frosty: broke the third one thrice Igfig: Smoke! Varus: man oh man Varus: this engine is fallin apart Igfig: big cloud of smoke pouring out of the pipe Igfig: concealment for everyone in there frosty: yayyy Blaze: Not yayyy. Blaze: I think that means I've lost line of sight for Heat Metal. frosty: why not yayyy frosty: oh Varus: oh shit frosty: i shine for 30 feet does that help Varus: that would yes Varus: that could also ignite the smoke couldnt it Blaze: Wait, what about that Gust of Wind pipe which we also totally forgot about for that whole round? Varus: oh yeah Igfig: we haven't forgotten, people just haven't been in its area Igfig: but yeah that's a good point Blaze: Ah I see. Varus: does it blow the smoke away Blaze: it probably forces it into one side of the room at least. Igfig: the smoke is pushed away by the gust of wind, but more keeps coming out to replace it Igfig: you've got a face full of smoke, Orrin Varus: so the smoke would actually fill the whole room then? Igfig: eventually Varus: oops Igfig: actually I think Arryn is close enough too Igfig: both of you make Con saves Blaze: So I've got maybe one more turn of heat metal then. Orrin: 1d20+7 Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20+7: [17] = 24 Orrin: Don't forget your +4 from me Arryn Arryn: 1d20+2 Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+2: [2] = 4 Arryn: +4 Orrin: Fail either way. Igfig: that's still not enough Arryn: cough Igfig: Arryn inhales some smoke, starts coughing pretty hard Varus: bruh Varus: arryn totes stoned bro Varus: on that dank smoke Arryn: hang on Igfig: so yeah, you're not doing anything this round Arryn Varus: dazed? Varus: or stunned Arryn: can i reaction my blade to that fan we talked about??? Igfig: dazed. Lose your action, but you've still got move and bonus action Varus: ok Blaze: You might be able to fate point with that? Wielder of the Dynamic Blade/turn it into a fan for help with the save thing. Igfig: yeah, you'd need to FP it if you wanted to do that Varus: we might not need to do that Varus: we may not need arryn this round Varus: we did loads of damage Varus: since i can finally use blight Orrin: Yeah I'd just eat it. Varus: we might finish him off Arryn: but i want to make a fan Orrin: Make it next turn. Varus: yeah Varus: also waste of a fate point bro Igfig: you can still make it with your bonus action on your turn Arryn: ok frosty: so thats the end of my turn? Varus: alrighty then Igfig: Guess so! Varus: ME FINALLY Varus: I VENTURE INTO THE SMOKE Varus: AND GENTLY Igfig: okay Varus: SEDUCTIVELY Varus: STROKE him Varus: and blight Varus: con save Varus: does he have disadvantage? Blaze: Is he prone? Igfig: not really? Varus: theres so much stuff happening right now i have no idea Orrin: Nope. frosty: nah Varus: figured id just ask Blaze: Then I don't think so. frosty: i didnt crit Orrin: He got up after my push and hasn't been knocked back down. Varus: con save then frosty: so just pushed Igfig: okay Igfig: 1d20+5 Fortuna: Igfig, 1d20+5: [13] = 18 Varus: i stroked his junk Varus: aw Varus: thats a success Varus: half damage then Varus: 4d8 Fortuna: Varus, 4d8: [7, 4, 2, 8] = 21 Igfig: well Blaze: I don't think you can reach his junk. Varus: noice bruh Igfig: it would be half damage Varus: no Varus: necrotic Varus: he doesnt resist that Igfig: except that spell doesn't work on constructs at all Varus: wait it doesnt?? Igfig: nope frosty: hahahah Varus: aw man Igfig: says so right in the description Arryn: hahah Varus: all this time ive been using it Varus: i dont have it in my description wut Igfig: haven't used it yet against a construct Varus: i just have info on using it on plants Varus: cause id def do that Igfig: are you reading from the phb or the playtest docs? Varus: i got the spell way back from the playtest stuff you gave us in an rar like Varus: last year Blaze: Yar, in the boook it says no effect on undead, who you wouldn't want to use it on anyways, and constructs. And then the info on plant stuffs. Varus: fuck Varus: so thats no damage at all frosty: hah Blaze: Didn't I give you a list of all the spells that were added/changed when the player's handbook came out? Igfig: well I'm just glad you used it now and not on the Lord