Varus: the goop
Varus: ill just periodically give frosty a tummy siphon with my wands
Igfig: Varus did manage to slow the destabilization with the wands, yeah
Igfig: meanwhile, Arryn climbed up the conveyor belt and found herself in the room with the creation forge, which was now active...
Varus: whats the creation forge again
Varus: the thing they use to make new warforged?
Blaze: A thing required for making warforge.
Varus: what if we make ben into a warforged
Varus: rebind his soul into the armor
Varus: full metal alchemist style
Orrin: I don't think he'd like that.
Varus: tru
Varus: lets use him to explode again then
frosty: i would kill you if you tried, probly
Blaze: I don't think he'd like that.
Varus: idk he was willing to explode once
Igfig: yeah, the body is made physically as a sculpture and then the forge binds a soul or something into their body, makes them into sentient constructs
Varus: this just gives him another explosion
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Igfig: well, people aren't sure whether they have souls or not, but it animates them, gives them minds, and inscribes their ghul'ra
Igfig: (the unique mark on their forehead)
Arryn quit.
Igfig: anyway
Igfig: the forge seems to be turned on, but it's not actually doing anything at the moment
Varus: i am intriqued
Varus: how can we use this to fuck shit up
frosty: you dont know about it
Igfig: it seems to be connected in complex, somewhat jury-rigged ways to the many other machines in the room
Blaze: Yar, we haven't gone up there yet, only Arryn knows about it.
Varus: this is what arryn is seeing right
Orrin: No we all went up
Orrin: Before we ended.
Varus: i just remember recreating ben 
frosty: yeah
Igfig: well, even if you didn't go up then, perhaps Arryn might have called you up?
arryn2: no
Igfig: Because a creation forge is a pretty big thing
Varus: well where would we have gone besides there
Varus: i think its reasonable to assume we went up there
Orrin: Yeah we would've followed her once we saved Frosty
Igfig: there were side doors in that storage room too
Varus: i think we would have followed arryn
Varus: dont want to get to split up
arryn2: arryn is looking for an engine
Igfig: if you want some time to look around before the others get up though, Arryn, you can have that
Blaze: Oh, also hey Igfig I remember that staff thing I got does a Bless kind of thing, but I don't remember how it differed from the actual bless spell, time limit and concentration and I remember the staff's version let you end the Bless to get another saving throw on something with the bless bonus.
Igfig: well, there doesn't seem to be one in this room, it would probably be at least as big as the forge
arryn2: i would see the forge then try another room
Varus: ehhhh
Varus: idk about that for arryn
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Varus: i think she'd be interested in the forge more than that
Igfig: let me see if I can find the stats for that staff
arryn2: we have half an hour
arryn2: not time to tour
Blaze: I had written the info for that thing down on my computer but I hadn't put the info on my drive sheet, yar.
Igfig: Igfig: For Blaze, a staff named Faith's Shield Varrus: gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Igfig: a white marble pillar such as might front a temple, with a gold-banded gem on top Igfig: As an action:1/short rest: you plant the staff in ground, it stays upright Igfig: While standing, it produces 5-ft radius Magic Circle and creatures in area gain Bless. Igfig: After staff is 
Igfig: lifted (as a free action), Bless persists for 1 minute. Igfig: Blessed creatures can expend Bless as a reaction to gain advantage on a save (the reroll still gets Bless bonus) Igfig: Bless is +1d4 to each attack and save
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Blaze: Ah I see, so the minute time limit is still in place then, after the staff is lifted.
Igfig: Yeah. Until the staff is lifted, though, the Bless persists
Arryn: we have been searching for the engine, if i am not seeing the engine i am still looking
Igfig: you probably need line of sight to the staff for it to keep going, though
Varus: then arryn has resigned to destroying the forge
Arryn: and assuming yall are faffing about with a fireslime
Varus: fireslime
Igfig: once you can't see the staff, the 1 minute countdown starts
frosty: fireslime?????
frosty: humph
Varus: offended
Igfig: this is getting surreal
Varus: god
Varus: good
Igfig: Arryn, Frosty, get along better
Blaze: That makes sense.
Arryn: fiine
Arryn: sorry frosty 
frosty: :(
Varus: so we did go up to where arryn was heading though right
Igfig: sure
Varus: and we'd at least have stopped to look at the forge >:C
Arryn: yeah im looking for a door in here
Blaze: I think it is about time I renew the Pass Without Trace spell.
Arryn door looks
Igfig: The forge room has doors to the fore, port, and starboard, and there's the frame for the elevator from the throne room
Blaze: That thing is going to run out here pretty quick.
Igfig: but the elevator is currently on a higher floor
Arryn: me goes to foredoor
Varus: well we arent going for the throne room yet
Orrin: I was thinking we'd leave someone here and threaten to destroy it.
Varus: arryn went fore
Igfig: and sure, if you want to investigate the forge some more, then by all means
Orrin: As a bargaining chip?
Igfig: okay
Varus: thats not a bad idea
Varus: buuut
Varus: that also puts us at disadvantage if a fight breaks out
Varus: cause that persons gotta get there
Varus: it cant be me
Varus: who stays
Varus: cause i need to be able to send messages to the threatener
Blaze: So yar, Pass Without Trace is recast.
Orrin: Anyone can, you can just message them to blow the shit up.
Varus: yeah but i cant know whats going on in the throne room
Varus: you guys cant send messages back
Igfig: Arryn, the door opens onto a hallway that goes straight ahead for about 30 feet and then ends at a T intersection
Orrin: I know, that's why I'm saying anyone else stays as long as you can message.
Varus: i say blaze stays because he can morph into a hawk and rush to the throne room if we need help
Varus: and we need orrin's persuasion
Arryn: can i see whats either side
Orrin: Works for me.
Varus: blaze any objections?
Orrin: I'd say Frosty, but we don't know what his deal is.
Orrin: Seems kind of boring for Peter though.
Igfig: not from the doorway, but at the intersection itself, sure
Varus: yeah and frosty i want in the room to infuriate or intimidate the lord of blades
Varus: like LOOK WE CAN REVIVE OUR SOLDIERS AT ANY TIME THERE IS NO HOPE
frosty looks around all the shards in the room for tajisthai again
Varus: or WE WILL HAVE HIM BLOW UP AGAIN
Arryn goes left
Igfig: by the way, Frosty make a Con Save... actually don't because of the slowed destabilization
Varus: lets slow down a second ben
Varus: theres a lot of people doing stuff right now
frosty: frosty just died to save these shards
frosty: he wants to find them again
Blaze: I'm not sure why we'd need to leave anyone in this room for the sake of threatening the creation forge, we should just try and catch up with Arryn or find the engine so we stop this thing before it gets to the city.
Varus: yeah i mean literally hold on a second so we can work out what we are all doing
Igfig: Both of the hallways curve toward the fore
Varus: i think we need to take down the lord of blades
Varus: and potentially whatever is behind him
Blaze: But we need to stop this ship before it gets to the city or stopping him doesn't stop his current plan.
Varus: even if we dont do that it would be good to have someone in here for leverage if we get captured or really if literally anything goes wrong
Varus: we can still blow up the engines
Varus: what we can do is go blow up engines, come back, blaze stays, me and orrin go to throne room, leverage the forge against the lord
Varus: after the engines are blown and he doesnt really have anything left
Varus: the forge being in our hands would be the last bit of persuasion we need to stop him
Varus: if he lets it blow up too then that could turn the other warforged against him
Blaze: I feel like there is still a flaw in this plan, that being this entire place is full of warforged, they would probably move to stop the sabateur, yar.
Varus: the forge is jurry rigged to the other machines
Varus: its clearly fragile
Varus: it wouldnt take much to destroy it
Igfig: The forge itself isn't very fragile
Orrin: I mean we don't really know that.
Varus: now we do
Igfig: it's really big
Varus: thanks to the dm
Varus: oh
Varus: wait i read that wrong
Varus: well the mechanics itself should be because of how delicate the process of giving a warforged conciousness would be
Igfig: it's hooked up to some other machines in some complex ways though
Orrin: And I'm really not super keen on essentially committing genocide unless it's totally necessary.
Varus: i dont plan on destorying it either
Arryn g0es left
Igfig: and the forge is kind of a solid-state magic thing
Varus: if he makes up we can just say its done
frosty: burn the state
Varus: that i got a message spell back saying its sabotaged permanently
Igfig: the enchantments are super complex—it's basically an artifact—but physically it's a lot simpler than most arcane items
Varus: are they complex enough to be able to break or manipulate in a way that would negate them?
Varus: like for example say a laptop needs exactly 12 volts or whatever to keep powered
Varus: if you oversupply that it breaks the machine
Varus: its complex but because of that fragile
Igfig: it's possible to decommission one, because I know they did that with the other forges after the way
Igfig: *war
Igfig: but it's a difficult process
Varus: they probably had lots of sciency guys looking at it to see if its possible though
Varus: maybe we should leave it for now
Varus: its seeming more and more clear that we should recover the ship after all is done though
Igfig: you could definitely do things to the connected parts, though
Varus: maybe we should temporarily decomission it at least
Igfig: there're a number of pedestals off to one side that Frosty recognizes as being where the quori shards were placed
Orrin: Probably, just in case he tries to like... morph into a god anytime soon.
Varus: cool lets get those
Varus: yeah
Varus: i woudlnt want him digivolving during a fight
Varus: or having the second form freeza style
frosty: 1d20+3 search for quori shards
Fortuna: frosty, search for quori shards: [6] = 9
Varus: they were right there
Varus: its not much of a search and more opening a cupboard
Orrin: If we can remove a part without breaking the whole thing, that would be ideal.
Orrin: Sabotages the forge but still gives us a bargaining chip.
Varus: yeah
Blaze: Taking all the shards might sabotage it.
Varus: we dont have to destroy it like i said
Varus: just having someone there to threaten it
Igfig: there's a similar pedestal up on top of the forge, a trio of things that look like tesla coils spaced evenly around the forge, a smooth black pyramid about 6' on each side, a heavy wooden cabinet, and a thing with a whole bunch of gears and pistons and cranks
Igfig: sort of like this: http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/images/object_images/535x535/10297676.jpg
Varus: and we arent far from the throne room at all either
Varus: lets blow that up
Varus: it wont harm the forge
Varus: but it will prevent it from workign
Igfig: You open the covers on the pedestals, and lo and behold all the quori shards are there
frosty: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Varus: awesome
Varus: lets take em
Varus: but thats a lot i dont think we can hold that
Blaze: Hey Varus, would you know if just removing the shards would prevent this from working properly?
frosty takes them
Varus: idk lemme roll arcana
Igfig: nah it was like, three? four? Only a few of them got taken
Varus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+6: [3] = 9
Varus: welp
frosty: 3
Blaze: Right, no clue then.
frosty: three taken
Igfig: you're not sure, it's weird
Varus: i coulllddd
Varus: use BUILDER OF DOOMSDAY DEVICES
Varus: but i dont think a fate point is needed here
Igfig: sure
Varus: we can just take the shards and rough up some other parts
Varus: and i can roll again to see if i think thats enough to stop it from working
frosty: i just took them
Varus: great
Varus: lets ROUGH 'EM UP
Igfig: Arryn, you find a hatch to your right, and a doorway to your left
Arryn hatch
Igfig: the hallway also continues to curve toward the fore
Igfig: all right
Varus: is the thing with gears and springs and stuff all over partof the forge?
Varus: is it one of the machines its connected to
Igfig: all the things I described are machines connected to the forge
Varus: lets break them all then
Igfig: the hatch opens up into a cramped corridor that looks like an access tunnel
Varus: gimme a screw driver and dismantling them will be E Z
Orrin: That's the opposite of what we should do.
Orrin: We need to break it in a way that can be easily repaired IF one still has the parts.
Varus: the machines wont harm the forge orrin
Orrin: Then we just use the part as leverage.
Varus: these are man made machines taht can be easily replicated
Arryn: access tunnels!
Blaze opens the wooden cabinet.
Orrin: We're on a very short timetable here, we just need something quick and easy.
Varus: rebuilt t
Igfig: it goes in further a ways, but it's quite dark. You can see two more tunnels branching off to the side a short ways ahead
Varus: the forge wont be harmed
Varus: its pretty easy to blow up some machines
Arryn: me sneaks through tunnels
Varus: let me actually look at my spells and see if i have something
Orrin: But then we can't say "We'll give you back the part if you turn the ship off."
Igfig: The cabinet doesn't open very easily at all
Orrin: Is the thing.
Arryn: how often does a sneak roll be re-applied??
Orrin: It's not a bargaining chip if he has to fix it himself either way.
Igfig: Arryn, perception check
Varus: h
Varus: hmmm
Igfig: oh, and stealth too I guess if you like
Varus: i have shocking grasp
Varus: if those are tesla coils maybe i could over load them
Arryn: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+5: [12] = 17
Igfig: since I forget what you rolled last session
Igfig: that's perception?