of Blades frosty: good work Blaze: Well, actually I recall I didn't look to see if their text had changed. Varus: you only gave me the new ones that i was thinking about grabbing Blaze: Just their levels or if they were removed or added in, yar. Varus: can i flop on the ground as a free action Igfig: sure Varus: 1d20 flop Fortuna: Varus, flop: [10] = 10 Varus: the most mediocre flop ever Blaze: You can always go prone as a free action. Igfig: oh also, if you ventured into the smoke Varus: i end my turn prone under him Varus: i did venture in Igfig: con save Varus: 1d20 Fortuna: Varus, 1d20: [6] = 6 Varus: varus havin a bad day Varus: wait Igfig: not doing much next turn then Varus: i used blight against the colonol of cutlery Varus: and you allowed it Igfig: did you? I fucked up then Orrin: It's fine, I'll finish him. Varus: oh well Orrin: That may have been before the final phb released. Varus: go get em arryn/orrin Arryn: MY TURN Igfig: I was probably really sleepy Arryn COUGH Orrin: Make a fan. Varus: *scoffs* Varus: real fans arent made Arryn makes fan Varus: real fans make the material themselves Arryn wave wave wave wave Varus: varus is gunna lie down here and die Blaze: I wonder if we'll see the Colonel of Cutlery again, he lived, might be on the ship. Igfig: okay, make your con save with advantage Arryn Varus: this was my strategy all this time Arryn: 2#1d20+2+4 Fortuna: Arryn, 1d20+2+4: [12] = 18; 1d20+2+4: [1] = 7 Arryn: whew Igfig: okay, you're fine! Orrin: See what happens when you remember the 4? Blaze: You might want to adjust your prepared spell list when next you have the time to do so, yar. Varus: yeah Varus: next rest Igfig: good job with the fan! Varus: i might still bring it Varus: JUUUSST in case Varus: are demons absorbing to nectoric Igfig: nope Varus: then i should still bring it Arryn: so can i try attacking now or was fan my move Igfig: fan was affecting your save at the end of your turn Arryn: cause i will fan a motherfucker Blaze: Alright, also sheesh, all mibbit ever advertises at me with nowadays is bitcoin stuff. Igfig: so that was your turn Arryn: ok Varus: are bitcoins still a thing Igfig: Orrin is up Varus: i havent heard anything about them in like a year Blaze: Apparently. Varus: more than a year Orrin: Orrin brings the hammer down. Orrin: 2#1d20 Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20: [18] = 18; 1d20: [14] = 14 Orrin: +8 Varus: slap that hammer down make em break em like a waver Igfig: eh? Orrin: But that doesn't make much difference. Varus: you got blood all over and ash all over Orrin: I have advantage from my Vow. Orrin: And I missed getting the +8 on that line. Orrin: But I still hit with an 18 anyway. Varus: gunna be the one that braeks em Orrin: So that's 2d6+5 Igfig: you get disadvantage for the concealment, but the 18 was your first roll anyway Orrin: 2d6+5 Fortuna: Orrin, 2d6+5: [4, 2] = 11 Orrin: Oh, that's handy. Orrin: I'll toss my Divine smite on that as a 2nd-level. Orrin: For I think 3d8? Varus: man its handy when your whole party has access to spells Varus: except SOMEONE *cough fire elemental cough* Igfig: Sure Orrin, total that up Orrin: 3d8 Fortuna: Orrin, 3d8: [7, 5, 6] = 18 Orrin: 29 total. Orrin: And then I'll attack again. Orrin: 1d20+8 Fortuna: Orrin, 1d20+8: [12] = 20 Igfig: that does hit Orrin: 2d6+5 Fortuna: Orrin, 2d6+5: [6, 2] = 13 Igfig: Okay, describe how you strike down the mighty Gorgan, mighty no more Varus: excellent Igfig: because that was more than enough Orrin: Are we getting a rest after this? Orrin: Because I will make this so rad if I can use my last 2nd level spell. Igfig: yeah, just a short rest though Orrin: Oh, damn. Orrin: Not gonna do that then. Orrin: Okay. Orrin: So this description will include the first attack. Varus: should we finish tonight? Varus: lord of blade + end game could take a while Orrin: Orrin strides boldly into the cloud of smoke, seemingly unfazed by it. Varus: we could push to the end Igfig: yeah we're not going to finish tonight Igfig: there was no way Orrin: He lifts his weapon, shining brightly with divine light, as Gorgan brings his own hammer around for a crushing attack. Igfig: we can go a bit further though Varus: we can reach a good end point