Arryn: 29
Arryn: yeah
Blaze: "Hey I'm having a hard time opening this wooden cabinet."
Igfig: You hear a soft clanking coming from the right-hand tunnel, for just a moment
Blaze: "Can either of you guys help?'"
Orrin: Orrin helps with the cabinet.
Varus: and its a cantrip too so i have no problem shocking grasping it over and over
Orrin: 1d20+4 Strength
Fortuna: Orrin, Strength: [15] = 19
Varus: ITS WOOD
Varus: BURN IT
Orrin: Orrin destroys the cabinet.
Arryn: 1d20+9 restealth
Fortuna: Arryn, restealth: [20] = 29
Varus: wow
Orrin: OSHIT
Arryn: AGAIN
Arryn: ALL I DO IS WIN
Igfig: I mean, it's actually not very quiet in here, there are whirrings and clanks and whooshing, lots of machinery
Varus: orrin whats your idea for busting the machine
Arryn: i have rolled 3 20s for stealth now
Igfig: but this sounds more like... well, like your own footsteps would on this floor if you weren't perfectly silent
Orrin: Find some kind of connector or something we can remove, and then keep it with us.
Orrin: or, if we can, send it somewhere.
Varus: like a plug
Igfig: Orrin and Blaze, you manage to get the cabinet open
Orrin: Something like that. Just steal all the power cords.
Varus: well surely they have extra extension cords lying around
Varus: thats not good leverage
Blaze: If they do then that's what is in this cabinet we just opened.
Blaze: Maybe.
Orrin: I mean it doesn't have to be those, you're the engineer.
Orrin: Just steal something small but important.
Orrin: So he can't just hop in and turn into a god while we're not looking.
Varus: in a machine this complex a screw could send the whole thing out of whack
Varus: itd be better for taht too
frosty: oh shit Orrin 
Varus: since he wouldnt immediately be able to find whats wronb
Varus: if thats the case
Igfig: The interior is filled with what look like thick golden threads woven back and forth between the sides and wrapped around a strange, twisted piece of iron in the center
Varus: if theres actually
Varus: a grounding cable 
frosty: that is a fucking fantastic idea
Varus: we could remove that
Blaze: This thing looks magically important.
frosty: ig can i jump in and become an even bigger god
Varus: fuck
Orrin: "One of us has to grab it."
Varus: he can
Orrin: He can't.
Igfig: into what? THe cabinet?
Varus: yes
frosty: the forge
Varus: frosty sits in teh cabinet
Blaze: "Hey Varus what is this thing?"
Orrin: He'd need to have all the sacrificial souls present.
Orrin: Which he doesn't.
Igfig: You could certainly try, it's definitely big enough
Varus: oh my god
Varus: igfig i was joking
Orrin: And probably at least a few pretty special rituals and shit.
Arryn: ok then i go forward with caution that someone else is in front of me
Varus: hmmm
Varus: just by description it sounds like 
Orrin: I doubt you just stand in it and BOOM. God.
Varus: i cant remember the word
Varus: transistor?
frosty: well im already a god Orrin
frosty: this will make me more god
Orrin: I believe the word you're looking for is "whatsit.
Varus: the wires vibrate and the metal vibrates at the same frequency and it sends out a wave of frequency that activates something
Varus: basically the way a mic works
Varus: very basic electrical signals
Varus: i could roll to be sure
Igfig: In the back of the cabinet, near the bottom, a neat hole has been cut out to permit a bundle of cables to enter
Varus: but waffle is pretty sure thats right
frosty: see i would go god, BUT
Orrin: "Can we take it and sabotage the machine, Varus?"
Varus: alright alright
Varus: lemme roll my engineering skill
Varus: igfig whats the engineering know how skill
frosty: ig can i talk to the shards??????
Igfig: they snake about and attach to the various threads at places along the sides
frosty: the three
Blaze: I think it would still be arcana here, yar.
Varus: yeah
Varus: buuuuttt
Varus: if its something like i think
Varus: then varus absolutely would have encountered it before in the labs
Varus: i could roll history
Varus: or arcana
Varus: or BOTH
Blaze: I don't think history works like remembering things from your past, yar.
Igfig: arcana probably Varus, although History first could get you advantage on the check
Varus: sure
Varus: history first
Varus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+6: [8] = 14
Igfig: Uhm... yeah, I guess the housing would work for re-entering the shard, Frosty
Varus: that enough for advantage?
frosty: !!!!
frosty does that
Igfig: You get the feeling that you've heard of something like this before, just a passing reference, but you can't quite remember where
Varus: so not enough
Varus: hm
Orrin: Just roll the Arcana and see what happens.
Varus: well igfig is saying something
Orrin: If we have to, I'll just yank it out of there.
Arryn quit.
Orrin: Okay, bye.
arryn2: hm
Igfig: All right Arryn, you move forward to where the side tunnels branch off. And again, hear just the slightest creak
Igfig: from the right-hand tunnel
Varus: ok im guunna roll arcana
Varus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+6: [14] = 20
Igfig: okay
Varus: yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss
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Igfig: also Frosty, can I get a cha-based acrobatics check again?
Arryn goes right
frosty: sure 
frosty: 1d20+4 
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+4: [20] = 24
Varus: CHRIST
frosty: BOOM
frosty: FUCK YOU ALL
Igfig: well yeah then you jump right on in
frosty: "hey"
frosty: "sup?"
Varus: "u got kik?"
Igfig: Actually Varus, you think that yeah, this piece of iron is sort of vaguely like a magical ground or heat sink. It seems like a localized piece of antimagic or dispelling, but the gold threads are regulating that somehow?
Varus: so then its probably something like siphoning away some energy so that it doesnt overload
Varus: it may not be the best idea to straight rip this out
Varus: might blow up the forge
Varus: if we can take out enough of the wires to make it overload and shut down though
Varus: thatll work
Blaze: Well the forge isn't actively running right now is it?
Varus: no we'd need to activate it after taking out the wires to have it shut down
Orrin: I'd think we could just take the ground.
Varus: the ground may short it out completely
Orrin: It had to operate without this thing at some point.
Varus: i dont think so
Orrin: So it won't just like... explode.
Varus: we dont know that
Blaze: Why activate it when they need to get the iron bit back to activate it safely?  Iron piece can be the bargain chip, yar.
Orrin: We don't know anything.
Varus: we know its some kind of heat sink
Orrin: So let's just take the dealie and see what happens.
Varus: and we can then assume its so the whole thing doesnt blow up
Varus: i really dont think taking out the whole thing is a good idea
Orrin: If it prevented the entire thing from exploding, it wouldn't be in a poorly locked, unguarded wooden cabinet.
Varus: lets take out just a few wires
Varus: hmm
Varus: that IS true
Igfig: Thakashtai is so happy to see you again, Frosty! Metaphorically speaking. Thakashtai knows something bad is happening outside, but doesn't really know what. Some warforged artificers have been poking around inside the shard, but didn't try to comunicate at all
Blaze: So taking that and the shards is a bunch of preventative measures from them starting it.
frosty: :D
Varus: hm
Orrin: Anybody got a knife I can use to cut the metal thing out?
Varus: i got my sword
Orrin: It'll do.
Varus: im still hesitant about this
Igfig: The forge is active right now, but these other bits might not be
Varus: Fortuna is this a good idea?
Fortuna: God, I wish.
Varus: welp
Orrin: Me too, but we've been standing in this room for an hour.
Orrin: So I'm gonna take the thingy.
Varus: not quite
Varus: but yeah
Orrin: Orrin takes the thingy.
Varus: youd have to cut it out
Orrin: Orrin cuts out the thingy.
Varus: better
Igfig: Arryn, going right you get a glimpse of bright metal, and then all at once a warforged jumps out at you
Varus: oh butts!
Blaze: Didn't she have a 29 in stealth?  Or had that roll run out?
Igfig: The gold threads are surprisingly strong, you'll have to saw at them a bit
Igfig: well
Varus: hmm
Orrin: Yeah she is very, very hidden.
Varus: that doesnt make sense ig
Varus: gold is a super soft metal
Arryn: ://
Orrin: It's also a color.
Blaze: Still a metal, hence the sawing.
Varus: oh rght
Igfig: well you see
Orrin: I saw a tthem a bit.
Varus: what do i see
Varus: orrin saw
Varus: what you see
Blaze: What do your elf eyes see Varus?
Varus: hHEHEHE
Varus: fuck
Orrin: I SAW OUT THE FUCKING THING.
Varus: is this really the first lotr joke we have made?
Blaze: Maybe?
Orrin: I think we made some back in Delf's 4E campaign.
Arryn: not even the first time that same joke has been made
Blaze: Did we go Run You Fools when we were being chased by Lolth?
Blaze: Cause if not then that was a missed opportunity.
Varus: when the fuck were you guys chased by lolth
Varus: degdeg was busy making half of a baby
Igfig: first of all, this warforged has mithril detailing on his body
Arryn: oo
Blaze: Ooooh shiny but wait.
Igfig: second of all, he's not so much jumping on you as throwing himself to his knees before you
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Varus: huh
Varus: WAIT
Varus: MYTHRAL WARFORGED
Orrin: IT'S THAT ONE GUY
Varus: I FORGET HIS NAME TOO
Blaze: That was my wait,I was thinking a Godforged then, might not be Chain but it could be another one.
Igfig: third of all, if you were a spellcaster you might have noticed the Alarm spell on this area
arryn2: i too am god
Varus: hopefuly its chain
Orrin: Well, Ben apparently triggered an alarm.
Orrin: So Orrin saws faster.
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Igfig: silent alarm
Varus: wait i thought of another thing that could happen orrin
Orrin: Too late, already sawing.
Varus: what if this is to avoid a catastrophic uncontrollable evolution
Varus: so instead of the thing overloading and powering down
Varus: we create an out of its mind uncontrollable pissed off god
Orrin: We die, probably.
Varus: great
Varus: lets go for it
Arryn: knees like hes going for a flip, knees like hes bowing, like hes ducking, or he wants fucking?
Blaze: I think like he is begging.
Blaze: Maybe cowering.
Igfig: He throws himself to his knees in front of you and grabs your hand. "You're a human? Oh thank the gods."
Blaze: Or prostrating.
Varus: orrin roll strength to cut harder
Orrin: 1d20+4 CUT THE DAMN WIRES
Fortuna: Orrin, CUT THE DAMN WIRES: [18] = 22
Orrin: THE WIRES ARE SHEARED
Igfig: *grabs at, probably can't actually hit you if you don't want
Arryn: "And you are?"
Igfig: would actually have been an attack roll, but yeah that's good enough Orrin
Varus: is the thing big enough to jam in our pocket?
Igfig: you manage to hack through a bunch of the threads, enough to unwrap the piece of iron
Blaze: We probably brought backpacks along for this.
Varus: lets take the threads too
Igfig: no, it's pretty big. About a foot and a half long, quite heavy
Varus: dang
Igfig: "My name is Chain."
Orrin: I wanna hit him with it.
Varus: lets hide it INSIDE of frosty
Arryn: and yeah, /me takes a step back when he bows
Orrin: Oh yeah, she never met Chain.
Varus: let it float in the goop
Orrin: We would've told her about him though.
Varus: yeah
Arryn: yeah
Varus: yeah
Arryn: yeah
Orrin: Yeah!
frosty: YEAH
Varus: ALRIGHT
Arryn: I SAY YEAH
frosty: YEAH
Arryn: LIKE A PONY
frosty: YEAH
Arryn: LIKE A PONY
Arryn: ok im done
Blaze: Okey dokey.
Arryn: "Arryn"
Igfig: "I have been hiding in here for many days now. They killed or captured all of my comrades. The Lord of Blades, he intends to become a god!"
Varus: lmao
Varus: so we got this should we head to the engine now?
Varus: lets melt this in the engine
Igfig: sure, if you like
Orrin: It's not a great bargaining chip if we melt it.
Varus: ermm
Orrin: But yeah let's go to the engine.
Varus: maybe i should check the machine's power
Varus: real quick first
Varus: make sure theres at least some minor change
Orrin: Do some engineer shit right quick, yeah
Blaze: Do we have any idea where Arryn went?  Or are we going to try and find our own way to the engines?
Varus: 1d20+6 ay ayyyy
Fortuna: Varus, ay ayyyy: [13] = 19
Orrin: Nerd
Arryn: "Remember those fools you talked to back at the plateau? i'm with them, we are trying to shut down the engine to this thing"
Igfig: it doesn't seem to have changed anything, the peripheral machines are evidently not turned on yet
Varus: I FUCKIN REACH OUT AND SHOCKING GRASP THE NEAREST PIECE OF METAL CONNECTED TO A MACHINE
Igfig: not much happens
Varus: oh well
Varus: lets just hope
Varus: onwards to the engines
Varus: or should we follow arryn
Varus: or go the general direction we saw her go
Igfig: "I am very glad to hear that. If this fortress reaches Thaliost, we are all doomed."