Orrin: Orrin's weapon meets Gorgan's fist, flaring with divine brilliance as it shatters the hammer and the arm bearing it. Orrin: Sparks fly from the shattered limb, and Gorgan drops to all fours (or threes, as the case may now be). Varus: now do the zelda jump hammer Orrin: The two meet eyes for a moment, and Orrin offers the cocksure half-grin that has charmed a hundred women and enraged a hundred foes. Varus: what a dick Orrin: He lifts the hammer and, using his whole body, lifts it an a complete arc over his body onto the crown of Gorgan's head. Orrin: The titan's crown is shattered by the blow, and he falls to the floor minus a head and one arm. Varus: ayyy we just killed the last of the warforged titans Orrin: Orrin calmly returns the magic shield to his pouch and walks out of the smoke. frosty: rip frosty: good genocide, Orrin Igfig: Well, I don't know about last Igfig: there are some left in places Varus: you specifically said last Varus: in a previous session Blaze: Last one currently owned and operated. Igfig: might have been last one made? Varus: possibly Varus: maybe the last active one Varus: and others are hidden away Orrin: I thought it was that there were once two on Chydris and he was the only one left. Orrin: I think that's what the wiki said. Igfig: ah, it's probably that frosty: Varus is coughing through all this Orrin: Anyway, this engine lookin' pretty banged up. Varus: either way Varus: lets loot his corpse Orrin: Oh yeah does he have anything cool I call it. Varus: nuh uh Igfig: because they're rare, but by no means unique Varus: you got the dynamic blade Varus: i get this one Blaze: He has an axe that is too large for any of us to wield. Orrin: Yeah but then she took it back. Varus: yeah and whose fault is that Igfig: well, he has a hammer except not any more, and an axe that's also too big Orrin: Also, it made way, way more sense for me to have that. Orrin: If it's like... a wand, I wouldn't take it. Arryn: the smoke and lightning is still a thing yeah? Igfig: they are Varus: oh yeah thats still all spitting out Igfig: you might want to get out of this area Varus: lets break the rest of the pipes Varus: we need to make sure this engine blows the fuck up Orrin: We still have to clown this engine. Igfig: sure Varus: so theres 3 pipes left? Igfig: yeah Varus: how are we gunna break those Varus: i could do the torch weldy fire spell thing Varus: but thatd take a while Arryn: hammer? Varus: for each one Varus: it took slamming a titan into them to break them Varus: can we just break one with a hammer? Igfig: Don't worry about making checks, I think that between you all you can break them without much trouble Blaze: We never tried anything else. Varus: oh Varus: if theya re that delicate Igfig: with a hammer or a welding spell or whatever Varus: lets just say we hammer them Orrin: I hit the titan with a hammer hard enough to throw him into the air, I imagine I could break the pipe. Orrin: Orrin goes Donkey Kong on that shit. Arryn: yeah it didnt take a titan, we just used it Igfig: they're not that delicate, but yeah it's fine Igfig: okay Igfig: the one starts spewing fire, another starts spewing ash Varus: so we made sure to break all the pipes Varus: that thigns gunna go off Arryn: Orrin! Orrin: We should probably get to the top deck. Varus: hopefully explode Orrin: whatup dog. Varus: so are we going to go kill the lord? Arryn: bang the titan into them Blaze: And hopefully his body is still conductive enough with the water and stuff to stop lightning from hitting anyody. Arryn: to break them all Igfig: and the last one you can't see quite what happens with all the shit int he air, but something up above you just fuckign explodes Orrin: I think our first priority should be getting somewhere we won't drown. Varus: thats top deck Orrin: If he also comes up there we can fight him, yeah. Varus: and the throne room Orrin: I meant like... the actual top. Igfig: and the entire fortress shakes Orrin: Outside. Varus: so a badass rooftop battle Orrin: Where we won't drown. Blaze: I think we broke something major. Orrin: Yes. Varus: i like the way you think Igfig: and then slowly begins to tilt forward Varus: oh shiti Orrin: Orrin runs. Varus: lets ollly the