Varus: and leave ben here to chill in his shard
frosty: yeah im still chatting up in here
Igfig: we'll say you can find your way to Arryn if you like
Varus: sure lets do that
Arryn: "Do you have any ideas how to get to the engine room?"
Varus: SUDDENLY DA CREW SHOWS UP
Arryn: ugh
Varus: sup bruh
Blaze: So yar, it'll probably be a bit before we catch up with her though.
Igfig: "Of course it's right that—oh no, someone's coming."
Arryn readies warhammer
Varus: chain hears a heavy dubstep beat pounding through the corridor as da crew marches through
Arryn hides a bit
Varus: arryn doesnt like dubstep
Igfig: You all see the hatch still open, I guess
Igfig: Chain also shrinks back into his hiding place
Blaze: Oh we are here already?  Sweet.
Igfig: but then it's just you guys
Arryn swings
Igfig: "My friends! Oh, it is good to see you."
Varus: ARRYN YOU ASSHOLE
Arryn: jk
Varus: *clunks in the head by a warhammer*
Varus: *dies*
Varus: *game over*
Varus: thanks
Varus: ok 
Varus: so lets just carry on where arryn left up
Varus: an assumed catch up for a minute
Igfig: "Are you aware of what is going on here?"
Arryn quit.
Varus: "yeah we pulled this thing out of one of the machines over there to turn it off"
Varus: "so the lord cant turn into a god"
Varus: "man didnt you read my note"
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Igfig: okay one sec I'm actually going to go reread that note
Arryn: "So, engines?"
Varus: ok
Arryn: ok
Varus: i shall go pee and grab a drink
Igfig: ah right, okay
Igfig: "We did, but they were already sealing all of the exits before we were able to escape."
Varus: what did the note say
Varus: also
frosty: that was fast
Varus: im sorry i lied to you all
Varus: i got pizza :'(
frosty: i also ate pizza
Arryn: me too!
Arryn: ^5
frosty: ^5
Igfig: "It takes some time to organize an escape for several hundred souls, as well."
Varus: igfig copy paste the note?
Igfig: You never actually wrote it out, just
Igfig: "explains very quickly what happened.
Varus: oh
Igfig: And about the Lord of Blades wanting to be a god.
Varus: welp
Varus: we suck
Igfig: I imbue a scroll with the message spell for chain
Varus: sure then that works
Igfig: explaining what happened for him, and where we went
Igfig: "
Varus: sure
Igfig: that's about it
Varus: "are you in any condition to help us chain?
Igfig: "Somewhat. I would not want to fight, but I do have a plan."
Arryn: "You were saying about the engine?"
Varus: and what is that
Arryn: "oh?"
Varus: also waht is this thing
Varus: we show him the iron thing
Varus: "do you know?"
Igfig: "I have been secretly listening in on the artificers for some time now. I think I might be able to modify some of the machines to corrupt the ritual. Instead of empowering the Lord of Blades, it would destroy him instead."
Varus: hm
Varus: that would be an easy way
Varus: TOO easy
Varus: igfig never gives us somethign like that so easily
Varus: theres more to it
Varus: "what would that entail"
Arryn: "how long?"
Igfig: He launches into a rather... I'd say arcane, except this deals with divine magic
Igfig: who has the Religion skill? Orrin?
Orrin: Nope.
Varus: can i try and understand the arcane stuff?
Arryn quit.
Igfig: a complex breakdown of the divine principles involved
Varus: ?
Igfig: you can try and make an untrained religion check
Orrin: 1d20
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20: [18] = 18
Arryn joined #pwot_dnd.
Arryn quit.
arryn2: 1d20+1
Fortuna: arryn2, 1d20+1: [15] = 16
Arryn joined #pwot_dnd.
Igfig: it's still pretty complex, but basically he's proposing reversing the polarity, so to speak, of the divine soul energy the ritual would be capturing
Igfig: necrotic instead of radiant
Varus: reverse the polarity of the neutrons
Arryn: REVERSING  THE POLARITY
Varus: well
Varus: that 
Varus: hmm
Varus: im not sure i like that idea
Varus: cause if we are correct and theres a demon lord behind all this
Orrin: i like it.
Varus: then thatd just empower it?
Arryn: "How long would that take? And engines?"
Orrin: I don't think it works that way.
Orrin: You can hurt demons with necrotic magic.
Varus: it could though
Orrin: It's only undead you need to worry about.
Varus: IT COULD THOUGH
Igfig: "It would not take me terribly long to set it up, but it wouldn't come into effect until we drew near to the city and the ritual began."
Varus: more stuff against this idea
Igfig: "And oh, I'm sorry. The engines are just further down that corridor."
Varus: so we need to make a hashtag decision here
Igfig: (the corridor you came into this section by, that the side passages branch off of)
Varus: the warforged may continue even after the lord is dead if we get that close to the city
Varus: and i still dont like the idea of necrotic at a demon lord
Varus: this idea says BAD NEWS to me
Varus: and what if chain was evil this whole time
Varus: howd he get out of being caught anyways
Varus: this close to the throne room
Varus: somethin STINKS
Varus: and it smells like fish
Arryn: 1d20 sniff
Fortuna: Arryn, sniff: [14] = 14
Arryn: hmmm
Igfig: "If you think this is a bad idea, I could try something else."
Igfig: it smells like oil in here mostly
Varus: thinking about it as chain potentially being evil the whole time
Varus: i dont think i want to work with him at all
Arryn quit.
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Varus: maybe we can give him a pseudo job
Varus: like guard the forge
Varus: hide in that closet we emptied
Orrin: It seems kind of late for us to not trust him.
dr_bibble: i am the bibble
Orrin: If he wanted us dead we would never have made it out of the Mournlands.
Varus: now is exactly the time for someone to betray us
Varus: AGAIN
Varus: *looks at frosty*
Igfig: oh yeah, Frosty
Igfig: make a Con save
Varus: hes in the shard thouhg
Orrin: Now is a WAY worse time than "long, long before we had any chance to warn anyone or harm their plans in any way."
frosty: yeah does the shard stable me??
Varus: maybe he wasnt sure what we were before now
Igfig: not really
frosty: oh
Varus: i just really dont trust chain
frosty: ok
Varus: my gut says "nah"
frosty: 1d20+8
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+8: [2] = 10
Igfig: welp
frosty: ....
Varus: can i actually roll insight on chain
Orrin: I already did that I'm pretty sure
Orrin: When we met him.
Orrin: An rolled high as fuck.
Varus: nows a different time though
Varus: what if he's being controlled
Varus: i just want to make sure
Blaze: The problem with his plan is the Chydris still gets in range to start the ritual which involves killing lots of people to make the Lord of Blades into a god, yar, seeing as we don't want the ship to get close enough for that, yar.
Varus: exactly
Varus: we dont want the ship getting close
Varus: like i said even if the lord dies the warforged can make it to shore
Igfig: You could, sure, but yeah Orrin did do that earlier and Chain has a hella good Will save, hard to control
Varus: worse then he would be a martyr and theyd fight all the harder
Igfig: oh well I guess resisting control is Cha save, but anyway
Blaze: So engines ahoy.
Varus: yeah lets knock out the engines
Varus: "whats your other plan?"
frosty: did i just blow up again??
Varus: why would turning radiant to necrotic even effect anything that much either
Igfig: Frosty, you metaphorically double over in pain. Thakashtai inquires concernedly what's wrong.
Varus: theyre both different pieces of energy
Igfig: nah, radiant and necrotic are two sides of the same coin
Varus: yeah
Igfig: also called positive and negative energy
Varus: thats what i mean though
Igfig: positive energy is also what you use in healing spell
Igfig: s\
Varus: nectrotic isnt BAD 
Varus: just different from radiant
Varus: im not sure how that would effect anything
Varus: lets just destroy the engines
Igfig: yeah, it's not evil. It just kills you is all.
Varus: and inquire what chains other plan is
Orrin: Let's just go break the damn engines.
Orrin: Orrin goes to break the damn engines.
Varus: yeah we will
Varus: hold on like 5 seconds
Igfig: Also it empowers undead creatures, but that's separate
Orrin: i don't give a shit what Chain's plan is, all he's done for us so far is give me a mask.
Varus: i want to hear chains other plan
Orrin: He can tell you in the car.
Varus: that is also true
frosty gives Thakashtai the full rundown on everything i did, the crashing and killing run, and eating a bomb to try and save her
Varus: tell us while we go to the engine
Igfig: "I don't have another plan, but if you have an idea I could try and help you in whatever capacity I can."
Varus: "our plan is to kill the lord of blades"
Orrin: It is?
Varus: 'we disabled the machine so he simply cant use it"
Varus: i think we have to honestly
Orrin: I was kind of hoping we'd just sink the ship and hop off.
Orrin: I mean OOC yeah we'll have to.
Varus: he's not going to stop just because his ship stops working
frosty ends the full spiel with a wink
Varus: oh right yeah
Varus: ooc we have to
Varus: i dont think we discussed it in game
Varus: lets say varus brings up that point now
Orrin: But I thought our plan was to sink the ship.
Varus: "i dont think he is going to stop just cause we sink his ship"
Varus: "i think we need to extend the plan to deal with him in some way"
Orrin: "Well, we can wait for him on shore then."
Varus: "our CURRENT plan is to blow up the engines and stop the ship"
Varus: "i dont like that idea, the lord is too slippery"
Orrin: "We can't exactly fight him in a sinking metal coffin. Air is important."
Varus: "we have him near us right now, if we wait for him to turn up it could either be too late or he'll be gone"
Igfig: Thakashtai is impressed, and touched, and extremely worried for you
Orrin: OOC right quick, in the last five minutes you have not wanted anything to do with Chain, wanted to hear Chain's plan, wanted to kill LoB, not wanted to make him a martyr, and both wanted to sink the ship and not sink it.
Igfig: also, if what you're saying is true then we all seriously need to get these shards off of these pedestals and somewhere safe
Varus: PLANS CHANGE 
Orrin: I am so confused.
Orrin: That's so many changes!
Varus: i definitely want to sink the ship
Varus: have the whole time
Igfig: (is what she's saying to Frosty, I mean)
Orrin: Let's blow up the engines, and if the ship doesn't start sinking we can go fight him.
Varus: it should
Orrin: If it's going down into the ocean, Orrin is the fuck out.
Varus: what do we do if it starts
Varus: i have water breathing ]
Varus: we could fight him UNDER WATER
Orrin: No.
frosty agrees
Igfig: in retrospect I should probably have made you guys all actually speak out loud, since it's weird that you're conferring about Chain literally right in front of him
Blaze: Did we leave Frosty and the shards behind?
Igfig: oh well
Orrin: I'm not getting trapped in this thing so we can fight a robot underwater.
Varus: yes
Varus: thats racist
frosty: "good bye for now, Thakashtai"
Orrin: Orrin is still moving in the direction of the engines.
Varus: should we use ben to blow up the engine?
Varus: oh yeha we're walking to the engines
Igfig: she wishes you good luck, please don't die
Varus: ben is gunna streets of rage this
Orrin: It's really not that complicated to fuck up an engine.
Igfig: gives you the psychic equivalent of a kiss ont he cheek
Varus: yeah but blowing up an engine is cooler
Orrin: "throwing a wrench in the works" is a phrase for a reason.
frosty jumps out and grabs the shards
Igfig: okay Orrin, you come to another hatch
Varus: what if its not an internal combustion engine
Varus: we all do
Varus: we're with orrin
Orrin: I mean you can study it if you want to, I'm gonna throw the shield I'm still carrying for some reason in it.
frosty: "uhhh guys????"
Varus: "what frosty we're DOING STUFF here"
Orrin: I open the hatch.
Igfig: you can hear a loud humming on the other side, the engines are probably right there
Igfig: okay
frosty: "guys?????"
Varus: surprise the humming was a dragon
Igfig: This is indeed the engine room
frosty: "fuckin left me behind"
Varus: "we figured youd be there a while"
Igfig: it's pretty damn big
Varus: "we could come back and pick you up"
Varus: like how big
Blaze: Did we seriously leave him behind?  Cause if I had known that I wouldn't have.
Varus: yeah we did
Orrin: Ben is playing two characters and managed to get himself separated on both of them.
frosty: waffle what the fuck are you talking to me, youre not here
Orrin: You can't prevent it.
Arryn smashes engine
Orrin: Just let it happen.
Varus: wait didnt you come find us 
Varus: man arryn / frosty is screwing with me
Orrin: No he was in the shard still.
frosty: oh if blaze is still here
Orrin: When we were talking to chain.
Blaze: He only just got out of the crystal, and I have the Pass Without Trace spell on.
Varus: ok so blaze stayed with frosty then?
Blaze: Since I recast it.
Varus: hows that sound
Blaze: Yar, okay.
Varus: alright then
Varus: so me arryn orrin and chian are at the engine
Orrin: I don't really think we can retcon that
Orrin: like... We specifically said he was with us.
Varus: he didnt really do much to impact anything though
frosty: what
Igfig: it's a big cylinder, sort of. Maybe 60, 70 feet across, 40-50 feet high.
Varus: dang
Orrin: You still don't just like... get to say "just kidding" about in-game decisions.
Varus: it doesnt change much either way
Varus: blaze sat aroudn listening to us talk
Varus: or blaze sat around makign sure frosty didnt get stoeln
Varus: i get what you're saying but this isnt a time that saying just kidding changes anything
Blaze: Plus I didn't realize we had left the shards and Frosty behind.
Orrin: The impact is that Frosty is not lost.
Orrin: Which, based on every fight we've ever been in, is significant.
Varus: i think we must confer with fortuna
Igfig:  In the center of the ceiling is a huge metal hemisphere (~30ft), and on the floor are a number of smaller ones (~15ft) connected to the larger one by long, thick metal tubes
Varus: Fortuna is Blaze back with Frosty?
Fortuna: I sure hope not.
Varus: that didnt even 
Orrin: Turnt up.
Varus: welp
Varus: alright so blaze is with us
Varus: sorry blaze
Blaze: Fortuna, are you saying opposite stuff?
Fortuna: I don't think so.
Igfig: Electricity coruscates over the bottom ones, and the top one is heated to a reddish glow
Blaze: Se, ta da.
Blaze: See*
Arryn: 1d20+5 peceive weak areas?
Fortuna: Arryn, peceive weak areas?: [15] = 20
Igfig: Oh also, in the middle of this all
Orrin: I mean Frosty very clearly said that he was in the shard and had a conversation with Thakashtai. I knew he was back there.
Igfig: stands
Igfig: http://staynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Warforged_Titan_by_RalphHorsley.jpg
Varus: we should jsut look inside
Varus: AW SHIT
Blaze: I thought we brought the shards with us or something.
Orrin: It's a broken link for e.
Orrin: me*
Varus: so this dude is acting like a catalyst for the engine?
Orrin: Is it something rad?
Arryn: its lob?
Varus: http://i.gyazo.com/7847263bdba5dfdfbbdae434677d6ce3.png
Blaze: Click on it anyways, I think it only looks like a broken link.
Varus: http://i.gyazo.com/7847263bdba5dfdfbbdae434677d6ce3 . png
Varus: put that into your html bar
Orrin: I followed it and it still didn't work for some reason.
Blaze: I think that is Gorgon.
Blaze: Weird.
Varus: its the last huge warforged guy
Varus: we were shown him a while ago
Orrin: Still broken.
Igfig: that is indeed Gorgan
Orrin: I figured.
Arryn quit.
frosty: 1d2 is Blaze w/ me?
Fortuna: frosty, is Blaze w/ me?: [2] = 2
Orrin: LET'S FUCK IM UP
Varus: ORRIN PLEASE
Igfig: Your door opens out onto a catwalk about 30 feet up
Varus: we dont even know if hes awake
Varus: and hes in the middle of a huge engine
Varus: we can DEFINITELY use it to destroy him
Orrin: I'm not just gonna like... run up and whack him.
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Varus: SPECIFY THAT THEN
Igfig: The warforged titan turns very slowly
Igfig: to look at you
Varus: aw shit he is concious
Orrin: Orrin smiles sheepishly.
Orrin: But says nothing.
Igfig: its knees bend
Orrin: in case it's just a reflex or some such.
Varus: that soudns like
Varus: ITS GUNNA BOUNCE
Arryn: welp
Varus: i dive out of the way
Varus: oounce*
Arryn jumps away
Varus: pounce*
Blaze: I don't know if the me being with you was the 1 or the 2.
frosty: 1 is fail
Varus: id realy ove to have blaze here right now
Igfig: and then it leaps forward, swinging the colossal hammer at the opening
Orrin: Blaze is here.
Igfig: okay, who was actually at the door
Igfig: Orrin opened the door
Varus: man i sure am glad me and arryn dived out of the way
Igfig: who was looking in behind him
Varus: well we all were
Varus: orrin didnt move though
Igfig: Orrin make a Reflex save
Orrin: I opened it, but nobody actually said they went through it.
Varus: that is also true
Orrin: 1d20
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20: [8] = 8
Arryn quit.
Igfig: welp
Orrin: Well I'm dead.
Igfig:  3d8+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [4, 7, 6] = 23
Orrin: Though I do object to having what amounted to a quick-time event in our normally glacier-paced D&D game.
Igfig: and also make a Str save
Orrin: 1d20+5
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20+5: [5] = 10
Varus: man
Varus: fuck frosty for taking all our 20s
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frosty: hang on i need to pee
Arryn: me too
Igfig: and you are flung back down the hall, bouncing once before coming to a stop
Igfig: for another
Igfig:  1d6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [1] = 1
Varus: man that sucked
Varus: i dont think we are high enough level to beat this guy in a straight up fight
Igfig: everybody, roll initiative
Varus: ok we are
Varus: 1d20+1
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+1: [19] = 20
Blaze: I dunno.
Blaze: 1d20
Fortuna: Blaze, 1d20: [10] = 10
Igfig:  1d20-1 Gorgan init
Fortuna: Igfig, Gorgan init: [16] = 15
Orrin: 1d20
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20: [19] = 19
Orrin: We better be.
Varus: im gunna blight him
Varus: i saved this for a reason
Varus: i can actually blight him twice
Varus: but then im out of level4 spells
Orrin: Probably worth.
Orrin: This guy is gonna be a real motherfucker.
Varus: well i mean
Varus: specifically no blight vs the lord of blades
Orrin: We don't even know that we have to fight him without a rest.
Varus: oh wait
Orrin: We definitely have to fight this guy.
Varus: ig said he would give us a rest
Varus: ok
Varus: illblight him to death
Varus: hopefully
Varus: god i hope he has a bad con
Blaze: Hmmm...
Arryn: 1d20+3
Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+3: [16] = 19
Orrin: Something tells me the metal giant is probably doing pretty well in that department.
Varus: yeah
Varus: so lets rephrase
Varus: i hope he fucks up
Orrin: There's more like it.
frosty goes to wherever door was opposite of the way we came in
Varus: what
frosty: forward?
Igfig: oh, I guess I should roll for Chain too
Igfig:  1d20+3
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+3: [1] = 4
Varus: oh is chain gunna fight
Igfig: well he was slow to react
Varus: dammit chain
frosty: "guys????"
Orrin: I hope he knows how to heal.
Varus: haha we left frosty behind
Varus: so is blaze definitely with us?
Orrin: He's all wibbly anyway.
Blaze: I have two songs to go from, the one I was saving for the Lord of Blades and then this other one, I'm leaning towards this other one still.
Orrin: Yes.
Varus: ok blaze can heal
Varus: so can you
Orrin: I used all my healing on Frosty I think.
Orrin: Didn't I?
Blaze: This song takes a bit to kick into full.
Blaze: http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRTTCVC1469AA897A6
Varus: no i specifically remember you saying you could use all the rest 
Igfig: No, you definitely saved some Orrin
Orrin: Oh good.
Varus: but ig said that he is as physically healed as he could get
Blaze: And I do have cure wounds prepped still, so yar.
Orrin: All my notes were on the computer that's dead, does anybody remember how much I have left?
Varus: err
Varus: you used??
Varus: 4 i think?
Igfig: let's go check the logs
Blaze: Does it say on your sheet in the drive?
Igfig: Looks like you used 15 points of healing
Varus: ok so who goes first
Varus: and whats our position
Varus: can we get through the door?
Orrin: Neato.
Igfig: can someone get the order for us
Igfig: yeah, you can get through the door
Orrin: I'm on the floor like a scrub.
Varus: chain 4 arryn 19 orrin 19 gorgan 15 blaze 10 varus 20
Orrin: Varus Arryn Orrin Gorgan Blaze Chain.
Igfig: okay, so varus, arryn, orrin, gorgan, blaze, chain
Varus: yeah
Varus: can i get through the door?
Igfig: yeah, you can
Varus: how far is he 
Igfig: but the catwalk is a little mashed up in front of the door
Varus: aw
Igfig: it'll be an easy Dex check to get past it
Varus: can i reach him 
Igfig: The titan is Huge and thus has a reach of... probably 15 feet?
Igfig: So reaching his body, not from here
Orrin: Didn't you say our door was 30 feet up?
Varus: dang
Igfig: yeah
Varus: DANG
Varus: can i running jump and land on him
Orrin: How did he reach me?
Blaze: Oh crud, just realized I don't have my monster manual pdf either cause this isn't my computer, more bothersome.
Blaze: By being huge.
Igfig: this thing is really big
Arryn quit.
Blaze: Like ancient dragon big.
Igfig: they're like 20something feet tall
Varus: mani really dont want to get hit by this guy
Igfig: not quite ancient dragon
Varus: so for now
Igfig: but adult dragon
Varus: im gunna move up to the door
Varus: and blast a ray of frost at him
Igfig: there are staircases down from the catwalk 90 degrees away from you to the other side
Igfig: er, each side
Orrin: Still seems kinda rough, assuming he's standing in the center of the room, but whatever.
Varus: im gunna stay sort of in the hallway
frosty: if only you had a dragon pusher, eh?
Varus: like entrance of the door ish but inside
frosty: if only
Orrin: You can just come in.
Igfig: he's not in the center of the room, he moved closer to the door
Orrin: I'm gonna run right at him and attack him either way.
Varus: ooh
Varus: even better idea
Varus: ray of enfeeblement
Varus: so that iss...
Igfig: go for it
Varus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+6: [9] = 15
Varus: argh
Varus: theres no way that hit
Igfig: Came close, but a titan's armour is mighty thick
Varus: yeah
Varus: even though its a beam
Varus: CAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE
Varus: oh well
Varus: i duck back behind the entrance gears of war style
Orrin: The one thing I liked about Reflex was that it made way more sense for stuff like that.
Varus: and thats gunna be all
Varus: yeah
Varus: this spell should be a dex save i think
Blaze: Well I don't think I'm concentrating on Pass without Trace anymore at this point.
Orrin: I assume a magic ray isn't trying to penetrate the armor, and it should be pretty easy to hit a Huge target.
Varus: that is also true
Orrin: Ah well, no system is perfect.
Varus: ig he is HUGE
Varus: do i get advantage at all
Varus: its hard to miss that with a beam
Varus: well no cause that ones av
Varus: whatever
Varus: end turn
Igfig: The thing is, I think that spells that require ranged attack rolls actually have to hit "flesh"
Varus: arryn is next
frosty: are they making enough noise for everyone (ie me) to hear or am i wandering forward aimlessly
Orrin: But he's literally MADE of armor
Varus: that was a HUGE hammer
Varus: that smacked into more metal
Varus: thatdmake a loud sound
Orrin: It's a really specific instance, I think by and large it's still better than the four-defenses model.
Igfig: the outer plating of a warforged is basically a separate suit of armour
Arryn joined #pwot_dnd.
Orrin: I get that, I just mean that Ray of Enfeeblement, if I remember what it does, wouldn't be trying to penetrate anything at all. Just get there and apply the effect
Igfig: that they can't take off, but you could argue that it's not part of the warforged itself, since it's possible to have a warforged without any plating at all
Orrin: If anything, the spell should probably just be a DC.
Varus: i actually think itd have to hit flesh
Igfig: shrug
Orrin: Like I said, really specific case of the system making something kinda wonky happen.
Varus: either way arryn go
Blaze: Yar, and there are some spells where it is just a dc, but that one isn't so meh.
Orrin: Anyway, GO ARRYN
Igfig: if it hits your armour, your armour's Str score decreases I guess
Varus: wheres arryn
Orrin: I guess Arryn isn't here.
Varus: delay?
Arryn: yo
Orrin: It's your turn.
Igfig: too late, arryn delays
Igfig: she misses her turn
Varus: fuck you arryn
Igfig: alas, for her turn, slain in its prime
Orrin: CUT DOWN
Igfig: struck down, so young
frosty: the sheet isnt loading
Orrin: IN THE FLOWER OF YOUTH
Igfig: go ahead though Arryn
Igfig: oh, the sheet, hmm
Varus: youreonly opening her sheet now?
Arryn: no it crashed
Arryn: ah ha
Igfig: there are seven people viewing this sheet
Igfig: how many of them are Ben
Arryn: all of them but you
Igfig: wow
Arryn: anyway
Igfig: okay so Arryn, nobody is adjacent to Gorgan right now so you don't automatically get advantage
Arryn: so is there a way to reach it?
Arryn: good
Orrin: You could delay.
Varus: run and jump onto its head
Orrin: Until after me.
Orrin: And then you would have it.
Varus: then gouge at its eyes
Arryn: okay
Varus: yes that too
Arryn: 1d20+9
Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+9: [6] = 15
Blaze: Shouldn't I heal you before you go charging in again?
Arryn: to jump at head
Orrin: I'm still sitting on 60 hp, I'll be fine for the time being.