fuck outie Blaze: I think we broke something really major. frosty: yeah if this goes down i drown frosty: HANG ON Varus: LETS GET THE FUCK OUTA DODGE frosty: Blaze Igfig: Frosty, make a Con save frosty: Blaze Blaze: frosty frosty: oh one sec frosty: 1d20+8 Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+8: [16] = 24 frosty: ok Igfig: aight, you're ok Igfig: It is quite slow, it takes a long time for something this big to sink frosty: so imma get back into a shard at the forge so if we get wet i dont die frosty: oh frosty: hmm Varus: thatd be funny too Varus: throw the shard at the lord of blades Varus: then BEN POPS OUT Blaze: We probably have time to get back to the Frosty. Orrin: Ideally, we'd just run and jump to the Frosty. Igfig: like half an hour to go completely under maybe Orrin: And fight him there. Varus: the frosty is a mess Varus: its not going to fly Igfig: but the lower decks will start flooding early Orrin: It'll float, though. Blaze: It's not as big a mess as this thing is now though. Orrin: It's still a boat. Varus: will it? Varus: its an airship Igfig: it is not a boak Varus: not a boat Igfig: it's a fortress Blaze: It will actually float still. Igfig: that happens to hover frosty: it was on the way in Orrin: No Ig I mean the Frosty. Orrin: Is still shaped like a boat. Igfig: oh, the frosty Igfig: yeah, mostly Varus: i dont think the frosty will float frosty: it was Varus: well Orrin: They're towing it and it seems to be floating fine. Igfig: it's still floating right now Varus: alright Blaze: Frosty totally floats, it was floating in the air while being towed. Arryn: yeah Varus: i think we should go to the roof Orrin: We should go to the roof first, and then toward the back. Varus: i need to send a message that the ship is disabled Orrin: If we have to fight him here we will, but I'd rather fight him on a vessel that isn't sinking. Varus: to the big city's navy thing Igfig: you don't know how well the Frosty will fly, though Varus: that i sent our other navy towards earlier Blaze: Oh dammit, hey what was the number that the Godforged said when we found them? Orrin: It doesn't have to fly, it just has to not sink. Varus: so they can come clean up the scraps Arryn: fly better than this Igfig: what number? Varus: the godforged said SOMETHING Varus: when we asked them for the engine directions frosty: 4 Orrin: Also, all of my stuff is still on there. Arryn quit. Varus: that Varus: too Blaze: When we found the out of commission godforged they said a number I think, yar, I was thinking 4. Orrin: So I'd like to go get it. Varus: i need my research notes Orrin: Oh yeah they did. Blaze: I was thinking we ask Chain if he has any idea why they'd say that number. Varus: first we need to reach the roof Orrin: "Chain we gotta go." Varus: i send the message Varus: we ask chain about it on the way Varus: then we get to the frosty frosty: "OY CHAIN" Igfig: Chain seems to have disappeared Varus: god DAMMIT Varus: hes betraying us Varus: i KNOW IT Orrin: Let him drown then. Orrin: He's a big boy. Arryn joined #pwot_dnd. Orrin: Orrin scoots Varus: so we just need to take the elevator up to the throne room Blaze: He might have gone off to do his messing with the ritual thing. Varus: to get to the roof roofy roof Varus: the roofiest roof of them all frosty grab shards and goes roof Orrin: I'd really rather not go through the throne room. Orrin: Where there's sure to be a fight. Varus: how else can we get there? Orrin: That will take time. Orrin: Before we rest. Varus: also Arryn climbs Orrin: I imagine the fortress has more than one exit. Varus: lets check the forge super quick too Varus: its nearby Igfig: okay Arryn: aight sure Varus: we need to get the shards Blaze: The forge had an elevator, Frosty knows about it, yar. Varus: with tharashkai in it Orrin: Alright, so we run back to the forge. Igfig: frosty already has the shards I thought? Orrin: But don't go in yet. Igfig: okay Blaze: I think it was THE elevator, but yar. Varus: no he left them there i thought Orrin: Let Arryn make sure nobody is in there. frosty: i brought the shards with me and put them in the corner in the fight Varus: oh ok Varus: so lets get them Orrin: Oh. Varus: i still wanna check the forge