Blaze: Oh, okey dokey then.
Arryn: im at 57
Igfig: well, you could run around the side, down the stairs, and across the floor, but it's about 50 feet to the stairs and then 30 feet to Gorgan from there
Igfig: or you could jump off I guess
Varus: SOMEONE JUMP ON ITS HEAD
Varus: lets just go shadow of the colossus
Orrin: I don't have my class PDF on this computer, is lay on hands my max HP or my max hit dice?
Igfig: oh, what was that roll Arryn?
Varus: to jump at its head
Varus: acrobatics
Orrin: "to jump at head"
Arryn: to jump from the group to its head
Orrin: Just leapt from a standing start to its head from 80 feet away.
Igfig: ah, right
Orrin: I imagine that a 15 is not enough.
Igfig: a 15 is... well, it's enough to get there
Arryn: heh
Igfig: I don't know if it's enough to grab on or anything
Orrin: Got them hoooops.
Orrin: You'd probably have to roll again for the grapple.
Igfig: you can still make the attack, but yeah
Arryn: can i try to stab a handhold
Igfig: you'll have to make a grapple to hold on, or fall, or try something else to land safely
Igfig: oh, sure
Orrin: Make your thing like a hook.
Arryn: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+6: [8] = 14
Orrin: Womp.
Orrin: Coulda had advantage.
Arryn: other hand!
Igfig: Also lay on hands is paladin level x 5
Orrin: There it is.
Igfig: which is wow a lot actually
Arryn: 1d20+6 other sword
Fortuna: Arryn, other sword: [16] = 22
Igfig: aha, that hits
Arryn: so then
Arryn: 1d6+3+6 i think??
Fortuna: Arryn, i think??: [6] = 15
Varus: for a hook?
Igfig: what's the +6?
Orrin: He used a sword.
Arryn: for offhand sword
Igfig: this is a shortsword
Varus: oh is it a sword?
Arryn: i dont know what a 6 is for i just remember something about a 6
Arryn: like last time you kept saying to add it for something
Orrin: Does he get his dex bonus?
Varus: oh that was from orrin
Igfig: your attack is +6
Orrin: Mine's a 4.
Igfig: and your sneak attack is +2d6, but you only get that if you have advantage
Varus: no i mean orrin had some aura
Varus: that we've forgotten until now
Arryn: ahhh
Orrin: Oh that's +1 on saves.
Varus: oh
Orrin: Which, I can't stress enough, you could've had.
Orrin: For free.
Arryn: ok then ig
Arryn: 15-6
Fortuna: Arryn, 15-6: [] = 9
Igfig: that's +4 on saves, Orrin
Arryn: max damage!
Igfig: your Cha bonus
Igfig: nice, Arryn
Igfig: Unfortunately
frosty: 1d20+8
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+8: [12] = 20
frosty: whew
Igfig: this guy has a number of resistances
Orrin: Oh you're right, the minimum is +1.
Orrin: Although actually that means I shoulda dodged the hammer.
Igfig: including to nonmagical weapons
Orrin: Because I only added the one.
Orrin: Ah well.
Igfig: oh
Orrin: I mean I can just retcon the damage if you want.
Orrin: Well, it would've given me a 12, it might still have hit.
Igfig: that would still have hit
Orrin: Righto.
Orrin: No harm done then.
Varus: whats going on then
Varus: arryn did damage
Varus: end turn to orrin?
Orrin: He did 4 damage.
Igfig: only half though. 4 damage.
Orrin: And is on its head.
Igfig: yeah
Arryn: yeah
Igfig: Orrin turn, I believe
frosty: oh ig that 20 was for con save
frosty: btw
Igfig: ah, kay
Igfig: you didn't actually need to make another save again so soon, but cool
Varus: so does that mean frosty heard the hammer and knows where to go?
Igfig: yeah for sure
Orrin: Alright, knowing about the resistance I'm going to go ahead and cast Magic Weapon on my hammer.
Varus: excellent
frosty: well save it for then then
Varus: get over here and push some dragons ben
Igfig: oh, did Frosty roll init?
Orrin: Giving it +1 to attack and damage rolls and causing it to be treated as a magic weapon.
Varus: he isnt here yet
frosty: it takes time to get there
Varus: it takes more than one turn to get here
Orrin: He didn't, we never said he got here.
Igfig: you'll arrive next round I guess
Varus: ok
Igfig: Orrin's turn, for now
frosty: so soon
frosty: ?
Orrin: Yes.
Varus: SHHHHH
Orrin: My hammer is now magic.
Orrin: Which is a full action.
Varus: igfig said including magic weapons
Orrin: He said nonmagic.
Varus: oh wait never mind
Varus: yeah
Igfig: yeah
Varus: ok
Orrin: Which is why I made mine magic.
Varus: so its gorgans turn then
Varus: oh nooo
Igfig: hmm
Orrin: Well, I'm gonna run up to give Ben advantage first.
Arryn: is my dynamic blade magic??
Orrin: And get an OA if he comes toward you.
Varus: oh right ya
Varus: it definitely is id say
Orrin: I don't think it counts as magic.
Orrin: At least it didn't when I had it.
Igfig: Orrin, you can't actually get adjacent to Gorgan and stay on the catwalk
Varus: oh right you had it
Varus: JUMP ORRIN
Orrin: I mean it is magicAL, but the damage isn't magic.
Orrin: I fell off.
Orrin: When he hit me.
Orrin: I took 1 damage.
Varus: magicall not magic some
Orrin: REMEMBER
Varus: no that was being smacked back into the hallway
Igfig: you were flung back into the passage
Orrin: Oh.
Igfig: Gorgan is about 10 feet from the catwalk
Blaze: Also also I suppose it is a bit late to make you guys stay back so I could use my staff thing, should have suggested that sooner.
Varus: YEAH A BIT LATE
Orrin: Ah well.
Orrin: How far is it for me to run to him?
Igfig: you can get there with one move, but you'll have to jump down
Igfig: which might be some damage
Igfig: can reduce the damage a bit with Acrobatics
Orrin: How is fall damage in 5e?
Varus: you should wait i think
Varus: so you can run jump and do like
Orrin: All my PDFs are on a fried hard drive.
Igfig: it's 1d6 per 10 ft
Varus: a legend of zelda jump slash
Varus: with your hammer
Igfig: also Varus can reduce the fall damage pretty much entirely with spells
Varus: feather all!
Varus: thats a silly level 1 spell though
Orrin: As rad as that would be, it won't increase my damage at all and it will increase Ben's if I don't do it.
Orrin: Can he do that as a reaction?
Varus: yeah
Varus: feather fall is reaction
Igfig: yeah
Orrin: Oh cool, can I have that?
Varus: sure
Varus: i notice the look in orrins eyes
Varus: hes a ladys man
Varus: no time to talk
Varus: and i cast feather fall
Varus: cause IM FALLIN FOR HIM
Varus: i cast feather fall on myself
Orrin: Alright, I hop down and kick off the wall toward him like a real thug.
Varus: HAHAHA
Orrin: Also, I pull the magic shield out of a pouch and send it floating into the air ahead of me.
Igfig: feather fall can target up to fie creatures
Igfig: five
Varus: oh
Varus: my joke fails
Igfig: anyhoo
Varus: ok i just cast it on us all i guess
Orrin: Give it to everybody.
Orrin: We all have to get down sometime.
Varus: yeah
Varus: im gunna jump next turn
Igfig: oh wait, but it only targets creatures that are actually falling
Varus: shrug
Varus: it targets orrin then
Orrin: Just me then.
Orrin: Anyway, I don't remember what my magic shield does. Was it +2 AC? I have that in my head for some reason.
Igfig: you can use your antigrav spell for similar effect, but it really does only target one at a time
Igfig: yeah, +2 AC
Varus: hmm
Varus: i see no reason to do that
Orrin: Word.
Varus: however i could antigrav gorgan
Igfig: okay, so Gorgan's turn
Varus: and we could push him voer
Varus: with DRAGON PUSH
Igfig: heh, that is true
Orrin: If he's antigraved I could just like... uppercut him.
Orrin: K.O.
Varus: id prefer to use it to get advantage on frosty's dragon push
frosty: wheeeeee
Igfig: Gorgan is having a hard time getting at someone attached to its chest, but I think it's going to try anyway
Varus: hes like a fumbly baby
Igfig: so it scrapes at Arryn with its giant axe, with disadvantage
Igfig:  2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+9: [12] = 21; 1d20+9: [20] = 29
Arryn: !!!
Varus: OH COME ON
Igfig: welp
Arryn: :(
Varus: OH WAIT
Varus: disadvantage
Varus: ok
Blaze: On the bright side, you didn't get crit.
Igfig: still a hit
Igfig:  3d10+6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [3, 4, 5] = 18
Varus: oowww
Orrin: I put my Vow of Enmity on him.
Igfig: and uh, make a Con save to avoid falling off
Varus: so hmm
Varus: do you guys think i could use blood determination to get off two uses of blight int he same turn?
Orrin: Don't forget your +4 from me.
Orrin: I doubt it.
Varus: itd be totally worth it 
Orrin: Two level 4 spells in one turn is pretty serious.
Varus: but id take hella damage
Varus: yeah
Blaze: I feel like that'd be a very big risk to get one hit koed by him afterwards.
Arryn: 1d20+2
Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+2: [14] = 16
Igfig: yeah probably not Varus
Varus: alright
Orrin: He forgot the +4.
Varus: gdi 
Varus: so 20
Arryn: 20
Igfig: all right Arryn, you take some serious damage and it hurts like hell but you manage to stay on
Varus: hmmm
Igfig: meanwhile, the big-ass hammer is swinging at Orrin again
Varus: i also have major image
Varus: i could do something enato with that
Varus: neato
Igfig:  1d20+9 vs Orrin AC
Fortuna: Igfig, vs Orrin AC: [8] = 17
Varus: oh jeez
Orrin: Ha.
Varus: i wan to stay away from that thing
Varus: he would have to roll a 4 to miss me
Igfig: By the way Arryn, don't forget that you have Uncanny Didge
Orrin: Orrin's magic shield blocks that shit.
Igfig: indeed
Igfig: this time you were ready for the hammer
Varus: this big ass hammer just goes full stop against the shield
Orrin: MAGIC
Igfig: and that is the titan's turntan
Varus: BLAZE
Orrin: I guess the shield could also come in from the side and just like... deflect it.
Orrin: HEAT METAL HIM.
Varus: that makes more sense
Blaze: Yay my turn.
Varus: OH YEAH
Blaze: That was my plan!
Orrin: YEAAAAAAAAAAH
Varus: ALRIIIGHHTTTTT
Igfig: oh geez, I just had the weirdest image come to me
Orrin: Arryn is gonna get burned.
Igfig: ti-tan
Orrin: Oh well.
Varus: sorry arryn
Blaze: So yar, who all is up here with me still anyways?
Varus: i am
Igfig: anthropmorphized little girl warforged titan
Varus: please dont
Varus: just no
Blaze: Orrin and Arryn aren't, so it is you, me, Chain, and eventually Frosty will come through.
Varus: frosty is coming in right after your turn
Blaze: Slamming that staff down was a bonus action I think right?
Varus: and im jumping down next turn blaze
Varus: maybe itd be better to wait
frosty: after chains turn
Igfig: it is an action, Blaze
Blaze: The staff Blesses people who go near it, yar.
Varus: just heat metal then
Blaze: So if I slam it down now then you are Blessed, I am, Chain is, and Frosty will be when he comes through.
Varus: ok so that or heat metal
Varus: im gunna be honest
Varus: heat metal
Varus: i love bless and all
Varus: waiiittt
Varus: can bless help give him disadvanatage vs my libht?
Varus: blight
Igfig: uh no that's not how it works
Igfig: sorry
Varus: aw
Blaze: Nar, but when you do attack rolls or saving throws you add a d4 to the roll while it lasts., and I'm leaning towards the staff cause that is more of a handling things for the long term.  
Varus: hrmm
Varus: how much would heat metal do
Varus: if you heat his entire exoskeleton
Igfig: just the same 2d8
Varus: every turn?
Igfig: yep
Varus: thats a better logn turn thing
Varus: its like poisoning a boss in an rpg
Varus: gotta get that shit
Igfig: and he can't drop his armour either
Blaze: 3d8 for casting it as a level 3 spell, and since he won't be able to drop the stuff he gets disadvantage on attack rolls and ability checks which may be more important then the bless actually.
Fortuna: Blaze, for casting it as a level 3 spell, and since he won't be able to drop the stuff he gets disadvantage on attack rolls and ability checks which may be more important then the bless actually.: [8, 4, 8] = 20
Varus: see look
Varus: 20 damage already
Igfig: nice
Blaze: Whoops, didn't mean to roll, guess I'm Heating his Metal then, yar.
Igfig: he does also have resistance to fire
Varus: oh bby heat his metal
Varus: argh
Blaze: That disadvantage will be really handy too for us.