Arryn: 1d20+9 sneak Fortuna: Arryn, sneak: [19] = 28 Orrin: Grab them then, and let's roll. Varus: make sure chain isnt doing the ritual Varus: that we told him not do to Igfig: nobody appears to be in here Varus: tod o* Arryn: boom boom pow Orrin: Cool. Varus: ok Orrin: We go inside. Varus: i wonder where chain went Orrin: "Frosty, what's this about an elevator." Orrin: I'm sure he'll turn up. Varus: "we need to get to the very very top of this placE:" Blaze: Maybe we should roll an actual perception check instead of just a stealth check? Igfig: they're all abovedecks now, you can hear a lot of noise up there Varus: "so i can send a message" frosty: i didnt mention an elevator Varus: that isss Varus: true Varus: 1d20+5 perception in the forge room Fortuna: Varus, perception in the forge room: [13] = 18 Orrin: Oh yeah it was Blaze. Varus: to find anywas Varus: anyone Varus: or like Varus: a trace of anyone having come meandering aroundthere Igfig: and some very loud booming voice, indistinct through all this metal, that is probably the Lord of Blades yelling Arryn: 1d20+5 per Fortuna: Arryn, per: [13] = 18 Arryn: hehe Varus: i dont trust chain at all Orrin: "Sounds pretty mad. Prick." Orrin: Then let him drown. Orrin: Let's g. Varus: yeah but Orrin: go* Varus: idk man Blaze: 1d20+7 for my perception cause yar. Fortuna: Blaze, for my perception cause yar.: [14] = 21 Varus: something about him Igfig: well, it's not like you can find tracks in here very easily Varus: yeah i know Orrin: You can search the ship for him if you want, i'm out. Varus: just like we can search around Varus: in this room Orrin: we just did. frosty outties Varus: if we dont find him we just go to the elevator Orrin: We have an 19 and a 21. Orrin: There's nobody here. Varus: igfig hasnt actually said anything abot it yet Igfig: and, well, some things seem to be a little out of place, but that's at least in part because the ship is tilting and things are falling off shelves Varus: hrmmm Varus: argh Varus: ITS TOO SUSPICIOUS Orrin: Orrin still runs. Blaze: Right onwards and escapewords. Varus: can i lay down a trap or something Varus: so if someone comes to mess with it Varus: i know Igfig: sure, what sort of trap? Arryn outties Varus: a magical one id assume Orrin: "Have fun!" Varus: justa click in my mind Igfig: oh, like an Alarm spell or something? Orrin: Orrin follows Arryn. Varus: yeah Varus: i dont have that spell though Orrin: Then you probably can't cast it. frosty follows everyone out Igfig: then not really, unless you can find a scroll or something Varus: i have intense multitasker, to keep my mind on the spell Varus: at a distance Blaze: But you also don't have the spell. Igfig: that's good, but you'll still need the actual spell Varus: can i craft a minor trigger like i did for frosty? Orrin: It doesn't matter what aspect you have, you can't cast a spell you don't know. Varus: when we called back his soul Orrin: Let alone have prepared. Orrin: That was a ritual, it took us like 20 minutes. Varus: that is true Orrin: I don't think we have time for that Igfig: if you knew it, you could cast it as a ritual, even if you didn't have it prepared frosty by follow i mean run past because yall fleshies are slow Varus: ok Varus: lets go them Varus: then* Igfig: okay Varus: WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA Igfig: you call the elevator then? Varus: i have my alchemy pouch Igfig: oh? Varus: can i make a circle of glue Orrin: You literally told Ig to just make chain go away so we didn't have to think about him. Varus: and a circle of ash on top of that Orrin: This is not that suspicious. Varus: so that i know if the circle is broken when i potnetially come back Varus: well no thats silly we wont be coming bakc Igfig: sure Varus: oh well Varus: i do it Blaze hits the elevator call button. frosty: nah not elevator Igfig: okay Varus: takes a few seconds Varus: AND NOW IM OFF FOR REAL Igfig: elevator shows up Varus: following them to the elevator Blaze: Not elevator? Varus: and i hop in just as the door closes Varus: action movie style Igfig: set it for the roof? Varus: ye Varus: s frosty: i blased out the back of the room Varus: the roofiest roof of all frosty: climb later Igfig: okay