Varus: yeah
Blaze: So I'm going to stay in this corridor then to try and prevent him from smacking me.
Orrin: As long as you can hit him from up there it's no biggie.
Igfig: also I can't actually tell if the disad is negated by the Con save or not
Igfig: or if the con save is literally just to not drop the object
Varus: i think its not drop the object
Blaze: Let me reread it.
Varus: we did that with me heating my sword for the things on the boiler righ
Varus: t
Orrin: I think as long as you have it in hand you have the disadvantage.
Igfig: okay
Blaze: Yar, it is just to keep on holding the object.
Orrin: Which, in this case, is always.
Varus: unless he actually wants to take off his armor
Igfig: which it can't
Igfig: so wow, permanent disadvantage I guess
Blaze: Not without literally tearing parts of himself off.
Varus: so then heat his metal
Varus: EXCELLENT IDEA
Igfig: good thing we have fate points I guess
Blaze: Yup.
Blaze: That spell is really nasty for warforged.
Blaze: Or anyone wearing plate armor.
Igfig: yeah
Blaze: Or, metal armor that is difficult to remove in general.
Orrin: It's not super hard to get out of plate as long as you're not worried about being able to get it back on easily.
Orrin: I mean you'd still probably take a turn or two.
Orrin: Chain mail would probably be the worst, on account of there are no not-metal parts to grab or cut or anything.
Varus: ok so
Varus: is blaze casting it
Varus: or are we gunna stand here and talk abou casting it
Orrin: He already did.
Igfig: yeah, he just did
Orrin: And rolled his damage.
Blaze: Yup I did, turn ended and all.
Varus: then chains turn
Igfig: I think it must be Chain's turn, and I'm just trying to figure out if he can do anything useful at all
Varus: can he support
Orrin: Chain stabs Blaze in the back.
Varus: ya
Igfig: he doesn't really prepare cure spells is the thing, he uses Repair spells
Varus: aw
Orrin: Can he just go fuck with the engine?
Varus: thats a good idea
Varus: then he stays out of the fight
Orrin: He probably knows the most about it.
Varus: aand we can ignore him
Igfig: well, if you're fucking with the engine itself, it's that spheres-and-pipes assembly
Igfig: so dealing with that would be getting into the fight
Varus: well i mean he can sneak around and just deal with that while we do our thing
Varus: we just remove him from the init count
Varus: so we dont have to do this every turn
Orrin: Or he can fight.
Orrin: I don't know what his stats are like.
Igfig: he's not very fighty
Igfig: yeah, he's going to be looking around for something else he can do
Orrin: Well he can either soak up attacks or fuck with the engine.
Arryn: chain was pacifist
Orrin: Righto.
Igfig: and I guess that'll be his turn
Varus: great turn
Varus: so FROSTY ENTERS
frosty: 1d20+5
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+5: [15] = 20
Orrin: Pacifist doesn't mean incapable of fighting when you're a sentient suit of armor.
Varus: and rolls initiative
Igfig: ooh
Varus: aw
Varus: he actually goes beofreme
Igfig: top of the order
Varus: what a piece of shit
frosty: ;P
Varus: ben
Varus: delay until after my turn
Varus: ill antigrav him
Varus: then you jump and dragon push him
Igfig: isn't antigrav a reaction?
Varus: let me check
Igfig: oh right, you used your reaction already in any case
Varus: Anti-Grav, level 1, lasts 1 round, costs 1 bonus action Doubles distance the target can jump reduces targets weight by 1/10 at higher levels weight reduced is doubled
Orrin: Also, you'd be tossing Arryn up in the air and making me incapable of hitting him.
Igfig: bonus action ok
Varus: no it just reduces his weight orrin
Varus: so ben can push him over
Varus: or into the heating electric engine
Orrin: With Arryn.
Orrin: On his chest.
Varus: yeah
Varus: exactly
Orrin: Maybe wait.
Varus: so frosty, delay till after me?
frosty: can i reach him in one go
Igfig: arryn's on the chest, just do the damage to Gorgan's back.
frosty: charging
Igfig: yeah you can Frosty
frosty: cool cool
Orrin: Well if we push him into the engine by his back, wouldn't she be crushed?
Orrin: Between him and the thing?
Varus: and what thing?
Orrin: The thing you want to push him into.
Igfig: I mean, push his front so his back hits the things
Igfig: or something
Varus: its just a bunch of really hot metal and electricity fizzing around
Varus: i dont think its any like
Varus: pumping thing
Orrin: You're right, neither of those things hurts humans.
Varus: its on his back though
Varus: she'll be fiiiiiiine
Orrin: Then you'd be hitting Arryn with the push.
Varus: thats ben pushing
Varus: and ben can avoid hitting her
Arryn: if hes going electric with me on him
Varus: ben isnt 30 feet tall
Arryn: then that is bad
Igfig: frosty'd hit it in the crotch or something
Varus: arryn jumps off
frosty: heh
Blaze: We've got healing, yar.
Varus: that too
Orrin: It really seems like a waste of the heal.
Varus: pushing him into the giant environmental hazard
Orrin: Just have her jump off and wait one turn.
Varus: seems worth arryn rolling a dex save to leap off
Igfig: also arryn you're not grounded you'd probably be ok
Orrin: He's not going to die this round anyway.
Arryn: oh ok
Blaze: Also shoving him into the engine disables the engine, aka time sensitive mission complete.
Varus: everythings leanin towards pushing orrin
Orrin: I'm not saying don't ever shove him into the engine.
Varus: i dont want him using that axe again
Orrin: I'm saying wait six in-game seconds so we don't severely hurt a party member by accident and waste all our healing because it looks rad.
Varus: not even once more
Varus: its up to frosty
Varus: if he wants to delay or not
Varus: did frosty crash again
frosty charges at the giant, tossing the shards to chain on my way and slams the fucker in the mechacrotch
Varus: FROSTY NO DELAY
Varus: if youre going to charge
Varus: literlaly wait 2 seconds
Varus: for me to cast antigrav
frosty: 1d20+8
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+8: [20] = 28
Varus: WELP
Varus: NEVER MIND
frosty: BOOOOOOOOM
Igfig: well
Varus: right in the mechacrotch
Igfig: okay, so that's... 3d6+5+5 normally, right?
frosty: yeah
Igfig: so now it's 3d6+18+5+5
Igfig: er eait
frosty: well shit
Igfig: actually 6d6+5+5
Varus: isnt it just max damage
Blaze: Nah that was 4th.
frosty: 6d6+5+5+1d10
Fortuna: frosty, 6d6+5+5+1d10: [6, 6, 6, 1, 3, 1, 2] = 35
Igfig: they changed the crit rules so many times in playtesting I still get confused as to which is which
Igfig: uh, the 1d10 doesn't apply yet I think?
frosty: on contact?
frosty: its listed as part of the attack
Igfig: oh, right, if you're entering its space. Are you staying in his space, or just pushing him?
Igfig: well, cut out the just
Igfig: if you push, it's probably going to be serious business
frosty: pushing
Igfig: then no 1d10
frosty: ok
Igfig: also oh damn I misremembered the damage die
frosty: 35-2
Fortuna: frosty, 35-2: [] = 33
Blaze: So 33 instead of 35 or wait.
Igfig: it's 2d6 normally for a touch, not 3d6
Igfig: so cut off the last three dice you rolled
frosty: 33-5
Fortuna: frosty, 33-5: [] = 28
Orrin: 29, then.
Igfig: aye, 29
Igfig: halved, alas
frosty: 28+1
Fortuna: frosty, 28+1: [] = 29
Orrin: Jesus Ben, how did you fuck that up so bad.
Igfig: because of resistance
Varus: but at least he is pushed
Igfig: make a Str check@
Orrin: Oh I mean the math, the attack was a rousding success.
Igfig: !
Igfig: With a +5 bonus... and another +3 bonus because that was a crit
Orrin: rousing*
Blaze: And advantage I think cause of the charge?
Blaze: Or no?
Igfig: oh actually that's better. +5 bonus from the charge, advantage because it was a crit
Varus: so
Varus: what happens then
Orrin: Ben rolls a strength check.
Igfig: gorgan makes a Str save, if he fails he gets shoved
frosty: 2#1d20+8
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+8: [19] = 27; 1d20+8: [2] = 10
Varus: with disadvantage from heat metal
Igfig: that's checks, not saves
Igfig:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+9: [9] = 18
frosty: yes
Igfig: Gorgan gets shoved like a mofo!
frosty: woo
Igfig: Up to let's say 20 feet
frosty: 20?
Igfig: yeah
Varus: 1 foot per dice number
frosty: i can only 10 for push
Igfig: yeah, but it was a crit and a really good roll
Blaze: But it was also an awesome push, so yar.
frosty: ok
Igfig: that's enough to hit one of the lower spheres or pipes, if you like
Orrin: Though the target is also considerably larger than normal.
Orrin: Yeaaah
frosty: alright
Orrin: Hit his lower sphere, if you know what I mean.
Varus: he did
Varus: it was a push in the crotch
Orrin: I know, I meant to push him into one of the spheres.
Varus: oh
Orrin: But said it in a dick joke way.
Varus: i see
Orrin: IT WAS A TWOFER
Igfig: Sphere or pipe? If you aim for the sphere, you'll knock Gorgan over; if you aim for a pipe, you'll break the pipe
Blaze: Oh, breaking the pipe sounds good though.
Orrin: prone would make it much easier to kill him, pipe is better for breaking the engine.
frosty: sphere
Igfig: awright
frosty: can kill engine after he dead
Igfig: Gorgan goes down! Onto the lightning-crackling sphere
Orrin: Varus if you antigrav him now maybe I can golf-club him with Thunderous Smite into the pipe.
Igfig: Takes 1d10 lightning damage
Igfig:  1d10
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d10: [8] = 8
Varus: thats a lovely ida
Varus: idea
Igfig: which is again halved because of resistance
Varus: MAN
Varus: THIS GUY
Orrin: If I have advantage because of my Vow and he is prone, do I get to roll 4 times?
Varus: WHAT DOESNT HE RESIST
Igfig: anybody want to make a knowledge check about warforged titans?
Varus: thatd be me
Varus: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Varus, 1d20+6: [9] = 15
Orrin: This seems like Varus's alley, yeah.
Blaze: We know he doesn't resist fire or magical weapons, so yar.
Orrin: He resisted the fire.
Blaze: Not from Heat Metal.
Varus: yeah he did
Orrin: Yeah he did.
Orrin: He halved your 20.
Blaze: Oh, I thought he didn'[t.
Blaze: Whoopsies.
Igfig: they resist nonmagic weapons, and the five basic energy types: fire, cold, lightning, acid, and thunder
Igfig: also they're immune to poison because they're constructs
Varus: alright
Varus: so basically magic weapons or radiant or necrotic
Orrin: Well I have a magic weapon and you have necromantic magic, so we're gonna have to bring the pain.
Varus: i only have 2 uses of blight
Blaze: Or spells that do physical damage, which, I suppose count as magic weapons then.
Igfig: force damage would also work, I think there might be some untyped damage somewhere
Igfig: also that
Varus: ok
Varus: so its my turn now?
Igfig: psychic damage might also work
Igfig: It is Varus' turn, yeah
Varus: antigrav is a bonus action
Varus: so ill use that
Arryn: can i transform the dynamic blade into a magic weapon
Varus: can i run and jump and reach him?
Orrin: No, Arryn.
Orrin: I tried to go down that road when I had it.
Varus: igfig
Arryn: :/
Igfig: the dynamic blade is already magic
Arryn: oh?
Orrin: I thought it didn't count as magical for damage.
Arryn: someone said it wasnt
Igfig: it just doesn't have any special bonuses
Arryn: jerk
Orrin: It didn't when I used it, anyway.
Igfig: Really? I'm sure it did
Igfig: Your hammer didn't
Varus: maybe arryn knows how to bring out its latant magic or something idk
Orrin: I feel like I remember having this conversation about it. I'll take your word for it, though.
Igfig: If I told you it wasn't, I am very sorry
Igfig: and I was wrong
Varus: :C
Varus: so igfig can i run jump and reach him?
Varus: also i cast antigrav so orrin youre gunna golf him
Orrin: I think it was just a bullshitting discussion about the weapon on Skype, I don't think it hurt anything.
Igfig: with antigrav, yeah probably... I don't know if you'll have time to take a normal action though
Varus: no i used antigrav on him
Varus: on gorgan
Igfig: oh
Varus: orrin is going to golf hammer him into the pipe
Varus: so we get to hit both
Orrin: Do you have to touch him to Blight?
Varus: yes
Orrin: Maybe close to half distance and hit him with something else if you can't use it this round.
Igfig: Antigrav wasn't touch range, was it? I thought it was not too far, but not touch
Orrin: You don't wanna get axed.