frosty: roof is closer to lob Blaze: Everything we want to get to is closer to LoB. frosty: frosty learned his lesson on elevators Blaze: Plus you aren't alone this time Frosty, we're here too. Orrin: "Okay, stay down here and drown." Blaze: Maybe Varus will get stabbed this time. Varus: i got stabbed last time Igfig: as you reach the roof, you can see the Lord of Blades' legions assembled on deck, still surprisingly calm and disciplined for all that they're standing on a sinking ship Orrin: We're gonna have to fight him eventually. Arryn: Orrin how many stair did we pass on the way here Varus: i just need to send the message Igfig: and from up here you can hear what the Lord of Blades is actually saying Varus: are we above out of sight? Igfig: for the moment Varus: ok Blaze: Tunnel vision, yar, most people don't look up. Varus: metal gear effect Orrin: I have no idea, Arryn. Varus: or splitner cell more like Arryn: the answer is more than none Igfig: "EVEN IF THE FORTRESS MAY SINK. THIS DOES NOT CONCERN US. WE WILL CHANGE COURSE FOR THRONEHOLD. AND WE WILL MARCH ACROSS THE SEA FLOOR AND TAKE THEM FROM BELOW. AND NONE WILL BE PREPARED. AND ALL WILL FALL." Igfig: guys... warforged don't breathe Orrin: we know. Orrin: But now they have to walk. Varus: yeah we know frosty: yeah Igfig: okay Blaze: Yeah, but now they won't have a hovering fortress to hit the city with. Varus: and Orrin: And encounter ground-based defenses. Varus: they dont have the impenitrable fortress frosty: walk accross a lake bottom Orrin: And also yeah the fortress itself is a pretty potent weapon. Igfig: you were talking about them drowning Varus: which is why i need to send that message frosty: mud Igfig: yeah Orrin: Oh no I was talking about Frosty drowning. Blaze: I think we were mostly talking about us drowning. Igfig: ohh, ok frosty: mud takes forever to walk through Igfig: well then Orrin: Especially if you're made of metal. Varus: so during this i launch the message towards the city to inform the navy boats we dispatched there that the boat is sinking and the warforged are going to march across the sea floor to thronehold Orrin: And they also have to get out of the fortress, also underwater. Igfig: they stand on deck, and wait for the water to reach them. Igfig: And that's Igfig: where we'll stop ffor tonight I think. Orrin: Can we at least get onto the Frosty? Varus: you see what i said there tho Varus: i need u to make note of that frosty: yeah can we get out or is that gonna be a thing Igfig: do you have a message spell with that kind of range? Igfig: Hmm Varus: we were getting pretty close werent we? Varus: message is a cantrip Varus: can i cast it as a level spell Varus: to get the range Blaze: Might need a fate point too. Orrin: I thought we had a plan in place for this. Orrin: maybe I'm remembering tha twrong. Varus: it was, the boats would still be in range Igfig: not really I think? I thought you did too, but I don't remember what Orrin: Blaze, can you fly to them? Varus: but we took longer than i thought we would Varus: the plan was our boats stay away but still like Varus: within range Orrin: I imagine they'd stay ahead of the fortress. Varus: and i tell them Varus: but we took waayyyyy too long Igfig: maybe someone was going to scry or Sending on you at a predetermined time? Varus: what witht he godforged and everything Orrin: They wouldn't just sit there and let it pass them and be like "Yeah that's fine, I'm sure they'll get it." Varus: hmm Igfig: Also I kinda wanted to make getting to the Frosty a bit of a thing, but now that I think about it that's probably unnecessary Varus: maybe we have someone periodically scrying us Igfig: I'm going to say you get to the Frosty just fine Varus: and when they see the boat is sinking they know Orrin: i don't feel like it's weird to think they've kept boats in range. Varus: yeah Varus: that too frosty: Varus, do the wand thing Blaze: Message range is 120 feet, yar. Orrin: Even a skiff or something just to keep an eye on the giant death fortress full of murderbots they know is coming. Igfig: message range is smaller than catapult range, is the thing Orrin: Ahhh. frosty: to get the sluge out Igfig: and there you are able to take at least a short rest, and level up to Level 9! Varus: dang Orrin: Shoot a fireball in the air or something. Orrin: huzzah! Orrin: Or Blaze just fly over there. Orrin: And tell them. Varus: thats true Varus: a flare frosty: waffle take out my ball grime Varus: that ok ig? Blaze: Better spell Send is a 3rd level spell that does similar but better, yar. Igfig: sounds good to me Orrin: Or yeah see if you can pick up a Sending when you level. Orrin: And just do that. Varus: i launch a fireball up into the air that shines brightly Igfig: Sending is a great spell, yeah Varus: oh Varus: well never mind that fireball Varus: i SUDDENLY LEARN HOW TO USE SENDING Varus: and i send that mesasge that i said up there Orrin: I still like the fireball, it's very triumphant. Igfig: fireball is also acceptable here though Blaze: What convenient timing. Varus: ok how about i do both Igfig: sure Orrin: Awesome. Varus: i send taht message that i mentioned up there and launch the fire ball Igfig: very good Varus: excellent frosty: varus extract my fireball death before i explode on the boat Varus: lets end then Varus: oh Varus: i forgot about that Varus: iiiddkkkkk Igfig: Oh, wait Varus: having you as a threat of explosion could be neat Igfig: one really important thing Igfig: Frosty, make a Con save. frosty: you will die Orrin: I don't know if we can fix it entirely. Varus: we definitely cant frosty: 1d20+8 Fortuna: frosty, 1d20+8: [19] = 27 Igfig: ok Blaze: We haven't siphoned him for a bit, so maybe do that. Igfig: question: how long can we keep you from exploding just with your saves? frosty: if you dont i will start punching you Varus: not long i dont think Varus: considering how it went last time Varus: and now Varus: hes not exactly whole is he frosty starts punching Varus Igfig: well, Frosty will be resting and you can take care of him, so he'll have advantage on his saves I think Orrin: Varus goo-vacuums him. Varus: yeah Igfig: and Orrin's aura is +4 to his saves Varus: i do goo vaccum him Varus: im just wondering how it would go Orrin: Orrin goes to his cabin and is very pleased to find his lute intact. Orrin: He plays a little ditty. Varus: surely the lord looked up at the flare and saw us Igfig: maybe Orrin: I think he might have noticed we were on his ship. Orrin: Also, it was up and behind him. Varus: but knowing where we are is different Orrin: And it's not like his plan is gonna change. Orrin: He can't do shit from the bottom of the sea. Varus: so are we back at the fosty? Igfig: yes Varus: ok frosty: he is in the mud Varus: can i make sure my research is intact Igfig: and I think Frosty can survive a short rest, but not a long one Varus: ok Orrin: How close did we get to the coast, Ig? Blaze: Oh man I get access to level 5 spells now. Varus: we do do a short rest anyways Varus: SAME BLAZE Varus: LEVEL 5 HYPE Arryn: woooo Varus: get something god Varus: to fuck up the lord Varus: good* Orrin: God works, too. Arryn: i am gonna fuck up levelling Arryn so hard Varus: goodo Igfig: you were I think an hour and a half away by Chydris when you got on... so maybe 45 minutes by Chydris now? Varus: yeah Varus: well Varus: actually Igfig: on foot, through the muck, probably a quarter speed Igfig: so three hours Varus: yeah Igfig: until they get there Orrin: So at least several hours by foot, even before the water and digging their way out of the fortress. Orrin: Cool. Varus: so the last fight is gunna be on a beach Varus: surrounded by tanners Varus: guys saying "hey bro get out of my light" Igfig: also Varus, since I believe your lab was in the bow of the ship, a lot of your research is fucked Orrin: I hope I get a chance to hit someone with a coconut Varus: yeah i figured :C Varus: oh well letsend! Igfig: some is still intact, but a lot is just gone Igfig: awright Orrin: Good stuff, gents! Varus: for now Varus: last fight is gunna be weird Orrin: So long. Igfig: Well done, everybody! Varus: ill level up later Blaze: Yay we lived. frosty: also Varus i blame you for everything that happened/s with the fireball explosion(s) because you freed, saved and experiemented the ball Varus quit. Igfig quit. Orrin: Not only did we live, we actually kinda stomped the titan. Orrin: Like... that went unbelievably well.