Varus: its not
Varus: i was able to antigrav him from up on the catwalks
Igfig: right
Varus: so in that case ill just drop
Varus: anddddd 
Varus: maybe try that beam again
Varus: i wotn use featherfall cause then i wotn be able to cast a normal spell
Varus: so roll me some fall damage baby
Igfig:  3d6 damage
Fortuna: Igfig, damage: [5, 2, 5] = 12
Igfig: ouch
Varus: yar
Orrin: Yikes.
Varus: oh well
Igfig: you could have just gone for the stairs or something
Varus: oh there was stairs??
Igfig: yeah, they're a little bit distant though
Varus: i thought the catwalk was like an entire upper level
Blaze: Yar, takes a while to go down them though.
Varus: if i went to the stairs
Varus: then could i reach him next turn?
Igfig:  50 feet from the entrance to the stairs, then about 30 feet to Gorgan from there
Arryn: no you just fel
Varus: yeah its too late
Varus: oh welll
Arryn quit.
Varus: 1d20+6 ray of enfeeblement
Fortuna: Varus, ray of enfeeblement: [8] = 14
Igfig: so you'd have to dash on one of those turns
Varus: whyyyyy
Varus: end turn grumpily
Igfig: bleh
Varus: hes going to get like a 20 on the blight saves
Arryn joined #pwot_dnd.
Varus: orrin go golf him or whatever
Varus: harrumph
Orrin: Arryn goes first.
Igfig: wait, why would you even Ray of Enfeeblement? Heat Metal is already doing the same thing
Varus: oh
Varus: that is true
Varus: well then it was ray of frost
Varus: same roll
Igfig: oh wait no I made a mistake
Varus: :I
Varus: either way i end my turn
Varus: and its orrins go
Igfig: ray is half damage, heat metal is disadvantage
Orrin: It's Arryn.
Varus: actually ray 
Blaze: Can't you do your song of the sorcellator thing?
Orrin: Arryn i would get off him.
Varus: makes him only able to do 1 damage with a str or dex based attack
Orrin: Because he's going to the moon next turn.
Varus: ooh i forgot to say i cast antigrav as a level 3 spell
Arryn: okay
Igfig: uh no I'm looking at my book right now and it halves damage
Varus: huh
Blaze: So that's still nice, yar.
Varus: i must be using the old text then
Varus: ill update
Igfig: it's also a level 2 spell
Varus: reduces targets weight by 1/10 at higher levels weight reduced is doubled
Orrin: My friend who owns a game store was posta send me a player's handbook but he never did.
Varus: no we had antigrav as level 1
Igfig: no, I mean ray of enfeeblement
Orrin: I think he's saying Ray of Enfeeblement is level 2.
Varus: oh
Varus: yeah
Varus: no
Varus: oh
Varus: yeah
Varus: haha
Arryn: Orrin where you at, by the gorgan?
Igfig: yeah?
Varus: yeah
Varus: so antigraav level 3
Varus: thats 1/10 x 2 x 2
Varus: so 4/10ths the weight
Orrin: I'm not by him now that Ben pushed him.
Igfig:  1/40
Fortuna: Igfig,  1/40: [] = 0
Varus: i dont think thats enough to lift off him to the moon though
Orrin: er, frosty.
Blaze: I think you have your math wrong.
Varus: oh like that
Varus: he weighs 1/40th
Varus: that might be then
Varus: how much does he weigh ig
Orrin: Don't do it too much.
Orrin: Or he won't have the weight to break the pipe.
Varus: theres a reason i did the lowest possible math course in highschool and havent done it since
Varus: they dont lose force
Varus: or momentum or anything
Varus: just weight
Arryn: momentum is mass
Blaze: Yar, weight is not mass, or, that whole stuff is weird.
Arryn: mass stays
Orrin: Oh I guess that makes sense.
Arryn: anyway i  jump off in a way to not be in Orrins
Varus: he will still bust a pipe if you smash him into it
Igfig: uhm, good question... let's see, by square-cube a large creature would weigh 8x a human, and a huge would weight 64x
Orrin: It's just changing how gravity affects them individually, not actually changing them in any physical way.
Varus: god damn
Varus: a human is about 150ish??
Igfig: but warforged are heavier I think...
Arryn: fatties
Varus: 240 pounds 
Blaze: Would a warforged be more dragonborn heavy?
Igfig: weigh about...
Blaze: Or heavier then that?
Igfig:  270+7*4
Fortuna: Igfig,  270+7*4: [] = 298
Igfig: about 300 lbs
Varus: ok
Igfig:  300x64
Varus: so 300x 64
Blaze: Times 64, divide by 40, and ta da, we still have a damn heavy titan.
Varus: 19,200
Fortuna: Varus, 19,200: [] = (19, 200)
Orrin: Divided by 40.
Igfig:  19200/40
Fortuna: Igfig,  19200/40: [] = 480
Varus: 480 pounds
Varus: i dont think we can hammer launch that
Varus: not without significant help
Orrin: It shouldn't make a difference, i can hammer launch a Large creature
Varus: should i cast it as level 4
Orrin: Which would weigh more than that.
frosty: FATASS
Orrin: I hammer launched LoB.
Varus: thatd make it 1/80
Varus: but then id only have one blight
Orrin: He's got to weigh at least that much.
Blaze: So 240 pounds if you do it at level 4, yar.
Igfig: Orrin is pretty strong, and that's definitely less than an ogre weighs
Orrin: Plus the push is magical.
Varus: 80 would be 240
Varus: so you think you can launch that?
Varus: 480 i mean
Orrin: 480 is fine.
Varus: alright 
Orrin: I launched LoB out the window.
Varus: then go for it babe
Varus: except its arryns turn
Orrin: He has to weight at least close to that.
Arryn: 1d20+6 SHORTSORD
Fortuna: Arryn, SHORTSORD: [10] = 16
Varus: sord him
Igfig: hits!
Igfig: also you had advantage on that
Igfig: because he's prone
Blaze: Roll again you have advantage, yar.
Blaze: Might get a crit.
Arryn: ok then
Orrin: Go for the criiit.
Orrin: And then roll the other one, too.
Arryn: 1d20+6
Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+6: [15] = 21
Varus: AW
Varus: oh well
Orrin: He has another attack, too.
Igfig: and what is your other weapon right now?
Arryn: ok and other arm
Igfig: some kind of big hook thing?
Arryn: notshort sword
Varus: yarrrr
Igfig: longsword then?
Arryn: like a long curve sord
Blaze: Scimitar?
Varus: can he literally make it look like teh sord
Igfig: probably heavier than a scimitar
Blaze: Or maybe one of those fun hook blade things used by some martial artists.
Varus: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRFc8V70BpqFQ2OnbrN8WSOqMsGQSx-e7lyP9B2lczAz8VwuY9FCeorh4I
Igfig: treat it as a longsword I think
Varus: sord
Arryn: ok
Arryn: 2#1d20+6
Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+6: [14] = 20; 1d20+6: [13] = 19
Igfig: or a war pick if you want to be more hooklike
Arryn: yes that
Igfig: either way it's 1d8 for the damage die
Blaze: Either way that is a hit.
Igfig: and a hit, yes
Arryn: what is damage on a hook??
Blaze: The 1d8.
Igfig: it's 1d8
Orrin: And roll your shortsword, as well.
Arryn: okeydoke
Blaze: And the sneak attack.
Orrin: He doesn't have that right now.
Igfig: and are you using a superiority die?
Igfig: yes he does
Orrin: Because Frosty pushed him away from me.
Varus: any time you have advantage you can apply sneak attack
Blaze: He is also prone.
Orrin: Ohhh.
Orrin: Nice.
Igfig: Could also use Action Surge to take an extra action, even!
Arryn: sure
Arryn: 2#1d20+6 hookwhack again
Fortuna: Arryn, hookwhack again: [1] = 7; hookwhack again: [12] = 18
Varus: god bless advantage
Igfig: indeed
Igfig: Action Surge is 1/rest though, remember
Arryn: and superiorty, could i hook his giant axe away as disarming?
Varus: this is gunna be quite the damage roll
Orrin: I think the axe is his hand.
Orrin: So probably not.
Igfig: I'm afraid the axe and hammer are literally part of his body
Varus: arryn you didnt roll damage for your first attack
Blaze: He's just gonna roll it all together I think.
Varus: yar
Varus: thats what i thought
Arryn: can i literally disarm him?
Igfig: you could I guess fling his arm out and hook it on something I guess
Igfig: no
Igfig: not without a massive crit
Arryn: oh well then
Varus: hook him onto a second pipe
Varus: so he has to break a second pipe to get off
Igfig: cool
Orrin: That might limit my ability to golf him.
Orrin: I guess as long as it breaks a pipe.
Igfig: well, he makes a Str save first
Arryn: i dont want to hook him if Orrin wants to -yeah
Varus: hm
Varus: true
Igfig:  2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+9: [11] = 20; 1d20+9: [2] = 11
Varus: pHEW
Arryn: im not doing it ig
Igfig: he is indeed hooked
Igfig: oh, ok
Orrin: If you can get him, do it.
Orrin: My push isn't a sure thing.
Varus: yeah
Varus: lets go with what we know will work
Varus: as long as we break a pipe
Igfig: that could have been a push instead I guess
Arryn: ok fine
Varus: orrins push could even break him through the first pipe
Orrin: If I hit him with it, it'll at least break the one he's hooked to.
Varus: and then hit the second and break that
Varus: we could break TWO WHOLE PIPES
Igfig: ok
Arryn: so three damage rolls?
Igfig: yep
Varus: +sneak attack
Igfig: shortsword, then hook with sneak attack and superiority, then hook unadorned
Arryn: 1d6+1d8+3+1d8+3+2d6 (2d6 sneak is added? i dont remember)
Fortuna: Arryn, (2d6 sneak is added? i dont remember): [4, 5, 3, 3, 6] = 27
Igfig: yep, but you missed the +3 from the shortsword and the 1d8 from superiority
Arryn: why is shortsord+3?
Igfig: your dex bonus
Igfig: oh wait
Igfig: scratch that
Igfig: I forgot
Igfig: never mind
Igfig: dex bonus doesn't apply to offhand
Igfig: I was dumb
Arryn: yay i did somtehing right!
Arryn: and that thing was not spelling that word
Igfig: do add the 1d8 though
Arryn: 1d8+27
Fortuna: Arryn, 1d8+27: [5] = 32
Igfig: awright
Varus: neato
Varus: now orrins go?
Arryn: some halved
Igfig: I have to halve the damage from the shortsword
Igfig: so that's 30 total
Varus: GOD
Arryn: WOO
Igfig: Nice!
Orrin: Orrin sprints toward the prone Titan and, with a mighty backswing, clubs it right in the side.
Orrin: 2#1d20+8
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20+8: [15] = 23; 1d20+8: [15] = 23
Igfig: hah
Orrin: Well that's unusual.
frosty: ha
Varus: har
Blaze: Ham.
Orrin: Anyway, that deals 2d6+1
Varus: harn
Orrin: 2d6+1
Fortuna: Orrin, 2d6+1: [3, 3] = 7
Igfig: what? Must be more than that
Orrin: That's just the hit.
Orrin: I saved you having to halve part of it.
Igfig: surely you have a Strenght bonus
Orrin: Hahahaha.
Arryn: does he fly?
Orrin: Yes.
Orrin: 11
Orrin: And he has to make a STR save.
Igfig: right
Igfig:  2#1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+9: [18] = 27; 1d20+9: [6] = 15
Blaze: Drats.
Orrin: And will take 2d6 STR damage.
Igfig: was a 15 enough?
Blaze: Or not drats, why is he rolling twice on the str save?
Varus: disadvantage
Orrin: He had disadvantage.
Blaze: From what?
Orrin: I'm trying to find my DC right now, I can't find it on this sheet.
Varus: prone
Varus: if its anything like my dc
Igfig: from the antigrav
Varus: its 12+strfor you
Blaze: Ah I see.
Varus: so probably 16?
Orrin: My sheet says my DC is a 15, but for me it would be CHA.
Igfig: it should be 10+str I think
Varus: mine was 12+int
Blaze: It would be 8 + proficiency + strength, yar, same with Varus's spell save thing.
Varus: right
Varus: prof
Orrin: My DC is CHA.
Varus: so 8 + prof + int
Igfig: right, right
Varus: ok
Blaze: So yar, + cha then.
Igfig:  15 then
Orrin: So it'd be 15 yeah.
Varus: CURSES
Orrin: So does he pass or fail?
Varus: thats a pass for saves
Blaze: Yar.
Igfig: just baaarely passes against the push
Orrin: So he takes the 2d6
Orrin: Halved, of course.
Varus: is there any way we can fate point that
Orrin: 2d6
Fortuna: Orrin, 2d6: [2, 2] = 4
Orrin: I have another attack.
Igfig: isn't your weapon magic Orrin?
Varus: he already had disadvantage
Orrin: Yeah but the smite damage is thunder.
Igfig: ah
Orrin: So Orrin winds up and smashes the hammer into him again.
Igfig: In any case, that's still enough to pull his axe arm back
Orrin: 2#1d20+8
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20+8: [20] = 28; 1d20+8: [15] = 23
Igfig: and rend open the pipe it's caught on
Orrin: SHIt yEAh
Igfig: ooo!
Blaze: I would have expected radiant, but I suppose thunder and lightning, very very frightening and such.
Orrin: Divine Smite is radiant, but yeah Thunderous switches it.
Blaze: Ah I see.
Orrin: I don't suppose that crit is worth an auto-push on the smite.
Blaze: I have learned a thing today.
Igfig: A cloud of, oh let me roll randomly ofr this
Varus: i choose water damage
Varus: because aint enough water this adventure
Varus: too much fire and lightning
Igfig:  1. fire 2. air 3. lightning 4. smoke 5. ash. 6. ???
Igfig:  1d6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6: [3] = 3
Varus: man he isnt even bloodied is he
Orrin: I haven't rolled my second damage yet.
Orrin: It's only our second round against him.
Varus: wow that took a long time then
Blaze: It just seems longer cause chat stuff is slow, yar.
Igfig: he will definitely in fact be bloodied when the damage is reckoned up at the end of this turn
frosty: yeah took awhile to talk spells
Igfig: Lightning arcs out of the broken pipe
Igfig: each round on init count 0, a random person in range is going to have to make a Ref save or get shocked
Igfig: er, dex 
Varus: ok
Orrin: Cooool.
Orrin: Anyway, about that crit.
Varus: so its gorgans turn now right
Varus: h right
Orrin: Any luck on the push?
Varus: first
Varus: damage
Orrin: 4d6
Fortuna: Orrin, 4d6: [4, 3, 3, 1] = 11
Orrin: So 15.
Varus: hammer is magical
Igfig: right
Orrin: Oh yeah 16.
Orrin: Because it's +1 now.
Igfig: so what's your total damage dealt this turn?
Orrin: 31
Orrin: I need to do my Smite though.
Igfig: wow
Orrin: I don't suppose the crit gets me an auto-pass on the push?
Igfig: oh, hmm
Orrin: On account of he already has disadvantage.
Orrin: So you can't really reflect the crit that way.
Orrin: He's gotta be reeling from the first hit.
Igfig: Okay, I guess it'd be just enough to tip him over the edge
Orrin: Having passed so narrowly.
Orrin: YEAH
Orrin: 2d6
Fortuna: Orrin, 2d6: [6, 4] = 10
Orrin: So throw 5 more damage on, and he is thrown into the air.
Igfig: wow, so 41 damage then?
Igfig: oh right
Igfig:  36
Orrin: That's thunder so it's half.
Orrin: He'll take fall damage on the way back down, too.
Igfig: how high?
Orrin: 10 feet.
Varus: hes 30 feet tall i thoguht
Orrin: And he falls back prone.
Igfig: ok
Igfig:  1d6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6: [1] = 1
Varus: wouldnt that be him falling 30 feet
Orrin: Nah.
Igfig:  1 more damage from falling
Orrin: He'll land on the lowest part of himself.
Igfig: definitely bloodied
frosty: wooo
Orrin: I'm hoping his higher bits will hit another pipe, too.
Igfig: and you were launching him at the pipe?
Orrin: So I angle him that way.
Varus: ys
Igfig: yeah, for sure then
Orrin: EAT SHIT, PIPE.
Igfig:  1d6 what is in this pipe
Fortuna: Igfig, what is in this pipe: [3] = 3
Igfig: nope we already rolled that
Igfig: try again Fortuna
Igfig:  1d6 what is in this pipe
Fortuna: Igfig, what is in this pipe: [3] = 3
Arryn: more lightning
Arryn: hahahaha
Blaze: She really likes lightning.
Igfig: NO FORTUNA NO LIGHTNING
Orrin: Oooh I like that feature.
Igfig:  1d6 what is in this pipe
Fortuna: Igfig, what is in this pipe: [2] = 2
Blaze: It does stirke twice, and three times now.
Igfig: air!
Blaze: Brewing up a storm at this rate.
Igfig: oh man, random-direction Gust of Wind
Orrin: BLAZE DO A THING.
Varus: its gorgans turn tho
Igfig:  1d8 direction, 1=north and then clockwise
Fortuna: Igfig, direction, 1=north and then clockwise: [7] = 7
Orrin: Oh yeah.
Igfig: west
Igfig: or, left
Igfig: so... that's back at you, Orrin? I think
Orrin: Depends on what direction the pipe is I guess.
Orrin: I'll take your word for it, you have the map.
Igfig: yeah, it'll be more fn this way in any case
Orrin: Bring it wind.
Igfig: so, Gorgan's turn
Blaze: Yay.
Orrin: Do I have to make a save or anything?
Igfig: oh right, gust's save is on the player's turn
Igfig: yeah, Str save
Orrin: 1d20+8
Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20+8: [10] = 18
Orrin: Fuck your wind.
Igfig: you're fine
Orrin: End turn.
Igfig: okay
Igfig: Gorgan takes 1d10 more lightning damage from being on another sphere
Igfig:  1d10
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d10: [10] = 10
Varus: ayyy
Igfig: and slowly heaves itself to its feet
Blaze: Also Gust of Wind saves are at the start of their turn.
Igfig: clearly pretty damaged from that what, 70 damage last turn?
Varus: prety much
Igfig: sparks flying from joints, big cracked bit on the chest plating
Igfig:  1d20+9 Str save
Fortuna: Igfig, Str save: [17] = 26
Igfig: totally fine
Igfig: but that doesn't matter, as he gathers his speed and charges forward at Orrin
Igfig: swinging both axe and hammer powerfully
Varus: wait
Igfig: oh, still taking heat metal damage, right?
Varus: his turn would be to stand up
Varus: also that
Orrin: Yeah he can't move.
Blaze: That happens on my turn.
Igfig: no, standing up only takes like 5 feet of movement I think?
Igfig: ah, ok
Blaze: The damage that is.
Orrin: It's not your move anymore
Orrin: ?
Igfig: Or maybe it was half your movement, we decided on
Blaze: I have to use my bonus action to continue the damage, yar.
Varus: yeah i think we went with half now that you mention it
Igfig: but huge creatures have a higher speed, that's still fast enough I think
Orrin: I can't remember.
Igfig:  50ft for a huge creature
Orrin: Let's dance, then.
Igfig: so he's still jsut barely within 25 feet
Igfig: aright
Igfig: also stil has disad, of course
Blaze: Of course of course.
Igfig:  2#1d20+9 axe; 2#1d20+9 hammer
Fortuna: Igfig, axe: [13] = 22; axe: [4] = 13; hammer: [4] = 13; hammer: [5] = 14
Igfig: :(
Varus: haaaaah
Varus: fuck you igfig
Varus: you cant kill us
Blaze: Double 13s, that's unlucky.
Orrin: "That all you got, big 'un?"
Igfig: damn, Orrin is indestructible
Varus: i like to imagine the axe swinging so fucking hard
Varus: and coming to a complete dead stop upon touching orrin
Igfig: hehehe
Igfig: okay, that's the turn then!
Blaze: Yays.
Varus: blaze!
Varus: heat metal damage
Igfig: sure
Blaze: 3d8 with bonus action for continued heat metal damage.
Fortuna: Blaze, with bonus action for continued heat metal damage.: [8, 7, 7] = 22
Blaze: Nice, nice.
Igfig:  11, very nice
Blaze: And most of my spells are concentration spells.
Blaze: How far is he from the door?
Varus: id say pretty far now
Varus: since we knocked him around
Arryn: brb roommate needs a thing
Varus: 70ish feet?
frosty: yeah same
Igfig: less than that
Igfig: the room is only like 70ish across
Varus: oh then 40ish?
Igfig: yeah, about tht
Blaze: Cause only spell I can cast that isn't a concentration spell, far as attacking goes, is produce flame, but, another idea, gotta read up on create/destroy water.
Blaze: That spells range is 30 feet as well.
Blaze: Is Arryn still riding him?
Varus: yeah
Varus: i think
Igfig: uh
Igfig: hmm
Varus: we never took her off
Igfig: I feel like after all the pushing that's not so likely
Varus: roll 3 con saves?
Blaze: It'd probably be dex or strength saves.
Varus: 3 of whichever
Igfig: in this case probably str, yeah
Varus: so arryn roll 3 str
Blaze: But yar, my thought was if I use Create Water and pour up to 10 gallons of water on top of him, would that make it more likely for the lightning pipe to hit him instead of other people?
Varus: jesus man
Igfig: that would, yes
Igfig: not 100% chance, but more likely
Varus: i dont think thats the way lightning works at all??
Igfig: triple the usual chance
Varus: i thought it had to go to some sort of solid conductor
Blaze: But water conducts electricity, yar.
Igfig: yeah, but fantasy lightning is really dumb
Varus: just being wet wouldnt conduct properly i think
Orrin: She climbed off before I golfed him.
Blaze: That is why you aren't supposed to be in lakes during lightning storms, yar.
Varus: shrug igfig says it works
Blaze: So yar, I have to actually enter the room, but I go in and I make him sopping wet, yar.
Arryn: yo
Igfig: fantasy lightning just pricks up its ears and yaps its head off whenever any kind of water is in the vicintity
Arryn: what roll i 3 for?
Varus: str
Blaze: It was a maybe roll thing.
Varus: to stay on from all that flopping around
Arryn: why
Arryn: no
Varus: unless you already got off
Varus: we dont know if you did or not
Arryn: no shit
Orrin: He did.
Igfig: lightning: the chihuahua of the damage types
Orrin: He said he climbed off to get out of my way.
Arryn: yeah
Varus: ok
Igfig: oh ok
Igfig: cool
Blaze: Yar I had missed it, so yar, Arryn is nice and dry, Gorgan is sopping wet and probably steaming a bit actually what with the Heat Metal.
Igfig: okay
Varus: does hot steam hurt him
Igfig: no more than heat metal
Varus: ok
Blaze: We're already getting improved lightning accuracy on him, yar.
Igfig: and now... I guess it's the lightning's turn?
Arryn: chain
Arryn: then lightning
Igfig: oh, well
Varus: chain gets struck by lightning and is knocked out
Igfig: Chain is doing things you can't see right now in a side tunnel
Arryn: ...
Arryn: w/e
Igfig: so it's the lightning
frosty: lightning!
Igfig: let's see, valid targets are... gorgan, frosty, orrin, and arryn
Igfig: gorgan gets three chances to be hit, the rest get one
Igfig:  1d6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6: [2] = 2
Igfig: Gorgan!
Blaze: Yaaaaaaay!
Igfig:  4d10 lightning damage
Fortuna: Igfig, lightning damage: [6, 1, 10, 6] = 23
frosty: phew
Arryn: whew
Blaze: Oh geeze yay.
Arryn: holy hit
Arryn: shit
Arryn: well
Blaze: Hurrah I'm keeping everyone from getting murderized.
Orrin: You done it
frosty: otherwise 2 would be me
Igfig: Gorgan does not have much left in him, it looks like
frosty: yayyyy
frosty: my turn!!
Orrin: ASS BLAST IM
Igfig: all right!
Varus: fart stomp him
Varus: butt salad him
frosty: is he far enough to charge again???
Igfig: I guess so, yeah
Varus: thats not gorgans turn
frosty: is there distance on that?
frosty: idk
frosty: so then
Varus: well you're within range to be in the vincinity of lightning
frosty: lightning can cover miles
Blaze: This is pipe variety lightning though, not as good as that all natural stuff found in the wild.
frosty: 1d20+8 come on and slam
Fortuna: frosty, come on and slam: [17] = 25
Igfig: and slammed he is
Orrin: AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
Igfig: oh hey uh Arryn I just noticed something
Arryn: yeah?
frosty: what was pushcheck again?
Igfig: I think I misrecorded your sneak attack damage, you're actually +3d6 for that
Blaze: +strength I think, +5, yar.
Igfig: yeah
Varus: so +1d6 to his current damage
Igfig: sure
Igfig:  1d6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6: [1] = 1
Arryn: ok sure
frosty: 1d20+1+5
Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+1+5: [17] = 23
Igfig:  1d20+9
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d20+9: [2] = 11
Igfig: gawd
frosty: WELCOME TO THE JAM
Igfig: damage?
Blaze: He just can't take the heat Frosty is putting on him.
frosty: 2d6+5
Fortuna: frosty, 2d6+5: [5, 4] = 14
frosty: and puuush
Igfig: plus 5 more for the charge
Igfig: so 19
frosty: i did ad the 5
Igfig:  5 dex, 5 charge
frosty: ah
Igfig: anyway, after resistance that's 9
frosty: i didnt add the dex
frosty: did i push him to a thing?
Igfig: ah, sure
Igfig:  1d6
Fortuna: Igfig,  1d6: [4] = 4
Varus: is there anything left to push him to
Igfig: there are six pipes
Varus: oh ok